#also i hate craving chocolate on my period it feels like too much of a cliche and i don’t like when it happens i feel like i am in a sitcom

[king-lena]

they should invent a period that doesn’t feel like dragging around a cursed amulet for at least seven days

[faemurmur]

-> love&deepspace men when you’re on your period

xavier → the silent but devoted caretaker

• doesn’t say much, but he’s already stocked your favorite snacks and painkillers before you even realize you need them. he knows a thing or two about period, he also read that ginormous article written for hunters on their period which was posted publically. “you don’t have to push yourself too hard, little one.” he says as if he’s not requesting. as your mission partner, and mister lumiere :3 he will do anything and everything necessary and possible — that you get your much needed rest and you feel good. <3

• holds a heating pad against your stomach while you curl up against him, letting you steal his warmth. he would also make little bunnies and cute little animals from his evol, which jump around you and help distract you from the pain. he loves to kiss your forehead though, that’s his love language idc. he speaks ever so softly anyway, but during your period you can sense his softness multiply a tenfold.

• if you’re moody, he won’t take anything personally—he just strokes your hair and murmurs, “i know, love. it’s okay.” sometimes you feel bad at how cranky you get but xavier is nothing if not patient. he holds you through it, he would hug you gently, ask you if you’re craving anything . . . ugh he’s just the best boyfriend in the world (trust: source -> sol)

• massages your lower back with slow, firm circles, his touch grounding and steady. “just breathe, sweetheart. i’ve got you.” and he got you. with the way his skilled fingers massage your lower body, purring softly how he wishes you were never in pain… it elevates any discomfort instantly.

sylus → the playful distraction

• teases you at first—“aww, is my little demon suffering?”—but immediately shuts up when you glare at him. he smiles tenderly when he notices the shift in your eyes from the ever-so-defiant menace to a little kitten that needs his attention. he would scoop you up in his arms, carry you to his bedroom and play your favorite shows & musicals. he would hum the musical tones, knowing full well you pretend to hate his voice (when, in actuality you love it). :33

• literally lets you use him as a heating pad. his body is warm, and he’ll let you sprawl all over him if it helps. he’s daddy — which means he’s big. and he’s large & looming enough to be cuddled upto, to be someone you can use as your very own medium-soft mattress. his hands would tenderly massage your booty. his charismatic smirk would tease you with things like, “you know, i’ve heard orgasms help sweetie . . .” what a jerk /aff

• brings you the weirdest food combinations because “cravings are cravings,” and he wants to impress you. “pickles and chocolate? babe, i won’t judge.” what? you wanted to eat something sour earlier and now you demand sweets. he’s got both just in case his kitten’s mood fluctuates. ;)

• kisses your forehead every five minutes and dramatically says, “you’re so strong. so brave. a true warrior.” you roll your eyes at his antics, pretending his overboard affection doesn’t touch your heart. (it definitely does).

caleb → the overprotective pamperer

• wraps you in his hoodie before you can even complain about feeling cold. “there. now you smell like me and feel like me. better?” of course you do. when you got your first period, caleb was there with you. helping you through the cramps, holding you close and talking to you, telling you how sad he is that he can’t share your pain. “oh i know baby, come here.” he croons, letting you know that you can always, depend on him. (no matter what hat he’s wearing) :3

• refuses to let you lift a finger. he gets your water, your snacks, your blanket—everything. would get offended, and have his puppy dog eyes literally steal the thunder when you decide to do something by yourself if caleb is in the house. “pips, told ya to let me help. you’re not supposed to labour.” when you pout and whine, telling him not to treat you like a baby. he would pout harder! accept defeat or else!

• pulls you into his lap and strokes your thighs with his big, warm hands. “shh, i know. just let me take care of you, baby.” it’s so comforting but somehow ends up turning you on too. the way caleb holds you plush against him, his arm wrapping around you as he massages your thighs and your pelvis. “there there — i gotchu pips.”

• lowkey glares at your uterus like it personally offended him. “if i could fight it for you, i would.” you snort, drama king fr. “too bad the colonel can’t really give orders to my uterus.” you snicker, hugging him tightly and basking in his warmth. “too bad indeed.”

zayne → the doctor but also the boyfriend

• clinically speaking, he knows exactly how to help—hydration, light movement, proper nutrition—but he won’t push you if you just want to lay there like a gremlin. though he can’t help but be a little pushy. “i told you to stock up on your iron supplements to make sure you don’t have weakness during this time of the month.” / “a light walk is best suited—“ and when you throw a pillow at his face with a grumble, he knows to shut up. 🤫 (for now), with a tinge of mirth on his face.

• prepares the perfect cup of tea, adding just the right amount of honey. “this should help with the cramps, love.” he has matching mugs with you (he is so husband core), and would share the tea with you, doing a little clink with your matching mugs. “try it, it might not taste that good but it would surely help.”

• strokes your forehead and brushes your hair away, checking in with a soft, “how are you feeling now, darling?” when he comes back from the hospital, finding you curled up in a fetal position breaks his poor heart, he would sit next to you, press soft kisses and give you belly rubs. “what do you want to eat? i’d rather you eat anything. . .” he is sooo in with the junk food consumption shenanigans on your period hehe.

• lets you sleep on his chest while he reads, his steady breathing keeping you calm. he usually likes to read bed time stories to you, its yours and his favorite little ritual. but during your period, his voice is extra expressive. (which isn’t the norm.)

rafayel → the doting prince

• immediately cancels any plans so he can stay by your side. “nothing is more important than you right now.” even if its an art exhibition. thomas can cry and bang his head against the nearest wall — but rafayel isn’t budging. besides, who can control your fishie except you? ;)

• insists you rest while he does everything—cooking, running a warm bath, bringing you silk pillows, whatever you need. rafayel can be a little overbearing at times considering he is very attentive and attuned with his emotions. “rest.” the pouty look in his eyes as he forces you back to bed is to die for. you wonder how beautiful can someone look like that…

• whispers sweet praises into your ear. “my love, you endure so much. let me be your sanctuary.” please rafayel in love is a different breed altogether. he loves you so much you can see it from the way he behaves. you are made of glass. and when you gulp in that nasty tasting tablet for your cramps and aches, he hugs you and praises you like you’ve won the olympics gold medal.

• kisses the inside of your wrist, his voice like velvet. “just relax, my little goddess. let me spoil you.” he does spoil you but with insane amounts of money. calling in chefs from michellin star restaurants just so they can make your favorite food in an authentic way & his baby can eat -> hot, fresh food. “raf, you could just do takeouts-“ you pout softly, to which he chuckles. “nah, takeouts aren’t the same cutie.”

[nymphaea-blue]

Period care with Love and Deepspace boys

Info : 2k+ word count, fluff, mentions of sickness (throwing up), talks about periods (obviously), mentions of doctors, our boys being really supportive <3

Note : Oh to have Rafayel warm my tummy and Sylus cook me a meal during my period 😔 Also my reqs are open! I won't always be able to write, but I will do my best on weekends<3

Rafayel

﹒　⁺ Is inexperienced about the matter because of his lemurian origin, but after a bit of googling he got the gist of how to help you. He wanted to help you and make you feel better so he tried his best.

﹒　⁺ He would try not to tease you as much and he would be patient about your mood swings. In a way, he finally realised how you felt about his dramatic antics because you sure were hard to please while you were on your period.

﹒　⁺ Rafayel would have lots of sweets and supplies stacked after you started dating and visiting him more often. He wouldn't be bothered if you wanted to stick with him during the week, in fact he encourages it, especially if you deal with painful cramps, though he would panic a bit each time you expressed any pain.

“Heyy, sweetheart?” No response. Okay then, he would try again, he nudged gently what he assumed to be you all cocooned under his blankets. “Cutie? My love? My lovely bride?” Eventually, you finally lifted the blanket enough to the point he was able to see your eyes. “How are you feeling? I got you some sweets and the medicine you asked for.” He, ever so carefully, set down the tray of food at the table as he sat down next to you on the bed. “Thank you… I feel horrible, to be honest.” You sighed as you managed to untangle yourself from your perfectly made comfort space to sit down and take a bite of the sweets he got you. They were your favourites, everything from treats with chocolate to your weird cravings, but he didn't question it and got them for you. What a lovely boyfriend you had. “No need to thank me, I'm doing the bare minimum. Take your medicine and when you feel better, we can cuddle, how about that?” He offered you a cup of tea as well, to help you take down the medicine and help with cramps. “That sounds amazing, actually.” You agreed to his suggestion and took the medication, even though they were bitter and you hated the taste, you managed to swallow them. He gently praised you and helped you to lay down after you took them. He got behind you, with your head laying nicely on his chest and almost on his shoulder, so he could sneak a few kisses to your neck. After a few minutes he placed his hands on your lower tummy, right where it hurt, and you started to feel a pleasant, warm sensation. “Ooh that feels nice… Like my water bottle, but better and more cuddly.” He chuckled softly as you called him cuddly, he did his best to control his EVOL so it would help you, since he often saw you use something warm on your tummy but sometimes he could see you couldn't really get into a comfortable position, so he thought he would do the job much better on his own. “I'm glad I got hired as your new water bottle. I hope my hands aren't too hot, right? If it starts to burn, let me know, I don't want to hurt you.”  “Now, cutie, just try to rest, alright? Or if you want, we can watch something together, hm? I'm free all day anyways.” “Don't you have an exhibition later today..?” “...” “Eh, Thomas can figure it out.”

Zayne

﹒　⁺ He knows a lot about it, he's a doctor so he had to study about the women's body but especially after the two of you got together he decided to dive deeper into the topic. 

﹒　⁺ Zayne way of helping would include tea, healthy meals and tummy massages, as well as prescribing you medicine or giving you a sick note for work when needed. He was a little worried, even though he was a doctor and he knew it was normal, he still didn't like seeing you in pain.

﹒　⁺ His house would have all the supplies, food as well as spare clothes for you since he much prefers you to spend your period at his house, that way he can ensure you will be in good condition. Zayne doesn't mind putting up with your moods or potential stains, he just wants to see you comfortable again.

“Hello, sweetheart. How are you feeling?” Zayne asked as he saw you laying down on his couch after he came back from work. Unsurprisingly, you were in the same position as when he left you when he went to work, so you slept through most of the day probably, which was good. “I'm doing okay, better thanks to the medicine you gave me. I'm all sleepy though…” You yawned after you gave him a kiss on the cheek when he came closer. The entire day you just wanted to sleep, eat, cry and then sleep again. “That's a possible side effect, but it might also be a way for your body to rest after what happened. I'm glad to see you better, you didn't look your best in the morning.” “You can just say that I looked horrible, Zayne , I felt that way too.”  “... I wanted to be more polite. Although, this wasn't the first time that happened, yes? I have a colleague at work, she's a gynecologist, a good one at that. I can get you in contact with her and make an appointment if you wish, you should get your condition checked out, being in so much pain isn't normal.” He proposed as he started to brew some tea, both for you and himself. “Maybe you are right, I suppose it would be better than having to ask you for prescriptions each month.” You sighed, agreeing with him. As much as you dreaded a doctor visit, it was needed at that point. “I don't mind doing that, by the way. Your health is the most important for me.”

Xavier

﹒　⁺ Slightly confused but knows what to do. He does read lots of articles about how to take care of you online after the two of you start dating, but he had a general knowledge before that.

﹒　⁺ Xavier would take naps with you often, in fact, he would force you to nap with him. You can't be moody or in much pain when you are asleep, right? So he just gets you into his grasp, all nice and warm, and he cuddles you to sleep.

﹒　⁺ His apartment didn't have supplies at first as he didn't know which ones you use, but after you ended up staying over when your cramps got particularly bad, he did get you everything you needed to make sure you would be comfortable. After that, his bathroom is stocked monthly, as well as the sweets drawer (both in his and your apartment).

