#also i find it so funny that he's only 5'9

[essektheylyss]

[Ruin by The Amazing Devil playing softly in the background]

showed up to this d&d game to deal AOE psychic damage to every member of the party and then mySELF

[volturiprincess]

Hellooo

Im new on Tumblr and dont really know how this works,but i love the Romanians as well,would u be willing to write a head canon of how jealous they are and throwing a tantrum to their mates when getting jealous?

Have an amazing night☺️☺️☺️

When They Are Jealous

A/N: Hope you like it. To be honest when I found out the height for these two according to the book via google, didn't expect them to be short kings, Why was I expecting them to be tall? I mean everyone else is tall, look at the Volturi; Felix is freaking 6'7 [about 2.0 m], Demetri 6'3 [about 1.9 m], and Caius 5'9 [about 1.7 m]. No wonder its taken the Volturi so long to find them, they aren't looking down 😂. Anyways enjoy dear 💙

Let's not beat around the bush here, Vladimir is the one who will get jealous easily and have his little fits (it's always the fictional blondish-white haired men who just have anger issues, what's up with that?? 😂)

Stefan has his days (Lets us not forget how in the movies he called the Cullen clan and others “Fools, you are all fools” when the others refused to go chase the Volturi down)

The thing is since you guys aren't around others that often, them getting jealous gets ridiculous funny 

Vladmir gets jealous if you spend too much time with Stefan or you supposedly are ‘favoring’ him when you ask Stefan to do somethings with you that you know Vladimir hates doing

The way this vamp will have his tantrums is how a little kid react when you tell them to share their favorite toy, it's a mess and if Vladmir could turn red with anger he would 

Mostly his anger is headed toward Stefan and not you (“Are you trying to steal y/n from me? Because I will gladly have my fist in your face?, sheesh 😬)

If you are with others, he will not leave your side, he will have a hand on your back or around you or his favorite thing, standing behind you and trying to size whoever is talking to you (According to google my dude is 5’4 [1.63 m], he's a short king, love that for him 😂)

He might not be vocal about his jealousy at that moment but in private he will rant to you about how that person was looking at you a ‘certain way’, you reassure him you would never leave him for someone else because you love him and only him, plus you are mates 

Stefan on the other hand won't get to jealous but he will do whatever to get a reaction out of Vladimir for his pure amusement 

Only times he will get jealous is if you are talking to others for too long or even when you are spending too much time on your hobbies (“but scumpa, why can't we do it together?” Or “What does that person have that I don't?”)

He will usually hold your hand when you are talking with others when he feels his jealousy kicking in or has a hand on your lower back (hold up…. according to google Stefan is 5’3 [1.6 m], ha another short king, love that for him also 😂, there's nothing wrong with being short, im 4’11 [1.49 m] 🙃)

He does not throw fits like Vladimir, he’s quite the opposite, he will tell you if he feels jealous 

Same with Vladmir, you will reassure him you only love him and won't leave him until death tears you apart 

[carmillas-vampiric-rage]

Random Bi-Han Headcanons MK1

this man has consumed my thoughts omfg i tried to fight it why am i always shocked when this happens

anyway, here's like a random selection of headcanons i have about this little bitch

warnings: none. my tomfoolery. bi-han being a gay loser.

bi-han x black biracial reader (gn)

he nearly cried when kung lao sliced him with that round blade (he did). boy was legit so upset and surprised he managed to get that blow in despite him being GRANDMASTER and kung lao being INCOMPETENT. picture that scrunch face you make when you trying not to cry and you keep blinking and your eyes burning- that's what he did (canon event)

he is the definition of Mean and Angry Bisexual™. boy is what i like to call a homophobic homosexual. he notices a hot dude or nonbinary person and immediately looks away and says via voice over "no. that is gay."

saw this on another random bi-han headcanon post and i absolutely agree: bi-han loves women of color. i think he primarily dates woc too hehe. let's say hypothetically he hates white people because of tomas. i didn't say that you did. we love tomas in this house btw. and like that same headcanon post; he has a preference for black and black biracial folks. i do not take criticism hehe. this is canon and a fact (he's dating me after all)

absolutely loves when you wear your hair naturally, in any style, he loves when you embrace your culture and family history. he'd never mention or talk about your hair to you, as it seems rude and disrespectful to him, but he thinks it. and he also thinks whenever you wear your hair in a full afro, he's never seen anyone so beautiful. each and every time it astounds him that he's still awestruck.

big cuddler. idc what anyone says, he loves to cuddle. he's literally the most clingy lil guy. after finally finding his person and being able to be vulnerable for the first time since his mother died, he just melts, and becomes inseparable from you. after a hard day, or when he's enraged (a rare occurrence), nothing calms his mind down or relaxes his tense muscles like wrapping an arm around you and pulling you flush to him, your back to him as you sleep soundly. he listens to your soft breathing (or snoring lets be real) and tries to calm himself from the day's frustrations. if you awaken from his entrance, and unsurprising cuddles, you'll touch his hand and squeeze, snuggling closer to him -as if he's not already melted into your skin- and smile as he kisses your jawline and the back of your neck. most of the time, you'll turn over to him, his arm not removing from your waist, and grab his face, kissing his face and lips. the two of you will remain as close, foreheads resting against the other, sometimes talking, sometimes enjoying the sweet silence until you both fall asleep.

like so many others have stated; he was way closer with his mother than his father. when he was a child, being around her was the only time he could actually put his guard down, and be vulnerable. she would protect him. spending time with his mother, were some of the few times he would laugh or smile, as she told him funny stories from her childhood, or tickle him to get a confession out of him, if he'd been the one to steal the last cookie. she was his everything. his closest person. his best friend besides his brothers. and her death broke him. he closed off even more than he already did, vowing never to let anyone besides his mother see his unguarded side. but if he was being honest -and not constantly pushing the thought from his mind- he broke down the night she died, sobbing uncontrollably alone in his room as he clung to the soft baby blue sweater she always wore.

I don't care what anyone says, I don't care what we see in the game or if official heights come out... bi-han is s h o r t. my headcanon is 5'9. that may seem short for him but he just radiates 5'9 energy i do not take criticism. my man is stout so it only makes sense that he a short king.

bi-han used to be inseparable from his brothers when they were kids, their father taking in tomas at such a young age, bi-han always remembers him being there. there isn't a single memory from his childhood that both his brothers aren't in. he'd never tell either kuai liang or tomas, but he cherishes those memories of when they were kids, when they'd play outside every single day, look for creepy and interesting bugs, practice combat, aka, someone ended up with a black eye and sobbing. whenever those memories pop into his head, his permanent frown softens a bit, though he tries not to let anything show on his face. part of him does wish he could be close to them like they were as kids, but he's too stubborn and full of himself to actually try and repair the relationship he's mostly stilted over the years.

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just a few super random headcanons of my babygirl. may come back to some of these or write another part if i think of more. feel free to add onto these i crave bi-han headcanons!!!!!!!

[leggerefiore]

Le project is finished!

I explained it to you in chat, but for everyone else here, let me explain. To find everyone else's estimated height when we only have a canon height for Volo, (6ft3 or 75 inches) I needed to know how many pixels tall he was. Hair has volume and isn't completely flat (esp anime hair) nor do hats fit completely snug on the dome of the skull. So I allocated space for that on each model. To find where the top of the head actually was, I reverse constructed the heads like I was drawing something, veeerrrrry fancy way of saying I drew two circles.

Once as I did Volo's, I zoomed in super close in Clip Studio with a guide, noting where the floor hit on the ruler, as well as where the top of the upper circle representing his skull hit. I then subtracted the floor number from the skull number to get his height in pixels. Then I had to do a lil math because I needed to know how many pixel would proportionally read as 1 inch. To do so, I divided Volo's height in pixels by 75, and it gave me a number just above 6.1; this is the ratio I used to figure everyone else out.

We decided to try to get Cyrus's height as well, and I bumped into my first issue, I couldn't just shrink Cy down and use the same ratio because the camera angle was different. Also, I couldn't just stitch the images together because without knowing down to the pixel, where Cyrus's head hit on Volo, the previous ratio would give an inaccurate result. I found this out the hard way and got this funny shit:

Alas, I requested another image, this time with Volo standing beside Cyrus, for the sake of me being able to create a new ratio. We went ahead and added a few more characters for fun. That's when I realized I had made a massive mistake in the first set of calculations: the modeler already shows me where the floor is and everyone was already lined up on that axis. A redo of the first set of calculations was in order.

I got it fixed and here's the images:

I did go ahead and round everyone to the nearest whole inch. The results are: Volo 6'3, Cyrus 6'0, Ingo 5'10 (slightly rounded down), Cynthia 5'10 with heels (slightly rounded up), Grimsley 5'8, Nanu 5'7, Rika and Saturn at 5'5, Mars 5'2 with heels (thanks to the camera angle I was able to calculate the height of her heels - just over 2 inches, meaning she's roughly 5ft even without them).

