#also i cant wait to start my masters im so bored rn
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anyone else have no idea what they wanna do in life
#honestly glad im doing a master’s cause i have no idea whatsoever of what kind of job i want or what i wanna do#idek where i wanna live#and like idk if companies i like would even hire me#ugh idk why im thinking about this tonight#adulthood is so much pressure and i feel like there’s way too many things i could do but also ….. not ? idk#i miss being young and knowing exactly what i wanna do#also i cant wait to start my masters im so bored rn#also i am really hoping to make some actual friends so yay
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tgcf chapters 107 - 120 this is one where i give some Opinions. i do overall like hualian a lot but i have some quibbles
wait why am i still taking screenshots? i can copy/paste again afskldfjasad
It really was hard to tell whether people would feel happy after watching such performances. However, in truth, slaughter and the sight of blood did create excitement in people. Whether or not there was fear, after the initial shock was over, a rush of adrenaline would be produced in the heart- me watching horror movies
“Shi Qingxuan said. “Then, Your Highness, Crimson Rain Sought Flower! I order you to—to immediately strip each other’s clothing!” - djslkadjlsd WHY DID HE SPECIFICALLY SAY THEY HAD TO STRIP EACH OTHER THISALSKDJ is this a normal thing is it a wingman attempt what is happening
“I’ll tell you what it is,” he said softly. “To watch with your own eyes your beloved be trampled and ridiculed, yet be unable to do anything. That’s the worst suffering in the world.” ... “Ming Yi asked, “What’s the biggest regret of your life?”- when truth or dare gets a bit too real
On the side, Hua Cheng was still only observing, and was already bored to the point where he’d changed back into his red robes. Then he changed to black robes again. Then to white robes. Almost every time Xie Lian looked back, he would be donning a different appearance, and with every new look there were different hairstyles, and different accessories, and different boots, and so on; sometimes playful, sometimes elegant, sometimes deadly, sometimes glamourous. Xie Lian was growing dizzy from all the colours and kept looking back, unable to look away. - THIS ISNT THE TIME HUA CHENG. YOURE PRIMPING. THE WINDMASTER HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED AND YOURE PRIMPING
obsessed with xie lian not being able to figure out to use the windmaster’s fan and just. using it to SMACK
also windmaster??? whats going on??? :( i know some things from spoilers like who is not to be trusted but i really have no clue whats happening rn
anyways back to puqi shrine lets check on those kids also can we PLEASE get some funds for this restoration smh. hua cheng and xie lian doing mundane hard labor together to fulfill prayers.... :pleading:
jailbreak in the heavens 2: dig a tunnel
Sure enough, the moment Ming Yi put pressure on his shovel, a hole opened up before them. With the shovel raised, he burrowed crazily ahead while Shi Qingxuan, in the middle, cheered him on crazily. As the only non-crazy person, Xie Lian brought up the rear. That treasured shovel of the Earth Master was indeed magical, and with only a few strokes, a new tunnel of over ten meters was dug. - anybody remember mulch diggums from the artemis fowl series? this is much more dignified than that but i think this is only the second time ive read a character just starting digging a tunnel as a plot point
okay so much is going on i wish i hadnt spoiled who certain characters actually are for myself but i have no one to blame but me for a) not blacklisting spoilers at all and b) just having a little freefall through the tags. oh well. anyway heavenly college admissions scandal except way worse. the corruption extends to the heavens and the windmaster is having a very bad day
i guess we’re having a high seas adventure now?
im gonna keep it real im getting tired of how often we get told how handsome hua cheng is. i know its all xie lian’s pov and while im not terribly familiar with it i know what genre we’re working with and im assuming thats pretty typical. its something i dont much care for in general and idk maybe it sounds better in the original but ngl its starting to make me roll my eyes. love you goth king but god okay we get it.
