#also his hand him the second one 🙂🙂🙂 god help me

[calumsash]

just a silly little guy

[kingofbodyrolls]

Jungkook fic recs 2023

In honor of Jungkook’s birthday, I want to share my ultimate favorite Jungkook fanfictions, that I’ve read this year 💜I want to thank each and every writer on this list for creating such wonderful stories and art - you are truly amazing ✨ All the fics on this list hold a dear place in my heart 🥹

❗Most of these fics are smutty as hell, so minors dni.❗ 

If you read anything on this list and you like it, please leave a comment to the writer or reblog the original fic’s post 💜And if you want more fic recs you can follow me to stay updated 🙂

BTS fic rec index → May | Jun | Jul | Aug | Sep (💜)(knj) | Oct (pjm) | Nov (*) | Dec (ksj)(kth) |

Emoji meaning → angst = 🌩️, smut = 🥵, fluff = 🥰, comedy = 😂. 

⭐Two point Five: pt1, pt2, pt3 [series] by @bratkook // jjk x f.reader // handyman!jk, s2f2l // 🥵🥰

📝 Who would have thought booking a handyman from an app would lead to this. sure, you wish he’d mount you instead of just your television, but you could totally be friends. Right?

🗨️ This is also one of my all time favorites! 💎There is just something incredibly hot about handyman JK 🥵 It is so good, juicy, smutty and there’s comedy in it too! Please don’t be sleeping on this one.

⭐Caught Me by @jeongi // jjk x f.reader // roommate!au, e2l // 🥵😂

📝 You hate your temporary roommate, jungkook and it doesn’t help that he’s been catching you at the most inconvenient of times.

🗨️ This is a fucking MASTERPIECE 💖 I love the banter and comedy, how JK gets on readers nerves 😂 I love absolutely every fucking thing about this and don’t get me started on the smut 🔥🔥 🔥

⭐The Forgotten Spaces [completed series] by @oddinary4bts // jjk x reader // college!au, dancer!au + e2l // 🌩️🥵🥰

📝 You’ve been dancing on the same dance crew since your teenage years, and you finally have an important role in it. It feels like life is taunting you when your rival comes back after disappearing for a year, ready to tease you every chance he gets. Will the teasing turn into more, or are you going to take him down with you?

🗨️ This is truly a masterpiece! The writing is perfection and the characters have so much soul, dimension, hurt and love. It is exceptional 👏🏾♥️ you just have to read this gem 💎

⭐McD*ckin by @jinned // jjk x f.reader // slice of life, fast food worker!jk, customer!reader, s2l // 🥵😂

📝 “So, if I’m so predictable,” you tease, running your finger along his clothed chest, “what am I going to do next?”

🗨️ I’d like to order a McChicken please 🙋🏾‍♀️🥵💦 this was funny, and actually made me laugh like a freak at some points 🤣 also the second hand embarrassment 😳🙈 It really cheered me up. I really liked the ordering menu when reader arrived 🙈🤭 also the ending, which was unexpected for me, but I quite liked it because it wasn’t “super happy and lovey dovey” like most of the stories I read, but still open 😊

⭐The Wedding Planners by @gukyi // jjk x f.reader // e2l, wedding!au // 🥰🥵🌩️

📝 Jeon Jungkook is three things: cocky, terrible, and your worst enemy. Then your best friend Hoseok gets engaged to the love of his life, and suddenly Jeon Jungkook is four things: cocky, terrible, your worst enemy, and the man you will be spending the next seven months with in order to plan your best friend’s wedding. And then, as if your life couldn’t get any shittier, you make the poor decision of sleeping with him on the first day of the job.

⭐In the Dark by @jksangelic // jjk x pjm x f.reader // threesome, f2l, mxm  // 🥵😂

📝 “I can’t get a signal on my phone, the car is dead, and I’m fairly certain we are out of matches.”

⭐Oh My God, They Were (Quarantined) Roommates 💯 by @ot7always // jjk x f.reader // college!au, roommates!au // 🥰🥵

📝 What do you do when you’re quarantined for months on end with Jeon Jungkook - S tier cuddler, workout robot, and thirst trap extraordinaire? Fuck him, you guess.

⭐Anpanman by @honeymoonjin // jjk x f.reader // bf2l // 🥵😂🥰

📝 Your best friend jungkook finally convinces you to seek therapy for your failing mental health. the only catch? the one therapist that’s within your price range is an alternative marriage counsellor, jung hoseok, and the only way jungkook managed to get you an appointment was by saying the two of you were married. will couples counselling actually be useful for your wellbeing, or will something that runs much deeper rise to the surface instead?

⭐The Boy with Galaxies in His Eyes by @oddinary4bts // jjk x reader // idol!au + fwb2l // 🌩️🥵🥰

📝 You had never thought the night sky could be found in someone’s eyes. That is, until you met Jeon Jungkook and his gravity pulled you in. Will he crush you with the galaxies in his eyes, or will you learn to explore his worlds and make them yours?

🗨️ It is a long one, but damn is it worth it! It will take you for the very best rollercoaster ride of your life. So if you haven’t read this yet, what are you honestly doing with your life? 

Borahae and happy birthday Kookie 💜 🥳 🎂 

[ultraintrovertedgryffindor]

uh...hehe. no reason why i wrote this...no reason at all🙂in any case, writing this has also let me know i'm not that great at writing threesomes. oh well, ya live and you learn

Summary: You go to a concert of your favorite band and you manage to catch the attention of the vocalist, who invites you backstage for a more intimate meet and greet. In a not so surprising turn of events, the guitarist walks in on you two at just the right moment.

Warnings: Rockstar!Steve x Reader x Rockstar!Eddie, slight drug use, SMUT (MINORS DNI) threesome, fingering, light degradation and name calling (slut, whore), king of consent Steve, grinding, spitroast, oral (m!receiving), overstimulation, multiple creampies, and some Steddie implications and impossible situations

word count | 5.3k🤙🏻

You were finally going to a concert of one of your favorite bands ever, Corroded Coffin. Having enough money saved up to get the tickets, you almost cried tears of joy seeing the big bold letters of Ticketmaster read: You Got ‘Em. Let the Anticipation Begin.

And anticipate, you did.

The waiting was the hardest part. You had bought the ticket a few months in advance, purchasing the VIP meet and greet package as well. You did without thinking honestly, and as soon as you realized what you had done, you almost had a full blown panic attack. You knew this band were just people like everyone else, but these dudes practically saved your life and the realization that you were going to meet them? It felt like you were going to meet God, but like, ten times the nervousness of that. You had no idea how your mind and body was going to handle this. You’d never met your idols and inspirations before. 

You just hoped to every deity out there that you wouldn’t pass out. That would’ve been fuckin’ embarrassing. But the nerves only got worse the day of, the drive to the venue not helping in the slightest, but talking to other fans about each other's shared nerves made you feel a little better knowing you weren’t the only one to feel this way. And before you knew it, it was time to head inside the building to meet and take a picture with the band before the show started. Time sure flies by talking to other people while waiting in line.

You tried to keep your hands from shaking as you waited your turn, seeing the fans in front of you return with wide smiles on their faces and even some with tears. Oh god, you really hoped you didn’t cry, that would be even more embarrassing than fainting somehow. You won’t cry, you won’t cry…

You tried your best to not freak out when you walked up to the band members, but you couldn’t stop the smile that decorated your face when they seemed just as happy to meet you. Okay, you weren’t crying or freaking out, you were behaving like a normal human, so far so good. You made small talk for a few seconds, introducing yourself, telling them how much their music meant to you, etc. You felt a little guilty about it, but you were most excited about meeting Steve and Eddie. They were by far your favorite members, everyone who’s met them always talks about how sweet and down to earth they are, which made you feel much more at ease when you first bought the meet and greet pass. And those comments proved to be right, if anything it was an understatement. 

Steve was somewhat handsy, but not in a creepy way, you could tell that’s just how he interacted with people, but it didn’t stop your face from heating up. What made it worse was how Eddie was staring at you, a smirk on his face as he watched you and Steve talk excitedly. It almost distracted you from the conversation, but Steve’s hand on your shoulder quickly made your brain focus back on him.