Enjoy!

Alpha Cyrus standing lordly over Volo, who has yet to meet someone taller than him and is bewildered. Also, alpha encounter music playing the in background and giving him flashbacks.

My joke about Cyrus standing just under 6' feet is defrated, but I am happy I got the number so close at a random guess. Ingo's height is nerfed... My train man never stood above the line 😭... Emmet, of course, is the same height. Assuming Cynthia's heels are around the same height as Mars, she's at 5'8" (Grim territory), but I think they're actually a little shorter than Mars's own, so probably 5'9".

Grimsley isn't the shortest king, but his height does suit him. I'm going to blame Nanu's height on his bad posture. The true short king is Saturn... He deserves a crown. Rika's height wasn't so unexpected after seeing her around the taller characters. I'm a little sad she's a bit shorter than I thought, but she's still taller than me lol. Tiny Mars being an entire foot shorter than Cyrus. She's looking up to him in more than one way.

Thanks for doing all this madness to satiate my curiosity!

[the-metamorphasis]

"What? I have to do this...?"

"𝘔𝘺… 𝘯𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘍𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘻 𝘒𝘢𝘧𝘬𝘢. 𝘐'𝘮 𝘢 𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘗𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘔𝘢𝘧𝘪𝘢.

𝘐 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘰 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘮𝘦. 𝘗𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘥𝘰. 𝘐𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰, 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩, 𝘐 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘦 𝘐 𝘸𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘮𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘪𝘵 𝘶𝘱…"

[OOC: My BSD OC, Franz Kafka!!

Name: Franz Kafka

Age: 31

Blood type: O

Birthday: June 3rd

Height: 5'9

Pronouns: He/him

Likes: All things ugly and disgusting, mango juice, money

Dislikes: Himself, overworking, nosey people

Ability: The Metamorphasis

His ability, The Metamorphasis, makes cockroaches follow him around constantly. They give him information and come in large numbers.

Pointing out the cockroaches at any time could make them follow you instead, so people have learned not to talk about the bugs. If you mention them, do not worry, Kafka can deactivate that (if he wants to).

However, the roaches cannot do any actual physical harm, even if they follow a victim. They're moreso doing mental damage. Also, killing the cockroaches is possible. Just try smooshing them if you can.

TL;DR: Cockroaches are his little spies that you can't mention, or they'll follow you.

Rules ;

NSFW directed toward the character is fine, but not toward mod.

The only NSFW allowed is in a joking\silly way. I will not be writing nor participating in serious explicit stuff.

If you don't like the character, no need to be a bitch about it.

Anyone can interact. OC's, characters from the lightnovels, even crossovers are allowed.

Being flirtatious with the character is fine since I honestly find it funny

Mod is @kijimha\@casinoownersigma.

He\him for mod. They\them is somewhat fine, too.

[FACTS] + [BACKSTORY] + [ROACH NAMES]

[erika111111]

I don't really like the heights of the characters in Until Dawn. I always picture them as the heights of the actual actors. Especially because in-game they're very inconsistent anyway, which I don't quite understand because the character models should never change size, so maybe it has to do with the positioning or angles... But regardless, seeing Hayden Panettiere as extremely tall and Brett Dalton as extremely short is just ridiculous.

If I remember correctly, the heights, according to their actors, should be... Sam - 5'2", Jess/Ashley - 5'4" (or 5'5"), Emily - 5'7", Matt/Josh/Hannah/Beth - 5'8", Chris - 5'9", Mike - 6'2".

And that's much better to me; I'd just make Matt and Chris 5'11" instead so the guys have a better height ratio, and also so Emily doesn't start towering over big Matt. Sam and Josh need to be short, they're honestly great as the short ones/duo of the group. Maybe you could make Ashley a little shorter than Jess, like Ashley 5'4" and Jess 5'5"; the heights there are shaky anyway and Jess gives tall model vibes too. Also, Hannah and Beth's are the only ACTUALLY confirmed heights in the game (asterisk), so they're tall and it's also kind of funny they're the same height as their brother too.

Also, Dr. Hill would be 6'2". I unfortunately can't find anything for Jack so I'll do more research on that. As for that asterisk, the wanted poster in the game shows that Victor is also 6'2", he just never actually appears in the game himself.

[stars-tonight]

hello !

i'd like to request a long romantic male matchup. i am a female and go by she/her.

my ideal partner would just have to be understanding, trustworthy, reliable and honest. someone who would be both my friend and lover at the same time. someone who would cuddle me when i've had a bad day, someone who would reassure me if i ever felt bad about myself- doesn't matter whether it's done with words or actions. i'd also prefer if he was taller than me (5'8''ft/172cm).

i am introverted and might come off as reserved and composed at first, but once you get to know me i'm pretty friendly, honest, caring and funny. i don't reach out to people much or start conversations, but i'm down to go out with my friends every once in a while.

my hobbies are playing volleyball (i play as a setter) and video games, listening to music, walking and digital art.

my giving love language is most likely acts of service and receiving either physical touch or quality time.

i don't really have an ideal date- amusement parks, fancy restaurants, chilling at home, it doesn't really matter. the only thing is that i want to actually spend time with and get to know him during our date, so going to the movies or something would rather be a no, since our attention would be on the movie not each other (hopefully i explained that well enough).

my mbti type is isfj-t (introverted, observant, feeling, judging, turbulent).

getting a little bit more serious, i was diagnosed with anorexia and anxiety a few months ago. i'm a self-conscious, overachieving perfectionist, meaning that if i slip up even once, i feel like a failure (my biggest fear is failing and not meeting expectations). that's why i want someone who would comfort me.

back to happier topics, i like true crime podcasts (and cryptic killers/murder mystery case file games). i also spend hours just browsing through different e-stores for clothes, interesting snacks and skincare.

if there's anything else you might wanna know then let me know.

thank you !

headcanons

🥛 akaashi checks off your ideal partner list really well

🥛 he'd definitely always be there for you when you need it, whether it's with encouraging words or a hug

🥛 i believe akaashi is nearing six foot, or 183 centimeters

🥛 which is lowkey crazy bc how tf is he that tall

🥛 like there's no way he's that tall yknow?

🥛 man is 5'9 on a good day (in my head, not according to the actual canon lol but that's still insane)

🥛 it's so cool that you're also a setter because you can talk about plays together and just relate to each other sm more

🥛 akaashi also definitely prioritizes getting to know his partner on a date

🥛 although i think he'd like quieter dates more, like a walk or stargazing or an at-home date

🥛 he'd be down for an amusement park date as well, but his battery would just run out sooner lol and i feel like he wouldn't be a big fan of how loud or crowded the place is

🥛 he would definitely take you out to a fancy restaurant and get all dressed up for it in a suit and tie (which he pulls off SO well, btw)

🥛 akaashi is also really hard on himself and is an overthinker

🥛 so you two would be able to help each other when either of you are feeling down

🥛 he just screams warmth and comfort and he'd always be there for you with a big hug or a homemade meal

🥛 he's the type to leave love letters or love notes throughout the house for you to find when you're having a bad day

🥛 but he also has a big tendency to overthink so he'd need a partner who could be there for him too

runner up for you was sawamura daichi!

A/N: hi! i was uncharacteristically productive today so i got to pretty much all the matchup asks in my inbox, including yours! hope you liked it :) i hope you're taking care of yourself and feeling better 🫶

[dballzposting]

HI i had a horrible dragon ball thought and thought i should send it to you because i haven't done that in a long time :(

love stumbling across screenshots that remind me that akira toriyama doesn't give a shit about canonical heights EVER and just says numbers when asked and doesn't follow said numbers.

Like i was taking a peep at the manga because i want to learn how to replicate the art style (my most serious art has already been damaged by the dragon balls i draw and i say it like... damaged. but i don't mean that i think thats a good thing because thats what i want) and i find these bits from the 23rd tenkaichi budokai where Yamcha (6'0") and Tien (6'2") are both like a head taller than Goku (5'9") which... no they aren't lol. but it's fun to think that they are so I'll incorporate that into my belief system regardless.

And i also found this one picture from the end of the anime (equally inaccurate about numbers which i find delightful. i am incredibly amused by this.) where Goten (??) is like also a head shorter than Trunks (5'7"? probably, that's how tall future him was at that age idk man who fucking knows. not me.) which would probably put Goten at like... Vegeta height in terms of dragon ball inaccuracies because 17 year old Future Trunks was depicted as being considerably taller than his father in canon.