i guess what i will say about hualian so far is that overall i like them and i like how they interact in general they have a lot of nice moments and they just genuinely seem to like each other which is really nice to see EXCEPT for when it actually comes to things that could be romantic or sexual which is a shame bc i dont think it has to be like this. again disclaimer that im only reading a translation and dont know everything might not have all the knowledge necessary to accurately criticize etc etc and im assuming a lot of this is expected from the genre (disclaimer to this disclaimer that i cant say that for sure its just based on things ive picked up about the bl genre over the years) but idk like xie lian was so distressed after their underwater kiss scene. it was kind of uncomfortable to read and maybe im being unfair i know his cultivation is based around abstinence or whatever but idk i dont care for it. and that scene alone doesnt have to be a bad thing like idk i guess its his first kiss ever (?) and it would make sense if he feels weird about it but i just have my doubts thats going to be addressed or resolved in a satisfying way. also im like. dude everyone is like centuries old. xie lian’s been on earth for 800 years. has he really never met or heard of a gay person during all this time? maybe he hasnt idk what he got up to yet maybe that’s actually a thing. also same thing with the reactions from the immortals to xie lian in a dress and characters like the windmaster like again you’re all centuries old and its not uncommon to be able to just completely change gender presentation. why are you all weird about a man wearing a woman’s dress? i just feel like that shouldnt be a big deal to these characters idk
also again not going to lie part of this that im not really a big fan of reading romance in general. yes i am reading this book. yes i do read and write a lot of fanfic that includes or centers romance. im multifaceted. but really what im talking about is the like physical side of it and descriptions im extremely picky about it. ill give an example. early on in the torture pit (or whatever it was called i cant remember lol) when xie lian kind of accidentally felt up hua cheng in the dark when he was being carried. i dont think thats a bad thing to have happen between the two romantic leads i think thats fine and good to include that early but i just did not enjoy reading it when it happened idk maybe it was the wording and i do think that moments like these work better in a visual medium. ive definitely read het romance that reads like this and i wasnt a fan of that either lol same with fanfic i get tired when writers go on and on about how hot one characters finds another character. this isnt a huge criticism of it like i said im picky but again like with the way that hua cheng is described it just makes me roll my eyes sorry kings
okay back to the reading. this whole saving the fishermen thing feels like a big set up for something narrative-wise. hua cheng specifically insisted on coming and i know one of the characters involved ends up dying im wondering if thats now it would be a good time tbh if things get just a bit too unfortunate during this heavenly calamity... and the brothers are notably not having a harmonious time... also tho it feels very likely we’ll just have another Hualian Moment (tm)
In such a situation, Pei Ming still acted the same. In the evening, when they rescued a few fishermen girls, so scared their eyes were blurry from tears, he held them in his embrace and soothed them with a gentle voice; a true show of honeyed romance, affectionate and charming. - pei ming please get pickled again.
also its funny that hua cheng is just kinda hanging out and everyone else just has to deal with it
Looking down from above, the entire area was painted in a terrifying black. It was easy to see the collision between the two different-coloured currents. Their fierce battle was what formed this enormous whirlpool. As the eye swallowed the ship whole, the two currents of water separated. However, the battle was far from over. Like two venomous vipers, they continued to snap at each other. Each collision was followed by a mountain of angry waves. - this pretty dope ngl. also love our wind and earth masters just chilling on a shovel i dig it. hehe
Yet, other than discovering Hua Cheng had a fine body, there were no other finds. Xie Lian was at his wit’s end and started to worry. - okay see this one’s funny im just also irritated bc im like WE KNOW!!! WE GET IT HE’S HOT AND XIE LIAN THINKS HE’S HOT OKAY GOT IT
okay kiss #2 again its not the kisses themselves its xie lian’s reaction it just bothers me idk im not saying i need him to be super into it and completely unconflicted about it rn but he’s just so freaked out about it and idk i just dont really like it just feels weird i dont care for that aspect of it. also dude hua cheng is a ghost and he did this exact same thing for you before just chill. i wish instead of xie lian literally running away while screaming that hes sorry he was just like “oh haha youre fine thats cool im gonna go look around the woods i dont feel weird about this at all haha” like idk its kind of funny but when its literally our two romantic leads i just feel like its confusing like it kind of makes me feel like they shouldnt be together if one of them freaks out this much again considering the fact that they are both CENTURIES old. i know i know xie lian is an 800 year old virgin but. he hasn’t been like this about anything else so yeah idk like it still could have been awkward and funny i just dont think it needed to be so :/ that being said it was funny that xie lian was then internally like “oh i did it wrong? perhaps i should ask him for more.. instructions....” if that actually happens i might like it bc it would complete this little watery theme
Before he finished, he immediately remembered. Coffin wood. There were trees here everywhere; and a deceased? There was one right before his eyes. Sure enough, Hua Cheng smiled. “Won’t it be fine once I lie inside? - love that hua cheng just sat on the fact that he can turn anything into a coffin. that would have been really useful information earlier but no he just waited until everyone but xie lian was gone afjaklsdjf
also i do think that oblivious xie lian thinking “wow whoever it is that hua cheng fancies is an idiot for not liking him back theyre totally taking him for granted :/” is kind of funny and sweet. actually the whole conversation they have at the campfire is good and im bookmarking it to think about later
“...You on top and me on the bottom,” Xie Lian replied. “Isn’t top and bottom the same?” Hua Cheng asked. - okay im sorry but. mood whenever theres discourse about top/bottom dynamics for a ship im just like jesus christ i dont care. tbh i rarely read fanfiction if its just sexual and ngl if i see a fic specifically tag characters as top or bottom i wont read it lmfao. especially when people have really strong opinions about this stuff when theres nothing canonical to back it up like headcanon all you want but whenever i see people argue about it im just like no offense but go work out your own sexual issues and dynamics instead of arguing with strangers on the internet about who’s a top and who’s a bottom. sorry to be mean but just thats how i feel lol
this was mostly a ramble with a few excerpts but im getting sleepy im going to TRY to take a break from this for like a day but we’ll see how that goes i do very much want to know what happens. anyway if you read this whole thing hiiiiii sorry for subjecting you to my opinions on top/bottom discourse
#minors dni#reading this is weird its like wow this is pretty great actually im having a blast#and then there's these moments that are like...... hmmmm.#idk they havent been awful i just think theyre :/#still funny tho ill give it that#tgcf liveblog
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{--Everybody in this stream was fucking HIGH.--}
He's either also cold or he's going through withdrawals, one of the two.