For the picture, you were standing in between Steve and the drummer, with Eddie and the other member on the end. But that wasn’t okay with Eddie for some reason, you had to hold in a soft gasp as he pushed his way over to stand next to you, wrapping his arm around your waist with an innocent smile while Steve, after rolling his eyes, put his own arm over your shoulders. 

While you all got in your picture poses, your eyes almost widened comically as you felt a wetness gathering in your underwear…right in front of them. 

Why? Out of all the moments, your body had to pick exactly now to lube itself up. You hoped the band couldn’t tell how your face was. If your cheeks got any warmer, you would probably have steam rising from your skin. You really respected these dudes, you felt awful being so goddamn horny for them. But it seems luck was not on your side because when you lifted your arms to wrap them around Eddie and Steve at the same time, your shirt rode up just enough for Eddie’s hand to touch your skin. “Damn, you’re hot.” Eddie blurted out suddenly, making everyone stare at him in confusion, mostly embarrassment from Steve.

“Dude, what the fuck?”

“No, no, no, not like that.” He winced but before you could get slightly offended, he corrected himself again. “No, fuck, I mean, you are hot but you also feel hot.” The long haired man stuttered, making you giggle.

Then Steve decided to put the back of his hand to your forehead, as if you couldn’t be anymore mortified. “Wow, you’re right, Eds. She does feel kinda hot. You okay?”

Not even having time to register how sweet Steve was for being concerned, you came up with the first excuse you could. “Yeah, yeah, I’m good, I’m always a bit warm. Plus, it’s August.” They seemed to be okay with that excuse enough for the photographer to finally take the fuckin’ picture, allowing you to escape the awkward situation without any more blows to your ego.

“Hope you enjoy the show!” Steve smiled at you before you had to leave. You knew you would.

It was by far the best night of your life so far. Meeting the people you looked up to, watching them perform your favorite songs up close. The barricade was so close to the stage you honestly thought you could probably reach out and they’d be able to reach back, but you were too busy ogling Steve and Eddie to even think about doing such a thing. They all sounded pitch perfect, just like they do on their albums. If you couldn’t hear the breaths Steve took before belting out another lyric, you’d think he was lip syncing because his vocals were perfect. And you didn’t even know Eddie could sing until you heard him doing backup vocals. You felt like you were in heaven. No matter how much your feet burned from being on your feet dancing around and how hoarse your voice was going to be in the morning from how loudly you were singing along, you felt like you could do this forever.

Watching Eddie play guitar was a privilege in its own right, seeing how fast his fingers moved across the fretboard shouldn't have made you as horny as you were. You were positive your underwear was going to be drenched by the time the night was over. Steve winking at you in the crowd didn’t make your situation any better. If you didn’t know any better, it’s like he knew. But he couldn’t, right? No way. You caught Eddie’s eye multiple times as well, you both smiling at each other before he looked back at his guitar. Yeah, this was the life.

All too soon, the show was over and people were starting to head home. Time really does fly when you’re having fun. But something happened and you had no idea how to react. About to head to the merch table, you heard your name called. Out of all the people that called out your name, you never expected it to be Steve. You saw some members of the opening bands out on the standing room floor and merch tables talking and taking pictures with fans, but you never expected to see members of the headlining band out and about. “Hey, did you enjoy the show?” He asked and you had to blink a few times before being able to reply.

“Yeah, yes, I did! It was the first time seeing you guys and you really knocked it out of the park, seriously. I doubt any concert I go to in the future will even come close to this one.”

“I’m so happy you enjoyed it.” He grinned, reaching up to gently grip onto your upper arm. “I mean, from the way a smile never left your face during the show, I figured you must’ve liked it a little.”

You felt your face heat up again, a wide eyed expression on your face. “You…you were watching me?”

He shrugged. “It was hard not to, you’re pretty adorable.” You giggled like a schoolgirl and immediately regretted it, hated being flustered so easily. But being called adorable by the vocalist of your favorite band was definitely not on your mind when you woke up this morning.

“T-Thanks.” You stuttered, unsure of what to do, but Steve already had a plan in mind.

“Look, I’m gonna be straight with you and if I make you uncomfortable at all then you have my permission to kick me in the nuts, I swear.” You chuckled in confusion, but motioned for him to continue. “I think you’re gorgeous, I’m pretty sure I kept looking for you in the crowd cause I don’t remember doing anything but that, besides singing of course. So, only if you’re a hundred percent comfortable with it, I’d like to take you back to my dressing room and…show you how much I appreciate you coming to see us.”

You blanched, your body freezing in shock at the sudden proposition. You were dreaming, you must’ve been. Unable to form words, Steve took your silence as offense and quickly started to apologize, calling himself stupid among other self deprecating words. “No, no, don’t be sorry! I just wasn’t expecting it, is all” You quickly explained.

Steve winced. “I’m sorry, I should’ve phrased it a bit better.”

You giggled. “Steve, stop saying sorry! It’s okay, really! I’d…I’d love to.”

Steve’s eyes lit up instantly, a shine coming to his puppy dog brown eyes. “Really?”

“I haven’t kicked you in the nuts, have I?” You joked with a light smile, eliciting a relieved chuckle from the man.

“Then please…follow me.”

You were all nerves as you followed Steve to the dressing room, wringing your hands and trying to take deep breaths to calm yourself. You obviously wanted this, so badly, but you couldn’t help but to be a bit intimidated alone with one of your heroes.

“You want a drink or weed or anything?” Steve asked politely as he escorted you into his dressing room.

“Oh, no, thanks. I’m good.” You replied, trying your best to keep the timbre in your voice from wavering.

Steve smiled, taking a few cautious steps closer to you, his eyes gazing over your form. “Okay.” You tried to even out your breathing as he gently pulled you to him by your jeans’ belt loops, his hand coming up to trail a finger along your jawline, the act making your core throb and causing goosebumps to raise along your arms.

Impatiently, you went to lean in, but Steve stopped you. “Just to make sure; you do want this, right? You don’t feel pressured? I don’t wanna force you to do anything. You can walk right outta here and I won’t judge you one bit. Hell, you can still kick me in the balls if you want.” Steve’s eyes portrayed genuine care, making your heart melt at his blatant kindness and consideration. It made you absolutely sure.

“I do, Steve. I want this. I want you…” You whispered, feeling your body already being consumed by lust. Your stomach churned at the boyish grin he gave you, gently grabbing a hold of your hips and leaning you against the vanity, tugging at the hem of your shirt before kissing you.

It was soft and slow at first, more of a peck. You could feel him testing the waters, giving you an out just in case you changed your mind at the last minute, but your heated body soon grew tired of his carefulness. Steve let out a quiet noise of surprise as you deepened the kiss, hungry for more of him already.

Your mind went fuzzy as you felt Steve’s hands traveling across every inch of you he could reach, each tentative squeeze and pinch growing more confident as the rougher he got the more mewls he elicited from you. You gasped into his mouth as he started to grind against you impatiently, keeping you securely pinned to the vanity behind you, the desk digging into the small of your back.

“Can I give you a hickey?” Honestly, he asked so sweetly that you had to say yes. So polite, so soft and innocent sounding, it almost made you forget he was grinding his erection against your clothed core.

His lips on your neck raised goosebumps all over your body, you were sure he could feel it. But he continued sucking and licking the soft skin of your neck until stung, making the friction of his pelvis against yours all the more pleasurable. Fuck, you could feel your arousal pooling in your underwear as the minutes passed. The more Steve pressed his obvious erection against you, the more your sticky slick spread. You couldn’t take it anymore. “Steve, please…” You whined, craving more of his touch.

“Tell me what you want, pretty girl.” Steve whispered, his lips coming up to gently nibble at your earlobe.

“I want you to fuck me…but I need you to stretch me out with your fingers first.”

Steve smirked. “As you wish.” And before you knew it, the man had expertly tugged down your jeans along with your damp underwear, then awkwardly tried to remove them over your shoes before you just kicked them off to make it easier. Steve let out a boyish chuckle that made the butterflies in your stomach flutter rapidly before pushing your legs apart to stand in between them. You shivered as Steve ran his fingers through your slick folds, a cheeky grin decorating his face at the feeling. “So wet already?” I’ve been wet ever since the meet and greet, you wanted to say but you were cut short by two of Steve’s fingers entering you without warning. “Still tight, though.” He chuckled, pressing further into you until he was knuckle deep, curling his digits and hitting that sensitive spot at the front of your walls.

