#also absolutely obsessed with how they're standing in this picture

[evermore-4-life]

they're so tlgad coded

[inkedinshadows]

Azriel headcanons

Since I'm working on too many fics and not finishing even one, here's a list of random headcanons I have about our favorite shadowsinger. Seriously, they're very random.

I have so many more, but I didn't want this to be too long lol. Let me know if I should write more of them.

If it weren't for his scars that make it impossible for him (it'd probably be really uncomfortable), Azriel would wear rings. And I mean a lot of them, on both hands. Very slutty of him if you ask me. This is how I imagine it to look like:

And necklaces as well. Like silver little chains and similar.

Azriel is 100% a cat person. I don't think I need to say more, we can all agree on this, right?

The shadowsinger can sing, we all know that. But my current obsession is him playing the piano. He probably learned while healing his hands when he was a child because it helped with coordination. He's really good at it, but he doesn't play in front of people. Only for you. (I wrote a fic about this: Play It For Me)

He has a very neat handwriting. Again, he had to practice a lot after his hands were burned to use them properly again. I picture something like this:

He's the kind of "monster" that eats pizza with a knife and fork instead of just cutting slices and using his hands (I'm Italian, I'm allowed to say this). He would also always stick to the same pizza, never changing the topping too much (relatable). He'd probably keep it simple, with mozzarella, black olives, and maybe anchovies if he feels extra.

Since we're talking food, if you are out on a date or just eating at a restaurant or whatever and you order something you end up not liking, he's swapping your dishes and giving you his. If you do like it but you also like his a lot, then he asks you if you want to share and eat half of each.

He's not a cocktail guy. Here as well, he likes to keep it simple: whiskey, brandy, wine if he's eating, and beer if he's hanging out with Cassian. If he does drink a cocktail, his go-to choices are Black Russian, gin and tonic, Old Fashioned, Manhattan, and Negroni (which might be an Italian cocktail, I'm not sure).

Oh, and he loves coffee. Black, no sugar, no cream. Mostly espresso, but also full mugs of it, especially in the morning.

Azriel loves turtleneck sweaters. Leather jackets are another favorite. When he's out, he mostly wears black or dark jeans, but at home? Sweatpants. Those infamous grey sweatpants we all love. Again, very slutty. He bought them without thinking too much about it, but once he saw your reaction to him wearing them, they became his favorite piece of clothing out of everything he had ever owned.

On the topic of clothing, we know he mostly wears black, but we also know he loves Winter Solstice. He could be easily convinced to wear one of those ugly Christmas sweaters, especially if you bat your eyelashes at him. He can never say no when you give him doe eyes. He'll complain about it, but he secretly loves it, even more so if you're wearing a matching one. The first three are nice and simple and cute, the other two if you want to embarrass him a little (but he still wouldn't say no):

Same goes for Halloween. Couple costumes? He's down. Would he admit he likes it? Probably not. Would he refuse to do it until you're begging him to, just so he can see your cute pout? Absolutely. And of course, he lets you do his make-up.

He smokes. Not much, just 2/3 cigarettes throughout the day, but it can be more if he's stressed or nervous. (Just imagine the hand in the first picture with a cigarette, it's just the perfect position already. I don't smoke and I can't even stand the smell, but I would honestly let Azriel blow the smoke in my face fr)

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[kagamesayu]

shidou ryusei x bimbo!reader

c/w . implied female reader, implied smut, fluff, shidou ryusei is crazy for you wc: 1 k a/n . shidou ryusei my beloved. literally obsessed with his crazy ass ugh <3 reblogs and comments appreciated ✧*.

pt 1, pt 2

imagine...

shidou who loves every bit of you. your short pink skirt that shows off your panties every time you jump around, your too tight shirts that show off your body and the way you make him feel like the smartest person in the world.

like - no baby, pikachu is not a real animal.

you bounce off each others energies so well, your dynamic is literally popular jock x popular cheerleader. he'd be at games and look for you in the stands, pointing and blowing kisses in your direction. and you'd return them in fervor, shaking your 'ryu-baby you can do it!!!' sign that was decorated with pink glitter and cut-out hearts.

he once flashed his tits to you while sticking his tongue out. you'd almost returned the favour but your friend stopped you. truly lucky for everyone, cause if you had done that ryusei would , firstly, destroy every camera in that stadium and then give everyone concussions because nobody but him could look at your bahonkers.

shidou who adores how your hands look in his. your acrylic nails that leave a delicious sting whenever they touch him beautifully contrast his own dull short nails that you manicured yourself.

"babe you need to look after your nails! at the very least let me paint a base coat!" you'd pout at him, fluttering your pretty eyelashes at him while holding his hands close to your chest.

usually when you went out together he'd hold you by the waist, but every time you get new acrylics he'd hold you by your hands. he loves playing with your nails, feeling the new textures you'd gotten.

he'll let you paint his nails too, makes you promise to get your painted the colour of his tip.

shidou who tells everyone about his beautiful partner. at this point, everybody in the world knew you were together, with how obnoxious he was about your relationship. in every interview he's able to bring you up. doesn't matter if no one asked him, he'll talk about you.

and he almost always gives them a little too much info.

"what i think of the other team? think they all suck. saw one of them lookin' at m' doll and i was gonna knock 'im out! i mean - i get it. they're fuckin' hot but they're mine."

"o-ok, well-"

"ya'll know about us right? i'm taken by her," he shows a polaroid picture of you he put on the back of his phone. "and she's mine. she's so cute too, almost sued dog treat companies cause she thought they were made from actual dogs."

"yes, let's move on-"

"and look - she painted my nails. painted them the colour of m' eyes."

"alright that's cute-"

"she painted hers the colour of my tip-"

"ANYWAYS."

shidou who loves doing makeup with you. yes he only has to do eyeliner, but he loves distracting talking to you while you get yourself ready to go out.

he absolutely adores helping you put on lip gloss. he has you seat on his lap, a hand holding your jaw while the other holds the applicator. he definitely steals a few kisses first though. wets your lips he says and you just nod along, too dumb to realise that the lip gloss does that for you.

that doesn't mean he doesn't kiss you after applying the gloss though. after making you smack your lips together he dives in like he's going for a goal, sucking and biting your bottom lip. you'd get so angry cause you'll have to clean your makeup up, but he doesn't care too much. he'll just sit there, pink smeared over his lips as you fret over your appearance.

he also loves when you help him draw on his eyeliner. he'll have his chin pressed on your fantastic titties, one of your hands on the back of his head as the other held the liner.

when this happens his eyes always seem to take in your features. the wrinkle of your eyebrows or the way your mouth is slightly open, he loves looking at you.

shidou who has to be pulled back by you every time he gets into a fight. it could be for any reason. they were looking at him funny, they were looking at you periodt, they were getting too close, anything and everything gets him riled up. especially if it involves you. his special little doll he loves so much.

he's got to protect what is his after all.

you'd hold him from behind both hands on his chest as you try to pull him away. "baby they're not worth your time!"