“... Xavier?” You attempted to get out of his grasp, but he just pulled you closer against him. A few hours ago you were supposed to do some reports for work, you might be on your period but wanderers don't stop after all, so you wanted to go to work tomorrow, but a certain someone pulled you to sleep before you could even touch the papers. “Yeah? What's wrong?” He yawned as he snuggled his head into the crook of your neck. “I need to get up.” “Are you hurting?” “No.” “Do you need to use the bathroom? Are you hungry?” “Well, no.” “Then you don't need to get up. Let's rest some more.” Xavier pulled you closer at that, your back against his chest. “Xavier I need to do reports for tomorrow!” You struggled against him again, you wanted to pry his hands off of you but to no avail, all you did was irritate your stomach more. “No you don't, I called in sick for you, capitan Jenna already agreed that we both have the rest of the week off. Now, relax a little, unless you want to hurt yourself more.” Xavier responded in a matter-of-fact tone, as his arms gently eased around you so as to not hurt you when he heard you whimper. “... I don't know if I should be mad or happy about what you did.” “You should give me a kiss and go back to sleep.” “But it's 3pm?-” “So? Still early. We can take one more little nap before I get lunch.”

Sylus

﹒　⁺ He had a decent amount of knowledge and it stayed that way. He knew how to take care of you and he felt confident in his abilities to care for you during your period, but he can be too overbearing sometimes.

﹒　⁺ He would care for you by getting you food, lots of it. Sweets, drinks, full meals made by a chef, whatever you want. You also have Luke and Kieran at your beck and call if they aren't with him on business, and Mephisto always stays with you so Sylus can keep an eye on you.

﹒　⁺ The mansion would always be fully stocked ever since you came into his life, he found out your favourite brand to use and he got you that, you never have to ask since he checks what's left regularly. He has sweets very often somewhere on his desk for you too.

A loud ringing was heard through your apartment for what you guessed was the fifth time today in a row. Annoyed, you decided to get up and finally open, even though your stomach felt like it was cut in half. “Why good morning, kitten. You had a nice nap?” Sylus greeted you with that familiar smirk of his, though at this moment you found it a bit comforting. “Sylus ..? What are you doing here?” You asked, surprised to see him lean against the doorway to your small apartment. You didn't have much time to ponder as he gently guided you inside and closed the doors behind himself. “Mephisto reported that you didn't leave your bed in over 5 hours, so I thought to check on you. I must say, your abilities to ignore phone calls and door ringing are very admirable.” He walked into your kitchen and put down a bag on the table, before he started to boil some water in a kettle. “Sorry, I just didn't feel like existing today..” You sighed as you sat down on the couch, or well, attempted to before your stomach started cramping again and you found yourself almost lying on the floor instead because of the pain.  Sylus was by your side in a second and he gently put a pillow under your head as well as a blanket over you, he got you a bowl besides the couch too, just in case, since you looked extremely pale. “Don't worry about that sweetie. I'm here now, so I will help you get back to life. We are going to my base later, but for now I got you some food and medicine. That doctor friend of yours proved to be very cooperative, so hopefully you should get better after taking the pills he prescribed.” “You talked with Zayne..? For me?” “Of course, that man is a doctor and I don't know that much about medicine, unless we are talking about sedatives. I told him that I needed something for you and he did recommend a few things, if it doesn't work then I will need to have a… nice chat with him.” “Now, you just lie back and relax. I got you some tea and sweets, but first you need a meal before I can give you them and the medicine, so take a small nap while I work on that, won't you?”

[nishloves]

seventeen on your periods <3

a/n: these scenarios might or might not be inspired from my irl experiences lmfao, hope you like it as much as i liked writing it &lt;3

svt x f!reader // headcanons // fluff // m.list words: 1.3k warnings: slight cursing

choi seungcheol

did someone say that his baby was hurting???? fully prepared with blankets, hot packs and soup to help your cramps; talked you out from your unhealthy cravings (coffee and dairy presumably worsen your cramps); used to be a bit clueless in the starting but did his research so that he could help you out <3 tries to spend his days with you and regularly texts you to see if you need anything. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU FEEL LIKE YOUR UTERUS IS COMING OFF?" calls 911.

yoon jeonghan

can see him teasing you for your foul mood and asking, are you on your period? on the days when you're just plainly... angry. he's eerily correct though (you usually get your periods in around 2-3 days after he quotes that hateful sentence), but is a sweet pie when you actually get them; he would take care of you, indulge in your cravings and cuddle you when you watch a series whether it be gore or the most slow burn shit you have ever seen <33

hong jisoo

he's so patient oh my god, the best one to have around to help your mood swings! he would patiently listen to your rant about how you tore the wrapper in a different way than you wanted to and then he would cheer you up??? like, oh god, marry me. he won't be clueless. at all. you're surprised that he knows so much about periods. "what do you mean coffee worsens cramps???" "yes baby, now put it down alright? I got dark chocolate for you." "you're the best<3"

wen junhui

boy makes you laugh so hard that you actually forget that you're on a period for a while lol. would cook and clean for you and gently kiss your forehead when you thank him for cooking so delicious meals; I can clearly see him calling you during shoots to ask if you need anything or if you're doing alright if he can't stay beside you (considering he travels a lot btw korea and china), would calm down your anger issues and it would almost seem like you both switched personalities. won't joke around too much because he doesn't wanna accidentally upset you, but he always and I mean always, does something so stupid that you end up cackling afterall.

kwon soonyoung

was clueless during the start despite having a sister; worked his way through research and observing you. you won't let him cook for you lmao, if you don't wanna cook you're ordering take out, but he's not cooking until he literally begs you to. but would gladly help you with other works, bringing groceries? buying sanitary pads and painkillers? stroke and play with your hair while you both cuddle together? all done. he doesn't do much but his presence calms you down, a lot. like really a lot. just him being near you is ibuprofen enough. "you sure you don't want me to do anything else?" "no... can you just hold me please?" "i will hold you for eternity <3"

jeon wonwoo

definitely tracks your periods, let's all your pre menstrual tantrums slide, will make you tea to calm down and educate you about periods, "apparently an average female spends nearly 10 years on her periods." feeds you food which helps relieve your period cramps. does every household chores if you're unable to do so, kisses your forehead amidst his work <3 oh also, would introduce you to cod/pubg where you can let go of your pent up anger (: "I WILL KILL YOU!" "you're doing great sweetheart."

lee jihoon

he's clueless, even more than hoshi. but he's smart so he caught up with it quite earlier than hoshi and you just didn't realise that he had zero and i mean ZERO idea about periods. like yeah he read about it in 8th grade but that's it, but would definitely be very attentive towards you and would spoil you with affection if that's what you desire. you just need to tell him what to do and he will do whatever you want. secretly buys your favorite food because your reactions are ten times more dramatic than normal and loves seeing you giggling because he did something nice. would get sad when you're not feeling your best though; can i do something to help uplift her mood? :(((

xu minghao

makes you green tea and asks you to meditate to calm your mood swings lmao. can see him trying his best to soothe you down by rubbing your back and playing with your hairs, gentle kisses on your cheeks as he urges you get up and take a hot shower and not act lazy. he's so prepared its almost scary than endearing. would also call you like three to five times while he's away... he would still not hesitate to calm down your delusions and force you back into reality from your sappy imagination. "i miss you :(" "i'm laying down right next to you." "i meant it figuratively!" "i miss my smart y/n too" "hey!!!!"

kim mingyu

be honest, you thought he was clueless right? he's not. not at all. he gets you hot towels to lightly soak your belly, gives you belly rubs, makes you soup, plays with your hair and massage your lower back to help your pain. you thought he was sweet? he's sweeter now! bam, you can't be mad at him anymore ahahahahaha. holds you close to him and runs his hand on your body; "I feel like shit gyu" "you're a pretty cute shit then"

lee seokmin

poor baby is clueless lmfao, you have to help him navigate through even basic stuff, definitely called you to ask your coochie's size because pads were available in different sizes. cooks you very delicious meals and fulfills all your cravings. your bad mood is not so bad anymore because he gave you his most radiant smile. his presence can heal you easily. "thought you felt sick?" "not now when you're here <3"

boo seungkwan

was sassing you out and then you started crying and then you revealed that you were on your periods and it all clicked. doesn't sass you, gossips! and gossips so much that you don't care about your cramps anymore! would sass other people to make you happy. takes care of you and regularly get you head pads for your aches, foot massages to make you happy <33 would definitely get sad when he sees you in pain tho :((

chwe hansol

man's chill as f and doesn't treat you any differently, while other members do tend to get a little cautious (more when you're bawling your eyes out after seeing a cat video), he won't treat you any different. he just kind of... adapts? you feel like shit? he does subtle things to make you feel good. you're emotional? hes there to be emotional WITH you. you want him to take care of you? no problem. he's there. always.

lee chan

please you can't not tell me that he was absolutely fucking clueless at first, was honestly scared when you lashed out on him for not picking up after himself and thought that you are always equally angry during your periods (who isn't lmao) he soon realised that you just have needs during that time and hormonal fluctuations just make you a little scary. would follow you like a puppy tho :( and carry out every single task obediently; would definitely wish to take away your pain. hes so sweet omg (would also ask your coochie's size)

[emeritus-fuckers]

Can you make headcanons with Papa or any papa of your choice comforting afab!reader? My period suddenly happened when I was away from home and I bled through all of my clothes and on my winter coat and I want to cry from pain and because of my ruined clothes

Papas supporting their afab!s/o on their period

CW: mentions of weed in young nihil's.

Primo

Very calm with the whole thing, this is nothing new to him he's had to support people before so he is really good in how he deals with it.

He makes you feel just as calm and helps you not to feel embarassed, nothing to be embarased about.

He goes to your room and gets clean clothes for you to put on.

He makes a calming pot of tea bringin git to you and pouring you both a mug.

"Don't worry about the clothes, I know you loved them but we can clean them, if not I know some really nice shops. The main thing is you are okay" He wraps his arms around you and kisses you.

"You look beautiful amore, no matter what you wear you are more beautiful to me than the sunrise" He smiles at you and kisses you.

You kiss him back and snuggle in his arms. You start to realise you are no longer in pain and look back at the tea. Primos little smile lets you know that yes he has learnt to brew a tea that helps with period pains.

Secondo

Somehow, as usual, he seems to know more about you and your potential issues than you do.

The moment you mention your period, he's giving you a warm shower (showers with you if you ask, of course) and then puts you in bed in the most comfortable clothing you own.

If you deem his clothes as more comfortable, he will make you wear his clothes.

Don't even thing about worrying about getting anything bloody. That can be washed out or he can simply buy you new things.

You're being kept in warmth with chocolate, painkillers and water on the night table waiting.

You want anything at all? You got it, no questions asked.

You are getting spoiled as much as possible.

This man does not let you do anything You're going through Hell right now, you are allowed only to rest.

And if you need to have your brain fucked out so you can't think of the pain, his blood kink will be happy to deliver.

Terzo

They know all too well when your cycle is starting…because they came to the realization your cycles had synced.

You aren’t quite sure how he knew to leave out the supplies, painkillers and chocolate until he walked in with the same predicament of being coated in blood.

“I see we both got caught by surprise amore…come.”

He draws the both of you a bath, already ordering takeout for you both according to cravings. (Why does he have ghouls if they aren’t meant to get them their nuggets?)

Leaves gentle kisses all over your face and shoulders as you both get cleaned up.

Comfy clothes are left waiting for you both on the bed, Ifrit under the blankets to serve as a living heating pad for you both. (Again; why do they have ghouls if they aren’t heating pads?)

They are definitely not concerned about blood getting on anything when you both are suffering.

Terzo might not feel well himself, but they’ll spoil you rotten as you suffer this monthly curse together.

Copia

He hears how distressed you are on the phone and drops everything immediatly. He hates hearing you like this and it scares him but he knows he can also help.

