#also dick is actually just jealous cause he thought he'd be the only one dating his red headed best friend

[yeagerbitchh]

I like to think Dick would react like a crazy big brother when he found out about Jason and Roy getting together.

Like he'd feel so betrayed, how could his best friend and his baby bro start dating and not even tell him for months? And oh god now he'd have to see them kiss? He could never get that image out of his head. He'd have to get used to seeing Roy at the family dinners and sure Jason looked happy but couldn't it be with literally anyone else? Didn't Roy know better than to go after his little baby brother? I mean seriously he's just a baby he is not ready to be a dad. How could he take care of Lian if he can't even take care of himself and-

And that's when it hits him, that technically Jason's her dad now, given the seriousness of the relationship and the fact that he did overhear the girl calling Jason Jaydad, so Dick is oficially her favourite uncle.

He is suddently very ok with their relationship.

[evansbby]

Just read WG3 first thing in the morning. And the one thing I can't say is:

I hate EVERYONE. I'm not team Steve. Not team Ari (maybe a little). I just want her to be happy😭😭 I felt so bad. She's such a sweetheart and all the men are treating her like shit.

First, Wanda is such a terrible friend. Like what the fuck?? Why would you leave your friend like that for your boyfriend?? Hello?? Breaking girl code. I just wanted to rip her hair out, I swear. My girl needs better friends!! Speaking of, I did not expect Sharon to be such a sweet girl. I expected her to be bitchy or something along those lines. BUT SHE WAS SO SWEET. And I can only imagine how guilty she feels every time she sees Sharon. To know that a girl whose bf you fucked is complimenting you?? I would drown in guilt. They'd be such good friends but it's just not meant to be🥹🥹.

AND Ari. The king of misunderstandings. He's such a dick. A huge dick. His only saving grace is his face, his body, and his humongous cock. He can be so sweet and gentle but he'll just come up with the worst way to word shit. Like why are you acting like you own her when you won't even break up with SHARON. And maybe explain why you and Steve don't like each other?? And give more concrete reasons as to why she should avoid Steve. You beefy whore.

I enjoyed the scene where she stood her ground. YES. Thank God, I was so proud of her. She needs a man who would actually cherish her and take care of her. Not someone stringing her along.

And I knew it. I had a bad feeling about Steve all along. It was too suspicious and I kept cringing every time he called me 'babygirl' and how he was so obviously trying to be cool and charming. I HATE him. It's so obvious how he's trying to use her to make Ari jealous (it worked).

I loved loved LOVED the scene where Steve threw the basketball at her. (Probably cause I kept running into scenarios where I get hit by basketballs in the face BUT I NEVER HAD AN ARI TO TAKE CARE OF ME.) I love how Ari rushed to pick her up and take care of me. He seemed softer in that scene even if he was still being an ass for acting like he owned her. But also it's kinda hot how overprotective he is. And again, thank god for the fact that she stood up for herself.

Now, the DATE. That bitch Steve. He's so gross, oh my god. I've never been this grossed out by a character before. Especially not my daddy Steve. Like what's his problem?? when he took her to his house and we got introduced to Kira. I knew something was wrong. He was trying to portray her as shy but I knew it was something more than that. He's so vileee. The way he was trying to force himself onto her??!! FUCK YOU. EW. That's so traumatizing. I hated him even more when he ruined her dress. She was so excited for their date and it just turned into this? All girls know how long it actually takes to plan your outfit, your makeup, your hair, etc. It's a whole workout. And I hate to see her so hurt because she's just the biggest sweetheart (you love to make your mcs suffer😭). I was so scared for her, literally clutching my pillow, so afraid for her safety. I was almost praying that Ari would come show up and beat him up. Like how is she gonna get home??? Then our savior Kira came. I'm so thankful for her but also scared. Like what's Steve gonna do to her once they're alone?? And the fact that all she had to do was threaten to call their parents to get him to stop? Small dick energy. I hope we get to see more of her, literally warmed me up when she gave her a pink sweater.

