#also be honest is it obvious that I love the siblings and Xipe Totec with every fiber of my being

[halcyon-skiess]

Q u o t e s

Xipe Totec: Roommate (Ixtlilton) is blasting the nutcracker on vinyl because he says the dance of the sugarplum fairies is, and I quote, "a straight fuckin banger”

Xipe Totec: We can’t ibuprofen our way out of this one boys

Calamity: Me rollerblading into my therapists office with sunglasses and a piña colada: Maurice, you’re not gonna fucking believe this

Xochipilli: Old man insults are wild. “Slut”, “whore”, “dumb bitch”….. Sir, those are respectable occupations, call me a landlord 

Ixtlilton: So... what’s goin’ on?

Xipe Totec: You want the long version or the short version?

Xochiquetzal: The short one, I guess?

Xipe Totec: Shit’s fucked.

Xochipilli: Oh. Well, yeah, that’s definitely not an optimal situation

*The squad right before Xochiquetzal and Xipe Totec's wedding*

Paula: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.

Huey: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!

Kitty: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well

Icky: I THINK WE ALL HAVE

WEDDINGS TO ATTEND

Ixtlilton, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE

Xochipilli: You ever get so tired you start seeing spiders?

Xipe Totec: Me after I take 17 Benadryl and start seeing the hat man

Xochipilli: THE WHO

Xipe Totec: Oh this not a safe place suddenly

Xochiquetzal: Are you all right? You didn't sleep at all last night.

Xipe Totec: I got a solid eight minutes.

Xipe Totec: Not consecutively, but it's fine. You're not even that blurry.

Huey: I had a thought, unfortunately I had a second thought. They ricocheted off each other and I can’t find either one

Xochipilli: Y’know, I talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because I’m scared of hurting a character’s feelings

Paula: KITTY I JUST CAUGHT A FUCKING RAINBOW TROUT WITH MY BARE HANDS

Paula: I HAVE TO NOW LEARN HOW TO PREPARE A FISH

Paula: IM RUSHING TO GO GET ICE TO PUT IT ON

Kitty: Oh my god what

Kitty: when the fuck did you even leave the house holy shit

Huey: Just found out about “I think there for I am”… and I’m really worried… because I don’t think…

Huey: So do I not am? Do I am, or not? Please answer, I’m scared.