"those fuckers called ya dumb doll! ain't no fuckin' way i'd let that slide!" only he was allowed to call you that. he's growling, dangerous smirk on his face as the veins on his arms and neck stand up. this, you think, is when he's the most sexy.

the only way to stop him is to direct his anger into a different place.

you step closer, pressing your plush breasts against his back, the hand on his chest sliding up to his neck as the other moved to hold his shoulder.

"mm...but baby it's getting really hot here, and i really really want you." you stand on your tippy toes, pouted lips pressing against his ear as you whisper into his it.

his anger almost fully vanishes, gone with the guys who 'insulted' you. now his anger changes to something else, something more...dangerous.

to you, that is. cause you won't be walking for the next few days.

shidou who after tussles with people, lets you nurse him back to health. loves when you play doctor cause he get's all of your attention to himself.

doesn't matter if it's a bruise or if its his cut up knuckles, you tend to all his injuries with loving care. of course, you don't really know what your'e doing but it's the thought that counts! and he won't stop you when you use cute kuromi plasters on his wounds.

yes they are glittery, and pink and cutesy. yes everyone at training talks about how lovesick he looks when he stares at his fingers. but does he care? no.

[x-on-the-calendar-business]

exploring panic!'s a fever you can't sweat out/live in denver boxset

a couple of years ago, i managed to snag this for $150, which is still crazy to me, and it's definitely my favorite thing i've ever owned. i feel like i haven't seen many people detailing the contents of it, and since it's such a cool relic, i wanted to share this beauty with everyone.

it comes with the live in denver dvd (left) and a fever you can't sweat out cd (right). the cover art and discs are SO fucking pretty and cool i'm so obsessed with them. i love how it really feeds into that 20s/30s theme they had going on this era.

then it has these 4 photo cards which are all such beautiful photos. the first one especially is one of my all time favorite panic photos. the b&w filter also fits this era so well.

this is a phenakistiscope. you stand in front of a mirror and spin it around while looking through the cracks so it looks like the girl is dancing (instructions are included on the back).

this is a tour program for the live in denver tour. it includes all the tour dates, as well as a guide to their discography. including pictures of the inside would exceed my image limit, so if anyone wants a post detailing this item, i'd be more than happy to post that!

self explanatory but it's a mask reminiscent of the but it's better if you do music video.

there's this SUPER cool poster that i'd love to hang up on my wall but i'm too scared to in case it ruins it. i'm actually so obsessed with this thing.

this is something else i can't include detailed pictures of due to the image limit, but honestly there isn't a lot of lore or super interesting stuff inside of it. however, i'd still be happy to detail it more in another post.

there's this GORGEOUS notebook that i'm also too scared to actually do anything with. it is actually quite a thick notebook. i looove the detail of the "PANIC!" barely visible in the middle of the pages.

now onto my absolute favorite part of this thing:

these cards for each song on fever are SO fucking cool and i love them so much. they're printed on really nice material too; they don't feel cheap and have this grainy feel to them too (idk how else to describe it) and it works so well. luckily i'm able to post individual pictures of each one.

so the back of all of them have the lyrics printed like that but i won't be able to post pictures of that for each one.

they just all encapsulate the theme of each song perfectly while also fitting so well with the aesthetic that they had this era. like my jaw dropped when i saw these for the first time. (side note: i'm not sure why they numbered intermission as number 12 when it should be 8 based on the album. i also don't know why they skipped introduction since they included intermission).

all in all, this is the coolest piece of merch a band has ever put out imo. like no one is doing it like this anymore. i'd been yearning for it since i was 14 so i'm so glad i was able to find it as such a steal of a price. i'll never shut up about owning it and if you're able to get your hands on it i cannot recommend it enough.

[thefiery-phoenix]

YANDERE EUNTAE LEE(VASCO) HEADCANONS

Words cannot describe how much I adore this cinnamon roll and simp for this man. Cue the pterodactyl hyper fangirling and screeching from my side for him lol. One picture wouldn't do this buff cinnamon roll justice so I had to go all out for him

Look, he's an absolute cinnamon roll. He's also a romantic at heart. When he lays his eyes on you, that's when he realizes you're the one. He's a bit awkward and shy around girls but with you, he's all the more shy. It's almost adorable how flustered he gets when someone mentions you to him. Yet he's at a conflict with himself, he's worried that if he confesses to you you'll end up rejecting him. Which is why he has his loyal Burn Knuckles gang members to help him back him up. Vasco as a yandere would be extremely clingy, over protective, obsessive and possessive

He can't stand it when people look down on others. He can't stand bad guys. So what does he do when he sees you getting bullied or harassed by someone? He doesn't hesitate to jump into a fight to be your knight in shining armor despite all the bruises and wounds he's received. He just wants to protect you, keeping you safe and protecting you is always his number one priority. When you thanked him with that cute and adorable smile of yours, he swore he felt his heart stop beating and visions of you both getting married and having a little golden retriever as a pet and having a family together flashed in his mind. Which probably explained why he was so flustered and kept blushing like a tomato the whole time

He'll stare at you like you've descended from the heavens when you compliment him on his tattoos. You actually like them? Oh, you like his hair and his style too? Are you even a real person? You're an angel in his eyes. An angel who can do nothing wrong. Now, his mind will be occupied with you and of course his right hand man Jace would obviously know something is up with him. When he realizes Vasco's feelings of love for you exceed the usual and normal feelings of love, he calls an emergency meeting with the rest of the Burn knuckles members. Not because they're worried about his obsessive feelings of love for you that are getting out of control, rather, because they need to make sure you belong to Vasco no matter what. They're his loyal friends and family who'll be willing to follow him to the ends of the earth, you really think they wouldn't do whatever it takes to make him happy by ensuring you're with Vasco?

