#also as someone who has now seen 98: i think the animation and fight scenes in stampede are cool

[red-elric]

okay so like. theres a part of me that wants to say smth like 'after all his promises and morals, vash just kills knives? whats the point then!' but. ive been left FLOORED and still think its really good so lets think about this some more. like its not unsatisfying at all; let me figure out why. this might get a little stream of consciousness

i think the penultimate episode where vash struggles to come to terms with having killed legato is crucial here. he comes into the episode shaken; no one has the right to take the life of another, regardless of what they do, he's stopped living up to rem's ideals, he's killed a man and even though legato was a killer, even though milly and meryl and the townspeople would have died if vash hadnt killed him, theres smth in vash thats screaming out that its NOT RIGHT. that its a mistake. but then vash ackowledges that, and its through making the mistake that he finds his peace with what he's done; everyone makes mistakes, and as long as you keep trying to do better next time, youre still okay. and like.... that on its OWN still doesnt sit right w vash killing knives, but hold on! theres another layer

because whats REALLY important here i think is that vash is acknowledging that hes ALLOWED to make a mistake. and i think something much much deeper clicks here; this is the point where vash shifts from 'plant/superior being who preaches kindness, can always find another way out, and refuses to break his morals' to 'human who can and does make mistakes, and isnt any better than anyone else.' for as much as vash loves humanity and has tried to live among them, theres been heavy themes that hes NOT one of them throughout the show, even before its more explicitly revealed. humanoid typhoon. angel. plant. act of god. knives is so clearly out of touch with humanity, and embraces it, but vash is just as bad; hes just trying to pretend hes human. half his smiles are fake. his haircut is one rem gave him. one of his arms is a prosthetic and the other turns into a plant gun that destroys cities overnight and puts a hole in the moon. he doesnt BELONG.... until he does!

going back a step further here. wolfwood is absolutely crucial. he's an ideal example of the worst kind of human (and theres some deep heavy symbolism of him being a priest, the ambassador to a higher existence that speaks with the angels on behalf of humanity), he has killed time and again, he shoots a child to protect his own. vash cant understand him, until after he's already dead and vash has to shoot legato. wolfwood was a crutch for him, making the hard choices so that vash didnt have to, but he also becomes the model that vash follows, because even after everything else, vash FORGIVES him. vash recognizes that wolfwood was following his own morals, protecting his own people, and was able to grow and change and love in ways that prove that he was still, to the end, a good person. and if vash can offer that forgiveness and salvation to wolfwood without question, then it follows that he can offer it to himself, as soon as he stops acting like he should somehow be better than the rest of humanity

and all that on its own, with just the death of legato, is a very very good arc. so why does vash still need to kill knives afterwards? well..... because trigun is also a story about abuse. its about brothers who love each other so so much, but one of them uses that love to convince the other that the two of them are special, that the whole world besides them should die, that if vash would just sit tight and LISTEN to him then everything would be okay. a brother who cries like a child when vash dares to rebel against him, who insists vash is a fool playing games for leaving him and trying to save everyone else. vash spends the series following rem's final command: take care of knives. he cant kill knives, cant even hurt him, cant do anything to stop him when knives has been wiping towns off the map, because deep down knives MUST be good, there MUST be something worth saving, and vash is the Only One Who Can Stop Him. who can protect him. who can take care of him. and thats.... vash's way of seeing himself as the special little boy, the protagonist of the story, the Superior Being he keeps pretending he isnt. so OF COURSE when vash acknowledges his humanity and the fact that he just... cant do everything, hes able to see that actually, he cant fix knives. maybe no one can. and even if someone could, it would be a long time of people hurting before it happened. and vash can do something now to save those people and free himself from the cycle of abuse, so he does

and man. fuck. the shows been telling us from the beginning that vash is just some guy. we spend four or five episodes with no confirmation that he actually IS vash the stampede. he acts like a side character in his own story. its only when meryl starts to believe he's someone special that the audience starts to see it, and fittingly, its meryl speaking in his defense with the words 'no one has the right to kill anyone else,' as if shed say the same thing about anyone else, as if its not just that its VASH that drives her to defend him; thats when vash's humanity becomes real

anyway good show

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#5

Good morning, internet. It is December 23, I have the day off and really need to go grocery shopping to beat the holiday rush, and I still have feelings and opinions on S2 of The Witcher, in particularly Jaskier and his role and treatment in it.

We’ve seen Geralt be more sociable and act like old friends with Nivellen, a supposed friend he clearly did not know very well, and Yarpen Zigrin, you know, random dwarf from the dragon hunt, than he does with Jaskier. We get some nominal signs of a meaningful friendship in the Geralt&Jaskier interactions (Geralt goes to get Jaskier out of trouble in Oxenfurt and asks for his help, Geralt apologizes for the mountain, Geralt trusts Jaskier with Ciri after confronting Yennefer), but the pay-off just isn’t there for me.

I don’t feel the depth, the actual friendship, in their interactions, and instead Jaskier feels detached from the rest of the characters too me.

Geralt only goes looking for Jaskier once Yennefer takes off with Ciri and he shows little regard for Jaskier’s well-being; he only came because he needs Jaskier’s help since Yen mentioned having met Jaskier, so he might know where she took Ciri. The apology happens, yes, but it’s short and Jaskier quickly turns comic relief and stops any serious conversation - after not only the S1 scene on the mountain but the added scenes in S2, with Burn Butcher Burn and Jaskier admitting to his broken heart, that’s a cutesy little band-aid put on a big, festering wound and simply not sufficient to provide any closure. There is never any talk about or fall-out from Jaskier having just been kidnapped, his lute (tool of his trade, necessary for livelihood) destroyed, and literally tortured because of Geralt, there is no acknowledgement of Jaskier, who is not a fighter, walking into the Voleth Meir vs. witchers battle and staying and persistently trying to give Geralt that stone despite seeing several witchers die. Jaskier and the things he does and goes through (that he is willing to do and go through for Geralt and Geralt’s fight) are not acknowledged by anyone.

Jaskier is an equal in his scenes with Yennefer (the only character who seems to care whether he lives or dies tbh). He gets the bare minimum in his 1:1 interactions with Geralt. And in every other scene, any scene where it’s Jaskier and someone of Geralt’s group (and I use this term loosely since it also applies to Yarpen, whom both Geralt and Jaskier met during the dragon hunt and who has no closer connection to Geralt), the other characters consistently brush him aside as insignificant and an annoyance who inserts himself where he is not one of them.

And, personally, I think there’s a Doylist explanation for that. I think Lauren Hissrich didn't like how popular Jaskier turned out to be and every much didn’t like that Geraskier became the show’s juggernaut ship over Yenralt, and now she’s trying to redirect people. Are there any DS9 fans here? My theory is this: Lauren Hissrich = Rick Berman and Geraskier = Garashir. Fans are being gay about these characters? These heterosexual man characters? Well, that needs to stop! Won’t someone think of the loud homophobic nerds and the executives who want to sell this property to conservatives/internationally! Now, we are all progressives here, so the lesser character may still be somewhat queer-coded (Jaskier literally uses the word other for himself) as long as we maintain plausible deniability, but the two characters’ interactions need to be reduced and they need to spend more time with other characters instead compared to which their own interactions pale and are put into perspective, so the misbehaving fans have less “evidence” for their theories and no one has cause to question our manly main character’s heterosexuality.

41 notes • Posted 2021-12-23 09:38:06 GMT

#4

Based on this:

It’s Mark’s solution to the law suit, coming to him at six in the morning, after working through the night to catch up on all he missed during the previous day, when he was stuck getting prepped by Sy and his team of lackeys.

Wardo is upset about only having .03% of the shares and suing Mark because of it. Mark wants him to stop suing him and go back to being his friend. Solution: Marry Wardo, no more your shares and my shares, just our shares. Problem solved.

*

Eduardo is... somewhat shocked, more than a little flustered, and surprised at himself with how much he wants to let himself get swept up in the rush Mark’s latest crazy stunt. And not just because of the shares. Because Mark marching into the room at the beginning of the nth session, hands on the table and leaning in towards Eduardo’s side of the room, and declaring, “This whole procedure is inefficient and I’m done wasting my time. Wardo, we should get married, right now, no prenup.”

*

“We need to get back to our company,” Mark says before Eduardo has even handed the pen back to the registry clerk. Our, which is probably why Eduardo’s internal sigh of oh Mark is more fond than exasperated. “We need to put our name on the masthead,” he continues, and something inside of Eduardo, some cold, heavy weight he’s been carrying in his stomach since that day he smashed Mark’s laptop and still couldn’t get Mark to look him in the eye, melts. Our, Mark says, and it’s the apology Eduardo has been waiting for.

“Yeah, okay. Thanks,” he nods at the clerk, and then decides to be brave and takes Mark’s hand; it is his turn to reach out, after all. “Let’s get back to our company.”

*

Eduardo is leaning with his hip against Mark’s desk while Mark is typing, both in plain view of the entire open-plan office and in turn with a perfect view of his won of both the general confusion as news of his presence spread and yet no one dares ask Mark why a guy he banned from the building and who is suing him is now peacefully standing at his side, and the focus on Mark’s face while he is typing. He shuffled closer to Mark, who doesn’t take notice. Of course not; he’s wired in. The thought is warm and soft, and Eduardo hopes it will stay that way even when the shock of the day’s events wear off. He wants to be done with feeling insignificant and resentful.

“Uhm, Wardo?”

He looks back up from where Mark’s fingers are flying over the keys to Dustin standing in front of him, shifting from one foot to the other, thoroughly confused and apparently the only person in the office not so in awe of Mark that he won’t come up to them to demand an explanation. “Hey, man! Good to see you!”

“Yeah, you too. But.” Dustin looks from Eduardo to Mark and back again. “Did I,” he waves a hand at the two of them, or maybe at the lack of space between them, “did I miss something?”

It’s at that moment that Mark leans back.

“Done.”

“Done?” Eduardo leans in to take a look. Turns out they hyphenate their names now. ...It looks good.

“Done what?” Dustin apparently decides it’s safe to step closer, because he comes up and squints at the screen over Mark’s shoulder. “Oh fu-- Chris!” He turns, comes back in two steps, and quickly pads them both on the back before running off. “Congratulations, I’m so happy you two crazy kids worked it out! You can tell me the details later. Chris! You’ll never guess what Mark and Wardo have done now!”

It’s a first taste of reality, beginning to shine through the haze of befuddled euphoria Eduardo has been running on all morning. He got married. Legally. On a whim. To Mark.

“Mark.” Mark looks at him, with the same laser-hard focus he gave the screen earlier, but still, Eduardo would swear there’s something lighter in his eyes, something softer around his mouth than there has been in a while, since California, since New York even. “Mark, what have we just done?

Mark shrugs that stupid, infuriating, familiar little half-shrug of his, and tilts his head at the screen, their new name in facebook blue on white at the bottom of the page. “Got your father off our back.”

Eduardo decides he can take Mark’s hand again, now that it’s not busy typing anymore.

They’ll be okay now.

43 notes • Posted 2021-03-04 11:27:39 GMT

#3

So, the future liberals want? You know, that future? Where we have overcome both capitalism and heteronormativity? That future is where Becky Chamber’s Record of a Spaceborn Few, one of the books in the Wayfarers series, is taking place.

Form of address for everybody in the Exodan fleet: M [name]. Is it a gender-neutral solution that unites Mr., Miss, Ms., and Mrs.? Probably. Since I am a German native-speaker, in my mind it also stands for Mensch, because it doesn’t matter what gender someone is or what their relationship status is, we are all human.

Food and a place to live: provided for everybody in the fleet. There is no money, there are no privileged few who have grown rich off of the labor of others.

Coincidentally, your last name is that of the flat you live in. Many people live with family and/or romantic partners, but if you and a bunch of your friends decide to form your own household, then you all automatically take on the last name of that household. I cannot explain to you how much that idea appeals to me, an aroace with no strong ties to her blood family, who loves family of choice.

Work: Valued for its use for the community. There is no money, so there is no low-paid work. Some professions are more respected than others - e.g. undertakers are treated with a lot of respect since they take care of the dead and help the living in their most vulnerable moments. Some jobs are just not something people want to do but they need to be done, and since there are no desperate poor to force those tasks on, they are distributed fairly: there is a lottery to determine whose turn it is for sanitation work, and sanitation workers are applauded for the work they do for the community while it is their turn.

It’s a community that is, above all, for the people.

There are some aspects, some problems the book doesn’t explore. Some, it does to the point that it actually made me uncomfortable because I don’t want to think about how my escapist fantasy of an alternative to the society we live in is bound to be flawed and imperfect, too. And precisely for that, I think it’s my personal best and at the same time least favourite of the Wayfarers books.

64 notes • Posted 2021-06-07 09:46:09 GMT

#2

Modern!Jaskier is representing Poland at Eurovision (because he won the national selection, and it’s not pandering to the masses if the masses have taste, Valdo).