And that's generally insane because as far as i'm aware Goten is usually depicted to be vaguely taller than Trunks when they grow up to what should be their full heights in fan works? which is fair because Trunks is REALLY doing his best with what he has (Vegeta dna)

Also about Trunk's height- future Trunks (malnourished by saiyan standards... and probably earthling standards too) is really only 5 cm shorter than Goku?? which is not even much actually, Future Trunks is about as tall as LIONEL MESSI which, sure I'm Argentinian and that's my like referent for short men sue me... but that's hilarious because Goku is only 5 cm taller than that like what. and adult Gohan is only 6 cm taller than that! because he's only a single fucking centimeter taller than Goku! why is he only a fucking centimeter taller than his father. who even cares about that. him? probably not.

Also to expand onto the Vegeta Height Goten thing, that'd be so funny personally because i feel like the second neurotic ass SON OF VEGETA Trunks notices this he would tear his own hair out, i think he would resent that fact with everything he had. i don't even quite know why he would hate it yet, but i do know that he wouldn't be a fan of it.

But of course none of this fucking matters. because akira toriyama is a bitchass motherfucker and if i had a wife he would piss on her.

-Yui7 after getting back from talking about Dragon ball and how much he misses Goku for like a half a day.

Hi I forgot about this ask and it has sat in my inbox for 9 slutty slutty days.

IT'S TRUE!!!!!! THE HEIGHTS ARE A MESS!!!!!!

To be fair it must be hard to give a shit when you're depicting multiple characters in complex scenes and poses and angles all of the time.

BUT THEN WHY TRY TO DISCLOSE NUMBERS AT ALL !??!?!??!

I get the impression that he just draws characters as they feel. Even though Goku went through a growth spurt before the 23rd tenkaichi budokai, he's still younger than the others and he's still always been an aspiring young shoot, so Tenshinhan and Yamucha still need to be taller (and therefore more mature) than him.

That's why Vegeta steadily got taller as he gained wisdom and muscle mass.... he had to look more important.

Goten is kept shorter than Trunks consistently, except in GT I feel like they're allowed to be on-par. But they're both definitely taller than Vegeta I mean come on.

If the real meaning comes from visual impressions then I'll be on record as saying that watching Future Trunks on-screen you definitely see one TALL STACK of fresh organic non-GMO free-range Super Saiyan BEEF. Perhaps he should be shorter like his father. But when have animes cared about genetics

Trunks is always a tall bitch and Goku is always so tall and Gohan is always so tall and Goten even is so tall. They're all so tall. And then they keep making Vegeta taller too.

Krillin just has no chance

[ursaspecter]

Some Charles headcanons because I feel like giving him some love :]

His father escaped the south and met his mother somewhere around Montana. His mother was from the Blackfoot tribe. When Charles was around 4 or 5, he and his parents moved to Canada to get out of a dangerous situation with the US Army.

Everything he knows about hunting was taught to him from his father, and he was around 8 when he started going with him on hunting trips.

His mother taught him more about which plants are okay to eat and which are good for medicines and how to make his own materials instead of paying someone else to. Teaching how to darn holes in his clothes and sew seams back together.

He was 10 when his mother was taken away, and both he and his father took it hard. His father used alcohol to cope with depression and was a sad drunk. By 13, Charles couldn't take it anymore and left in search of his mother. His line of thinking being that his mother being gone was what made his father an alcoholic, so if he gets his mother back, everything will be okay again.

He drifts from place to place, staying out of major towns unless absolutely necessary. Runs with a few smaller gangs but only for a few days or a week at a time. Just to have someone to watch his back. He's just a kid, he's not gonna rat on anyone.

He meets the Van Der Linde gang November of 1898 after saving Lenny from a snake bite. He sticks around because they seem like an alright group, and Dutch's belief in his own cause is admirable (though I think at this point Micah is already here as one of the newer members, so this really is the beginning of the beginning of the end oof)

After the epilogue, he's back to drifting from place to place again, but eventually does meet someone to settle down with. Not a romantic relationship but a queerplatonic one :) They get a little plot of land together somewhere in Canada and live a simple quiet life

And now for some little headcanons that are more for extra flavor :]

His birthday is February 10, 1867 making him 32 for the events of Red Dead 2 (honestly I think it's a crime that r* didn't give us specific birth dates for everyone. smh)

He is 5'9"

He has thick curly hair. About a 3B or 3C texture. I know his in game model has smooth wavy hair, but sometimes the game is wrong. Hope this helps!

I know this is a popular one, but autistic Charles is so real to me

Uhh he's also gay and demisexual sorry for making all my blorbos aspec in some way (I'm not sorry. These are my headcanons I make the rules)

He is deceptively ticklish, but anyone who tries to test that is in for a broken wrist.

He's a cat person big time. Post-epilogue he gets a little tortoise shell cat he rescued as a kitten.

He's a baritone but can hit the tenor range if he really tries. His singing is smooth as river rocks.

Spending a lot of time alone with his thoughts, he's bound to come up some pretty out-there ideas. He would very much ask Arthur if he would still love him if he were a worm.

He's an amazing cook, but cannot follow a recipe for shit. He just does what feels right. Do NOT ask him to bake.

He doesn't really laugh much. Most of the time he just exhales through his nose. Unless he finds something REALLY funny, then he laughs so hard he's in tears and can't catch his breath. There is no in between.

I think for my modern au I'm gonna make him a hockey player. Just cuz.

[lu-twilight-is-best-boy]

Modern AU Part 2!

So remember how in part one I mentioned that there is a North and South Hyrule Field and that I have a couple of OC's(original characters) that I am throwing into the Modern AU well I'm going to talk about that and all the others that are in the AU in a bit

But to start Heights Ages and Names first let's do the names, yes names, so like obviously names like Time, Twilight, Legend those are all nicknames do they respond to them yes because their nicknames and everyone that has a nickname responds to a nickname but here is my personal opinion on what everyone's names actually are and this only applies to the chain not the zeldas now moving on

Time: his real name is Tony, yes Tony I actually sit around thinking about it for a while and for some reason it just fits to me, so this makes his actually full name Tony Thymons yes Thymons is his last name....... I think it's funny

Twilight: Travis, this boy was born and grew up in the country even before he was adopted by Time and Malon, and I will not accept him being named anything that is not a name you would typically find in the country

Warriors: Max, idk he just looks like a max to me also he reminds me a little bit of a character named Max from the original Beyblade series

Wild: oh my gosh I spent more time thinking about what this boy's name would be than I did Time's, and honestly it took me quite a bit but after thinking it over I decided Chase was a very good name for him

Sky: Sam, Sam is a simple easy name and I just feel like simple and easy fits Sky so well

Four: this was another one that was tough to decide on but after re-reading Linked Universe all the way up to the latest update my mind decided that Victor suited him so yeah

Wind: for this AU I have a personal little thing where I imagine that his grandpa was a sailor named Jack and that he is named after his grandpa so his name is Jack

Legend: Jason, I just feel like the name Jason fits him so well

Hyrule: Joey, I don't know he just looks like a Joey to me

Okay so now Ages and Heights, for the ages and the Heights I'm actually going to include Fable, Flora and Aryll because why not

Time: 38 to 43, and I'm going to say he's anywhere from 6'5 to 6'7 because this man is tall I mean we've all seen him stand next to the rest of the chain he makes literally all of them look small

Twilight: he's about 22 to 23 and this boy is also tall not as tall as Time but still in the over 6 ft range but he's probably 6'2 or 6'3 because we see that he's at least a good 3 or 4 maybe 5 inches shorter then Time is

Warriors: 21 to 22 this boy is 6 ft even and thank hylia for that because everyone else in the house thinks that there's too many tall people

Sky: 23 to 24 and he is either 5'10 or 5'11 either way he's not that much shorter than Warriors

Wild: 17 he has one more year until graduation and he will not let anyone forget this, he's 5'8

Hyrule: 19 to 20, he's either 5'7 Or 5'9 and that's only because I can't decide if he should be shorter then Wild or taller than him

Legend: 20 to 21, he is 5'5, also his height might be partially me projecting on to him since he's one of my favorites and I am also 5'5

Wind: 13 to 14, 5'2 or 5'3 and still growing

Four: 18 to 19 and he is 5 ft even

Fable: 20 to 21, she is 5'4 and a half like seriously she is barely barely shorter than Legend

Flora: 17 like Wild she also does not let anyone forget she has one more year until she graduates, she's 5'9 yes she is taller than Wild buy one inch but she is still taller than him and whenever he annoys her she annoys him back by reminding him of this

Aryll: 6 to 7, she is 4'1, but she's also really energetic so it makes up for it

Now moving on to more important things

North Hyrule Field High and South Hyrule Field High have a competition going on between the two schools this means competing against each other in everything from basketball to cheerleading and let's not forget the great Romeo Juliet off of 2001 (Malon was Juliet and Time was Romeo for South Hyrule Field High)