The Burn Knuckles members take their job quite seriously in making sure you're Vasco's. "Hey Jace...who's that lousy moron hitting on them?'' asked Ira Oh as he kept staring at you being hit on by some random jerk. Jace narrowed his eyes. "He obviously needs to be dealt with" said Jace as he and the rest of the Burn knuckles members would surround the guy and ask him to leave you the hell alone. Vasco won't be the one stalking you, his members will, to find out everything about you and to ensure you don't break their dear leader's heart

The first time you and Vasco went out together the Burn Knuckles members followed secretly after you both and stalked you guys during the whole thing. Vasco still might be a little awkward around you but that doesn't mean he doesn't love you. You're always occupied in his mind and heart. You'll be the only one to have that special place in his heart. If you end up tripping over something this chivalrous cinnamon roll here would catch you instantly. He's a shy yet chivalrous gentleman to you. However when it comes to other people hurting you, yeah...he'll ensure they get sent to the hospital. He doesn't care if he gets hurt, his motto is to protect. To protect you no matter what. He doesn't care if you're a good fighter or whatever, he will not allow you to join a fight at any cost. If you end up getting hurt he'll feel extremely guilty and seeing a wound or an injury on you will just end up breaking his soft heart. He's driven by the passion to protect you and keep you safe and he does it seriously

He likes giving you cute little gifts that he knows you might like. His heart flutters in joy whenever you smile at him and thank him. He likes giving you chocolate milk too everyday. If someone else makes the mistake of giving you chocolate milk, he'll just get pouty and sulky for a while and get grumpy about it and he'll buy some more chocolate milk for you and hand it to you while the rest of the Burn knuckles have a 'friendly' chat with the guy. He'll always cherish and treasure whatever you've made for him. You gave him a handmade card once and he almost cried from pure joy, it was like the gods answered his prayers. He'll always treasure your little gifts, they're made with affection and love for him. What sort of man would he be if he couldn't cherish the gifts of his future spouse?

He wouldn't do something too extreme like kidnapping you but he will do whatever it takes to ensure you're his. He can't lose you, he doesn't want to lose you to someone else. With all the nonsense he's had to endure in his past, he knows someone as innocent and fragile and angelic like you would simply get chewed out and spat out and used by the world. Let him be your protector and knight in shining armor

Would definitely love to have a family with you one day. If someone dares to snatch away that dream from him with you, he'll get quite mad. He'd like to come home to you hugging him and greeting him and having cuddle sessions on the couch with each other, as you run your fingers through his hair while the golden retriever puppy of yours naps on the couch next to you both. Married life with him would be so blissful, like heaven on earth. He'll be the best husband for you, along with his possessive and obsessive tendencies of course

You're the cute and innocent little thing he's sworn to protect. And a true man always abides by his word and promise no matter what and what sort of man would he be if he couldn't protect the one that resides in his heart?

[pictureofdoriaaaaaangay]

chaotic book ramble so I can stop spiraling into the abyss: dark academia books you've heard of and probably already read edition

I need to talk about books I love to stay sane please stand by <3

Bunny by Mona Awad. I love this book SO MUCH. it's beautifully written, the characters are all unhinged women, there's murder, there's creation, there's a creative writing class. it drips with insanity and eroticism. reading it is like living a fever dream. you can picture the events of the book perfectly, but could never hope to explain it to anyone.

The Secret History by Donna Tartt. this book is the entire world to me. I love the characters [they're all terrible and irredeemable people], I love the story [they kill a man then they kill their friend and also worship Dionysus], and I absolutely want a friend group just like the Greek class [to reiterate: they are all walking red flags]. it's a book you have to read once, then again, and again, just to notice more and more so you can analyze it and make deductions. at the end of the day, it goes beyond the age-old "moral implications of murder" and delves into "moral implications of love". don't ask me how many times I've read it. that's my red flag.

If We Were Villains by ML Rio. it was only recently that I read this over the course of twenty four hours, and I honesty have yet to recover. I'm not a Shakespeare girlie, but I still loved the way his work was so inherently and intricately woven into the story of the iwwv characters. it was transcendent. it was a tragedy, it was a love story, it was a comedy. it depends on your perception of it, I suppose. but I digress - it's a really good bloody book. expect the ending to make you cry.

The Picture of Dorian Gray, by our lord and savior Oscar Wilde. this, technically, can't really be classified under the textbook definition of "dark academia" since there's not exactly any academia (can Harry even read let's be honest here), but it goes in this list because VIBES. this is one of my favorite novels of all time, and another one I've read one too many times for it to not be a red flag. I mean, the name of my damn blog is my red flag. I love it so much. it's got everything, from art to obsession to murder to gay people to the most heartachingly profound lines you've ever read. I mean, why wouldn't you read it if you haven't already?

These Violent Delights by Micah Nemerever. this one snuck up on me. towards the beginning, I wasn't sure if I'd like it, but by the middle, I was hooked. by the ending, I was shooketh. reading the author note, I was sitting silently in abject horror. more gay people, more obsession, more murder - what else do I have to say?

this has been a chaotic book ramble. thank you for being here <3

[vegaseatsass]

Rewatched My Stand-In eps 2 and 3 tonight, and I'm definitely newly fascinated with Ming POV/Ming's internal concept of what was happening between him and Joe that entire time. I forgot just how much we got of Ming's home life and family in episode 2, and my brain is abuzz trying to connect all the dots. His relationship with May is so interesting. She clocks that he and Joe are together on Christmas, and is immediately careful to conceal it not just from their parents but from Tong. May and Ming have this "us against the world" vibe where they protect and cover for each other, going back to May giving herself pneumonia saving Ming from drowning. I absolutely believe there's more going on in their family than mom pressuring Ming to marry women any time he goes home - I actually suspect things about his family are being obscured for future painful reveals - but May is a safe space for him. Until Tong is added into the picture, and Ming has to flee the country for four years to get away from his big feelings. It's just kind of bonkers to me that he had this intense, safe and presumably very grounding relationship with his sister, but made his obsession with a random movie star the centerpiece of his world instead. Why did he imprint on Tong? Is it really just Joe's sexy back muscles that drew him in? Did he think if he could land a famous movie star his parents would accept him being with a man? Was it subconscious self-sabotage of his only safe relationship lol? I genuinely have no idea!! What I am stuck on though is when he told May he was working through something, and would tell her when he was ready, but he promised he'd get through it. On rewatch, it seems very obvious that what he's talking about is the torch he's carrying for Tong, so to me that's a reveal that he's deliberately trying to move on with Joe - not using him as a sex doll replacement, but throwing himself into something real. (What's messy obviously is that Ming started this for the proxyfucking, but I think overhearing Joe confess his love for Ming to Sol is when Ming started making a determined effort to choose Joe.) There's also his reaction to Joe's Christmas gift where the watch becomes a metaphor for Joe himself (vs. Tong): Ming doesn't need the "top" one, why can't he want the "normal" one?