Geralt is a camera operator who would much rather do documentaries or at least sports competitions, but a job is a job and how bad can one friendly little international song contest be. No, he’s never watched the show, why do you ask?

180 notes • Posted 2021-05-15 20:03:12 GMT

#1

I am aware that people like butts, and that they like to showcase said butts in fanart, meaning they draw characters in tight, tight pants. Fanart is idealised, you do you, it's fine.

But I feel TWN fandom is so thirsty, they forget that Jaskier wears his trousers wide enough to carry at least several chunks of bread with him, if not his entire earthly possessions aside from his lute.

Look at the man. No bag, no rucksack, no bedroll or blanket rolled up and slung across his back.

This is a man who wears pants so big, he can fit his entire luggage into his pockets.

Fandom, I beg you, use the comedic value of Jaskier’s bottomless pockets! At least let him mock Geralt, who needs a horse to carry his luggage from town to town because he refuses to wear practical trousers and instead insists on leather-pants so tight, when he rents a room he has to put the key on the chain of his medallion and wear it around his neck like an overgrown latch key kid.

358 notes • Posted 2021-07-30 18:07:29 GMT

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[canyouhearthelight]

The Miys, Ch. 98

I hope everyone is ready for Warlord Bowl!

Warnings in this chapter for violence and blood. Also food, although I think my entire story needs to be flagged with that one.

If you like this chapter, @baelpenrose was a huge help with the fight scenes, which I - quite frankly - stink at writing.  If you don’t like this chapter, well -  I stink at writing fight scenes.

Despite my best efforts - and multiple denials to Charly’s requests for concession stands - the gym area was packed shoulder-to-shoulder for the duel between Jokul and Arthur. People I had never seen populated the stands, while I was surrounded by my family. Conor sat to my left, with Maverick behind me and Tyche to my right.

Cronch, cronch. “Charly,” I sighed. “What did I tell you about the popcorn?” Daggers shot to my right, if I managed my sister’s glared correctly.

Apparently not. “No concession stand for the duel,” Charly recited just before she stuffed another handful of popcorn into her mouth.

“And where did that come from?”

“My quarters.” Cronch.

“Swear you aren’t selling it?”

“Naw e’en…” Swallow. “The recipe. This is my personal popcorn, thankyewverymuch.”

“Then why is it blue?” I asked, not completely assured she wasn’t running a black market popcorn ring.

Which made me sound entirely paranoid, but still. This was Charly.

“I wanted it to be blue,” she shrugged, holding a handful up to me.

I glared at the snack, wary. “Does it taste blue?”

Her response was a shrug. “Not really? It tastes like kettle corn. The food consoles are still trying to figure out popcorn, I think, and I wanted kettle corn, so I made a whirly pop on my own.”

Warily, I took a few kernels and gathered my courage to test them.  After swallowing, I frowned. “That’s… actually really good kettle corn....”

“Of course it is. I made it. Like I said,  I don’t think the food consoles understand ‘popcorn’ just yet.” Cronch, cronch. “Wasn’t risking it.”

“And you wanted it blue why…?”

She shrugged again. “Personal popcorn, why not?” With that, she tossed a few kernels of blue fluff in the air and caught them neatly in her mouth.

With a similar shrug, I snagged another handful. “So why are all these people here?”

To her credit, Charly scowled at me. “Warlord Bowl 2044? Do you really think anyone is going to miss out on this?”

“It was supposed to be secret,” I tried in vain, remembering Arthur’s point about that.

Almost as if she could read my mind, Charly snorted. “Eyeah. Hokay. Your personal warlord bestie issued a challenge in front of close to a hundred people and you really thought it would be kept a secret…”

“Not my personal warlord,” I tried, not even believing my own objection.

To my relief, a welcome voice popped up to my side. “She’s worked in call centers, she knows secrets don’t exist in closed systems,” Tyche interjected. “Oo! Popcorn?”

“Bad kettle corn,”  I warned. 

“Not blue-flavored, so I’m okay,” she clarified as she reached for a handful. “And anyway, this is less than I expected.”

“Do tell.”

“Well, there isn’t a stream to the entire ship.”

“Tyche!” I scolded for such an idea.

“Look, Miss-I-love-UFC-Fights-more-than-the-dudes-hitting-on-me, don’t act like this isn’t right up your alley,” Tyche pointed out with an arched eyebrow and a slurp through a straw

Hanging my head, I muttered. “Not my fault if they couldn’t appreciate B.J. Penn.” If I groaned, no one else heard it.

Tyche smacked my shoulder roughly. “Then you should love this fight. Judo versus… whatever the fuck Jokul says he is.”

“Unarmed grappling,” I supplied unnecessarily. Because who the fuck knew what that meant.

I was spared any further conversation by the arrival of our combatants.  Zach Khan appeared to be having the time of his life, hamming it up as the announcer. I had no clue where he got the microphone, and honestly just wondering if I should wonder about that gave me a headache. When he was announced, Jokul managed to earn both cheers and groans as he whipped off his robe and threw it to the side, leaving him standing shirtless like some over-dramatic anime villain.  His only concession to practicality, it seemed, since he left his hair braided in a queue down his back, practically begging for someone to use it as a handle in a fight.

Arthur managed to resist any similar shenanigans.  Instead, he just nodded when he was announced, flexing hands that were either taped or wearing gloves - I couldn’t tell at this distance. From what I could tell, he was wearing what he was picked up in: dark t-shirt, black jeans, and sturdy boots.  His glasses were nowhere to be seen, which made sense with a target as big as Jokul. Where his opponent was prowling around, seeming to be itching for the chance to fight, Arthur was standing eerily still.

And he looked deadly serious about this. I was starting to be grateful I made him promise not to kill the guy.

Finally, Zach seemed to run out of steam and announced the start of the match. Both of them were unarmed, thankfully, but that didn’t stop Jokul from charging headfirst at Arthur the moment he was allowed.  He made it about three steps before Arthur calmly sidestepped and simultaneously reached for an elbow and shoulder while planting one boot against his knee.  A quick full-body twist on Arthur’s part sent the larger man tumbling ass over teakettle.

Jokul managed to glare from his place on the floor, panting in either anger or adrenaline, while Arthur tilted his head like he was trying to figure out what he was looking at. “Can I just point out that, as one of the Ten Thousand, you are perhaps Darwin’s greatest failure along with being living proof that Miys is a terrible judge of character?”

I groaned and dropped my face to both hands while everyone around me snickered. “You got your fight, dork,” I muttered, knowing that Arthur couldn’t hear me and wouldn’t have listened even if he could. “Stop antagonizing him…..?”

A full-throated roar snapped my head up just in time to see Jokul launch himself from his place on the floor, only to end up right back there when Arthur threw him again.  And again.  Jokul repeatedly charged at his opponent, despite it getting him nowhere. It was a bit ridiculous, and it seemed Arthur agreed. After the third time throwing Jokul, he followed behind at a light jog and, as Jokul sat up, aimed a kick squarely at his jaw.  Before I could close my eyes to avoid the slightly-excessive violence, my jaw hit the floor when Arthur landed on his ass with one foot clenched between Jokul’s hands and shoved at an awkward angle. 

“That son of a bitch….” Tyche muttered beside me, while Charly just growled. Maverick and Conor were gripping my knee and shoulder hard enough that I just knew it would bruise.  

To my horror, it only got worse as Jokul wrapped his own legs around Arthur’s thigh and started trying to break the leg at the knee.  Before he could get enough leverage, Arthur managed to kick with his free leg hard enough to break the hold, but wasn’t quite able to get up fast enough to avoid Jokul pinning him to the floor.  Blows started raining down, with Arthur barely able to get his arms in place to protect his face.

I didn’t even realize I was biting my lip until I tasted blood. Threats against Jokul’s life were flowing from Charly’s lips like a prayer, and I was starting to wonder if I had enough hands to hold Tyche, Conor, and Maverick back from jumping in the improvised ring. But still, I couldn’t look away. I wouldn’t let myself look away, blaming myself for what I was watching.

It was Jokul’s turn to taunt, although they came out in staccato grunts instead of his usual crowing as he never let up his attack. “Better - fight - than - that - toothy - whore - but - you - aren’t - stopping - me - either. That - lying - bitch - is off - the Council - and - the rest - of you - will know - what a - real - leader - is.”

As soon as the last word was out of his mouth, Arthur lunged forward, taking a blow directly to the mouth but reaching for Jokul’s shoulder.  The attached arm spasmed and went limp, forcing Jokul to reach with the other one to try to pry Arthur off.  Instead, Arthur grabbed that hand and peeled the fingers back towards the wrist, twisting out from under Jokul as he stiffened in pain. As he got to his feet, Arthur twisted harder and further, with Jokul clenching his teeth to avoid screaming.

I lost all dignity at that point, surging to my feet and shouting. “Come on, Arthur!!!”  My sentiment was echoed by Charly screaming like a demon and incoherent cheers from Conor and Maverick.

Arthur showed no evidence of hearing us, his face full of the closest thing to rage I had seen on his face. There was no sign that he even realized his lip was split and blood dripped from his mouth.  Rather than the burning fury I was used to seeing on other people, he seemed possessed by this cold stillness that chilled me to the core - and it wasn’t even directed at me. 

In what looked like a Hail Mary, Jokul snapped his free hand around to grab Arthur’s ankle.  The attempt was in vain, because right as we could hear the wrist in Arthur’s hands snap, his foot slammed down on the other hand with a sickening crunch.  It took every ounce of willpower in me to keep from revisiting my evening meal when I saw blood trickle from beneath my friend’s boot.

When Jokul’s screams paused so he could take a breath, Arthur issued his ultimatum. “I can keep this up as long as you want to try, but I’m going to suggest you find a brain cell worth listening to and concede.  Nod if you understand me.”

Slowly, in small increments, Jokul bowed his head before raising it to look Arthur in the eye.

“Say you concede. Because if you don’t stop now, we are going to find out just how much damage Hujylsogox technology can repair.  And remember - that so-called lying bitch on the Council has already put it to the test a few times.”

Silence roared through the gymnasium as it felt like everyone present held their breath. One, two, three panting breaths later, Jokul’s mouth moved and his head nodded.

The next thing we knew, Arthur threw his opponent’s broken limb to the ground and stepped away. “Take him to a medbay.”

Charly’s cacophony of animalistic glee threatened to shake the Ark apart, while every bone in my body seemed to abandon me at once. Conor caught me with a speed born of much practice, while Maverick started to steer Charly in a path behind my sister so we could leave. I couldn’t even remember actually leaving the gym, too dazed from relief and the loss of adrenaline I hadn’t even realized flooded my system.  Charly’s blow-by-blow recap of the fight - in case any of us hadn’t been present for the event, apparently - turned into white noise as I fought the sudden urge to sleep.

At some point, I remembered hearing Tyche and Arthur’s voices arguing, which confused me because they both seemed insistent that I needed a medbay.  Why do I need a medbay? Arthur’s the one who got punched in the mouth… “Arthur needs stitches,” I mumbled.

“Sophia! Can you hear me?”

“Tyche, you are screaming. Of course I can hear you,” I retorted. “Why do I need to go to the medbay?”

“You… “ Arthur growled before being cut off by my sister.

“You passed out, Soph,” she explained in an aggrieved tone. “We didn’t know what happened. I said you just fainted from stress, Arthur was worried you were in shock somehow…”

“I said you needed to eat,” Maverick pointed out.

“Ding ding,” I joked half-heartedly. “I haven’t eaten recently.”

I could feel Conor tense up around me. “How recently have you eaten?”

“Evening meal?” I said sheepishly.  When I felt him take a deep breath, I answered the inevitable follow up question as sheepishly as I could manage. “Evening meal yesterday?”

Thump! “OW! Goddammit Conor,” I grumbled, rubbing my backside where it hit the deck. “You fucking dropped me…”

“You told me, if I caught you eating less than once every ten hours, you weren’t allowed cuddles until you had eaten two full meals.”

Tyche’s eyebrows flew as close to her hairline as possible. “Seriously, Sophia?”

“I forgot to eat for five days,” I admitted. “And…. Yeah. I passed out.  I’m trying to take care of myself, right? Although that didn’t mean you had to drop me.” I tried to scowl at him, but my eyes really couldn’t make it beyond his waist at that angle.

When I turned to get some help off the floor, Arthur was glaring - at me. “Eat.”

“Stitches,” I responded.  From this position, I could see at least one tooth was either broken or gone entirely. “And dental. That can’t feel good.”

He tried to scowl, but the flinch betrayed him. “Fine, you have a point. I’ll hit a medbay, everyone else find some food… Sophia, no cooking. You have - let’s see, it took Miys something like an hour and a half to fix a machete blow and an arrow in the chest, so I’ll be around ten minutes behind you. Fifteen, tops.”

My turn to make a face, apparently. “Not fair. I was chopped in half - it took three days to fix that!”