No he's having a seizure
STOP BOUNCING DEAK
All those burnt corpses look like bacon to me
Crispy dragon-charred bacon
Human jerky
I’d love some jerky rn
Id push you
BACKFLIP BACK FLIP
you're a COWARD. GO TO THE TOP
NO
EMBRACE THE JUMP
EAGLE JUMP
jfc
theres a hay pile at the bottom waiting to catch you. youll be fine
because physics works for you in this game
t his isn't assasin's c r e ed
yes it is. right?
Wrong game
that's what we're watching?
theres is clearly hay
i see parkor
hay and parkour= ass creed
exact
HRDCORE PARKOR
lavi looks like a hobbit ngl. i mean deak
hes gonna steal the ring from gollum
can u see the eye of mordor
hes carrying it
it is
jump. you'll live
Holy shit I survived
TOLD U
the eye of mordor is mobile now
it was great
7/10
TOLD U UR IL CHILD BEARING BONES WOULD CATCH YOU - THEYRE SPRINGY AND RESILIENT
U did it
congrdeurtions
am i having a stroke
Ashdjsjdk
idk - were all varying seconds behind of each other. so mavbe
Who keeps a deer pelt with bread smh
makes sense
That’s why they all sick in Skyrim
the deer pelt is surprisingly sterile
can't have the babes
its the most sterile thing in thie fucking game
you're right
i cant believe deak is aa hobbit
idk if its gonna keep your bread all spongy tho
just wrap it tight. it'll be fine
I mean it was stale so probably not
and your breads gonna tste kinda funny
tHTAT'S PRETTY
SKYRIM IS PRETTY
Noice
AESHTETIC
I CAN TYPE I SWEAR
straight up
r U havin' a stroke?
mE VISION KEEPS BLURRING
I wanna go somepe similar to skyrim, take up residency in n bandoned castle. spruce it up
go to europe
and then pretend im a ghost haunting it when visitor come
they have random "castles"
tHAT SKY THO
SCREEN SHOTS. NICE. GOOD CHOICE
I dont want [castles] I want C A S T L E S
we all have dreams
sweet dreams are made of thiiissss
My dream is to be able to spell astetic
who am i to disagree
you men bees
Asthmatic
mean*
travel the world and the seven seas
Jesus Christ
aesthetic?
Yes that one!
antsthetic
I wanna lick the sugar candy in the sky
Aesthetic !!
antstetic?antstatic?ant static
aunt stacy
A e s t h e t I c
that sounds like something Ant-Man would say
sunnylantern gets it = w=
DUN DUN DUN DUN DUND UN DUN DUN ANT MAAAAANNN H A
Why is that corpse thiccer then I am
duran duran hungry like the wolf
wait, I missed the corpse
we have to go back for the corpse
go back for the corpse, tho
leave NO man behind
you mean jeky
jerky*
no it's jeky
nO
okay, I thought I saw a shadow back there and it looked like a werewolf
we do not waste jerky
Bacon
Mmmmm Bacon....
bc u cannibals wanna eat them
it might have been
don't waste good meat
jfc
Meat is meat
meat is meat. yes
they dead they don't care
exactly
bacon is delicious as hell
MEAT MEAT MEAT
HEATHENS
sos jerky
ALL OF U
U'R A HEATHEN 2 DON'T PLAY COY
scuse you - were pagan
i'm an angel
sounds fake
idk what ur talking about
wOW
it does sound fake
Im pure so I mean
We're all heathens
sounds fake
we're all heathens yes
all my friends are heathens
take it slow
take it slow
(twenty one pilots voice) all my friends are heathens-GDI
TOO SLOW.
TAKE IT SLOW
LMAO
wait for them to ask u who u kno
please don't make
i forgot the damn lyrics
any sudden moves
any sudden moves
AAYY
pfffbbbbt
u don't know the half of the abuse
Y’all remember all that smh
XD
hell yeah man
it catchy
Can’t even remember my middle name
s AM E
same
adopt a child. it's time
tbh - replace remembering our names with more important infrmation, like musical lyrics...people use those alot
my middle name is simple as heck. it's only 3 letters
adopting children usually doesn't go well; just look at doug
dic
Hige. No.
ann
but
No
Mine is four and yet :->
dick:smiley:
mine is 5 letters
NO. Dicks.
mINE IS FOUR
yep, that's my middle name. u caught me
mines four too
Ahsjdjdjd
Maybe we all have the same middle name
i'm Liz Dick now
LMAO
Liz dick taylor
'cause we all have the same middle name
has a nice flow
it does doesn't it?
not me
i'm proud of my name
mine is 3 letters
naw. it's Dick now
its four now
Nope, it three
FINE. Dic
ass
U CAN BE THE HALF SSED DIC
there u go
Hjssjjs
oh yeaaaa
sounds like that's yours, isa
OOOHHH
wow
DANG
: )
SNAP
isa ass
isass
has a ring
ees ass
isa sass
Eat a ss
thees assthesis
isa's ass
prometheous
you're all terrible
w he e z e s
WHERE DO U GET THAT. FROM ISA ASS.