The first time I was watching this, I assumed that Ming just has no internal awareness of how important Joe is to him, he just feels pure need and acts very very normal when his emotional support stand-in is ripped away. I assumed Ming believes he's in love with Tong and thinks he's just passing some time with Joe. It doesn't help that every time Joe presses him on anything emotional Ming shuts him down or outright negs him lolllll

But like for example, in the scene where they're shopping together and Joe gets excited about the couple mugs, first Ming snaps "What makes you think we're a couple?", then he tries to mitigate his slip by playing it off: "after living with me, you'll realize you don't want me as a boyfriend." His kneejerk impulse to shut Joe down and say cruel things is imo a defense mechanism, a really maladaptive one that helps convince Joe later on that there was never any love there, but I'm starting to think it's triggered in response to actually wanting the intimacy and primacy that Joe is pushing for, and being terrified of that.

It would make so much sense for somebody who is terrified of needing anybody else, of being vulnerable or feeling anything real, to decide they're in love with a complete asshole movie star who uses their family for money and them personally for favors, and shape their life around that. Especially now that I understand how young Ming was when he first fixated on Tong (17ish??), I just feel like that entire imprinting is your classic teenager-who-is-not-ready-to-be-in-a-real-relationship parasocial spiral. I used to do it with male celebrities too!!! (I am a lesbian. lmfaooo)

It's interesting because while there's something conceptually romantic about the back Ming first got obsessed with being Joe's all along, it ultimately doesn't really matter to me WHO the onscreen person that he fixated upon was. What matters is how ill-equipped Ming has proven to handle real feelings for a real person in front of him, and the journey he has from here to learn how to human. I can't wait. P.S. Other thing I forgot happened in episode 2: - Ming made drunk!Joe sleep on the floor of Joe's own home - BEFORE Ming moved in or had any claim to the space - AFTER Ming told Sol he would take "really really good care of Joe" as a way of trying to claim Joe in front of the competition His journey to human is going to be a loooooooooooooooooong one, methinks... 😈

[braxlrose]

Modern bill request modern bill request

How about Bill and his gf being opposites in the sense of 💅💕✨🎤 bill and 🖤✨🎸🐈‍⬛ reader, someone who dresses a bit more masculine in a way too! I love bill sm i love when people accept how he is now

modern!bill dating his polar opposite

• I feel like he totally loves your style. I think he's totally into the black cat/golden retriever relationship and loves you so much.

• even though he's much more 💅 ✨️ 💖 now, he still is really good at shopping and your styles are much closer than you think they're. bill is just way more colorful.

• whenever you two go shopping together, he picks out the best clothes for the both of you. you both get studded jackets but yours are usually black and his are either black or pink, or an assortment of colors for an outfit on stage. he's also really good at picking out skirts for you.

• you're much more quieter than him, and don't talk as much in interviews and are a lot more introverted around people than he is. so if you guys are doing an interview, you are usually just adding things into conversation. but bill doesn't mind at all and he loves that you're so good at listening while he rants about random shit.

• there are tons of pictures taken by paparazzi of you just standing there holding onto bill by his jacket while he smothers your face in kisses, and in each picture you're slowly smiling more

• he loves hearing you rant about music you like. you don't go on rants like this a lot so when he hears you talking like this he knows it's something extremely important to you and will listen to you talk for hours. my personal favorite is Siouxsie and the Banshees (4 any baby goths, yall should to them)

• he's pretty experienced with makeup, especially dark makeup and he loves doing it. it's so much fun for him and for you.

• he loves seeing your new tattoos, if you get/have a lot of those and he's always excited to see what new design you got. same goes for piercings, he has a lot of piercings himself, so I think he'd like a s/o with piercings too. I think he likes people with tons of ear piercings ngl. like double studs, industrial, helix, etcetera etcetera.

• even though you're not the most affectionate person, it doesn't matter to him. he will sit on top of you for hours just kissing your face and tickling you just to hear you laugh. and wraps his arms around you all the time. he's totally fine with being the one who initiates affectionate things

• he literally loves your alternative style so much, because he loves people who aren't afraid to stand out in a crowd. he thinks it's boring to be normal and he thinks you're one of the coolest people ever for just being yourself and not letting anybody tell you otherwise.

• loves going to concerts with you just to hear you scream to your favorite songs

• he loves going to gothic clubs with you because he finds all the different dances so fucking cool. and he asks you to teach him out to do dances so he, ironically, can fit in with everybody else.

• whenever bill brings you to a function or something, there's always interviewers asking "how you two are dating" when you seem so different even when in reality you guys are a lot alike in tons of ways. he just rolls his eyes and answers something like "we both actually caught this crazy disease called we like eachother, crazy right?!"

• he fell in love with you the moment he saw you. the first time he saw you was at a club, you were dancing out on the floor in a tight black dress, your hair looked absolutely amazing; think amy lee on the Fallen album, and you had a red solo cup in your hand and you looked like the most beautiful woman on the planet. there were tons of women all around you but bill could only see you.

• he loves it when little kids come up to you and compliment you because no matter how much you deny it, it always makes you smile

a/n: i am obsessed with modern bill and I'm much more of a 🖤✨️🎸🐈‍⬛️ kind of girl myself sooo 😈 I also added a little bit to this, personality-wise as well

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[transzilla]

You met me over grindr while I was in the city for a one night stand and for some reason we kept in touch, some glow around me that you really liked. Your living situation is a little crowded so we figured we would hook up in an empty bulldozer at a construction site at night. I work at a fire tower in the mountains and I really like other trans men but due to the geography haven't found anybody to stick around, so I tend to get around quite a bit when in the city.

Your living situation is tough. You've tried to go on hormones, or blockers, but keep being shamed and rejected and getting pressured out of it by distant family members or chaser-y roommates. You have no room to grow. You're fucking miserable. You contemplate offing yourself, guiltily, but quickly shoo the thought away considering you have a roof over your head and no real reason to be sad.

We text obsessively. I'm lonely out there, stealth trans in the middle of nowhere, and whenever I have service we text, call, vent, joke, bust balls, tell each other all our deepest, darkest secrets. They're looking to hire another lookout, my coworker retired. It requires you to live onsite and they provide housing without taking it out of your paycheck. I sympathize with your situation, I tell you you'd do well in this position, I'll put in a good word for you with the forest service, you should apply. Get you out of that glorified pig sty and somewhere with fresh air where you can finally breathe.

You get the job, make a fucking decision and leave everything behind to come work with me. We reunite, get drunk, get you accustomed to your new life. You talk to very few people and nobody seems to clock you as trans anyway. Your daily work is hard and manual but refreshing compared to customer service. You let me rail you every night, your food is taken care of, you're reading and working out and getting your back blown out on the clock.

