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tomdiddlyumptious · 4 years ago

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Hey! If your uncomfortable please ignore this ask, but i was wondering if you could write something similar to malcome & marie? Thank you! Happy belated birthday!

Thank you baby! I actually thought about this ask for a bit. As a community we do NOT support or want anything like that in our lives, okay?

But if you as a reader would be uncomfortable with reading this then do not.

this will be kinda very similar to the plot of malcome & marie sooo....

Pairings: Film creator!tom x used to be sex worker!reader

WE SUPPORT SEX WORKERS. YOU ARE GOLDEN😩🙌🏽

Summary: after a celebration its time for the downfall

Warnings: argueing, slut shamming, smut mentions. Drinking, smoking. Not proof read. TOXIC- suicide mention.

I hopw this is just as confusing as it was in the actual movie, cuz yeah. Pls dont be shy to say something about it. And tbh if it isnt that good to you i dont blame you, its currently 11:16 and i should be asleep.

You and tom walked in, a wide smile on his face as he danced around and shut the front door behind him. “Baby i did it!”

A faint smile played on your lips as you walked to the kitchen “yes you did, tom. You hungry?” You asked, opening the fridge as he went to go get a bottle of remy and two glasses, the rings shinning bright on his finger. “Yeah, can i have uh-“ he thought, stopping in his tracks and jerking his head as he couldnt think of anything.

“How about pancakes?” He randomly said and you chuckled “pancakes? Really?” “Of course! A sweet treat for a very sweet day” he walked up to the kitchen placing the glasses and the remy down.

You laughed again before taking out the pan, he also got to work by getting out the mix and the water while you got everything else. A cigarette in your mouth as tom helped light it while you mixed up the powder with the water.

“I never knew i could make it so far” he muttered, grabbing the remy and pouring it into the glass, tilting his head back and letting out a small moan from the sting in his throat. “You did a good job”

“Ya know, everyone is so judgemental, like i could walk around with my shoes untied and somebody would fucking give me a glare- or even what you call it. a stank eye” you nodded at his words letting him know you were listening, “but when i made that fucking movie i had all these women just- i cant even explain it” he shrugged, walking around the house with the glass in his hand, a wide smile on his face while you sighed and puffed out the smoke, the sizzle from the mix going on the buttered pan audible before he speaked again.

“They just kept on telling me how fucking talented i am, how i get women so fucking well. I mean goddamn im such a fucking genius” he edged on, cocky as he stomped his feet at his words,’ such, a, fucking, genius’

“Yes you are tommy” you looked down and seen the mix bubbling, taking the spatula and flipping the pancake, shifting and leaning on your right leg as your dominant hand sat on your hip, the other holding onto the cig.

“But it’s confusing. Any other time they would probably fucking- what do you call it” he snapped his fingers before taking a sip. “Aha! Fucking cancel me!” He pointed at the ceiling. “Why would they do that tommy” you lifted your eyebrow, “youre only writing a good story” you sighed, looking at the plates and rubbing a mark that was left on them.

“People now days do it just because....just because their bored- or even because they dont like them- BUT-“ he lifted his finger towards you “they have no reason to”

“Mhm, you should wait for the reviews” you took the cigarette and put it in the ash tray, taking the fire out before putting the pancake on the plate.

“They have to be good! I can make fucking millions off of this” he smiled, quickly walking over before chugging his drink.

“Yes...yes you can” “and then we could buy a fucking island, a boat and even a horse!” He laughed, amazed and he set down the glass before coming behind you, pressing kisses to your neck as he watched you put the batter on the pan again.

“What makes you want a horse?” “What makes you think about reviews?” And with that you shrugged “just because a few reporters and new york news writers like it doesnt mean that everyone will”

“Why are you being so negative? Goddamn you bring the worst out of everything y/n” he let you go, and you looked at him, giving him the famous eyes.

“The worst? How about you go fuck yourself” you said, aggressively grabbing the spatula to flip the pancake. “Go fuck myself? Whats your problem”

You stayed silent, wondering if you should just go outside and smoke another cigarette or hear him bitch and moan. “Y/n you have a problem every other fucking day. I try to talk to you but you dont. You rather talk shit and let it marinate” he rested his hands on his hips and starred at you while you bit your lip and put the pancake on the plate, grabbing the syrup you put the right amount for him before aggressively walking to the table and slamming it down.

Your heels clanking against the floor as you made your way to the bathroom. Leaving tom by his self as he let out a harsh sigh and rubbed his chin, thinking about what he should do before finally grabbing a fork to eat his breakfast.

“You know. You do the same shit every night- you curse me out then the next hour you wanna suck my dick or something” you starred at yourself in the mirror, biting the side of your cheek before you took of the heels, then coming back out.

“How dare you, thomas” you said harshly, walking back to him and watching him eat the pancakes. “How about you be fucking mature and stop eating”

“No. I dont wanna fight” he shrugged, cutting the pancakes fancy before he placed them in his mouth. “Your such a fucking bitch” your eyes squinted as you leaned forward.

His eyebrows raised and he cleared his throat “a bitch?” He let out a loud laugh, tilting his head before coming back “i think we both know whos the bitch here”

“What the fuck are you talking about?” “Oh you know exactly what im talking about” and with that your jaw basically droppped to the floor “why are you suprised?”

“Have you ever thought-“ you caught your words before repeating them “im the reason why youre gonna get millions, if i was never there for you. If you were never in my life youd still be in that house that you hated so fucking much” you walked closer.

“Trust me baby you were apart of it, but you sure as hell werent the main character” “then please-please tell me who else was doing sex for money?” You asked, and he didn’t answer, instead continued to eat the pancakes.

That made you more aggressive, quickly walking to the table and snatching the plate. “How dare you have to nerve to talk shit about me while you eat what i made you”

“Fuck you y/n” “no fuck you!” He dropped the fork, his face becoming a shade of red. “Im the reason why youre in this fucking house right now, im the reason why you have that fucking ring on your finger” you said, then put your fingers on your ring.

“Dont you fucking dare take off that 50,000 thousand ring y/n” “why shouldnt i?” “Because you love me dont you, darling?” that made you soften up a bit, taking your fingers off the ring as he smiled, telling you to come over. He sat you on his lap, taking the cigarette out of his jacket that youre wearing, grabbing the lighter from his pocket.

You put the cigarette in your mouth and he repeated the same action, lighting it for you. “I love you y/n”

“Mhm” you smiled, taking out the cigarette to press your lips on his and he rubbing your hips, the passion over the tension in the room. “Oh well i thought the movie was shit, i uh- couldnt help but think thats not how it ends” you teased with an old grandma accent and he laughed.

“Yeah i did to, how does man get with a prostitute and marry them” he teased back making you both laugh. “The movie felt so real, it reminded me of my friend miranda” you playfully said with a more younger high pitched voice.

And it went back and forth, laughs leaving both of your lips until he pushed the buttons “man she really was a thot” your eyebrows furrowed as he laughed to his self. “Man he really was desperate for a blow job” you said in your serious voice “man i wonder why he hooked up with such a thot”

“I didnt mean it like that-“ “fuck you” you got off his lap and walked back to the bathroom. “Here you go again y/n!” He shouted, and you turned back around.

“Your so fucking selfish” “we werent even talking about that-“ “no fuck you. All you do is say i-i-i” you yelled, words strong. He stood up agitated “you know what you wanna argue, lets argue”

“You gave up on me” “if i gave up on you why would i marry you” “our love was strong in the beginning and then you just-became you” you looked at him up and down.

“That was because i was in love with your body” he smiled “really? Why didnt you just leave me on the fucking street!” You yelled again, “because I thought you deserved better, maybe you should still be in that fucking old apartment with fucking big ass rats running through it, men twice your age fucking your loose ass whole”

“FUCK YOU” you shouted pointing at him “maybe i shouldve used that sloopy mouth of yours to stay on my dick so you could stay shutting up” “NO FUCK YOU THOMAS” and with that you walked away, into the room this time before tom followed behind you.

“Please leave me the fuck alone before i flip out on you, please just leave” “no”

“You know what. I feel like once you feel like you gave everything they wanted and more you expect them to stay with your sorry ass” “oh im not sorry. And thats not true” he shrugged, standing infront of the door as you sat on the bed. “Im so embarrassed to call you my husband” you shook your head.

“Why shouldnt i be embarrassed to call you my wife?” He shrugged again, leaning against the door looking at you. “If it werent for me you wouldn’t be as happy as you are now” “what makes you think im happy y/n! Im really not” “and you think i am?!” You looked up at him, getting up and walking to him but he continued to back up, until you both were in the open hallway with a table in the middle of it.

“I was never happy in the first place” you said, eyes starting to tear up. “Dont give me fucking alligators-“ “do you know how embarrassing it is for someone to tell you to get your own fucking ride home because you wanna fuck someone else?” You asked, your voice changed as you wiped under your eye, smuding the makeup.

“I had to ask Harrison to give me a ride home. I was scared tom” you sighed, shoulders becoming slump. “What if i ran into somebody i fucked? And they forced me to have sex with them again or else theyd report me to the police?” You asked, breaking down and falling to the floor while tom watched, guilt and shame all ocer his face as he leaned against the table.

“I watched you with my two own eyes make out with someone then the next day you asked me to ride you. But you wanna slut shame me for being broke and needing to survive, that broke me so much. And i did it” you choked “i gave consent everytime, brusied my knees from getting on them for you. Just to make you happy. I let you get full of yourself and now its all about you” you whispered and he came down to you, holding you and pressing kisses on your hair while you broke down more, hiding away from him. “You let me stay out there on Christmas day” a frown met on his lips, thinking back on the day and how you were probably reallty cold, he knew you couldnt stand it.

“And i gave consent to getting married to you, your such a hoe” he couldnt help but chuckle “no seriously your a hoe to feeds for attention” you made eye contact with him, and then you both broke into laughs, sniffels leaving your lips causally but easily ignored knowing you feel slightly better.

And with that you both beard his phone ding, well multiple dings. You told him to answer it, check it. And it was a review, he stood up and helped you up, walking to the livingroom before going over to grab the glasses and remy, pouring it in both cups you both took one.

“Alright, this is from whats her name....janice!” He said, sitting on the couch and you sat between his legs in the floor, sipping the drink. “Overall the movie was great. But there was a few things that werent right in my opinion-“

With that his eyebrows furrowed, you played with the carpet as you waited for him to continue, he leaned forward with his elbow on his knee using his thumb to scroll. “I couldnt understand why the character had all these strange things about her, why the sex scenes were that necessary”

“Ding ding ding”

“Shut up y/n you arent helping- i don’t understand how jhon and candy got along and became freinds if they continue to have intercourse. What the fuck are you talking about? Bla bla bla” he muttered, skimming through it “how candy and ron got along? Shouldnt they be together of they clicked so well?”

A small laugh left your lips “me and Harrison? That wouldnt be so bad”

“How in the world did they get married? Honestly the whole relationship is toxic, but i see it as they were to late to give it up, they were already in a too tight knot. Thats not true we are madly in love with each other” he jerked his head at the phone.

“Ms janice does have a point” you cleared your throat a bit. “Y/n please. Ms janice has no fucking idea what shes talking about jhon and candy are in love with each other and they have problems sometimes....well most but oh well its not to late either one of them couldve got up and go”

“Not if one loved more then the other and it was to late to go, janice is right tom” you crossed your arms.

