#also i make jokes on committing arson on the daily

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Hi sweetheart if your request is open I want to request a nsfw and or sfw alphabet for Astarion 🥰

Hello my sweet, Anon, and thank you! Oh exciting, I like these, so I'm happy someone asked me to do this. This will be SFW but maybe I'll do a NSFW version too - if people want it?

I used this wonderful template by @the-coldest-goodbye (thank you for making this!)

Also let's call this

Fluffy relationship headcanons about Astarion and Tav (in alphabetic order)

(Because I know the word headcanon is somewhat of a Pavlov'sch bell for some people here, hihi~)

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

Very much so. Once Astarion really grabs onto the concept of having someone he deeply and truly loves, he tells them every moment of every day. He compliments them, showers them in gifts, his flirtatious behaviour never stops. But oh yeah, they also bicker like an old married couple - it's their love language.

Also he’s very keen to keep his hands on you, PDA: oh hells yeah, showing the whole world you belong to him, also you’re just that yummy.

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

Pure chaotic goblin energy. If you’re best friends with Astarion you’re most likely enabling each other to commit arson on a daily basis – and you love it.

You most likely stumbled over each other, each thought “what a dickhead, looks so dumb…”, figured you were equally sassy and were inseparable from there on out. Because the best friendships start with thinking “ugh, this dumb idiot…”

Also being in a relationship with Astarion means also being his best friend and having chaotic gremlin moments – like for example grouping up on Gale to shittalk him.

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

Cuddling is a kind of unusual concept for Astarion at first, like with any kind of non-sexual intimacy. But he very quickly figures out he loves cuddling. Just normal hugging, holding you standing behind you with his arms around your waist. But he also enjoys it so so much when he’s being held, just knowing your arms are his safe haven.

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

Honestly, after everything? Yes – at least for quite some time I guess Astarion wants to settle down, have some time to figure himself out but also enjoying some mundance peace and quiet with Tav – with the biggest worry being what he’ll wear this night.

He’s shit tho at all the domestic shit. He doesn’t know how to cook or anything else and frankly he has never needed to because even before being turned he lived the comfortable live of a noble. Tav’s going to have to teach him a thing or two on how not to be so messy…

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

Despite that I am 1000% convinced that Tav and Astarion are endgame… Quickly, I believe, like ripping a bandaid off, but making sure to really get the point across on why.

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

The idea of commitment might scare Astarion, the idea of having Tav forever does not. So I guess he would actually come around to the idea although you both assure each other it’s not to prove something. Also Astarion does joke about it – because he loves thinking about it, to have someone who’s loving him until the end of time.

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

So gentle, almost chaste, especially at first. Yeah yeah, he knows every trick in the book when it comes to sex, but exploring what a committed relationship can feel like? Sharing small moments of intimacy, opening up his feelings that he never really allowed himself to have before.

That being said I believe the first time Tav and Astarion sleep with each other after he’s freed: it’s like it’s his first time, fully there, bravely letting himself fall into your open loving arms, experiencing for the first time what it means to be this kind of intimate with someone you love more than anything else in this world.

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

Something he also didn’t really quite get until he shared it with Tav – and then the other ones who became his friends. He relishes hugs as something that really make him feel at peace. And he does become a hugger, at least with Tav: small, quick hugs to full-blown embraces – although these are something he likes to enjoy only with you. Oh, and they’re wonderful hugs: not too strong, not too weak, although Astarion might be a bit of a clinger, especially in the beginning, when he can never get enough.

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

Tav says it first, but he’s pretty brave and pretty sure about his feelings (at least about how hard he’s fallen once he accepts the initial fact), so pretty quickly. And after that: AT. ANY. POSSIBLE. MOMENT.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

Jealous, but reasonably so. Like he can obviously differentiate if you’re just friends with someone or if it might even just be flirty banter (because he’s also guilty as charges with that) but someone hits on you, you’re definitely not interested, the other person keeps pushing? He’ll be ready to rip their throat out. He gets protective. This being said, his jealousy is always focused on the other party pushing a toe out of line, not you.