Steve looked up at you with bright, wild eyes, a small smile playing at his lips as you stared back at him in a pleasured haze. “That feel okay?” He must’ve known it did, from the way you were breathing heavily, grabbing at his shoulders like a lifeline; but he sounded so genuine that you nodded with a soft whine. “Good. Let me know if it ever stops feeling that way, deal?”

God, he was so sweet and patient, it started to make yours run thin. You wanted him so badly, and after a few more minutes of Steve finger fucking you, you were sure you were ready to take his cock. You palmed him through his jeans, feeling his thickness, making your mouth water. “I need your cock, pretty boy.” Steve’s cheeks dusted a light shade of pink, making you grin.

You eagerly helped him shimmy down his jeans and briefs down to his ankles, too impatient to remove the articles of clothing. You were already so sensitive, so when Steve ran the head of his dick though your slick folds, you let out a pitiful whine. Steve gave you a once over before slowly pushing himself through your entrance, the two of you letting out gasps, groaning once he was fully sheathed. “Are you okay?”

“God, yes, Steve. Please, move…” You whimpered, trying to restrain yourself from canting your hips to get some more friction. You wanted it hard and fast, but Steve decided to take it slow…way too slow.

Steve thrusted in and out languidly, the feeling heavenly but not enough. You could feel how much he stretched you out, could feel every pulse in his veins, could hear how much your cunt was sucking him in deeper and deeper; all the while Steve never broke eye contact with you, he was every expression on your face, how your eyes subtly rolled to the back of your skull every time he brushed against your cervix, ate up every cute noise you made. You knew he was trying to draw this out for as long as possible, smiling every time you whined impatiently. He knew what you wanted, he was just being a fuckin’ tease. “Steve, please…I need it faster. Harder.”

He playfully raised a brow. “What? Trying to get it over with, huh?” He asked, pinching your side through your shirt.

“No-ah!” You yelped as he suddenly rammed into you, the force making you bounce, his grip on your waist the only reason you didn’t fall off the vanity. “Fuck.” You moaned loudly as Steve thrusted into you at a much faster rate, any objects on the vanity’s desk toppling over and falling to the dressing room floor. “Yes, yes, yes…” You cried, feeling his cock beat against your pleasure spot at the front of your walls, trying to keep in your embarrassing wails as he finally was giving you what you wanted.

“Goddamn, you feel so good, pretty girl. Fuck, I’ve been wanting to feel this gorgeous pussy for hours. I loved watching you in the crowd tonight, a smile never leaving your face, looking up at me like I was a god. You sure know how to make a man feel special, huh?” He rambled.

“You-fuck, you are special, Steve.” You tried to reply back, stuttering with every syllable.

“Yeah? Tell me again.”

“Y-You’re s-special, Steve…”

“Fuck, yes…” Steve’s lips attached to your neck once more, his teeth grazing against your sweet spot immediately, your walls pulsing around him as you were already so close to that peak.

You and Steve were so eager to take pleasure from one another, you both didn’t even hear the door to the dressing room open. “Well, well, well, now what do we have here?” You both gasped and turned to the intrusion, a sweltering heat coming to your cheeks as you saw the guitarist staring you both down with a small smirk playing at his lips.

Steve looked at you first, gauging your reaction before he replied to his bandmate, finding no shame or nervousness in your expression. “Caught myself a little groupie, Eds.” Steve chuckled, his thrusts halting to a stop, almost eliciting a whine of protest from you. Fuck, you were almost there. You could feel your almost orgasm dull and fade away. “Ain’t she a beaut’?”

You probably should’ve been mortified, but the way Eddie was staring down at you from his place at the door, you couldn’t help but want him as well. Both him and Steve seemed to pick up on your desires. But from the way you were looking at both of them, it didn’t take a genius to put it together.

Steve leaned down to peck the underside of your jaw, slightly jerking his head in the direction of his bandmate. “Want him to join? Though, I gotta warn ya, he’s a kinky little shit.” He teased.

You giggled, the idea already making your stomach churn with overwhelming excitement. “What, you like being called daddy or something?”

Eddie scoffs, his already dark eyes darkening further. “Anything that’s not missionary is kinky to Steve. What about you, hmm? Why don’t you tell me what kinks you enjoy and I’ll decide if you can handle me or not.”

His words went straight to your core, your walls pulsing around Steve’s dick, making the man grunt. “Big on impact play. Spanking, slapping. Choking is fun. Scratched, bit, hair pulled; love all that.”

Eddie smirked widely, allowing himself to step closer to the two of you. “Right up my alley. I think we’ll get along just fine, sweetheart.” Then he gave a look to Steve, he had stopped thrusting into you as soon as Eddie started to chat you up. “Take her to the couch and keep fucking her, Stevie.” He didn’t have to be told twice, as soon as the words left his mouth, the man above you switched you both over to the little loveseat in the green room, continuing the pistoning movements of his hips, making you cry out at the sudden pleasure. “And you don’t have to call me daddy, sweetheart. Just Eddie. What about you? What titles are you okay with?”

Steve’s cockhead rocking into that sweet spot inside you made your mind go blank once more. You knew what you loved, but nothing came to mind. “Any. All. Whatever you want to call me, Eddie. I’m fine with anything.” You whined, reaching out to palm the growing bulge in his ripped jeans.

“Whatever I want, huh? What if I called you my little whore, hm?”

You blushed. “Or slut…”

“My pretty little slut…” Eddie tested, interrupted by Steve’s groan.

“Fuck, she squeezed down so hard on me when you called her that.” He mumbled out shakily.

Eddie’s eyes lightened up at the conformation. “You liked being degraded, huh?” You squeaked when he wrapped one of his large hands around your throat, squeezing roughly and cutting off your oxygen supply. “You like being called a dumb little slut, don’t ya? Such a greedy little fucktoy.”

“Woah…” Steve laughed in shock. “I was gonna say that’s a little far, but she pulsed around me again. Felt so good…I think you can make her come with those words alone, dude.”

“I could see it on her, man.” He chuckled darkly, removing his hand from your neck, allowing you to take a gasping breath. “Flip her over, Steve.” Taking instruction obediently, Steve flipped you over onto your front, forcing you to slightly lean over the pleated arm of the sofa, making your face level with Eddie’s crotch. “I could just tell she’d love being degraded like the whore she is. Now, go on and take out my cock for me, pretty slut.” You cried out as Steve reentered you from behind, the new angle making stars obscure your vision. A harsh slap to your cheek forced you to come back to reality, Eddie’s expression morphing into impatience “Already too cock drunk to listen to simple commands?” He cooed condescendingly.

Trying to ignore the immense pleasure your body was feeling, you reached up with shaky hands to undo the fly on Eddie’s jeans, feverishly shimmying them down along with his boxer briefs. You gasped as his hard cock sprung from its confines, gently smacking you in the face before you got a hold on it. The tip angry and red, feeling the blood pulsing through the veins on his shaft from underneath your fingertips, your mouth watered in anticipation. You looked up at Eddie with a grin before wrapped your lips around the head of his dick, a relieved sigh escaping his mouth. “That’s a good girl…” Eddie moaned as you tried taking him deeper, your own moans adding a vibration around his cock.

“She caught your eye too, didn’t she?” Steve’s voice echoed from behind you, not stopping his thrusts into you, inadvertently forcing you to take Eddie deeper.

“How could I not? That cute little nervous expression when she met all of us. Plus, she was at the barricade, practically drooling.” The admission made your face flush with heat, but you were too preoccupied to care.

“I could see her eyeing your fingers during all your solos.”

You took a big gasping breath as Eddie pulled out of your mouth, getting on his knees to be level with you, a smirk playing at his lips. “That true, gorgeous? You liked watching my fingers play along my fretboard?” He chuckled condescendingly when you nodded. “Pretty girl’s so cock hungry, hm?”

“Fuck…” You whined as you felt your orgasm build and build, faster than before, feeling edged way too long.

“Oh.” Eddie hummed in amusement. “Steve, I think she’s gonna come. Can you feel it?”

“Yeah, she’s squeezing around me so fuckin’ hard.” He groaned loudly.

