#also guillermo tbh

[laz-kay]

Hottest characters in the show fr

[frog-sentimentalism]

nandor cannot be guillermo's boss because it's common knowledge he didn't even pay him, pass it on

[babtest]

To Yes And the timejump theory, i want a couple years in the future, and I want the camera crew to wheedle the actual relationship status out of guillermo and nandor, who stay Very Professional when on camera. The rest of the house gives conflicting answers ( nadja doesn't want to think about it, gross. As far as laszlo knows, their relationship is the same as it was twenty years ago. Colin gets distracted explaining the power dynamics and fluctuations of the greater staten island polycule.) And the camera crew gets increasingly Paparazzi-like, to no avail.

Until whatever day nightjob the two have going on gets finished, Nandor says "good job" and Guillermo replies "thanks sweetie" :)

[meziniart]

late night sketch of guillermo.

I've been working on my animation thesis and I haven't been able to draw for months now, so it's good to just sketch something mindlessly sometimes.

I've watched the WWDITS series in a single week while animating and i think it's safe to say it gave me brain damage

[matchalovertrait]

The only time Noemí and Irene argue is when they are talking about novelas 😅 Their kids are no different, debating over superheroes.

Transcript:

Noemí: Fernando is the better choice for Isabela.

Irene: But he’s so shady. Hector has less in common with her, but they are soulmates.

Noemí: Noo, even Lorenzo is a better choice and he’s basically irrelevant.

[greenerteacups]

hi GT!

Lionheart had me the moment you kicked it off with “it’s a nice day to start again.” Might i ask why you chose that particular line?

And, if you havent already answered to this emoji:

❄️

P.s: you have my eternal gratitude for creating the most brilliant piece of writing i’ll ever read. I shout about it from the rooftops, share it on my socials, requested my spouse to read it so we may discuss it together (in lieu of a present for my 30th birthday), et cetera.

I see from your URL you are a fellow lad of taste.

There's a couple things going on in the epigraph for Book 1. On one level, it's a lyric from the first muggle song I picture Draco listening to on his walkman at the end of the book, so there's a cute full-circle thing there. The second layer is the theme of change and redemption, which, in Lionheart, doesn't so much come from major moments or self-sacrifice, but from the slow, grueling, everyday work of living, and living better. It's a nice day to start again because every day is. You always have the opportunity to start making better choices, no matter what lies behind you. That's the thesis of any Draco redemption arc, right? You have to imagine that he could have chosen to be better.

And then thirdly, there's the audacity of doing a full Hogwarts canon rewrite, a good 30 years after the original books came out, millions upon millions of words of fanfic later, and basically asking everyone to read the same story they did the first time around, only different. So it's a kind of winking entreaty. It's saying to readers, many of whom are understandably wary of doing it over, zeroing out the characters to starting positions, and starting from the beginning with 11-year-olds all over again. It's going: "hey. That was fun, right? Why not do it again?"

[littleplantfreak]

i know you said don't, but i really want to get you started on whale dicks

pls grace me with your wisdom

hehe Rox I'll give you small stuff cause I talked about merman Togame's tail being based on some kind of whale's tail and if the tail fits....

So if you've seen the shape of water, the fishguy's dick isn't always out! Whales are like that too. It's like shwip all of a sudden there it is! I assume that's how most people write merman sex? I'm not sure though. It's stored inside the body in a slit for the most part unless they're trying to mate or do something territorial. A literal dick measuring contest ig?

But also they have some control over how the penis moves due to the anatomy of the pelvic bone and stuff. So Kinda tentacle-like which is great news for any mermen/mermaids/merpeople? with the same structure.

[bottombaron]

I'm starting to wonder if there is actually something legit about the 'right time' to turn Guillermo that Nandor keeps talking about...

It was brought up again in the premiere and something about how Guillermo said that "deep down I'm not ready [to become a vampire]" before Derek jumped him...

...what if Nandor hasn't actually been putting it off for no reason...what if there is actually a 'right moment' for it and this whole time we were thinking that moment had to do with Nandor being ready but what if it's about Guillermo being ready??

[isablooo]

every time i blink theyre doing another terrible adaptation of a gothic novel will i ever be free

[nandermoenthusiast]

guys i have been in a state for days. i am giddy i am gasping for air i am broken inside i am blushing i am sweating i am twirling my hair i am suffering i dont know how to deal with the very real possibility that nandor has loved guillermo for years and has been restraining himself, feigning aloofness, keeping his distance, because all these years he understood that maybe guillermo would never be ready for vampirism - and maybe hes been so depressed in the latest years because hes finally found someone he wants to spend eternity with, and he strongly suspects he will spend eternity missing them instead

[zekoagun]

why do all the mk1 jaegers have such huge boobs apart from coyote tango

[desirableendings]

What’s INSANE to me is how blind studios are to what actually sells. This and Mattel’s desire to have a MCU for themselves, convinced that what sells is their thousand IPs…

Girl (gender neutral), what made Barbie sell was Greta Gerwig, and a sort of original take on what could have been just a two-hour long publicity stunt, but instead cared about telling a story and having a strong point of view (and a bunch of investment on marketing, not gonna lie... which only means that if you market your original films smartly you can also have a good revenue).

Elemental (an original animated movie) sold way more than Lightyear or The Flash! After a soft opening, the box office remained steady, because, who would have thought, if you give original content time it will grow an audience ! ! !

It's not about original movies being risky, it's about the amount of investment being put in mediocre productions just because the executives in high power believe they understand how the industry works, when they don't. THEY DON'T.

[florence-welch-enthusiast]

gorgeous nightmare by escape the fate makes me think of nandermo specifically from a nandor pov

it's shit like this that makes me wish i knew how to animate

[biblicalhorror]

Tbh wild to me that so many people hated the wwdits finale that much bc I thought it was really good and fun

[sheantipaxos]

LIKE FOR A STARTER (. always accepting. )

" darling , " she starts. looking somewhat perceiving to see what @nerdynanny would say. venturing to wonder if laszlo would agree with her, or not , " have you eaten yet? Remember - you get HANGRY WHEN YOU DONT. " she was proud of the human slang that she picked up on and chuckled at her own usage of the term. eager to teach him the word.

[titansarmy]

nico is a loser and nico is a nerd and while i can subscribe to the idea that in the 21st century, nico di angelo likes superhero movies and the sorts. i am a firm believer that his fave director and movies are actually from guillermo del toro.