Onto the last scene. Ari. Okay, I was surprised he broke up with her but damn. Can't he read the room?? She obviously looked devastated and tired and exhausted. All of the above. I know he was so ready to tell her and I even thought it was cute when he'd gotten all dressed up for her and got a bouquet of flowers. I'm still team Daddy Ari obviously. But ughh, I'm so conflicted. Cause it shows that he's kinda still up in his own ass and so smug about things but I pray that he will get better. He probably will. I felt so frustrated at him because she clearly just wanted some space away from men💔 it's actually heartbreaking how she's been waiting to hear "I broke up with her" for so long and now it just means nothing to her. She just feels numb because she genuinely feels as if she's just a tool that men can use and dispose of. It's such an easy thing to relate to because tbh. Most men are shit and make you feel like that. For once, I hope to God Ari gets his shit together and beats Steve up for me. FUCK him.

Now girlie, thank you so much for this wonderful chapter💕💕 I've been waiting for it and stalking your page like a creep to see even the tiniest update. But also cause reading through your blog makes me happy and lifts up my mood. It's literally how I get my news. it's my morning routine. I hope you take a good break cause damn, this was a phenomenal chapter. You killed it again. Even while I'm reading the story, I literally have to stop and inspect the wording cause how'd you get it like that?? How do I write like that. I aspire to be able to write like you. I know I talk about it all the time but the way you build up on your story is sooo great. And I adore the tense moments contrasted with the sweet, flowery moments. I really feel as if IM THE MAIN CHARACTER. As If I'm in the story. I swear, I can literally smell Ari's perfume through the screen. Thank you again, hope you have the greatest day ever💕

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AHHHHH love you bestie thanks for this incredible review fr 🥹🥹🩷🩷

“I hate everyone” is such a mood coming out of this new chapter!!! I think the last few paragraphs really tapped into the feminine rage so many of us feel! Just this helpless feeling of men always being MEN and just being the worst no matter what! That’s what I was trying to convey 😭😭 fuck team Ari and team Steve too! Hehehe

Also yes, everyone expected Sharon to be a bitch but the plan was always to make her nice! In fact, even in poyt I wanted to make Sharon nice (in fact she is nice, she just gets a bit mean bc of justified reasons and misunderstandings lol). I think it just makes for a more interesting plot instead of doing the easy route and making all of you hate her by making her a typical mean girl! I mean, this girl gets cheated on in every fic I put her in 😭😭 it also adds another layer to the plot by making reader feel super guilty about sleeping with Ari behind Sharon’s back…

You calling Ari a beefy whore with a humongous cock is so funny bestie and so accurate 😭😭 none of us would be so forgiving towards him if he didn’t look the way he does lmfao.

Also omfg not you finding Steve cringeworthy with the “babygirl” stuff 😭😭😭😂😂😂 I lowkey thought it was cute and hot 🥹 but that’s so funny bc yeah, you could say he was putting on an act there trying to be cool… OR WAS HE??? ����🤔🤔 either way, it makes his character more interesting!

And omfg so you’ve also had experiences getting hit in the face with a basketball? Bc that plotline is actually PERSONAL to me! Inspired by when I was in year 10 and the only one new person in the whole grade and I was walking with some friends and some guys were playing football and the football hit me SO SO SO hard smack on my face! Like SO hard, I was winded. And I was the new girl and soooo shy so I didn’t even say anything and I had no beefy Ari either to help me! My friends yelled at the guy who’d kicked the ball though. He didn’t do it on purpose but they still YELLED at him angrily. Which looking back is so nice of them bc I was the new girl and they weren’t my proper friends, I’d only been in that school a month or two and wasn’t close to anyone! So it was sweet of them to fight for me like that. And the guy was like “uh sorry” but he didn’t even care!!! Idk why I just went off topic with this story bUT THAT IS WHAT GAVE ME THE BASKETBALL TO THE FACE IDEA!!! GIRLIES GETTING HIT WITH SPORTS BALLS IN THE FACE IS SO COMMON HELPPP 😭😭😭😭

