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I love Dedede’s new design. It actually looks massive, but his energy hasn’t changed in the slightest.
#king dedede#kirby#(one behind the mask) mun izunia#//He’s so beeg#//And so poofy too#//But he’s also stronk
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hey block people fans, so I really love the Tanuki Joel/Smallishbeans fanart goin around as inspired by @mellozheist's design and it made me think, what youkai (Japanese folklore monsters) would we portray the other Hermitcraft/Life Series members as? Some of the more obvious and fun ideas I thought of:
Scar - Kitsune, easy. Charismatic, cunning wiles, enterprising, known for tricking people, tendency to be wet cat on the rare instance you find his weakness. Also kitsune are rivals to tanuki (although Scar and Joel aren't really rivals so much as occasional partners in crime). You could alternatively choose the bakeneko because it's also a wiley shapeshifter and cat connection (RIP Jellie).
Grian - Tengu, also easy choice. Not just for the obvious pesky bird connection. Tengu are also trickster beings. They are sometimes evil (abducting humans) but sometimes benign and teach humans secret arts. They are excellent fighters and leaders, but just like a regular crow, they can just as easily goof off for no reason at all. Dangerously capable but also goofy bird fits Grian to a T.
Mumbo - Kappa, maybe? He's not associated with water much iirc but the kappa from not iRL folklore but a certain series are associated with engineering, and I needed an appropriate one for the Redstoners lol
Etho - Kamaitachi. Weasel with sharp blades. Like a tanuki (Joel), but consistently sneaky, while also being just a little guy. Can probably team up with Skizzle and Tango for the traditional trio of sneaky people with sharp blades. EDIT: I know there's fanart of him as a kitsune to match Tanuki Joel, and I'm by no means contesting that, this is just a fun alternative.
Cleo - Yamauba/Yamanba. I'M NOT CALLING CLEO AN OLD HAG, LET ME EXPLAIN. DANGEROUSLY FIERCE AND INTELLIGENT WITCH WHO LIVES IN THE MOUNTAINS AND IS JUST AS PROTECTIVE OF HER (potentially foster) CHILDREN AS MUCH AS SHE IS A TERROR TO THOSE WHO CROSS HER.
Bdubs/Skizzleman - Oni. They beeg. They angery. They not necessarily dumb but they stronk and one of them has lived in the mountains at least once. I can even see Bdubs being like a Sakata Kintoki spoof (the "son" of a yamanba a.k.a Cleo)
Jimmy - Yosuzume. Birds of bad luck. Canary curse. Need I explain more?
feel free to give alternative suggestions or ideas for the others, or ask me what youkai I think might fit certain traits, I may not know much about the block people but I know a little too much about Japanese folklore so this is just a fun exercise for me
#mcyt#hermitcraft#life series#traffic smp#trafficblr#life series smp#japanese folklore#japanese mythology#youkai#memes#all this because of tanuki joel#smallishbeans
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Me thinking about Mako and Honey again, cuz 👀
Mako: build post timeskip
She's mainly got a swimmer's body, with lean muscle. Short, but stronk. Looks a lot weaker than she is, but nah, she dangerous. :V
Honey:
MEANWHILE WE GOT LEANBEEFPATTY WITH HONEY. She can't swim, but she stronk.
Already, she's stronk from being part Bucaneer, but add to it a pirate life. Woof.
Also no booba for her either, I'm sorry, even of she had a chance, she would've asked Ivankov to mess with her hormones cuz she ain't about the big booba life, Bonney can keep them if she wants.
Also puts up the hilarious moments where she and Bonney get mistaken for each other, basically, you know people aren't paying attention when they miss out on the tan skin, no piercing under the eye, wavy/curly hair, and BEEG MUSCLE.
Bonney always laughs at that mistake. :V
#one piece oc#one piece#honey (oc)#mako (oc)#gone fishing (fanfic)#ask me about mako or honey#please
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'ts got me thinking now
What bugs would the tf2 fellas be? Feel free to reblog with your own hcs fellow buglikers
Me infodumping below the cut
I've already established pyro is a weevil but... What about the others?