“Do you wanna-“ “no tom i dont. Just speaking my opinion, coming from a woman your being pretty harsh about it” “well it wasnt really about candy-“

“That doesnt make any sense, shes the main fucking character” you looked at him. “It was more on how jhon viewd candy” “then why was candy always in camera”

“Because...” he shrugged. “Your so dumb” you got up and sat far away from him on the couch, he eyed you in confusion “isnt that fucking movie based off of my life. Like im some type of experiment and you solved made something out of it” you dozed off, swirling the remy in your glass. “Im not feeding into this” he ignored you, until you got up and barked at him, which he looked at you as if you were crazy before doing it back “fucking prick!” You stomped off out of the livingroom and went outside.

“Fuckin-“ he couldnt come up with anything before he let out something random “fuckin mood swinger-“ you finally took the time to take off your makeup and dress, muttering words about him “thats why he stinks, smellin like a gorrila- asshole- man whore” you took a bath too, you didnt feel your best at the moment.

Tom on the other hand just took off his shoes and aggressively stomped on the pillows, throwing a tantrum and jumping on the couch and punching air, kicking it until he accidentally fell.

By time you were dont he thought about it “harsh?” He questioned and walked into the room, finding you reading a book on the bed with the night light on and a cigarette in your mouth.

“Y/n?” “Yes thomas?” You looked up at him “harsh?” He asked and you tilted your head at him “i wasnt being harsh about it” “mhm” you shut your book and set it on te night stand, he undressed until he was in his underwear and climbed into bed with tou.

“How was i being harsh about it” you sighed and rested the cigarette in the ashtray, not putting it out just yet. “You arent really aware of others feelings tommy” you said simply. “What does that mean?” He asked, crossing his arms and sitting up next to you, both backs against the headboard and he looked at you.

“It meas i loved you more then you loved me” his eyebrows furrowed at the statement “that cant be true” “tom it is. You didnt say it but you did. You only wanted me for my body. My love and soul came later and i was to blind to notice. That was my bad”

“Loved?” He questioned. “I think i started to love you less and got on a even level with you, then we built together” you shrugged, crossed a leg over your other one and crossing your arms to. He let out a small laugh, “you know i never understood why jhon died in the end and why candy committed suicide” you said and his heart sunk a bit low.

He cleared his throat before saying something “i know you’re afraid of losing me, y/n. I never told you this but ive read your journal” he nodded his head and you bit your lip, knowing every single letter you wrote and how much it sucked thinking back about those days.

“I know how much you loved me but hated me. But something really grabbed my heart. ‘I want to keep tom, hes like my soulmate. My hearts gotton closer by every minute and moment ive been with him. Even though i feel like ive been burned by some of the things hes done, id forever love him. Losing him would be like losing me entirely’”

“I still don’t understand” you mutter, silently wondering how he knew word by word. “I took advantage of that. Because when i was done reading it i knew it was true, it is true. I couldnt feel it in my heart, thats why i picked you up and took care of you. I noticed you really care for me and ive done nothing but asked you to suck me off, i thought i was making both of us happy by giving you what you needed, or wanted. I became so happy when we got closer, you told me about your new apartment and i was so excited, but it wasn’t because of me entirely. I wanted you to myself. I needed you to myself and you needed it too. So if you lost me you would lose everything, give up on love.” Everything he said was true, it wasnt what you wanted to hear but he needed you to hear the truth.

“So candy gave up on it” he shrugged “she didnt try because there was no need to, she didn’t think anyone else would love her, ‘without tom i have no one else, i know ive done some un speakable thigns with him but i can tell by his eyes and heart that he wants something, he just wont tell me’” he smiled, quoting off of your journal again with a smile on his lips. “Thats why i try every time to keep this relationship strong, go to therapy with you, kiss you and tell you how beautiful you are everyday, cook you breakfast when i know your trying to do something new”

“So youre only doing this because you dont want me to kill myself?” “No y/n. I did it at first but then i opened my eyes and noticed how much i really fucking love you” he uncrossed his arms and reached for your hand. “And i know you love me too, on a even page” you both shared a crooked smile, using your free hand and grabbing the cigarette and putting it to your lips. The time currently 4:30 in the morning as he reached for the cig, your eyebrows furrowed as you let him take it. “Since when do you smoke?”

“Since i had too much of your bullshit” “shut up” you both laughed, slapping his chest as he handed it back, a small laugh leaving his lips. “Im sorry for giving you such a headache” he muttered and you ignored it, putting out the cigarette and turning off the night light, keeping your distance from him you got under the covers and shut your eyes, and he did the same, turning away from you so you are back to back.

A smell of bacon filled your nose when you woke up, a faint smile on your lips as you got up, walking to the kitchen and finding thomas cooking.

“Whats the special occasion?” “I know youre trying something new”

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dylinski · 5 years ago

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do 1-100, coward

I AM NO COWARD

anyone who actually reads through all this, god bless you. you can blame leigh @thessaia, i give you full authority.

1. Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora?

of those three, pandora. although, i prefer apple music.

2. is your room messy or clean?

LMFAO. CLEAN? I DON’T KNOW HER

3. what color are your eyes?

brown, but they’re lighter than that in the right light. almost a caramel with a dark chocolate ring on the outside.

4. do you like your name? why?

yeah, i don’t mind it. its always been there. lol i mean i used to have different nicknames or pretend to be other people. idk i told my parents when i was like five i was going to change my name to Felicia Franchesca Sarahmichelle Lynn. don’t ask. in fifth grade (before dylan o’brien was even famous) i begged my parents to call me dylan and refused to respond to any other name for like a year. also, don’t ask.

5. what is your relationship status?

single as dingle

6. describe your personality in 3 words or less

CHAOTIC, SMARTASS, STABBY

7. what color hair do you have?

answered

8. what kind of car do you drive? color?

kia forte, although my dad calls it an orte since the “f” is missing. funny story, i got pulled over and gave the dude my license and registration and shit but apparently, he didn’t look at it cause he put on the warning “orte” which i promptly laughed my ass off to. if he had given me a ticket i could have absolutely fought that bitch in court in won. SIR I DO NOT DRIVE AN ORTE. IS THAT ITALIAN? DO I LOOK LIKE I CAN AFFORD AN ITALIAN CAR? I DRIVE A FORTE SIR.

9. where do you shop?

ONLINE

10. how would you describe your style?

very idgaf

11. favorite social media account

tumblr

12. what size bed do you have?

full, it takes up my entire room so i couldn’t go bigger if i wanted to

13. any siblings?

answered

14. if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why?

uk, always wanted to live there idk

15. favorite snapchat filter?

idk what its called but it has this higher temperature tone to it and gives me cute little freckles

16. favorite makeup brand(s)

i don’t wear make up, i used to use stilla (i think that’s how its spelled)

17. how many times a week do you shower?

i usually shower like every other day unless its hotter than a pair of saggy tits

18. favorite tv show?

that changes with the weather tbh. i can’t say i really have one. for a really long time it was supernatural though.

19. shoe size?

womans 11.5 (us) i think its a men’s 9?

20. how tall are you?

5′ 3″ or 160cm

21. sandals or sneakers?

sneakers. god i hate sandals.

22. do you go to the gym?

uh, no.

23. describe your dream date

answered

24. how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment?

thats funny cause normally i don’t carry cash but i actually have $20 atm

25. what color socks are you wearing?

im not wearing any atm

26. how many pillows do you sleep with?

answered x2

27. do you have a job? what do you do?

not technically? i’m an hourly temp but i hardly get any hours since i cover for the full-time employee.

28. how many friends do you have?

irl: 0 online: too many to count

29. whats the worst thing you have ever done?

oh god, i honest to god have no fucking clue. i don’t think about this stuff. i’ve done some stupid ass shit but my short term and long term memory are both shot to tits.

30. whats your favorite candle scent?

i think i answered this one for a different ask game. i hate most fragrances and artificial smells, even non-artifical ones. i got a sensitive sniffer. im chill with like vanilla though if its not too intense.

31. 3 favorite boy names

Dylan (not even cause dylan i’ve just always liked the name idk why), Jeremy, Jacob (the other two are random)

32. 3 favorite girl names

i know these are random as fuck, but i’ve always liked them so shoot me.

Andromeda, Persephone, Franchesca

33. favorite actor?

i like a lot of actors, way too many to fucking name and remember off the top of my noggin. for sanity’s sake, we’ll say dylan.

34. favorite actress?

god, again way too many to count. i can’t even think of any right now even though i know i have some. lets say Emily Hampshire

35. who is your celebrity crush?

answered36. favorite movie?

answered37. do you read a lot? whats your favorite book?

i would love to read but my adhd makes it really hard to concentrate. i’ll have periods of time where i’ll read a bunch its insane and then i’ll just kind of stop for a while idk. i always loved because of win-dixie or a wrinkle in time, bridge to terabithia, and american assassin.

38. money or brains?

brains, then you can work for the money and you know shit

39. do you have a nickname? what is it?

sawahbwear, sassafras, whiskey, sar

40. how many times have you been to the hospital?

good lord, i don’t even know. way too many. definitely more than ten.

41. top 10 favorite songs

answered42. do you take any medications daily?

not anymore, i kept forgetting to take them so it fucked me up not being on a regular dosage so i just stopped taking all of them.

43. what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc)

see, im weird af. cause like my skin is oily af, but also fucking dry and i have shitty eczema 44. what is your biggest fear?

answered45. how many kids do you want?

idfk. i mean for as long as i can remember i always wanted them, but tbh idk if im the type of person to have any…

46. whats your go to hair style?

messy bun

47. what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc)

small, row house

48. who is your role model?

dont have one.

49. what was the last compliment you received?

probably from michelle i think, or alaina. idk i don’t keep track. unless you consider kiana calling me insane a compliment. 🤷‍♀️

50. what was the last text you sent?

“thankies”

51. how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real?

tbh, i don’t think i ever thought he was real…pretty sure i could put in time out in preschool for making a kid cry cause i told them leprechauns weren’t real either.

52. what is your dream car?

mustang or challenger

53. opinion on smoking?

conflicted

54. do you go to college?

disappointingly

55. what is your dream job?

no clue

56. would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs?

rural, but still close enough to shit it doesn’t take me an hour to go places.

57. do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels?

haven't been to a hotel in a long ass time. i do but i never use them.. FREE SHIT

58. do you have freckles?

yeah, but you can’t see them unless i’ve been outside in the sun all day for hours.

59. do you smile for pictures?

relatively

60. how many pictures do you have on your phone?

5604

61. have you ever peed in the woods?

yup, and in a parking lot, and in public.🤙

62. do you still watch cartoons?

i hardly watch tv anymore, but if i did, fuCK YEAH

63. do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds?

WNEDYS ALL DAY ERRY DAY THE RED HEADED BITCH IS MY HOE OKAY

64. Favorite dipping sauce?

ew, no.

65. what do you wear to bed?

tshirt

66. have you ever won a spelling bee?

answered

67. what are your hobbies?

writing, coding, listening to music??, reading

68. can you draw?

NOPE

69. do you play an instrument?

also no

70. what was the last concert you saw?

like two years ago, circa survive with thrice and a third band idr

71. tea or coffee?

neither

72. Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts?

neither

73. do you want to get married?

idk

74. what is your crush’s first and last initial?

75. are you going to change your last name when you get married?

idk, part of me wants to but most of me doesnt want to

76. what color looks best on you?

i look good in all colors except white.

77. do you miss anyone right now?

yeah

78. do you sleep with your door open or closed?

closed cause i still live at home 😖 but if i didnt probably open so my cat could come and go as he pleased

79. do you believe in ghosts?

ghosts, no. spirits, yes.