rhymes with thesis
prometheass
that name makes me uncomfortable
I want that as my new name
hahahahahah
Prod the a sa
i blame the movie and all the movies that's connected to that one. I get nightmares
don't worry i'll protect you
really tho, me middle name means darling in french so
aren't u special
i'm an angel
meanie
all of u can fight me
u'r an angle, isa
ur no angel, isa
My middle name is from my great grandmother
I was named aftar a slutty country singer. and a car
PHHHHTTTT
i was named after *no one*
a car and a country singer. fuck me
my middle name is Spanish
lucky
QUESO
i'm hispanic and my middle name ain't hispanic :confused:
UR MIDDLE NAME IS QUESO
THREE LETTERS, HIGE
KSO
3 LETTERS, HIGE
osHIT
I'm hispanic and all my names be hispanic
THAT HAPPENED
the kink cavern
the falling cavern
u and deak gonna kink it up in here
WHy
wait ....still children in this. nvm
because it's expected
Looks like stds grow there ngl
deak is a child. cover his eyes
WH A T. WHERE DID THAT GO TO. WHY IT COLLAPSE JUST NOW
See that’s the stds falling from the roof
you guys are behind me, my gosh. that happened like 10 seconds ago
too much sex in this ramshackle place
No one cleans that place
no one needs to. don't get paid enough for that shit
its the jizz....it gets between the cracks and degrades the foundation
between teh /cracks/
KEK
Can’t people f uck in the bed like normal humans
naw son. too vanilla, they get bored
i
omg
wow
Back in my day we used beds and called it woohoo
this is not SIMS
back in my day, we got in bed and wrestled
i'M CR YGIN
AGSHDJSJ that’s where all my sex ed comes from shdjsjd
Back in my day we fucked on the floor like REAL MEN
WHOA NOW. CALM URSELF
COVER THINE EYES, CHILDREN
Crying my lord
I'M TOO ACE FOR THIS
YOU BETTER BE PRAYIN TO UR LORD AND NOT CRYIN
back in my day, we walked 4 miles with ONE FUCKIN' SHOE
relatable
and we shared between 5 of us
Through the snow
ok but same
bc I ate the other shoe
gdi hige
hige thought it was jerky
I did
it was jerky
Must of burnt it
Anything chewy nd tough is jerky
ye bro. learn from hige
...skin?
def
ye
n o
y e
skin is the jerkiest of all
And I’m the one that needs to pray
and the people are jerky, too 'cause they're jerks sometimes
Take the pot
smoke the pot
^^^^to both
I mean-cogh
dO NOT SMOKE THE POT. JFC HIGE
taste the pot
smell the pot
be the pot
BE the pot, yep
be the pot
It’s pn legal now
why are you HERE
smoke that khajiit drug thing
why did you come back to the kink dungeon
DO IT
we're all pots now
i'm a potu'r a pot
we're all pots
or drink it, i don't remember what it is
moonshine
Does the room smell like pot?
I put a pot on me head and nw im a pot head
. . .
IT'S ALL OGRE NOW
I...
y did u make me read that with my own 2 eyes
wait wrong reference
NO
-leaves-
That’s a bad ref
i h8 isa
whe ez e s
Nasty
i'ms or ry
Talk about HEATHEN
go sit in the corner and think about what u've done
u'r no angel
they cant, the corners are mine. all of them
fuckin' share
u already knew this, liz
i did
I Still remember that video like tbwas uesterdyayb
lucifer was an angel too
Was
yesterday
T'was
luifer is still pretty hot I hear
Gdi
SHUT UP
-eye brow wiggle-
omg
hoNHON
EIFFEL TOWER
ur banned from my next stream, hige
BAGUETTE
NO TEW2 FOR YOU
EIFFEL TOWER
NO. PLS. ILL BE GOOD
BAGUETTE
The Eiffel Tower reminds me of something else but idk why
B A N N E D
ILL CALL YOU MASTER AND WEAR A SHOCK COLLAR AND EVERYTHING
goodbye hige
PLS
doug's got that eiffel tower dick. bye
-pBFT
that pill dick
Hm.
i'll see myself out
more like
Wait was there an anime with an Eiffel Tower :thinking:
there was a show with an eiffel tower. and a lady bug,and a cat, and moths
chaat noir
it was cray
Miraculous Ladybug
Nah thinking of something ten times as traumatizing
wow u guys got it
sCREAMS
y that
o 3 o
sCREAMS TOO
But it might of just been a Tower
I watch it every now and then
are u sacrificing deak to the old gods
and the new
the new season?
gotta go fast. gotta go fast
Are u making jerky
OH new gods
gOTTA GO FASTER FASTER FF -FF-F-F-F-F-FASTER
honey you've got a big storm comin'
SANIC X
I was singing that during one of my streams
u didnt stutter over the Faster part. it doesnt count
I did tho
i have to go make jerky
this music still makes me think of South Park Stick of Truth
pats gently
Sleep is for the weak
And i. Am v weak
whimps. sleep is for the dead
grnted. we are all very dead inside already so....
