#also i do read that last line in the McElroy Cadence which is very funny to me.

[kinkymagnus]

i think it would be very funny if the whole seelie court kiss scene trope everyone used to love because of the books happened in the show (aka “alec, who is not openly with magnus currently, is forced to choose between kissing jace and magnus, oh the drama, his *i start puking* “”crush”” or his secret boyfriend”) because the seelie queen would just be like (apparently assuming alec is ashamed of magnus/himself and/or that he likes jace) “who will you choose to kiss, lightwood boy? magnus, or j--they’re making out. they are making out right now” 

like she doesn’t even finish her sentence and alec’s sweeping magnus into a dramatic dip and kissing him deeply. he doesn’t even glance at jace. he’s too busy feeling magnus up and kissing him like it’s the end of the world as magnus passionately returns the kiss. everyone looks away, slightly uncomfortable. the seelie queen is just like “asked and answered, i guess”