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hello it’s 3 in the morning as I type this but. one of the reasons why aphmau is meant to be the protagonist of MCD/Mystreet/so on and so forth is because literally none of this would happen without her. and that’s a core tenant of her character!! She finds people, she pulls them to her from wherever they are in the universe, they are naturally magnetized to her. She brings them into her life, again and again, and resolves their problems, again and again. She’s like the universe’s little handyman. She is a people magnet, on a cosmic level. She collects people. in a friendship way. And it doesn’t even matter how far away you are from her, she pulls people to her from far and wide, even across dimensions and universes!! Across continents and different towns !! She just… brings people to her! Universally! It’s a whole entire thing!
She discovers more and more new people, and every time she provides exactly the solution they needed to fix their problems. She fixes their problems. And that’s literally how the story of MCD and Mystreet even happens. The entirety of diaries wouldn’t have happened if it weren’t for her, BECAUSE of her magnetism. Because of her active altruism.
She then provides a home for each of these people, resolving their issues and helping them out. She’s kind, she’s altruistic, she’s like…made to help people. Cosmically. she leaves the door open for anyone to come in and make themselves at home, she picks up strays everywhere she goes and gives them a better home. That’s literally how she becomes a mother, she collects children like stray cats because she never stops finding people and pulling them into the light. Pushing them to their fullest potential. Making them feel loved. She just has so much love to give that she pulls the whole entire world into her heart
And it even has in-universe reasoning to back it up, with her being the reincarnation of Irene!!! Because Irene literally did the same thing, that’s what an Irene is SUPPOSED to DO. She pulls the whole world to her doorstep and finds every single problem there is to fix and she fixes it! Because that’s her purpose! That’s her divine purpose! That’s her job! To help everyone! Her people magnetism is literally a crucial aspect of being an Irene !!
And I think MID’s Ava has it too, because of that. She’s likely the next reincarnation in line after the many Aphmaus, she’s the next Irene, so she inherited that crucial and fundamental part of being an Irene. Only difference is, Ava does not actually want this. She hates it, actually. She keeps magnetizing people to her, she magnetizes friends- she LITERALLY has a universal pull strong enough that beings from alternate dimensions or planets or whatever the fuck it was are sent to Earth and meet her. Billions of people on the planet, and the Daemos boys go to her. Of all people. Because they’re pulled into her, the same way Aphmau’s gang was. The same way Laurance and Katelyn and Dante and Travis and Aaron were. Ava has the same damn “ability,” but this time she’s spiteful about it because she just wants everyone to leave her alone and honey it is NOT working. The universe is so determined to give her a friend that it literally drops five dogs into her apartment and tells her to Fix. and she does not want to. but destiny calls, and she does it anyway, because she’s an Irene, and that’s what Irenes do. do you see my vision
#aphmau#aphblr#aphverse#Mystreet#mcd#you make aphmau not the protagonist any more and the universe fucking caves in on itself. diaries would not happen at all bcuz of the sheer#power of this single extroverts inherently magnetic and altruistic personality#average person on the other side of the continent starts experiencing a problem and aphmau will find you and resolve that problem in#the nick of time. every time without fail. this is literally her destiny in life.#I think aphmau would have some kind of trauma and or burnout from this also.#chosen one trauma#but that’s a different story#anyway
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having thoughts about helen and menelaus on this night
#hes boring but like. /pos yknow.#i need to draw modern au menelaus its kinda killing me like theres such a vision in my mind.#you talk to him in the breakroom at work and he shows you some vacation photos he printed out and put in his wallet#and it turns out the vacation was in like fiji bc his wife had a modelling gig there and youre like . wait what#and hes like 'haha yeah :) the shoot went great. she had a great time.' while ur contending w the fact that this dude who eats a pb and j#every single day for lunch. without fail. has a model wife who goes to figi to shoot for vogue or whatever#poks office chair#also im halfway through the illiad SO IF HE SHOWS UP MORE DONT GET MAD!!#IM NOT DONE YET!!#i just like. i was reading it when it got slow at work and i didnt have any training#and he showed up and i was like 'oh shit! where the fuck has this guy been!'