Guess y’all better get me a coffin then cause imma be sleep in an hour probs. Maybe two. Depends on how much my dog wants to piss me off tonight
SCREAMS THO I FINALLY GOT A FIRE STARTED AND IT CRASHED
LMAO
Rip fire
RIP KIT
no fire
It burned too bright
only suffering
tiger tiger burning bright
Face the dark and cold like a dragon
fuckin capitilism
U can do it kit. Build that fire
How do u skill up in camping ?
Desk looks short.
Deak*
no. hes desk now
he's always been desk
your kindling loks like dog turds
They do I know my dog turds
ive stepped in enough dog shit to know my turds
I’ve picked up enough dog crap to know mine
baaah
Except those look like old ones. All cold and dried out
why do u need the fire anyway
Warmth, light, happiness
DEAK WAS STRANGLING A RAT BEFORE IT CRASHED
Yuh oh
I HEARD ITS LIL ANGRY RAT SOUNDS
The rat crashed the game to live
Rat god
rat ruh raggy
Why kill a werewolf when u can date kne
This little meter shows wet and cold. Gotta keep em down.
thats bswe all know lavis always wet bc hes a horny rabbit
IAHSJSJSJS
I mean u know rabbits...
Wear a coat and u will be warm
gotta hump like theres no tomorrow
Sex keeps u warm..I think
Actually I don’t know:thinking:
id imagine to bodies that sit at 98 degrees F while doing nthing get pretty hot when pressed together and doing activities that raise your blod pressure
thats like a 400 degree sauna right there if my maths right. pretty toasty
....that makes me wanna never do anything cause Thats HOT
goodsex is bad - its how babies are made and we dont want none of that
Condoms are a thing
so are holes and accidents
Ajsjsjsj being gay means no babies
Why do u think Im here
W o w
U
bruh
They’re happy accidents
Tru, Hays where the other half of my sex ed comes in. One half is sims the other is p orn
they are good teachers. pornhub is good to us
Yeah on what not to do I found some kessed up stuff. That’s where I found that shrek video
Spongeknob squarenuts
I can honestly say I have seen worse. Anime p orn is another layer of hell
And then there were three
Wow what a cool dog
THE THREE AMIGOS. THE THREE MUSKETEERS. NOW WITH LESS BLACK SPOTS. or was that treasure island-squints-
That was treasure island
Wood looks so crunchy
I read moby dick, the three musketeers, treasure island, huckleberry fin, tom sawyer and a few others but. fuck me if I remember them in their entirety
I read that as “I read my dick” and I was very concerned
wood - the original forbidden fruit
DEAK GT TURBERCULOSIS
Is that a naked man
prbsi mean this is sex dungeon
My god. Worst kink
why two lil kids re crwling around it giving themselves aids is beyound me
This is the least sexy sex dungeon let’s be real here. No mood lighting, cold. No r and b music. Where’s the pizzazz
maybe they played music on the bones
Yeah cause that’s sexy//
it is if ur a skeleton fucker in the undertale fandom
Do NOT. I have nightmares about that fandom
I can no longer look at a naked anatomical skeleton in all casual and comfort anymore
Wow really just moved the money for that gold
Honestly seeing them with dicks that are blue and glowing is just. V bad. I have seen so many things. and every time I see an actual factual human skeleton now. its all I see
I’m glad are the men here in this dungeon are napping so well
and I am very uncomfortable with naked skeletons
Aren’t all.:.skeletons naked ?
Guess they are wearing skin...
Deaks hair is Cheeto colored which is honest such a look:tm: you rub your hand through deaks hair. your fingers come back stained with neon orange dust
Cheeto dandruff
whose playin the meat sticks again
what
i heard the meaty slaps
i still hear them
alright. go gather your quotes you quote whore
#Kit plays Skyrim#stream commentary#ooc#crack#Scriberim verse#ilu all but omg#ofglyphs#bookmanslavi#elfenarcher#higekihigure#sovlseeing
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zelda blogging which is so deeply super spoilery, possible the most spoilery it’s ever been, so if you haven’t THOROUGHLY explored the central-north part of the map DON’T read it
aww some of these gerudo wear glasses! love it
i like the music here too but i kinda wish it had been the same melody from oot ; ;
omg riju is tiny!!! is she still young?!
aww her relationship with buliara is sweet they obviously care about each other a lot
AAAAAH THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT MY SWORD lmao maybe i should have gone to get it after all
oh my god a sand seal that gives you words of wisdom for food
ooh i get a free accessory for giving this lady some flint...hmMmMMmMMmmm
topaz i guess bc i'll probs need lightning protection soon? but no, i'm getting a helm...
haha sapphire to go with link's eyes?
ruby bc the flame armor is the ugliest and i wanna wear something else? LOL
went with sapphire iin the end MAY I NOT REGRET IT...
ooooh i shoulda been saving my gems....Dang
i mean, at least i have the 10k i need for the great fairy, but there's so much cool stuff here and i can't bUY ANY...