Heavy is definitely a scarab beetle, they have the hardest carapice of any bug! Dung rolling aside, beeg stronk bug... And in animal crossing you find them during the winter before someone asks me why not a cold climate bug-
Medic is a jumping spider, they're incredibly intelligent and have a creepy-cute vibe. Not too spooky but palatable enough to arachnophobes... Plus, imagine him using webbing for stitches
Scout is a dragonfly, flashy and quick. Capable of 360° motion in flight and generally a very good looking bug. Maybe it's giving Scout too much credit but cmon, what's more perfect than a fast bug that immediately dies if it touches the water?
Soldier is a trap-jaw ant! Need I say more? I'm sure there's a million good options for Soldier but look at the ant and come back to me with a better idea lol
Demo is a bombardier beetle, known for being able to spit fire makes them a good candidate. You might be asking, why not Pyro be a bombardier beetle? Pyro is already weevil shaped you can't change my mind, lol. Demo is the next best thing given his love of explosions and alcohol... I imagine he uses the alcohol to help his fire spitting abilities.
Spy is an earwig. There's honestly no good reason for this they're just really nice looking bugs with really pretty wings... Earwigs are also considered pests like French people (joke)!
Pyro I established as a weevil, because weevils look like Pyro, and they're just very cute (also like Pyro! Until they burn your face off). There are also pine weevils, and pine is known for being very resilient to flames... Otherwise, not much a reason-
Sniper is a pistol shrimp... Before you say "tHat'S a CruSTaCeAn"- SHUT! These are my rules crustacean is bug to me. As the sharpshooter of the ocean world it fits Sniper very well! Also shrimp are weird, like Sniper.
Last but certainly not least is Engineer... I've been like thinking hard about this but I've determined Engie to be a roach! Hear me out roaches are smart and cleanly (domestic roaches are cleaner than dogs or cats). I imagine him digging through scrap metal to find ideal parts for machinery...
Might draw this later, but for now... Adios
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Can I say? I appreciate beeg beefy muscle Frye just as much as everyone else. Frye needs to be able to scoop up her Octo GF in her arms like a sack of potatoes, it is REQUIRED-
But what I ALSO like is Big Man just refusing to put up with their lovey-dovey shit. Not in front of his plants, his CHILDREN, guys. God. XD
Thank you!
There's a sequence I want to draw where Frye catches Shiver in her arms after they go airborne. Protective Frye gets into position where Shiver would land in those stronk arms. Talk about an extreme game of trust fall. Maybe in the future, I'll draw this.
Big Man is protective over his children because of the potential property damage once these two get their freak on. They're just plants, lol. They can't dodge the incoming spicy time!!!
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woe ffxiv oc laughing hare be upon you bc she's the one i have the most art of so far. she's a problem and a menace and also a ninja. she's a roegadyn, which are the beeg stronk fantasy race. kind of like if non-lotr orcs were conventionally attractive. she's 7'4", loud and brash, and can still inexplicably slip into or out of a room without anyone noticing.
also ladypep has drawn her a couple times i'm still in shock
OC PROPAGANDA!!! I WANT OC PROPAGANDA RIGHT NOW! Everyone show me the oc blorbo!!! I gotta know everyone's OCS tell me why you're spinning them around in your head!!! I want propaganda!!!
Please and thank you 🙏
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read midnight kisses the male lead is bisexual and a himbo and wears glasses and is beeg and stronk and likes board games and is like a puppy and also annihilates with his giant cock he leaves no survivors.