You moaned as Eddie’s hand returned to your throat, gripping tightly enough that you felt lightheaded. Sharp pricks of pain shot through your entire body as you felt the pressure on your trachea, but it only careened you forward to your release, eliciting a loud strained moan from your lips. “Fuck, are you gonna come for Stevie, hm?” You nodded, babbling nonsense you were sure Eddie couldn’t understand. “Good slut, go on, come on his dick.” You heard Steve moan beautifully as you pulsed around him, your velvety walls holding him in a vice grip as you shook and jolted from the intensity of your climax. You barely registered the dark chuckle that escaped Eddie as he watched you writhe and sob, almost hyperventilating as you came down.

“Oh, fuck…” Steve whispered, leaning down to place gentle kisses on the nape of your neck. “So good, so good, pretty girl. Doin’ so well for us.” You purred at the praise, the hodgepodge of both Steve’s praise and Eddie’s degradation throwing you for a loop. You barely had time to recover before the two men started to thrust into you at both ends, moaning in overstimulation and gagging on Eddie’s dick as Steve’s continued its relentless pace, desperate to get to his end too.

“Look up at me, sweetheart.” Eddie spoke and your eyes widened when you noticed his phone’s camera pointed down at you. “Such a pretty thing, sucking my cock so good.” He growled, keeping a tight hold on your hair. The fact that he was filming you sucking his dick probably should’ve concerned you, but honestly, it was kind of hot and you were too fucked out to care.

“Fuck, I’m close.” Steve announced, his dick pistoning into you like his life depended on it.

“Yeah?” Eddie grinned, putting his phone away. “You gonna come in her tight little pussy, pretty boy?”

Steve grunted as his thrusts became more sloppy and erratic, using you for his pleasure wildly. “Shit, I’m coming…” He moaned, throwing his head back in pure ecstasy as ropes of his warm cum filled you to the brim. “Fuck, fuck, fuck.” He chuckled in exhaustion, pulling out and watched as your pussy clenched around nothing, how it slowly pushed his release out and dripped into a little puddle on the loveseat beneath you.

You took deep breaths as Eddie finally pulled out of your mouth, gently wiping drool off your chin before pushing a fucked out Steve out of the way so he could position himself behind you. “My turn, Stevie. Her mouth is fuckin’ phenomenal, but I wanna feel her tight little pussy myself.”

You gasped as Eddie flipped you over, making you face him. He looked fuckin’ angelic with him above you, much like how he looked performing on stage earlier. “Let’s take this shit off.” He growled, all but ripping your shirt and bra off your body, rendering you completely naked while he and Steve were practically still fully clothed. “Gorgeous fuckin’ tits, baby.” He groped them roughly, pinching your nipples until they stung. Eddie was much more comfortable being rough with you than Steve was. You were a hundred percent sure you’d have a multitude of bruises just from Eddie alone.

Again, unlike Steve, Eddie started with a much more rough pace. He wasted no time fully sheathing himself inside you with a hard cant of his hips, your slick and Steve’s leftover cum making his cock slid right in, the force making you cry out. “So tight still, baby girl. I wanna feel you come on my cock too. Think you can do that for me?”

“Maybe. Can try…” You stuttered, your brain practically melting from oversensitivity.

“Aw, she’s so eager.” Steve cooed, running his thumb along the sweat that was formed on the crease of your brow. “A people pleaser, this one, huh?”

Eddie smiled down at you. “That true, sweetheart? You wanna come on my cock just to please me?”

“Y-Yes…want you to feel it too.”

“Then let’s see if we can get you there one more time, okay?” Eddie’s cock was thicker and longer than Steve’s, the stretch a bit more painful but no less delicious. You couldn’t keep in your moans even if you tried. “Yeah, babygirl, let it out for me. Get fuckin’ loud. Let this whole building know how good my cock is making you feel.” You glanced over to see Steve lighting up a joint, his hair tousled and jeans pulled back up to his hips but left them unbuttoned. He looked properly beautiful. “Hey, eyes on me, slut.” Eddie growled, lightly slapping your face to get you focused. “Give me a hit of that, Stevie.”

Steve grinned as he placed the joint at Eddie’s lips, holding it for him as he took a deep inhale and blew the smoke out onto your face. The smell of the drug mixing with sex made for a delightful combo you wouldn’t have expected, the secondhand making into your lungs and making you dazed. With Eddie’s ruthless thrusts and the contact high, you felt yourself building and building up to your second orgasm, wailing and holding onto Eddie’s wrists where his hands were holding onto your love handles with a bruising grip. Your stomach ached with how rough and deep Eddie was inside you, but you never wanted him to stop, not when you were so close to another climax.

“Oh my god…” You sobbed, unable to hold back your loud moans even if you tried, the pleasure all too consuming and intense, you feared you’d black out.

“Oh fuck, you’re gonna come again, aren’t you?” Eddie mocked as he saw your body start to shake, chuckling darkly when you nodded hastily. “Steve, play with her clit for me, would ya?” You almost sobbed as Steve’s deft fingers came back for round two, finding your throbbing nub immediately and rubbing in a swift circular motion, making your eyes roll to the back of your head. Paired with Eddie’s long, thick cock hitting that spot inside you with every thrust, you were barrelling towards your orgasm at speeds that made you lightheaded. The room almost spinning and you couldn’t focus on anything besides the intense, blinding pleasure that was surging through you. “Yeah, good fuckin’ girl, come on this dick.” Eddie groaned, fucking you through your orgasm until your were crying in overstimulation once again.

“S’okay, pretty girl, you can take it.” Steve encouraged, coming to sit next to you to slot his lips against his and wipe away your tears. You couldn’t stop moaning into his mouth as Eddie sped up even more, chasing his release.

“Yes, yes, yes.” Eddie moaned. “You want my cum, slut?”

Steve grabbed your jaw, forcing you to keep your eyes on Eddie. You only nodded, all words escaping you for how fucked out you were, but Steve gripped tightly and making you wince. “Use your words, gorgeous.”

“Yes, E-Eddie, I want your c-cum.” You squeaked. “Come in me, please, Eds.” Eddie grinned at the whiny cadence of your voice, barely able to form the words. Steve started to suck and lick at your nipples as Eddie’s cum painted your inner walls, the man letting out downright beautiful whimpery moans as he finally finished, pulling out of you with a sharp exhale.

Finally able to fill your lungs properly, Steve and Eddie both peppered your face with gentle kisses before they helped clean you up, though not before admiring their handiwork. Hickeys and bruises galore, it looked like you were hit by a truck, you definitely felt like you had been due to the endurance of these two boys. You started to wonder how you were going to be able to walk to your car, let alone drive home with how wobbly your legs were.

“Are you okay, sweetheart?” Eddie asked softly as he and his bandmate helped you dress.

You beamed giddily. “More than okay. That was…amazing.” You giggled, causing both men to grin proudly. It was like a dream come true…

“Glad you enjoyed yourself, we sure did.” Eddie teased.

“And be sure to let us know whenever you’re coming to another show. We’ll let you have a backstage pass so we can do this all over again, pretty girl.” Steve winked.

“Oh, don’t worry. I definitely will.”

lalalalalalalala brain rot brain rot, i'll be in horny jail bye-bye!

[mxngldmxdnsss]

The Hunt - series

Chap 3. I Caught Myself - Recom Miles Quaritch

this song is so fitting goodness gracious I’m a fucking genius - paramore will make a huge appearance in this series also TIME SKIP!! bc I’m bad at writing day by day stuff 🙂

pairing - recom miles quaritch x omayikaya!fem! reader

cw! violence, sexual stuff but not too much to be the entire story lmao and miles being American

mature content ahead : proceed with caution!

This was so wrong you thought to yourself. It’d been at least a month since your capture and things hadn’t gotten any easier. So far you weren’t even allowed a room with a window because of a previous attempt to escape that only lasted a couple of seconds before being cuffed by the Colonel. His big hands wrapped your wrists as he dragged you back to your room.

His hands, you found yourself drifting back to the thought of them. They were huge, warm, and strong. His fingers thick to match them. And god, his arms, as if his hands weren’t more than enough. And his shoulders, so broad, adding more to his powerful demeanor. It felt so good that it was wrong. Wrong to squirm in your bottoms when he scolded you. Wrong to press your thighs together at night with the thought of him invading your sleep.