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

Everything? Everywhere? All at once?

Of course his kisses are perfect, he likes to kiss every inch of your body and loves when you repay him for that in like. Although like with other intimate moments it’s still something new to him because there are a lot of feelings in it now.

Also Astarion and Tav love to annoy each other with giving each other big wet smooches when the other person is being annoying or just needs a lip-smacking reminder of affection.

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

“You’re so gross, Astarion.”

“Why is cute, when Scratch does it, but not when I do it?”

“BECAUSE YOU’RE NOT A DOG, ASTARION!”

“I mean I could bark if you wanted me to.”

Children can be annoying them because “ugh, why are they so loud and smelly… and sticky” but Astarion loves the chaotic energy kids have. And if the other companion’s would ever bring kids over he would absolutely incite them to cause chaos all around, teach them naughty words, give them candy so they get a sugar rush when they should actually go to bed.

And Astarion is good at telling kids captivating stories, so he becomes the resident storyteller when friends with kids come visit.

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?) (or in his case evenings, I figure)

Slow, full of cuddles and “five more minutes, my love, please” – basically he loves to just hang around with you in bed. He also takes his sweet time getting ready after waking up – A) because he can B) “when you look this good…”; once he figures out what Tav’s favourite hot beverage is in the morning, he’d learn how to brew it perfectly and bring it to them when he’s feeling generous.

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?) (and here days, accordingly)

Even more cuddles, talking before bed, talking after going to bed, probably having lots of wine while doing so – or just lounging around reading with his head in your lap while you detangle his soft curls.

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

Slowly at first but then more and more. But there’s just as much for him to unpack as there is for you to learn and take in. But Astarion learns quickly that you’re a good person to open up to: he feels safe and seen with you. And even if it doesn’t fix all his trauma right away – telling you, it really helps.

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

Astarion has more than a bit of temper. He can get very easily annoyed especially by little, seemingly unimportant things. He can snap at you but he tries to take a quick breather then and work through it and apologises – even though this too is something he learns slowly.

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

I think he memorizes a lot about everyone anyway, because it’s a survival instinct to gather all possible information that might become helpful. But besides that: once Astarion is all aboard the relationship train, he will absolutely remember everything – probably even better than you. That’s also why he gets you the best gifts, because he listens, when you tell him something that you would like.

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

He holds the memory of this first special hug very close and dear in his heart. Because he remembers how incredibly frightened he was how scary that leap was. But there you were quite literally with open arms and an open heart.

But there’s lots more moments. When you bought the house in Baldur’s Gate and he could carry you inside the first time cheekily in bridal style? The first gift you ever gave him for your first anniversary? There’sso many and he collects them like precious little treasures.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

Very, oh he’s so very protective. And he will cut someone if the need arises. He might actually even be a bit too eager about it. And he likes when you’re protective of him as well – and let’s be honest you’re just as eager to keep him safe.

Nobody touches you or him – or they get the sharp end of a knife.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

Everyday stuff, oh eeeeh, it’s hard. Astarion is just so not used to it, but he tries. He really does. And gifts, dates and all? Firstly, he finds out that he’s very much a romantic. Secondly, this man does not do things like this lightly, because “if we were going to be basic about it, we don’t have to do it at all”.

And he regularly outdoes himself trying to spoil you.

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

As much as he tries to be open and learn. The habits of 200 years die hard. Sometimes when he feels backed into a corner he snaps and he can be very much hurtful. And as much as you want to pretend you rationally know it better, you do get angry sometimes, you do feel hurt. And you do have fights.

But at latest when tempers are cooled again, you always get back around to talking it through and learning something from it. The two of you never go to bed angry with each other – that’s an unspoken agreement.

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

Astarion deeply is a creature of vanity. He cares about his looks almost as much as he cares about Tav. And it can annoying, but then again: he deserves to treat himself and he deserves all the swooning and pining and compliment you can give him – and you happily supply.