“I didn’t need organs cloned,” he replied airily, waving as he turned toward the closest medbay.  After three steps, he stopped, did an about face, and walked back past us and on ahead. When I opened my mouth to ask what he was doing, he held up one finger. “Not a word. He’s in that one, so I’ll find another.”

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Battle Tendency Liveblog: JJBA Ch. 94-98

This is the first part of the “Joseph vs. Wammu” arc. 

Is it “Whammu” or “Wammu”?    I just looked it up and you drop the “h” I guess.

Here’s some background on the mansion Kars has been using as a base.    I get the impression that it’s a real building in St. Moritz, Switzerland, which leads me to imagine Hirohiko Araki visiting Switzerland in the 80′s and being inspired by the sights.    Then again, I’m not even sure this is a real building.

Messina’s injured and Caesar’s dead, so it’s down to just Joseph and Lisa.  They want to track down Wammu before he heals up from the Caesar fight, but instead they run into some new asshole named “Wired Beck.”   I always assumed he was named after the Beck who did the song “Loser” in the 90′s, but no, it was Jeff Beck, who made the album “Wired”.   This led me to wonder what the other Beck’s first name is, and it turns out that is his first name.  His full name is “Beck David Hansen”. 

It’s been like... 28 days?  Since The Pillar Men spared Joseph in Rome, and while he and Caesar were training, the Pillar Men have also been busy creating vampires with the Stone Mask.  Wired Beck was a fugitive murderer before they got ahold of him. 

Joseph is all set to fight the guy, but Lisa steps in and kills him instead, doing one of those awesome “I killed you so fast that you don’t even know what hit you” attacks.   Joseph is amazed and somewhat surprised by her fighting skills, which I don’t understand because he’s been training under her for three weeks.   Like, Beck didn’t take Lisa seriously either, but he just met the lady, so I get that.  

And when they finally find Wammu, he praises Lisa Lisa for noticing that there’s a lot of other people in the room with them.   But he still adds “-for a woman!” to his assessment.   You’d think a 12,000 year old Pillar Man, who thinks his kind is superior to humans, would rise above this sort of sexism.   Or maybe I’ve got it backwards, and it’s exactly because he’s a 12,000 year old supremacist that Wammu’s attitude is so backward.

Anyway, Kars is here too, and so are like a hundred vampires.   Like Wired Beck, they’re all loyal minions of Kars and Wammu, just hanging off the ceiling and waiting for orders.   Joseph and Lisa could kill a few vampires without any trouble, as we’ve just seen, but this is just too many.   They’re trapped and they know it.   

To Joseph’s credit, he tries to set up a string to trap all of them at once, but there’s too many eyes watching.   Wammu asks Kars to let him fight Joseph one-on-one, but Kars is done with that shit.  He just wants the Red Stone of Aja, and he sees no reason to wait around.   But then Lisa tells him that she has the Stone in a secret location, and if she or Joseph don’t check in with it by a prearranged time, a bomb will go off to destroy it.  It’s a bluff, and Kars knows it’s a bluff, but he’s too obsessed with the Stone to take the risk.  

There’s a lot of shots of Lisa Lisa acting cool in this part of the story, probably because we’re running out of other characters.    I preferred the anime Lisa Lisa to the manga design, because I liked how she looks like the cover art to Duran Duran’s Rio “album”.   Compared to that, the manga Lisa looks a bit... understated.   But I’ve come to appreciate that understated look.   Joseph uses his boisterous personality to help draw attention away from his tricks.    But while he’s making a scene, Lisa Lisa just adopts this stone cold poker face and dares anyone to call her bet.  She knows how badly Kars wants the stone, and she knows that Kars understands how badly she wants to keep it from him.  Why should she be bluffing about this?   Leaving the stone in such a situation sounds like a smart play.   Kars thinks she’s just being desperate, except she doesn’t look desperate, does she?

Lisa proposes a wager to break the standoff: She and Joseph will fight Kars and Wammu for control of the Red Stone of Aja.  Nice and simple.   Kars accepts, not so much because he accepts her bomb story, but because it gives them a chance to avenge Esidisi.    He asks Wammu to chose a battleground, then sends Joseph to fetch the Stone while they keep Lisa as a hostage.

Wammu’s choice is a place called “Skeleton Heel Stone”.   If I understand him correctly, it was something like a Swiss answer to Stonehenge, but later on it became a gladiatorial arena.

Joseph heads back to St. Moritz to get the stone, and carries Messina back with him.  Okay, so about Messina.   Wammu lopped off his arm outside the mansion, but when Caesar entered the mansion to chase after Wammu, he found Messina lying inside, like someone had carried him in.  So how did that happen?  I can only guess Messina brought himself indoors, but that doesn’t sound like something he would do, since he knew the mansion was enemy ground.

Back at the hotel, Joseph finds the Red Stone of Aja in Lisa’s luggage, but he also discovers an old photo from 1889.   There’s Speedwagon, his grandmother Erina Joestar, and... Straizo?   Holding a baby?!    Of course, anyone who knows Phantom Blood knows that this photo represents the all the survivors from the Part 1 cast.   The baby is the same one Erina rescued before Jonathan sank the ship to stop Dio.   But Joseph has no idea about any of that.   He had heard of Straizo before their fight in New York, but he didn’t know much.

Here’s a nice shot of Skeleton Heel Stone.    It’s supposed to be near the foot of Piz Bernina, along the Italian/Swiss border.  

Joseph arrives with the Stone, and holds up a match to it to demonstrate it’s amplification powers.   Satisfied that it’s the genuine article, Kars agrees to proceed with their contest.

In the meantime, Lisa deduces that Joseph saw the photo in her suitcase, and explains that she was the baby in the photo.  Erina saved her from the sinking ship, but since she was pregnant with Joseph’s father, she entrusted Lisa’s care to Straizo.  That’s how she learned the Ripple and came into possession of the Red Stone of Aja.  Joseph is more confused that Lisa looks as young as she does when she must be fifty years old.

And once again, Joseph finds himself empathizing with others.   He had always seen Lisa Lisa as a cold, hardnosed instructor, but now he’s imagining how difficult Straizo’s betrayal must have been for her.  

Never mind that shit!  Here come vampire horses!   Joseph asks the same thing we’re all wondering: What the Fuck?   It’s actually quite simple, really.  To prepare for this event, the Pillar Men used the Stone Masks on some horses.   The vampire goons can barely control them.

What I want to know is where Kars found all these silly Roman soldier uniforms for all of these guys.   Like I said before, it’s been about a month since they woke up in Rome, but I get the feeling that all Kars did was find a new home and dress up his new vampire henchmen in silly clothes.   

The idea is that Wammu will be fighting Joseph in an old-fashioned chariot race, but Joseph thinks the use of vampire horses is an unfair advantage for Wammu.   But they explain that the reins will conduct Hamon, so Joseph should be able to control them with a light Ripple.   O... kay?  Lisa Lisa verifies this, but it still seems kind of goofy.  

Kars orders the battle to begin with the moon appears out of the clouds, but Joseph seems more interested in clearing his chariot wheels.   That makes Lisa nervous, until...

... the race begins and Wammu’s chariot gets stuck.    While everyone else was watching the moon, Joseph was tossing crap in front of Wammu’s chariot to slow him down.   

Look at this big tricky himbo, he’s great.

So the way this works is that there’s a pillar on the racetrack, and there’ll be a weapon hanging from it for the riders to take.   Joseph wants to get a head start so he can have his choice of weapon.    This is because one of them is a big old warhammer, and he’s worried about what Wammu could do with such a thing if he got his hands on it.    However, if Joseph could cover it in oil, he could charge it with Hamon and really give Wammu a hard time.  

And Joseph pulls it off!   He nearly loses his grip on the thing, but it catches on the ring on his finger.   Incidentally, this is the antidote ring that Caesar secured for him earlier.   Joseph has decided that he won’t drink the antidote until he’s beaten Wammu, so he’s wearing it on his pinky instead.   So Joseph seems really confident that all he needs is the warhammer to win this thing.    So why is this (Pillar) man smiling?

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SnK Chapter 103 Poll Results

The chapter 103 poll closed with 2,013 responses. Thank you to everyone who participated!

Another month, another chapter that left people feeling excited! 98% of poll takers rated chapter 103 from good to excellent!

I just cant wait for the next chapter. I'm so HYPED

I like that Isayama for the first time since rts showcased a fast-paced action-packed chapter. Too many questions rn, but imo zeke is 100% w/ paradis, falco won’t die and the female titan will appear, regardless of its inheritor. Eren’s transformation was jizz-worthy

This chapter was both so thrilling and yet so frustrating.  On one hand, so much is happening in just the right amount of panels and it seems Isayama has learned the art of pacing in this arc more successfully than others.  I'm a sucker for tragedy, so the conflicted misery of what is going on is satisfying given the history of the series.  On the other hand, I am still very frustrated in figuring out what exactly is going on, what is being implied, specifically anything involving Zeke

I don’t know what to say. I feel so empty. But the chapter is great!

This month it was a tie for most emotional moment between “Falco trying to encourage unconscious Reiner” and “Armin finally appearing, looking haunted”. We are happy to see that people who love both sides of the conflict were able to have a good emotional tug with this chapter! 

Pretty much every panel that included Falco.  This poor, traumatized child who ran into a literal war zone to get help.

Why are all my waifus getting killed.

With Reiner having no will to live, I guess he’s just going to stay in that crystal thing. Why do we have so many shifters in crystals now (Annie, Lady Tybur and now Reiner)?

I absolutely loved the scene between Falco and Reiner. That was one of the most emotional and sweet moments in SNK. Reiner was ready to sacrifice himself to save the child. I truly love how warm and protective he is towards children. I hope that both will survive. I want Reiner to find happiness and see how great person he really is. He made mistakes but regrets them. He learnt his lesson. Now is time to move on.

This one was a landslide win with Armin’s entrance taking the victory. It seems that months of waiting to see his return finally paid off! We’re sure many of you guys are hoping to see his Colossal form next month!

Eren transforming three times within a half an hour is incredible, but the most amazing part of the chapter was Armin's entrance as the colossal titan. The explosion looked catastrophic, can't wait to see it animated!

I literally screamed when I saw Armin, I’m so happy to see him with the Survey Corps, but his face worries me slightly. I’m also sad we didn’t get to see his titan form.

Not as epic as the last one but so glad to see Armin again. Sasha's sniping skills and Eren mindblowing everybody (Porco in particular) were the best parts.

While the majority of you guys are certain Zeke is only acting on his own agenda, there’s plenty of division on whether he could be siding with Eren alone or with Paradis as a whole. One thing that does seem certain to the majority is that he’s definitely not working in Marley’s favor. 

Zeke probably thinks he and Eren are the same because they were both manipulated by Grisha or so he thinks. If he realizes that Eren probably doesn't hate their dad, Zeke's attitude towards his brother will possibly change. 

Zeke's the one with most awareness that the cycle will repeat so long as shifters exist, his unique perspective is knowing what Grisha taught him as well as having the total trust of the Marley from a young age, and having physically gone and seen the island and witnessed their struggles with the titans, and met Eren who is the direct result of Grisha's continued plans.  There is no one who should be more impartial and aware that this is a unending cycle, it seems he's finally coming to terms with having to do something about it after all his life simply being a pawn of people in what he assumed was a more influential position than him.

Every chapter I say "This is definitely the chapter we finally see what Zeke is up to" and every chapter it just gets more confusing...

I seriously doubt that Zeke is working with Paradis. One thing would be to act like an enemy but he literally killed a bunch of SC soldiers, I doubt the SC would be ok with that. Also, Levi looked PISSED AF! I doubt Zeke died and he's still suspicious but I'm betting on him having his own ulterior motives.

I don't think Zeke is working with the SC. It was hard to answer these questions when the options contradict my feelings and understanding of the chapter so much.

So. Good ol' Zeke. He's like David S. Pumpkins; he's his own thing. I'm still of the belief that he's working towards his own objective but now I'm more open to the idea that he may have something set up with SC via Eren as his point of contact (who, of course, is definitely working with/for SC). But it's clear that even if they are both aware of the chain of events unfolding before their eyes, both sides have something they want badly in the end and will probably "betray" each other without hesitation to get it at some point.

The survey corps has a plan but Zeke and Eren also have a separate plan they're not aware of. And on top of all of that Zeke has his own plan for his own personal agenda.

Zekerets

The general consensus is that there’s more in store for Zeke in this story, even if it means he managed to transfer his consciousness to his Eldian ass. ;) Most of you are positive we will be seeing more from Zeke in future chapters!

If Zeke is dead, I will watch the live action movie 10 times in a row

Levi cut Zeke out of the Beast Titan's neck while everyone was distracted by Armin's transformation. Then after Zeke made his getaway, Levi blew the shit out of the rest of the nape to destroy the evidence and make everyone think Zeke was dead.

Zeke escaped upwards using 3dmg right as levi was supposed to attack him, causing zeke to be assumed KIA

Well, looks like Zeke has been vaporised, playtime's over kids, let's head back home now!