80. what is your biggest pet peeve?

answered

81. last person you called

my dad

82. favorite ice cream flavor?

mint choco chip

83. regular oreos or golden oreos?

damn, regular.

84. chocolate or rainbow sprinkles?

RAINBOW BITCHES

85. what shirt are you wearing?

supernatural. dean and sam with baby

86. what is your phone background?

mitch rapp

87. are you outgoing or shy?

im an ambivert

88. do you like it when people play with your hair?

FUCKING YES

89. do you like your neighbors?

the ones on the right are bearable and the ones on the left can fuck off with their insane semen demons

90. do you wash your face? at night? in the morning?

neither, but i should.

91. have you ever been high?

nope

92. have you ever been drunk?

answered

93. last thing you ate?

hot dog

94. favorite lyrics right now

answered

95. summer or winter?

fall

96. day or night?

night

97. dark, milk, or white chocolate?

dark

98. favorite month?

umm, august? idk

99. what is your zodiac sign

aquarius

100. who was the last person you cried in front of?

i don’t remember, it’s been a really long time since i cried in front of someone.

#thessaia #ask games #BET YOU THOUGHT I WOULDNT #HA #BITE ME #YOUR BITCH ASS BETTER READ EVERY DAMN ONE CAUSE THIS SHIT TOOK ME LIKE A GODDAMN HOUR

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whenismuna · 8 years ago

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all?

1. Name: stephanie, steph, stoof, mistake

2. Birthplace: iowa bye

3. Ancestry: german and swedish aka whitest of the whites

4. Zodiac Sign: aries :)

5. Biggest fear: lmao being alone and losing trust in the people i care about most haha

6. Strength/Weakness: nothing/everything

7. Worst habit: breathing

8. Favorite holiday: halloween

9. Ever been in a car crash: almost

10. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher: lol who hasnt

11. What do you do as soon as you walk in the house: fill up my water and take off my pants

12. Age at first kiss: 17

13. When did you fall in love for the first time: 17

14. Who Is Your Longest Friend & How Long: michelle, the loml, 10 1/2 years :’)

15. Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: dont die maybe

16. What were you doing at midnight last night: listening to after laughter

17. When was the last time you laughed hard: this morning talking to michelle

18. Who was the last person that told you they love you: michelle :’)

19. What was the first thing you thought when you woke up yesterday morning: how am i supposed to know bye

20. Where did you go for your first date and who was it with: very first date was a double-date with my then-friend and our then-boyfriends and we saw that movie with justin timberlake about time?

21. Who’s wedding were you in the first time you were a bridesmaid or a groomsmen: my moms :)

22. Who did you see in concert first: weird al in like 4th grade

23. Who was your favorite teacher: SARAH JACKSON MY MOTHER I LOVE HER THE REAL LOML

24. Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day: michelle

25. Who do you think about most: michelle or carly rae jepsen

26. Is your ideal occupation? doing anything with animal husbandry/rehabilitation

27. Beer, wine, or liquor? liquor 100%

28. Favourite restaurant? old sammy t’s or maybe legume

29. What is your favorite ice cream flavor? ben and jerrys americone dream

30. McDonlads or Burger King? neither?

31. Fantasy dinner guest(s)? crj, griffin mcelroy, rachel carson

32. Have you ever been drunk? When was the last time? yee like january wtf

33. What is the most embarrassing thing you have done drunk? lmao i sent michelle a bunch of snaps once crying about how much i love dogs

34. Wonder Woman or Cat Woman? wonder woman

35. How many pets do you have? none but i wanna get a kenyan sand boa so bad :(

36. What would be the first thing you bought if you won the lottery? an education

37. When was the first time you smoked? like july?

38. Who last sent you a text? delaney

39. Who did you last send a text to? delaney

40. What 4 things would you take to a desert island? rope, a knife, a lighter, and plastic wrap

41. Name the 3 most important people in your life? michelle delaney and nay

42. Favorite song? rn probably fake happy tbh

43. Favorite movie? always hsm bye

44. When did you last cuddle someone? last night :)

45. When did you last have sex? tuesday

46. If you woke up tomorrow with no fear, what would you do first? so much oh my god

47. What was your biggest worry five years ago, do you still feel the same about it at this minute? i mean this time five years ago i was getting ready to go to camp for the first time so i was probably worried about people liking me and like some of my best friends are from camp so obviously thats not a fear anymore

48. If you could change one law of your country, what would it be? just one?

49. What relationships have ended? But you can’t let go? literally none

50. Where would you take a road trip? everywhere

51. How do Mondays feel for you? time isnt real. i havent known what day it is for the past month

52. If you could spend ten minutes with your ‘hero’ alive or dead what would you ask them? “hi rachel yeah a) are u gay, b) will you marry me?”

53. Do your practice ‘self love’ or ‘self loathing’? love in theory but loathing in practice

54. What’s your greatest achievement to date? beating a game of solitaire in 25 seconds

55. What scares you about your future? literally everything

56. Why does pizza come in a square box? idk?

57. What would happen if you knew you could not fail? id already have my dream job tbh

58. How does it feel to be photographed? if its on my terms, very nice, otherwise no

59. If you could erase an event from your mind, which one would you choose? all of middle school

60. Do you want your children (if you have any) to be ‘just like you’? trick question, i dont want kids

61. Do you stand for what you believe in or are you pleasing others? im the most non-confrontational person i know but if it really gets to morals i will absolutely stand for what i believe in

62. If money were no concern, what would you do for the rest of your life? travel

63. What are you thankful for, this moment? my friends

64. Do you have same sex fantasies? im gay?

65. If you have had sex in a public place, where? nope

66. Have you ever cried during/after sex? nope

67. Who is the oldest person you’ve had sex with? 25

68. Who is the youngest person you’ve had sex with? 19

69. Would you rather be in a relationship with a totally submissive partner or a totally dominant partner? dom bye

70. How tall are you? 5′10 bye

71. How much do you weigh? lmao i dont even know. i havent weighed myself in so long like i dont care lowkey

72. What color is your hair naturally? brown

73. What size jeans do you wear? umm???? 10??? 12????? idk

74. What is your favorite color to wear? black

75. Do you have any piercings? no :(

76. Do you have any tattoos? no :(

77. Do you care how other people see you? sometimes

78. Do you like sports? eh

79. How do you feel about age differences in relationships? it depends. as long as its not a huge age gap its fine idk

80. How do you feel about race differences in relationships? why would that matter?

81. Do you believe in karma or fate? both? more karma though

82. Do you keep a journal? i used to

83. Describe the last dream you remember: i was at delaneys house and her and her mom were showing me around the house and i was sobbing

84. Describe your favorite dream: see above

85. Where are some places you would like to visit? everywhere

86. Any upcoming concerts you want to attend? harry styles, handsome ghost, misterwives

87. What music do you listen to when you are happy? it depends? mostly carly rae jepsen tho lbr

88. What music do you listen to when you are mad? mostly folie a deux or vices or something

89. Do you like to burn candles or incense? candles

90. What was the last alcoholic beverage you consumed? oh yikes becherovka

91. What are your favorite alcoholic beverages? anything fruity

92. Do you smoke cigarettes or cigars? What about marijuana? nope

93. Who is your number 1 friend and why is he or she there? MICHELLE!!!!! we are soulmates and tbh i swear we were friends in a past life and when we met we knew because we were instantly best friends and i trust her with my life and tbh i could write a 10 page paper on why i love her and why shes my best friend bc wow a+ what a gal i love her so much and she will always be my #1. i am michelle trash #1

94. Has anyone ever mistaken you for a family member? nope

95. Is there anyone of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with? yeah probably

96. Would you ever have sex in the shower or the bath? nope

97. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex? im gay

98. Do you think your last ex still wants to be with you? lmao tbh who cares im so over that and like lowkey if she sees this i dont really care bc like so much happened and also i have agf now so it doesnt even matter?

99. Ever wondered what it would be like dating the same gender as you? IM GAY

100. What are your outlooks on gay/bisexual people? I AM GAY

101. How often do you brush your teeth? depends on if im in a depressive episode or not, but usually at least twice a day

102. How often do you shower? When was the last time you had a shower? depends on if im in a depressive episode or not but usually every day, and i showered yesterday

103. How often do you shave your legs? lmao like once a week maybe, that also depends on seasons and stuff

104. Political affiliation? liberal 100% like?

105. Opinion on abortion? jesus christ i dont care like im not boutta stop yall

106. Opinion on immigrants/ immigration reform? we need reform bc people need help and we cant just let them die yknow?

107. Should prostitution be legalized? oh god this is lowkey a super loaded question like theres a lot that would go into this holy shit

108. How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are? literally what does even mean

109. If life is so short, why do we do so many things we don’t like and like so many things we don’t do? good question

110. What is the one thing you’d most like to change about the world? just one?

111. If happiness was the national currency, what kind of work would make you rich? being at camp

112. Would you break the law to save a loved one? it depends? but probably?

113. If you had to move to a state or country besides the one you currently live in, where would you move and why? probably france? idk i just always liked it?

114. Why are you the person you are? jesus i wish i knew

115. Have you been the kind of friend you want as a friend? id like to think so?

116. Why do religions that support love cause so many wars? misunderstandings

117. What would you do differently if you knew nobody would judge you? so many things

118. Were you happy when you woke up today? i mean i got to facetime michelle so

119. What’s a fact about the last person who text messaged you? shes such a good friend and i miss her and i cant wait to hopefully see her in august bc wow its been almost 2 years since we saw each other and i cry every day

120. Want someone back in your life? my grandpa tbh

121. What are you excited for? a lot actually for once

122. Are you scared to fall in love? absolutely terrified

123. When is your next road trip? um i guess june because im going to pennsylvania?

124. What was the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? listened to harrys album

125. Do you like to cuddle? yeS

126. Have you ever kissed more than one person in 24 hours? nope

127. Plans for tomorrow? i have no clue

128. Do you care too much/not at all/just enough? probably too much

129. How is life going for you right now? um id say pretty good. definitely better than it was at this point last year

130. If you were offered a shot of whiskey right this second, would you accept? maybe? idk

131. This time last year, can you remember who you liked? haha yeah lol

132. Could you stay in the same relationship for over a year? i have before so... yes.

133. If you could have one super power what would it be? idk man

134. Background on your cell phone? my dog :’(

135. What are you thinking about right this second? after laughter and how sad/relatable it is ://////

136. Last book you read? How was it? um i still havent finished it but oil and honey and its so good i love bill mckibben so much

137. What is the last thing you bought? halsey tickets :’)

138. Do you live with your parents? yea

139. Have you ever been caught sneaking out? theres really no “sneaking out” of my house anymore bc my dad trusts me to not fuck up?

140. Have you ever met a celebrity? tyler joseph oh my god aleX CAPLOW WOW

141. What are you like when you’re drunk? im super laughy. im a typical drunk girl like idc

142. What are you like when you’re high? chill idk

143. Do you want children? not really

144. Do you want a church wedding? idk probably not tbh

145. How many pillows do you sleep with? 2 but i have 4 that i lay on my bed?

146. Have you ever been scuba diving? yeah i wanna go again and get certified tbh

147. Who was your first real crush? yikEs

148. What are you allergic to? nothing i am perfect, evolution did me well

149. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they? nope

150. Do you want a boy a girl for a child? neither

151. How did you get your name? my mom chose it 20 minutes before i was born

152. Name one thing about your body you love? my eyes/eyebrows :)

153. What is your biggest goal in life? be happy and have a job that i love

154. Do you still have feelings for your ex? nope

155. Do you think aliens are real? absolutely

156. What age did you start drinking? 15? 16? 17? i dont know

157. What do you think of President Obama? overall good

158. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now? i sure hope so?