Of course this makes for some very interesting things like Twilight actually met Midna because he had to go to a basketball game because Warriors plays basketball and no one can tell me different and Midna was actually drug there by a friend of hers and the two started talking and then found out that they were from two different schools Twilight from South Hyrule High and Midna from North Hyrule High, and yes Midna and Twilight are dating no one knows how it happened but it happened

Also North Hyrule Field University and South Hyrule Field University are just as bad about competing with each other as the high schools are

Sky's girlfriend Sun(his Zelda) attends North Hyrule Field University, while Sky attends South Hyrule Field University he is both okay and not okay with this he picked the university that was closest to his family but at the same time he really wishes he was going to the same University as his girlfriend because he really loves her and wishes they could spend more time together even though they study together and work together and she spends so much time at Lon-Lon Ranch that people are starting to think that Sun lives there

Anyways the ones that I live in and attend either school or university in South Hyrule Field are as follows

(Obviously Time and Malon live in South Hyrule Field since that's where Lon-Lon Ranch is and Time is the sheriff of South Hyrule Field so won't be counting them on this list)

Okay so we're going to start with the chain and the girls or as I like to call them "Time and Malon's cluster of Chaos Gremlins" okay so from oldest to youngest let's go

Sky: despite attending University for a while he doesn't actually have and set major or minor he's like one of those University students that's basically taking classes for a little bit of everything

Twilight: he's majoring in agriculture yep the dude that lives on a ranch and does farm work EVERYDAY is majoring in agriculture, however one of his miners is architecture

Warriors: got into University on basketball scholarships but is studying and majoring in theater/drama/acting

Legend: he's studying music, mythology and weapons yes weapons like weapons throughout history he's studying that I feel like we should all be concerned

Fable: girl is majoring in both history and mythology, and Legend always makes sure to sit on the far side of the room away from her

Hyrule: he is studying to become a doctor and no one can convince me otherwise

Four: he's studying history, philosophy and hylian( you know how we have English class it's like that) but he's only majoring in history and philosophy

Wild: he is still in high school with one more year until he graduates and he is looking forward to that last year

Flora: also in high school and looking forward to graduating since there's only a year left until her and Wild do but she's excited to graduate and go to college Wild just wants out of high school

Wind: middle school but wishes he was in high school despite all of his older siblings telling him it's not as great as he thinks it will be

Aryll: Elementary School she enjoys it she has friends and she is still talking about the trip to the zoo that trip was 3 months ago

Now on to the other people

Sheik(Time's Zelda): has extremely good music knowledge especially when it comes to instruments and singing literally could have been a music teacher but instead is a fighting instructor who owns thier own gym oh and they use she/they pronouns, also they're like one of Time's best friends

Minnie(Four's Zelda): also before anyone says I'm calling her Minnie because of the Minish Cap no your wrong I'm calling her Minnie after Minnie Mouse anyways she's attending South Hyrule University and is majoring in philosophy and hylian alongside Four

Tetra(Wind's Zelda): she has played everything from football to baseball to basketball she likes Sports, her and Wind have been friends since kindergarten and obviously in Middle School

Artemis(Warriors Zelda): she is majoring in science and art but she's also on the University's baseball team and she's possibly in love with Warriors no one can really tell

Mipha: friends with Flora and Wild also in high school and is one year away from graduating she is captain of the swim team also she has a crush on Wild but hasn't confessed to him yet Flora has told her she definitely should though

Okay so now I'm going to talk about the two OC's that I have in this AU and then we will move on to the people that are in North Hyrule Field

Okay so my OC's are Revia and Romi

Revia is Romi's mom and she owns like the best store in town because her store is not just a hardware store and a farm supply store like where you can get feed for your livestock and everything(think like a mixture between Home Depot and Tractor Supply) it is also a clothing store and it always has the most up-to-date fashion as well as some fashion choices from like back in the day, everyone loves to shop there Twilight also works there so does Hyrule, Flora and Legend

Romi is as previously mentioned Revia's daughter she's 21 to 22 about 5'9 or 5'10, and she's attending South Hyrule Field University she's studying the "Fine Arts" like filmography, photography, acting, costume design you name it she's most likely taking a class for it she also works at her mom's store and like Sky's girlfriend Sun, Romi spends so much time at Lon-Lon Ranch hanging out with her friends that people are starting to think that she lives there it doesn't help that she does spend the night sometimes (I might draw pictures of Revia and Romi later but idk)

Now on to North Hyrule Field

Revali: this dude has moved around so much also currently attending North Hyrule Field University before that he was attending South Hyrule Field High, he graduated a year before Wild, he's originally from Rito Town, but move to South Hyrule Field around high school and for some reason took an instant dislike to Wild as soon as they met no one knows why after graduation decide to go to North Hyrule Field University where he is currently living in a dorm Hylia I feel sorry for his roommates

Sun: Sky's girlfriend, going to University for religious studies, also her and Sky have been a thing since like Middle School Sky might not be Time's Kid by Blood but he is following in his dad's footsteps, her and Sky text and call every minute they're apart unless they're in class but if they're not in class and they are not with each other they are to either texting or calling there is no in between

Ravio: Legend's friend that attends North Hyrule Field University, no one knows what he's majoring in but he does hang around the ranch a lot

Other people that live in other places in Hyrule that are in this AU

Llia: Twilight's best friend she was suspicious of Midna the entire time that Midna and Twilight were dating, she actually ended up developing a dislike towards midna because Midna moved away without telling Twilight and broke up with him before that but wouldn't tell him why(although Twilight insists that Midna must have had her reasons for what she did) once she was old enough which started in Middle School every summer she would get a job working at Lon-Lon Ranch this continued through high school and is still going on every summer she gets a job working at the ranch also possibly had a crush on Twilight at one point, she lives in Ordon Town which according to her isn't that very far of a drive from Ordon Town to South Hyrule Field Twilight thinks otherwise and that she should stop trying to make that trip at night

Saria: Time's childhood best friend who lives in Kokiri Town, and is actually ordained, she was the one that officiated Time and Malon's wedding, the cluster of chaos gremlins call her Aunt Saria

Urbosa: mayor of Gerudo town, she's also a licensed therapist she is also the best at getting gifts for people like she always knows what to get someone Flora calls her auntie

Riju: Urbosa's daughter who admires wild way too much like seriously someone please stop this kid from trying to act like him

And now that all that is out of the way on to more random stuff about the AU

Time and Malon own a van that is big enough for all of their kids and Wolfie plus any friends that those kids might want to bring along (*cough* Sun *cough*)

The older kids carpool to University like they all have their own trucks cars Etc but they will stand in front of their bedroom doors in the hallway at night after they get done eating dinner and doing any chores that might need done and discuss whose car are they taking to University tomorrow, also who carpools and who doesn't depends on who has work and who doesn't the ones that have work after University usually take a separate car than the ones that don't

Remember in part 1 when I said that time thought the puppy that was with Twilight was going to be a small dog....... yeah he actually regrets saying the words "oh come on how big could it actually get" because Wolfie is massive Twilight has a full size bed and that dog takes up most of it like you walk into Twilight's room to wake him up of a morning(on the extremely rare occasion when he sleeps in) and you can barely tell he's there because of how big Wolfie is

However Wolfie does not always sleep in Twilight's room or bed if one of the other kids has had a bad day then Wolfie sleeps in their room

Four, Sky and Aryll are the only ones that don't have to share a room with anyone

The ones that do have to share rooms are Warriors and Wind, Legend and Hyrule, Twilight and Wild, and of course Fable and Flora

Sky's the oldest so he does not have to share a room with anyone Four doesn't share room with anyone because he cannot sleep if he's in a room with other people

And because Aryll is the youngest she gets the room closest to Time and Malon also known as the room that no one else wanted to be in

Every single person in the house listens to different kinds of music you can walk up the stairs and every bedroom will be playing different music that's not even counting the fact that Malon in the kitchen is playing different music than what the kids are playing in their rooms (I'll talk more about the music thing in part 3 because oh boy do I have so many thoughts on what everyone listens to)

However on the flip side of that Time doesn't usually play or put on any music he usually just listens to whatever someone else is playing this man will listen to any kind of music really

Legend will only wear pants if it is cold however if you take him to the beach you can talk him into wearing swim trunks

Everyone was taught how to ride a horse on Epona, also everyone has their own horse including Twilight Twilight has a Epona the II

The only ones that actually likes taking care of the cucco's is Sky and Malon, Time will take care of them but he does not like to the others try to avoid it at all costs

Flora has on more than one occasion try to get at least one of her brother's to eat a live frog, none of them would she stopped when she eventually got in trouble, so she started putting them in their beds instead, but only when they annoyed her or made her mad

Fable makes up the best bedtime stories and no one can convince me otherwise

Twilight and Malon are the only ones with country/southern accents a lot of people in the town have trouble understanding them at times but the whole family understands understand what they say without any trouble

All of the kids actually love helping Malon in the kitchen but some are better at cooking and baking than others

All of them including Time can either sing dance or play musical instruments, and Malon loves how Lively the house is when they all decide to do this at the same time

All of the kids have asked Time to sing them to sleep at some point in while growing up, Aryll still asks him to so does Wind but that's a secret so don't tell anyone.