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I got into twisted wwonderland a while ago and was happy to see you did requests for it! If it's not too much, could you do some short Octavinelle cuddle hcs please? If you don't do multiple people, then you could just do Jade. Thank you! ^^
GURLL, IM A HARDCORE SIMP FOR TWISTED WONDERLAND LIKE DEADASS I WAS THIS CLOSE 👌 TO CHANGE MY ACCOUNT TO TWISTED WONDERLAND FICS. I MIGHT CHANGE IF I GET MORE SUPPORT ON CHANGING THO 👁️👁️
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Pairings: Azul Ashengrotto x reader, Jade Leech x reader, Floyd Leech x reader
T/w: none, only fluff
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𝕬𝖟𝖚𝖑 𝕬𝖘𝖍𝖊𝖓𝖌𝖗𝖔𝖙𝖙𝖔:
Alright, Azul didn't know he was this touch-starved after he met you
It started when you hugged him after seeing him being tired bc mans a stronk business man
He immediately melted on your arms, getting putty with the warmth that y'all shared
His hands immediately flew to hug you back, like automatically
After realizing what he had done, he gently push you away and got really embarrassed
His cheeks were tinted with blush, a shade that was similar to tomato
Cue Jade and Floyd snickering over Azul's face
Obviously he asked you not to do again, but he was fine if it was private (he is only okay with light PDA like hand-holding, forehead kiss and patting etc)
When y'all go back to his room to chill, he immediately ask for hugs again (btw he was embarrassed when he ask)
It's slowly become a routine that y'all have a cuddling hour
Also!! He likes to play a soft jazz music as you guys cuddle
Y'all would talk about how y'all day went on school
Maybe also talking about opening a shop when y'all graduate
Sometimes you guys would be napping as yall cuddle
Of course he will give you a soft peck on your lips to remind you he love you so much!!
He would tell you some funny stories about Jade and Floyd to make you laugh cause he loves seeing you smile
He felt really safe when y'all are cuddling
Sad boi hour? Cuddle time! Also bring some cookies or warm tea (unless you want chocolate drink)
Hugging Azul will also make you feel safe because the hug was genuine af bro
It was like y'all are eachother safe space
Sometimes you guys would tickle eachother though (Mans was confident he would win in tickle war but y'all got draw ✌️😔✨)
Or even a soft make-out because yes
He loves it when you kiss every part of his face, he felt so loved as his stomach is filled with butterflies
In the end, y'all really so soft on loving eachother
Even sometimes you guys would have an argument, CUDDLE TO MAKE UP
Btw he loves being a small and big spoon so y'all occasionally switch
Sometimes yall cuddle together when one of y'all are reading stuff
Cause y'all are like glue to eachother hehe
OKAY HORROR MOVIES
He will try to act brave in front of you you
Jade obvs be the one who is hosting it
When y'all cuddle as you watch
Expect a sudden jump from him
He won't scream, no no
He would j u m p
So you finna boing with him
SOMETIMES y'all get yeeted along with Floyd so good luck LMFAOSIDIKASJ
Jade would be sitting his ass on sofa and watching y'all on the ground like 👁️👄👁️
Azul def scolded Floyd but you are too busy laughing because deadass you three just got yeeted along the jumpscare
Def would grab you and sit back down and continue cuddle
But among the trio, Azul is the one def got jumpscared a lot (first place to easily get spooked)
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𝕵𝖆𝖉𝖊 𝕷𝖊𝖊𝖈𝖍:
You were the one who brings up because you wanted some cuddles
Jade, being the gentleman.
Didn't know how to do since he was quite new to the ✨couple things✨
But he was up to try it!!
“Oh my, this is quite nice” That's what he said for the first time after your guiding
His expression doesn't say a word but the moment you snuggle close to him, he immediately went b o o m
Like?? You are so tiny in his arms
(I stfg this man and Floyd is a mf tree 😭)
Seeing you being safe and comfortable his arms, not to mention being cute as hell
He thanked the Great Seven for blessing him with you
He just chuckles and pet your head gently
Of course him being gentle with you made you fall asleep and he loves watching you sleeping
Not in a creepy way though, like he is adoring you and appreciating you
He gave you a light smooch on the forehead before laying down back and gently patting your back like a baby
Cause you are a baby to him, sorry I don't make the rules ✌️😔
Cuddling you brightens his day up, like he is so motivated to make a new dishes related to mushroom or finding someone who is troubled so he can bring the student to meet Azul
Also he is def a beeg spoon because he loves you being in his arm
Sometimes you managed to convince him to be a small spoon
And w o a h, he felt peaceful with you hugging him like it was okay to relax for once
One time he accidentally fell asleep and woke up confused
He just look at you and blinked
But obvs sometimes he will tease you while you are cuddling with him
And what did you do?