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soo many of my ocs.. and like All my beloved ones.. are people who just desperately want to live a quiet, peaceful life with their loved ones. but forces outside of their control keep making that impossible for them, and they aren't able to keep going through the situations against them without having to hurt and push themselves too far but still keep Choosing to be good and do good things because it is just what you should do
this says nothing in particular about me, i am sure.
#ocs#danica from a very young age has a demon in her eye... then when he is older his mother figure he lives with is kidnapped#and he has to claw through to find her again and keep using the power of his eyeball demon friend even though#every use is slowly killing him.#ashasiara...... all she wants is a nice life and she is saved from dying by a god then made to be the second of her clan#and then gets infected with the blight while her best friend dies and has to join an army against her will just to not become a darkspawn#and THEN the whole army gets betrayed and she has to single handedly take this all on alone and build and army at fucking age 24#and then she is Done and cant even rest and stay running off with her friends bc the wardens drag her back#and she goes in and out of trying to soft leave the order and failing until she comes to the inquisiton and starts tutoring the kid herald#and then gets like a solid decade of time with her husband to just Exist like she always wanted before she dies an early death.#and the whole time she is a blood mage and actively has to sacrifice her own blood to beat back the odds against her AND has to deal#with demons trying to snatch her body every night when shes asleep.#bud has chronic pain and health issues from his godhood. that he only has bc he was Trying to save his town. and he desperately#Does Not want it. so he runs and avoids it and gives his power to someone else (which he then has to get back bc oops she sucks and also#every time she uses it he is in awful pain and blisters) and tries to ignore it for literally 1000+ years. until he cant anymore#until he comes across someone else affected by the same thing that he starts to care about too much and wants to fix it for him#and the someone else is sterling whos only want is to experience life in its whole but was trapped and isolated in the sky#and now that he is on the ground is in constant health issue city but he is so in love with everything#and would stay here forever but the threat of the god. the mother figure that made him is looming the entire time unable to be shaken#astrias does actually start with the exact goal of Wanting ro be famous and Known and beloved by everyone she sees#but as she starts to make actual connections with so many people for the first time in her life that starts to change.#she goes from a cocky girl wanting to be a beloved hero to someone who actually ends up being a hero from a genuine act without care of#recognition. and then she gets it. she gets what she always wanted and rejects it to go live and bake with her wife and sit on the porch#koralynne (the wife) who is just in the position of being a mercenary because she desperately needs money#because she Wants to be bard. a performer. but every chance st that shes ever had was ripped away#so she tries to do it herself. then finds that the more she uses her magic the faster her energy drains. the harder is it to Exist.#to even play music. to think. and she has to change her entire direction and how she does everything. but she still keeps going#not alone. she has astrias and destiny and atlas.#lin who fails at the one thing she was literally made to do. whos body wages a war against her for turning against its stages purpose#but she makes it work for her anyway. bevause she finds people she loves that love her and she doesnt want to let it go
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where was rami's emmy/oscar/whatever for the way he performed the 'wow 🙄' after hamm said that his brother got fucking killed
#it makes me Cackle without fail every single fucking time this man is Such a Bitch!!!#and i love him so much!#but also specifically i want the award to be given for the bitchy little eyeroll after hamm says '5000 guys died asshole'#kelly watches the pacific
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I’ve been such a physical and mental wreck this year that I might actually have to talk about my problems at my yearly checkup instead of just lying the whole time so I can leave faster. Damn.
#just remembered that I felt nauseous EVERY SINGLE MORNING without fail for months#and more but that’s. gross.#also my stomach has just felt weird for months too#like. it feels staticky most of the time?? it’s not painful but noticeable#and the ear pain#75% chance I forget about this stuff come January
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going into instagram comments is crazy it’s like seeing into a (much MUCH) worse alternate reality like You ppl live such unfathomably terrible lives to me….