ah no i did get some opal and amber earrings :3
swim speed up and the ithers are just extra defense
"apparently the accessory maker and the teacher of the relationship class were both in a tragic love triangle, and now they are both single" nintendo this is an all women society please give me lesbians i BEG of you
ok, i need 1 ruby and 5 topaz to finish buying one of everything here. i'll remember
hahahahaha "you've gotta take your time when selecting gems and voe" wise words, lady
omg i found a bar but im too young to drink. nice, nintendo
lmao you can tell one of the ladies you're over 100 and she doesn't believe you dxkfjhg
ok so the hideout of the yiga clan is apparently to the northwest of here so i get to RIDE A SAND SEAL or surf behind one i guess. tbh im a little worried i'll break all my shields :/
i got a gerudo one that i really like!! goes with my scimitar and golden bow!
aww can i not wear accessories along with normal armor...? that sucks
LOL SEAL PUNS the options when talking to the sand seal lady are full of em im dying
wow i can't get this shrine unless i wind sand seal races which i can't do with the divine beast out LOL
jesus those sandstorms look so huge and terrifying...especially since i know they'll disable my map
i wanna explore but tbh i better just stick to the plot and away from those bad boys
oh JESUS i went to an outpost where they're monitoring the beast and it's. so big. and so loud and big and. so scary. oh my god, it's huge
oh FUCK i got too close and it started targeting me so i ran away and thankfully it stopped...definitely gonna take it easy on the exploration if i can help it
oooh no no no why is the air turning green out here...dnw dnw leave me and my map alone!!
uh, and where is my fucking seal...? i left it right HERE
ugh i had trouble mounting the one from before when i stayed in the monitoring outpost do they like leave if you stay gone a long time...? fml
awww this old gerudo never found the lovers pond ):
ugh i see so much stuff i wanna check out but im too scared to get off the seal for long :/ ESPECIALLY if i get stuck in a storm i'll want a way out
oh wow the air is so hot here even my gerudo outfit is useless
tbh, maybe that's a good thing, if i'm eating food i can wear armor with actual defense...much as i love these clothes they're great for getting your ass kicked
ok no seriously WHY does everyone from the yiga clan drop bananas..............
i know that everyone talks about how cool it is that this game just plops you down in the world and lets you figure it out for yourself without hitting you over the head with the instructions
but i just found a bow and some torches in a circle of lit torches with some obviously flammable banners nearby, so
i found the missing gerudo soldier!
"all i've ever seen them do is patrol and eat[in red text] bananas" LMAO WHATS THE DEAL MY DUDES
theres some bananas here on a table wtf do i do throw them at them?? lmao
OMFG LOL IT WORKED
dude pranced right over to it and pocketed it lmao
nooo i missed a chest...maybe i can get it on the way back out ;_;
LOL I FOUND AN ENTIRE ROOM FULL OF BANANAS
this is so funny dkjfgh fck
urgh i wish i could just...snipe them from here. it'd be so EASY
im actually not even totally sure which direction to go, im all turned around
ok, one stationary guy at the door maybe i have to move him?
NOOO I FUCKING FELL THEY SAW ME
i couldn't even fight they one-shotted me and mipha's grace didn't kick in! that isn't fair at all
at least i can get the chest i missed
lol and i cant save in here. perfect.
ok yeah im gonna have to look it up bc as far as i can tell this room has no exit all the hallways just circle back around into it
apparently i CAN fight them...? they're just really hard?
this walkthru is so unclear lol there's a hidden door i can find with magnesis on the right-hand wall WHICH RIGHT...
WAIT fuck i finally see the exit
ah ok. wrong room for the hidden door.
master kohga!! he just...knocked himself out with his own attack. lmao ok
fuck this is SO FUNNY he is so funny
i love it even his bones cracked
isn't what he used to be, apparently
wow this is a boring fight he has a lot of hp and he's so far away the only way i can attack is arrows
and now arrows aren't working anymore...? obviously i'm doing something wrong
maybe i can reflect the rocks back at him
ok google says to drop his things on his head
HAHAHA HIS SPECIAL ATTACK FAILED
this undertale naruto motherfucker im crying i love him
"pretty soon you'll be gone! and not just from my line of sight!" i'm CRYING
fuck the ball rolled on top of him and made him fall
"COWARD! I SHALL BE REMEMBERED!!!"
what a fucking legend i'll never forget you master kohga i promise
aaaand thunder helm retrieved
but i gotta rescue that missing gerudo!
ah good her cell is empty!
lol im skipping sooo many shrines rn...i'll come back to them later i swear
oh NOOOO i got a memory!!!
urbosa the prankster!!! witht he power of lightning at her disposal!! protective of princess zelda!! i'm dying!!!
also im sad so zelda's sealing power mjst be what she used to seal ganon away but apparently in the past she couldn't make it show up for her whole life...?
aw no poor riju the helmet is too big on her
(give it to meeeee)
ok it's time for the divine beast bit but before i do jack or shit im going to upgrade my armor as much as possible rn
ugh you can't enhance the gerudo clothes...geez
FUCK YES HERE WE GO!
aaah riju is talking!!! i always get so surprised!!!