You’d be a disappointment to your clan, you knew this. But you just couldn’t help the way Miles knew which strings to pluck, all with a smirk on his face. It pissed you off, and turned you on at the same time. You began to crave seeing him everyday. Seeing his signature stupid smirk, and hearing his dumb, deep chuckle. It was pitiful almost, getting off on this man.

You needed a way to rid your mind of these thoughts, so when there was a suggestion from Spider for the crew to get to know some of the creatures of the forest, you were more than eager to tag along. But it was as if the Great Mother was playing tricks on you. Finding yourself partnered with Miles for this adventure. Each group was given things to protect themselves with, and a task. As childish as it sounded to them, they needed to bring back three items native to the forest, and describe at least one animal and what it looked like.

Begrudgingly, you began making your way deeper into the forest, Miles struggling to catch up. “You gon’ leave me out here all alone?” He asked. You huffed to yourself and shot Miles a glare. “You are too slow. With that pace you’d be dead within an an hour if a Thanator caught your scent.” Miles chuckled behind you, the sound bringing warmth to your face. “Oh, and would you mind filling me in on these, Thanators?”

You smirked to yourself and stopped dead in your tracks, taking your place on a branch. Miles stopped in front of you, taking a step back to allow you room to speak.

“Thanators is what your people call them, but to the Na’vi they’re known as Palulukan, the dry mouth bringer of fear. They are apex predators. More dangerous than any of your animals on Earth. Many other predators in these forests fear them, even we. An encounter with one of them is almost certain death.” You lowered your voice, watching as Miles’ eyebrows rose, and his ears twitched to every sound of the forest. It was almost laughable until you heard the low growl of a creature on the forest floor.

You were thankful you two had chosen to explore the forest from above. Whatever was down there, you certainly didn’t want it finding you. You chuckled nervously and hopped to your feet. “Well we’d better get going, you never know.” Sensing Miles uncertainty, you brought your hand up and patted his back, flashing him a smile before pulling your hand away.

You’d never been extremely scared of the forest, after all it was once your home, but the thought of all of the deadly creatures against just you and an idiot unfit for surviving Pandora made you worry. You took in a deep breath, continuing your journey deeper into the forest. Along the way, Miles picked some fruit, and nearly puked when he swallowed a mouthful of seeds. Which had you laughing until he spat a seed at you.

You spent the rest of the day explaining the forest, and eventually you and Miles spotted a Hexapede and decided that it would be your animal of the day. Making your way back, Miles explained some things you were confused about. You found it strange that these people needed so much technology, at home things were easier, faster without it. You preferred the traditional ways rather than the ‘modern’ ones.

Eventually you both made it back, finding that the last of the crew was filing in as well. You watched as Miles explained what you two found and saw, and felt some bit of pride for being tasked with being his teacher. On the ikran ride back, you looked down on the wonders of your home, wishing that you could somehow, get away and go back. But there was something pulling you to the sky people. Something that made you yearn to stay with them.

The thought stayed in your mind even as you sat down in your dinner. It confused you, these people had captured you, hurt you. Yet you found some happiness within it all. You guessed it was the Colonel, and for that you hated yourself. How could you betray your people like this. Enjoying your home with these monsters, demons. Even teaching them your language. It infuriated you.

How could these people, no, this man have such a hold on you. Your heart. You wondered if he even thought of you as something other than a guide and teacher. After they had no use for you anymore, they’d discard you. You meant nothing to them.

Balling your fists up, you got rid of the thought. You could not allow hatred to cloud your judgment. You needed Miles to see you. And you somehow needed to see him. If you could find a way to bond with Miles, build a friendship, you’d be able to find your way out of here and maybe buy your people freedom from the sky people’s wrath.

In the moment you cursed Jake Sully. Why did he have to bring this war to your people? Why did he continue to attack, continue to fuel their hatred for the Na’vi. They had already gotten what they wanted, the minerals beneath your home. And still they persisted, and now they were after Jake Sully once more. For their needs you were captured. Because of Jake Sully, Toruk Makto, your former clan leader.

You pushed your food away, no longer hungry for the food they gave you. You just wanted to go home. If you could go home you’d wish for nothing more for the rest of your life.

Sighing, you rose from your seat and made your way to your cot. The material foreign against your fingers. It was strange, all of it, these people had materials, everything and yet they craved more. Hurting Eywa to get it. You grimaced at the thought, the Great Mother, Eywa. You could not give up, you had to fight for her.

You bit your lip as you laid down, feeling the cushion dip with your weight. You lay there, thinking of the recom crew. Thinking of Miles.

In order to fight for Eywa, to help your people, you needed Miles. Whether you liked it or not, you would need to cozy up with him for the long ride. How you were going to do so, was a question within itself. You could try your best to befriend him, although his squad seemed to have a stronger friendship with him than you’d be able to achieve within a short amount of time.

You could try encouraging him to change, to see the other side of things, but he was stubborn. You could manipulate him, though you weren’t sure how that would work with your skills. Or you could try a different, more intimate approach. Something that couldn’t fail once a certain step was complete.

You could mate with him.

The thought made you shiver with a certain delight. It was almost too good to be true once you thought of it. However there was one flaw. Once you mated with Miles, there would be no going back. He would be your mate for life, and you could not change that. But the more you thought about it, the more you worried. Certainly your people would be understanding to know that you sacrificed your freedom and self to save them. But you weren’t certain that you would be accepting of it. Sure the fantasy of mating with Miles was something in itself but, in reality, it would be much harder than just becoming friends with him.

First you would need to get close to Miles, next you would need to establish a relationship with him, then you’d need to mate with him in the presence of Eywa to seal the deal. But after all of that you would have to convince him to stopping the operation. And that you knew would be a bitch. You sighed at this and rolled into your back. Just how in the world would you get close to Miles? And enough to get him to fall for you.

You closed your eyes, exhausted with the plan in your head. As sleep overtook you, you were unaware to the fact that along with this operation, Miles was tasked with the same thing. Miles winced at this thought, you were like a stone wall, just how would he make you his lifelong partner, and get you to betray your clan.

Chap 4. Thinkin Bout You

[orbitfalls]

HELLO I JUST REALIZED I NEVER SENT YOU AN ASK SCREAMING ABOUT ULTRAVIOLENCE CHAPTER THREE WHICH IS CRIMINAL BUT IM HERE NOW

first of all TRANS REGULUS MY LOVE second of all i saw that you might include jegulus in the fic and i am humbly kneeling at your altar with an offering of honey and red wine begging 🙏🙏🙏

“Narcissa and Arcturus were one and the same.” YES THEY WERE

regulus starting and ending his life in the water please please please let him be happy let him live please i’m begging you i’ll give you a cookie a kiss a million dollars anything🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂

“Narcissa was still in her little nightgown as she stumbled through the dining room and peeked her head through the wide open door to catch a glimpse of the garden.” SHES SO CUTE WHAT IF I THROW UP

bella telling cissy she is a black just like her and andy😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭AND THE PLEASE PARALLELS AHHHHFHDHSJDJF

oh my god i have so many feelings about walburga and regulus SO MANY OH MY GOD

gnawing on the bars of my enclosure chomping on rock salt chewing drywall this was so fucking good

HELLO ASTRA MY BELOVED

TRANS REGULUS YES AAAAA it makes so much sense to me idc that this is a canon compliant story (besides it isn’t rly cuz I will CARVE my own way through the storyline later on sksjjsjs) it’s just sooooo obvious to me that he has that side of himself to explore. ALSO sorry but I fear I’ll have to kill him off when the time comes… sorrows sorrows prayers… anything for the plot right 😭😭 I’ll happily take the cookie and the kiss and the million dollars anyway tho . if you don’t mind🤲

NARCISSA IN HER LITTLE NIGHTGOWN HELP SHES SUCH A MISERABLE VICTORIAN ORPHAN I WANNA EAT HER😭😭 AND HER AND BELLA AND BELLA AND WALBURGA AND WALBURGA AND REGULUS AND NARCISSA AND REGULUS BEING CARBON COPIES OF ONE ANOTHER GUARDS UNHAND THEM!!!! SEIZE THEM GUARDS

Ilyilyily TBANK U for making me blush SJSHSJSHSH kicking my feet possibly proposing if you don’t mind😌🫶 please marry me astra my hand is yours to take🫡🫡

[khaleesiofalicante]

"You have my permission not to love me. I am a cathedral of dead bolts and I'd rather burn myself down that change the locks." -Rachel McKibbens

Know your opponent!! That's one of the scenes you were excited to write, am I right? It actually made me emo to think about young Max and Lexi beating each other🥺 Also, I kinda feel this as foreshadowing?