Okay so now it is time to wrap this up because I think this one might actually be longer than the last one I might be wrong but don't worry I am going to be making a part 3, also I'm going to try to get part 3 to be more storytelling or at least formatted in a similar way that part 1 was and I'll probably be making a lot more parts to follow after that one, anyways I hope everyone thinks that this one is okay

Oh and if you have any questions about the Modern AU or anything like that or any suggestions for it feel free to leave your suggestions or ask me questions

(@merriclo here's part 2! 😊 also I'm really glad that you liked part 1 I'm most likely going to make a lot more parts to this, if you want me to keep tagging you let me know I'd be happy to do so I'm just glad someone likes this little AU and thought I had in my head as much as I do)

Modern AU Part 1

[ayatoscupid]

🌸 the big xue yin post!

so i’ve mentioned my g*nshin oc, xue yin, a couple of times—but finally, here’s the post where i’ll basically infodump as much about him as i can!!! there will be a lot!!

for a bit of background info: i developed xue yin back in feb 2022 almost immediately after admitting i wanted to make a ship with yato lawl. but now he has grown into my most developed oc ever and i love him to bits and pieces.

i also f/o him romantically!! he means the world to me, my beautiful flower, so i hope you guys will like him too ♡ ok, let’s go!

Excerpt from Character Details:

Books on the illuminated beasts have mentioned The Wandering Adeptus: an adeptus bound by contract not to guard the people, but to travel and spread the culture of Liyue to the world. The adeptus takes on a graceful and masculine human form, with the antlers of a deer and locks as smooth as silk. He is considered one of the first exports of Liyue, having traded silk and perfume to nearby towns, introducing his people to the exchange of goods and culture.

“Hair as smooth as silk…” Passersby whisper, whenever Xue Yin walks past and carries the scent of expensive Liyuean perfume. “And as pink as flowers… with the antlers of a deer…”

Funny how well it all fits, doesn’t it?

INTRO + PERSONALITY: As secretive as a rose.

Xue Yin is an adeptus known as Silk Weaver, but currently he’s better known as the secretary to Kamisato Ayato. He’s been working with the Yashiro Commission for eight years, after being intrigued from a chance meeting with Ayato, who was one year into his duties as the new clan head.

He works directly alongside Ayato, whether it’s accompanying him in meetings or tending to work inside the headquarters. There are rumours abound as to how Xue Yin climbed so far up the ranks, but he pays no attention to these rumours, because the answer is simple and straightforward:

His loyalty towards his lord is unmatched.

He’s usually in stride with Ayato and has a mischievous streak of his own, which allows him to keep up with the cunning tricks Ayato always has up his sleeve. He strangely enjoys his work, and usually finds it amusing the creative ways Ayato and his usual fllow schemers (such as Miko) choose to execute their plans.

He has a bit of a no-nonsense caretaker personality though, and is stubborn enough to be able to convince Ayato from time to time to rest his head. He can be truly menacing to less friendly faces, though, smile tight-lipped and words icy as he tries his best to talk politely to sleazy politicians just to save face. Xue Yin doesn’t yield easily, not even to Ayato—it’s hard to fool a few-thousand year old into drinking Seagrass Milk.

But nonetheless, Xue Yin is a very sweet person. He adopts more of a big brother personality towards some of his friends (and his fellow illuminated beasts—Xiao and Ganyu can attest to this) and is always quick to remind those he cares about to take care of themselves. He tries to take care of himself despite his busy schedule, too. A man of nature, he likes to go on walks all around Inazuma, and taking care of the garden in the Yashiro Headquarters.

LOOKS: As smooth as silk.

(by my bffsie nero <3 and 白青)

Xue Yin’s illuminated beast form is a stag like Moon Carver, but he prefers to use a more humanoid form and appears as a tall adult man, his ears and antlers being the only allusions to his adeptus origins.

His hair is a dusty light pink, with bangs separated into three parts: two longer parts that frame his face and one between his eyes. His hair is long and straight, tied into a low ponytail that goes down to the middle of his back. His eyes are a more piercing, vibrant pink than his hair, and are slim and hooded with long lashes.

(i… had clothes for him but i wasn’t fully satisfied. i’ll get back to it later. 🥹)

Xue Yin stands at 180cm/5'9" tall, but if you include his antlers he’s much taller. (He wants you to include the antlers.) Overall, he gives off a more feminine-leaning style, and his colour palette is pink, blue and green.

BACKSTORY: As timeless as a glaze lily.

Xue Yin has been around for thousands of years, having already been working alongside Rex Lapis and his fellow adepti during the days of Guili Assembly. He was at the forefront of its trading culture, having developed a passion to share and spread, like an abundance of flowers in soil well taken care of. He’s most noted for the trade of silk from Silk Flowers, hence his namesake. His teachings are passed down in the Feiyun Commerce Guild to this day.

While he taught the people of the native flora, his older sister taught them of the fauna. Xue Yijun, known as Creation Lover, represented with Xue Yin the harmony between nature and its living beings.

That harmony he had called home in Guili Assembly would come to a screeching end during the Archon War.

Guizhong’s fall would lead to the first time Xue Yin sunk his hands into the dirt, staining them with mud and blood for years to come. He couldn’t simply stand still and watch the people suffer, nor watch the flowers wilt. He fought tooth and nail alongside Rex Lapis, almost losing himself in the heady throes of war. Xue Yin had lost too many of his friends in the wars, and he had almost lost the love he had for the flower fields he used to take care of.

Such as the adepti have a variety of forms, they have a variety of contracts signed for the prime Morax.

When the war was over and the last seat was claimed, and Liyue Harbor was growing into a haggard but promising state of slow recovery, Rex Lapis had a different contract for Xue Yin to sign. He had him sign a contract to wander—to bloom like a field of flowers, to spread the people’s culture across the newly found nations. And should Liyue need him once more, he shall heed their call and come back home.

Thus, Liyue Harbor bid farewell to its first export.

PRESENT: As fleeting as fallen petals.

After wandering for how many years, Xue Yin has finally decided to settle and rest his feet in Inazuma, now spending his days as secretary to the Yashiro Commissioner.

How he got there is a peculiar story.

Despite being a formidable adeptus, after a particularly horrible week on Narukami Island, Xue Yin was on his last legs. On one rainy night, he had collapsed in exhaustion right in front of the Yashiro Headquarters after running away from a persistent group of Treasure Hoarders. He woke up in a warm futon, greeted by Thoma serving him breakfast. Thoma told Xue Yin that Ayato found him outside the headquarters, and had him taken in.

Xue Yin ran into Ayato later that day on his way out and gave him his thanks. He noticed how tired Ayato looked, and became even more grateful that he still chose to take care of him.

Then around his travels in Inazuma City, Xue Yin heard whispers that the first death anniversary of the previous Kamisato clan head and his wife was a week away, and Ayato and Ayaka have been tirelessly preparing for the ceremonies. He heard nothing but whispers of pity and commiseration for the rest of the week. But when he managed to catch the ceremony, to his surprise, he saw nothing but determination in Ayato’s eyes. Xue Yin saw a headstrong adult, severely underestimated, without a guiding hand to help him with his responsibilities but with the passion to make it work.

Xue Yin knew then, that he would do anything to see him prosper and to prove it right that the Kamisato clan is not to be messed with.

…But what happens when in the final moments your people needed you, you failed to heed their call?

When news of Rex Lapis’ death hit the shores of Inazuma, Xue Yin felt powerless for the first time.

Due to the Sakoku Decree, he was stranded in Inazuma, unable to return home to Liyue and protect it when it needed him most.

What happens when you break your contract in the one moment you needed to uphold it?

And when your contract is over, what purpose do you still have to fulfill?

How do you depart from the duty you’ve held onto for thousands of years?

TRIVIA: As abundant as flowers, in well-loved soil.