He tells you stay where you are and takes the car to come and get you. Just him on his own no Ghoul to drive him this time.

He helps you in and wraps a blanket around you and hands you a hot water bottle for the pain. "Don't worry amore" He says with a calm smile "These things happen cara".

When you get back to his rooms he lends you his most comofrtable t-shirt and traksuit bottoms and sorts out the dirty ones sending them to be cleaned. No one will know they are your clothes and the ministry cleaners are very good at getting blood out of clothes.

His clothes are so comforting they smell of him and you curl up on the sofa.

He gets you anything he can to help with the pain and then sits with you on the sofa. "Video games or watch a film?" He asks with a soft kiss to your lips.

He also brings you the nicest hot chocolate or something else depending on what you are craving.

Old Nihil

He's very sad to see you in pain, but also somewhat clueless on what to do.

Gets you a nurse so you can have all the care you need.

He's gonna stay in bed with you for as long as you need him to.

He does not care about the state of his robes, if they get all bloody, so be it. Cuddling you is more important.

He makes sure you know that the bloody clothing doesn't matter, it's just clothing.

Spends a day in bed with you, watching movies and cuddling.

Well... you watch a movie. He watches you, just being happy if you feel better. As long as you're comfortable, everything is okay.

You two share a bunch of sweets together and drink a lot of tea (which results in him having to go to the bathroom about as often as you do when changing pads/tampons).

Yes, he waits outside the bathroom like a lost puppy.

He's gonna be with you the entire time you need him to be.

And let's be honest, his arms are very comfortable.

Young Nihil

Gets you a shit ton of sweets. Chocolate, candy, sweet drinks, pudding, jelly... anything.

Also, drugs. Be it painkillers or just good old weed that you may need.

Cuddles and sex. That's what you do most of the time, honestly.

Movies and snacks, too.

He probably has a Sibling of Sin get you some period products because let's be real, he'd totally get something completely unrelated. Or buy out the entire store.

Or somehow come back with a new pet, which can vary from a kitten to a llama to a fucking dinosaur (somehow), so it's best not to send him shopping alone.

Besides, he's much more comfortable to lay on.

And all the treats he brings are nice, too.

And of course, the Seven Inches of Satanic Panic don't need much stimulation to get hard.

~

Papas I and IV written by Nyx.

Papa II and Papa Nihil written by Nosferatu.

Papa III written by Death.

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[idontplaytrack]

Can I request super flirty Amber x reader where Amber's flirting with reader but they are oblivious and eventually Amber can't take it anymore and kisses reader

Pretty Girl

Amber Appleton x fem! reader

Warnings: fluff, coarse language, kissing

Amber calls reader ‘pretty girl’— always have. But when exactly did that take a turn and become flirting instead of being platonic?

As the thunder roared outside, you were wrapped up under your blanket, comfy— no, sick and exhausted. You had just started your period the night before and have been tormented by the cramps ever since. The pain was so bad, it made you nauseous. You were also, hungry, bloated and craving all sorts of things that you wanted to eat, but at the same time…not really. It was confusing. You hated it, all of this— How terrible you were feeling. So much for a peaceful weekend.

Somehow, you felt yourself dozing off so you snuggled closer to your pillow and hoped you’d fully fall asleep. But hey, of course not. You felt the vomit creeping up your throat before you leaned over the bed and the trashcan, barely making it and letting it spill into the plastic under your mouth. It’s not like you much of anything left in your stomach, but did that stop you from feeling absolutely shitty? No way. Lazily cleaning off your mouth with a tissue you’d grabbed from the box on your nightstand, you stayed on your stomach, and just slept. Tried to, at least.

You woke up after what must’ve been no more than an hour, the rain had started to pour which would typically be the ideal for staying in, getting cosy and just lazing around. But now, you wanted nothing more than to get out of bed and do something with your day. Alas, you could not exactly move. The doorbell rings, making you groan. “It’s pouring out there. Who is it?!” You shrieked, scarily near tears.

The intercom buzzes, “It’s Amber!”

Shit.

You quite literally forced yourself out of bed and walk downstairs, your knees nearly buckled when you first stood up. God, why’d she have to show up now? You got to the door as fast as you could and opened it to let her in.

“Took you awhile.” She says while stepping into the house, “Hi, pretty girl.”

“Sorry.” You muttered, “I’m not—”

“Feeling too well?” She finishes your sentence, “I figured. Wish you would’ve told me.”

You slowly sat down on the couch, groaning, “How’d you know anyway?”

“Honey, I’ve known you, what? Fifteen years now? Give me some credit.”

“So you just figured out I was on my period and decided to show up at my door with…chocolate chip cookies?”

“Yeah, I took a guess.” Amber chuckles, “It’s not that hard to predict it, you know? You always get it around this time of the month.”

“Oh, how nice of you to know that.” You scoffed, leaning forward and burying your face in your hands.

“Did you eat anything?”

You gulped, “Nope, not since dinner last night. Also, I threw that up so please don’t talk about eating.”

Amber sits down beside you, a hand on your head and massaging it, “I’m sorry.” She then guided you to lay on her lap carefully.

You smiled at her a little, it quickly falls though, when you felt another cramp. “Are you sure you don’t want to take something for it?” Amber asks you softly.

“I can, but it’ll just come back up in a few minutes so I’d rather just wait it out.”

You haven’t seen Amber in awhile, honestly. But you knew she had like three part-time jobs that last time you asked her about it. So you figured that was what she was busy with. Oh, and by ‘awhile’, you meant like— at most two weeks. You two haven’t spent much time apart ever. And that’s considering the fact that she has her own little group of friends. You saw them pretty often too, and you knew them but you never really got that close with them even after all this time. But because you were Amber’s best friend, you were always hanging out with them anyway.

Damn, maybe you should really just open your mouth and talk to them more. They were really nice people.

“What’s wrong?” Amber asks, noticing that you’ve gone quiet.

“Oh, nothing. Just thinking about…stuff.”

“Oh, yeah? What kinda stuff, honey?” She looks down at you, bright smile on her face while her eyes formed into little crescents. Her hand was still stroking your hair.

“Random things…I dunno. Like how I gotta talk to your friends more and stop just floating around.” You hummed, “How I haven’t gotten to hang out with you for like two weeks because you’ve been working so many shifts. God, I hope you’re getting enough rest.”

Amber chuckles, “I’m fine. I quit the third job.”

“You did? When?” You ask, absentmindedly playing with the ring on the fingers of her free hand.

“Uh…” She says, her hand in your hair stops moving. You sulked, and she continues the soothing gesture but not without a tiny little laugh. “Like, three weeks ago?”

“Wow, and what have you been up to lately that I couldn’t get to see you?” You joked.

“Shut up, babe.” She giggles. You gasped dramatically and instantly paid for it when you got attacked by yet another cramp, “Babe? That’s a new one.”

She nearly snorted, laughing. Amber’s brows were raised briefly, “You really are so…”

“Don’t yell at me.”

“I’m not gonna yell at you, when have I ever done that?” She squints.

“Well, my mom just did this morning after I told her my cramps were terrible.” You scoffed.

“Do I look like your Mom to you?” Amber couldn’t help but laugh, “Has the pain somehow jumbled up your brain so bad that you’re just saying anything and everything?”

You didn’t know what to say to that you just kept quiet and snuggled more comfortably against her lap, now laying on your side. “Maybe.”

“That’s okay, pretty girl.” You could hear the smile, “I’m sorry you’re not feeling good.”

————

As you laid sleepily in her lap, Amber’s mind started to wander— seemingly recalling every single time she had hung out with you, analysing each day out, and night in…desperately trying to figure something out.

“You’re so pretty.” Amber says, tucking some hair behind your ear.

“Shut up.” You laugh, “I just tried to eat a donut while the wind was blowing in my face. Now I have powdered sugar in my hair.”

“I said what I said.”

“Yeah, yeah. Thanks, Ams.” You didn’t think too much into her little compliment— she says stuff like this all the time. Just to make you smile and giggle. “You’re pretty too.”

~~~~~

Walking through a crowded flea market, your eyes checked out each stall closely, not wanting to miss a good buy. Somehow, you feel an arm wrap around your waist. “Be careful. There’s a lot of people around.” It was Amber. Typical Amber being a worrywart.

~~~~~

“Amber?” You say in a hurry once she picked up your call.

“y/n, it’s 1:30 in the morning.” Amber replied, obviously just woken up by you, “What’s wrong, y/n?”

“Can we go get ice cream?”

“What?” She could not believe her ears. Amber could not believe that you called her at this hour just for that. But hey, she was so relieved that was all it was. Relieved that you weren’t sick or hurt.

“Can we go get ice cream? Please?” You repeated yourself.

“Okay, pretty girl.” She laughs, “I’ll pick you up in fifteen minutes.”

You squealed, “Yay, okay.”

~~~~~~

“Amber, can you help me do my hair? I like when you do it.”

“Okay.”

~~~~~

“Amber, will you please do my makeup? I suck at it.” You groaned.

“Sure, honey.” Amber had her usual smile on her face, “Turn around.”

~~~~~

“Need some help?” Amber asks, watching you struggle to put a necklace on by yourself.

You finally saw her in the reflection and said, “Please.” Handing it to her, she took it from you and pushed your hair in front of one shoulder. Smoothly, she puts the necklace on for you in a matter of seconds.

“There you go.” She smiles, leaning her chin on your shoulder for a beat, her eyes looked at the heart pendant on your necklace then somehow wandered onto your chest. Mentally chiding herself, she gives you a quick hug from behind and then unwrapped her arms, “You ready for your date?”

“Not really.” You admit.

“Aw, you got this, pretty girl.” She gives you a squeeze on the shoulder, “Ben’s really nice.”

“You would know.” You managed a chuckle, “You insisted that you met him first.”

“Of course. He has to be good enough for you.”

~~~~~~

You were at the mall with Amber one Saturday afternoon after having spent the night at her place in the spur of the moment. Actually, that was the last time you saw her before today. So, anyway…because you didn’t have a change of clothes, you were wearing Amber’s clothes. Which was very, very different from your own style.

“Will you stop?” Amber laughs, swinging your hand as she held it, “You look good, okay?”

“Pfft, right.”