"The more you are alike, the harder it is to fight them.” I am terrified for them :)

Stupid morals and stupid Devlins smh

“God, you are such an idiot,” Lexi said. And then. “And I’m even a bigger idiot.” Holy shit😂 gays and miscommunication strikes yet again jdbskdndkd they are both IDIOTS!!! But I'm glad they FINALLY sort it out!!!

He called her the love of her life😭 queer people be like: I'm not good at this romance thing, and then proceed to say some of the most beautiful shit humanity had witnessed

Well, this is already going south 🙂

I am stressed, but I understand Max's point. I mean, his own people exiled him, his family died and they did nothing, and now they expect his help??? Sometimes it seems shadowhunters don't change...

Can we take a sec to appreciate Maryse's growth? Bc I think it's one of the best developments ever

“Raziel is a useless idiot,” Selena rolled her eyes. Wiser words have never been spoken

And all you could do was let them.

You stand there and let it hurt.

You stand there and hope it will hurt less one day.

Selena's POV always gets me crying a little:)

Nothing but proud of Rafael 🥺🥺

“Yeah,” she nodded again. “I want people to call me your wife. I want to see your face do that dumb look every single time. I think I’m a little obsessed with it.”

“I love you, Anjali,” Rafael said. “Eres el amor de mi vida.”

Just let Rosewood get married!! Is that too much to ask? Also I love when he speaks spanish 🥺❤️

Bapak held his hand.

Rafael didn’t feel like a child.

He felt loved.

He had never felt stronger.

I am made of tears after that cute moment between malec and Rafael 💙💙 WHY ARE THEY SO PRECIOUS?

One thing is Mallory killing her mother, but blaming Magnus??? Bitch, you better be joking wtf?!?

Rafael telling her to fuck off was so satisfying 😍

Max cupped his face with both hands and brought him down for another kiss. “I won’t ever let anyone hurt our family.” I am feeling 10 different kinds of things right now and I AM EMO🥺🥺

David, what the fuck are you doing? Are you just going to hide the fact that this bitch stole your memories for the rest of your life???

Immortal pets should be a serious business. Why are we not promoting this??

“I do love you,” David whispered. “Madly.” Something about quotes of people loving to the point of madness just shakes the very center of my existence 😭💙💙

The man cupped her face. “Keep an eye on the girls. I’ll be right back.” Jace stop being an idiot and a soft babe🔪

Magnus being willing to sacrifice his humanity to save Max's. Holy fuck THIS IS INTENSE

I. WHAT??? I JUST. HE WAS. HE IS. NO. HE WILL LIVE. I REFUSE TO THINK HE IS DEAD. WHAT JUST HAPPENED 😭😭 ALSO "Tell him I love him madly too."????? You really said "Imma hurt everyone in less than 5 seconds huh??? Dani I need answers!!!

I’d rather burn myself down than change the locks >>

A tiktok of Max and David 🥺🥺

[greysontolliverowned]

big oc dump 🙂🙂🙂

i make (not exact,y) fun stuff with these guys. writing an alien rescue (personal work) alien horror au and these are the characters but i also love them they're so ! awesome!!

this is hyker i love him so much he gets abducted by aliens and they bring him on the moon :3 and he dies. but then he's brought back to life! and respawned back on earth. he meets alien god in the afterlife

he's the protagonist.p and he's in a friend group with the others that i will be showing here! today! he's the youngest of the group . not very expressive but he actually does care a lot deep down. he's like me in a way.

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okay and here is richard. i would die for him actually. i feel so bad for him

he's a beta reticulan alien in disguise as a human on earth. he's from nathan campos's civilization but they're in different universes so. loosely intertwined. he doesn't have any purple unlike many other beta reticulans but he does have darker green spots, that also happen to manifest on his human skin. he also only wears like two different outfits he's a funny guy. and he takes on the savior form when helping out hyker during his abductions. so hyker (and the gray aliens) dont know it's him.

he's best friends with hyker and is also in the group with hyker and annabelle. he's the oldest (he's fifteen by the time the main story wraps up, despite everyone else being fourteen throughout the story). he gets betrayed by his father when they invade earth because they found out he helped hyker, since his people are now in alliance with the grays and helping hyker was against the grays.

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and here is annabelle!

annabelle's just a funny sort of guy. until they turn on their friend group. but she has good intentions. she's superrr outgoing and is constantly lugging around one or more ridiculously full bags. her bags in the reference picture are actually based on the bags i carry around at school also. trumpet and gray binder and seriously full green backpack with cherry print. she has a really big hyperfixation on anything alien related or ufology, and knows pretty much anything about it that any human can know (me too honestly), which ultimately leads to her downfall as an antagonist.

because of their love and obsession with aliens, when the aliens invade out of anger at hyker and richard with the sole purpose of ending them both, she jumps at the chance to not only work with them, but to possibly convince them there's a better way. but the aliens are highly manipulative, and they would do anything for them, and she ends up working with them towards their awful goal. but i like to pretend there's an alternate universe when they all get to be happy fun teenagers. with no aliens

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i made what some of annabelle's social media would look like. she is definitely the most active on social media of the three (despite hyker doomscrolling for hours a day)

the post with her friends. it took forever to draw but i love this picture

and this is actually what the second post is that you can't really see

and their profile picture is from the ONE 16 folder death scene .

i wanna do the social medias for the other two too. i don't know when but i'll get to it at some point

here's a hyker shot from a little trend video i did. i did the creator vs oc thing (he would HATEE me. considering i wrote so much terror into his life)

POOR BABY 💔💔💔💔

here's a thirty minute little drawing of richard and hyker. he's taking him out of the alien ship :3

and HERE is the original concept art for the characters in the story. you can see the three as the main figures here (and also halo. who is the alien god. it's at the top) .

richard never actually wears a human mask . really. it's just a symbolism. for being fake human and stuff.

and that's richard's father with his hand on richard . the other beta reticulan is a minor (?) character called zack markerburg .. he's a parody of mark zuckerberg because there are actually many reptilians (beta/alpha reticulans) on earth. and mark zuckerberg is one of them. he's a corrupt rich guy who controls social media under the influence of the galactic alien council.

the three gray alien guys are actually artificially created biological beings made by the actual grays (ebens) that do the abducting and experimenting. they report back to the grays. hyker and annabelle named them the 'tykes'

and that's halo at the top ! he's an alien who there is only one of the kind. he's essentially god, but he didn't create everything. he just has dominion over the universe and can control anything at his will. he can also send people to alternate dimensions and influence what the afterlife is like for different people. he sees hyker in the afterlife after the aliens kill him for the final time, and hyker sees him controlling everything. but he sends hyker to a plane that is an empty desolate version of the alien base on the moon and that's his afterlife. lmoao cause he hates him

okay thats it . i'll keep updating this and reblogging with new stuff but. yeah. that's it for now

[millenialfanfictionaddiction]

👑Being Seijoh's Manager 👑

Miss Manager Puts Oikawa in His Place

Seijoh x Female Manager

Warnings: Swearing, major bullying of one, Oikawa Torū

AN: This is an Anon request!

Please Like, Reblog and/or Share to help support my writing 🌠

First off 🤚🏻 getting the manager job for the Seijoh volleyball team is a feat of its own

You really must have shown some immense talent YN 🙌🏻

Well, at least a talent for bullying the captain 🙃

You see, all your friends were obsessed with Oikawa Torū

And you just didn't understand why 🤨

I mean, sure he's good looking and yeah he's tall

But he's also kind of a prick

You, yourself prefer Iwaizumi, Mattsun, makki and Maddog 😏

But your friends were constantly obsessing over Oikawa

You understood why the team never hand a manager

I mean girls and guys would throw themselves at Oikawa

But not our precious YN, oh no no no

Actually, that's exactly how you landed this gig

One day on the hall before class, you and your friends were talking

Kindaichi and Kunimi were walling by and heard the usual OiKaWa iS sO hOt speech

Until they heard you 👀

"Is he tho? I mean he's kind of an idiot if you ask me. Just look at how he walks around school. Like he's a king or something. Sure he's good at volleyball but he's kind of lame"- you

Speak your truth YN ✊🏻

Kindiachi and Kunimi freeze 🤚🏻

Did they really hear you correctly?