Okay back to your review lmfao not you being grossed out by Steve during the date! Bestie I’m LIVING for your Steve hatred 😂😂😂 but also bestieee pls read that part again bc Kira isn’t afraid of Steve and Steve doesn’t ever and won’t ever hurt her 😭😭😭 In fact, Kira came into the kitchen excitedly to talk to Steve, and only got anxious and shy when she saw reader there! And Steve was just trying to make Kira come out of her shell more and be friends with reader! HE WAS JUST BEING A GOOD OLDER BRO BESTIE PLSSSS😭😭😭😭 bc i lowkey feel like i didn’t portray this properly but I think i did so now IDEK SKXNSKXNDKSK

But anyways yes Steve was a jerk to reader in his bedroom! Not him ruining her dress that she was so excited about 🥹😭

YASSS Ari all dressed up with the flowers was so cute! But you’re so right bestie, CAN HE NOT READ THE ROOM??? Bad timing lmfao. And maybe a little too late.

Thank you so so much for this review, seriously your words mean everything to me and they give me such validation! Bc when you say that you can literally smell Ari’s perfume and you literally feel like you’re in the story, YES THANK YOU! That’s what I want yall to feel so I’m so so happy about that 🥹🥹🥹🩷🩷

[punkscowardschampions]

Nancy & Rio

Nancy: Hey Nancy: how's all the prep going? Rio: Oh my God Rio: it feels good to talk to someone over the age of 12, put it that way Rio: its getting there but I might not 🤪🥴😵 Nancy: same cos Buster's acting like a 5 year old rn Nancy: I wish I was there helping Rio: Travelling brings out the worst in 'em Rio: if I have to see an airport with mine this year, too soon 😬❌ Rio: we could use your 👀 Rio: I'm sure there will still be shit to do when you all get here Nancy: Did your dad convince your mum about a honeymoon though? Nancy: Asking cos I wanna steal you away for a while Nancy: When I get there I'm gonna have so many 📷 to set up and take but I'll definitely make time for any finishing touches there are Rio: 😘😘😘 Rio: s'more convincing nan and granddad that your parents and the rest will help out controlling the masses whilst they're off 🎔☽ Rio: a reason we can NEVER find a babysitter 🙄 Nancy: Oh come on! If my mum gets involved they'll be perfect 😇s Rio: 😂 Rio: I'd be happy to test the theory Rio: going to be so good to see you again! Nancy: Me too if it'd get her off my back 🙄 Nancy: I've missed you so much! Rio: Uh-oh, what's the latest crusade with her? Rio: Girl, same! So much catching up Nancy: Who can keep track? This week it's something about how I spend too much time in my room Nancy: Like doesn't she realise I don't sleep in a cell? I have everything I need Rio: Right? Rio: At least we're past grounding, was such a laughable punishment when its not the 50s or something, please Nancy: malted milkshakes and jukeboxes yes, the rest of the 50s, no Rio: But you'd look so fetching in a circle skirt 😉 Rio: what are you wearing though Rio: I've been so busy making sure the kids are actually clothed that I'm not remotely ready, ugh Nancy: Also less likely to be hatecrimed when it's just gals being pals 😉 Nancy: [a pic of her outfit cos we don't have one yet gang] Nancy: oh my god if you're not joking dad better start speeding! You really need my help ASAP Rio: Don't rub it in, or I'll be at the back of the bus heckling you Rio: me and all MY #sistas Rio: 😍 you look so good, I'll ignore your white feminism if you tell him to step on it Nancy: 😳 x 10000 like Nancy: But I'll demand it Rio: 🧡 Rio: Its a mood, catch me stealthing down the aisle at the back, please, steal the show, kids Nancy: 💚 Nancy: Honestly I feel nervous & I don't have to do the walk/nobody's gonna be looking at me Rio: Awh, don't be Rio: Honestly, everything is so extra, no one will know where to look Rio: you know them Nancy: I was safe to assume that Junie isn't answering me cos he's 😳 x 10000000 then, yeah? Rio: No doubt Rio: I can't even find him to tell him to reply Rio: if I spot him Nancy: It's fine I'll see him soon anyway Rio: God bless him Nancy: I need out of this car now & away from all of them Rio: I can feel the tension from here, babe Nancy: If he spends