Sometimes it feels like I make you do everything I'm supposed to do, I seem to enjoy watching you sweat and lift heavy things and slack on my work. I have a ton of testosterone that I share a little too excitedly with you and it doesnt look prescription, in small brown vials with blue caps, some of them are labelled cypionate but also proprionate, enthonate, undecanoate, demonic incantations you've never seen before in your life. And I'm real weird about always doing your injection for you. I stab it in so fast and it looks violent but it doesn't feel as bad when you do it, but the way I make eye contact and hold the needle in my teeth while I do my own injection is a little off putting. I'm constantly pushing you, nothing you ever do is good enough for me, all of my fetishes while we're fucking seem to entail you doing push ups naked, squats, bending over and letting me examine you, your legs getting so sore after im making you ride it, letting me squeeze your tits and feeling your pec underneath the breast. I smoke a pack a day and pressure you into joining me, complimenting you on how raspy and fucked up your voice sounds.

You have doubts. You aren't able to call your friends as often as you thought you would. When you talk to people you've been isolated so long you talk over them garishly, talk all about yourself, make too many dirty jokes and swear too much the way we talk to each other, awkward and unfit for civilized society. All you have is me and you have no choice but to trust that I have your best intentions in mind.

You let me teach you how to use a shotgun the salty perfume of the gunpowder staining your hands as your aim gets better and better, your guard lowering the more I've been praising you for doing what I want. We went hunting and you shot your first deer. I was so excited and you were so validated by how proud I was, it felt like a big hug from the inside out. You send a picture of the field dressed deer to your old city friends, guts steaming in the morning sun. they're absolutely disgusted by the fact that you would do such a thing and show them. You're a fucking machine of a man now and you're able to tame the wilderness everywhere except for in yourself.

After months you plain don't recognize yourself in the mirror. Your hair is wild, your facial hair not just a few long pubes jealously untouched on your chin but a uniform patchy stubble shaved haphazardly when you were tired of it being singed when you did fight fires. Knuckles scarred, shoulders broad, the gross muscle you feared you would develop rippling like a tiger under your skin and the extra weight you've gained. You talk like I do, you act like I do, you think like I do, you can't tell where you stop and I start. Your reflection looks sleepless, disordered, lost, a thuggish stranger. Heartless man.

[james-is-here]

NO TIME FOR CONTEXT I NEED TO GET THIS OUT.

Um.....Horny thoughts.......male/GN...."Boyfriend" isn't specified but I might've been picturing one of the members.....👀🫣

Movie night, you're sitting on the floor, leaning back against the couch with your boyfriend leaning back against you, arms wrapped around him from behind as the movie plays in the dark room.

Occasionally he's readjusting and squirming and you move your hands under the blankets, still focused on the screen in front of you, and hold his hip still to stop his moving. That doesn't help and makes the inner itch in his cunt needier as he can still feel you through your shorts.

He fights your hold for a few seconds before taking your hand from his hip and moving it to cup him and his hips buck into your hand. "Mn..." He whines quietly and you sigh heavily, he really has no shame, you say to yourself before slipping your hand past his waistband and rub him over the delicate material of his panties that are positively soaked and you shake your head in amusement.

His head leans back against your shoulder when you gather the material with your fingers just enough to uncover his core but you don't move it to the side, you move it to the middle then pull up so the material presses into him and his clit.

Eventually moving it to the side, you kept your hand there, holding the fabric to the side and your hand rests on his thigh. You wait for his squirming to settle down a bit before dragging two fingers through his folds, pinching his clit then moving your fingers to his entrance.

He holds his breath in anticipation. He loves your fingers, no matter what they were doing, he loved how long they were and how red your knuckles got as if they're bruised from a punch. He loved them down his throat, inside him, wrapped around his neck, he was obsessed. His eyes roll back and jaw dropping in a silent gasp as your fingers slide in smoothly. "F-Fuck, Mn...Mn." He muttered quietly to himself as he began to try, and failing, fuck him self on your fingers, hips humping into your hand.

You go as slow as possible to not make any wet noises but also fast enough to please the other. Curling your fingers, you hit the sensitive spot inside him instantly and repeat the action a couple times before pulling your drenched fingers out of him then standing up and take him with you, the others too distracted with the movie to pay attention.

You shove him into your bedroom, closing the door then pushing him against it, sliding your hand back into his pants and immediately returning to his clit. He gasps, lifting one of his legs for an even better angle that you grab and hold on your hip as he gasps and whines. "Please put them back in, please." He begs and you smirk, dragging your fingers through his folds slowly before shoving your fingers back in him and fucking him with your fingers rapidly.

Every move of your fingers pulls a moan or whimper out of him before he's throwing his head back sharply when your palm makes contact with his swollen clit. "Fu- uck, oh...shiiit~" He moaning quite pathetically as his hips join the mix and grind into your palm before your thumb places itself on his bundle of nerves and goes as fast as your fingers in him, abusing his cunt with just your hand.

He's trying to push away from you and jolts with a moan when sparks travel up his spine. You pick up speed, the noises absolutely beyond lewd as you can hear just how wet he is with every wet squelch as your fingers abuse him.

"Oh shit! Ah~ Oh shit, p-please. Fuck! Oh Fuck! Oh Fuck! Don't- Ah shit! Hgnh~" He moans and whines and gasps before both his hands grab your arm and he throws his head back, his mouth dropped open in a silent moan as he gasps and shakes, chest heaving heavily as he drops his head and curls in on himself against the door, cumming on your still rapidly moving fingers and adding more wet noises to your thrusts.

You keep at it until he's shaking in overstimulation, pulling your hand out from his pants and bringing your fingers to his mouth for him to tiredly clean his mess from your fingers. "Such a good girl, princess." You praise him and he hums gratefully, looking up at you with glassy eyes and an abundance of love mixed with exhaustion.

---

Is it even good if it doesn't turn you on or is that just me and I'm weird??

Anyway, sorry for this...

Imma go...😳 *ahem* do something else now...🫣

See ya!

[sagau-my-beloved]

I'm now just picturing the creator stuck in their bedroom, surrounded with shiny things and feathers because Zhongli now thinks of you as you as part of his horde, and venti is attempting to make a nest. It would take all of your diplomacy to prevent them from slapping the shit out of each other.