Well leave it to kunimi to find out

"Excuse me ladies. Did one of you say Oikawa was lame?"- Kunimi

"YN did!"- your friend, throwing you completely under the bus

😐 seriously-

You know what, we are nothing but dedicated

"Yeah it was me. I think Oikawa is lame and not as great as everyone things he is"- you, shrugging

Please Kindaichi and Kunimi's eyes widen and they praise whatever God decided to gift you to this earth

"YN please come to practice with us tonight"- Kunimi, not wasting any time

You 👉🏻😐😑 why-

Is this a trap??

"We want you to meet Iwaizumi. We think you'd make an excellent manager!"- Kindaichi

"Wait 🤚🏻 me?"- you pointing to yourself

"Yes"- Kunimi

"I mean, I guess I guess I could go"- you shrugging

Please when they mentioned Iwaizumi you were having an internal freak out 😏 admit it

After school, you walk with the boys to practice and you are immediately met with skepticism

Iwaizumi pulls Kunimi and Kindaichi to the side

"What are you two idiots thinking? We said no girls in the gym! "- Iwaizumi looking at you

You 👉🏻🙂🥰🤗

"YN's different Iwa- just watch"- Kindaichi points as Oikawa just strolls over

"Well hello there and who might you be?"- Oikawa, the charm permanently stuck at 100%

"I'm not interested"- you 😐

Iwaizumi is like 👉🏻😐😳

Mattsun and Makki have no stopped and are intently intrigued 👀

"Hey you're that pretty first year, YN right?- Oikawa, recovering quickly

"And you are annoying me-" you 😐

"YN- Chan come on? What's a pretty girl lile you doing in my gym?"- Oikawa

Ope 👀

"First off, this isn't 'you're' gym. Second off, I just don't get it? What does everyone see in you?"- You, questioning

Oikawa 👉🏻😳😰

You 👉🏻😏

Kunimi and Kindaichi 👉🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

Makki and Mattsun 👉🏻🤣🤣

Iwaizumi is too busy running up to you, shaking your hand and saying

"Welcome to the team YN" 🤗

Yay 👏🏻🎉🎈

Honestly, the team never thought this day would come

And let me tell you, every practice is a treat

Oikawa is doing the most, per the usual, to get your attention

"YN-chan did you see that killer serve"- Oikawa

You 👉🏻 🚶‍♀️ missed it

"YN did you see my setter dump? That's totally going to fool Tobio!"- Oikawa

"Shut it loserkawa"- You

If nothing else, Oikawa is striving to get your attention

When it's time to leave for the tournament, you get on the bus and Oikawa shouts

"Whoohoo, YN-chan I saved you a seat"- you

"In your dreams shittykawa"- you sitting next to Iwaizumi

God you are the girl of his dreams 😍

At the tournament, there js much that same exchange between you and Oikawa

Him trying hard to impress you 👉🏻 you trying harder to break him 🙃

"YN Chan, do you think I should jump higher during my serves?"- Oikaws, pondering 🤔

"You do you loserkawa"- You, filling water bottles

"You're right, I will!"- Oikawa

However, as hard as you are on Oikawa, there is one thing you will absolutely not tolerate

And that's other people messing with YOUR boys

So after their loss to Karasuno, the boys are packing up when you hear it

"Boy I guess Oikawa really isn't that great of a setter"- some random asshole

You know Oikawa heard it too because the man is deflated

And nobody is allowed to deflated Oikawa by you and Iwaizumi

"Excuse me? Did you just say say Oikawa isn't a great setter?"- you, crossing your arms now

Iwaizumi, Oikawa and the team watch you

"Yeah I mean, Seijoj lost"- the idiots

Hope you have your will in order is all im going to say 💅🏼

"I'll have you know Oikawa Torū is one of the best, if not THEE, best setters in the Miyagi prefecture! And just will not stand here and listen to you put a good man down"- you 😤

Boy YN chill 😎

Iwaizumi, Mattsun and Makki👉🏻😲😲😲

Kunimi and Kindaichi 👉🏻😐😳

Oikawa 👉🏻😳🥺😭

"YN-CHAN YOU DO LOVE ME"- Oikawa, running to hug you

You 👉🏻😐 🧍‍♀️

Oikawa 👉🏻🫂 🥰

"Ok enough shittykawa, I don't like you that much"- you rolling your eyes and walking away

"No need to say it YN-chan, you proved your love for me just now"- Oikawa 🤗

Please you don't even have to say it, just one look and Iwa is on it

✋🏻🏐👦

"OUCH IWA-CHANNNN" -oikawa

You'll never admit it, but you secretly love Oikawa YN 😏

[laldupattewali]

Gabriel Agreste reaction because why not

This is bad journalism and highkey disrespectful Alya I- Ladybug has such a pyaari and cute pic and Chat??? bruh my boy doesn’t deserve that

cute amazing but alya bestie u sure thhis safe🙂

extra points for good edit but also- how did you get luka’s pic i

HOW TF DID YOU GET THAT PIC???

HELP MY MIND WENT HAWKMOTH/MIRACULOUS INSTA AU😭😭😭😭😭😭

Amelie and Felix seem really close good for them atleast there’s one good parent in this show beside tom and sabine and alyas

That mother son interaction was lowkey very cute okay

SIR HE WAS TALKING GET OUT YOU PIECE OF TRASH I HOPE YOU GET HIT BY A BUS

sorry i have a lot of pent up anger from ephemeral

…that was literally her lunch that adRIEN BROUGHT MAN CANT EVEN DKSHSJSNS FUCK GABRIEL AGRESTE

HELP THE GIRLS WENT “okay this is too big a problem for just the girls now time for our aces, gays please enter”

wtf is up with their smiles- i- okay

“hes the only one who doesn’t”😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭i fully expect them to say “even more than my boyfriend here”

nOT MARC BEING LIKE “otherwise there would be no story” like 1. self diss thomas 2. we now know bestie likes the pining/oblivious trope

“romantic comedy specialists” this should be interesting

can i just say i absolutely love this au

also does this mean marc and nath write fanfic of their classmates kehsksjs this is well thought of and made

also GABRIEL AS A WIYCH I FUCKIN CANT IM DYING ALSO HIS COSTUME IS SIMILAR TO SHADOWNMOTH

marinette looks muah she really is a knight in shining armour

adrien in a dress is so fucking superior

THEYRE HER FAIRY GODMOTHERS SKSBJSSBKSHAKSJS I LOVE THIS

i love these animated things sm sksjkshsjsnsjsjs i can sense the dedication put into this ep and i appreciate it sm

“each week we will devise a new plan” lets play a game how many adrienette aus have marc and nathaniel written

i love that zoe is included in this 🥺🥺🥺

SUCHA CUTE KISS JDHEJEJSMS

imagine if this got into adriens hands tho im just saying im just saying @/allthefanficwriters

also this reminds me of the 86th floor cosplay’s mlb school play except adriens the princess and maris the knight

…how do they know about the hamsters??