“Right.”

~~~~~

Or maybe…the defining moment was right now. Seeing you so pale, so disheveled. Yet, she was completely enamoured by you. She didn’t tell you though. She couldn’t. Because she knew how you’d react. You’d just think she was joking and brush it off. Nothing romantic’s happened between you and Amber, but yet lately, there’s always been the presence of tension from Amber’s point of view.

You on the other hand seemed completely oblivious to her being a little distant for the past two weeks while trying to work through her feelings and piece together what on Earth she wanted to say to you. She could only pray this wasn’t one-sided. Amber loved you too much to mess things up, that was why she said she was busy and didn’t see you for those three weeks. But at the same time, her patience was slowly but surely growing thin. Yet she still couldn’t quite figure out exactly when her calling you ‘pretty girl’ started to have a different effect on her— when she started to get excited to call you that, hoping you’d react the way she wanted you to. But you never did. So she threw in a new nickname, and you were still way too chill about it.

————

Amber didn’t know where that courage came from but…

“y/n?” She said quietly, wanting to get your attention but didn’t want to startle you.

Your eyes came into focus again, meeting her face, “Yeah?”

“I’m in love with you.” She reveals, and before you could even process her declaration, you feel her lips on your own— so soft, and so gentle. So addictive. Fuck.

You’d completely just gave into it, letting her take control as your hand reached up to cup her cheek. It was a bit of an odd position, but you were evidently still in too much pain to move.

“You do?” You tried breaking away for a second to speak but she doesn’t allow it, eagerly reconnecting your lips again. Amber did nod her head, reciprocating with increasingly passionate kisses.

“I fucking love you. I’m not sure when it started, but I am.” She literally speaks into the kiss. And upon hearing that, you could not let her lips go. That was all Amber needed from you. She didn’t even need to hear it— she was too riled up for that now, wanting nothing more than the constant feeling of your lips against hers.

After a mutual breakaway several minutes later, you were breathless and so was she. “So…” She started. “I meant every word I just said. Everything I just did. I want you, y/n, to be my girlfriend.”

“Okay.” You nodded, unknowingly, teary-eyed. “I’m sorry I didn’t realise sooner.”

Amber smiled so widely hearing your response, “It’s okay, pretty girl.” Now in tears, she sniffles and presses a sweet kiss to your forehead, “I have you now.”

“You do.” You nodded, mirroring her smile.

“I love you.” She says, her palm pressing lightly on your lower abdomen to give it some warmth and relief. “Does that help?”

You nodded almost too sleepily, “Yeah. Can you keep doing that please?”

“Of course.” Amber agrees, “Close your eyes, get some rest. I’ll wake you up when lunch is done.”

“No, don’t get up.” You slurred.

“I promise I won’t. Not until you’ve fallen asleep. Then, I’ll make us lunch. Okay, pretty girl?”

“Okay, Ams…okay.”

She chuckles over her words hearing how sleepy you were, “Okay. Sleep tight.”

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I’m distracting y’all from the fact that the AJ x reader x Capri isn’t even halfway done six days later

Also don’t know how to write a flirty Amber— I’m sorry🥲

[panie-wanie-dean-bean]

How are the Girl Dinner ladies like helping us out during our periods? More specifically with cramps and the occasional cravings [Sorry if you don't wanna answer this]

~♥️ anon

Oh I love talking about shit like this! I have to deal with period bullshit and I hate how hush hush people are about it :/

Jill: She is the queen of period comfort. She'll make sure you have everything you need and will remind you to swap out your pad or tampon on time. She believes in stretching and will help you do small exorcises that don't hurt. If you're dealing with cramps she suggests a nice warm bath, the heat will help with the cramps and bathing will help you feel less like a slug

Rose: She's a total believer of your body knows best so any cravings you have will be met in full. She makes you a little nest of blankets and pillows and helps you get up out of it when you need to change out your pad or tampon. She's got your heating pad right next to you in the nest but also suggests an orgasm or two could ease the pain. She normally loves going down on you but this is almost better, your blood and arousal mixing on her tongue, and she gets to make you feel good, what could be better?

Janette: She's less about comfort and more about knowing how to survive even when you feel like shit. She started he period pretty young and on set too, one of the ladies in costuming gave her the basic run down of how to use a pad and some Ibuprofen and told her to suck it up because she's back on in five. since then she's gotten he hands on some actual pain killers because her cramps are the devil and she'll give some to you if yours are bad too. She's not kinder to you on your period but she pities you if that's any comfort

Josephine: She assumes you're dying. Not because she doesn't get them, but because hers are such a bitch to deal with. She usually treats you like you're made of glass but this takes it to a whole new level. You'll have to remind her that you'd actually like to be able to touch and cuddle with your girlfriend while the world sucks. Once you do though she calms down a bit and asks you if there's anything you'd like before you two settle down and snuggle. Her hands are huge and warm and will be draped across your stomach, back, hips, where ever you got cramps she'll put her hands and they work like lovable little heating pads

Bow: She's pretty clueless on the whole thing. She bleeds every month to be sure but hers are pretty light and she doesn't really cramp at all so she's not too sure why you're dreading this so much. Once it hits she gets it. She's basically an empath seeing as she's a bit of a dog so she can tell how much pain you're in. She'll bring you all her favorite toys, even the pair of underwear she was hiding from you! Once you tell he what you actually need she's on it. Don't pay attention to that crashing sound you heard or how she's limping a little bit she's fine

Nikki: Is generally pretty caring but if you try to get out of bed she goes full dom on you. She makes you accept her care, no ifs ands or buts about it, you are resting and taking care of yourself. Now, she knows you might have to go out and do something but she always tries to come with you and holds your arm the whole time in case a bad cramp tries to knock you down. She knows a lot of deferent massages and will try to work out any achiness you might have

Shauna: She has a huge stash of sweets just for this. She lies with you on the couch turns on a movie to distract you and feeds you candies. She makes a big silly deal out of it too "More chocolate my beloved?" like she's feeding grapes to an emperor or something. Moonpie also likes to help, snuggling up to you and purring away as a cute white noise machine

Irene: She buys you everything you need, will ask you your pussy size in the store even though she's seen it before. Will also buy you every type of food you've ever liked and a new heating pad for good measure. She tries to be your little servant for the week but if all you want is cuddles she can make that happen too

Bonnie: She's not giving time off for this, sorry :). She's defiantly just doing this to see you suffer and totally not to monitor your symptoms and see if you're ok, that would be crazy. Oh, would you look at that, Clark left this bottle of pain killers after his shift, that's soooooooooo weird, maybe you should take some, it would be really funny if they weren't pain killers and you got all loopy. Oh, they were real pain killers, darn, what a boring turn of events

[uhbasicallyjustmilex]

tag nine people you want to know better ✨️

thank you so much for the tag @perfectly-clear-from-here!! 💖

most recent ship: these two heart-eyed idiots

the one i've read the most of: oh god i actually have no idea, there have been quite a few over the years - but my ao3 bookmarks tell me it's between merthur, drarry or destiel ( i think that's because those are just bigger fandoms with more fic content - i've definitely been more immersed in smaller fandoms that just sadly don't have the same volume of fics to read 💔)

wild card: i mean - milex. i was just innocently watching youtube videos one day and then BAM. i saw miles and alex doing their thing onstage, and there was just. yeah. no going back from there 😭

first ever ship: frerard 😂 clearly i have a weakness for best friends basically making out with each other onstage (oh, but of course frank and gerard actually DID make out) (also. don't even get me started on how alex and miles's sexual chemistry is somehow even WORSE than two men who have literally full on snogged each other multiple times onstage 😭)

last song: can't you hear me knocking by the rolling stones

last movie: ammonite (god it took me about three days to recover, that film is so beautiful and got me right in my bi little heart 💜)

currently reading: the little friend by donna tartt, and a book called the devil's atlas which is an illustrated history of afterlives throughout different periods of history and culture, i am OBSESSED

currently watching: rewatching lovesick on netflix (the whole graduates living in scottish city tenaments and having no idea what they're doing with their lives is a bit too relatable)

currently consuming: i mean... air?? that and coup de grace, which is turned up probably higher than my neighbours would like

currently craving: vegan chocolate, tlsp 3, mental stability

oh god i always hate tagging people because i will inevitably leave people i want to out because of my awful memory, BUT: @paperlovesadness @drinkingbitterboy @ultracheese505 @mileskanex @bethatbethis @28-destiel-505 @insectbitch @barmans-fault @the-thing-about-life-is (trying not to tag people who i've seen tagged already - sorry if someone's been tagged twice!) (also no pressure to do this unless you want to - and anyone who i haven't tagged, genuinely feel free to join in if you want to!! 💖)

[lilybug666]

Thinking of making a fav foods/acceptable foods field on simply plural cause half of these fuckers don't eat. 😰 Then when they get hangry and have to eat they can't even think of something they would like. It usually ends with me or Silas having to force feed the vessel/whoever is fronting. It's like trying to give a cat a pill. No one has a good time.

Our Host has texture, smell, and visual issues. If any of those things are off it's difficult for him to eat. He actually likes food and is open to try new things but there are a lot of "bad" ones. He also won't waste food if he can help it. The only meat he eats is fish, he's limited to what kinds he can eat though because he's allergic to many. He hates salt and salty food. He's also timid about others seeing him eat. He can struggle with disordered eating during periods of intense stress.

Then there's Vani who outright doesn't care for human food for the most part. The few things he likes are usually bland and plain. But he likes cheesy and spicy as well. He likes carbs. For "sweets" he prefers sour and tart than actually sweet. He enjoys fruit, cheese, and soups. The only meat he eats is fish because of our Host's rules, but he would like to eat other meat. Fish is his favorite so he makes do. He has a hard time telling when he's hungry as well. It's not until he's ready to pass out that he realizes he hasn't ate all day. I believe some has to do with his kin type but I do also think some is his ED tempting him. It is a control thing as much as it is a sensory thing.

Aurora eats like a child no matter her age. It's always time for chicky nuggies or pizza. She would live off sweets if we let her. She craves a lot of 90s foods that are no longer in production. She has meltdowns over food. Refuses to eat green beans. Anyone who has been in charge of her at some point has had this moment:

Keith, he likes some unusual combinations. (Mac & cheese with bbq sauce and hot dogs, chocolate covered potato chips, things like that.) He can eat most things as long as there's some kind of sauce with it or it's not dry. He eats kind of fast and is prone to choking on food. Hence, dry food isn't the best idea. He doesn't care for bland food. He says it's like eating wet sand. (Begging him, babe please learn to chew your food. No one is going to take it away or punish you for eating slow. 😭 I will cook for you if you slow down.)

I'm fine with about anything. Even the food I don't like I still enjoy the experience of identifying, "oh this isn't something for me but I wonder what kind of person would like this? What exact part don't I like of it?" I will smile as I eat something foul because how interesting it is to have such a reaction. I like identifying flavors and textures. My favorites are sweets, pasta, and Asian dishes. I have a similar palate to my Host far as favorites, though I do miss eating meat. 😭 (I may have snuck a few meals with meat...)

Now Silas, he'll eat anything too...unfortunately that extends to inedible items. Thankfully, he can keep the urges at bay. His latest kick is glass. As in he is actively craving it. He has also been tempted by metal, rocks, tree bark, shells, and plastic. He will argue that beetles and mushrooms are edible but he knows better to not go for them. 😅

Shiro, Les, Lance, and Finn haven't made any preferences known. Kim likes fast food and junk food, I figured that out the short time she was active. Shiro rarely fronts to the outerworld level. So, it's just learning what the other three like. It's interesting being a system with a spectrum of feelings on food. From completely repulsed to maybe slightly too into food. 🤫

[lemonflowercat]

75 soft: day 4

[] morning walk/run or yoga x6/w

too cramp-y to do anything but sit. <period break>

[x] meditate x at least 15min every afternoon

[x] study 42h/w: 31h 6m 30h 40m to go

3 days left in this week and i'm lowkey stressed that i won't hit this goal hahaha.

[] evening wxo x6/w

<period break>

[x] [x] [] 1 raw veggie or a fruit x3 meals

- breakfast was peach yogurt strawberry coconut smoothie (+ my super loaded veggie omelet w mint chutney)

- Green grapes for mid day munchies

[] 1400cal x6/week

