#also bless your Malina SSs xD

[smartylina]

Really? you better sleep with one eye open if you do, my Emperor. This is obviously not a threat.

And isn't that punishment?! Last time you made me start from scratch, you were in your 98th brush! That's just cruel and insensitive. I try to get it right! But you whine if the brush gets slightly stuck in your locks and that distracts me from my counting.

Squints at him back, if he pushes her buttons enough, she won't slip this time.

A- KUZCO! MY HAIR IS PERFECTLY STRONG AND HEALTHY! IT DOESN'T FALL OUT. No thank you, I rather be my own kind of cuckoo, at least I don't brush my hair 100 times 3 times a day! Nor I make you sneeze all day with my tons of expensive perfumes I spray on myself!

He's going to get it. Tonight.

Not true! Don't listen to him! Covers Kuzco's mouth just like he did yesterday to her.

I treat him nicely! But he needs a bit of a lesson if I think he's going TOO FAR.

ALSO, fun fact-- -- @smartylina is not a fan of the haircare routine. Especially not when I make ask her to brush it out for me before bed. Heh.

She's just jealous because my routine's better than hers-- but she does usually feel less like strangling me by the time she gets to the 80's in brushstrokes. . . .