another sec on speaker talking to his friends about last night's party I will have to throw his phone out of the window Rio: Eww Rio: your brother is 1000% gonna be THAT businessman on the train that wants everyone to hear his convo Nancy: I know Rio: then pops a few blood vessels when someone tells him otherwise Rio: you poor thing, forreal Nancy: He got into a fight at the party over some girl 🙄 But of course the other lad was the only one hurt Nancy: How am I related to this idiot? Rio: How have your parents not turned the car around or at least threatened to Nancy: He doesn't wanna come which means he is, no matter what Nancy: Even if he was 🤕 Rio: Also do you live in Chelsea or a bad American teen drama Rio: the dramatics 😂 Nancy: Right? But it's me getting lectured by my mother regularly Nancy: your favouritism is showing again Rio: We all like you better, don't worry babe Nancy: thanks Nancy: if your parents wanna adopt me, now is good Rio: What's one more is pratically the family motto so why not Rio: you'll have to miss all the WILD parties and the even wilder bants Rio: reckon you'll survive? Nancy: just about Rio: Be honest Rio: if I go to town right now, what are the odds of the kids staying semi-presentable? Nancy: It'd be single figures Nancy: like 5% maybe Rio: Yeah Rio: but even less chance of me getting something wearable if I ask my boy to bring something with him, right? Nancy: Unless he's very fashion forward Nancy: You could tell him to go to ours and raid my wardrobe? Rio: Such a humblebrag, Nancy McKenna 😏 Nancy: If you don't want my advice or designer labels, don't ask, like Rio: 😂 Rio: how is it possible I have nothing suitable in my whole ass wardrobe Nancy: This family has had a surprisingly few weddings in our lifetime Nancy: & there's no chance of you re-purposing what you wore to my parents' big day all those years ago so Nancy: I'll make a detour and pick something up for you Nancy: if you trust me Rio: The amount of sin is truly unholy Rio: my grandma be 😠 at all these heathens Rio: and that feels like forever ago Rio: dread to think what I was rocking but at least I was cute Nancy: So 😢 I couldn't bring a date to meet your grandma she sounds lovely Nancy: [finds a pic of the baze wedding like] Nancy: you were the cutest! Look! Rio: Love the sinner, hate the sin, sweetie 😘 Rio: Oh lord Nancy: Says you but what happened to ME? Nancy: I'm like a different person rn and it's not a glow up Rio: Shh, you look beautiful, are you kidding Nancy: I look like my parents are into medieval torture & put me on a rack Nancy: not cute Rio: Oh 'cos being tall is so unappealing Rio: all those leggy supermodels, YUCK Nancy: 😂 Rio: Anyone saying different is obviously jealous Nancy: How very teen drama Nancy: the girl who hates me really loves me 💋 Rio: better start loudly talking about that Rio: your 'rents will be so proud Nancy: They aren't likely to hear me over Buster's dramatic playlist 🎶 Rio: Now you're just making shit up 😂 Nancy: [records him as proof hey boy hey looking like a moody fuckboy snack over there no doubt] Rio: He really did just look at the window like a music video, huh Rio: also praying you make it here unmurdered now, girl 🙏🤞 Nancy: He wouldn't dare start a fight with us in our finery 👗👠 mum & dad would kill him Nancy: or I could with the 👠 Rio: Gotta stay favourite, yeah Nancy: definitely Rio: catch me being no ones 'cos I'm not coming Rio: see you tomorrow, like 👋 Nancy: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo Nancy: you have to Nancy: don't leave me with my evil twin Rio: 😩 but Rio: so over this before its begun Nancy: please Ri Nancy: I'll make it fun somehow Rio: There's no escape anyhow Rio: so many people here already just 👀 @ me Rio: I'm not putting on a fucking poofy dress I'm sorry Nancy: you don't have to Nancy: bridesmaid but keep it fashion Rio: I tried on some actual bridesmaid dresses but I felt so stupid Rio: why is it all floor-length and fucking Rio: the excess material Rio: I don't wanna drown in tulle, I'm not 5 Nancy: gross Nancy: I promise to never get married first of all Nancy: second