today's dinner was cheat meal of the week because A was craving fast food and he wanted company. but ooo my lunch had tons of veggies and looked really pretty!

[x] progress picture/day x6/w

[x] 2.5L of water/day

[x] brush before bed

[x] no media consumption (one movie/d allowed) - for freezes and PMS days

my period is here! <confetti>

the arrival of my period truly feels like celebration every month, partly because it's a relief that A and I haven't accidentally conceived hahaha and mostly because PMS days are such a f*cked up bridge to cross. and - i. am. so. blown. this month. i kid you not, in over a year - A YEAR - this has been the most peaceful and productive PMS i've ever had. like, i have (self-diagnosed) PMDD, and the PMS handicap is crippling. but this time? it was slow paced yes, but fulfilling and magical.

i'm wondering - is it the no media consumption that made all the difference? because that's the main thing i did differently this time. i also ate wholesome food throughout for the most part, kept at working out too - but these are things that i genuinely struggle to do every PMS, and this time these choices were just easier to make.

on reflecting some more, i think i have 2 takeaways from this season

instead of getting stuck in the "ugh, i just don't feel like doing this thing" muck -> and then not doing said thing -> and subsequently hating myself, it helps to reframe into: "ugh, i just don't feel like doing this thing" -> what's something i can do to make myself want to do this?

meeting myself halfway: there's the part of me that can only see the present moment, who wants to do whatever she feels like in the now and then there's the part of that lives in the big picture - she wants to work on her goals. these two parts are (too) often conflicted, and negotiating a truce b/w the two gives me so much peace! eg.: at the supermarket yesterday, the now-me was throwing a tantrum for a decadent chocolate dessert - because i'd been feeling crappy all evening and food is my best friend, of course. Dora Milaje began losing her mind - hating on the now-me and calling her a disappointment. ehehehe. middle ground: ragi malt with dark chocolate. both parties' needs were met - i was 2x satisfied.

[ghostream]

Hi! Can I request tendou and kenma wit a fem s/o who has very heavy period cramps. I’ve been suffering for a while, and I need some comfort! Thanks!!!

 S/O with Heavy Periods and Painful Cramps

A/N: Of course I can, I’m happy to help! Also, bad cramps are super relatable for me too! Thanks for being my first request! Enjoy these headcanons!

Warning(s): some mentions of blood

Character(s): Tendou Satori, Kenma Kozume

Tendou Satori

You guys were both third-year students and have just recently got together, so this is his first time really experiencing seeing you with your period

He noticed you weren’t in any of your shared classes or replying to any of his texts

He was getting a bit concerned since this doesn’t usually happen

So he decided to ditch class, and visit you at your dorm room

Which is where he assumed you would be

Technically he wasn’t allowed to do this, but he wanted to know if you were okay

And then he saw you lying on the floor, with a pained expression on your face and clutching your stomach

He immediately got super worried

You tried to downplay it, saying you were fine, that he should just leave

But he wasn’t having any of it

So you explained to him you were on your period, and were having pretty painful cramps

He wanted to help, he hated seeing you in pain, so you asked him to pass you your pain medication and some water

He was impressed on how easily you swallowed them, he hated swallowing pills

While you were waiting for the pills to kick in, Tendou handed you some chocolate he had in his bag

You love chocolate and Tendou always carried the best ones

They also totally satisfied your cravings

Eventually some of your pain faded away and you were feeling tired

So Tendou and you decided to take a nap together

Everything was going fine, until you woke up to feeling something wet...

Oh no! Your pad leaked while you were sleeping!

Usually you know how to handle this, but Tendou was also there!

He woke up due to your movement, and you tried frantically apologizing to him.

But he didn’t mind, he cracked some jokes to make you comfortable and calm down, and even helped you change your sheets

Having someone like Tendou, who is fun to be  with, and isn’t grossed out, would be awesome to have around when on your period.

Kenma Kozume

You guys would usually walk to to school together, along with Kuroo, but today you texted him saying you weren’t feeling well and told them to go without you

He was concerned but he know you would have asked if you needed any help

You were on the back of of his mind all day

Thankfully, he didn’t have any volleyball practise after school so he decided to come straight to you after school

While he was walking home, he received a text from you

“Hey...Do you think you can bring me some pads on your way home here is a pic of the brand and type that I use” image “I promise to pay you back!”

This made him immediatley realize you were on your period, and that’s why you didn’t go to school today, he knows that your cramps made it almost impossible to stay at school for that many hours

He went to a nearby store to get your pads

As well as some chocolate and other snacks

He let himself into your place, since you gave him a copy of your keys, and he was met with the sight of you covered in blankets

The expression on your face gave away how much pain you were in

When you noticed what he bought for you, you were extremely grateful

You have a heavy flow and you go through many pads, and your stash was almost running out

You also enjoyed all the snacks he go for you, they totally satisfied your cravings

When you tried to pay him back, he refused, even though you insisted!

You took some medicine a while ago when they pain became unbearable but it didn’t kick in yet

Kenma hates to see you in pain, so he asked how he could help you

You told him “ If you want, you could like, massage my stomach area if you want, no pressure though”

However, he agreed yo do it right away

He is definitely awesome at massages

He naturally runs warms and since he is a setter, he is very skilled with his hands 

And he is super respectful about it too, he doesn’t wander with his hands to much, (Unless you want him to 😏)

He doesn’t mind keeping you company, while he plays some games though, until the pain finally decreases enough for you to finally fall asleep and nap

I honestly would love someone like Kenma during my periods, he is super sweet and helpful!

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[little-spoiled-brat]

pairing: levi x reader

cw: mentions of period cramps, mostly just comfort from levi, fluff

author's note: this was supposed to be a drabble but my cramps are too painful right now that i also kinda needed the comfort

- comfort relief -

whenever you're having period cramps, levi would always make sure to take care of you and lessen the pain you might be feeling. no matter how busy he is or how much paperwork he has to do, he will always be there to take care of you.

you laid in a fetal position underneath the covers, tears brimming your eyes from the amount of pain your period cramps were causing you. it was painful - too painful that you can't do anything about it anymore. however, you knew that there was one person that could make you feel somewhat better, and that was levi, but he was busy with his paperworks that you didn't want to disturb him.

a pained whimper accidentally escaped your lips as a tear fell down your cheeks. the door to the connected office immediately opening as levi walked in. you buried yourself deeper into the blankets, not wanting to bother him with your cramps that you've dealt with countless of times before.

"brat? what's wrong? i heard you whimper" levi asked, the tone of his voice soft and concerned. you peeked from the bundle of blankets you were under, looking at him before burying yourself back under.

"i'm fine, levi. you can go back to your paperworks now" you said, your face contorting in pain underneath the bundle of blankets. it was becoming worse with every passing second and it felt like your uterus was going to fall out of your body at any given second.

"no. i heard you whimper, something's wrong" levi said, sitting on the edge of the bed and reading you like an open book. he grabbed the blanket and gently pulled it down to reveal your face, you looked up at him with teary eyes and he sighed.

"it's your period cramps, isn't it?" levi asked and you nodded in defeat, pulling the blanket up again to cover you. you sighed underneath the bundle of blankets, squeezing your eyes shut when another wave of pain washed over you again.

"tch. why didn't you tell me? i could've took care of you instead" levi scolded, the tone of his voice still soft unlike the tone he uses with the cadets whenever he's scolding them. you were in too much pain to answer him so you stayed quiet.

you heard levi walk back to his office, opening one of the drawers of his desk before walking back in your shared bedroom. he set down a box, complete with pads, tampons, snacks, chocolates, medicine, a heating pad, and some wet wipes and tissues.

"here. i always kept this in my desk just in case you needed it" levi said, you sat up from the bed and grabbed the box, inspecting the items inside of it - it was pretty much filled with every product you used and every snacks you craved during your period.

"is there anything else you like? i can get you some if you want" levi said and you looked up at him, shaking your head no. thought of levi making an emergency period kit and keeping it in a drawer in his desk just for you made your heart swell with nothing but love for him.

"how long did you have this in your drawer?" you asked, grabbing one of the snacks in the box and opening it. levi scratched the back of his head and chuckled.

"i've had that since you got period cramps in the first few months we got together. i hated seeing you in pain and not being able to do anything about it so i made the kit to somewhat help with your cramps. i restock the box every time you finish your period" levi said, a small blush tinting his cheeks as you cooed at him and opened your arms for him. you pulled him into a hug, nuzzling your face into his neck as you smiled.

"thank you, levi" you said, lightly kissing his neck before pulling away. levi averted his gaze away from you out of shyness and you chuckled at him.

"i also have some ice cream stocked in the mess hall fridge if you want some" levi said and you smiled, nodding happily at him as a subtle smile pulled at the corner of his lips.

"be right back" levi whispered, kissing your forehead before disappearing out of the room. you sat patiently, knees pulled up to your chest as you finish the snack you opened a while ago.

levi came back a few moments later, a tub of your favorite ice cream flavor in his hand and a teaspoon in the other. you made grabby hands at him as he chuckled and handed you the ice cream. you immediately dug in, shoveling the contents of the tub into your mouth as much as you could without getting a brain freeze.

levi watched as you happily devour the contents of the ice cream tub until there was nothing left but the tub itself and the teaspoon. you threw the empty container in the trash as he grabbed the teaspoon from you and put it back in the mess hall for you.

you reached out for him when he came back into the room, looking at him pleadingly as levi rolled his eyes jokingly and gently pushed you to the other side of the bed. he got underneath the covers with you, pulling you into his arms and making sure to rest his hand on top of your stomach.

"feeling any better?" levi asked and you nodded, resting your head on his chest and closing your eyes. there was still a bit of pain but it wasn't as painful as before.

"can you keep your hand there? it helps with the pain" you mumbled tiredly and levi kissed your forehead in reply, cupping your stomach with his hand as much as he could to warm your stomach up more.

a contented sigh left your lips as you cuddled further into him, your eyes getting heavy with sleep with each passing second. levi laid there, holding you in his arms and running his hand through your hair. the soft thumping of his heart slowly lulling you to sleep.

"do you mind if i sleep on you?" you asked, slightly opening your eyes and looking up at him. levi looked down at you and kissed your forehead.

"not at all, brat" levi assured, smiling softly at you and you nodded. you nuzzled back into his chest, letting sleep slowly take over you. it didn't take that long until you fell limp in his arms, the slow rise and fall of your chest indicated that you were relaxed.

levi looked down at you, admiring how adorable you looked sleeping on top of him. although he would never voice it out loud, he absolutely loved it whenever you would fall asleep on top of him - it makes him feel extra protective, that you trusted him that much to let your guard down in front of him and let him take care of you at your most vulnerable.

it was all peaceful and painless when you sudden felt a sharp pain stab you on the stomach, you whimpered and closed your eyes shut. you curled up into a fetus position once more and held your breath in attempt to subdue the pain. you spiraled further into when a voice reached your ears.

"hey, hey, listen to me. breathe, it's only going to be more painful if you hold your breath" levi's voice registered itself in your head as you followed his orders, trying to breathe normally even though it hurt when you did.

"there you go. deep breaths, brat. deep breaths" levi said and you followed, taking deep breaths until the pain was somewhat bearable. you looked up at him, kissing his lips in reply.

"do you want me to heat up the heating pad?" levi asked and you nodded, closing your eyes as he grabbed the heating pad from the emergency period kit.

"i'm gonna go heat this up, i'll be quick" levi said, kissing you on the forehead and pretty much sprinting to the mess hall to heat up the heating pad.

you continued to take deep breaths, groaning in pain every once in a while but it somewhat made it tolerable. levi came back a couple of minutes later, immediately placing the heating pad on your stomach.

"is the temperature okay? is it not too hot?" levi asked, looking at your face for any signs of discomfort while readjusting the heating pad. you shook your head at him, the pain you felt slowly going away once again. "no, it's just right"