Tried to tickle Jade but Jade ain't ticklish
But he is ticklish on his foot tho, good luck reaching there
Bc this man will tickle you first before you can even reach there
And he will just sitting there, giving his usual smile as he tickle you
I STG EVEN YOU TOLD HIM TO STOP, HE WON'T
But moving on, when one of y'all are moody
Y'all literally like ✨emergency meeting✨
Because y'all know that yall will make eachother feel better
But obvs sometimes y'all will have movie night and this man will pick horror movie
Because he thinks it's cute when you guys are cuddling, you would try to smoosh yourself against him because you were scared
To summarize, you: (;ŏ﹏ŏ)
Jade: (人*´V`)。*゚+
I swear he won't get jumpscared so he is entertained on watching you getting spooked (last place on getting spooked bc this mf ain't scared)
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𝕱𝖑𝖔𝖞𝖉 𝕷𝖊𝖊𝖈𝖍:
The moment when y'all started dating
He already started cuddling you
Like hug or cuddles, just expect one of them when he see you
Of course he will refrain cuddling you in class
But in front of Azul and Jade?
“But Shrimpy is so cute—♪ Look how tiny they are—♪”
Of course sometimes he is in bad mood, he wouldn't be hugging or cuddle you
Alright time to be a beeg spoon yall
He is gigantic babey so just place his head on your chest, pat his head then he will feel better
Obvs it will be a solid silent 30 minutes
But he will start talking why he is in stinky mood
It's either someone annoyed him or the teacher is nagging him because of his poopoo result
Of course you are just listening and just give him a smooch then his mood go: 💯
You probably would try to do something to make his mood even better since he is a very active baby
Sometimes he wanna go for a swim but mainly he just want to cuddle
And he would be needy af so expect a make-out and cuddle in the same time
But if y'all gonna nap as y'all cuddle
Mans is speed on sleeping (not fast like Leona but you get it)
He sometimes would squeeze you too hard when yall sleeping and it would woke you up sometime
Because of that, you got a stronk ribs and deadass got used to it
Don't worry, he don't always squeeze you in sleep
It's just happen in few seconds then he is loose on you
Okay s o, sometimes Jade would host a horror movie night
Then he would cuddle you so tight as you guys watch cause he is low-key scared but also not
But there's a moment where the jumpscare is really too frightening (second place on getting spooked bc the majority of the scene was not scary to him but more funny)
Prepare to get yeeted together out of the sofa
He ain't letting you go tho, y'all live together and die together
Then he would be laughing like
“Ahh, it was so scary, right? Lil' Shrimpy—♪”
YOU WOULD BE SITTING BETWEEN HIS ARM CONFUSED LIKE??? YALL WERE AT SOFA FOR A SECOND AGO???
He also give you a surprise cuddle attack at any hour and minute so prepare your heart
#twisted wonderland x reader#azul ashengrotto x reader#azul x reader#jade leech x reader#jade x reader#floyd leech x reader#floyd x reader#im having fun
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Hi Lauren ♡♡♡ Congrats on your 1k! I think your matchup idea is sooo cute and I was wondering if I can get a match? I'm Misha (she/her), and it would be cool to be paired with a guy from Haikyuu. I'm a Sag sun, Virgo moon, Cancer rising. My fav colors are jewel-toned purples and pinks. Honestly, what isn't my kink? But I would say my favorites are size, praise, and predator / prey. I really just want to be manhandled, but *✧・゚:*lovingly*:・゚✧*. (continued, so sorry!)
aHHH MISHA YES!! I adore you so much, I loved getting read all this and get to know you more.
As I read this, all I could think about was pairing you with: Ushijima Wakatoshi (I could be biased because I really connect with you and he's my personal fav lmaoo)
I think he fits most of your kinks, especially for size, predator/prey, condescension, and little rough play like spanking and slapping. Cause he is pretty high and mighty in his own eyes, so I think he would want to be dominant and manhandle you around a bit. He's just beeg. Stronk. Good man. But he's kinky as hell, you tell him what you want and he'll give it to you, being the alpha male that is. He's not one for words, but he'll show you just how much he loves you with actions, fuck you until the smart girl he loves goes stupid for his cock, having to slap or spank you out of your sex-induced headspace to get you to focus on him and how he feels inside you.
He's a quiet guy, a little more introverted like you, but also fearless. So I think he would be intuitive enough to tell when your social battery has run low and you just need to go home and cuddle. And I mean, cuddle. Like cuddle hard. He would adore that your love language is physical touch, because he enjoys having that reassurance of your love. I think Ushi's love language is acts of service, so he would also be so, so thrilled to receive little gifts from you, and I think you would appreciate all the little things he does for you.