of all I'm gonna make sure you look 🔥 today so Rio: 🧡🧡🧡 Rio: I've got to start on the drinks now though, sorry Nancy: show me what's in your wardrobe & I'll try & remember what's in mine Rio: I love you but you remember what I said about floor-length? Nancy: okay okay just yours then Nancy: come on, I can do this Rio: [does] Rio: but honestly, fuck it Nancy: there's so much I could make work Nancy: & no reason for us both to hate our outfits Rio: I won't hate it, I'll just be hated Rio: mainly by my grandma 💁 Nancy: as soon as Buster arrives his attitude will pull focus Nancy: plenty to keep your grandma busy in this car Rio: He'd never be that nice to me Rio: even unintentionally Nancy: I will then Nancy: thinking of a scene to cause as we speak Rio: 😏 Rio: such a shame there'll be no hot girls there you aren't related to 💔 Nancy: if only hitchhikers were still a thing Rio: So predatory for a 13 year old Rio: flip that script honey Nancy: it's the lesbian way Nancy: ask every girl at my school Rio: Ugh, turning their backs in the changing room is it? Rio: like half of 'em have got anything to hide, people are ridiculous Nancy: Yeah Rio: Its more than that then Nancy: It's not a story for today Rio: Later Rio: when you've caught up Nancy: when I've taken my make up off maybe Nancy: it took a really long time Rio: it looks 🔥 Nancy: it's not too much, right? You'd tell me Rio: Of course Rio: but it so isn't, its great Nancy: thanks Nancy: a benefit of doing it in February, our faces won't melt off & I'm not sunburnt Rio: They've thought of you at least Rio: love that Nancy: I'll try & remember to thank them too, like Rio: Thank whichever God made you gay too Rio: boys are such dicks Nancy: I got stuck with a brother so I'd still suffer Nancy: probably won't 🙏 Rio: Well you can ignore him Rio: sure you both prefer it that way Nancy: You can ignore any boys you want Nancy: or don't want Rio: Nah Rio: not when I'm this hard to ignore yeah Nancy: all the more reason Nancy: when you look like you look you can take your pick Rio: I already have, that's what I'm saying Nancy: & they're still dicks? Rio: He is Nancy: So dump him Nancy: there must be some boys in existence who aren't Rio: Eh Rio: None as cute Nancy: Gross Rio: Shut up 🙄 Nancy: if you wanna talk about boys you've come to the wrong place Rio: excuse me Rio: you've literally talked about your hitchhiker fantasy so you can deal with it Nancy: I don't have a fantasy I was trying to think of a diversion to horrify your grandma Rio: Sure Nancy: It's a shame Buster would never swap outfits with me Nancy: a move like that really would pull focus from what you're wearing Rio: I hate to break it to you but not really Rio: already got so many chicks in suits Rio: you know this is MY parents wedding, not yours Nancy: but how many boys in dresses do you have? Rio: I'll check Rio: my parents have weird friends, babe Rio: and have you met my siblings like Rio: your the normie branch of the fam, no amount of lesbian angst is changing that for you, I'm so sorry Nancy: at least they have friends, mine have co-dependence Nancy: and yeah, I'm trying to get adopted in, remember? Rio: 😍 romantic Rio: we'll swap Rio: I need the break Nancy: you and Buster would kill each other in seconds Nancy: but if you can survive long enough to end him I support it Rio: Duh Nancy: I've heard 'you should see the other guy' enough to be sure it's bullshit Nancy: you can take him Rio: I know Rio: trust me Nancy: he hasn't lost a 🥊 for ages it's way past due Rio: Weddings always end in a scrap Rio: may as well take it for the team honestly Nancy: fights & drunken displays happen whenever this family gets together Nancy: again, take your pick Rio: I'm not drunk but tah for the faith, babe Nancy: it's early still Rio: 😒 Nancy: they are all driving me to drink & I don't even Rio: Slainte Nancy: exactly Rio: Fuck it, I'm going town Nancy: do you have time? Rio: Sure Nancy: Then yeah go Rio: ✌ see you when you get here Nancy: I'll find you as soon as we show up Rio: Do Rio: I'll be the bombshell Nancy: I'll be the awkward ginger Nancy: 💚💋 Rio: 🧡💋