levi nodded, getting back in bed with you and pulled you in his arms again. you clutched the heating pad to your stomach, curling up on it while letting levi hold you.

you closed your eyes again, feeling more sluggish and tired than usual. levi ran his hand through your hair, massaging your temples every now and then.

you slowly fell back to sleep, the presence of levi next to you making you feel a lot better than before.

levi looked after you the entire time you slept, immediately taking action to relieve you whenever your face would start contorting into pain in your sleep - putting his palm on your stomach to provide heat or gently massage it.

you did manage to get some sleep without having to deal with the pain. before you knew it, you went through the rest of your period with only minimal pain and it wouldn't be possible without levi taking care of you and being there for you whenever you needed him.

[wheeloffortune-design]

Would you be comfortable sharing how you did your sugar detox, or any tips you thought were particularly helpful? I’ve been trying to cut back my intake but it’s been…hard lol

Sure! But you need to keep some things in mind: I am in a good place mentally and economically, so the added stress of changing my alimentation did not have major negative impacts. I'm also using Hello Fresh (recipes with preportioned ingredients) for most of my meals because the extent of my mental issues regarding food has bewildered my nutritionnists and therapists.

I've always had a very high sugar intake. Not the kind you see in movies when someone eats a whole cake in one setting, but rather putting a lot of sugar in my coffee, getting pastries, nutella, etc. Add the amount of sugar in premade meals and take-out and it becomes too much. It was always in my plans, but what triggered the need to do it was after a period of high stress. I had compensated by way too much take out and sweets, until I just got tired of junk food. I didn't even feel like nutella, and that's saying a lot.

I got a lot of mental problems and anxiety tied to alimentation, so I knew I had to be careful. I waited for a moment where I had nothing important to do, when I didn't have my period or other sensitive time of the month, when my medication was ok, when there wasn't a work deadline approaching.

And, most importantly, I decided to reduce sugar instead of cutting it completely. If I impose a concrete goal (zero sugar!) I can fail, and if I fail, I may abandon it. But with a wider goal, something to strive towards every day, you can implement it slowly into your life. 'Eat more greens' and 'Move more' have already worked for me.

Things the lovely people on tumblr suggested that helped:

If you're taking less sugar you gotta replace it by good fats and proteins. (Butter, eggs, cheese, greek youghourt, humus, avocado, etc)

Eat a good breakfast

Tons of water. I've been carrying my bottle around.

You can replace refined sugar with fruit, it's still glucids but at least it comes with fiber and antioxidants sometimes

When you eat less sugar you become more sensitive to sweetness so it takes less to be satisfying

It's gonna hurt like a motherfucker so buy those advils and clear your weekend

Be kind to yourself

Things I discovered on my own and worked:

I still got chocolate, but it's 70%, and I ate a square or two at a time.

I got flavored teas and belgian chocolate coffee that already taste sweet but have no sugar, and if it was still too bitter I added a teaspoon.

Coke zero. Hate the sweetener taste, but let me tell you, after a week that thing is a godsend.

Advils (and a med tracker app that tells me when i took the last advils.)

I bought too many things on the first grocery run, because I tend to go overboard, but what it gave me was choice. Yeah, I ended up losing the bananas and the cheese, so it taught me it wouldn't work to replace the cravings, so I'm not gonna force it. I liked the baby carrots in hummus, the vegetable crackers and philadelphia cheese, and greek yoghourt + fruit. (I liked that last one so much I had to replace my magic bullet. The new one is red.)

Thing is, there's still a lot of sugar in a greek yoghourt + raspberries + blueberries. But there's no added sugar like there is in everything in the supermarket. Like, come on, that's unfair. Give us a chance, capitalism.

And, what's nice about the yoghourt, is that it's a dessert that feels like dessert. In the end, you still gotta like what you eat.

What also helped me is to focus on that single goal for a week. No pushing myself to work on my projets, no adding exercise to what I was already doing, no deep-cleaning the house, etc. I was just focusing on the detox, and accepting that it was a detox. Also, there's always the impulsion to do more, like 'I shouldn't eat bread' or 'I shouldn't eat fries'. But that's another battle. You're reducing sugar, and that's hard enough.

If you want to try it, the best thing I can recommend is to be kind to yourself. You would be patient with a friend who did the same. Sugar is a drug, you're fighting an addiction. Prepare for battle.

You can follow my first week by the #sugar detox tag on my tumblr. There's also tons of great advice on the notes of those posts. People have been so helpful.

I'm at the end of my second week now. Headaches have been reduced to the usual amount, the cravings are not as strong, and my skin looks great.

[n1k1tty]

heeseung as your spiderman bf !

inspired by: @koishua 's stuck up in your heart

finding out / revealing !

quite frankly, it didn't take too long it did for you to find out. after all, you've had a crush on lee heeseung ever since he helped you with your math homework during 8th grade. although you couldn't quite believe it at first because heeseung? the nerdy cute boy in my physics class is spiderman?

you weren't very smart to say the least, but after quite a few long interrogations and observations, feeling like sherlock holmes, you figured it really was him.

"y/n, i'm spiderman" he nervously states as he feels the droplets o sweat stream down his face.

you respond with a wide cheeky grin "i know, baby. it was quite obvious. i was wondering when you were going to tell me" you place your hand on his pink and flustered cheeks

"don't worry, i didn't tell anyone" you give him a chaste kiss on his lips, making him blush 10x more. a million times more, if you must.

making him smile !

he would laugh at your small attempts to make him smile. like that one time when he walked you to your locker and saw at least 20 spiderman stickers placed everywhere, or when you would wear his mask every time you would come over to his house and copy his poses, or that other time when you would hang your upper body on his bunk bed and do the upside down spiderman kiss just see him blush.

he was so happy to have a supportive girlfriend like you!

after fights !

he knew you hated seeing him hurt, but even if he tries to hide his bruises, cuts you never fail to notice. even the slightest limp you see makes you worry even more.

he feels bad whenever he realizes how much you're willing to lose for him, whether it was sleep, your free time, or your grades, you were always willing to help him. and he knew he didn't deserve you after you told him how you spent hours learning about first aid so that he could come to you whenever he was hurting mentally or physically.

he felt so bad to the point where he was on the verge of breaking up with you because he couldn't handle the guilt of making you worried most of the time

"i don't care. i do it because i love you, hee. never will i ever be tired of you, and never think about feeling guilty, because it was my choice dating you"

is it bad when he wanted to marry you on the spot right then and there?

dates !

dates with your boyfriend should be fun, what more could it be if your boyfriend was technically a spider?

sneaking out was very common amongst the both of you, although heeseung wouldn't let you sneak out to go to him. after all, losing you was one thing he was certainly scared of.

it was 1 am in the morning and you sit on your bed as you wait for the melodious knocking that he does that never fails to make you smile

"been waiting for you, spider boy"

"i apologize, your highness. perhaps a chaste kiss and cuddling while watching horror movies would serve as a better apology?"

"you know me well"

aside from heeseung sneaking out, swinging through the city of new york during the sun rise was both your favourite thing to do as well. you let out a few screams as he carries you on one arm and swinging building to building.

eating burgers on top of a building also occurs often, after all, he'd do anything for the girl he loves.

protecting you !

it was the number one rule that never once slipped his mind. even the smallest inconveniences like you bumping against a guy's shoulder gets him pissed off to say the least. making sure that the guy says sorry, he let's him go with a glare.

him and your family !

you were happy when you saw the way your siblings enjoyed his company. hearing giggles every now and then makes you wonder how lucky you were to date a man like heeseung

your parents who weren't very fond of the idea of you dating yet surprisingly accepted the fact that you were dating him. and you couldn't help but show your smile as you see your dad and him bonding over watching sports and grilling meat.

things he does to make you happy !

with his heeseung-tingles, he always knew when you were sad, mad, and every emotion that you feel.

like that one time you were on your period and he immediately ran to the convenience store to get you chocolates, and foods that you seem to always crave

"my spidey senses, sense my girlfriend being hungry and adorable" he teases, showing you the things he bought "thank the lord for your spidey senses, i was too scared to ask you" you tell him, giving him a big hug

and of course, being the nerd he is, he places his hand on your abdomen, trying to make you feel better with the warmth of his hand

overall, i think heeseung would be the best spidey bf ever! end of story :)

-not proofread

[sukirichi]

happy little accidents

— Life is a series of unfortunate events, but sometimes, there are happy little accidents.

REQUEST. (accidental pregnancy, fuck buddies au) + childhood friends to lovers + baby moments with father! megumi

CONTENT/WARNINGS. slight smut, slight exhibitionism (I think? there’s a CCTV lmao) just daddy megumi uwu

NOTES. hi anon, thank you for requesting and joining the event! I have to admit...I don’t really know how to write this and I just had to ask my mother about her experiences in pregnancy LMAO. I apologize in advance if this sucks, I’m pretty good at fluff but domestic and cute stuff with children isn’t my expertise asggkhl I’m awkward around babies and kids so anyways, I hope you like it! OH AND ALSO I HAVE A CAMEO LMAO

Megumi’s hands runs up under your shirt, bringing about a shiver forward when his cold fingers come into with your warm skin. You feel him smile onto the kiss, his grip nothing but teasing before he brushes the underside of your breast, prompting you to grip closer to his hoodie. You and him were childhood friends; having always liked one another until playing house was no longer a game a but dream, but his family was too strict and controlling – they’ve made it clear long ago this relationship could never and would never happen.

His Uncle Naoya made sure of it.

But that didn’t stop the both of you. All the way from highschool until now in your university days, you and Megumi are still stuck together by the hip, occasionally fucking whenever time allowed. Weekdays are spent staring longingly at each other in the hallways, the weekends flourishing into finally’s and hushed kisses under the sheets, completely unaware of the world you both trudged in.

Today was one of those days, and you’re nothing less of passionate as you swipe your tongue out to taste his lips, smiling when you realize he’s also grown used to wearing your mint flavoured lip balm. “Mhm, Megumi, I missed you,” you placed your legs beside his arms, a contented sigh entering his mouth as he closed his eyes.

“You miss me? I’m always around you,” he reminds you, pulling away momentarily to tug your shirt to the side where he leaves a soft patch of kisses. “Never gonna leave your side, baby.”

“You better not. I’m the best you’ll ever have.”

Megumi nods wholeheartedly in agreement, not wasting time before he pulls you closer to him. You’re almost weightless as you crash on top of him, hands tangled into the other’s hair and his large palm squeezing your breast. It produces a breathy moan from you, a thread of saliva connecting your lips when it comes again – that hellish bitter and sour bile that flows up to your throat. You push yourself off him and run to the bathroom, the content of your stomachs poured while your groans echo around the room.

He’s beside you in an instant, crouching beside you to pull your hair up and pat your back. Once you’ve finished throwing up, you clutch at the indistinguishable bloating of your stomach, leaning back into his touch while you slowly regain your composure.

Your head is throbbing uncomfortably again, one that wouldn’t go away no matter how much you press your thumbs against it.

“Wh-what’s wrong? Are you sick or something?”

You chuckle a bit from the way he frets over you, hands tilting your cheeks side to side while he pales, a sheen of worry visible on his hairline. He’s always been such a worrywart. You look behind him and see the box of condoms in your half-open medicine cabinet, the sight making your heart drop in your chest.

“Megs...when was the last time we had sex?”

“Well,” he scratches the back of his head, “We’ve both been busy from uni, so...last month, I guess? It’s been a long time.”

You swallowed audibly. You’ve recently gotten that box of condoms because if you remember correctly, last time you both skipped straight to the deed after realizing you ran out of it. Eyes flicking over his confused ones, your throat ran dry and itchy from the throw up session, your voice low as you say, “I’m three weeks late on my period, Megs.”

He looks just as shocked as you are, but he doesn’t give you the time to recover before he rushes out into your apartment. For a moment, you’re left heartbroken at the cold bathroom tiles, thinking that he left, but Megumi comes back a few minutes later, a pregnancy test kit and some chocolates inside a plastic bag. Your eyes widen when he gently ushers you to sit on the toilet, his feet tapping impatiently on the floor while you both wait for the result.