I find it hard to believe that Zeke got taken down this easily again. I also find it odd that we don't see the clothing he's wearing inside his titan, but we do see what the others are wearing in their titans. Looking back, it seems that's the way it was before, too. But I think it would be a cool plot twist if he had 3DMG equipped this time, considering he did take Mike's 3DMG a while back.

While the majority believe that Levi is working along with Zeke, there is division on whether Levi has decided to let go of his promise to Erwin to kill Zeke. Over half of the voters believe that Levi still intends to kill Zeke when all is said and done, but a good 31% of you believe that he may have decided to let it go for the greater goal.

If the Zeke-Survey Corps alliance isn't real then Isayama must be the biggest troll ever. Also, I believe Levi has always shown that he'll do what's best for humanity/Eldia (even if it means doing unpleasant things) so I don't think the alliance is as far-fetched as other people believe.

Still waiting for that sweet Levi's Revenge™

Levi!   I love how emotional Levi gets when it comes to keeping his promise to Erwin; nothing can get a rise out of him anymore or get him to max rage except Zeke.  I hope we find out sooner rather than later what Zeke is up to, but there is no way that Levi is going to let him walk out of this alive, even if he is part of the current plan.  

Regarding Levi wanting to Kill Zeke, while he'd prefer to kill him by his own hands we already know he'd be willing to feed him to someone so the Titan power isn't lost. I personally think Zeke agreed, since he has a a year left at best,

While there was a small shift in ratio, the majority of you guys still believe that Pieck is not totally trustful of Zeke. There have been plenty of analyses floating around believing that she may have seen Zeke leaving the Beast Titan after Levi’s attack. 

The question about Pieck being mistrustful of Zeke isn't worded very well because if I answer yes it makes it seem like I'm part of the 70% and haven't changed my mind when I'm in fact part of the 30% and haven't changed my mind.

This question was mainly for fun, but Lady Tybur decidedly wins the award for Best “Bitch Please” Face™. Hopefully we get more fun looks from her next chapter! 

Imma let you finish, but Lady Tybur has the best side eye in all of SnK

Ms. Tyber has the best death glare!

There’s some division on this question, but it’s a near-tie between Armin getting involved in the fight and the Paradis crew’s ticket out of Marley showing up. 

They'll drop sour cream bombs

At this point John Cena might as well show up.

Annie will arrive (let me dream)

I think time is running for them to scape "safely", but not necessarily through a zeppelin

I think what Jean & Zeke mean by "It's almost time/times running out" is that Eren needs to make contact with Zeke before the Colossal Wall Titans arrive so Eren will be able to control them. If Eren doesn't touch Zeke before the Wall Titans arrive, everyone including the SC & Eldians will die.

I believe that the question about the lights up are relationed with Hanji, after all, Armin is too distance. In fact, I think that the thoughts about an escape through a zepplin are a little bit awkward.  And I think that zeke escaped using the DMT, wich he took when he said goodbye to piecke and porko, before eren showed up.

Most of you still believe that Jean is clinging onto his humanity (and with good reason after he called Floch out in the previous chapter for being too zealous). The expectation is that he will avoid harming Falco or that someone else will step in and do the dirty work instead. 

I noticed that jean is only attacking the shifters on shiganshina battle arc. which can tell a lot about his war ethics and strategics. he’s only fighting those who declared war on them first, almost as if trying to ignore those who got caught up into it.

Jean will kill Falco. I think becasue it's a callback for that girl from MP that Jean couldn't kill from Uprising

Last month nearly all of the scores were tied with both pessimism and optimism about Annie’s fate. This month, there seems to be more optimism, but most people are still hanging out in the area of uncertainty. We hope to get a clear answer soon!

Since Eren said that the crystal was, as expected, unbreakable AFTER pointing out it was like Annie's, I take that to mean he has tried chewing Annie's crystal open but failed like he did this time. I'm not sure why so many people seem to be taking this to mean that he was able to eat Annie when the scene actually reassures me that he hasn't

I had absolutely no hope for Annie being alive, but seeing Lady Tybur being conscious while inside the crystal changed my mind. Annie could still be alive. And if she is, she spent YEARS in the crystal while being aware of her surroundings??? I am shook

It has already been hinted several times that Annie would eventually return. I don't think Isayama would forget about her, and if it appears to be true, that she's returning next chapter, I hope to see her work with the Survey Corps, or a backstory/flashback, which explains the reason why she'll be working with the Survey Corps from now on.

Almost 35% of you are ready to just see Lady Tybur kick the bucket already, but a good 28% of you would at least like to see her have a chat with Eren first.

why do so many people want lady tybur to die?? i don’t understand?? she’s cool and has done nothing wrong to anyone like ever??? she’s even called a villain?? excuse me tell me one villainous thing she did?? she’s a decent human being but i guess how dare she beat eren’s ass up and defend her people... 🤦🏻‍♀️

Eren needs to swallow her whole (insert lemmy face)

Over 60% of you believe that the Survey Corps’ goal is to kill the enemy titan shifters.

I strongly disagree with having only 2 options in the "capture or to kill them?" question. The real answer, is, I believe, either one. If they can deprive Marley of a weapon and add it to their strength, is clearly the ideal. But, if the choice comes down to kill or they escape, they'll absolutely just kill them. Depriving your enemy of a weapon is always a better choice than letting them continue attacking you with it, in the hopes you could take it later.

I still maintain that the goal was to avoid any and all combat with the shifters; hence Pieck and Porcos trap. (Why bother setting the whole thing up? Why not just kill them?) My guess is that capturing them for their titan powers was the next step, although that's obviously failed. I feel like the end game here is to gather all the titan somehow and unite them for...??? Something??? World peace??? Shit, that sounds like a good idea. Unrealistic but good.

It’s a near-tie between believing that either Zeke orchestrated capturing Porco and Pieck or believe that he did it as a larger plan with the Survey Corps.

Maybe Zeke wanted to isolate Pieck and Porco in the trap, to save their lives?

Most of you seem to have given up on figuring out Trapdoor-kun’s identity. But a fair chunk of you think it could have been a current day Eldian restorationist! There’s still a good amount of you who believe it’s Connie as well.

Hiroyuki Sawano

Erwin it was erwin. You thought he was dead? You fool he's not!  He's immortal,  he's still here and  with the strength of his eyebrows he will kick everyone's ass.

I really don't care at this point

One thing is certain, at least 65% of you guys believe that the Jaeger Brothers have the best Eldian asses! It seems nice booties run in the family! 

I can forgive people supporting  Marley, but WHO THE HELL VOTED ON ZEKE ASS?????

Everyone who chose zeke’s Titan as having the best ass is a furry goodbye

Levi is jealous of Zeke's Eldian ass.

porco got a nice ass uwu

That question.... I don't care about titan's butts -_-

I like Eldian asses

Predicting who Isayama kills off has always been difficult, but over half of you believe that Pieck is going to be toast in the next chapter, with Jean following in  second, Porco a distant third.

Gabi you better not be aiming that rifle at my husbando Jean also can everyone of Paradis and Eldia have a party at the newly created bay, I want the warriors AND the SC to live please and thank you

Pieck and Porco will likely die next chapter 😪

I swear to god Flocke if you lay even one finger on little Falco or Gabi I will personally hunt you down, you'll be lucky if I find you first though. Because other wise the Armored titan will kill you dead. You will then, rest in pieces.

Protect Jean and Falco 2k18

pieck cant die, nor can any 104th  members

At 57%, a majority are thirsty for answers on the Paradis Crew’s last 4 years. 

I need Paradis flashbacks but first I'd like to be sure no one major dies, thanks.

I stg we'll have that fucking Paradis flashback right before Levi's death. Fucking Isayama.

I really don’t want a crap ton of flashbacks I’m Ngl I just kinda wanna get moving I know the q and a said stuff but like that’s my thought at the moment.

I really hope the next chapters a flashback to paradis i mean it would be neat for the 104th chapter to be a flashback ABOUT THE 104TH

As expected of the redditors, you’re still the overwhelming majority of the poll takers! ;)

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So chomping down on Lady Tybur's crystal won't break it and apparently neither will the thunder spears. We still haven't seen Eren try to use his hardening ability to break it but honestly, I think his only option now is to use the coordinate. It could be revealed soon that only the person inside the crystal can break themselves out and by using the coordinate, Eren can order her to do so. After all, we've seen Eren control mindless titans, but would unlocking the full powers of the founding titan allow him to control shifters as well?

Bertholdt's death was such a surprise to Porco... When Reiner returned to Marley, he gave his full report about what had happened, so if he was aware of Bertholdt's death, then he would have reported it, thus leading to Porco knowing that Bertholdt was already dead. Does that mean that Reiner has no idea that Bertholdt is dead? Was he hoping that Bertholdt managed to escape and was still alive on Paradis?

"Friendship ended with mr Kruger, now Reiner is my best friend." - Falco

Personally I'm not a huge fan of action heavy chapters like this as they take a few read throughs to get a good picture of what's going on. Although I do think the intention at the minute is to make us feel a bit lost as to motivations and who is supporting who. So I'm going to roll with it and be surprised when the reveals happen.

I think Porco will get Marcel's confession memory soon.

Even if it's all a plan made by Zeke and Scouts, the fact that SC soldiers still died , unaware of the bigger plan, makes me really sad. It's like with the plan to capture Annie back in the Giant Trees forest and Stohess. Back then it was Erwin who organized the plan, now it's Hanji's turn?

I. WANT. ANNIE. TO. RETURN.

I want Bert to Mufasa the fuck out of Reiner

Zeke is lucky he had royal blood as a bargaining chip to convince Paradis to team up. Otherwise he stood no chance if they had to fight for real. I don't think Zeke is a master planner, maybe he has an end goal, but he isn't a genius who has planned every step to get there. He gets lucky and bailed out by others and his conveniently relevant Senju DNA too often to be a keikaku master.

GIB COLOSSAL NO-LONGER-COCONUT

In before Jean's thrust into mortal danger via Gabi and Armin shows up to save his ass at the last second YET AGAIN

everyone simmer down like people in this fandom need to steal some of erens drinks from his apparently extensive alcohol stash like gdi I’m losing it guys I have a family and stuff I have alife and y’all losinf it and making me go crazy too like w t f.

Honestly, I was over the moon when Levi took down Zeke, but it did seem a little too easy...I highly doubt Zeke would go down easily. Also, Armin's haunted expression broke my heart. You can see the pain in his eyes, and that makes me even more curious about what's happened on Paradis over the last few years.

In my first read i thought that Armin had a ponytail and i got excited. Some users corrected me and when i re-read the chapter i found it was just his hand. I feel betrayal

Eren has more stamina than the Energiser Battery Rabbit: he can just keep on going, and going, and going...

I spent the entire chapter going "Get back in the damn titan, Porco!" I died with the panzer squad. RIP me."

Low key I have had no idea what’s been happening since 101

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ok, so real quick, just a few things: this is my own personal opinion and about my own preferences. We all like different things. So if you like k/l, great! I fully support that. And there are definitely plenty of people who are multishippers and love both k/l and s/k or ship s/k/l. But I mean, the short answer is...you won’t find any k/l on this blog. (I’m also using a screenshot of your ask so this doesn’t appear when you search k/l, because I feel that wouldn’t be fair to fans)

anyway, long answer: 

Now, there’s k/l in canon and k/l in fanon, which I feel are two very different things, so I’ll address them both. But again, these are my own personal opinions. I’m not telling you not to ship it, or that it’s wrong to ship it. This is just how I feel personally, and I hope you understand. Okay, so:

Just from watching the first season, it really didn’t click for me. I’m not someone who really likes rival ships in the first place, but their interactions reminded me more of me and my brothers than anything. I just didn’t see it romantically you know? 

I still want them to continue getting closer and be very good friends though. I liked their character development in season 3 and feel like they’re finally really working past this whole rivalry thing, which makes me very happy. And again, I see those kinds of scenes as platonic rather than romantic. Especially when compared to s/k scenes. 

But at the same time, for a long time, there was also this insistence that Lance had to be bi and k/l had to be canon and as a bi guy, this did’t sit right with me. Obviously there are plenty of bi people who disagree with me, and that’s understandable. Their opinion is just as valid, and we all see things differently. But there was something that made me personally just...extremely uncomfortable at the thought that Lance was somehow well written bi representation in canon. He feeds into a number of stereotypes that really bother me. For one thing, he flirts excessively--the bi stereotype that, if you’re attracted to more than one gender, of course you’re a playboy. 

But it also covers this idea that you’re “straight with an exception.” Because said excessive flirting is exclusive to girls. Yes, he’d flirt with every girl he saw, but of course he’d leave every one of them in a heartbeat for Keith. There’s also something very disconcerting about the fact that Lance is very flighty and moves on right from one girl to another, continuing to flirt despite whether or not it offends them, and even having fantasies of girls on their knees clinging to his leg while he stands in some male power pose 

and yet?? A lot of fanon still made it seem like, if Lance were with Keith instead, it wouldn’t just be passing interest of a fling or flirting, it would be something profoundly deep and automatically just be a longterm, steady relationship. I don’t like this idea that Lance can quickly move on from one girl to another but somehow being with a guy would make him “the one,” and out of nowhere Lance would be really invested in having him as a partner. 