159. Describe your dream girl/guy? my gf :)

160. Story of your first kiss? lmao nop

161. Story of the first time you made out with someone? lmAO NOPE

162. Story of the first time you had sex? FUCK NOP

163. When did you first have sex? 18 bye

164. First time you gave/ received oral sex? 18 jesus

165. Do you still talk to the person you lost your virginity to? nope but im gonna have to soon kill me i want to die

167. Favorite fictional character (movie, book, tv show)? cosima niehaus

168. How many followers do you have on tumblr? What about twitter/ instagram? 500 something idk? twitter like 200 something and insta 200 something too? idk im not really on insta anymore?

169. Are you friend with your parents on Facebook? who isnt?

170. First time you thought you were in love? When did you realize that you weren’t actually in love with that person? haha lol wow what a mistake jahahahaha

171. Do you talk to yourself? constantly

172. How old will you be on your next birthday? 20 what the fuck

173. How did you meet the last person you kissed? we were in public speaking together rip

174. Do you have any hickies? yea

175. Turn ons? girls

176. Turn offs? boys

177. What qualities did you get from your mom? all of my bad qualities

178. What qualities did you get from your dad? also all of my bad qualities

179. How many siblings do you have? 2 older brothers

180. Have you ever taken anyone’s virginity? nope

#christ that was more than i thought it was #thank u tho :)#Anonymous

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all of them

woooooaaaaah thats a lot but thanks thatll keep me busy for a while!!

1) What images do you have set for your desktop/cell phone wallpapers?

me and my bf

2) Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?

nah

3) What was your last text message?

“nice :D thats my boy haha”

4) What do you see yourself doing in 10 years?

oh god i really dont wanna think about it i mean ill be 30 then meaning ill be an old ugly hag with nothing to live for :/

5) If you could be anywhere else right now, where would you be?

somewhere warm where ive never been before or with someone i love

6) What was your coolest Halloween costume?

i went as magenta from the rocky horror picture show last year that was really cool

7) What was your favorite 90s show?

i didnt watch tv in the 90s yet, the only things i know are some 90s anime but i do really like those generally

8) Who was your last kiss?

my boyfriend

9) Have you ever been stood up?

nah

10) Favorite ice cream flavor?

uhh i like nut flavours and mango

11) Have you been to Las Vegas?

nah 12) Your favorite pair of shoes?

brown brogues with thick lighter soles i love them i cant wait for it to be warm enough to wear them again 13) Honestly, have you ever cheated on your significant other?

no 14) What is your favorite fruit?

figs!!! i also rlly like mangoes and peaches

15) Have you talked to anyone on tumblr that you could see yourself dating/having sex with? If possible?

nah

16) Are you into hookups? Short or long term relationships?

still havent figured up how exactly a hookup is defined, generally both can be p nice i guess but i gotta really really REALLY like a person to even consider a relationship

17) Do you smoke? If so, what?

yeah tobacco and a fun stick every now and then

18) What do you do to get over your anger?

nothing i should probably figure out some method for that sooner or later haha

19) Do you believe in God?

nah

20) Does the person you’re in love with know it?

yes

21) Favorite position?

as in sex position? spooning and that legs on shoulders thing 22) What’s your horoscope sign?

cancer :/

23) Your fears?

MAKING A WRONG DECISION!!!!, aging, missing out on stuff

24) How many pets do you have? What kind?

2 cats 25) What never fails to turn you on?

woah idk man

26) Your idea of a perfect first date?

im not really into that whole dating concept but lets say dinner and drinks

27) What is something most people don’t know about you?

dont think there is anything tbh

28) What makes you feel the happiest?

the people i love and the beauty in the world

29) What store do you shop at most often?

grocery store probably haha

30) How do you feel about oral? Giving and/or receiving?

its nice but neither is really like my fav thing ever you feel me? 31) Do you believe in karma?

nah

32) Are you single?

33) Do you think flowers or candy are a better way to apologize?

depends on what the person in question likes better

34) Are you a good swimmer?

i guess? i used to swim a lot as a kid

35) Coffee or Tea?

while tea has more to offer taste-wise i need coffee to function so if i had to decide on one for the rest of my life im gonna have to go with coffee

36) Online shopping or shopping in person?

shopping in person

37) Would you rather be older or younger than your current age?

younger

38) Cats or Dogs?

cats

39) Are you a competitive person?

oh i can be

40) Do you believe in aliens?

yeah duh

41) Do you like dancing?

kinda but i have zero sense of rhythm :/

42) What kind of music to you listen to?

thats a broad field lmao i esp like classic rock but it ranges from anime music to opera so idk

43) What is your favorite cartoon character?

homer simpson? haha

44) Where are you from?

the glorious danube monarchy

45) Eat at home or eat out?

eat out when im with others and at home when alone

46) How much more social are you when you’re drunk?

like 5 more social

47) What was the last thing you bought for yourself?

i gotta be really stingy rn but it was energy drinks 48) Why do you think your followers follow you?

i have no fuckin clue

49) How many hours do you sleep at night?

50) What worries you most about the future?

everything hahaha

51) If you had a friend that spoke to you the same way you speak to yourself, how long would you be friends?

we wouldnt i guess lmao

52) Are you happy with yourself?

53) What do you wish you didn’t know?

there is nothing i think

54) What big lesson could people learn from your life?

dont drink on an empty stomach and dont try to be yourself ever

55) If you could live in any home on a television series, what would it be?

oooh thats tough

56) What’s your favorite Website?

no clue youtube??

57) What’s the habit you’re proudest of breaking?

i have never broken a single habit in my entire life

58) What was your most recent trip of more than 50 miles?

woah no clue whas that teneriffa a year ago?? woah its been long apparently

59) What’s the best bargain you’ve ever found at a garage sale or thrift store?

once at an anime convention i got a limited edition manga (only 500!!) for like 2 euros

60) What do you order when you eat Chinese food?

i always try to order something different but im usually into stuff involving noodles beef or seafood

61) If you had to be named after one of the 50 states, which would it be?

i dont know all the states

62) If you had to teach a subject to a class, what would it be?

german as a first language

63) Favorite kind of chips?

not so fond of chips tbh

64) Favorite kind of sandwich?

avocado toast? salmon? tuna? caprese? idk

65) Which do you use more often, the dictionary or the thesaurus?

no idea

66) Have you ever been stung by a bee?

67) What’s your favorite form of exercise?

strength training i fuckin hate cardio

68) Are you afraid of heights?

not particularly

69) What’s the most memorable class you’ve ever taken?

no idea

70) What’s your favorite breakfast?

just an apple or something

71) Do you like guacamole?

they call me avocado girl

72) Have you ever been in a physical fight?

yeah as a kid

73) What/who are you thinking about right now?

my bf

74) Do you like cuddling?

yeah!!

75) Are you holding onto something you need to let go of?

dont think so

76) Have you ever experienced one of your biggest fears?

i am in fact aging as we speak

77) Favorite city you’ve been to?

prague, vienna, lisbon and berlin are the first to come to mind

78) Would you break the law to save a family member?

yeah i guess

79) Talk about an embarrassing moment?

once i puked into my crushes garden on his birthday it was very funny

80) Are there any causes you strongly believe in?

nah

81) What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?

had to get stitches on my lip once bc i fell on the playground :/

82) Favorite day of the week?

friday!

83) Do you consider yourself sexually open minded?

sorta yeah

84) How do you feel about porn?

not my cup of tea

85) Which living celebrity would you like to know?

bob dylan maybe??

86) Who was your hottest ex?

only have 1

87) Do you want/have kids?

please no

88) Has anyone ever told you that they wanted to marry you?

nah

89) Do you get easily distracted?

oh yeah and how

90) Ass or titties?

lmao

91) What is your favorite word?

i have several but most of them are in german

92) How do you feel about tattoos?

i really like them and i do wanna get one but not anytime soon bc i dont have any concrete plans yet and absolutely no cash

93) Do you have any pets?

yeah

94) How tall are you?

160 cm :(

95) How old are you?

20 :(

96) 3 physical features you get complimented on a lot?

eyes, figure, breasts

97) Is there anything you’re really passionate about?

love and beauty??

98) Do you have trust issues?

i dont think so

99) Do you believe in love at first sight?

nah

100) What are some words that you live by? Why?

do everything as much as possible but also dont make a wrong decision ever

it makes everything very complicated and quite a mess

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u trying to kill me ma man. ill just leave out the ones i already answered k

1. Who was the last person you held hands with?

i honestly dont know…i never hold hands

2. Are you outgoing or shy?

shy with strangers, outgoing w my friends

3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?

my friend rosalynn who i met on here and has turned out to be one of my best friends, who has been dealt a bad deal of cards and also @ice-kookie because she is a saint

4. Are you easy to get along with?

i hope so

5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?

i dont drink and i dont plan to so…

6. What kind of people are you attracted to?

fuck fuck fuck dont make me go into this…

someone who is nice to their friends and doesn’t treat them like shit, considerate and knows how to flirt hella well, gets good grades and actually cares about their future, doesn’t smoke, drink, or do drugs (i joke but that is nasty as fuck sorry if u smoke and ur offended soz man its my opinion and i practically choke whenever i pass by someone smoking oop), messy hair but NOT greasy u know what i mean, morning voices, why are shirts a thing???,

7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?

i hope so but no

8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?

this guy in my history class i need to get over him that little shit

10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?

my friend ashleigh

11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?

“goodnight” lmao im so typical

12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?

changes on the daily but (not in order)

caroline- aminé

dive- salvatore ganacci

oui- jeremih

sweet child o’ mine- guns and roses

money for nothing- dire straits, sting

13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?

only if theyre attractive r my best friend and they dont mess it up too much

14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?

hell yeah

15. What good thing happened this summer?

a lot of good things i cant pick :)

16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

fuck no

17. Do you think there is life on other planets?

we cant really be that self-centered to think they is no one but us in the world

19. Do you like bubble baths?

bring on the bubbles i say

20. Do you like your neighbors?

dont really know them…they are interesting i guess

22. Where would you like to travel?

everywhere!!!! i really want to go to the bahamas, bora bora, uganda, austria, argentina, el salvador, japan, canada, spain, etc.

i have been to ireland, england, italy, france, germany, mexico, ecuador, australia (just got back a few days ago!!!), cayman islands, galapagos island :)

23. Do you have trust issues?

is that even a question

24. Favorite part of your daily routine?

going to bed hA

25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?

my boobs tbh literally theyre so small whenever i wear a bathing suit it just doesnt fit right jiniew

26. What do you do when you wake up?

go back to bed HAHAHHA

27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?

wish i was a little tanner but im good

28. Who are you most comfortable around?

my friend ash and rosalynn

29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?

nope

30. Do you ever want to get married?

yes :) i want a big white wedding

31. Is your hair long enough for a pony tail?

my hair is soooooo long its insane

32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?

33. Spell your name with your chin.

sikderfrfzzza = sierra

34. Do you play sports? What sports?

horseback riding, skiing, basketball, volleyball, track and field, etc i love sports man. is scuba diving a sport?? bc

35. Would you rather live without TV or music?

tv. i could not live without music

36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?

HAHAH STORY OF MY FUCKING LIFE

37. What do you say during awkward silences?

i just tap my fingers tbh unless its my friend then i do something embarrassing because why not

38. Describe your dream girl/guy?

plays volleyball and runs track, is sweet with words, considerate, loyal, doesnt have to be popular but confident, knows what they want to do with their life, cares about their grades, doesnt do drugs, smoke, drink, whatever, knows how to party, respects my morals…okay lets get into the good stuff hehhee….pleasant to see without a shirt ;), great kisser, knows how to treat me, can afford my expensive sport- horseback riding, horses are expensive as shit-, has hair i can run my fingers through, fuck i love people just give me someone

39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?

brandy melville, topshop, BP in nordstrom, express, target!!!