-Rapid anon

You're so right

Venti would complain nonstop about all of Zhongli's shiny things being too jagged and uncomfortable for the creator to rest with, it's simply too dangerous and you deserve nothing but the softest and most plush fineries to rest upon, anything even remotely close to metal is completely out of the question

He already doesn't like the idea of someone else being in your designated space that he's created for only the two of you, but now that person just has to bringing their collection of trinkets into a place that he's striving to make comfortable? How uncivilized

(I'm telling you right now Venti would absolutely secretly collect as much of the Mora in that pile as he can in favor of spending it on nicer blankets and such, and Zhongli would absolutely notice and that would make the entire thing worse)

Now Zhongli is also appalled that Venti would even insinuate that you shouldn't be surrounded by the most valuable items in all the nation at all times, it's only right that the crown jewel of his most prized existences be surrounded by all the precious metals and gems he possesses, though they all pale in comparison to your own worth of course

And he would be particularly irked at all the feathers

Like ok, fine, blankets and pillows are understandable (assuming they're of the highest quality), but feathers? That float everywhere at the slightest gust of wind and are just such a nuisance to clean up? How incredibly immature and frankly unrefine

And that's when the competition starts, ie. "Oh well since you obviously prize appearance over comfort I decided to replace your mattress with your core lapis collection, I could use the extra mattress and you'd prefer it like that anyway right? Hmm, I guess that means the creator will have to sleep with me for a while~"

"Well since you appear obsessed with soft things I picked up a few stray cats on the way in, you know how the creator just loves how soft they are. That's not a problem, right?"

Yeah they're about ready to rip each other's throats out by the end of the week, you are literally the only thing standing in the way of a massive fight breaking out because that would be incredibly undignified and they're both trying to prove how their way is the objectively right way

Really the only solution is to just have two separate rooms and you alternate the days you spend with each or to divide the room in half with like a curtain or something so neither of them can see the other side, because no resolution is going to come out of them sharing the same space, and then you only have to deal with them fighting about who your spending your time with, as usual

Then there's Ei looking on at the scene playing out with confusion and mild disgust at their behavior, emphasising on how if you want a civil place to stay she always has a normal room open and waiting without any of their weird tendencies or quarrelling (but then you're gonna end up having to deal with Yae Miko's fox behavior so is it really much better?)

Now taking her up on that offer might just cause the two of them to finally put their differences aside for the mutual cause of getting you back, because let's face it, there's really no point of a nest or horde if you're not there

[recreationalfanfics]

Okay okay so a few years back when I was very much into the NATM fandom (almost embarrassingly so), I was obsessed with Al Capone.

Imagine Al Capone meeting the fish mafia and either loving their whole vibe (especially the lounge) or not trusting them one bit and just pulling Daley!Yuu (a.k.a his pseudo-child, much to Larry's annoyance) to the side like 'I'd be careful o' these fellas - they seem like trouble'

(Cut to Larry like - You and your gang tried to teach them tax evasion last week!)

No but he would meet Deuce and would it would be like instant respect because one gangster recognises another (even though Deuce is trying to reform)

Imagine if he and Vargas had shooting competitions

Valid, Jon Bernthal as Al Capone was too powerful, he is a beautiful man♡

- YEAH, NO, UNCLE AL SOMEHOW APPEARING IN RAMSHACKLE (maybe various NATM characters appear in your room, so like one day it's Rexy, the other its Teddy, and so on and so forth) and maybe Battle At the Smithsonian happened when you were pretty small and Al and his Crew had to hold you hostage but ended up adoring you instead.

- Essentially, Al and the boys are confused but SO HAPPY WHEN THEY SEE YOU AGAIN. You walk downstairs to Ramshackle and see them standing in your living room only to lighten up when they see you♡

- They attend the school as if they're your bodyguards, like Ace and Deuce getting scared when these random monochrome men grab them and demand who they are but once you tell them that they're your friends, they're letting them go and fixing up their uniforms.

- Right off the bat, Al prefers Deuce more than Ace. This is shown when he tells Ace: "See, if you were alive in my time, that obnoxious mouth of yours would be filled with lead." and then he moves onto Deuce and he's all: "But this kid here has a look to 'im. There might be a place for you-"/ "ALPHONSE, NO."/ "What's with the government name, kiddo? M'just saying!"

- While he does find some elements of Twisted Wonderland odd and different, he absolutely knows mafia when he sees it and he immediately clocks the Tweels. Like, he walks into class with you and he's all: "Oh, those two are definetly mafia or whatever they got here in Disneyville." and the Tweels instantly look at him which only seems to confirm what he said.

"Prefect~ Whose this? Another friend from your world?"

"Haha, hope he can swim, Shrimpy!~"

- Al isn't very intimidated by these two and once you explain who he is, or, well, who he represents, then the Tweels are much more calm. They're not gonna outright tell you they're mafia but you hate how well they get along with Al after you told him who he was.

- NOW, Al might play wingman here. If you've got your eyes set on someone, good! His boys will either intimidate or black mail them into asking you out or, if Al decides he doesn't want to scold them, he'll be nice and try to gently nudge them in your direction (aka, just tell them that you like them and to shoot their shot).

- If you DON'T have someone you like, he might push you in the direction of Deuce, Floyd, or Jade.

- Preferably Deuce. He's got a good heart and a fair amount of muscle to protect you and from what he's heard, and he seems to want to keep you safe. A nice kid whose got a good head on his shoulders.

- However the reason why he considers Jade/Floyd is only if YOU like one of them and make the mistake of telling him or he finds out. First of all, he teases you about it and is all: "Wanna follow in your old man's footsteps, eh?" and you roll your eyes and Larry doesn't know why but his dad sense is tingling.

- But seriously, he will most definetly support it since you're very capable of handling yourself, he's seen you grow up into the troublemaking teenager you are but he also knows you have a tendency to land yourself in danger so he'd feel at ease if someone like Jade or Floyd had your back.

- But also, watch him be all: "But just so you know, there might be mistresses in the picture. If they're decent guys, obviously they won't have any but just keep an eye out and keep that in mind-"

- Jade and Floyd just being offended when he puts that idea into your head and assuring you that none of that will be happening-

[s3thwrit3sstuff]

❝ Say yes to heaven (say yes to me) ❞

Michael Myers x gn!reader x Corey Cunningham | dating drabble | graphic description of violence, mentions of nsfw things |

req: I’ve been absolutely obsessed with Michael and Corey recently and was wondering if we could get some Michael x Reader x Corey action going here? Just general headcanons of how that relationship would go!! <;33

Your boyfriends are truly on opposite ends on nearly every spectrum.

Not just in age — which, let's discuss before anything else.

Michael is in his 60's while Corey is in his 20's — by themselves? They make a pretty unlikely couple, but they're also clearly deranged, so no one can comment on that.

Throwing you in the picture? Chaos erupts.

Despite his age, Michael's impulse control is something that's held together by a stringy shoelace and tape. Don't get me wrong, Corey's just as awful but somehow it's slightly better than Michael's.

All this to say, if you're just as awful at controlling your impulses? The devil himself will need to leash all three of you before Haddonfield is plunged into total destruction.

The sewers aren't an ideal living space but it brings Michael a smidge of comfort, so when Corey's parents mysteriously 'disappear' he works on making an underground tunnel of sorts so Michael can come and go as he pleases.