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

Let me cite a fic of mine and although Tav says it, Astarion feels very much the same:

“I love you so much, I would give up everything for you, if only it meant I could still be with you. I would burn this whole world down if it meant, I could keep you safe. I would walk with you to the end of the universe if it was what you needed to be happy. And if I ever where to leave this earthly world behind, I believe my soul would find you again – and again and again – because I’m half and only ever whole with you.”

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

It’s hard to say that he has no regrets. And surely Astarion would never want to go through all his trauma again, but yet… in the end he met you, didn’t he?

In the end he found you and you became his light.

Sometimes he thinks about that as you lay beside him dreaming. He softly moves a strand of hair out of your closed eyes and thanks whatever God has sent you his way

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

Plainly, if they saw him in a way like probably everyone did for the past two centuries and if he felt used by them. But you’re you and would never do that.

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

He doesn’t know it but he tends to be a clinger when he’s in his dreamful trance. And maybe this is only a thing he developed since the two of you have been together, but he sometimes wakes you because in his sleep he pulls you to him so you’re left with nothing but snuggling up to him – becoming his life size teddy bear.

You’d never have it any other way!

(Also sorry for swinging between Tav/you - I'm just so used to 2nd person perspective while writing, oops)

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Tee!!

Wow wow. don't apologise for it being long. this is wonderful. If i may...

fresh out the slammer

you're so right. I had only thought about it in relation to Mickey escaping jail before but yes. season 10, they both went through so much suffering in their early years, both of life, and their relationship, but finally they can be together, and free (well, once they're out of the slammer), and happy.

I also 100% agree with the idea of Ian looking back on how he could have treated Mickey better. he knows now Mickey is it for him, Mickey is committed and isn't afraid of Ian's diagnosis and Ian is ready to fully accept his love. he really will never lose his baby again.

'now I know what's at stake here'. for years Ian felt comfortable with the on again, off again, but I think when Mickey was in Mexico, Ian realised what life truly without Mickey would be like and he never wants to experience that again.

I would like to add for season 7 though, 'watch me daily disappearing, for just a glimpse of his smile'. For me this is Ian seeing Mickey at the bleachers, the docks and then the road trip to Mexico. he abandoned everything and risked his job and freedom for just a glimpse of mickeys smile.

loml

you brought tears to my eyes. the scene caps and the lyrics.

'you shit talked me under the tables' - everyone acting like Mickey was some psycho when he was in jail

'mickey will set a match to everything' - you mean the Mickey that looked after your little brother at his lowest?

'I can't get out of bed' - speaks for itself

'your arson's match, your somber eyes' - WHAT

okay now there's actual tears on my face

if you would like to talk about how almost every lyric of loml fits them I'm all ears

So long, London

yes. it's so Mickey. my heart hurts when I think about how much it must have hurt him when Ian pushed him away repeatedly. I'm glad he finally got a ring on it, I feel like Mickey would have been ready for marriage in season 5.

'you sacrificed use to the god's of your bluest days' ARE U TRYING TO KILL ME TEE?! literally, he was saying no to marriage bc of his bipolar. I can't.

also 'I founded the club she's heard great things about', I believe that Trevor would have been pretty heartbroken after Ian went to jail and was with Mickey for good. heartbroken by Ian club. I imagine Mickey in an angry moment having thoughts like this.

Peter

wow. I never even considered Fiona and jimmy Steve for Peter. my own hc for Peter is about Mickey and lip as childhood friends.

'lost to the 'lost boys' chapter in your life' is perfect for Fiona and jimmy Steve. he was so rich and probably ended up going back to doctor school, this was just him 'slumming it' :/

The prophecy

omg. my song.

this is also so Debbie too. all she wants is love. get sandy back right now.

The black dog

right. u really do want me dead?! I..

this is like a continuation of loml. 'were you making fun of me like some esoteric joke?'. Mickey risked everything for Ian. TWICE. yes. I think he would be mad and have these thoughts in prison and Mexico.

also may I add, the black dog is a metaphor for depression and my hc is that Mickey has depression so. there's that.

