#also ellana and nillem fucked?

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I started reading Bottero in 2008. I’ve read his books 7 or 8 times (too many to actually count). I know knew quotes and dialogues by heart, all the characters’ names, all the books’ plots and subplots. It was my favorite book series for years, and the protagonist was my first role model.

AND I’M ONLY FINDING OUT TODAY, IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2019, THAT THERE WAS A BONUS EXPLICIT SCENE WHERE TWO CHARACTERS FUCKED.

Thank you @kychloreine.

(also I realised that even after all this time my writing style is still similar to Bottero’s, which shouldn't come as a surprise really) (and now I want to reread all three trilogies, which I really don’t have the time for right now)