40. What do you want to do after high school?

it changes everyday tbhhhh.

i want to a large animal veterinary surgeon, plastic surgeon, dermatologist who specializes in cosmetic surgery, physical therapist, I DONT KNOW THSI SI TOO STRESSFUL

41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?

it depends on the situation tbh

42. If you’re being extremely quiet what does it mean?

im super nervous and dont know what to say…thats what it means… or i like you… or i hate you

43. Do you smile at strangers?

of course

44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?

ive been to bottom of the ocean many times so outer space hehe

45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?

my mom yelling at me :)

46. What are you paranoid about?

the question should be what am i NOT paranoid about

47. Have you ever been high?

48. Have you ever been drunk?

49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?

not really im p good

50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?

pink

ill post the rest tomorrow im so tired

ask away

#asks #anon

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sulpher · 6 years ago

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Bullsh-,Entitlement,

Witchery and just a normal day

WARNING: there is mentioning of things related to sexual assault,physical assault and proficiency

Heads up; 2 years ago i made on of the biggest mistake of my life and got into my first romantic relationship where I was gaslighted, had my physical and emotional boundaries broken and when I ask to dissolves the relationship I was told I couldn't. That I DONT have permission and that it is unfair to tell someone they are not deserving of me.

Because I trusted this person we are now living with my father in an uncomfortable situation and my father made it clear he will decide with my ex partner because he milking both of us for money and if us getting back together means more money in my fatherpocket (mind you hes been stealing my money as of late) than he will tell me im difficultand bully me for leaving a relationship because "you cant just leave you have to have a worthy reason" My father is also looking for new homes out of our price range Becauss he wont be the one paying rent and "wants a nice place because i deserve it". Ive tried to reason with him but as a fuhmul (female) and a child (im 27 but child i guess)

I have been at the mercy of a very shitty job and just recently started another. I had to lie about my start date in order to keep my father off my back because "we need your pay stubs to move! Why havent they call you back?!"

So today:

* I pretended to go to work by hanging out at my local cafe. A friend told me California and eventually the U.S was banning all plastic straws and replacing them with metal/foil like ones. He said that plastic straws made up more than half of large waste. I felt the replacement was not sufficient but then he told me they were doing the same thing with plastic bag and apart of me thought

-theyll have take 0.10 off for every bag you habe to bring

- it takes 30 bags on the minimum to make one good sturdy reusable bag . The common grocery toll in America usually takes up an average of 20 bags. That means under the guise of using recyclable durable plastic bags each person will be taking 600 plastic bags out of the ocean,off the streets and making the earth. If every person just in my city alone had 20 bags to do groceries with that 157 MILLION bags taken off the street. ...here were the bullshit comes in

My friend tells me its stupid because the earth isnt dying its just trying to clean out humans and we should let her. Listen im as sucidal as the next millennial but this whole "ive hurt youve so much i might as well keep going theory " is effing stupid. Than some other rude motherfucker is like "i heard you used the word "efficient" but efficient isnt better and i need you to prove this to me" A complete and mother fucking stranger decide to jump into my conversation, a white guy who if i had curse out i be the wrong, or if i as a black woman jump into his conversation - I be dead. I geniuely appreciate critique but it essentially for lols.

The rest of my dad went relatively ok.i had at a friends house's until it was late enough to return to my father. I pick up food from 7/11 which is a chain of 24/7 convenience store for those of you who are unfamiliar .

Because of a deal i end up buying two more taiquitos and gave the extra to a guy at the front who was begging for. The guy literally follows me out telling me he appreciates me and how nice i am and follows me for two blocks at midnight.

"Do you smoke" he ask and i promptly say no because i dont even though i have a lighter for pocket altar essentials. But i just gave you food...you had the AUDACITY to ask me for more? If i had that would you also stalked me for money too?

I get "home " and to my suprise my father bought be chinese...but wait....something doesnt add up....my father doesnt get his governent check til the 3 of every month...its the 1st. My dad claim he had no money that why he borrow and spend 50....where is this money from unless he

A. Stole it from me

B. Hoarded it

C. A and B

.....

At this point im kind of jaded. I wish i had the audacity of the guy at the cafe to feel entitled to people private conversation, or the entitlement of the guy at the gas station who glare at me as if i was hoarding cigarettes that he deserve or the unaccounablity of one of my guy friends whi after i told him there a great chance I could be murder or r#pe ask me "well why did you date him anyway" and not " why doesn't he know better to leave? "

.....ive decided im gonna move out on own secretly. Unfortunately im tied to my father eternally and when I have better funds ill HAVE to come back for him. My ex has 2000usd half which is mine im.never getting back he gets a month and whatever happens happens if he has to move in with his best friend so be it .

Ive given up on a healthy relationship with a guy. Soceity will tell me im scared , fetishize my fear for not wanting a guy and tell me i let a man destroy my desire for romance and he only did what i allowed but -

If this is how men are. If this is what soceity demands ill tolerate ....Shrug than im just not a man loving woman and thats ok with me.

Honestly as a black woman in America, legal matters wint resolve this and I wont get a gun but ill try my best to used worldly sense and muster a good protection by the time I am actually able to leave. Sorry that was so much and thanks for reading/listening

#hrdpersonal

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pahhw · 6 years ago

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Smosh Winter Horror

I watched the old live stream video where Lasercorn and Booze played Mario Kart 8 and in the Q&A part there was a question who would suvive if there is a Smoah Horror movie, so i decided to write this fanfiction. English isnt my native language so there mind be some grammer fails.

At the end of the day i like you all but you have to die in this story.

The setting.

The third Smosh Wintergames have been finished. Its the friday evening, the crew and the equipment are already on the way back.

Matt Raub, Damien, Shayne, Keith, Noah, Ian, Oliva, Corthney,

Wes, Joven, Lasercorn, Mari, Sohinki, Booze, are left. On Sunday morning the departure is planed.

Joven got the LVP award again, Keith the MVP, Wes team lost the games but all are fine and want enjoy the evening.

Joven is in his room, looking for the trophy he didnt want.

Damien takes a shower in his room. Shane and Keith are in the Kitchen preparing some food. Sohinki and Ian are playing MarioKart in the livingroom.

The Girls are outside in the hot tube relaxing after the day.

Suddenly inside the house is a loud pop is to hear and all light turns off.

Everyone is in the dark, You hear a lought „Arrrgh“ followed by short din and a loud banging.

People are getting there phones out to use the flashlight. Shayne amd Keith are going to the hall and see Matt Raub down on the flor.

„Hold my phone!“ Shayne hands Keith the phone and starts to give Matt Raub first aid. „Guys, I need help in the hall!“ Joven and Wes appear upstairs and when the notice what happend Joven can only watch while Wes goes to help.

Meanwhile Damien is still under the shower. „Guys, thats not funny please turn the light on. I cant see and im still coverd in shampoo.“ Right now he has no clue what happend.

Outside the house the girls (also with there phone flashlights) are yelling „whats wrong“ but know one respond

Now everyone expect for Damien and the girls are in the Hall.

Wes: „We need lights. Someone look for the fuse box.

Lasercorn, Noah and Keith are leaving for the celler to look for the fuse box.

Lasercorn takes the lead. Noah holds Lasercorns phone so he can look inside the fuse box.

The main fuse is off. „Oh just the main fuse is offline. Now it should work again.“ Lasercorn says while pushing the switch. A loud beng and the switch goes offline again, sparks spray over Lasercorn. „God damned“ he yells and jump back from the fuse box.

Keith: What should we do?

Noah: We should go trough the rooms and unplug all stuff. Then we can try it again

Lasercorn: I dont touch this again

When the 3 left for the fuse box, Sohinki went outside to tell the girls what happend.

They girls are shocked and try to call for help, like Joven but no one of the phones have a signal.

Damien has managed to get clean of the shampoo and leave the bathroom. Running into Noah.

„What happend Noah.“ „The mainfuse is offline and Matt Raub is dead, he fall from the stairs,“

„Oh my god“ „We unplug all stuff so we can turn the fuse on, can you take this room, I will go to the next.“ Noahs voice is husky.

20 Minutes later the group sits togehter in the living room

Ian, Sohinki and Noah have been able to reactivate the lights.

Wes, Lasercorn, Shanye and Damien have carried Matt Raub up in one room, where he can rest.

The Girls have gotten dry cloths and still try to call outside, but there is still no signal.

Wes says: „I go outside, i realy need a smoke.“ Joven, Damien, Sohinki, Ian and Lasercorn go with him outside

Courtney then says: „I want some icecream or stuff.“ The Girls and Noah go to the kitchen.

Keith and Shanye are left at the table.

Outside.

Lasercorn: I havent smoked since Babycorn was born, but i i realy need it now.

Joven: The last words i said to Matt Raub was <you are a jerk giving me the lvp again>

Ian: He know that you havent been serious.

Damien: If i would been under the shower i could have helped him.

Wes: He was dead when he slamed on the ground, we all couldnt do anything.

Sohinki: I still cant believe it.

In the kitchen: Courtney: Why is there no icecream?

Boze: We are also out of chocolate; DAMNED WES

Oliva: I still cant believe what happend.

Marie hugs Oliva and says: We all cant believe it

Noah: Do you smell this. It smells like cake

Courtney: You are right.

While looking in the cabinets Noah opens the oven and sees 14 Cupcakes and a little note.

„I made you a little gift, Enjoy it, Sarah“

Noah: Oh Sarah left us cubcakes. Thats nice.

Back in the living room. The smoking group is already sitting at the table again when the kitchen group came back.

Noah: Sarah left us cupcakes.

Everyone grabs one expect for Keith. He looks down and seems to be far away.

Noah shakes his shoulder and Keith return. Noah gives him the first cupcake and says „Sarah made them for us.“

Before everyone has a cupcake Ian says. „Before you eat lets say something about Matt Raub.“

Everyone stands up and hold the cupcake up. In the middle of the table is the last cupcake that would have been Matt Raubs.

Joven takes the word: To our good friend and boss Matt Raub. May he live in on in our Memories“

Everybody bites his/her cupcake.

Suddenly Keith, Wes, Ian and Courtney start to struggle. Wes eyes roll so only the white can be seen. Oliva grabs her throat, Oliva catches Courtney when she falls

Keiht hits the ground. Ians head falls on the table.

In less then 5 seconds the all died.

Noah kneels down and looks whats wrong with Keith, repeatedly yelling his name.

Shanye and Damien looking out for Ian.

Joven and Lasercorn take care of Wes.

Marie and Boze are shocked.

Noah: Keith whats wrong, wake up. Please wake up. He yells while a tear runs down his face.

Joven: Wes wake up. Joven softly slaps Wes face.

Oliva with horror on here face can only hold Courtney

Marie sees the note from Sarah on the table and look at it, with a questioning facial expression she looks at the backside.

She yells „Guys we have a problem.“

Noah still dont react. The other guys look up to Marie.

„This not is not from Sarah. The letters f, h and d are totaly different from hers. And the backside feels strange. There are 3 letters, w a and d.“

Shanye and Joven look for the letter. Joven says: „It looks like invisible ink.” Before he can be stopped he takes his lighter out and heats the paper with the flame.

“Joven be careful.” says Shayne but its already to late. The paper catches fire and Joven drops it.