Corey and you joke it's basically your boyfriends' doggy door and Michael death-glared from where he stood.

Michael is a tough nut to crack — but his weakness has been and will always be acts of service.

A warm meal, a warm bath, getting bloodstains off his clothes...

Helping him shave.

He is truly spoiled by Corey and you because now when he tries to shave he finds himself inexplicably frustrated it's not your fingers tilting his head back or Corey's deadly hands carefully going along the grain.

You've walked into the bathroom and yelled in shock when the lights switch on to reveal Michael standing near the sink with his razor blade, a frown oh-so-prominent on his face.

"...Do you need some help, babe?" Michael's scruffy face that glowers at you is all the answer you need.

Though a man of few words, the little things he does is more than telling of how much he cares about his lovers.

The daily pouches/bags/backpacks/etc Corey and you use are always filled with your necessities. Whether it be hand sanitiser, wet wipes, or mints — he even makes sure to slip your phones, wallets and keys in before you two leave. Michael doesn't engage in these mundane things but he knows they're important to you so he assists anyways.

Corey fills Michael's silence with his voice. Once he gets to talk about something that interests him, he could talk for hours on end and Michael is a great listener (even if he looks as though he's not paying attention).

Corey's a big fan of physical touch. He loves making it known that you're his in public and adores it just as much when you return the gesture — he turns red when Michael and you hold him between your bodies.

When your murderous partners are off to fulfil their homicidal needs, they tread carefully on their way to the bathroom once they're home. You've laid out a tarp to ease their journey, please keep the crime scene contained, boys.

Michael and Corey stalk you and each other — it can't be helped. They just need to make sure their lovers are safe.

Michael will steal for both of you. If any of you eye something for more than 10 seconds in a store, not 24 hours later it's vanished and 'somehow' appeared in your shared bedroom.

Date nights are comfortable and chaotic. Corey is sweet, his plans involve someplace hidden where the three of you can just be. Michaels' are more unconventional in a way that's endearing because he's an old man and an infamous killer.

Sewers are his go-to transportation and then when the three of you pop out he monotonously gestures to a beautiful home that's almost bordering a mansion. He opens the doors, meanders to the lavish dining room and there's the grand feast the couple he'd just slaughtered were going to eat.

"Thank you, Michael" Corey's grin is impossibly crooked and bright while you press a kiss to Michael's masked cheek — Michael's old heart squeezes with adoration.

Oftentimes, Michael experiences cuteness aggression. He has to hold himself back from physically grabbing you and Corey by your necks and shaking you around.

Peepaw appreciates all your music tastes. As long as you like it, he'll like it.

You're always in the centre when you three cuddle up. It's hot, they run hot — don't recommend it during summer nights.

Your boyfriends are velcro boyfriends though, good luck.

This is a bit silly, but Corey taught Michael about his job (he talked about the ins and outs of vehicles and Michael listened as he watched Corey work on his bike).

Michael can't be trusted on or in vehicles but there was one occasion where a victim had both you and Corey put in a tough spot and Michael had mowed them down on Corey's bike.

Corey picks you up from work but sometimes, an older man dressed in a rugged leather jacket and motorcycle helmet pops up and your coworkers whisper about you allegedly "cheating" on Corey.

("Cheating?" your coworker nods. They had bumped into Corey in a coffee shop and caught the mechanic, their guilt too strong to keep it a secret. To their surprise, Corey laughs as they describe the mysterious older gentleman with scarred hands. "No, no, (Y/N)'s not cheating — that's our boyfriend", your coworkers could not look you in the eye for a few days after that, much too embarrassed.)

Michael is a fan of watching. He's quite content with it, getting off on watching his beautiful lovers writhing in pleasure.

Corey's just pumped full of stamina — so much energy pent up in his body that quickies are rarely ever quick when it comes to Corey.

When Michael joins though? It's one hell of a ride for everyone.

The reason your bedframe is reinforced and your mattress is huge is so clear when your entire body is covered in teeth marks, bruises, scratches and stained with sweat, tears, blood and cum.

Corey's such an eager puppy. Obedient but so stupid when he's drunk on your taste.

Michael's grunts and growls always have you and Corey whining. His hands are just so big that when they cover your mouth you can barely breathe.

The thrill you get knowing the hands that worship and claim you are the same hands that have slaughtered and murdered countless of people? Indescribable.

Sometimes, when they reach the bedroom before they wash up after a kill they all but pounce on you.

"I'll clean it later" Corey mumbles as he rips your sleeping garments away, Michael holds you firmly to his chest — his raging hardon pressed on your ass as you squirm.

"Couldn't stop thinking about you, just, just needed this" Corey's lips are smeared with blood and spit and when you're on all fours with your face against Michael's crotch you know why. Those bloody streaks on his curved cock belonged to Corey whose fucking the air out of your lungs.

Michael has the best head game, lmao. The old man can deep-throat dick like a professional — Corey came so fast when Michael first did it to him and the both of you could not stop pestering Michael on where he learned how to do that.

He teaches both of you his tricks. Refuses to indulge in how he knows it.

[scarletttries]

Eddie Munson NSFW Alphabet (Stranger Things)

Pairing: Eddie Munson (Stranger Things) x Reader

Rating: Fluffy Smut

Word Count: 3.0k

Author's Note: Another Alphabet post this week with Eddie Munson 🥰 I think I'm going to stick with alphabets and headcanons for the next few weeks, because I have just started a new job and this feels more manageable than a full fic right now, so please feel free to request a fluff or NSFW alphabet with any character you might enjoy! :)

A = Aftercare (what they're like after sex)

It's hard for Eddie to process all the joyful feelings flooding through his veins after sex with you. Physically he's never felt more blissed out, even if some of his muscles ache from supporting himself as he slams in and out of you, but pleasure is coursing through his whole being as he pulls you against his chest, unable to take his hands off you for even a second. He has the biggest smile plastered on his cheeks as he looks down at you, so grateful, and more than a little surprised, that you even want to do this with him, that you care enough about him to grant him the privilege of being so intimate with you. He's definitely going to insist you stay cuddled up in bed with him for as long as you can stand afterwards, so needy to keep you close and thank you for being there with him.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

It would genuinely be impossible for Eddie to pick a favourite part of you, there's no piece of you he doesn't consider absolutely perfect, inside and out. He would stare at you like he's looking at a priceless painting on a gallery wall whenever you start to undress, almost reverent in your beauty. Every curve, every line, every bump, he would consider it the highest honour of his life to be able to hold and touch and kiss.