ALIX NO THE UGLY TOAD SKSBSJSNKS

CHLOES ANIMATION I LOVE THIS SJSJS

thomas really wanted to make her so irredeemable instead of letting the character grow sigh wasted potential

chloe animation is so funny im dying

bestie chloe why do you want adrien to be locked up i

nathaniel honey ily but there better be plastic on that because that was beautifully drawn and i will literally k word you how dare you ruin pure beauty

mari: nobody’s gonna know tikki: they’re gonna know mari: …how would they know? tikki: …..they’re gonna know

zoe you sweetheart

i want marcs bi gloves

gorillas so cute

PONYTAIL MARI

adrien showing his chat noir off by catching a heavy flying object nice bestie

“do we know each other?” “UHHHHHHH”

marinette being clumsy to get her way>>>

ITS FAKE ADRIEN BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

maris eye squint at felix felt bestie felt

he almost looks pure when he smiles

nvm theres the evil smile

😭😭😭not him being angry

“ae felix” aa nhi raha kya bhai? sab wait kar rhe hai dumbcharades khelte hai ps this is hindi so most of you may not understand

the fact that if adrien hadn’t called him bestie wouldve clear cut heard gabriel

🎶eye contact🎶 dhum dhum 🎶prolonged eye contact🎶 eye squint kagami so true

felix is sus

PFFT DID KAGAMI JUST 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭KAGAMI WHYYYYYY ok but also adrien she already has a drink ik you’re trying to diffuse the tension but cmon

what the fuck kind of heist

felix might just be the smartest character in this entire show

HOLY FUCK

for a second there i thought Felix was also a sentimonster

“just a finger snap will be enough to make you disappear” aight nvm

THIS MAN DOES NOTHING BUT TRAUMATISE CHILDREN OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU HUMAN EMBODIMENT OF A TRASHCAN

i think narcissism na inke khoon mai hai bhenchod

HE ESCAPED IT TF??? WAIT ONLY CHLOE HAS ESCAPED IT LIKE ALYA AND NINO BROKE THROUGH IT BUT OHMYFUCKINGGOD?????

wait omg what just happened

SO YOU CAN AKUMATISE A SENTIMONSTER HAHA FEAR

it’s kind of sad

like why would you give YOURSELF that same badha wala design like um

chloe no you’re not evil you’re a fucking kid wtf man thomas stop talking your frustrations out on this child dude

help the way he just stopped bob lmao

kagami is my queen and if anyone hates on her they’re gonna get their kneecaps and spine broken she so brave 🥺🥺

we didnt get no plagg content❤️‍🔥💔 actually we didn’t get any kwami content this episode i- :(

the way he’s carrying felix i- what is this a piggyback ride

the mini fourth wall breaka ksjsjsjsjskks

that was…a short fight

THAT RING- WAIT TF SINCE WHEN IS THE RING ON HIS HAND SQUARE WAIT WHAT DO THE TWIN RINGS MEAN ONE FOR FELIX AND ONE FOR ADRIEN WTF WTF I- WTF

pretty charm

ahaha im scared

OMG FELIX NOTICED THE PANT OMG i have to agree he’s evil by he’s a smart evil

awwww theyre making a manga on marinette

also i love the fact that they know everyone in paris blind like all they did was give marinette a mustache, a ponytail instead of pigtails and changed her from marinette to marino and the waiter costume and nobody even batted an eye?

I LOVE THE SCREENCAP OMG

…. i’m scared haha

help that was long anyways i’m like sleepy as fuck i don’t even know why i wrote this but eh so bie ly you look amazing

[khaleesiofalicante]

This is from last chapter but still I need somewhere to scream, sorry💙

First part was a rollercoaster and I am not ok!!! Lets just get some points:

Alec taking Magnus hand so he doesn’t bite his nails and kissing a boy for the firts time in his home is something that can be so personal🥺🥺

IZZY AND JACE. JUST THEM ALL NICE AND LETTING HIM PUT THE DECORATIONS AND I AM NOT CRYING😭

She is the one who asked for a divorce. Shouldn’t she be happy? Relieved even? I dont like the way this parallel hurts :)

Alec and Jace looking out for Izzy is so soft but the part of Max just hurts me in so many levels😭

AHH MARYSE BEING ALL NICE AND RESPECTFUL AND GRATEFUL TO MAGNUS AND GIVING HIM THE EARINGS HIT ME LIKE A TRAIN. I LOVE THAT WOMAN😍

*whispers* Sizzy....

“Nothing,” Alec whispers back. “But I plan to love you more than I love you today.” chezzy little shit jdhdujdjs

"Look at me carrying all that frankincense.” reminds me of the time I played a little devil on a Christmas play😂

FUCK ROBERT. OMFG I AM A SECOND AWAY TO THROWING HANDS. HE WAS 11 FOR FUCKS SAKE!! DOESN’T SOUND FUCKING FAIR INDEED!! I know he tried and did better, etc, etc but still...

“I’m not giving up on Magnus,” Alec says firmly. “I love him, and I intend to marry him.”💙💙💙

Ok, that discussion was so damn painful and angsty, but it was fucking amazing!! And again, both of them are right to certain point. Like, they did violate Magnus rights basically and he has all the right to go away, and also Alec is so used to things like this that he doesn't see how wrong it is. But also Alec had a point that families are like shit sometimes

BUT. You also need to know where to draw the line bc it comes to a point where its not healthy anymore... Ahhh I could do a whole analysis of this😂

"Don’t treat me like shit and then ask me to be the bigger person.” FUCK IF I DIDNT FELT THIS TO A DEEP LEVEL>>

That was really fucking low of Alec...

MY BEAUTIFUL RAFAEL. EVERYONE GIVE HIM A BREAK. HE DESERVES A FUCKING REST!! Also Alec pulling this shit... AHHHH!!!

Rafael and Magnus crying when he knew about the divorce omfg now I'm crying too😭

I feel so fucking bad for Max rn. Also Alec, kindly fucking stop🙂

Will the fact that Max loves Magnus so fucking much and he inmediatly worries if he is crying ever not hurt?? Nope :)

"It’ll be okay. Tell me what’s wrong. I’ll fix it.” FUCK😭😭

The baby. Their blue. THE SILENT OATH BETWEEN RAFAEL AND HIS PARENTS TO PROTECT MAX. I CANT. I'M DYING INSIDE

"Max, who has always been able to keep his head above the water, is drowning." idk why but this was my favorite quote of this Timeline. POETIC WRITING😭

I don’t know. I don’t know anything. Please stop asking me. I WILL PROTECT THIS BOY TILL I'M DEAD AND YALL BETTER PREPARE FOR THAT🔪

I'm one "sometimes love isn’t enough" away to combust internally

GOOD MORNING TO LESLIE AND ONLY HER. THAT WOMAN IS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE😍

I KNEW JACE KNEW!!!

The "notes to self" are always on point *chef kiss*

I will learn to do necromancy just so I can bring Albert back and kill him slowly🔪

OMFG god he reads AND writes smut. This info is ✨first priority✨ jsvsjsjksksks and on fucking church HOLY-

He keeps tampons for Lexi and Selena just in case. He. Is. Fucking. Perfect. THIS BOY IS THE DEATH OF ME🥺🥺

"But David catches him though.  He always does. This smut-reading, tampon-carrying, beautiful son of a bitch." ✨DAVID IS PERFECT AND LITERALLY NO ONE CAN ARGUE ME✨

David really is killing poor Max jdhsksjskjs

LESLIE IS ICONIC. AMAZING. TALENTED. BRILLIANT. THE BEST-

As I coffee hoe, I relate😔

YES TO GABRIEL AND SELENA. MY SHIP IS SAILING!!! Gabriel is in love and I love them for that. Who wouldn’t be?? 😍

Ok, kinda worried for Rafael...

For someone with such a mess in his love life, he really gives good advice...

DAVID AND HIS WRIST KISSING IS KILLING ME!!

Max, we need to aknowledge your abandonment issues... Like, same bro. But you need help...

The person who got hurt the most was the person who helplessly watched it all come crashing down and wasn’t able to do anything to make it stop. OUCH💔

I didn’t need to know that Alec cried every night after the divorce but thanks🙂

OF COUSE HE IS SPECIAL TO MAX. THAT WHOLE SPEACH GOT ME BETWEEN WANTING TO CRY AND WANTING TO LAUGH JDHSISJSJ

Poor Rafael. Now everyone thinks he has a degradation kink I mean he does but still👀

"I’ll always see you. No matter how hard you try to hide from me.” stop with the cryptic-romantic shit. I am already crying😭

THE WAY I LOVE DAVID ISTG-

"He wants everything. He wants everything with David." This is going to get out of hands, BUT I'M LOVING MAVID SO MUCH AND ALL THEIR THOUGHTS BREAK MY HEART OK?!?!

This chapter, as always is just ✨MASTERPIECE✨

Ayyyy I’m so so glad 💙💙

Here is a tiktok for you. This is Magnus/David with Alec/Max 😭😂😭😂😭