Because again, I’m bi. It doesn’t feel right to me that Lance flirting with girls 98% of the time isn’t supposed to mean or amount to anything, but the first guy he likes will be his soulmate. It perpetuates this idea that you’re only bi if you end up with someone of the same gender, or that you have to “choose a side” and honestly that bothers me. I saw this further compounded by the idea that Lance could only be shipped with Keith for the longest time. Like, there was this notion he was bi, but also, no one wanted him shipped with any girls for quite a while. 

Going back to how I don’t like rivalry ships, I never liked this idea that somehow them fighting with each other was some sort of “sexual tension.” It’s another stereotype I don’t like--this idea that a boy who likes another boy will feel insecure about it and try to like pick fights with the guy they’re interested in. I’ve never seen internalized homophobia that actually caused someone to do this, and by reinforcing the stereotype that it does, well, I just think that’d be very harmful to children. There’s nothing about the rivalry that ever felt romantic to me. It’s only ever hurt both of them, and I think the only way for them to grow closer is to work past it. 

It also kinda seemed to me like k/l fanon was always sorta more centered around Lance while Keith was just sort of his prize? I think it’s kind of because Lance is more relatable to a lot of people so it’s easier for fans to see themselves in his position. (ironically I can’t relate to Lance at all but do heavily relate to Keith lmao, but I definitely feel like who you understand more affects your interpretation of the characters.)

Anyway--when season 2 came out, it seemed a lot of people who liked k/l were mad that Keith got so much screentime and character development, as if it only mattered if either of those things happened in relevance to Lance or k/l and Keith shouldn’t be able to grow and develop on his own. After all, this was after season 1, where Keith had literally no background or character development and the least amount of lines out of anyone on Team Voltron (yes, that includes Allura and Coran). He deserved that development the most. 

And it made me kind of uncomfortable to see s/k scenes that were dismissed as platonic but then people edited Lance in and claimed the situation was suddenly romantic and these edits were praised as being so much better than the actual writing and well developed character interactions in those scenes we had gotten. While k/l definitely isn’t the only ship where fanon does this, I will say season 2 fanon definitely gave me the vibe that Keith was meant to be seen and not heard. I’ve seen fans hate the BOM episode and even say that watching it was unnecessary, and claim that Keith didn’t deserve to be written beyond the flat, one-dimensional image we had of him. 

But at the same time fanon loved Keith in the marmora suit because it made for a pretty picture, but Shiro often got replaced by Lance in fanworks even though it didn’t make sense because it was just “better.” There’s this idea perpetuated in fanon that Keith is just a pretty boy, someone who’s meant to be seen and not heard. And I feel in a lot of k/l Keith is almost robbed of his agency to just have him act ooc. I know I myself am guilty of often talking about Keith just in terms of his relationship with Shiro (as his life has obviously been so inexorably tied to Shiro’s, and we know Shiro has really had this great impact on him, has changed his life). 

But I do also try to ensure I write Keith as his own person, and want Keith to continue to get the well thought out character development he deserves. But in some fanon k/l I feel this often isn’t the case and much of Keith’s identity is sacrificed in favor of focusing on Lance. Canon k/l interactions in season 3 are much more preferable to me because you see them each develop as their own person apart from just how they react to each other. 

I also really dislike the sense of entitlement that came with k/l being so popular. (And also, this is more due to its huge fanbase than the actual ship itself). But anyway, it seemed to me that people were insisting k/l was somehow queerbaiting if it didn’t become canon, and kept pressuring the studio that k/l was somehow the only viable option, despite the fact that animation is done so far in advance it’s literally too late to make any big changes. 

As unprofessional as it was, an interviewer asked about k/l because of how popular it was and wanted to know if the ship would be “teased” for the fans. That’s not representation. That is queerbaiting, which the showrunners responded to and straight up said they would not do, as well as explaining that they couldn’t just change the script and make it so that “and now they’re in love.” (source) Again, I just want to clarify that I think this attitude was brought about by how huge the fanbase is rather than the actual content of the ship itself. But still, it’s a mindset prevalent enough to kind of turn me off from the ship

I feel I should probably clarify that I probably wouldn’t dislike k/l so much if there wasn’t this notion that it would be the epitome of representation as is in canon, and that everyone should be obligated to ship it. But there is absolutely nothing about the idea of k/l being together romantically that I like. And I’m past the point where I would ever ship it. But again, that’s just me. 

I also want to mention that while it’s important to acknowledge certainly not all k/l fans are antis (and in fact a good many of them also ship s/k or s/a ect) the only antis who have harassed me here all happened to be k/l fans. So I’m definitely not unbiased or impartial. That kind of thing sticks with you, and has definitely caused me to dislike the ship even more. My opinion is a biased and not objective one, and I’m not trying to force anyone to see things my way. This is just my own personal opinion, and why you won’t see me creating content for k/l--though I am more than happy to discus how these two characters have gotten closer platonically. I’m sorry, and I hope you all understand 

[hanoverthepizza]

My 100 Favorite Movies from the Last 10 Years

1. 10 Cloverfield Lane

Excellent thriller with an incredible storyline that keeps you guessing the whole time

2. 21 Jump Street

Great combo of comedy and action

3. 50/50

This movie made me CRYYYY

4. 500 Days of Summer

Sick as frick non-linear editing style and a sad but great story

5. About Time

This movie fucked with my head but it has a super cool concept

6. Across the Universe

Amazing soundtrack, amazing acting, just all around amazing

7. Addicted to Fresno

This movie is an absolute shit show but it’s super hilarious and it has a pretty unique plot

8. Alien: Covenant

There are aliens in this. Need I say more?

9. Almanya- Willkommen in Deutschland

Such an important story with some pretty great humor. It does get pretty sad but it’s so so good

10. Arrival

More aliens!! My fave. I also loved how they approached the “peaceful alien invasion” storyline cause that seems to be pretty rare

11. Baby Mama

Poehler and Fey are the most epic comedy duo of our time and this film is proof of that

12. Bad Moms

I’m not a mom but this is funny as hell. The entire cast is a bunch of beautiful, funny women and it’s amazing

13. Big Eyes

Tim Burton is a genius. This movie is so insanely sad but it has such a great plot and it will not disappoint

14. Black Swan

A mind fuck featuring some beautiful acting/dancing

15. Blackfish

I’m scared of whales cause I’m weak but this movie made me love them and hate all the stupid, money hungry corporations

16. Bridesmaids

The height of comedy. This never gets old, even now that I can almost quote the entire thing. Kristen Wiig’s speech in Spanish deserves an Oscar and the plane scene is the greatest moment of any movie ever

17. Changeling

Tragic story but so cool! Definitely a unique concept. I just wanna give Angelena Jolie’s character a hug

18. CHiPs

Pretty dumb (yet great) comedy with some epic stunts. 

19. Contagion

This movie freaked me the fuck out cause the chances of this actually happening are probably so high it’s unreal

20. Coraline

Who knew claymation could be so extremely unsettling?

21. Crazy Stupid Love

Packed full of some pretty awesome people and a sweet twist ending

22. Don’t Breathe

Super freaky and slightly fucked up but damn is it an intensely good storyline

23. Easy A

Emma Stone is a boss ass bitch!!!

24. Er ist wieder da

Terrifyingly relevant in today’s society but it’s also super funny

25. Event 15

Jennifer Morrison’s arms. That is all

26. Ex Machina

Oscar Isaac’s character is a total nut job and it is a joy to watch. Really hope this movie isn’t, like, foreshadowing the future of technology or anything

27. Exit Through the Gift Shop

I love this because I feel like it’s the most insight we’ll ever get into who Banksy really is

28. Fack Ju Goethe

Insanely raunchy German movie with some of the most insane one-liners I have ever heard

29. Fanboys

A bunch of Star Wars nerds go on a road trip and Kristen Bell is there. Pretty perfect movie if you ask me

30. Finding Dory

Baby Dory is the cutest thing I have ever seen

31. Focus

Margot Robbie is in this

32. Friend Request

I am trash for Alycia Debnam-Carey and this is a wonderfully creepy thriller

33. Gayby Baby

This movie is proof that all humans are equal and we should fucking act like it

34. Get Out

Whoa Allison Williams is mind blowing. Also the story is exactly what we need right now. Can someone please make Trump watch this and then fear for his life?

35. Ghostbusters

Kate McKinnon licking a gun is the greatest scene in cinematic history

36. Girls Trip

Tiffany Haddish is a queen and this movie slays. A level of raunchy humor I have not seen in a long time

37. Guardians of the Galaxy

Coolio soundtrack and a coolio cast. Also Zoe Saldana is green so that’s neat

38. Hidden Figures

WOMEN ARE AMAZING

39. Hit and Run

Can Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell just make movies together forever? They are god damn adorable

40. Hurricane Bianca

The savagery in this film is unparalleled. Drag queens are the greatest people among us

41. Hush

Super unique storyline and very awesome to see a film with so little dialogue. You really get caught up in the characters and the plot

42. Identity Thief

I freaking love Melissa McCarthy and the fact that she is completely unafraid to do some crazy shit

43. Imagine Me and You

Why can’t there be 100 movies of Piper Perabo and Lena Headey being adorable together? That’s the content the world wants to see

44. In Time

Olivia Wilde plays Justin Timberlake’s mom and that is some weird shit. Super cool plot though

45. Inception

Trippyyyy. Am I dreaming right now? Probably not. But this movie made me believe that I am

46. Inside Out

Dammit this movie is adorable

47. Interstellar

WHAT IN THE WORLD EVEN IS THIS MOVIE. It’s pure art but also it made me cry three times so be ready

48. Jurassic World

Dinosaurs, bro. Katie McGrath gets eaten by one but I still think they’re cool

49. Keinohrhasen

Ugh romance sucks but for some reason this movie does not. Germans are great storytellers

50. Lady Bloodfight

Please watch this to see a bunch of beautiful, badass ladies kick each other’s asses

51. Life After Beth

Aubrey Plaza is very strange but in an amazing way. This is a zombie movie like you’ve never seen

52. Life As We Know It

Idk why but I think this movie is cute af

53. Lila and Eve

SUCH a twist at the end, my goodness. Viola Davis can do anything

54. Looper

Honestly I haven’t seen this in a while and I kinda forgot a lot of it but I remember thinking it was super epic

55. Lovelace

Yikes this movie is sad but boy is it amazing

56. Masterminds

Not gonna lie, this movie has some pretty dumb humor but I would watch the fight scene between Wiig and McKinnon a million times

57. Moonlight

This story is so incredibly important and it felt magical to witness a film that touches on so many important topics at once

58. Numb

I get cold just thinking about this movie

59. Oculus

This movie fucked me up, man. It has some pretty epic effects and a super crazy storyline

60. Office Christmas Party

What would normally be a mediocre party movie is saved by Kate McKinnon’s portrayal of a crazy bird lady

61. Okja

Do not watch this movie unless you are ready to be a vegetarian

62. Phoebe in Wonderland

This movie is too cute and has a super important message on mental health and also just like being a decent person

63. Phoenix

Man is this story deep. The ending is incredible and the characters are just so insanely well written

64. Pitch Perfect

Holy crap I love Anna Kendrick

65. Red Mist

Goth Katie McGrath. Enough said

66. Room

Ahhhhh this story is killer but it’s so so good. I cried so many times

67. Safety Not Guaranteed

Awesomely weird indie film with Aubrey Plaza. Really love the soundtrack

68. Salt

An hour and a half of Angelena Jolie kicking ass and taking names

69. Scott Pilgrim vs The World

One of the weirdest movies I have ever seen but it’s so charming and wonderful

70. Sinister

This movie is suuuper creepy 

71. Sisters

Excellent party movie. Maya Rudolph’s character is incredible and it also has Lilly from The Princess Diaries so it’s automatically good.

72. Spy

The number of incredibly savage insults McCarthy throws out during this movie is amazing. Also Miranda Hart is my spirit animal

73. Staten Island Summer

“Ms. Greeley, maybe you’ve had a little too much to drink...like forever”. 

Cecily Strong is a comedy goddess.

74. Surf’s Up

I just love penguins okay. Also Chicken Joe

75. Sweeney Todd

Helena Bonham Carter is a gift sent straight from heaven. Tim Burton’s crazy style fits this film so well and the cast absolutely blows it out of the water

76. Tallulah

Super sweet story even though it’s a tad bit fucked up

77. The Boy in the Striped Pajamas

Don’t watch this unless you’re ready to cry every day for the rest of your life

78. The Conjuring

Scary stuff bro. One of the only horror movies that doesn’t have super shitty writing. It also has Vera Farmiga so that’s a win

79. The Conjuring 2

I’m scared of nuns now

80. The Driftless Area

Such a random, beautiful story that falls into place so perfectly at the end. I’m in awe of the writing

81. La Luciernaga

I’m still blown away by how much I love this movie. Beautiful story about love blossoming from pain

82. The Girl on the Train

Emily Blunt is an insanely good actress and this proves it. Be ready for lots of close ups of her amazing face

83. The Heat

“What am I, the Queen of England?”