Also, I can't not mention the history bit. It's no secret that Ushi is a little more talented on the court than in a classroom, but I truly feel like the one thing he would love to learn about is history, because they're just stories from the past. He would lay in bed with you and have you read your favorite history books to him just so he feels connected to you, and so he can learn a thing or two. Plus, he would just look so good next to a sexy librarian like you 💕
Song: Gimme by Banks
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I follow you because your hcs are chefs kisses and so is your writing
Also you’re just a really sweet person
Here have a gif of the bois
AHHHH thank you 🥺 look at that ceeb, he cannot escape the beeg stronk engines 🤪
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I had no idea you were only 19 you're such a smol bab be sure to drink your milk so you grow up to be beeg n stronk
thank you for reminding me to get milk i need to go shopping on monday
honestly i feel like a grownup most of the time cus im an eldest child and Livin On My Own etc and then i get a message like this……..also all the High School Kids who used to be at my work all quit after the summer so im like the youngest one there almost most of the time and my friends make fun of me for it……..
i really am bab arent i
#talkyllama#ask#vann-haal#ILL BE 20 IN FEBRUARY THATS NOT TEENAGER ANYMORE#i said as i burrowed deeper into my blankie while clutching my stuffed animals
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Ty for the tag <333
My Genshin favourites huh… there’s a quite a few, so read below ehe~
Ningguang! My C6 main, geo wifey’s rocks go brr, still building her but one day I’ll get there! I absolutely adore her intelligence, strategic mind, ambition, perseverance, power (combat and otherwise), beauty, yesssss gimme pls i love her aaa! Also women <333 solidifies my omnisexuality. I’d marry her in a heartbeat. Will be loyal to her for at the least, a long long time. Got her early on and I’m still loving her. Oh and her VAs’s voicelines are very nice!
Zhongli. Absolute husbando. Second favourite after Ning. I like shields and reliable geo characters as you can see ehe~ Rat-tail-haired bb. Handsome and stronk, I feel like he’d be up to unlearn any shred of unhealthy masculinity left inside so I like that. Ty Guizhong mwah! Himbo but he’s well-versed in a lot of art forms and literature so I’ll fall for him so hard. Waiting for rerun so I can unlock more of his stories. Deep voice ooo.
Noelle. Again, geo cutie aha~ her shields carry me and she’s my second main. I wanna be like her, and I’d probably gay panic for her strength irl, because dayummm. Beeg sword go bonk! Kinda wanna ship her with Barbara, since they need more constant support from a loved one. I wanna see both of them happy and well-rested. Not Kaeya having to drag her away from fighting the dragon I can’t ahaha~
Xinyan and Beidou! Chad girlies! I’d love Xinyan’s music and would love to be Beidou’s bestie. Xinyan is precious, talented while Beidou is cool, welcoming. Raising them as well.
Lisa and Xingqiu!! Bookworms. Also the Dragonspine nerd duo. I have similarities to their hobbies/ideals, and Lisa’s the idealised version of me, therefore yes.
The Traveler siblings! Op and adorable sibling dynamic. Cute character designs. Very helpful. One of the characters I will build no matter what, after I build my main team(s).
Taglist: lemme check- @chocoenvy
@any sagao writer who’s interested in this game! I might have forgotten your proper tag-
I've decided that I need to know all my favorite sagau writers' faves! I wanna hear about you and them and how you'd interact with them. Yes, this is mandatory, I don't make the rules i just blindly enforce them.
I'll start, (Warning, thirst ahead)
Thoma
Literally this man owns my entire heart (and wallet please someone help me). He's so good? So pure and precious???? I deadass felt like I was having a heart attack doing his hangout, people literally had to beg me to stop (I didn't, I just laid down after, crying my heart out). I love him so much. man's my screen saver rn)
I haven't done character art screensavers since I was like twelve, probably longer. I've been that boring bitch bc anxiety but this man THIS MAN
absolute malewife, I wanna marry him. If I'm in sagau I'm kicking down the door to the Yashiro Commission and just "you wanna make me happy? gimme Thoma" like if they're not gonna appreciate him then I will. just gonna grab him and "we're married now"
And his FUCKING HANGOUT (i will never be over this) HE'S SO PERFECT??? THE ANIMALS??? THE MALEWIFE-ING????? THE FUCKING DESTRUCTION OF THAT BITCH?????? we're fucking married that's it
I love him?????? Honestly like Thoma pls take care of me I'm a wreck
Ningguang
THE QUEEN. omfg I love her, ship her and Lumine so hard. She's just so elegant and amazing and so genuinely good??? I just wanna be her sugar baby friend. Like her teapot convo where she tells you that she wants YOU to help her with decision making and YOU to rip up the papers and throw out the next "snowstorm"???