🌸 : i have a kit for him!!! he’s a dendro catalyst, and a support unit that works best in bloom teams (haha *wink*). run him with ayato, thoma and flex ayaka to make the kamisato bloomline

🌸 : if it wasn’t obvious enough already, xue yin’s irl inspirations come from the silk routes/silk road!! it was a network of eurasian trading routes that played a significant role in establishing relations btwn all sorts of countries, especially china. xue yin was already associated with silk flowers before this connection, so u can imagine the eureka moment i had when i rmbed my high school history lessons LOL

🌸 : xue yin has a character story quest currently being written!!! it picks up where i left off in the present section; his “in-game” arc focuses on his dilemma from what happened during liyue arc, and how he comes to realise that he had already found his new purpose in the yashiro comm. the xueyato to-lovers fic focuses on this too. i love them

🌸 : yes yes, his arc is like ganyu’s, and it’s an overarching theme not only for the adepti and liyue, but for the entirety of genshin!! change and new beginnings is heavily written throughout the entire storyline, so i thought his arc should also incorporate that ;p also i always loved the irl implications of ganyu’s arc as someone who can relate (it’s a genshin retelling of the migrant experience!!) so i projected onto that a bit for xue yin too lawl

🌸 : yijun jiejie pretty. ill talk about her one day when ive developed her more but i need her and xue yin’s pretty deer genes god bless

🌸 : i have his character stories and his vision story written out! i may post them one day!! i’m kinda proud of those works so :) i just need to figure out how to format them

🌸 : uhhhh bgwhgbwhn. im gay. n i think xue yin n ayato should kiss. thats all!!! hope u had fun reading and if u got this far, thank u so much ^_^

[trashyslashers]

Oh gods I hope I don't bother and am not late for this! If I am, I'm so sorry! I'll give this a try!

Can you match me up with one of the DBD killers?

I am a 21 year old female. My sexuality is straight.

My height is 5'9. I'd say I'm more of a curvy and a bit thick shaped lady. My hair is over my shoulder ans I dyed it pastle pink. I also have a piercing on my cartilage. Dark brown eyes. I usually dress in darker clothing. I wouldn't consider myself goth but I'm mostly into a grunge alternative style. Though I mostly dress in an oversized dark hoodie and jeans so nothing special. I have many scars for many different reasons; One is over my eyelid and another dark scar on my thigh which they stand out a lot more than normal scars. I also always have black nails, either by painting them or getting them done. They're usually pointed and long.

Personality: I am mostly in introverted person. I'm not as social because I feel like I'd annoy people. My social battery is also limited. I have anxiety which also causes me to feel nervous around strangers or going out to places. Although I am a very talkative and I'd say funny gal. I mostly make sarcastic comments and joke about people if they're comfortable with it. I'm also at times courageous into trying to get put my comfort zone so I'd be more comfortable around other people. I am easily excitable and don't get offended easily. I take care of my friends and family before myself. I am also very patient with people and don't get annoyed easily. But when I'm angered I tend to keep it inside since I don't like to show my negative emotions to others. I like to say I'm kind and gentle to people I meet u til I get to know them so I won't offend them. Once I know the person well and their limits, I can be very outrageous and weird to be funny but only enough to not make them uncomfortable. Sometimes I even like to play small jokeful pranks on people. Although I also lie when I have a feeling it's needed. A very bad habit of mine.

Hobbies: I like watching specifically any horror and sci-fi movies. I also read books and spend my time coloring. I'm mostly interested into any sort of arts or crafts such as sculpting or theater/dancing. I do also like to make costumes of horror. I love to collect cute plushies and stickers. I am also a gamer playing any sort of game that peaks my interest (horror, survival, rpg, and games similar to Apex or CoD). I love to write stories. Not just fanfictions but anything that comes up in my dreams as well. I like to learn about animals as well.

I hope this is enough! Also thank you so much for this if you pick me and for your hard work as well! Have a good day! ❤️

I think Philip Ojomo | The Wraith would have a soft spot for you.

Philip finds it admirable how great your care and concern for others is; the gentleness and patience you display is something the world is incredibly, incredibly lacking in, and he cannot help but to have a soft spot for you once he knows you well enough.

Thinks your hair color is incredibly beautiful. One of his favorite things to do is run his fingers through your hair while the two of you are cuddled up together.

Absolutely understands the limited social battery thing; Philip is fairly introverted - though he does enjoy the company of those he cares for - and often spends time off by himself alone. He's very understanding about any time alone you may need (whether alone means alone with him, or alone alone).

He, maybe surprisingly, can be a very calming individual to be around. While he's silent, Phil can be very gentle when he wants to be, and he would be more than happy to be there to soothe you during moments where your anxiety is particularly bad. He's more than willing to help you step out of your comfort zone, however that may be.

Enjoys your outrageous, wild sense of humor! While he may not get every joke, Philip loves it when you're in a good mood and are playful; he isn't bothered by any teasing you may deal his way, and your well timed sarcasm is well received.

Philip, as we know, went through a lot in his life prior to being taken by the Entity, and as a result he, unfortunately, still carries and is full of that same rage he felt back then. You're one of very few people who can help ground him on particularly bad days. Not cure or fix it - but he'd never hurt you (outside of being forced to during trials, when push comes to shove, which even in those he does not enjoy), and is incredibly grateful to have a partner who extends patience and understanding his way.

Philip does not like lying; it goes hand in hand with betrayal to him, and he will make it as clear as day to you that you do not need to lie to him about anything. He is more understanding than you may think.

I can see Philip having a knack for certain styles of art, or at least appreciating them. His bell is often adorned with sigils painted on with soot during trials, and even if some may say they don't count as "art" technically, he does have a delicate hand when applying them. He'd be interested in seeing anything you make, and he would love it if you ever read to him any of the stories you've written!

[torturedgod]

cuties... i finally drew waylen (brown hair), nette's eccentric boyfriend. these two are rather strained, but tend to love eachother anyway. who... are they. im going to quickly blab about them if you don't mind.

waylen (last name birch) is 23, he's from the sorts of deep-south. he's loud and cocky and... arguably it makes him quite attractive, despite his chopped hair. nette, however, finds it rather endearing. waylen has muscle, yet, he rarely would say he's strong. which is only funny when you come to realize he very much so IS. during a bout in which his cockiness drives him to do something involving his body. he's not outrageously tall, yet he's definitely taller than nette; he is 5'9". he's perfectly average in a way nette adores. also he owns a baby goat called parsely. what... are baby goats called?

nette... so, nette is not at all his real name. his name is aloysius (last name weston. his birthname is abigail, it has never been legally changed.) he is 20 or so. marionette, where the nickname of "nette" comes from, is given to him due waylen thinking he looks like a puppet. although, it was never much of a compliment. nette is quiet and solemn, yet confident, be he's in the presence of someone he trusts. he's also got quite a bit of... love to give. blatantly he's really fucking lonely and has never been loved nor touched in a way like he has being with waylen. nette is afab and has been on hrt for a...good while, however he wouldn't particularly find comfort in identifying as a transgender man. this is only for one big reason: he doesn't feel the need to be described as transgender. he'd rather just be seen as him. who he is. he doesn't care and finds any label very uncomfortable. with that personal belief, there is nothing wrong with being outward and prideful of who you are. in turn, using any label you like. some people don't like labels. sorrrrrrry. anyway, nette is like 5'2" and has the body of a baby tree. but, somehow he's still got anger strength and its genuinely terrifying.

that's all for now, im sure i'll ramble more about these two soon. lately i've not had the energy to get up and use my pc and tablet to draw. so, i've been using autodesk on a rather outdated samsung tablet... hehe. i drew these two kissing because i think love is cute. and being able to express how two characters love eachother makes ME happy. to think i can cope with my own earth-shattering loneliness by drawing two, arguably problematic, gay men kissing could make me feel a little less dogass.

BYE ♡♡♡

this artwork on inst.

this artwork on twt.

[intrepidradish]

Media: Farscape

Year/my age: 2019/29

This one is going to be enormous. Cant' be helped.

What drew me to the media:

Sometime in 2017, the boyfriend, later husband, was watching a show called Farscape. We lived in a different states. He was really enjoying it, and I wasn't in the mindset to watch a show. I was trying to watch Star Trek the Next Generation and was failing miserably. He said I should watch Farscape instead, and I don't take show suggestions because I'm a stubborn jackass that likes to be an enigma. Classic Classic. Nothing has changed. I did not watch Farscape.

Fast forward two years, I'm in a pit of despair because I can't watch anymore Dr. Who. I finished the reboot material, don't want to go back to the earlier Whos and can't afford the Jodi Whittaker's on prime. I'm lightly sobbing (because I'm a lil baby) about needing a new show that is both funny, campy, and also trauma inducing. Once again the boyfriend is like "dude, watch Farscape." and I'm like "no, no. I'm not going to watch the muppets-in-space show."

We all know how this ends.

OKAY BUT SEASON 1! John Crichton! Aeryn Sun! The MAKEUP! The Props! The SETS! The Muppets!

I'm engaged, you know, I'm there watching.

I think early season John Crichton is yaknow... he's an arc type of a white guy in space. He was on top of the spaghetti on Earth being a cis straight guy, kind of a bro. He's got that solid mix vibe of both your quarterback from highschool but is smart enough to also be your biology tutor. He's got a heart of gold. He's going to stand up for the nerd getting the toilet swirly.