“I don’t know, does the Queen of England only wear sweatpants?”

84. The Help

Can Viola Davis and Octavia Spencer just star in everything please

85. The Martian

I want to eat space potatoes. Also kudos to this guy cause if I was stuck on Mars I would absolutely not survive

86. The Place Beyond the Pines

This movie is hella sad but it is a beautiful reflection of the things that drive us and how our families affect our lives 

87. The Ring

The super creepy images make this an epic watch and everything comes together so well in the end

88. The Secret Life of Walter Mitty

This is one of the most visually beautiful movies I have ever seen

89. The Throwaways

Katie McGrath beats a lot of people up and looks insanely good while doing it

90. The Time Traveler’s Wife

Rachel McAdams is a blessing and this movie is so damn good

91. The Voices

Watch this for the rude cat with a Scottish accent

92. The World’s End

This movie took a strange turn and ended up being entirely different than I expected but damn is it funny

93. They Came Together

This makes fun of everything I hate about romantic comedies so it’s pretty much the perfect movie

94. Toy Story

No, I absolutely did not cry at this

95. Veronica Mars

Veronica Mars is the greatest character ever invented thank you and goodbye

96. We’re the Millers

There’s a baby made of weed and Jennifer Anniston is a stripper. No ragrets

97. With Every Heartbeat

This is such a gorgeous movie and the storyline is a little weird but it’s gay so I’m a fan

98. Woman in Gold

I want to force every white supremacist out there to watch this movie because it is so touching. Also apparently Tatiana Maslany looks exactly like a younger version of Helen Mirren?? I am shooketh

99. Wonder Woman

Patty Jenkins and Gal Gadot are pure perfection. This movie is such an inspiration to women everywhere and it’s visually stunning. This is my favorite movie if you couldn’t tell

100. Zero Dark Thirty

America sucks but Kathryn Bigelow does not

[skittymon]

your personal top 5 moments in Arc-V(this should keep you busy)

Boy.

Okay so I was on mobile last night so I waited to answer this.

Also this isn’t necessarily my top 5 cause @chromsai are made an amazing list  of their top 5 moments and honestly about half of my favorite moments are on there but to give variety I’ll do other moments

5. Yuya and Yuto v Serena and Ruri (124-125)

oh god, this duel.

Okay first, after like one-hundred episodes, Yuto finally meets up with Ruri, that’s even longer than what the fruits had to wait. And he’s so happy to see her???

And he wants to save her from the Academia so bad??? That he switched cards with Yuya??? (I mean that kinda doesn’t make sense but its ygo so whatevs)

And then when Shun arrives to help save Ruri, Serena fucking tasers him.

Like damn, I know this is seriously but shit that’s funny. How the fuck did she get a taser??? Like damn if this wasn’t a card game anime she should have went and tasered Yuya and all of Leo’s problems would have been solved.

And then we learn about the parasites, and yea a lot of people don’t like them and think the plot point was stupid but you can’t deny that putting bugs into fourteen year olds head’s is pretty messed up.

AND THE FACE YUYA MAKES WHEN HE FINDS OUT YUZU ALSO HAS A BUG IN HER HEAD MY HEART.

And then, it happens.

THE BOI IS BACK. And he is m a d. Then not even two minutes later we get this sweet flashbacks of how Yuto and Ruri meet??? And god they’re cute I forgot how much I like this ship haha

Looks at how smitten this boy is, what a loser.

So the duel progresses, and it keeps switching who has the upper hand and once Serena and Ruri get the upper hand once more Mr. Ugly Face comes and is creepy and I don’t feel like getting the screen caps of him. 

But that leaves Yuya pissed, so of course he goes berserker. And honestly, that was the only time I was genuinely afraid of him. Like seeing berserker Yuya was always cool and stuff and he WRECKS SHIT. But this was different. ZARC ACTUALLY SHOWS UP. I get chills everytime I see this scene.

And Yuya’s feelings effect Yuto?? Like before this and even after this when Yuya is berserker Yuto most times isn’t unless Yugo and Yuri are around?? 

AND WE GET ODD EYES RAGING DRAGON WHO’S REALLY SCARY BUT ALSO REALLY PRETTY???? 

OF COURSE LETS NOT FORGET THE ICONIC LINE BY SAKAKI YUYA AND HIS SATAN FACE

4. Serena v Yugo (84-85)

So this might have to due with the fact that Yugo and Serena are two of my favorite characters from Arc-V BUT THIS WERE SUCH GOOD EPS.

First we start off with gold like I die every time I watch their introduction.

While this scene is very funny it also reflects their personalities. Serena, a child soldier, is taking this very seriously and is offended at what Yugo did. While happy-go-lucky Yugo is a ball of sunshine and is being very comical about this. They’re at opposite ends of the spectrum. 

Then when the duel starts all poor Yugo can think about is Rin (also our first time hearing Rin’s voice)

This odv backfires on Yugo cause he doesn’t think and just summons a monster in attack mode then ends his turn. Serena’s pissed because she’s been taught to take dueling seriously all her life and Yugo just did that. But he is taking it seriously??? He’s just a giant goof ball???? 

Luckily his feelings for Rin works both ways and he remembers what she told him about focusing, and Yugo apologizes to Serena about how he’s acting.

This duel isn’t just about Yugo’s development, Serena gets a lot too (which is awesome cause most times a duel only develops once character or waits until the opponent is defeated to develop the other one)

Both Yugo and Serena are very skilled duelists, but they’ve lived completely different lives. Yugo lived as a free spirit, learning to duel better so escape poverty and being on the streets. Serena’s was raised as a captive princess and was taught to be like a soldier. But the same time both of them just want to escape their old lives and find better ones.

This is shown a lot with how they react to the Action Cards Roger keeps trying to give Serena. At first Serena wants them cause she wants to win, but once she finds, or figures out, that it was a free handout she doesn’t grab them. She wants to win with her power. Her luck. She’s tired of people treating her differently and wants to prove herself. Yugo on the other hand will take all the free stuff. He’s not use to that, even if it cheap or cheating as long as it helps you in the long run then use it. 

Both of these philosophies hold valid points can and are both right in a sense. 

We get Yuya and Yugo synching again.

Serena being like ???? What is this???? People are cheering??? And I’m happy??? Dueling = fun??????

We see Serena and Yugo’s strongest monsters

THIS SCENE THAT, AND IM NOT EXAGGERATING, GETS MY HEART POUNDING EVERYTIME I WATCH IT

3. Yuya v Jack round 2 (96-98)

So the City is fucking rioting right now and because of Yuzu’s words to Yuya (my fruitsssss), he has the confidence to duel Jack again and win this time. And to tell the city to calm the fuck down and stop fighting with card games ffs

(Look at the Lancers being dramatic when ppl start raiding the area)

And I don’t get when ppl say the Synchro was a waste of time?? Like Yuya got so much confidence this arc?? And learned not just to convey his feelings but others as well??

And while entertaining Jack just fucking owns Yuya and Yuya’s upset that he can’t fulfill his dad’s legacy. The Jack motherfucking Atlas tells him to remember his own style of dueling. 

Because even tho Yuya has improved since ep 1, he’s still not ‘better’ at least entirely. He’s not wearing a fake smile anymore and he doesn’t joke about stuff anymore nor does he hide in goggles. BUT he still clings onto his father who disappeared three years. Trying to up load his legacy and he someone he can be proud of, when Yuya doesn’t need to do that. He doesn’t have to continue Sakaki Yusho’s dueling, he should create and show Sakaki Yuya’s dueling.  

At the same time, there’s nothing wrong with building off of someone and turning it into something else. Which is what Yuya learns through this duel. He’s Sakaki Yusho’s son and has inherited his dueling, but at the same time he’s the pioneer of Pendulum Summoning and has learned all the summoning methods - with the latest being Synchro.

So he takes what he’s borrow - his father’s dueling, ability to use other summoning methods - and combines it with what’s his own - Pendulum Summoning - can creates something that uses all three and gives it form.

Look at this boy realizing this his own dueling is a combination of everyone around him and how he was able to go further with Pendulum than he (and Zarc) ever imagined.

Also some ppl say that the Lancers don’t do shit??? Like look at these losers looking cool going to protect the City because that’s what they’ve came here to do.

THE CLIMAX OF THIS BATTLE IS BEAUTIFUL??? EVERYONE FROM SYNCHRO COMES TO SUPPORT YUYA LIKE HOLY SHIT. LOOK HOW EVERYONE COMES TOGETHER.

THEY EVEN BROUGHT BACK JEAGER FOR THIS MOMENT.

This was such a hyped duel. Like god I can’t watch it without grinning.

2. End of Maimi City Tournament (45-50)

Okay so this is where I have to stop using pictures because A) this is about five eps B) I’ve been doing this for about eight hours now (my pc is v slow loading the eps and I won’t let me save it as a draft) and C) I’m at 138 pic rn hahaha….

This is the first time the Standard duelists (and Serena) see the true terror of the dimensional war, and this is the first time Yuya has seen people use dueling for something so cruel.

People get carded, characters we cared about get carded, and it takes fucking what seven-ish of them to take down three Oblesik duelist. 

Like things are fucking crazy - Yuzu disappears, Yuya has flashbacks of Yuto’s memories, Yuya fucking duels Sora.

Oh god Yuya and Sora’s duel. Like yea, Sora’s duels with Shun are v fucked up but we’ve seen Yuya and Sora’s friendship grown since ep 5. And just gets stomped on.

Yuya can’t understand why Sora is doing what he’s doing, while Sora thinks it’s practically common sense (and he thinks it’s for a good cause). This is the first time Yuya’s philosophy is put into question and it’s the first time we truly see ‘duels without smiles’ and honestly it’s kinda terrifying.

The future Lancers only survivor through their teeth and even tho we just spent like ten episodes seeing characters like Yuya, Gongenzaka, and Yuzu get stronger, that’s not enough, and it’s sad but true.

This marks to point of no return for the Standard kiddies and for them to face the reality that not all duels can be dueled with smiles.

1. Yuto’s arrival (7) 

So rewind to 2014, sixteen year old me hasn’t watched ygo since episode like 7 of Zexal. I hear that there’s a new ygo series airing and I decide to check it out.

Nothing really sticks out to me. Okay, Yuya was a fine protag but besides that it seemed like a normal shounen to me. Father disappear mysterious before the plot, character’s have gag lines they spout every other sentence, duelists have cards that relate to their aesthetic or what they like, nothing new and kinda standard.

But still I watched the first couple of eps cause why not? The action duels are pretty enough and I loved Yuya’s tomato hair. 

Then episode 7 aired. 

I go on tumblr and see people freaking out - the spoilers have come out. Besides finales I don’t really care for spoilers so I check them out.

And there’s a guy who looks actually like Yuya.

I was genuinely shocked and interested in the plot (something I haven’t been since dark signers), and I watched the ep.

First I’m surprised that it’s Yuzu that discovers this important plot point, not Yuya (and the show continues to leave him in the dark till like ep 38). Also it implied that Yuzu is more important to the plot than we thought which like, blew my mind. Anzu may have been Yugi’s first friend but she didn’t add anything to the plot, Asuka’s plot was about her brother which ended at like ep 20 and had the SoL in season 2 then practically nothing in seasons 3 and 4. Aki was a signer which made her special, but not within the main characters cause they were all signers and her psychic powers got dropped and Kotori…lmao.

But Yuzu added to the plot??? She has something special to her self???? Besides the huge ass plot twist about trying to figure out who Yuto was we also had to figure out why Yuzu was special????

So while I stopped watching Arc-V, I still wanted to keep up with the show so I followed a few ppl who watched it and kept up with it because I wanted to know what the hell was going on.

Yea the ep itself wasn’t too noteworthy, but its the ep that got people questioning, got me truly invested in the show, and it’s the ep I tell people to get to to see if they’re interest in Arc-V. 

So thanks Yuto, it’s cause of you I officially got stuck in card games hell forever.

[pafsins2]

Everything Wrong And RIGHT With Phineas and Ferb Save Summer

SINS:

1.No special opening,all you get is a dumb logo.

2.”Summer is great” song #127

3.Discount Carmeldansen is back.

4.There's so much racism in these visuals

5.The soundtrack version leaves in the dialogue.

6.”A visual metaphor for the carefree days of summer..” Metaphors work better when you don't explain them.

7.Jay Leno comes in to get like 3 scenes and do be that memorable.

8.”Cauplet Bar Mitzvah” Ha Ha.

9.”I've got a good feeling about this” Never say that. Ever.

10.”Hatfield Wedding Reception” again, haw.

11.Doof says it's the LOVEMUFFIN service awards, but the banner says Disservice Awards.