The burning letter falls to the ground as its says >You will all die<

Everyone is back in the living room. Togehter to put the corpse in the room with Matt Raub.

The all look at each other suspiciously, expect for Noah who is in despair.

Noah: I gave Keith the cupcake, i killed my best friend.

Oliva: It wasnt your fault, everyone could have gotten the poison. She hugs Noah to calm him down

Marie: We need to get out of here. Our phones still dont work she says while looking angry at her phone

Sohinki: Marie is right we should check out the cars

Boze: I agree i want get out of here.

Lasercorn: Lets check out the cars.

The group leaves the house and goes to the three cars that have been left.

The wheels are sliced up.

Damien and Shanye investigate the engine compartment of the first car.and see that the cablings are cut across.

Shanye:Its no use, here.

Joven and Mari look in the second car engine with the same outcome.

Sohinki and Lasercorn open the third car and while still opening three machetes jump out like a deadly jumping devil. Lasercorns heart is pierced througt, he still stands because the machete hold im on his feed. Lasercorn painful scream resounds in the silent night.

Blood is running out of the wound and turn the white snow red.

Sohinki got lucky and only his right shoulder got cut, from the force he falls over.

Damien and Shayne aim to aid Sohinki. The rest is shocked and unable to move for the moment.

Sohinkis wound isnt that deep but it bleeds strong, his winter jacket is already wet from blood.

Joven wants go to Lasercorn bur Marie stops him. “Are you insane it could be a trap.”

Shayne yells “Everyone lets get back to the house.”

Joven yells “We cant let him here like that.”

Damien: “We cant help him anymore.”

The group returns to the house. Sohinki can move by himself. While walking there is a mechanical click. Shayne screams in sudden pain when a bear trap bites his left leg.

Damien runs to the house. Joven want go to Shayne but Marie stops him again: “We dont know if there are more bear traps. Stay here. Shanye we will get you help. Just dont move to much.”

Shayne: Please HURRY!

Damien returns with 2 brooms and a mop. “With these check the snow so we can avoid more traps.” He hands Joven and Marie the brooms. Using it like a blind one his cane the three pierce the snow around Shayne. They dont find more traps and after some struggle they can free Shayne.

Back in the living room Marie treat Sohinkis wound, while Damien take care of Shaynes.

Noah: “What should we do now?” He is still shocked from what happend.

Joven: “We could walk down the mountion.”

Shayne: “Thats a brillant idea Joven. In the middle of the night walking down a mountion when there is someone trying to kill us AND MY FUCKING LEG IS RAGGED!”

Sohinki: “Shayne is right, we can not walk its about 12 miles to the next mainstreet and we probably dont find someone to help us at a time like this.”

Joven: “We still have the snowmobils.”

Damien: “We are too many to escape with the two snowmobiles.We shou...”

Düddelü düddelü düddelü

From upstairs there is the sound of a phone.

Sohinki “Thats matt raubs phone”

Marie:”Maybe we can call help.”

Everyone except Shayne run upstairs. He is left alone and dont notice the person in a black cloak behind him. From behind him an hand covers his mouth and after a short crackling sound he fades out.

The seven enter the room where the ringing is coming from.

Sohinki:” Why is it so hot in here?”

Oliva: “That doesnt matter, where is the phone?”

After a short search Oliva open the drawer from the bedside table. The ringing and the vibartion from the phone are clear to hear.

The second she open it she screams. Big angry hornets leave the drawer.

Olivia turns around and run, in panic she opens the door and runs outside on the balcony.

The other try to defend themselfs.

Oliva runs to the end of the balcony, still screaming, when she turns around she sees a swarm of hornets following her. With the back agains the railing she still scream, when the swarm arrives and start stinging the railing brake and Oliva falls from the second flor to the ground. She fall on the table. The fall breaks her back and leaves her skull open. Before she fades in her death the last thing she sees in the swarm following her down.

Joven, Sohinki and Booze already left the room, Noah, Mari and Damien can follow Oliva because the most hornets already followed her.

In the moonlight they can see that the swarm fly down behind the broken railing.

Some hornets fly outside the room in the house, they fly straight down and start to sting Olivas jacket. Mari and Damian take the stairs from the balcony do look after Oliva. Noah looks for the phone. It wasnt a call, the alarm still rings, and the alarm is named: TIME TO DIE.

Outside with Mari and Damien

Some hornets still sting Oliva but the most are already in a hibernation like state.

Mari swipes of the hornets from Olivas face, Damien checks Olivas heartbeat.

“She isnt breathing and her heart donts beat.” Damien start with CPR.

Mari helps him.

Noah follows Joven Sohinki and Booze with the phone. The free went back to the living room but Shanye is gone.

Joven: “We should search for him.”

Booze: “I dont want to go alone. None of us should be alone. Why havent we left him behind?”

Noah enters the room.

“Oliva fall from the balcony. Mari and Damien went after her.” He shows around the phone. “We have been fooled by the alarm.” His voice is week.

Sohinki: “Shanye is gone, we will start search for him.”

The four walk around the house. When they enter the kitchen there is nothing suspicious.

Noah and Booze walk around the worktop in the middle.

Shayne lays on the flor, over his head he has a cooking pot, in his throat is a big knive

Noah turns around and pukes in the room. Booze screams.

Joven slowly removes the pot. Shayne eyes are open, blood runs down from them. Like bloody tears, his face shows a evil grin.

Writen on the pot is “Sad Shayne Pot”

Mari and Damien enter the kitchen, Damien carry Olivas on his back.

“She died from the falling. We couldnt do anyth...” Mari stocks when she sees Shayne. Damien fight back his tears.

“We have to leave.” Booze breacks the silence.

Joven: There are two snowmobiles We can use them.”

Mari; “Uts probaly a trap Joven.”

Damien:”We have to try it. Joven can you carry Oliva. I want carry Shayne.”

Together they bring the two dead bodys in the room where the others have been stored.

Damien looks down on his dead friend. The tears now pass down his face. He removes the bloody tears from Shayne face and close his eyes.

After this they six go to get there jackets.

The hornets are still fighting Olivas jacket.

When everybody is ready Damien bring 3 brooms with him.

Joven: “What do you want with them?” Damien:”I have a plan.”

Slowly they move to the garage. Joven want to open the gate but Damian stops him.

“Everyone stand aside. Joven and i open the gate and then noone stands in front of the open gate. We dont know if there are traps. When the gate is open Joven and I will use the broomstick to search the ground for a trip wire or something like that. When we dont find one we will use our phones to look for the light switch. Noone enter we will all watch for traps around the garage.

Everyone agrees with the plan.

They open the gate, nothing happens.

Damien and Joven squat down and start to use the broomsticks like in the game blind man's buff.

Nothing happens.

The go inside and with the phones flashlight the look around to find the light switch.

While looking the garage Booze steps on something, a sharp metalic click and a crossbow bolt shoot at Booze, she is frozen but Mari grabs her and pull her aside. The bolt would have hitten Booze face, but while grabing her Mari get shot through her heart. Both fall on the ground.

Joven hasnt notice it and pulls the light switch, the light turns on.

The group is shocked when the notice that Mari is dead also.

Booze is shocked, “She saved me.”

The two snowmobiles look normal.

Noah: “We hava a problem. We are five and only four can fit on the two snowmobils.”

Damien inspects the bottom of snowmobil. “We just have to constrict.”

Joven inspects the other one. “I cant find anything strange.”

Damien: “Neither do I. We should give it a try. Guys get out of here.”

Booze: “What do you mean?”

Damien: “I will start the snowmobil. When anything happen you guys will be out of the dangerzone.”

Noah hugs Damien, Sohinki too. Suddenly they all are in a group hug.

Damien is able to start both snowmobils and bring them out of the garage. He locks the garage.

“Mari will be save inside till we got help. Sohinki can you hold on someone with your shoulder?” Sohinki trys to say something but all he can do is coughing blood. Since he got wounded he barely talked. In the moonlight the looks more like a ghost. He collapse on the snow.

Joven and Damien turn him around. Sohinki is coverd in sweat, has shivering fit and hot fever.

“My blood burns. I cant see.” Sohinki voice is weak but the whispering sounds loud in the silent night of horror.

Damien: “Whats wrong with you? Sohinki pull yourself togehter.”

Damien removes the bandage, the wound contains some green slime like substance. Meanwhile Joven runs back to the house, he want to get the first aid kit.

“That look like poison. I dont know what we can do.”

“So cold, it is so cold.” Sohinkis last words are barly to hear, even Damien cant get them clearly. He passes out and dies when his breathing stops.

They place Sohinki next to Mari and relock the garage.

Joven hasnt returnd yet.

Noah: “What is he doing so long.”

Damien: “I have a bad feeling.”

The three survivor heading back to the house.

There is only light in the hall and the livingroom, Joven isnt in this two rooms.

Damien: “Joven are you here? Answer me! Where are you?”

Booze isnt happy. “I swear to god, Joven if you make a jump scare i will be the one who kills you.”

Noah: “Is there light upstairs? It looks like a little lamp.”

Damiens gets a serious facial expression. He whispers: “Noah close the door, Booze you turn off the light, stand behind me and dont move.”

Noah closes the door. Booze turn off the lightswitch and screams. In the moonlight that shines in the dark hall they see how Booze uncontrollable fidget. She falls on the ground.

Damien: “Biscuit!” Booze isnt breathing and there is also no heartbeat, even the revival measures dont work.

Noah looks upstairs again. “There is still some light upstairs.”

Damien takes a deep breath: “Ok, we will go back to back. Hold the flashlight up so you can watch the hall behind us. I will look in front.”

Even a blind man could see how nervous Noah is, but the two can go up to the second flor.

The light comes from the big bathroom at the corridors end.

Togehter they arrive and Damien hands his phone to Noah. Noah stand behind Damien. If someone is inside the bathroom he has to go throught Damien and to the left in the corridor to escape. Noah is in the corridor deadend so he should be out of danger.

The door is sligtly open, the light is bright.

Damien holds up three fingers. Noah is ready. Damien is down to two fingers. Down to one finger.

Damien kicks the door open, with a loud bang the door smash the wall behind her radius.

Noah flinches because he didnt expected that. Damien cant believe what he see.

Joven is leaning against the opposite wall, with a knive his left pulp arteries are cut open almost to his elbow. He still holds the knive. Jovens blood is all over the floor.

Noah look in the room while Damien stares like a statue. Noah cant hold togehter and pukes in the corridor, Noah falls on his knees. Damien slowly goes to Joven and check his pulse. Again there is no chance to help his dead friend.

Outside by the snowmobil again.

“Ok Noah we have to pull ourselfs togehter, you take the second snowmobil and follow me down the mountain.”

Noah: “I dont think i can drive.” Noah is shivering mostly from fear and shock and a little from the cold.

Damien: “OK, then sit behind me.”

Damien sits on his snowmobil, Noah takes the second seat.

Noah: „Drive slow. We dont need an accidant in the snowy forest.“

Damien; „Use you phone and try to connect with the police. Hopefully we get a signal when we are closer to the street.“

Slowly they drive down the mountain. With the cars it took 3 hours from the mainstrait to the house, with the snowmobil and this speed it would take about 4 or 5.

The ride is unadventurous. Time passes by and without a reason the snowmobil stops and turn off.

Noah, who fall asleep while the riding, awaken with a jolt.“What happend?“

Damien pushes the buttons, turn the ignition key.

Damien:“I dont know, the energy says its charged but that stupid thing dont want to move.“

Noah and Damien dismount.