i did it!! tbh i had a really hard time keeping up with her...a dash was too fast but regular speed was too slow
AAH URBOSA IS TALKING TO ME ;_;
ohhh wow it's really walking around while on it
oh man. it's so big. it's so big
oooh you rotate the insides of this one!!
i get the feeling now i should've done more shrines in this area afterall, they have the same sort of electricity theme and they would've been good practice
okay that was...easily the hardest beast so far
i had to use a guide TWICE and i could barely understand the instructions, PLUS i got two terminals by sheer dumb luck
oooh boy okay a lightning boss im assuming here we gooooo
LMFAO i suck so much at this urbosa was like "there is valor in dodging"
thanks zelda i missed your captain obvious statements
geeeeez i just barely got it
oh EW that never gets any less gross
ohhh my god
"I COULDN'T BE MORE PROUD OF HER" B Y E
oh my gOD?
she mentioned nabooru from oot BY NAME holy SHIT this continutity between games!!!
and "calamity ganon once took on the form of a gerudo that makes this all the more personal" jesus fUCKING christ
i feel so bad for ganondorf the man like
he didn't ask for this shit anymore than link or zelda
and at least they get to win most of the time he always loses and even when he does win he's hated, his win brings ruin
where's the fic where the only way to end the cycle is to become friends with him huh
or like, frankly: the true enemy isn't ganondorf but the evil that takes hold of him
when does he get to be the hero and fight it and smash it to little bitty bits!
oh lord and the blood moon as soon as i get back
do people like, see these towers popping up and beasts moving around? does it scare the shit out of them or make them hopeful?
anyway i hope now i can explore with less sandstorms
oh boy time to ride into a sandstorm gee i sure hope i dont get lost
LOL and first thing i run right into a camp of enemies just bc i was trying to stay in a straight line!!!! jesus
lovely! i am now hopelessly turned around in a sandstorm. i literally don't even know which way i came from
my sand seal is also STUCK lol
ah i passed through it! i'm right where i need to go!
omg I FOUND THE LAST GREAT FAIRY
i'm. i'm 500 short. oh my god
nothing i can't earn with 10 minutes of cooking, tho
huh...? she only asked for 1k...?
i could've SWORN i read someone asks for 10k at one point!
god what if i've been MISINFORMED all this TIME
ooh this one is orange and green
FUCK "i know what you're thinking...can't we just skip to the part where she enhances my clothes?" FUCKING PLAYED
holy FUCK just found my first molduga...i have to KILL one of these for a quest? jesus christ!
ohhh that actually wasn't too bad at all once i figured out the strategy...i've had more trouble with lynels and hinoxes
i'll be honest, the interactive map take a bit of both fun and "work" out of exploring...i look at empty areas and don't wonder "ooh whats over there" but think "ah i can just glance at that bit"
which should make me feel like my Pure Enjoyment of the game is being compromised, and i guess it does a little, but
i wasn't kidding when i said the need to explore was a bit compulsive so it's mostly a relief
ah from up here i see the sandstorm...i think it rotates around the desert? so, it's very possible to avoid and survive even if you do get stuck
anyway i missed several shrines but the quests for them are so complex and i am so Sick
of the desert. even worse than rain tbh
now the question is what to do next: master sword or rito beast
lowkey wanna wait until i get all four beasts before the sword, but
i know you do all four beasts and then ganon and that's it, so if i got the sword then it wouldn't help me for long
plus i'm a little tired of fighting the temperature and changing gear/eating food all the time, so......i guess i'll go check out the forest
maybe i'll see dinaal! i've only seen him once from veeeery very far away
im getting aaaaawfully close to hyrule castle i Dont Like This
lmao every time i catch sight of the divine beasts in the distance, the fact that i can SEE them from THIS far away, blows my fucking mine
they are SO BIG
im getting a much closer look at that flying thing and i'm almost CERTAIN it's a divine beast
just. jesus christ. so BIG
ohhh my gosh i can see the giant pink tree from here *_*
or maybe it's brown, maybe the deku tree is dead lmao
lol straight up skipped the bottomless bog and the enemies at the bottom bc i glided in from death mountain
whoa this tower has rock all over the top??
ah maybe it's so i can't glide to the big tree in the middle lol
not the lost woods if i don't get lost!
lol jk i got on top of it and there was a super cool sword here
aww rauru hillside...im sad
BRO im in the lost woods but its just playing the maze shrine music, i was so hopeful for saria's song
zora's domain having the same music set me up with false expectations t b h
omg if i go too high i die!! i can't follow my higher-ground instict here!!!!!
which is pretty cool but if all i have to do is wander around these woods with my map ON to find the master sword i am gonna be disappointed
even gerudo desert turned it off sometimes
ohhh okay if i wander off the path i also die i can't just go wherever i gotta follow torches i guess
mkay i googled it bc i got stuck and couldn't see anymore torches and it's wind direction! neat
see i feel a little bad about not figuring that out for myself but like...it's not Fun to die over and over bc you can't solve a puzzle. so #realgamers can shut the hell up lol games are for fun
the ember thing is SUPER clever tho and like i know this game is so like, praised bc it stops holding your hand, but i would have appreciated a TINY obscure hint
i did get as far as carrying a torch but i thought maybe i was burning off the fog or smth
omg i found korok forest!!!