12.And now he calls it that, why did he get confused before?

13.”What are the odds” Very high for the sake of a contrived coincidence.

14.There's a lot of “losing deposit” jokes in this show, weird.

15.Linda points out why Candace's freak out is dumb.

16. Also, ironic that a big SpiderMan fan is afraid of spiders.

17.Monogram is fired a freaking Deposit rather than the huge mess that was made by a big fight.

18.He's right, no reason to tear off the mustache.

19.And Carl still isn't getting paid!

20.The animal sounds kind of take away from the moment. In a funny way but still.

21.Haw Haw, Teens don't know VCR's.

22.They are jamming out with weird glasses thingys on and you don't that suspicious at all?

23.Insert Inconceivable Joke here.

24.Also, obvious padding is obvious.

25.We never see the possibly adorable Young Stacy.

26.An Awards show and a graduation happened in the morning? Those things would usually be in the evening, but anything to still have a normal Doof plot, sort of.

27.See, Doof wouldn't have to move the sun if he still had the back to the store inator. Curse you perry the platypus!

28.Also, moving the moon didn't work, so why would moving the sun work any better?

29.Oh, forgot to sin Doof's lame pun.

30.”We are rocking this place!” you are all idiots.

31.Because everyone wanted an Irving song....Actually, the sin is that I wanted one.

32.Yeesh, Irving's mom is pretty overprotective.

33.”Banjo playing hicks should be avoided” says Wander.

34.Doesn't checking the atmosphere sound like one of those boring things from Phineas and Ferb Interrupted.

35.Didn't Buford have tooth brushing on his routine back in Bully Bust?

36.”Duck is confused with the other duck” cliche

37.You think Monogram would tell his son he's been fired.

38.This moment with Carl is nice but the development for him pretty much stops after this.

39.Carl is now a great leader because Monty said they need one. Sure why not.

40.How does playing dead help at all?

41.Jeremy, that is not how you lead in to “clean the bathroom”

42.The diary in the grilled cheese cream  must be insane.

43.Why was Candace allowed into a 1st grade spelling be?

44.Why didn't you ask the boys about getting a unicorn? She doesn't know how busy they are yet.

45.The town that doesn't care about a giant rollercoaster or treehouse robots freaks out over brisk weather.

46. Can they not buy new sweaters?

47.Eh, I've seen worse reasons to attack a politician.

48.Perry is a dick to Roger by putting him on a building.

49.”You're large intestines wrapped around a tree' ...That's dark for a family show.

50. Dr Bloodpudding, yes that's his name, deserved more of a personality than...being Bananas for Cabanas.

51.”All of my inators work, it's that I don't use them properly” Finally, they point that out. They usually just say they don't work.

52.'So to you a building settling sounds like someone inhaling sharply” Even Rodney is good at sins.

53.Spiders are not insects.

54.Wait, Rodney heard him mentioning Carl and he didn''t do anything? And Monty could not have been loud enough for him to hear that.

55.They just let Stacy stick her hand in a spider cage? Especially with what happens.

56.Stacy is now a butt monkey.

57.'My fear of spiders got stacy bitten...but saved me!” Wow, what a dick.

58.How did he get those people here?

59.Netflix splits this up into two parts even though it always airs, in the US, as one big episode and they didn't do this for SBTY.

60.Discount West Side Story.

(Not too many other sins in the rest of the song cuz it's that good, so moving on)

61.We did a earth blowing up fakeout before but okay.

62.”And Roll Credits!” First of all, that's my job,and 2nd, no one said the title!

63.Wait, did Dr Bringdown have that weird monster hand thing before?

64.”You're fall is ruining summer' Maybe you're summer is ruining fall, ever think of that? Man, where's S'Fall when you need it?

65.Senor Killbot is probably racist.

66.”We don;t want to leave anyone out “ There's a Tumblr Joke in there...

67.Doesn't Doof hate pretzels?

68.”-will bring about a new Ice Age” Come on, we've already had 5 of thoses! ...Wait...

69.Doof was able to use a simple inator to move the Sun and the boys use this overly complex machine. Just saying, I think their roles are reverse.

70.”Going to the bad guy despite being outnumbered” cliché

71.”I'm not crazy about this new grilled cheese flavor”. Well, you are lactose interolant. Although maybe the cheese cancels out the lice cream part...

72.One of the world leaders is a dolphin. Okay then.

73.There's so many jokes to make about Obama being in this...

74.So the whole reason bad things happen for the rest of the special...is that Obama screwed up. ...You're making it way too easy!

75.Also, weren't Pretzels one of Doof's ideas that you hate?

76.Buford's line here is amazing but...he's not really yelling that much.

77.Of course the thing they need is where the spiders are.

78.”Someone screams so loud that it's heard in distances where they shouldn't hear it”cliche. Yes, this is common, they even did it in Cheer up Candace

79.”August” Whoa whoa, months are going by during all this?. This raises so many questions..

80.Yet another villain Doof teams up with turns out to be more evil and thus Doof doesn't care for him now.

81.So this has been going on for awhile, and no one;s tried to stop him? Not the Army, or anything like that? I can forgive Monogram since he got in a funk at least..

82.”They have a cave troll/' ...You're not in a cave.

83.Thanks for that image of Stacy.

84.Just wanna point out that this is a Disney product where they have to stop an everlasting Winter. This was a year after...that other one.

85.”Remember when you helped us rescue Klimpaloon” No, because this aired before that one. Gosh darn it Disney.

86.”Or when you climbed on the motor of a baguette boat after I gave you a similar pep talk” Again, don't point you are rehashing something.

87.”I don't even remember what I was afraid of” “Spiders” Wow, Phineas is a dick/idiot

88.”This is the same brawl we had earlier” I could tell by the recycled animated. How I do know it's reused? Rodney pops up in this brawl even though he's supposed to with Doof.

89.”Oh look, a horse in a bookcase” Don't tease me, I'm still not over his cancellation.

90.Candace can not be so stupid as so to confuse a fat rabbit with a slow turtle

91.You know, I am not sure all the stuff about moving the earth is 100 percent scientifically accurate...

92.Hey, doesn't Rodney have a son? I wonder how he feels about all....this.

93.The way they OWCA back is just...so dumb. Funny but...dumb.

94.But even by this logic, how does Monogram have the power to fire his superior?

95.They sure got rid of their winter clothes quickly.

96.I want a “blow up earth setting' on my editing software.

97.Also, Dance Party Ending.

98.And we end this big special...with more Irving. And that earth  blowing up joke again

EPISODE SIN TALLY: 98

SENTENCE: Your sinew's torn apart by a grizzly (Your large intestines wrapped around a tree...)

….Well, even for a special that was...a lot of sins, more than SBTY, Mission Marvel, and both parts of Where's Perry combined? That's really odd, given it's problem aren't really small things or even certain scenes like with MM for example. I do sometimes stretch for a sin, did I do that more with this? Ah well, I stand by most of them so the count is fair.

Let's look at the wins.

WINS:

1.I like the other “Summer” songs more but this one is still pretty good. I especially love the build up.

2.I also like the outfits, one of which involves a big Doctor Who Gag!

3.I also like the acknowledgment of Summer only being in the Northern Hemisphere at the moment.

4.I also also like the “I Love Sweden' sign during the  Welcome to Toyko Callback. Nice.

5.I like that we get started right away. No lead in to the big idea, we start with the song, and Perry is off. It works because there's a lot to set up, so no point in wasting time.

6.I don't remember, do people like Jay Leno? Eh, he has his moments in this, when he gets them. Also , Colonel Contraction is a funny name.

7.The “Capulet” and Hatfield thing is rather clever.

8.Doof's jeans rant is great, especially Norm's reaction

9.Reveal of where Carl is from!

10.Seeing the agents fight the LOVEMUFIN guys is pretty awesome.

11.I like how the incident that makes Monogram lose his job isn't his fault. The agents just got a bit heated. He even tried to calm them down. Makes it so you do feel bad for him when he is fired, instead of possibly siding with Jay Leno

12.The Candace plot seems slightly pointless, but it works in it's own right, as we'll see later.

13.I like that it's over the Security Despot. It's meant to be a joke, but he even mentions that he would usual forgive this due to Monogram's service to OWCA, but this is just unforgivable, and in the context of this world, it kind of make sense. It's small but important.

14.Monogram is fired but does he whine, complain, or anything like that? Nope, he takes it with dignity and knows he must step down. It's shown as a joke with the animals chiming in, which is funny, but it's somehow still a great moment for his character.

15.Candace stepping into the big idea without knowing it is funny.

16. Padding it may be, a subplot with Wallace Shawn is always a win.

17.5 Year old Candace is freaking adorable.

18.This is a solid set up for her plot.

19.Overly complicated doof plot's are always fun.

20.Irving's big solo is hilarious. The extended version is even better.

21.Buford's little joke here is funny. Not the best Buford moment in the special but we'll get to it.

22.”You have full sized molds of all us” Nevermind, this is the weirdest/funniest callback ever.

23.Monty appearing without Vanessa for the first time!

24.Carl's pigeon typing reading skills.

25.This moment between Monty and Carl is great. Especially after them not getting along too well in the past, at least at the start of their previous adventure.

26. “Hey monty? Thanks” D'aww.

27.Monogram at Slushy Burger is hilarious.

28.Now Monogram's exist is just plain funny

29.As is the reveal as to what Jeremy wanted him to do.

30.It's small but I like that Candace basically a big idea, inventing an ice cream flavor, all on her own.

31.Rainbow is best Unicorn.

32.I do love how Danville freaks out so much over brisk weather. I don't know, easily freaked out citizens is funny to me.

33.I like how Roger does at least seem to attempt to help. He may be a jerk but he's not n awful mayor, meaning he's far from the worst politician ever. Insert you know who joke here.

34.The “Bananas for Cabanas” guy is named Dr Bloodpudding. BEST NAME EVER.

35.”We can make it a musical number” I like this guy.

36. Doof gets a win for an inator working and being useful for evil, even if it goes too far.

37.Dr Diminutive gets my vote for funniest LOVEMUFFIN member besides Doof with bits like this one.

38.”I'm expressing how I feel, through music.” Now that's funny.

39.The conflict is a very solid one, with Summer being in jerprody. And every part works, from how Doof starts it, to how Monogram being fired gives LOVEMUFFIN room to step in and be dangerous.

40.I love this song. West Side Story homages are always a win but this gets a point for having LOVEMUFFIN be so...competent!

41.Buford's Demonstration is great.

42.Dr Bringdown is funny

43.Senior Killbot is great.

44.Fun Fat: In the Spanish dub,he speaks English, which is a nice touch.

45.Gotta love LOVEMUFFIN's logo.

46.I like Rodney as a more serious villain, it kind of fits him honestly.

47.I find it neat that people like Irving's performance.

48.Carl trying out his “Good Morning Agent P”

49.Reaching out globally!

50.I want to know more about that Dolphin.

“This must be a special episode, he's yelling at his sister again” ….+5

56.Going into August does show that this situation is more dire, with how it gets colder over a period of time, so it works.

57.This Doof/Monogram scene is great. It effectively gets Monogram out of his funk, and is a good moment.

58.I just gotta seeing Monty in action again is pretty cool.

59.This is where Candace's arc comes together. It's simple but effective thanks to a neat Phineas speech.

60.Diminutive's height actually helps him out!

61. Facing your fear!

62.This is a pretty exciting climax, with how everything comes together.

63.Candace saves the day!

64.Even in defeat, Rodney has to mock Doof, rather than whine or anything like that.

65.As I said, the way they get OWCA back is funny. And I like how they get rid of Jay Leno.

66.Monogram can grow a mustache. That's...amazing.

67.And we end on that neat opening song again.

68.And the great Buford movie joke!

69.And in the credits, more of the Irving song!

EPISODE WIN TALLY: 69 (…)

REWARD: Grilled Cheese Ice Cream

Well, that's the highest win tally so far! Not too hard given this is a recent thing, but that's more than Mission Marvel. This did have more small good things since it's that kind of special.  This may not have the extreme highs of certain specials, but it's still great in it's own way.

So yeah, this was plenty of fun. I really do wonder how our other specials will far, guess we'll see. In the meantime, tune in next week for old timey stuff, picnics, and 3 creepy tales. See ya then.

[serene-serein]

Save Yourself, Don’t Watch Death Note

I documented my thoughts while watching the new Death Note movie so...here you go.