He's an arc type we see a LOT in science fiction, and the normal route for these kinds of dudes is they get in an unfamiliar environment and take over. Since I was worried that was going to be his trajectory, I was a little more skeptical of him from the start.

What is really refreshing about Farscape right out of the gate is that John Crichton is off kilter. He does not get in and take *anything* over. His unfamiliarity with the situation constantly is a disservice to himself and others despite trying to get on top of it, he can't. His heart of gold does win him a few friends though. Even though they all think he's nuts, which he is, and definitely is going to get crazier.

Anyway for the next 18 episodes, hour long apiece (its also crazy that seasons used to be 26 episodes, the 90s were blessed), I was happily invested in watching a man screw up a lot but also save the day. I love plots that revolve around a HUGE misunderstanding, because that's what motivates the plot for most of season 1.

What made me a fan:

Look, to defend myself here before we even get into it, I'm kind of a strange person. I look very 'cute woman', I'm dominantly tall for being only 5'9." I have blue eyes and dark hair, and weirdish teeth that makes a great smile. If you put me in a room with other people, I can be very charming. However, if you put me in sweats alone at home, I transform into a monster; a genderless, venomous freak that wants to eat raw meat, claw at dirt, and spit at people.

Inside, I am a freakish goblin person.

I've come to terms with this.*

(*she had, in fact, not come to terms with this in 2019)

I find it really funny that a lot of people are attracted to media because characters resonant with them. This very rarely happens to me. I can pick little bits of pieces of this character or that character that I like, but it's always me *liking* a character, not me relating to one. People generally don't put freakish goblin characters in shows. It's not like... a common character to make for a show, or book, or movie, or for anything for that matter.

Shocking to me, Farscape introduces a freakish goblin character late in season 1. Scorpius shows up.

'Neat' doesn't really cover it.

You know, it really is so nice to be represented for once in media. It really feels pretty great. Why yes, I am both that strange alien lizard man and why yes, I also want to rail him. That's the trans identity in a nutshell.

What did Hannibal Lector say to Clarice in Silence of the Lambs

"First, you have to covet. And how do you being to covet, Clarice?"

"You covet what you see everyday."

Right, I'm getting off track and poetic.

This is the first time I got interested in a media not for a ship but because of a single character. Scorpius is interesting enough on his own. He doesn't need someone to fix him or complete him. I want to take him in my hands, hold him, and then free him in every single animal enclosure just to watch what he does. And that *chef's kiss* is the perfect character, no ship needed.

Why do I like Scorpius?

I'm so glad you asked!

One. Look at him. He's a lizard man. He's got a weird bdsm outfit. He's got liquid latex pants, a codpiece, and an impish false tail (which doesn't get captured enough on video in the show's lighting). He's not ripped, he has a nice belly (belly.) He's got a cowl for fuck's sake. Also what's the deal with his gstring face mask? His gray pallor. His dark lips. His sharp teeth. But then they left his very human blue eyes. Love that. Apparently they thought about giving him lizard eye contacts and I'm so glad they didn't. He's great! He looks great. Moving on.

Two. He also has a great voice. I love creature actors! They have all this latex on their face, so their mobility for expression goes way down. But the greats always have fantastic voices. Doug Jones! Armin Shimmerman! Iggy pop (lols)! One of my fav things to do to introduce the character is send people the first torture scene, and Scorp has this liquid smooth, soft voice. LIKE SHUT UP. I'm sorry I'm a voice slut, but I am. He sounds great. He sounds like a ASMR whisper video that could put me to sleep.

Three. Harvey. Harvey is the head clone Scorpius put inside John Crichton. He's actually...more of my favorite... than Scorpius. (Ah!) Mostly because he's so fucking funny. And eventually, I got into the mind set that they are two sides of the same coin. That in order to understand Scorpius, you need to understand Harvey. And only when you sync the two, you get the whole man. Scorpius doesn't say a lot. Harvey says too much. You need both of them to understand.

Four. He's disabled. He has a genetic disorder. He suffers from chronic pain. If he gets too hot, he experiences excruciating pain. He's come up with a weird way to deal with it: a temperature suit and a giant cooling rod inserted in his brain. The cooling rod eventually craps out and he gets too hot again. His body regularly tries to kill him. It might be giving him brain damage.

Five. He is obsessed and stubborn and difficult and determined and willing to do anything. He has no allegiances (but he's also pretty nice to the people that work for him). He's motivated solely because he thinks it's the most efficient way to save the galaxy. (Don't worry, it's also a self-invested decision. He's still a bad boy.) Unfortunately, he thinks he'll need to commit genocide. He's wrong, but that makes him even better.

Six. He's smart, but not too smart. He makes mistakes. Season 3 is probably my favorite season, because that crushing finale. Lord.

Seven. He's a product of his upbringing, which was fucking shitty. He's ultimately an underdog. Ah! Yeah Season 3 Incubator! I honestly think Season 3 is the Scorpius season. It was the season they made him empathetic to the audience. He's a rape baby. He's a science experiment! He's not even a very good one. He's probably the only one that survived. He's alone in the universe. FUCKING ROUGH.

Eight. John Crichton will never forgive him. FUCK. This is one of my favorite plot points. Their entire relationship is just so shitty. John snuck into a Peacekeeper base as a Sebaccean. Scorpius, literally walking by him, knew he was lying, and captures him for torture to discover why he's breaking into a PK base. Because John is there for his then girlfriend, John tries to hide it. Quite separately, Scorpius see all his information about Wormholes, and is like 'huh that's a good way to destroy an entire race. tell me more.' Scorpius cares so little about John's stupid girlfriend, that she accidentally gets killed, and yaknow, being a smart dude, tags his catch and release with a clone brain chip. (As you do. It's completely understandable.) Unfortunately, the brain clone makes John go crazy for an entire season and kill his second girlfriend. JEEZ.

I might be misremembering things. I'm sort of on Scorpius's side at this point. It's been four years.

THE POINT IS. The entire thing is a HUGE MISUNDERSTANDING again. Like John doesn't have the info Scorpius wants out of the gate. Scorpius wasn't even supposed to be torturing him. It's shitty KISMET. They are on opposite sides for no reason! (it's almost star crossed lovers) Because of how John enjoys Harvey towards the end of their run, these two guys could've been friends. And that's a tragedy. To me. This person that watched a show and enjoyed it.

Nine. This guy looks like a KINKY FUCK and HE IS. I honestly thought when he first showed up they were going to neuter him. I'm too used to disney villains obviously. I was like 'oh...right, gimp man. he is going to be slowly deprived of every ounce of sex appeal like an orange in a juicer. they can't allow that thing to be sexy. it goes against the very integrity of expected normal television' BUT THEN THEY DIDN'T. He is every ounce the kinky fuck you want him to be the entire show. Including sucking blood off John's finger. Licking Meeklo Braca's face. Wearing a dog collar and drinking out of a bowl. Eating food weird. And literally having sex. He also moans when he's in pain. It all makes me feel pretty electric, and disgusted. I love it.

Ten. He wins. yup. 'nough said.

Have I written fanfiction for it? Why or why not?

You bet your ass I have. In the year of our lord 2019 having just been godsmacked by a character I strangely related to, I had to write some fanfiction. I was actually pretty confused about what I adored about Scorpius at the time. Since its a twenty year old fandom, I expected to uncover a treasure trove of other people already dealing with the same shit I was going through.

Like what's the deal with this hot lizard man? What kind of wicked sex he be having? What's his damage with John? How many different ways do they do the nasty to deal with their tension?

Surprisingly, the fandom did not deliver on these questions. Either, it was the 90s-00s and like...the nonbinary trans gay agenda wasn't really a concern for the founding show of a new tv network or a lot of the gay was lost in the fanfiction.net purge or the internet had changed just too damn much (forums didn't last 20 years).

Instead, I ran into a lot of fanfiction stories that didn't talk about his sexuality at all or made him into a huge rapist but didn't like...actually talk about rape or abuse or question any of that. I read the rape ones because I don't have a lot of options, but I was a bit irritated right. (Admittedly, I'm projecting on a weird lizard man, so I probably shouldn't get too bent out of shape about it. But I do. Meh.)

The first two stories I wrote, are definitely me trying to figure out something about my own sexuality vis a vis a weird lizard man. I entered with Harvey, because he was easier to grapple with.

Moments in Multitudes is just... so weird. But mind palaces are some of my favorite tropes.

Black Mirror was originally only 3 chapters long, but I expanded it when I was writing Far Horizon (the more plot driven story) because I was horny.

They are both weird stories. I think chapter 2 and 3 of Black Mirror are some of the best writing I did for the fandom. Too bad they are hidden in a no-touchy kink exploration of two characters that are the same person in a mental space. Ooooops.