#aside from the general everything they’re just so boring and miserable. Btw#sorry it’s just i’ve had insta on my phone lately (unfortunately i can’t delete it until the party ☹️) & every SINGLE time i see some sort o#reel and i’m like HA yknow what i think? and then everyone in the comments is saying the complete opposite thing#every single time without fail#the other day i saw a reel where a bartender dumped all the leftover stuff from the thing (idk what it’s called) into a cup and every1 in#the comments was like ugh yucky disgusting / yk ppl put even grosser stuff in their mouths like genitals. besides if it’s cleaned regularly#enough it should be fine / that’s a big IF. meanwhile i’m like Yum jungle juice 😋#also one time i saw ppl talking abt how they sleep in binders at sleepovers COME ON reddit is free transtape exists. please#<- these r like the worst examples ever but it’s ok#also like the insane casual misogyny. it’s so bad out here guys#.txt#ppl arguing in the comments like ‘that’s like 2k calories’ / ‘why r u being negative besides it’s only like 300 at max’ / ‘it’s not#negativity’ GUYS. WHAT THE FUCK. CALORIES ARE GOOD I <3 ENERGY???? YOUR BODY ALSO LOVES ENERGY. COME ON. BUTTER 4 LYFE BITCH#OH AND ONE TIME someone made vanilla extract and the comments were all panicked muslims like oh no im rethinking all my vanilla extract#buying GUYS do you or do you not eat bread. great now figure out the alcohol content of fermented yeast vs a drop of ethanol in a cake (that#is being baked anyway!)
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oh god
fucking
having Mark Hamill while playing Trickster say to the younger Trickster "I am your father" and then the music that plays in the background following this declaration is a fucking "Imperial March" remix
the cheese is sooooooo strong
and I am eating up every single crumb of it
#like I said before these shows put in little snarky comment references#and every single time without fail I love it. I fucking love it.#it's so cheesy and cliche and overdone but I LOVE IT#Smallville did this ALL. THE. TIME.#and I loved it every time#and I continue to love it on The Flash (2014)#(btw YES they got Mark Hamill to reprise when he voiced Trickster for. idk. the JLA cartoon? some cartoon#but this time he plays Trickster live action. and it's great. he is CHEWING THE SCENERY UP.#he got the fucking memo he understood the assignment he is an ACTOR.)#also the guy playing the younger Trickster is fantastic#playing him like he's a evil little scamp twink I love it#speechie liveblogs#speecher speaks
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cant believe no one told me about the fishing derbies
#adw's ramblings#stardew valley#i got 4 tags day one of the trout derby but caught 9 trout without getting a single tag day two#also pike my beloathed (dorado get a pass for being pretty)#other fishing trips of note: the day i hooked the legend 8 times in one day but i was at level 5 fishing and no boosters#bc casual fishing day yk#so i immediately failed every time#im assuming it was the legend anyway#the fish flying up and down the bar had a funny little hat
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having a hyperfixation fucking rules bc anything could happen to me and i’d be like :) no worries! i just think about some gay people and the horrors go away. like i could be run over by a whole vehicle and i’d be like. oh well. i’ll look at images of my babygirl sugar princess with the raw power of My Mind and i’ll feel better. and then it works
#it works every single time without fail#having a hyperfixation in general is often disruptive and frustrating and difficult to navigate#and then sometimes it makes me run on nothing but endorphins for a whole day#so swings and roundabouts right#she’s the devil she’s an angel i want to kill her with a knife and also take her hand in marriage#it’s complex#anyway i’ve had a wonderful day today thanks to the sneak peek#oh we thinkin?
