#also i love Yosano everyone should treat her like the queen she is

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Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Chuuya marriage and husband headcanons

@pristinehaven request: Hey! Can i get Dazai and Chuuya's (seperatly)Wedding day and husband headcanons with a fem s!o. Like how he feel about finally getting married now that they have a women they really love and what would being married to him be like? Thank you! P.s. do you take nsfw requests?

This is totally going to be long, sorry lol

Dazai Osamu:

Wedding day:

Dazai would act like he's cool and he isn't stressed at all about your wedding

But it's not true

He's actually pretty tense, but thanks to Kunikida (can somebody save him for Dazai) Dazai gets calmer

Also, everyone in the ADA is invited, even if at first they didn't actually believe him

If you're a prankster like Dazai, they would totally not believe you as well, but after a while, everyone is convicted

And everyone would be actually surprised, dAZAI IS GETTING MARRIED????

I don't think that he's going to follow the tradition at all, Dazai would try multiple times to break it

Kunikida probably needs to chain him somewhere, and run away, only to free him before the wedding

His wedding is very cute and simple

Everything is blue and white

Dazai tried to get some knot as decoration, but you step in before it's happens

I feel like Dazai would love to have a little bit more traditional wedding, but he doesn't really care if you wanted a modern one

Dazai just wants to be with you and to get married soon

For all he cares Dazai can grab you, take you to the nearest church, say "yes, i want" and puff you two got married!!

Because he's an asshole, Dazai would get married in summer

Weddings in summer are fucking NIGHTMARE

Also, Dazai would totally peck you putting your wedding dress, just to be beaten down by Kunikida and Yosano

Atsushi is crying, Kunikida is trying to cry, Yosano has a huge smile on her face, Ranpo just eat sweets, Naomi tried to get the flowers, Tanizaki is all happy until Naomi ask him if they should get married too, Yukichizuki give you two a pat on your hand with a little smile

Dazai would ask you to have a spot for Oda too, even if he can't be here, Dazai likes the idea to give him a spot since he's very important to him

Dazai wants a safe and cute place, with a nice view for his honeymoon. So you probably go somewhere with not that many people, and a bitch. I don't know if places like that exist, but I can guess yes?

Husband Life:

Trash husband

I think I said anything

Dazai is that kind husband who would play with the magnet of the fridge, at first very sweet, and in the end "and dat booty hot"

I saw an image like that once but i don't remember it that well sorry

Or the classic "ehy are we- stop screaming it's just me- are out of cheetos?"

But he really really loves you, and it shows

Both of you have this really long night when you talk about everything

And I mean everything

You are the only person who can understand Dazai, and he feels totally calmer with you around

seriously if something is happening Dazai would call you, listing to your voice calms him a lot

Sometimes Dazai is sweet

He'll get you breakfast in the bed

Or trying to cook something for you

But after one time Dazai almost burn the entire house, you say that it's okay to clean the house or the dishes

Even if he's sweet Dazai would still prank you a little

He would jump on you and start to tickle you like crazy

But he knows where to stop, so the tickles would finish with a make-out session

And then in the bed

Nakahara Chuuya:

Wedding day:

I don't imagine Chuuya having a big ass wedding

I mean it's big and fancy because he has a lot of money

But it's not that big as people would imagine it

Mostly because Chuuya invites the most important people for you two, close friends, relatives, etc

But it's a very fancy wedding, because Chuuya wanted to be a day for everyone to remember, so everything is really beautiful

The colors are mostly orange, red and black

Why I'm seeing chuuya trying to get in his wedding a post saying "no Dazai's are welcome"

If you ask if Dazai should come Chuuya would just ignore it

If Dazai actually comes to his wedding, Chuuya is ignoring him

"Ane-san can you just stab him or something"

I quite see Chuuya following the tradition, but I think he would actually enjoy breaking them lol

Like you're sleeping at your friend's house, and suddenly you find Chuuya at the window winking at you

Chuuya would be near to cry when he sees you in your wedding dress, claiming that everything was less important

Chuuya wedding is autumn

Because he isn't an asshole and wants the people to not to die

He isn't going go peck your dress, Chuuya doesn't want to see it before the altar

Kyouko is there to help with the dress, all happy and ready to beat Chuuya if he comes

Actually, Kyouko was always in a very good mood since you two announced your wedding

She's just happy for Chuuya

And so is everyone in the Port Mafia!

For the honeymoon I imagine him saying something cheesy like "i can go everywhere you want, I just wanna be with you"

So the honeymoon is up to you, and you can actually go everywhere because he has tons of money

Husband Life:

Sweet ass husband

Even if anything doesn't change much, Chuuya is just sweet and caring

If before you were treated like a princess, now you're going to be treated like a queen

Tons and tons of gifts, like he goes out for a few minutes and he bought you a new dress

Or anything he sees to remind him of you

And you deserve it honestly <3

Chuuya works a lot, so expect him to call you or text you with everything he can think of

"Ehi I'm sorry I'm going to be late today, go to sleep before me and if you have any problems just call me, love you"

"Mori is acting like a creep again, god help me"

"Ane-san said that she wants to invite you for tea, but I'm not welcome 🙄 she said that is a 'girls talk' "

Or just to say that he loves you or to hear your voice

Chuuya would cook for you, clean the house, everything to making you happy

Even if he works a lot, when possible Chuuya spends time with you, and sometimes you two go to a vacancy somewhere to relax a bit

You two go very often to the restaurant to spend some nice time together and eat well