#also alberta DESERVES 2 b overrun w rats

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rose: I’m pretty good at remembering the states, but if you give me Canada, I only know where Alberta is because it’s the rat-free province.

roxy: ratproof forncefield

dave: guess i cant go :/

dirk: They’re slowly being pushed out. Toronto will fall.

roxy: th truth is theres 500 wizards in alberta an dnobody else. thye are cosntantly castign a magyckal hex that prevenrts rats from enterign. thye will never rest adn their work will never be odne

dirk: Fun fact, a bunch of maritimers keep moving to Alberta, so there’s actually plenty of rats there, but you didn’t hear that from me.

rose: Get their ass.

dave: alberta rat gang 2020 we trebuchet rats into alberta

dirk: Dude, fuck yeah. Let’s do it. Alberta Rat Gang 2020, let’s do it.