Chloe or sam or Sophia or marcus

yes. just yes. he did so much while Mickey was away but nothing filled that hole.

PSA I love Ian I just relate to Mickey on a deep spiritual level and I got in my feels and angry for him.

Thanks so much for putting so much effort into this Tee, I love how your mind works. I hope you enjoy my responses!!

hey bestie. do you have anymore TPPD and shameless thoughts now that the album has had chance to settle in?

Hii bestie tysm this is such a fun question!💗 I doooo, a lot actually lol

fresh out the slammer x Ian and Mickey (s10)

Obvs this song is perfect for 7x10 buuut I think it fits so well for when Mickey gets out of prison in season 10. They both did their time not just in prison but, like, away from each other. And they both suffered but now they’ve made it through and made it back to each other and can start to build a life together - “at the starting line”

Also these lines below about now that they’re together that they’re never going back to before I sorta see from Ian’s perspective like he knows he’s made mistakes and hurt Mickey in the past but now that he’s got him back he’s never letting him go again

loml x Ian and Mickey

I could actually talk about how almost every lyric of this song fits them (before they got back tg obvs)

so long, london x Ian and Mickey (s10)

Peter x Fiona & jimmy steve

the prophecy x Debbie

the black dog x mickey

it sorta gives how I think Mickey might've been feeling in mexico/in prison the first time

chloe or sam or sophia or marcus x Ian

just this one part though

this got long sorry!

[pinkiebows]

Lorax headcanon dumping <3

Onceler/Greedler headcanons:

He eats snails because he wants to look sophisticated

Once he was shitting and his toilet exploded in revenge

He’s bisexual but prefers women

He and the Lorax have the same birthday so they reluctantly have to share birthday parties organized by the forest animals

His legs are so long he can kick a door and destroy it

If he fell down the stairs he would bend and fold over like a slinky

He listens to nicki Minaj

He gives free thneeds to people he crushes on

He once went to Las Vegas to sell thneeds but saw a shoe flying in midair at 11pm and had nightmares about it for 2 weeks

When Norma gets mad he tightens the pickle jar so she’ll have to talk to him

He chews ice cubes

His favorite animal crossing game is new leaf solely because he’s in the cover of the game

He unironically likes pineapple pizza and gets roasted for it every time he orders it at a restaurant

He doesn’t think he’s a great artist but he still draws often because he wants to improve but he doesn’t know he’s actually an amazing artist

He is Twitter famous and also is a huge influencer

He loves tea but when he became a capitalist he drank black coffee and ONLY black coffee

He had an emo phase at one point and he still knows how to do his own eyeliner from it

At dances or parties, he either plays the guitar on stage or throws it back on the dance floor and everyone laughs at him for having such a flat ass

As he was getting richer, he started putting on makeup, and liked to flex on his $48 dollar foundation. Thing is, it wasn’t even real foundation. He goes to Walmart every week and buys 2 packs of this

For $48 (including tax, as each pack is $21.97) and he only uses the bottom right one (shown in the pic) and because of that he has a huge number (that has a multiple of 7) of skin colored crayola paints stuffed into a closet in his lurkim

Ted Wiggins headcanons:

He had a scene phase shortly after the events of the movie and he wanted to try to eyeliner but was screams to ask his mom for her eyeliner so he got some sharpies and did his own eyeliner with them and when he cries, his “eyeliner” didn’t wear off and everyone ended up being impressed. He also wore old band t-shirts

His birthday is December 11th and he’s a Sagittarius

He’s actually really good at coding!