And there it is.

The timer on his phone goes off. Megumi rushes beside you, his chin resting on your shoulder as he blinks at the test kit. He turns to you and blinks in question, wondering what the hell it meant.

“’Gumi...it’s positive,” you cry out, sending him into a stagger backwards when you jump at him. Thankfully, he’s carried you too many times to count that he’s natural at hoisting you into his arms, still rendered speechless as you announce, “You’re going to be a dad!”

It’s been five whole months since you and Megumi turned into being stable fuck buddies, intent on hiding your relationship from both your families, into homeless and young parents whose fear over life and the future only increased tenfold now with the growing baby inside you.

You still remember that dreadful moment when both of you are kicked out into your family estate, Megumi’s Uncle Naoya especially enraged over the news. He doesn’t even give his nephew a chance to pack his bags before he signals the bodyguards to escort you out, then takes away all Megumi’s privileges and former luxury of being part of the Zenin Clan. You assume he’d want to strangle his pitiful Uncle for the never ending mistreatment, but your now boyfriend is nothing but happy, relieved that he’s been freed from the tight reins that always got in both your way.

Unbeknownst to the controlling Zenin Clan head, his wife is much more cunning than he is. He knows his wife always had some sorts of tricks hidden up in her sleeve, but even you were surprised when Megumi’s Aunt Suki shows up in your college dorm one day, throwing a set of keys your way with a wink before driving off back to become Naoya’s beloved trophy wife.

She lent you one of her high-estate apartments and even a humble car, silently wiring fees into your bank account since Megumi’s was already shut down.

Truly, if it wasn’t for her, you and Megumi wouldn’t be able to live this comfortably no matter how much both of you worked your ass off.

Now, none of you had to worry about not getting to make ends meet, no more worrying about putting your health at risk by working two jobs a day along with university – you and Megumi agreed to take advantage of her kindness just until the baby was born, opting to live quietly and comfortably in your shared home that would soon be filled with more memories. Well, as comfortably as you both could anyway, since pregnancy – although a beautiful experience – wasn’t always rainbows and unicorns.

Megumi comes home one day, the food you’ve always been craving from the Chinese restaurant from the other town present inside his bag. He’s tired from uni, even more so that he shares your burden of becoming new parents, but every time he comes home to you, all his exhaustion is wiped away, especially with the evident growth of your belly.

Your boyfriend runs up to you after placing the food on the counter, his arms wide open to get a hug – he’s gotten extremely touchy ever since the pregnancy – when you reel away from him, face turning green.

Your fingers come to pitch at your nose, eyes narrowed at his confused pout. “Ugh, Megumi, your deodorant stinks.”

“You were the one who got this for me, though,” his brows furrow as he lifts his sleeve up to sniff himself. He doesn’t smell bad... “You said you liked it on me,” he mumbles more to himself than you, staying still in his spot when he sees how colourless you’ve become. “Why are you looking at me like that? I showered today.”

“I can’t stand the smell of you, I can’t, gosh,” pushing past him, you rush to the toilets, the morning sickness well present all the way until sundown as you throw up. Megumi stands at the doorway, hands extended in front of him as he’s unsure whether he could help you or not. You firmly shake your head at him, lips turned into a sneer. “No, don’t get near me or I will honestly whack you with my purse, Megumi. Get rid of that deodorant and find a scent free one or something.”

Megumi is left with a slack jaw when you hop into bed afterwards, too tired and irritated to finish your papers. Seeing that he should probably do the same and pamper you instead, Megumi is silent as he crawls under the covers, only to be kicked out with a harsh kick to his thigh and a fiery, “Get out!”

“Nobara,” he whines into the phone, too fearful to even look at the bedroom at the thought that you’d feel his gaze and get even angrier. Your instincts and senses sharpens with each passing day; he won’t risk it. “My girlfriend hates me!”

“I could see why.”

Megumi groans at his friend’s flippant tone, the sound of a nail file grazing acrylics mixed with lo-fi music playing from the other line. “I’m serious – she doesn’t even want me a foot near her! When I tried to join her on the bed, she literally woke up just to hit me with a pillow. Right in the face!”

“Let me guess, you’re banned from the bedroom and staying on the couch?”

“Yeah, I am,” he sulks on the couch, “I don’t know why she hates me. I can’t imagine what I did wrong.”

“You don’t have to do anything wrong for a pregnant woman to hate you, Fushiguro. It’s not your fault your face is just really annoying,” Megumi makes a sound of protest before slapping a hand over his lips, nervous gaze darting at your door again. He relaxes into the seat; you’ve probably fallen asleep. “But on a more serious note, I think it’s the hormones. She’s erratic right now and you can’t blame her, she’s literally growing a child inside of her, dude, are you crying?”

“She might divorce me because of my deodorant.”

“Idiot, you two aren’t even married!” Nobara bellows loud enough that Megumi pulls the phone away from his ear, waiting until she’s calmed down and continues speaking like she didn’t just burst his ear drums. “Listen, just be extra sweet and careful around her, okay? Don’t open your mouth as well unless you want to die. Now get a notepad or something, we’re going to devise the best Baby Mama Seduction Plan that is guaranteed to win her heart.”

“You’re a lifesaver, Nobara!”

“Hmph, you owe me tickets to that fashion show though. Get your rich ass uncle to pull some connections or something.”

“Nobara, you know I can’t—”

“Oh shit, is that your girl about to kick you in the face?” Megumi yelps as his body flips at the direction of your room, both hands raised in surrender with his phone pressed between his ear and shoulder. He sighs – the door is still closed – he should be safe for now. Meanwhile, Nobara snickers cockily, almost as if she could see everything. As always, Nobara was triumphant. “That’s right, we both don’t want that to happen, so stick to your end of the deal man.”

Megumi stays up the whole night to execute Nobara’s plan. It’s tiring to run back and forth in the open convenience stores just to fill the fridge up with all your favourite food, but Megumi is determined to have you accept him again, even if he knows you’re not actually rejecting him.

By the time you’ve woken up, all beautiful and glowing as you pad out your room, Megumi stands up straight to conceal his body ridden with exhaustion. He just wants to make you happy.

“What’s all this?”

“You’ve been working hard,” he starts off unsurely, a hand scratching the back of his head as he gauges for your reaction. You plop down on the dining table and don’t scowl as you take a whiff of the food, blinking for a few seconds before you dig in. It’s enough for him to take as a go-signal, and he walks beside you carefully, his voice wavering and soft. “I just wanted to surprise you – show you how much I love and admire you...all that.”

“That’s suspicious,” you mouth through a mouthful of dumpling, but smile anyways with your arms extended. “Come here, give me a kiss.”

Megumi is beyond elated as he buries himself in the warmth of your arms again, sighing when you kiss his cheeks and jaw. “Are we good?”

“Did you replace your deodorant?”

“Yes...”

“Good boy,” you kiss him on the lips this time. Megumi has the audacity to blush as if he didn’t just fuck a baby into you, making you laugh before you slap his ass, last night’s irration now replaced with a reminder that this was Megumi – your first love and everything more. There was no way you wouldn’t be ‘good’ with him; you’d go to heavens and back for him, but maybe once you’re done birthing his child. “Yeah, we’re good. Get the mint choco ice cream pint for me?” Megumi sprints to perform your commands, and you reward him by pulling him in for a deeper kiss the time, his lips so sweet and minty. You can’t help but sigh, falling for him over and over again. “You’re such a sweetheart, Megs. This is why I’m head over heels for you.”

“You didn’t want me sleeping beside you for a week straight though.”

Your nose scrunches at the memory – that slight change in your expression making Megumi step back – as you wave a spoon at him, glaring at him in warning. “Like I said, you stank.”

But...pregnancy wasn’t all that bad for the both of you. There were times you’re unable to keep your hands off him. Although unexpected and mostly occurring in the most inconvenient situations, Megumi can’t say he’s complaining, especially not when you push him towards the wall just as the elevator doors closed.

“Daddy,” you moan, guiding his hands into your already soaking wet panties. Megumi breathes sharply as he cups your drenching core, wondering how you’ve gotten this aroused without him doing anything sexual in particular.

The nickname spilling past your lips is unforeseen though, as is his growing kink for it when he hardens immediately.  

“Please, please, please, I need you so much – make me feel good, will you?”

Megumi has to pin your needy, trailing hands all over his chest down to your sides, his pupils blown wide as the elevator ascends from one floor to the other. His eyes dart to the blinking red light from the cameras, his Adam’s apple bobbing when you don’t stop in the slighthest, only leaning forward to tug and nip at the skin of his neck. Megumi groans at your ministrations; you know very well that was his sensitive spot. “Y/N, we’re literally in the elevator, just wait until we get back home—”

When Megumi tries to push you away to stop your hands from palming his boner, you growl, eyes fierce and heated as you turn to him. “Do you want me to chop your dick off and prevent you from having a second child?”

“N-no.”

“Then shut up and fuck me.”

“Fuck, okay, don’t blame me if I make you sore, though.”

You roll your eyes at him, your hands moving expertly as you bunch your skirt up to your waist to show him that your bud was already swollen just for him. “Megumi, my boobs are already are its most sore point, I don’t give a fuck anymore.”

Megumi makes quick work of shoving his pants down just to his knees, gentle yet needy as he pushes your chest flat on the walls, round and perky ass puckered for him to take you already. He could cum just from the sight of you bending over for him like this, your arousal already dripping down your thighs as you wiggle your hips at him, breathless in the desire to be taken once more.

There were still fifteen floors to go before you reached your destination. Megumi’s brows pinch together in anxiety that anyone could press for the lift, but you’re also submissively bent over for him, moaning and gasping his name even when it’s only the tip of his cock sliding into you.

He sees the way your fingers hover over the buttons, clearly more prepared to shut the doors and deny others entry than he was, and he thinks fuck it to himself before he buries himself deep into you, head thrown back at the heavenly and salacious feeling of fucking you raw. You’re somehow warmer and tighter, wetter with puffier lips during your second trimester. Just as he blanches at the thought he could hurt you, he remembers the doctor’s encouragement of more sex. Being the good boyfriend he is, Megumi fucks hard into you, groaning and panting when your walls clamp down on him.

He only wants to help you.

Days of rubbing your feet and singing to your belly were gone – now replaced with laughter pouring into your house and switching from listening to Mother Mother into actually enjoying nursery rhymes playing from the stereo.

It feels just like yesterday when he rushes you to the emergency room, your hand nearly crushing his during your contractions before you gave birth to his child.

Megumi has never really been much of an emotional person, preferring to be calm and stoic unless you’re around; the rare times he actually lets his walls down. Surrounded by a group of doctors, though, Megumi stops caring about saving face when they hand him his daughter. He isn’t the least bit embarrassed when he sobs upon seeing the tiny bundle of joy in his arms, so small and vulnerable that promised there and then – he’d do everything he can to protect his child and give them the best future.

Fushiguro Megumi is a hands-down helicopter dad. The moment you’re able to take your daughter back home, he’s already had the whole house baby proofed. Along with studying for his exams, he’s also switching back and forth to parenting guide books.

You can tell he’s taking his job as a dad very seriously. Megumi doesn’t hesitate to shoot out of the bed in the middle of the night whenever he hears his daughter cry, racing you to her crib while he rocks her back and forth and you prepare her milk. You’re both utterly tired and sleep deprived, your head resting on his shoulder as your baby calms down in his arms. Faintly, you feel him kiss the top of your head, encouraging you to go back to sleep with the assurance he can handle it.

But of course, you’re the stubborn parent, and you drag your boyfriend and daughter back to bed, making sure there was enough space to make her comfortable before falling asleep.

Being a parent – especially with the love of your life – has never felt any more magical.

Of course, it was hard and definitely not a walk in the park, but it was worth it. Every time you came home from school, Megumi would already be there, his daughter babbling nonsensically in his arms while he prepared her meals. At the sounds of the door opening, both of them would run to you, showering you with kisses while you did the same.

Both your families have still refused to accept you back – not that you both minded – but it was getting shameful to keep relying on his relative to provide for your family. Eventually, you and Megumi decided that the other stays to take care of your baby while you work after class.