Noah: „What should we do? We are two hours away from the house and more than two hours away from the street.“ Noahs talk himself in panic. „Even when we can find the street we are still somewhere in nowhere, in the winter, in the middle of the night, in a forest when a killer is behind us.“ Damien slaps Noahs face hard. Noah falls on the ground and look shocked up to Damien.

„It dont help if we panik. We have to go down the mountain. The moon is bright enough so we can see thanks to the snow. We can call for help when we go to the street.“

Damien search his poket and find his cigarrets, only one is remaining.

Maybe the last cig of my life Damien thinks, he shake his head to get rid of this thought.

The smell of burning tobacco pollute the night.

Damien sits on the snowmobil and inspect his phone. „How much battery have you left?“

Noah stands up and look: „27 percent left.“

Damien groan: „I have 13 left, hopefully its not a bad omen. Its about 3 pm. The sun rises in 5 hours.“

Noah: “I cant believe that its only about seven hours since Matt Raub died.“ Noah stands up and sits next to Damien on the snowmobil

Damien:“To be fair you have sleept about 90 min of the six hours. Sorry for the slap but we shouldnt panic.“

Noah: „It is ok.“ Noah says while his tummy rumbles. Damien grab in his poket and gives Noah a granola bar. Noah open it but stop then, he looks suspicious at the food.

Noah:”You dont want it?”

Damien put his hand over his poket. „I have another one.“

Noah: „Are you sure the killer couldnt poison them?“

Damien:“I took them from home. Noone has known about them. They should be save.“

Noah eats the granola bar. Damien has finished smoking.

Damien: „Lets go. We shouldnt use the flashlight much and we should stay togehter.“

Noah: „Are you not eating your granola bar?“

Damien:“I dont have a second one, but you wouldnt eaten it when you know that i have only one.“

Noah grabs his throat. „Why?“

Damien: „You needed it more than i would. I cant abondon a friend.“

Noah relaxes. Damien and Noah start walking down the mountain.

Same time has passed.

Out of a near bush a aggressiv growl sounds. Suddenly a white wolf jumps out the bush.

With a attack posture it goes closer to the two. The wolfs fangs and snot are coverd in blood. The blood shines silver in the moonlight.

Damien and Noah move backwards. The wolf growls and move slowly closer.

The wolf jumps again. Damien jumps to the left, Noah to the right.

Noah runs of in the woods. Damien face the wolf but the wolf dont move any closer.

Damien still go backwords. The wolf is still growling, ready to attack if Damien gets closer.

From the distance Damien sees a dead venison behind the bush and three or four wolf puppies.

Damien realize that the wolf only protect his children. He runs away to the left. He circumnavigate the wolf and his puppys and go after Noah.

Noah keept running, in the cold night his breath created white clouds. The last 7 hours have been a nightmare. His friends died one after another. Now he was seperate from Damien. Worn-out Noah lean to a tree to catch some breath. The moon with the help of the snow creates enough light to watch a few yards so he felt save for the moment.

The wood was coverd in darkness for only a few seconds when a cloud coverd the moon.

Noahs heart stoped when the light returned, coverd in a black coat a man stand in front of him.

The mans hands grabed Noahs throat and choked him. All Noah could whisper was „please dont“

the man choked even stronger and slowly Noah fades away, just before the world turn black someone run into the attacker, all three fall on the ground. Noahs loses his glasses while falling,

Greddy for air after the suffocate Noah breaths heavy.

In the light and without the glasses all he could see are two silhouettes fighting.

„NOAH RUN!“ Damiens voice shout.

Damien hit for the masked face but the enemy envaded, a short but heavy fight startet.

Damien attacks fierce but nothing works, the masked guy evades and blocks everything.

As last attemp Damien trys a sidekick, the masked guy ram his elbow on Damiens knee. Because of the sudden pain Damien loses his balance and fall on the ground.

The attacker pulls out a hunting knive, he aims to impale damiens heart.

Damien grabs the attackers wrist and twisted it. The attacker goes down on one knee but he uses the the move to strengt a fist punch right on Damiens nose. Blood spray out, Damiens glasses break and the glas fragments hit his eyes. Blinded from pain and blood Damien deflect the knive so it slice deep in his scrag.

Through the veil of blood Damien sees a gun coverd in the silver light from the moon. Damiens last words are “nooo” before the bullet pierces his head.

Noah finaly found his glasses, when i looked up he saw Damien on the ground with the attacker shooting his head. Damiens blood sprays over to Noah. Only 30 seconds have passed since Damien saved him. Unable to move from the horror he saw and the chocking Noah can only stare how masked man walks over and get something out of his cloak. “You are the last one.”

Slowly he masked man bows over. Crackling sounds mix with Noahs heavy breathing. “Good Night” The shock from a stun gun immobalize Noah even more. He cries in pain. A second shock then a third one, finally after the fourth one Noah blacks out.

With pain on the whole body Noah woke up. Without his glasses all he saw was a white light.

His arms where locked with duct tape on his body, his face, body and legs are fixed with duct tape to a bathtube. His mouth was taped too. Same shadow puts his glasses on. Noahs tears open his eyes when he saw the unmasked face. “Yes it was me all the time. I faked my own death.” Noah struggles in his cuffs. “The way i killed Joven looks like a suicide. I will blame everythin on him. When you died noone is can tell the truth.” The unmasked man turns on the water. “You will drown here and im done with all smosh members.” Noah fights his strings even harder but he is still worn-out from all that happens. “When the water cover your ears you will not be able to hear me any longer, so my last words to you should be I see you in hell.” He said with a evil grin. Tears burn in Noahs eyes, he strugeles even harder. There is no escape while slowly the water rises. The evil grin of the guy he saw as his friend breaks his heart. In the moment when the water cover his eyes all he think, Please be fast. His struggles end when the light out of his eyes vanish.

epilogue

The story became much longer than i expectet when i started.

I realy hope you like it and that you dont feel to bad about what happend to your friends and to your self.

I have watched much of your stuff and i used it against you. :)

For example i know that Noah almost drowned so i let him die in the water.

Joven will be blamed for all the murders because he is often blamed for stuff

Killing Wes with a cupcake made me laugh hard because he would probably die with a smile.

Lasercorn said in “Put it in my mouth” that he always think that when someone spits out the food the hell Shayne instand of shame so i placed the pot over his head.

Oliva is afraid of butterflys and other insects so the hornets where a good idea because they are dangerous when enraged.

Noah gave Keith the poisoned cupcake so he would feel even worse about the situation,

#Smosh #smosh games #smosh damien #smosh squad #smosh joven

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somedaypast-thesunset · 7 years ago

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i think its one thing to have a belief in the world ending and another to hope for it. and i think he hopes for it, masking it in a character of paranoid “shelter survival bunker” fantasies that periodically comes up.

and it does seem really appealing to just go the fuc away but like is that the way to be? i dont even know. i actually dont know. but that seems like an equally hard road to take?

he can trigger some terrible things in me sometimes. and this one is lighter than others but ive been through this and the only answer to get by from one day to the next, hoping that the real answer wll some day come, is to grin and bare it through all of life’s shittiness which is made mostly by mankind itself. and thats the prison you’ll be in. what else can i say? even money wont solve these issues. you cant change how it all works, fit it all to your perception.

i told a friend i felt saddened and overburdened by the traumas and tragedies individuals humans hold because it becomes stressful to engage with new people knowing theyre going to bring a new set of terrible things of life. i dont know what else to do. ignore it? focus on myself? act only in self promotion?

in the end, it all seems really futile. everything we do. everything but sleeping and eating and fucking, it’s all futile.

our mutual friend didnt show up tonight with what he owed after being only 10 minutes away. it was really disappointing but i wasnt really in this panic that i would normally be in. i felt really bad for him that our friend would do this, it really showed a lack of respect when hes done nothing but help him and give to him. robin hood stole from the rich and gave to the poor, you cant steal from he rich and give it to yourself and feel good about it. and hes not even rich. he just has more money than us bums. and im a fucking bum too and thats why i left. i just .. needed to go be a bum by myself and do my bum activities of finding a friend to give me weed. but i also knew i could do that so it wasnt this like panic of oh god i didnt get weed today what will i do but more so dealing with the fact that he was being blatantly disrespected after helping the guy mere hours before. and he was less than ten minutes away! we sat patiently, politely giving him another hour before calling him outright to find his phone off.

its really frustrating like i like our mutual friend - hes been very good to me but he has the tendencies to be a shity person and hes displaying them for like the 10th time in our nearly 2 year friendship. it sucks that we now have to have this big fall out and go through drama and i wont even have to but i have to support him. wel i dont have to, but i will because its not like he did anything wrong. its not even a drug thing - he owed money. and he just .. fucked off. after being rude to me earlier this week.

i mean honestl hed probably pay it back tomorrow or have some shity excuse but thats not what its about. i feel bad he has to work tomorrow. im sure hes struggling to sleep, pissed off about our friend and having to deal with anxiety of dealing with him. anxiety of going to work.

my future plans involved going to school and becoming a floral designer. such small time goals. but i also just want to run away with himand if i do what are my plans, what will we do - its not even a real solution.

back to smoking weed and watching youtube videos.

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ileavemaybe · 8 years ago

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Wondering how the world evolves, today i was at this tabbaco store. My exgirlfriend was buying my 20 Birthday present, or was it even the birthday present ? i think so, but i can't remember really. okay get to the point the lighter, the gift i recieved from her, was broken after 2 weeks. I told her the lighter is broken and she told me to get back to the tobacco store in the Karstadt to reclaim it but I didn't for a long time. She was allways a little bit upset about me and about that she has a relationship with somebody that is not right with her principles.

She told me:"When i was sixteen, i proud myself that i never would have such a relationship like my best girlfriends. He lives more then 50 Miles(80 KM) away, smokes cigarettes, has parents he lives at, is unemployed,unathletic, brown hairs, green eyes" Okay she doesn't exactly sad it like i wrote it here, but her list about "Things about " .....perfectly ... was endless. At least in her head but the guy she was thinking about as a 16teen years old girl, am I.

Some Morning she sad: "Take me with you to Rosenheim, i reclaim the lighter myself because now its only a broken present." I replied: "Let me take the lighter i pass by the tobacco store at the evening." and wanted to take it out of her hand but she defended it, took it away beetween her 2 hands near to the body and sad with a confidently and louder voice: "NO! I please you now 4 weeks that you reclaim it and now you would take it it as easy as you dont loose any time to reclaim it. No Flo!". I twitched with my shoulders, and told her "Okay, you got 10 minutes then we have to sit in the car and drive away". She left with a sweet smile and a expression of happines on her face upstairs to my room. She was hurry to get started while i drunk my morning coffee and checked out the daily news on my smartphone.