oh
there's my sword
said "oh" out loud
kinda wish the quest had been more, idk
but.
mmm not yet. not yet. i'll talk to some koroks first
haha and the very first one tells me to go get the sword all right all right
man. i always remember now that fi's been in there since the ages of skyward sword, sleeping
tbh i kinda miss her
even though she's way more annoying than navi could ever DREAM of being
for all we complain about compaions, they're a zelda staple and it feels lonely without them
i know not having one makes for a stronger game, i do, but...
really though. the master sword quest was SHOCKINGLY easy. i know i looked up the ember thing but geez it's the first truly disappointing this about this game
and my brother told me they made you work for it lmao but that was. not even close to Work. i've had more trouble at bokoblin camps
like. fucking weak. tbh. i'm so sad like i can't believe this game let me down
OH MY GOD
I TRIED TO TOUCH IT AND THE MEMORIES OVERWHELMED ME
and like at first i was like "ok if link gets his memories back with the sword i'll give them that, that's pretty sick"
AND THEN THE GREAT DEKU TREE STARTED SPEAKING
AND IT WASN'T LOST WOODS MUSIC BUT IT WAS FOREST HAVEN MUSIC
and i straight up burst into tears
"i have watched over hyrule since time immemorial" i know i know i was there i know i missed him so much one of the very first major zelda characters i ever knew i know technically he hasn't been there since the very beginning but he was my beginning
and i didn't even think i cared about him that much emotionally but i also welled up the first time he spoke old hylian in wind waker
oh god link's not WORTHY of the sword yet yes okay i'm here for this i knew this game wouldn't let me down
idk why i never considered the big pink tree might be the deku tree like i joked about it just a few minutes ago but i didn't seriously consider it so i was so surprised
and all the koroks running around and i know i KNOW they used to be kokiri it's almost like i came home, Really Home, the forest was where link began for me, not hyrule proper, he was always a child of these woods
ohhh my god i gotta mop up my face stream is soon!! jesus fuck
oh god now he wants me to pull it again
what if i'm not worthy? what if i am?
i don't have long left to play but i CANNOT leave it here, jesus christ
okay. i'm gonna try. i gotta try. courage!
oh my god it takes your LIFE?
and he said enough when i was down to my last quarter of a heart!! i'm gonna cry i was so close link tried so hard but he wasn't ready yet
i could eat food to max out my hearts but where's the fun in that........
ok. ok. i need to. step back a moment. fuck.
there's hestu! oh my god buddy you finally made it home!! me too pal me too
im gonna save and quit here before i talk to him tho bc like. i gotta stream. but Wow. god Damn
I KNEW THIS GAME WOULDN'T LET ME DOWN!!!!
LMAO I LIED JK im playing a bit more after stream
i talked to the trial korok and "do all the shrines here, it's based on the trials the legendary hero himself did" im crying!!! thats some History!!!
oh my god the koroks are so CUTE??
oh no this is so precious they've been waiting for him
sdfgsfdg "nooo vegetarians everywhere nooo that's my face" i wish i had thought to taka e a snap of that but i cant get him to say it again
aw omg they set up little stores and they only have one of many items please please i'm so proud of them
they set up a little bed for me!! they don't even want my money to sleep there!! i'm sleeping in a tree again, just like i was in oot ;____;
tbh it's so fitting that i did the scary mysterious thing of trying to pull the sword at night and i'm meeting the koroks in the brightness of day
i saw a shield resting on this rock and i had a tiny heart attack like OMG THE HYLIAN SHIELD?!?
ok. ok. i did the trials. i'm gonna see if i can get the sword now??
lol i have the same amt of hearts im not leaving to find a goddess statue and i was trying to boost my stamina anyway but maybe the food boost will help? unless they dont let me use it, we'll see
aaah no it DOESN'T omg
well, maybe one more heart container will do it...?
ugh i don't wanna go back and do the desert ones
me: already fast-traveling
Great, A Sand Storm, Just What I Wanted
fuck i stopped by town and there's a secret club that sells gerudo clothes for men
LOL why.........do they think dudes will feel weird looking pretty? come on
they said there's a high demand so i choose to believe there are lots of gerudo transmen. anyway back to the forest i got two more heart containers i pray it's enough i was SO CLOSE before
I DID IT FUCK I ALMOST DIED BUT I DID IT
IM GONNA CRY JESUS CHRIST
ZELDA SEALED THE SWORD
she's been fighting 100 years and she has so much faith in link
more importantly she heard the sword speak to her im crying fi is in there fi and zelda/hylia meet again
her smile is like the sun, i would do much to feel its warmth upon me again ME TOO PAL im weeping my poor brave daughter i promise i'll save her i promise i promise
it's almost 7am but that was worth it. that was W O R T H I T
#this was hands down the best part of this game for me so far#like it's all been fantastic but this section hit me the hardest in the feels#personal#loz blogging#botw spoilers#so many big giant spoilers#huge ones!!!!
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