#also bc I can’t resist gay martial arts

[skeleton-richard]

So I’m reading that gay kung fu novel everyone was on about a while back

[lovelivengirlparadise]

CHIDUKO + HITOMI <3<3<3

so true bestie💜

1) who’s the werewolf and who’s the hunter see you’d think that chiduko is the teasing werewolf and hitomi is the stone-cold hunter (and you’d be correct!), BUT! consider feral hitomi and chiduko on the chase. consider it. you know you want to. 2) who’s the mermaid and who’s the angler mermaid chiduko my love... also angy fisherwoman hitomi. women want her, fish fear her. merm chiduko doesn’t know a lot about humans (or personal space) and hitomi is not a great example of the species as a whole, but who is, really? 3) who’s the witch and who’s the familiar I feel like it’s the obvious answer here but I just. I want witchy chiduko forming a pact with the devil. that’s where her birthmark comes from! I’m a genius. also demon!hitomi as her familiar... oh my. yes please. 4) who’s the barista and who’s the coffee addict hitomi strikes me as the sort of person who either doesn’t drink coffee at all or drinks a LOT. I think she’s the coffee addict for this one, and I think chiduko is the barista who learns her usual order pretty much instantly. I don’t imagine it takes much though, since it feels likely to me that hitomi likes her coffee black or near enough to it. I do not drink coffee. 5) who’s the professor and who’s the TA I don’t think either of them have the skillset for this tbh. that said, if I absolutely had to pick, I’d say hitomi professor and chiduko teacher’s assistant. chiduko would try and make everything cute and personal and be far too nosy with both the students and the professor. it’s a good thing she’s endearing, huh? 6) who’s the knight and who’s the princess there’s an obvious answer, and then there’s the less obvious answer. the obvious answer is hitomi knight chiduko princess, with chiduko making her knight do all sorts of things for her bc hitomi can’t refuse. the less obvious answer is chiduko playful knight and hitomi tomboyish princess who taught herself weapon skills and insists that her personal knight let her deal with things. basically, chiduko is bad at her job (but it’s on purpose bc gay) and hitomi tries to fight everyone even though she’s not supposed to. basically canon, right? 7) who’s the teacher and who’s the single parent hitomi doesn’t actually want kids herself, but she couldn’t resist becoming a martial arts instructor to teach them how to defend themselves like she did when she was in school. I was trying to think about single parent chiduko and had the thought “mikoto was her ex-wife” which is HILARIOUS to me. I think chiduko was heartbroken bc mikoto grew disillusioned with her and her little ‘personal habits’ and demanded a divorce, so hitomi is kind of a rebound but also like. the good kind. the kind who opens up eventually and loves her completely. 8) who’s the writer and who’s the editor again idk that they have the skillset for this but I’ll bite. hitomi wants to write cool fight scenes, and she’s got the technical knowledge of those parts down, but the leadup and fallout need a LOT of work on pacing, dialogue, setting... the list goes on. chiduko takes quite a few artistic liberties with fixing these parts. ALTERNATIVELY chiduko is very much “the ideas guy” with veeeery sloppy actual writing which hitomi takes great pains to clean up. send me a ship ! also, feel free to ask me to elaborate more on headcanons for these!

[crowned-ladybug]

hmu with all the jackieboy man hc you got! im working on an art project and i need some ideas to go off of ^-^

Oooh, gladly!!

(Under the cut bc there’s a Lot and it’s probably not even all of them)

He’s tall as heck (second tallest ego after Dark, tallest of the Septics) and kinda lanky, suprisingly badly coordinated when not doing his hero-y things

He has a lot of scars from past fights and accidents. Also some birthmarks, and stretchmarks on his tighs, hips, chest and back.

He’s less “super muscular comic book beef-man” and more agile and wiry and yknow. built like an actual person

Never cared much for the green hair and let it go without any fuss (egos can choose whether to keep their hair colour or let it change when their human counterpart changes it too). He should really get it cut now tho bc it’s getting Long and Bothersome

His eyes squint a lot when he smiles and it’s v cute

When not in his hero gear, he just looks like a Big Nerd. He wears flannels (or giant hoodies) and glasses (the rim of which is the same blue as his mask) and is a p shy and v friendly guy. He also loves comics and his favourite hero is Spiderman

His mask is enchanted to substitute for his glasses

He doesn’t actually have any superpowers and the only superhuman thing about him is that he’s an ego and thus he’s more resistant to damage and way harder to kill than a regular person. He gets around via parkour and a grappling hook and fights using a “homemade blend of martial arts” (- Krista). He doesn’t like weapons (tho he has a knife for emergencies bc Marvin and Anti begged him to carry one), so the most he’ll do in that regard is use a pole/staff or utilise the advantages the environment gives him.