You’re staggering inside your home like a zombie after a long day, muscles aching from too much work and brain barely functioning due to the lack of sleep. With a long, drawn out sigh, you plop on the couch next to your boyfriend who jolts back awake, still careful not to let his drooling daughter wake up in his arms. Upon seeing it’s just you, Megumi leans over to kiss you on the nose, smelling sweetly of floral detergent powder and baby cologne.

“Welcome home,” he murmurs at your skin, your eyes already fluttering close at the comfort and warmth of home. “Scarlet is fast asleep. She couldn’t wait for you to kiss her goodnight anymore.”

“Don’t be dramatic. Mommy will always come home to the two most precious people in the world,” Now, it’s your turn to kiss Megumi to remind him he’s also doing a great job. You know he’s working just as hard you are, and you honestly don’t think you could do this without him. “Megumi,” you begin, tracing soft circles into his wrist to feel his lulling heartbeat.

“Hmm?”

“Have I ever told you I loved you?”

“I think I know that already,” he smiles romantically at you – even after years, you’re still very much smitten with that smile, and the sight of him and your daughter alone has you relaxing back in your seat.

“Yes, but you need to hear it again,” you tell him, cupping his face into your palms. Megumi sighs as he leans closer into your warmth, his hands patting your daughter’s back to soothe her in her slumber. “You’re such a natural at this – being a father. I’m really lucky I had a family with you. It’s all I ever wanted,” Burying yourself closer into his arms and collecting the both of them into an embrace, you smile into his shoulder, feeling like you’re on cloud nine. “I don’t think life is gonna get better than this, Megs. I’m so happy right now I feel like I could die.”

“Don’t say the d-word around her,” he jokes, the two of you sharing tired and dry laughter. Once the amusement subsides, Megumi’s other hand shifts to squeeze your thigh to get your attention. “Y/N...do you ever think about...making us official?”

“What do you mean?” you mumble sleepily, “How else official could we get? We live together and we have a baby. Soon, we’re going to be employed too and then we can provide better for her and stop relying on Aunt Suki so much,” Megumi nods above you, but his lack of response is worrying that you look up to him, frowning as you see that his face is pulled deep into thought. “We’re already a family, Megs. What’s on your mind?”

“I want to marry you,” he blurts out, “I want to make you mine and mine only – I see a future and a forever with you,” Megumi looks you straight in the eye the whole time. “Marry me, Y/N. Please.”

You’re rendered speechless.

You love him so much, you really do, and nothing about that will change. After spending a lifetime with you, Megumi knows just by looking at your face that there’s a but coming afterward and he clenches his jaw, sadness swirling in his eyes that you have to stop him before his thoughts run off again. “I want that too, Megumi, believe me,” you reassure, brushing his hair back with your fingers; a gesture that always pulled him back to you. “I just don’t want to rush things, you know? We can still barely stand on our own and we have Scarlet to worry about. I think we should focus more on her future than ours.”

Megumi nods, albeit disappointed, though this doesn’t stop him from kissing you straight on the lips before he mutters, “I understand but...think about it, at least?”

“You already know my answer would be yes.”

“Scarlet! I wonder where my little princess is hiding,” Megumi announces from outside your room, your toddler giggling beside you as you both hide behind the closet hand-in-hand. Four years later, you and Megumi are married, and life’s gotten a lot easier – in addition to it being a whole lot more domestic since Megumi takes his husband title just as seriously as being a father. Right now, he’s crawling outside, his voice lowered in an attempt to be scary. “If I find her, she’s going to face the wrath of the tickle monster!”

“Tickle monster!” Scarlet gasps beside you, turning to you with wide eyes. “Mummy, I don’t want tickles!”

“Then we better be quiet so Daddy doesn’t find us!”

With your voice intentionally louder than a whisper, it doesn’t take long before Megumi opens the closet doors, carrying you both effortlessly before dropping you all down onto the bed. “I found you!” You all tickle each other and laugh, your daughter falling into panicked squeals while you chortle at the side. Megumi then hoists Scarlet up before the both of you kiss both sides of her cheeks, sending the giggling child into an utter ticklish mess.

While the two are busy tickling one another, you feign a gasp, clutching at your husband’s bicep.  “Megumi!” your eyes widen, pointing deftly at the kitchen with trembling lips for effect. “Can you please check the oven – I think I left something in there and it might be burning!”

“I don’t smell anything,” is all he says, but runs there anyway. Megumi stands in front of in confusion, Scarlet safely bundled in his arms while her father opens the oven, frowning as he takes the object out and inspects it. “Mittens? But Scarlet is already—” Just then, Megumi’s jaw drops, his grin stretched wide while Scarlet keeps poking at the mittens, trying to make them fit into her slightly larger hands. “No way. Another one?”

“Another candy?”

You laugh at Megumi’s beaming face that matches his daughter’s – the two looking too much alike – but for completely opposite reasons. “We’ll get you all the candies you want, sweetheart,” you swipe a candy from the counter and hand it to your daughter’s grabby hands, pecking Megumi’s cheeks who is still beyond flustered at the announcement. “But yeah we have another one – and it’s a boy!”

[pies-writes-and-more]

when you’re crying over something... somewhat silly

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Characters: Iwaizumi Hajime, Tsukishima Kei, & Kozume Kenma, all with a Fem!Reader

Warnings: subtle mentions in Iwaizumi’s that Y/N might be having her period, but fluff otherwise! Also, I very much so didn’t look over this much and kinda rushed the idea so I’m sorry for any inconsistencies or mistakes!

A/N: these are totally made up situations and definitely not situations based on me and my real life period moments when I cry at everything LOL (a nice thank you to my IRL boyfriend for putting up with my shenanigans haha). Also thank you @thisnoodlewritesao3​ for coming up with the idea for Kenma’s! I hope you all enjoy!

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Iwaizumi was going to kill Oikawa. He wasn’t sure how or why, but he got the sense that the tears in your eyes were because of that idiot. He had only just arrived at your place and you had seemed totally fine earlier when he called to make sure it was okay for him to swing by. So what had happened between then and now?

“Why’re you crying dear?” Iwaizumi’s voice was soft as he climbed into your bed with you, opening his arms and letting you crawl into his lap.

“C-Cause Oikawa and I were sending each other things through Instagram and he showed me this post that said that penguins mate for life. And the male will go around looking for the s-smoothest rock he can find to give to his mate so that they can make a nest together,” you hiccuped, inhaling shakily as you retold the not-so-sad fact.

Iwaizumi just stared at you. He didn’t want to be that guy but he knew the signs. You had specifically been craving your favourite chocolate bars this week and even snapped at him the other day for breathing too loud. You had complained yesterday about your shoulders and back hurting, even after he had helped rub out any tight spots.

He knew it didn’t matter whether you were having that or not, your feelings were all valid, but it definitely explained why you were crying like someone had just died.

“Isn’t that good?” He asked you finally, kissing your forehead gently as he wrapped his arms tighter around you.

You just nodded and sniffled in his arms, clutching his shirt, “Y-Yea.”

“So why are you crying, my love?” he asked with a soft chuckle and you looked up at him with a tearful smile.

“Cause... would you give me a pebble if we were penguins?” 

Iwaizumi couldn’t contain his laughter, pressing his head to yours as he hugged you even tighter, “I love you,” he finally said with a grin. “And yes, I’d give you a pebble.”

Your tears cleared up after his answer, smiling to yourself as you thought about you and Iwaizumi’s as penguins and building a nest together.

But it didn’t take long for your tears to start again when Iwaizumi picked up a nice smooth and pretty looking rock on your evening walk together and handed it to you, asking to be mates for life. He apologized profusely as you cried but you tried to insist that you were happy and held the little rock in your hands like it was the most precious thing in the world.

Tsukishima pinched the bridge of his nose, sighing as he closed his eyes in annoyance. He wasn’t sure what had gotten into you recently but he knew that him yelling at you was probably just going to make things worse.

Your sniffling only irked him more though. He hated knowing you were crying over something easily solvable but refused for it to be fixed.

“Stop looking at me like that,” you whined when he finally opened his eyes and give you a slight glare. “I just want snacks!” Your eyes were filled with tears as you hugged your knees to your chest, pouting to yourself on his bed.

“I told you, we can go get the snacks then. You just have to get out of bed,” Tsukishima told you for what felt like the 50th time.

You shook your head stubbornly, wiping your tears from your eyes quickly, “No! I don’t wanna leave! I’m comfy! If we leave, I have to come back and no longer be as comfy!”

Tsukishima breathed in slowly, trying to remember that he loved you and he had known you were going to be this difficult when he first asked you out. You were stubborn and stupid and annoying but he loved it and he found you oddly amusing. Except for right now maybe.

“Okay, so I’ll go get the snacks. Just let me get ready-” he stood up from the bed, already planning the mini trip in his head.

But your hand grabbed his and tugged him back on the bed, shaking your head yet again, “No! I don’t want you to leave!” You insisted, hugging his arm. “Don’t go!”

“How do you expect me to get you snacks without leaving, Y/N,” he groaned, flicking your head with his free hand. “You gotta pick. You either come with me and get snacks, let me go get the snacks, or live without snacks.”

You didn’t like either of these three options and just whimpered some incoherent noises, grabbing a pillow and stuffing your face into it with some more sounds.

Tsukishima sighed and glanced at his phone and the clock next to him. His fingers tapped lightly on the screen before pulling you close to him and curling up next to you in bed. “Come on, put on that dumb anime you like.”

You whined out some more noises, still upset there were no snacks for you to eat while the two of you hung out, but you complied and just watched your shows with Tsukishima. He was just glad he was able to distract you long enough while Akiteru ran to the store and got you the snacks you had been craving and brought them over.

You had only just stopped crying and probably forgotten about the snacks, when Akiteru came knocking with his arms filled with everything. You started crying almost immediately out of happiness and Tsukishima felt so embarrassed with how tightly you hugged him in front of his brother (though he likes making you happy, even if you’re happy while crying).

Kenma wasn’t sure what to do, finding you on the floor of your room in tears with your headphones in your hands.

“What’s wrong with them?” He asked you quietly, kinda annoyed that you had asked him to randomly come over tonight, but also still kinda happy to see you. 

You looked up at him with tears in your eyes, holding them up to him as he stood next to you, “It’s too loud.”

Kenma stared at you blankly for a moment, “Just turn down the headphone volume.”

“But then it’s too quiet!”

The boy wasn’t quite sure what you wanted him to do about this, and wondered why he had dragged himself out of a game just to see you. 

Right, I love her, he reminded himself with a sigh, plopping onto the floor next to you. “Why don’t you just play without headphones then?” He asked, glancing at the game that was currently paused on your tv screen.

“Cause I don’t wanna bug everyone else when it gets louder,” you pouted, curling up in a ball and hiding your face from him. “I’m sorry, Kenma, I didn’t mean to bring you here over something so stupid,” you mumbled, knowing that tonight, Kenma had wanted to try and finish the level on his game he had been stuck on for weeks now.

“It’s fine. If I didn’t want to see you, I wouldn’t have come,” he shrugged, reaching over and patting your head slightly. “Don’t cry though, it’s not worth your tears,” he insisted, going to your game options and changing the settings of how loud the game itself was. “Here.”

He moved to put your headphones back on your head, glancing at you every time he rearranged the settings to see if you liked it better or worse, “Is that okay?” He asked after a moment.

You nodded slowly, a bit embarrassed that you hadn’t thought about it. Kenma was sure to get annoyed with you if you kept pulling shit like this. He’d get bored with you like he did with games he had already played. 

“Can I play with you?” He asked suddenly, grabbing the second controller that was lying on a nearby table. 

You looked up at him in surprise, “You want to stay?”

He gave a small nod, eyes still fixated on the game on the screen, “I’ve never played this game with two players. Plus I’m already here and you’re the only person I like to play 2 player games with. Kuroo gets too loud and annoying,” he explained, already setting up the game even if you hadn’t officially said yes yet.

But the two of you got comfortable real quick, Kenma guiding you through all the cool easter egg parts of the game, a small smile on his face when he glanced down at you to see how intrigued you were by the game.

“I like playing with you,” he said after a moment, randomly.

You watched him with wide eyes, measuring the genuineness of his words by the expression on his face (though Kenma never seemed to say anything he didn’t mean). “I like playing with you too,” you whispered, tearing up again. Kenma quickly tried to distract you with the game as he noticed the tears, but soon realized that cuddles worked just as well. 

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