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everyone needs to get fat and shoplift NOW
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You should be able to rot in bed for 2, maybe 3 hours after waking up before it starts affecting what time it is. If I wake up at 8:30 and lie in bed for 2hr it should still be 8:30 when I get up
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I’m so sorry but in the nicest way possible do yall actually read books or just read words??? Cause I’ve been seeing that trend of people not understanding how “snarled” and “eyes darkened” and “eyes softened” etc. was used in a book and like…
Genuinely, do yall just not have imagination?? Or not understand figurative language??? Also eyes do literally darken and soften have you not lived a life??? How do you read with no imagination? Is this how you get through so many books in one month - you simply don’t take the time the understand the words as they are read?
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do you think pushing someone down the stairs is erotic?
god. this is such a difficult question am i under oath
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love dungeon meshi senshi's character design bc when he has the helmet on he looks like a fucking pokemon
and then he takes the helmet off and hes just a guy with a face and forehead and everything
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to me he looks like this
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Was curious how far Ithaca was from troy today while listening to epic the musical and rereading the illiad and I found this map
I think odysseus would have been better just to walk😭
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the theory of spontaneous generation IS real in tes but it only applies to random abandoned structures and bandits
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i have to defend fictional women who aren't good people because if i don't who else will
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call out post
HELLO??? IS ANYONE THERE????????
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maybe subconsciously but a lot of people really do not believe women are intelligent enough to be funny on purpose, or absurd/ironic on purpose, or make art that makes people uncomfortable on purpose. “omfg how did she not realise how this would come off” she realised. i promise she realised. i’m going to kill you.
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Westerners may not understand that in Japanese culture, companies often [insert obviously horrific act of worker exploitation here]. We simply just don't understand it because we are more individualistic and self-centered and do not understand the untranslatable concept of [thing they said in English but in Japanese]
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