He makes deez nuts jokes on a daily basis and it annoys the living hell out of everyone around him

He plays ponytown as if his life depended on it

He sleeps with socks on

He likes cheese and pepperoni pizza

He can’t cook for SHIT. Like seriously he almost burnt down the kitchen making salad. You don’t put lettuce in the microwave with a fork, dumbass

He can only draw stick figures and he does that very badly too

He takes random buzzfeed quizzes to find out his soulmates initial and if it’s A he flips over his desk

At dances, Ted just stands there and only dances when it’s time to slow dance, so he tries to dance with Audrey and he sucks at it

He is a HUGE Dr Pepper addict, like it’s kind of concerning honestly

As a kid, Ted wore those really weird and edgy boy shirts that his mom finds at Target

Audrey headcanons:

She’s definitely cottagecore

She was raised by an old florist couple who told her stories about truffula trees before bed when she was a kid, that’s how she knows so much about trees

I can’t decide if she’s a lesbian or pansexual it seems right but she also can’t be both 💔

She loves tea and fruit juices

Her birthday is on May 23rd, and she’s a Gemini

She loves baking and her sweets always have flowers on them <3

She’s a vegetarian

She loves vegetable pizza with just veggies no meat

She smoked truffula once

She’s an amazing artist who can not only draw trees and nature, she can also draw animals and humans too!

She’s a great singer too and loves to sing for her friends

Grammy Norma headcanons:

She is a huge fan of fast and furious movies!

She commits arson

She is also bisexual too (no lean)

Her birthday is April 4th, and she’s an Aries

Other character headcanons:

O’Hare barks back at dogs

Marie (the little girl that talks in Let it Grow) has Audrey as a babysitter and she watches beauty and the beast all the time and wants to learn French when she grows up

Teds mom is a lesbian and O’Hare is gay 😎

Teds mom’s birthday is on September 9th and she’s a Virgo

Ohares birthday is October 20th and he’s a Libra

Ohare owns Illumination Entertainment

Wesley stops glowing when he dies of old age

[casualdadnomad]

zukka x sokka sending memes and tiktok s as his love language modern AU

i am in LOVE with this idea and i’m glad u guys liked it too! thank u sm and here are my thoughts!

modern atla masterpost :)

Zuko, as he as since the age of 13, lives with his elderly uncle who is not good with technology

Azula’s pretty smart with it, so they got wifi and stuff, but social media etiquette is not Zuko’s forte

So Zuko essentially starts off responding like an old man to everything Sokka is sending him

Sokka: *sends tiktok* you // Zuko: that’s a white female, clearly not me // Sokka: I hate you

Sokka: i’m crying // Zuko: are you ok !! are you hurt !! // Sokka: -_-

Eventually Zuko downloads tiktok for himself for the sole purpose of knowing the internet slang and being hip with the kids

But it’s not just tiktoks, it’s instagram DMs of memes that oftentimes make zero sense

Sokka: look *sends incoherent surreal meme about transcending human existence* // Zuko: huh

Any time Sokka sees something about committing arson he sends it to Zuko, who doesn’t seem to comprehend why he’s receiving memes about a crime he’s never committed

After a while, Zuko catches on to the internet happenings basically by just being there

and then Zuko starts sending memes back

Zuko finds that it’s so much easier to show appreciation to someone through a funny picture than through actually saying it

so he finally gets why he gets so many tiktoks from Sokka on a daily basis

Sokka’s constant stream of pop culture exposure to Zuko also has another side effect, where Zuko starts using internet lingo in real life and it absolutely annihilates Sokka EVERY TIME

Zuko knows this, and that’s part of why he does it

Sokka: *some dumb joke* // Zuko, deadpan and not looking up from his book: i am in literal tears right now 

Katara and Aang holding hands or sum in public: :) // Zuko: I am very uncomfortable with the energy we have created in the studio today // Sokka: *unable to breathe*

Sokka has expanded from sending only tiktoks that pertain to Zuko, and how he sends tiktoks about everyone... to Zuko.

Sokka: guess who this is about // Zuko: Katara and Toph // Sokka: yes

Sokka will send Zuko memes/tiktoks about theater stuff he knows nothing about too

Sokka: for theater boy <3 // Zuko: do you even know what this means // Sokka: no <3

soooo there’s that! this was a really fun one to think about and i’m glad you sent this ask in! i love it!! :)