Honestly, like, I think it was myuni who posted about it recently but I wanna go shopping with her in Liyue and just dressup and shit and it'd be so fun??? Girl needs to let loose and I'm willing to offer myself up for the job. Wanna give her genuine connection and shit kjsdkhgdsgds
Klee
Do I even need to SAY ANYTHING??? She's so precious??? She was my first 5* I think, or at least my first event character. I joined Genshin during the summer banner after putting it off a while (I didn't know it was a gacha I'm so sorry Zhongli, Venti and Xiao pls come home at least Ganyu and Albedo will be getting their reruns)
I wanna go fish blasting with her and I want her to teach me how to make bombs and show me her treasures and I wanna hold Dodoco and be her best friend like hgesjdhgdjshgjdsghnnbfdjg
No thoughts only sibling bonding with Klee
Some honorable mentions:
Keqing, if Klee wasn't my first 5* it was Keqing. I love her so much??? Like Ningguang, I wanna hang out with her and make sure she's taking her breaks. Same with Ganyu, the QUEEN deserves a NAP
Kazuha stole my fucking wallet (stupid ADHD) and so I have him at c2 and I will forever hold resentment for that but I still love him so much
Hu Tao!!! I've loved her from the first sight. Her view of death is so like nice?? Not seeing it as something bad but as another part of life. I've always believed that funerals should be a celebration of the person, not pure mourning (I mean, mourning lasts a long time, why not devote some time to celebrating the person instead?) anyway I just love her I'm so glad I just got her (already got her at like 58% crit rate and over 150% crit damage & like she's only level 70?? her artifacts rolled so good as well????)
Ei!! My first archon character. Inazuma is too fucking sad all the quests are ripping out my heart and I know her story is about to so I've been procrastinating reading it. I wanna go out into town with her and drink some fucking dango milk and also tease her with Yae
Yoimiya is a good girl. That is all.
Xingqiu and Xinyan have gotten a lot of hate in my convos so I wanna send them some love. Like, they're just kinda beaten out by a lot of other characters but they're so good themselves???
I am a simple enby, i have simple tastes. Those tastes are Arataki Itto. Thank you
I wanna step on and bully Zhongli??? and Xiao I just wanna make a mess of them
Razor, Bennett and Fischl, you all know what I'm going to say. There good children, I love them, I'd die for them, they deserve better. Gonna give them all hugs and love and gdi they deserve it. Gonna introduce them to Xiangling as well and get them some good fucking food.
Albedo and Kaeya. Do I need to say more? Also Diluc, thank you.
Now to call out @raidengaile and @nicebonescomrade to make sure someone does this (all the pressure /j) bc they're on my mind rn do the thing
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TWINK VEGGIE TEMPURA AND CHUB WAGYU STEAK ??? also what do u think is the kind of steak is in game steak. i was thinking reverse seared Tpobe or new york strip
I think a strip is probably the closest thing yeah, he’s pretty muscly but he doesn’t have all that much bulk - at least not in the way canon art presents him. Steak Food Souls would definitely be a line to come in ALL shapes and sizes.
Wagyu steak being one of those shapes, he’s beeg and Chonky and stronk and he’s gonna protect veg tempura UwU
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ace hang does livestreams
Universal Paperclips
Lily: ... Stop nagging me to get the full monopoly buff.
Lily: ... Stop nagging me to get AutoTourney.
Lily: ... Stop nagging me to get another clip factory.
Lily: ... Stop nagging me to put all my points in exploration.
Lily: ... You know what? Just to fuck with y’all I’m not even gonna play the ending sequence. Just kidding. It has the official timer.