Ultimately, I was writing for myself, and using a story to address my own approach to the monstrous.

I read this great article at the time.

It's a great article about identity and action. A person's identity has nothing to do with how they behave or how they are perceived.

But I also really liked this article's breakdown that desire and disgust live on the same spectrum. It's why men that claim to love women are also disgusted with their sexuality, bodies, and their sex.

I'm a cerebral person, so I needed more understanding of why Scorpius, a character that makes me a little wigged out, is something I'm also very attracted to. Fascinating stuff.

Around the time I was writing Scorpius like this, I also got a really wicked intense crush on a femme nonbinary person. Yay. Coming to terms with being bisexual. Thanks Scorp!

I don't have much to say about Far Horizon. It wasn't supposed to be horny, but some scenes don't leave a person alone. I sometimes think about taking out the masturbation scene, since the story can standalone without it. But meh.

Like I said before, I was writing for myself, and I very much enjoy rereading these stories.

Exceptional is one of my favorite stories I've written. It's very full circle of my exploration of Scorp. It's about his mom issues (but secretly) but it's also more about an OC than Scorp himself. I don't understand why people click this story but don't kudos it. It constantly makes me sad. Maybe it's too long. Maybe the sex scenes are too perverse. Maybe I humanized Scorp too much. Maybe the writing is actually bad. Maybe Natalia isn't likeable enough. I have no idea. I love this story though.

I think about scratching the serials off to try to market it, but without Scorp as an existing character in an existing universe, I don't think it works as well.

Opinion on the fandom:

Confusing! I found this show at the wrong time. The old guard is off living their lives. The young guard is like ten years younger than me. It's a very quiet fandom.

The best part is I found Iterations from posting on Ao3, and she supported me as a friend through the pandemic. She dragged my ass into predators (which I'll talk about shortly. It was awful lols) We collaborated on a predators story. We were writing partners for a year or two.

Getting blocked by an artist I really enjoyed was awful too. I don't think I've ever been blocked by someone I wanted to interact with before. It was the first time I was aware of being blocked in my entire existence on the internet!

It's strange because Farscape is SO HORNY. But I want to write the WRONG HORNY.

Like not a lot of people enjoyed Exceptional based on the kudos, but during the time I was taking over the Farscape tag for 26 consecutive weeks, there were SO MANY HORNY SCORPIUS STORIES. I like to think that my story inspired a lot of people. I have to go find it but the Daddy Scorp/Little John was WILD. Someone wrote about the scarran blood pact. We got the insane watersports story. We got the BUG SOUNDING DEAD DOVE. It was a fucking buffet of perverted Scorp stories.

And I remember someone in the midst of this buffet published an Aeryn/John and tagged it like *normal sex* not like all you *freaks*

I went and found it:

Iterations and I went off to giggle about this normcore fuck head trying to slow our roll. Like way to announce you're a boring prude to the public. Let us have our short lived fun.

The Farscape tag is uh more tame right now. People like short reads. Apparently, people still don't kudos. Meh. I don't get it. Sorry I'm horny, guys. I think its in the spirit of the show though.

Would I read again?

Yeah. I actually dig up Scorp stories all the time. It's the only thing I read though. I'm very narrowly focused.

[mickgaydolenz]

so I wanted to find a dream for you from when I had just got into the Monkees because when I become obsessed with something I always dream about it at first so here is a Monkeemare

I was in my room messing around with a needle and thread, and by messing around I mean just sewing random buttons to the knees of my pants, (just so you know this was before I shaved my head so I have long hair and bangs bleh) and I ran my fingers through my hair and ruffled my bangs because that was the only way I knew how to style it. then I heard somebody knock my door really gently and I said they could come in and Davy walked in all awkwardly and sat next to me on the floor and kept trying to grab my hand, to like, hold? but at this point in time I was a pansexual in denial and only thought I was a lesbian so I just kept casually moving my hand away from him (also I just don't generally find him very attractive) but he got a hold of my hand and...just..fkcing held it. I couldn't sew buttons to my pants. then he asked me why I kept ruining my pants and began ripping the buttons off and stuffing them in my pocket and told me it was time to go and I couldn't go out dressed like that anyways. so here we are in a car. I was driving for some reason. and he turned that radio on and it was the news talking about a shortage in overalls? I'm pretty sure they were talking about overalls or something like that. but Davy looked really worried and anxious about it so he turned it off. then he turned to me and said "its right crazy, it is. I think I might have to sell me house." and I just nodded, I wasn't even looking at him. then we got to this hotel and Davy ushered me in to a room and wrapped his arm around my waist but he's so short and I'm very tall (5'9 versus 5'3) so his arm was dropped over my ass and in the hotel room was Peter who was reading with some very big glasses on, but he only greeted Davy and gave me an awkward nod and went back to reading. then Davy pulled me to sit with him and he asked where Mike was and Peter said "Mike? Mike-ity Mike Mike. Mic. Microphone." then went back to reading. wtf. wtf. wtf. I didn't know what to do. I was sitting awkwardly while Davy was basically groping me and Peter rhymed. then someone knocked on the door but right after they knocked they came right in and it was a cleaning lady but she was in one of those short ones? you know the ones I'm talking about right? kinda skanky and they'd never actually wear that as a cleaning lady? and she giggled and skipped over to me and fcking KISSED ME?? now Dream Raya must be one serious lady killer because seriously I get so much attention from chicks in my dreams, but anywho, she kissed me(😏) and dusted a lamp and left. then Davy winked at me (I don't know if it was because this was pervert dream davy or because I just made out with a beautiful lady so interpret that as you will) and then Mike came out of the bathroom holding his hat and greeted davy but didn't acknowledge me :/ the both of them ignored me for what? then Peter clapped his book shut and tossed it on the bed and asked us if we were hungry, then he ordered something from room service and (finally) Mike started talking to me and acknowledging my existence, and started telling me about his new girlfriend who was a cleaning lady here. now obviously I knew what this meant, so I didn't tell him his girlfriend just came in here and made out with me. but, Davy had other plans. he sat up and began laughing and said "she made out with ye girl!!" and Mike stood up too, looking at me like he was gonna kill me, and I'm sure he would have. so I ran away, he chased me, I ran down the street, he kept yelling from behind me that he was, and I quote, "GONNA BEAT MY FUCKIN ASS WHEN HE CAUGHT ME" and his long nimble legs were a match for my unathletic-ness, and he caught up to me. grabbed me by my shoulders and fell to the ground with me. then began (weakly like it was so fcking funny how poorly he was hitting me it didn't even hurt) hitting me, but I pushed him away and kept running, all the while apologizing for kissing his girlfriend, then a car drove past me and offered me a ride. guess who it was. Mr. Babbit. this dream...yeah. yeah.

BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

ahahagahahahaahhahaagha fucking WOW!!!! okay, fuck, all of that was incredible but i fucking LOVE the conclusion of you running away from CHAPSTICK because you fucking MADE OUT WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND!!!!!

[batwing27]

Was tagged by @sp00ky-p00ky to do a 17 question answer so I'll do the best I can lol.

1. Nickname: well most of the ppl who know ne call me Zombie, or Undead, only cause I'll keep going even when exhausted lol

2. Birth sign: ♓ Pisces

3. Height: roughly between 5'8 to 5'9

4. Last thing I googled: where to find the last Gale Flame in the God of War ragnarok game, cause I've been playing that since it came out.

5. Song stuck in your head: The Smashing Pumpkins- Bullet with Butterfly Wings

6. Amount of sleep: anywhere from 1 hour too 16hours, and being up a day or three at a time soemtimes

7. No. Of followers: about 1200, but quite some aren't on here anymore

8. Lucky Number: 13

9. Dream Job: Well the obvious answer is Vampire or Necromnacer, but if it had to be based on reality wouldn't mind being a English teacher.

10. Wearing: Grey dbz shirt and black sweats

11. Movies/books that summarize me: ummm...Dracula Dead and Loving it, Nightmare on elm Street, that's for movies, books, maybe Girl of Nightmares, it's a fun book that I totally enjoy, and the main guy I can understand some of where he's going with things.

12. Favourite Song: The Birthday Massacre- Looking Glass

13. Favourite instrument: umm...dont have one lol, I can't play, but if it's listening to, I can definitely enjoy piano

14. Aesthetic: dark, morbid, funny, random, that about sums me up I guess

15. Favourite Author: Darren Shan

16. Favourite animal noise: not sure on this one, cats Meow, dogs happy sounds, birds in the woods

17. Random: I have no idea for random lolz, I guess, one of my fave actors is Christopher Lee cause my parents names me after him

So that's 17 things/questions answered, I'm supposed to also tag some ppl but I'll leave that to any of my mutuals who would like to do this