Stubborn as fuck sometimes and would probably bleed to death before asking for help bc he didn’t want to be a bother (Marvin keeps trying to get him not to do that. They’re working on it)

He’s trans and yet to have any sort of surgery bc he hates the thought of being out of comission during the healing proccess. Instead of T and birth control, he takes potions made by Marvin bc they’re cheaper, easier to get and more convenient. Their only downside is that they don’t stop his periods completely bc Marvin is too scared to magically mess with the functions of a whole set of organs too much for fear that he’d cause a lot of damage.

He’s gay (as in, proper full rainbow not just “not straight”)

He knows how to sew and to properly operate a sewing machine, bc he just found it an interesting and useful skill to learn. It came in handy when he made his suit mostly by himself (well, his current one. The first version was just cheap spandex) (Marvin did the magical aspect of things and most of the concept art)

Since he can’t wear his binder while out and about doing his hero things (bc one should never wear a binder while exercising!) his suit is enchanted with minor illusion magic to make him look flat-chested anyway. It also helps him blend into the shadows better despite his bright colour scheme.

He’s dating Marvin btw I just realised that I should probably mention that just in case. They live together in a Big treehouse (yknow the ones that are just. actual houses in trees) and both have their own room but still share a bed a lot

He likes to curl up to make himself comfortable or when cuddling and thus he can look deceivingly small

He’s a v insistent cuddler, even more so when he’s asleep. Even if he falls asleep not clinging to the person nearest to him (including anyone who’s next to him on the couch during a movie night, not just Marvin when they’re sharing a bed) he’ll grapple for them and gravitate towards them in his sleep and just not let go of them if he can help it

His favourite place to sleep is on Marvin tho and it’s highly beneficial to both of them bc Jackie gets his much needed dose of physical contact and comfort (and gets to listen to Marvin’s heartbeat as he sleeps, which is apparently p good against nightmares) and Marvin also enjoys the closeness as well as some good good pressure stims (and a lot of kisses)

Loves flowers! There’s a lot of plants in the house (and under it on the ground), and he knows the meanings of most flowers as well

Besides Marvin, he’s probably closest to Schneep but tbh he gets along well with anyone. He strikes up short-term alliances with Anti and/or Chase every once in a while to mess with Marvin (sidenote: Anti, Chase and Marvin are the Inseparable Disaster Trio)

Likes video games tho doesn’t play nearly as much as Chase or Marvin (or Seán ofc) do. He mainly likes story-heavy games or soft, light-hearted ones like Slime Rancher, but will play other games too for the sake of playing with his friends

His biggest fear is not being able to protect his loved ones from danger (let it be him being captured and used as leverage against them or them getting hurt directly). Another v big one is the idea that “you either die a hero or live long enough to become the villain” bc he obvi doesn’t wanna die young but he’d also never want to be the villain. In the end, if he had to choose he’d probably choose to die young

He has anxiety and PTSD due to the general traumatic events of being a hero, but he’s v intent on getting better so he takes his meds and tries to seek out help whenever he needs it

He’s v open about his thoughts and emotions and isn’t afraid to cry (and cry he does esp over movies. Also over TAZ when he listened to it with Marvin)

Has a big soft spot both for animals and children. He instantly got on well with Varjú (Marvin’s pet crow/familiar) when he entered the scene, and he adores Chase’s kids (who in turn adore their Uncle Jackie who’s an Actual Hero and always up for playing cool games with them or telling them stories)

He speaks French on an intermediate level, tho he’s p rusty. He could still manage if he needed to, probably

I swear he gets his life energy from positive reinforcement or something

Hates being the centre of attention for long (or amongst a lot of ppl) tho or being thanked too much for something he sees as a simple deed. He gets awkward and nervous really quick and will find the quickest way out possible

His bed is a big comfy double bed btw with like three blankets and okay only two pillows but at least ten stuffed animals (who are moved to a chair and the floor when Marvin also sleeps there, bc if not then they will end up being pushed off on accident)

He likes cooking and baking and bakes when he’s anxious

He’s also p good at drawing but unlike Marvin he doesn’t really pursue that hobby aside from a stray doodle every once in a while

Neither him nor Marvin can dance for shit but that doesn’t mean they don’t enjoy it

The later it is the more cheesy and sappy and Gay he gets and he rambles a Lot. His pick-up lines/flirting/compliments to Marvin reach the level of coherence as those made by neural networks (if you don’t know what I’m talking about I highly suggest you look up those posts bc they’re Hilarious) but Marvin finds it v endearing

As a proper Tall Person, he sometimes teases others for being shorter than him and exploits his tallness (which includes him literally just picking Schneep up, who’s the shortest Septic ego, and just putting him aside when he’s worrying about something too much)

Absolutely the Mum Friend sometimes