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Jet Pack Adventure
#club penguin#flash#oh i sucked at this one#i remember there was a bonus for beating the game without collecting a single coin. i tried many times and failed.#i think there was also something for collecting every coin but i was even worse at that#as you can see by the font this is the updated version. i think flashpoint only has the updated club penguin minigames in general.#i remember i once saw the old swfs floating somewhere... but it was forever ago
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#i love my roommate so much she is one of my best and oldest friends#but i also now know what my mother felt like when i was growing up and fought her on doing chores#because whilst i cleaned our house like i do EVERY SINGLE SUNDAY WITHOUT FAIL#she watched me and played video games and pointedly ignored the dirty dishes in the sink#that i in turn pointedly cleaned around#because she PROMISED she’d clean them today#after letting them pile up for 5 days#and look she’s an adult i can’t tell her what to do#but i was CLEANING THE COUNTERS AND THE FLOORS#AND MAKING EVERYTHING FIT IN THE SINK#and still#nothing#and we have had multiple conversations about how she will use every single dish we own before actually cleaning them#and she has literally acknowledged that as her toxic trait#and yet!! nothing has been done to improve this!!!#i really love her so much i really do#and most of the time i’m chill about this#but like#i’m sorry mom#this is so annoyingggggggggggggg
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tell me a funny story :)
idk if this is a story technically but off the top of my head here is something funny my cat does (obviously it is going to be about my cat): Annie is very affectionate and loves me and thinks I am her biological mommy BUT she hates being held. but because Bothering is my love language I still pick her up for snuggles all the time just to annoy the hell out of her. and bc she is such a good good girl no matter how much I bug her she never takes it out on me or struggles or anything but the second I put her down she will run to whatever other cat (or person) is closest to us and just start whaling on them bc she has to let her aggression out somehow and its so fucking funny they'll just be sitting there minding their business and she runs up and starts swinging on them for absolutely no reason
#I know this lowkey makes it sound like I abuse my cat but please trust me I love my cats very much#they are all so so used to me being super annoying to them 24/7 and they just put up with it#and she doesnt actually hurt my other cats she doesnt use her claws she just punches them#I guess if I have to add this many disclaimers to something maybe it is not as funny as I think it is#but its funny to me. you didn't specify if you wanted a funny to YOU story or a funny to ME story#so....your bad if anything#asks#office hours#catposting#cherry does this also but not every time. with Annie it is every single time without fail
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have spent the last two days dealing with fourth grades en masse i am off to take the longest nap of my life
#have also spent two days telling them not to eat the poisonous berries we had out#what do they try and fucking do#every single time#without fail#michael says things#children have no god damn survival instincts
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“ill just go get my stimulant refill once im out”
me when i run out: i will be doing nothing ever again for the foreseeable future
#this happens every single time without fail#i never learn#why would i go outside to do something when bed is sooo soft and comfy#my bf is also at work for so long today so im like a sad dog waiting for its owner to come home#i say things#adhd
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'this character would obviously be a fae in a fae au they literally have all of the marks of one in canon-' do you mean autism. you can just say they are autistic it's okay you don't need to call them a fairy for that
#thinking of the fact mutt genuinely is described as having canonical “slight autism” on his wiki#I think we as a society do not say. this character is autistic. with our full chest nearly enough#this is why I support every autistic hc ever#but also because the autistic hcs are right every single time without fail. I don't make the rules I just tyrannically enforce them#saying stuff
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#i wish pentakill iii karthus looked like he did in the concert instead of how he looks in the game#i say. while also selecting pentakill iii skin every single time i play karthus without fail#its not that i dislike hydrated karthus#its that i think that skin in particular i wish looked like what it says it is#the lost chapter album karthus#but also i just think i really like older men#i wish the pentakill iii skin was actually called like#living karthus#or something#and the actual pentakill iii skin was concert karthus#i dunno im just feeling whiny about it#i say#while farming minions in that skin#give me my withered bones AND hydrated bones#but in a lore way#ooc#ignore me#mun speaks#tbd
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