--- 10 minutes later --- I closed and locked the door. I went to my car where she was allready sitting in. She allways had a usb-stick with her music on it. She kept asking me everytime if she could put her stick in the radio even thought i allways replyng "No problem.". I liked almost all of her music, i think she is liking my music also. Thats why she was keeping some songs, we heard both in the playlists. At all we never had worries about the music. So i got in my car. Right as i sat in the car seat she was asking me "Do you have a problem if we hear the music on this usb-stick?" and liftet her hand with the stick in it. I replied "No problem." while she was unplugging the iPhone cable. I started the car and was beginning to drive right to my work in Rosenheim. I asked her "Are you hungry? I will pass by the gas station in Bad Feilnbach." She told me :"I'm fine, I will buy something when we are in Rosenheim. " I pried my cigarette pack and was putting one of the cigarettes in my mouth and asked: "We can meet in my pause at the trainstation i can be there in 5 minutes from the shop if you want?".I took the lighter it lied in the gap right under the radio in my car. She answerd: "Yeah cool, when do you have your pause and how long is it?" and looked quizzical fast beetween the lighter in my right hand and that cigarrette in my mouth. I replied: "I don't can say really when i got my pause but i think between 12:00 and 13:00 o'clock i can manage it. My pause is only 30 minutes long, i need 5 minutes to the trainstation and back, so we got 20 minutes, when i have pause i'm hungry so i want to eat something but there are some takeaway stores." As i set my cigarrette in fire and cranked down the car window she was bugged and said:"Do you have to smoke now? huh?" I opened the roof door, There after I told her:"I allways smoke a cigarette here!" With a slightly disappointed and quite angry voice she said:"If you think ..." I remembered her:"Whats about my midday pause?" She replied: "Yeah, ehm, please let us eat in the Mc Donalds there, yummy." I answerd: "Sorry but if i have my pause i wanna eat something with nutrients. I think i will eat at this nice kebap shop with that beastly hot sauce".

Just after Fischbachau i enunciated my cigarette in the nearly empty ashtray in front of the gearstick. I was allways clearing it before i met her. I closed the window to my left again and turned the switch of the car roof window, at the middle by the front part of the car sky, from my VW Polo 6n builed in year 2001, to close. The window slowly closed and as it was finished i shoved the light-tight cover over it. Yes she neither liked the light or even if the sun was shining, the sunlight that was shinning through.

I have to say as my Dad was asking me what car i would like to drive as a new driver i told him:"Hey Norbi, i dont mind what car it is, i want to have a Volkswagen and a must have is the roof window. Please there must be a roof window!". He told me that he has to speak with the car salesman where our family bought all cars from and 3 weeks later we got him. That Volkswagen Polo 6n Build in 2001, with snow tyre at the backseats and mounted normal tyre on it. He had a little front damage and a accident damage at the tail. At his status he was certificated prized around ~ 2.800$ my Dad bought him for about 1.500$, thats just more then 1.000$ off, i was like: "WOW! How did you do that? This is the nuts!" He told me: "Hey Flo, this car has to get through the TÜV-check, it will need new brakes and a new rear bumper-bar. This will cost me another 500$!." i replied: "I'm so overgrateful. Thank you Dad this and my driver lesson were the best birthday presents i've got in my whole lifetime! Really really, thank you." Mostly we call, i don't know if this talk was on phone but he asked me:"Did you allready ate your dinner today?" I answerd: "Yes Norbi, i allready had it. But we can go on Thursday if you haven't arranged something yet." He told me:"Doris is coming at the weekend, maybe she can manage a free friday so she will come at the Thursday evening. If you don't have a problem that Doris is with us, we can meet, me and Doris would have a meal out anyway, so why not?".On top of i asked: "No i don't got a problem with Doris, so can you call me on Thursday evening around 18:00 o'clock?". He replied: "Right, let us have another call on Thursday evening. I will tell you where we going to eat so you can catch us later there. Okay?" I answerd: "Okay, right. Yeah i have finished do you've got another question?" He said: "Nah Flo, it's allright, i call you Thursday. See you! Bear in mind that all is easy as long as you've started with it!. See you Flo! Servus!" I also said good bye and finished off the call with a touch on my smartphone. I really never had a problem with Doris, she is the new girlfriend by my father. My parents live in seperated homes but they are not divorced by each other. My Dad is tooking this as if they were complete strangers and is idle with my mum. My Mum was talking and is thinking about trying to force another bite at the cherry with him. But this has reduced in the last few weeks, when my Dad started to file a petition for divorce.Since this action they are little bit on daggers drawn. I live by my mum. She owns the house at our family grew up. In the meanttime I got a good mumship with her. Short time after the moment, they lived in seperated homes, my mum was looking out for a new boyfriend on internetpages for singles, where you've got to pay to recieve and send messages. So many online dating services now have a lock for reading or even sending messages.You only can break it by paying money. I can remember as i was 12 years old i logged into the internet across a modem. The modem also did a login sound, that was allways the same and after that sound you where logged in, into the Interne. You'd to pay for each single minute your computer was online. (The sound was really similar to this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aV8DEJ8ydJQ) This is were i did my first steps into the internet. I knew from google, so i checked it out. I don't know how but there were nobody to explain me how to connect to google.com but for me that was so logic that i have to clear the url-bar and type (world wide web)w w w.google.com into it and press enter. I pressed enter and the browser window turned into a white screen, it lasted some seconds and there were it. I easily managed to get myself to google.com. Now i would say "Okay greedy young boy go for the Porn search! :D" but i know i didn't searched for porn or something similar to that. I searched for music downloads because i heard about downloading music from the internet without to pay for it. I tried few search requests until i've found something that could help me so much. It was called Bearshare, this is a file-sharing service software to swap data beetween all users into there network like eMule or Limewire. I regestrated at there Homepage and logged into the software. Now i was in a network, where every user that is inside this network does share his released data with me. Me as a user of this software shared my data to the users too. Because i knew some songs from friends and the radio. I tried to remember there dept and started to download "Xavier Naidoo - Wenn ein Lied(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLF-IDwRMr8)" and "Die Fantastischen Vier - Troy(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkvuDOB9XD4)". Xavier Naidoo is a interpret i still hear especially today. Die Fantastischen Vier are not in my gusto. The download of this two songs took more then 30 minutes. We payed a price around 0.25$ per minute so that two songs costed us around 10$ for just two songs. But hey! For me they were free because my parents had to pay it! I don't know how much songs i downloaded like that. The big problem that's why i tell you this random shit, was: as I was 13 years old, my family got a very serious letter from the judgement in Hamburg. There workspace was about the authorships of songs. They worked for the SONY MUSIC ENTERTAINMENT GERMANY GMBH. It's one off the biggest lables out here! They demanded 7.500$ from my parents. There reason to write us was: The IP-Adress from our router was spreading data with authorships to other users from Bearshare and all that without a permission from the lable.Our Internet provider was Telekom Deutschland GmbH where we had a ADSL, with a bitrate of 6.000kb/m in that throughhout. Because i didn't know that i was spreading data and i even didn't interesst me for that although i knew that was illegal to do. Allways you talk to People they told you:"Nah man, everybody is doing it! The chance that they will catch exactly you is very atomic! Believe me." But now i tell you something you will wonder. They catched all. They did there job like playing pokemon to gather all data from all pokemons in their edition in there pokedex. You maybe will think: "WTF? POKEMON? EDITION? POKEDEX?" Chill down. Pokemon is a video game on a gameboy colour for kids in the ninety's. There were around 130 different monsters called Pokemons and there were 2 different Editions: a red one and a blue one in them you couldn't find all the 130 Pokemons. The goal in the game is to gather all Pokemon data from all Pokemons out there, in your ingame handheld called Pokedex. I never finished to get all Data completly. It was very plodding to gather it all. The Pokemon tagline is "Gotta catch 'em all!" But why they only got all Data in their Edition? Because they only got the IP-Adresses from that users there shared their data, in the software was a setting to dissemble the data sharing, i was sure i took a snag inside the checkbox and saved the current options but i think the programm was unchecking the checkbox everytime it has been started. My Dad spoke to a lawyer he knew from his daily job. He meant maybe we can escape from their demand if we shuffle the accusation away from my parents to me, because i wasn't in the age of criminal responsibility and they couldn't accuse me. Despite that Norbi had to much proud to convict his own sun then my half-brother, Felix on my mother's side was also downloading songs on eMule and Bearshare. After one night, he wanted to slep over the information he got from the lawyer, he called him another time and asked him if we can do something else to stall for time or minimize the amount of the demand. Overall we stall time for 1 or 2 years and decreased the Amount of $ they called from 7.500$ to 2350$. My father payed the 2350 $ and that story was over. And now it slowly advise in oblivion.

----arbeitspunkt

My Dad lives only 10 Minutes away by car and we meet weakly for dinner or something else. He's a good driver and i took it from him. I think i drive good, I'm a completly defensive driver mostly i break only to emanate carefully and responsible to the public and also Belle told me she's feeling safe and i'm a good driver.

She replied "Okay then i eat without you at the Mc Donalds, we don't have to meet at your pause." I was confused and said: "But i wanna see you, beauty!" She told me "But i don't want!" and laughed in a mix of immoral and joky like allways when she sad things only to see my reaction. In her favor that was just fun to play with my feelings like toys. For me that was real pain in my body, every sentence like that was a horrible and emotional feeling right next to my heart. It lasted one or two still standing and totally silent seconds, it felt like my heart stopped right into this second and was released after. Someday we layed in my bed cuddling and watched tv.I told her whats happening inside of me when she's making her joky games of feelings. She don't took me this serious as i was in this moment and told me "Ohhh man, Flo! You know me! You know thats only because i wanna see your reaction about and its really humorius. You know anyway when i do this, or not? Tell yourself it's only a joke and this is not real. You know i love you.". She stroked over my stomatch and went with her head to a kiss. I tooked it. After the kiss i told her: "It's hard to stop my feelings for you like you switch off a lamp. It's like you were scared this feelings just come i can't do anything about it.". She replied: "Flo! Just try to dessemble your feelings." I answerd "Okay i will try, but only because i love you so much" and we got another kiss. A few minutes ago she told me: "Also these things with your friend Niclas, you know this is only to get you jealous. But Nic is really sexy." My feelings are cold and i sad with bored voice: "Really?". She started to laugh and stuck me to laugh also.

We arrived the gas station in Bad Feilnbach i disembarked out of my car and went into the gas station. I left the carkey in it so she can hear music while i visited the shop. I was buying Cigarettes and a Red Bull like almost always every day. I don't had to refuel my car today, it was nearly full. After that i went back into my car where she was hearing the song "Maroon 5 - One More Night". (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lprIOaNug9M) I don't like that song and asked her if we can skip it. She answerd "You dont like that song? Why?" I replied "I don't like it because it's about a last night and i don't want to lose you anyday! I love you Isabelle and there's nothing i love more then you." She replied:" You know Flo, i told you i'm not there for ever , i go to the UK next year and gonna study there." I dont really know if i told her but i walked with her if she wants.I asked again "Can we skip?" she answerd with a lapsing voice:"Okay .... skip it.". We got our drive on from the gas station to the left into the roundabout and the first exit out of it, straight to the end of the street and leftwards to Rosenheim. There's another roundabout where we took also the first exit across the Wasserstraße (in English Waterstreet) via Pang right to Rosenheim. The street took it name from the for a street a typical mass of puddles. They are completly full when it is raining for some days. But maybe the name for the street has founded because that very small single farmer village Wasserwiesen (Wasserwiesen in english is Watermeadows) is right next to the roadend and in Wasserwiesen there are really meadows full of water. There are some they where really good fertile usually meadows in the past but now they are just full of water and mud like a lake. But they are not a real lake, they are like a water reservoir for the water that is coming from the mounts in the spring when the snow is dewing on the hills. When the Sun is approaching the morning behind the mountains. But this day wasn't sunny, it was cloudy and depressing. It doesn't semed to rain this day, and there was no rain at all. Maybe in the Evening but i dont know anymore. After Wasserwiesen you will do a 90 degree turn, and drive over the highway right to Salzburg and Munic. A bridge will get you right to the other side of it. I like that bridge because i can allways watch the traffic but I neither commend you to get to Salzburg over the Highway on a shiny saturday early evening because i allways laugh about the people in this massive traffic while I race over the bridge with like 80 miles per hour and there are standing on the highway with no solution at 30C degrees.

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