1. Music is nice 2. Tf is this opening scene 3. ....the quiz ?????? 4. edgy hair and all 5. Typical misunderstood girl 6. THE CIG?????? 7. what's with the dramatic wind???? did no one else see the book?? (1:37:26) 8. random hard rain???? 9. Bullies wtf 10. the girl 11. light WTF (1:36:34) 12. he sounds like an 8 year old 13. he acts like an 8 year old 14. Mia lied cuz she a ho 15. Light shut up UR SO EDGY!!! (1:35:21) 16. HIS MOM??? SHOULDNT BE DEAD?? 17. okay principal is a dick but tbh it's an edgy movie what did I expect 18. he still likes her why 19. detention?????? 20. he looks so gross 21. HE ACTS GROSS WTH (1:34:12) 22. the book looks gross 23. EW CREEPY TONGUE LICK 24. why r u reading it out loud 25. the book has been used?? why?? what?? 26. also there should be lines 27. RYUK??? BBY?????? he didn't try to scare him  in reality unmmmm what 28. "Hello?" @ monster (1:32:55) 29. RYUK LOOKS COOL DUDE 30. screaming omg I'm dead kill me 31. THE SCREAMING (1:32:14) 32. u fuckin child 33. APPLE! 34. cool voice 35. more screaming 36. AND THEN HES FINE????????? 37. "I'm asleep" stereotype 38. I love Ryuk babe 39. but what'd they do to him 40. LIGHT'S FACEEEEE IM DED (1:30:47) 41. bullies aren't like that um 42. so now Ryuk is the bad guy? 43. "I don't have a pen" 44. why does Ryuk have a pen 45. WHY IS LIGHT LISTENING 46. um wtf 47. DECAPITATION??????? 48. "Watch" IM 49. HIS FACE (1:29:02) 50. decapitated by a ladder 51. GORE IS OFF THE CHARTS 52. and then Ryuk is like "k now here lemme accept it" 53. WHAT (1:28:15) 54. apparently his dad is a drunk and they live in a trailer 55.  Light is apathetic towards the bully dying and so is the dad 56. "death of someone? meh. cheating? OH DEAR GAWD" 57. edgy kid and so disrespectful (1:26:53) 58. ......what is this family ??? 59. Light is so disrespectful and the dad doesn't even care 60. edgy music 61. A P P L E 62. what, u gonna kill ur daddy? 63. "Don't trust Rie-uk" NOT HOW U SAY IT 64. monster in the closet ;) (1:25:06) 65. let's play with the creature in the closet! 66. human hand 67. fast eating 68. screaming again 69. "Ree-you-k" a so much better 70. casually talking (1:24:13) 71. what is this... 72. "UR FINGERS R HUGE" WHAAAAT [funny line tho cuz that’d be me] 73. "No shark attacks while someone's on the toilet" admittedly funny 74. they act as if this is a casual occurrence 75. IGNORES RULES AND WARNINGS AND DECIDES TO KILL OKAY YEAH SURE (1:22:45) 76. "Gotta get mummy's killer" oh give me a break 77. Of course he's gorging himself 78. *from earlier* light didn't care about the bully dying for more than two seconds 79. that's..such an improbable way to die (1:21:10) 80. bad hiding 81. Light is so bad at hiding 82. "Ur ma was a hippie" oh okay that explains his name 83. UM LIGHT WTF UR SO BAD AT ACTING 84. EVERYONE IS BAD AT ACTING KMS 85. fuckin Ryuk 86. I like his face tho is cool (1:19:43) 87. openly uses book in school 88. "Kenny was a sociopath... i wish id seen it" 89. Mia is a bitch 90. they're awkward 91. she's so weird 92. BAD ACTING ABOUT IT 93. "Can't tell you" "k bye" "U WANNA KNOW?" (1:17:54) 94. she doesn't see Ryuk 95. "Ur poetry sucks" funny 96. HIS FUCKING FACE WHEN SHE SEEs IT 97. "I have a death god" and she S M I L E S and then just stays cuz it's so normal 98. "Lemme kill someone to prove to you" (1:16:27) 99. same school thing okay that's fine 100. why wouldn't the police just shoot him 101. Hit by a truck and that's not how it....I'm..what 102. "I killed him" BITCH RUN 103. he's a sociopath. simple 104. she doesn't care (1:14:55) 105. okay so he has an easy excuse. mommy issues 106. "Think I'm crazy?" "No, not crazy enough. we could change the world" 107. sneaking into the house together what 108. why am I spending time watching this 109. STOP KISSING PLS 110. "YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO ASK" Oh okay so no consent? sure fine totally (1:13:40) 111. and they have sex okay sure 112. HIS FACE IS WHAT 113. creepy relationship 114. kissing while killing 115. Asian guy killed 116. laughing at it 117. THEY made up the name? oh hell no (1:12:08) 118. OH MY GOD "killer in Japanese so they'll look on the wrong continent" 119. laughing at it all 120. riots for him????? I can't even tbh 121. Kira is suddenly a good guy for everyone okay sure whatever u ass 122. HEY IS IT L HEY HEY 123. "Tokyo nightclub" YOU ASSES (1:10:00) 124. hey it's my boy L yo 125. he looks stupid snooping around the scene 126. bad acting 127. L is cool ig 128. I'm so confused what is this 129. very very bad acting 130. ....THE SINGING!!!!! 131. and somehow L falls asleep to it (1:07:48) 132. obvious green screen 133. Light is so obvious 134. "Is there a complaint department if I don't like one of Kira's choices" I like the dad he's funny 135. dad ig looks similar in a whitewashed way 136. all the papers on the ground and "eat shit" cuz that's normal 137. the screen wasn't even in a phone call okay 138. Watari never showed his face (1:04:57) 139. why is his dad so rude 140. no voice changer 141. he's so messy what 142. candy obsession 143. thanks for the true to anime sitting that's good 144. HOW DO YOU KNOW SEATTLE? 145. oh first kill? (1:03:49) 146. and now she's manipulative 147. "It's not like that" How do you know?? 148. not bad representation of L 149. you can't tell his age go away 150. ice cream pfft 151. "REST YOUR GLUTES" Funny 152. how did the police miss that (1:01:14) 153. why would you trust Light's dad then 154. speaking with Kira okay that's actually realistic 155. L never, and I mean NEVER, showed his face publicly 156. does light have nothing better to do 157. "He's a coward" Oh yeah do it 158. Ryuk I love you (59:17) 159. Ryuk laughing ily 160. okay so you got it light that sure okay fine 161. "THEN, James, ID BE DEAD" I love him 162. funny scene 163. why is Light sneaking downstairs You're so Obvious 164. SO OBVIOUS WTH 165. ...how is his dad so...oblivious 166. irony 167. ...more obviousness wth (56:53) 168. "A particularly bright kid" no he obviously isn't 169. stalker is obvious 170. and she's the manipulater okay 171. "Care-a" 172. SASSY LIGHT WOOT 173. she's a bitch 174. she's going to write in it isn't she 175. probably took it 176. she's a bitch okay (54:39) 177. *from earlier* why'd they change the if you touch the note thing 178. oh so the heart attack thing is back 179. agent franks is being controlled 180. L is shocked sureeeeeeeee not how he is tbh 181. what's this pop music I like it 182. inappropriate timing tho 183. and they walk off the building I'm screaming okay whatever 184. in Japan? what 185. screaming about the death note in school 186. OBVIOUSLY IT WAS HER 187. Ryuk is so sassy 188. okay so Ryuk’s killing them? Jesus that's not how it works 189. you can't kill a god of death idiot 190. what's with the name thing (51:37) 191. she's so demented 192. his dad already what is going on 193. she's insane and wanting to kill his dad.... 194. SHES TRYING TO GET HIM TO KILL HIS DAD?!?! 195. Mia what the actual fuck 196. L isn't bad 197. his dad is ready to die? (49:22) 198. is he going to kill his dad cuz I feel like he is 199. what's with L's old phone? 200. okay so he's figured out who Kira is 201. what's with the sleeping? 202. I love how Ryuk is in the book Light is reading 203. casual approaching 204. HIS SITTING L I like you 205. confronting him... 206. LIGHT IS SASSY 207. why is Ryuk like this I wonder (46:53) 208. cool lighting tho 209. giving himself away 210. face shown 211. why are they fighting 212. "I dont even carry a gun, it's distracting" best line 213. L is actually cool 214. light is fucking insane 215. no one notices the fighting 216. ew here SHE is again 217. push her into the mud she's ugly 218. "I'm a cheerleader. nothing mattered before you" best excuse 219. "I love you" I'm.. (44:16) 220. ew ew ew ew ew they're so gross 221. you need his full name um 222. not going to kill Watari 223. only 1 name able to be burned okay 224. creepy monk orphan 225. CREEPY MONK ORPHANAGE 226. why is Watari listening 227. Mia go away pls 228. L doesn't think this is weird with Watari? (41:18) 229. the tattoo is cool behind L’s ear but why is it there 230. I like L actually 231. he freaks out? unlike his character  232. top hat 233. casual L 234. so obvious um 235. girl isn't even gone and now they're talking 236. unlike L's character (39:21) 237. she's still there 238. Police brutality UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM 239. CHOKE HOLD?! 240. THREATENING TO KILL L!!! 241. UM LIGHT WHAT THE FUCK 242. WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCK 243. AND HIS FUCKING FATHER???? (38:18) 244. pfft Ryuk 245. "Is there anything I need to know" he would 100% support Kira 246. L in the background 247. completely calm after this ???? 248. did they not look into the girl 249. why is Watari singing 250. Light is so obvious 251. THE TOPHATTT 252. Watari is probs going to die (35:41) 253. CREEPY ORPHANAGE 254. ghostly panting???????????? [subtitles] 255. Ryuk can't..I'm ...what 256. this is actually a cult tho 257. secret tunnel okay yes 258. what's with the weird music (34:12) 259. why is L so strung out 260. awkwardly morose 261. homecoming awkwardness 262. TOP HAT 263. middle fingers wouldn't be allowed 264. rat 265. I bet Watari is going to die. Light will probably be too late to/forget to burn the page 266. what happened to the monks? why did they leave the papers? plot hole 267. top hat 268. frosted tips like [ex’s name] 269. "Normal people scare me" the worst thing yet (31:32) 270. called it. Watari is dead 271. I don't get what the page 272. ohh to burn his name 273. she's fucking creepy and weird 274. and Light doesn't really care 275. top hat (29:21) 276. and then hugging 277. she's insane..... 278. "I saved you again" I'm screaming 279. ....what the actually hell is wrong with her. LIGHT FUCKING DUMP HER 280. I absolutely hate her 281. why is she able to write in it 282. ...and of course she killed him 283. she's insane, like actually completely insane (27:35) 284. What's with all the rules thing 285. I ACTUALLY HATE HER WHAT THE HELL 286. Ryuk wouldn't let this happen he isn't a bad guy 287. L is now even more insane and going to kill Light 288. inappropriate music 289. Light's ugly running (26:19) 290. why didn't he burn his own page 291. why didn't he put her in there towards the end so she couldn't see it 292. Plot holes 293. WRITE HER FING NAME (24:50) 294. did he leave the book 295. L is coming for you bitch also he can't drive so 296. inappropriate music and close ups 297. L is cool lol look @ his awesome running 298. ohhhh he's cool (23:22) 299. parkour 300. Light's running is like not pressing the correct buttons on a quick time 301. L's running is awesome 302. nice lighting tbh 303. KILL HIM KILL HIM (21:50) 304. "Lord Kira" kill me 305. is this supposed to be a romantic scene when she wrote his name in the book? 306. he's carrying a gun like literally what 307. he should kill her (20:30) 308. KILL HER KILL HER 309. inappropriate music 310. "Lets run away together" 311. she's insane and still smiling 312. he probs wrote her name (19:28) 313. probs pushes him out 314. oh look @ Ryuk 315. OH YESSSSSS HE KILLED HER OH YES 316. his reasoning 317. "You said you loved me I thought you wouldn't take it" you moron (18:17) 318. why would you take it back 319. did she already burn his page? 320. why is Ryuk involved 321. shouldn't they both die? they're both in it 322. THE MUSIC IS BACK WHAT 323. the book why would you catch it 324. THE MUSIC IS SO INAPPROPRIATE IM SCREAMING (16:51) 325. oh there they go! bye bye b 326. I love Ryuk's smile 327. the slowmo 328. everyone's faces 329. the flowers exploding 330. is Light alive???? 331. is she??? 332. I'm confused tbh (16:02) 333. she's dead 334. L is still alive yay! 335. free death note page 336. omfg it burned no 337. Light is alive probs 🙄 338. who took the random book? (14:45) 339. more killings 340. apparently everyone hates L?? that's not how he was treated 341. Who is this guy that picked up the book 342. why would you give back the book (13:42) 343. such an obvious place to leave it 344. the phone screen isn't on a call 345. is he going to wake up 346. yes 347. oh and he keeps the book you weirdo 348. she was insane why is he sorry 349. his dad is ugly and gross go away (12:10) 350. WAIT PLOT HOLE he was supposed to be in a coma but his dad knocked. his dad wouldn’t know he’s awake? 351. Dad somehow doesn't care it was Light 352. L what are you doing 353. is his dad going to join in... oh no 354. why would you need to write all this down idek man 355. what is L doing..oh nvm wait why did he act surprised by this (9:07) 356. so now L is thrown off course? oh going to write Light's name? 357. do it son, pls do it he's ugly 358. inappropriate music 359. Ryuk laughing (7:30)