Seduce Me 1
Lily: Sooo, the bois have real names, huh? ... Fuck, I already forgot them.
Brid: *laughs*
Lily: Okay, Beeg Stronk Boi is .... Izuku Midoriya. I dunno. And I don’t know what the fuck Smol Boi is, nor This Asshole...
Brid: Okay, what was Erik’s?
Lily: ... Uzbekistan. Uzendayo. I don’t know why that popped into my head. Hold on. *google translates it* “It doesn’t do it”. Okay. Wait, hold on.... “Fuck off.” Uzendayo translates to “fuck off”.
Brid: Oh my god. Now, what was James’s?
Lily: Oh, that’s easy. It’s.... rest...room?
Brid: ...
Lily: Re...sort?
Brid: ...
Lily: Race...track?
Brid: ... Oh my god.
Overwatch Competitive
Person: I was the only one to die on the fucking point!
Val: I was on the fucking point and you died next to the rock, dumbass!
Person: Someone switch to healer, goddamnit!
Val: Pick Roadhog and be your own fuckin’ healer!
Person: I’m streaming to six hundred people right now, asshole!
Val: Well, so am I!
League of Legends
Brid: So, yeah, Zoe mid is fuckin’ nuts... and I love the cyberpop skin. It really does remind me so much of Futaba Sakura from Persona 5.
Brid: Look at that bubble thing. I love this skin.
Brid: Look at her hair. God damn, I love this skin.
Brid: That recall! This skin is so frickin’ adorable! She’s like a little Futaba from Persona 5!
Brid: Did I mention I love this skin?
Fortnite: Battle Royale
Arthur: So, I have a lot of fun with this game, since it’s, like the developers said, Left 4 Dead meets Minecraft. Also I really like my character, and Brid even drew fanart of her once. Like, that’s the best compliment you can get from an artist friend.
Arthur: Aw yeah, sniper rifle.
*proceeds to snipe like 10 people*
Arthur: Storm eye’s closing. I’d actually really like to know the lore behind the storm eye. I know that there’s the thing where like 90% of the human population died, but I’d just... actually like to know.
Arthur: Boom. Headsho- *gets headshot* Oh, fruck me. I was at 5th place. God damn it.
Persona 5
Lily: We’re gonna punch the shit out of a pedophile.
Arthur, Brid, Val, and Lily: AW YEAH!
Val: ... Hey, Dad.
(awkward silence)
Val: We’re going to punch the shit out of a fictional pedophile in a video game.
(shorter awkward silence)
Val: Okay, I have no idea what that was about.
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THANK YOU FOR THE TAG SUGAR<3
so!! my five;
eren (beeg and stronk)
mikasa(stronk)
xiao(ok but hes fast and stronk so)
reiner (he couldn’t get infected in his titan form bc of the armor, also beeg n stronk)
porco (fast and stronk)
tagging;
@1252291 @priestesstoru @itsthe-grim-reaper @bvnnichuu !!
New Ask game pick your group of 5 for a zombie apocalypse.
Mine
Haitani brothers
Chifuyu
Kazutora
Keisuke
Tagging: @lostinthe-jojos, @etheralyonn, @livid-basket, @ranitani,@cuz-like-why-not, @novaresque
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Ok here i go
Solari: basically your 6'6 yellow fluffy cat who is very stronk. His eyes are heterochromic (prob butchered it but anyways), meaning one eye is purple and one is yellow. Hes our big guy who loves the little brother
Kronnus: is the little brother, around an 5'7, he smart and has little patches of golden dragon scales all around his body, his skin is brown, as it is his hair. Also his eyes are purple and he'll burn the heck out of you
Meeko: beeg robot with emotions, hes dark blue and knows martial arts, also, his eyes change with emotions "red if angy, blue if sad". He would die for the girl he loves
Sarah: your local crazy scientist, she loves to go around taking notes on tech stuff, she has lavender eyes and hair, while having brown skin, she also smart but she sad. She loves robot man
The nameless: not your typical white girl, literally. Shes totally white, like a blank canvas... or she can be a giant strong man too, if she wants. She likes stealing
Thats it
I am gonna try to draw my boy kronnus
Keyword: try
But now i ask yall
Would you interested in learning about my characters characteristics?
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