He wouldn't feel overly confident in any part of his appearance before you start making him feel just as gorgeous as he is, but after he starts getting more physical with you, Eddie starts to feel really good about his hands. He's used to playing the guitar and all the delicate touches that requires, so getting to put those skills to work at making you feel incredible would definitely boost his confidence. More than that, he just loves getting to hold your hand in public and feel you close, showing everyone that he's all yours and that he's there for you everywhere you go.

C= Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Eddie feels so conscious of somehow marking the perfect being that is you, that at first he'd be really worried about being messy and you finding his cum gross. The first time you give him a blowjob, a moment he will treasure for the rest of his life, he's trying to fight back the overwhelming ecstasy and hold himself together, sure you'll pull away before the crucial moment. Instead you smile up at him, letting your tongue linger on his tip as you hum happily "Can't wait to taste you." It's about the hottest thing he's ever seen, and that's enough for him to spill down your throat, staring at you in almost disbelief as you lick him clean with the cheekiest grin on your face. Once he's over his concern, Eddie will be obsessed with the idea and feeling of cumming inside you, wanting to be as close to you as possible and leave something of himself deep inside you.

D = Dirty Secret (pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Eddie wouldn't even know how to begin to ask you for it, but he would be obsessed with the idea of D&D themed role playing with you. He's pictured you in a dozen costumes, thinking about how he could completely control your pleasure the way he runs a D&D campaign, you calling him master as you roll your dice to find out exactly what's going to happen to you next. For now he's happy just pulling you onto his lap when he's in his Dungeon Master's chair after games, but he knows that one day that won't be enough to feed his obsession with combining two of the things he loves most; D&D and pleasuring you.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they're doing?)

Eddie was definitely a virgin before you came into his life and turned his world upside down. No-one had ever really been interested in him in that, but that's not to say he wouldn't know what to do. He's seen enough dirty magazines to have a rough idea of what to expect, and more importantly, he's incredibly attentive in bed. He'll ask you how he's making you feel, and ask what you prefer in the ways he touches you, and after a few exploratory times together, he would quickly know how to make you feel absolutely incredible every time.

F = Favourite Position (this goes without saying)

Eddie loves any position where you're the one setting the pace and taking control, loving nothing more than feeling like you're using him for your pleasure. Having you bouncing on his lap while he gropes your body, or straddling his hips and riding him so hard he thinks he might pass out from trying to hold back his release, that's his idea of heaven. Sometimes if he's taking you from behind he'll slow his pace to a teasing crawl, just so he can feel you start moving your hips against him yourself, watching you bring your release all around him.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

It would take a few times for Eddie to confident enough to be his charming, goofy self but once he's stopped worrying that he's going to do or say something wrong and drive you away from him, he definitely brings his sense of humour to bed. He'd come out with the most ridiculous compliments, loving the way he feels vibrations run through you as he makes you laugh, your smile just as sexy as any lingerie.

H = Hair (how well-groomed are they?)

It's the 80's so probably not very, but if you expressed a preference then Eddie would definitely tidy up for you.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Even though Eddie likes to keep things lighthearted in the bedroom, there's definitely still an undertone of intimacy throughout. Being able to be so open and vulnerable with you, really showing his true self and finally being not only accepted, but loved for it, well that's the height of romance to Eddie, and he would do everything to make sure you feel just as loved in return. He'll gaze at you with absolute adoration every second that you are together, never letting a moment pass when he isn't telling you how beautiful you are, and how perfect you feel, and how happy he is to be yours.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Before he started dating you, Eddie did jack off a lot, having a reliable cache of dirty magazines and the occasional video tape to keep himself company. Soon he finds all those thoughts merging into images of you, even though it feels wrong when you're just a kind friend that he's sure would never feel the same way about him. If there's a day you brush past him extra close, or say something particularly lovely, he'll find himself speeding to get home and relive the moment as he enjoys his own touch, never once expecting you to ever replace his hand with yours. Once you're together it's easy to tell when Eddie's getting all worked up, so you're usually happy to help him out instead, after having a little bit of fun teasing him first, so now he's rarely away from your company long enough to need his own fun, but when he is alone he now happily lets the thoughts of you wash over him, reliving every second with you.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Eddie absolutely has a praise kink when it comes to you, tell him he's doing a good job and he will absolutely melt against you. The handcuffs over his bed also definitely come into play occasionally, keeping you restrained while he overstimulates you and insists you call him "Dungeon Master".

L = Location (favourite places to do it)

The back of Eddie's van is often where he pulls you when one of you (usually him) is feeling extra needy and can't wait to get home. He also loves when you meet him after D&D and straddle his lap on his dungeon master chair, feeling like the absolute luckiest nerd in the world. Other than that it's usually just Eddie sneaking through your bedroom window after your family have gone to bed so you can enjoy some precious time together and he has the perfect excuse to sleep over and keep you in his arms all night.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

What doesn't get Eddie going when it comes to you?! Say something kind and supportive to him? Boy is squirming in his seat. Sit too close to him? All the blood is leaving his brain, suddenly filled with thoughts of how nice your thigh feels brushing against his. The weather picks up and you show a little more skin? Eddie will be pulling you into the back of his van and showing you just how much he likes your outfit. He's just an easily excited guy who's so enamored with you that everything you do has his heart melting and his pulse racing.

N = No (something they wouldn't do, turn offs)

Conscious of his dangerous reputation in town, Eddie wouldn't ever want to do something that might actually hurt you, uncomfortable with laying a hand on you that is loving and gentle. I think calling him anything too degrading would be a turn off for him too, still scarred from the mercilessly bullying of his youth.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Eddie lives to go down on you. It almost embarrasses him how turned on he gets when his face is between you legs, devouring every drop of you like a man starved while he's whining and bucking his hips against the bed in desperation. He's never satisfied with tasting you, and hearing the way you pant his name as he brings you to the edge, knowing just how to lap at your clit to drag out your release and have your thighs clenching around his cheeks.

That's not to say he doesn't also love receiving though! Holy shit, when you run your tongue over his tip for the first time, his soul pretty much leaves his body and he doesn't know whether to smile or cry. He's just so grateful that you love him, and are so good to him, never taking your lips for granted and always making sure you can hear just how much he's enjoying you.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

It really depends on the kind of mood Eddie's in; when you have a whole night or morning together, he loves being able to take his time to explore every inch of you, to tease you a little and drag out the whole experience until the two of you are completely spent. Other times he just really needs to have you, every fibre of his being aching to feel the way he only does when he's buried inside you. Then he's all frantic grabbing hands, and quick curses thrown out to the night as he pushes layers aside until he can finally touch you the way he needs to, watching your chest rise and fall with unsteady breath as you let his devotion wash over you.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

The times you get to take it slow and be a bit more romantic together are usually Eddie's favourite, but that doesn't mean he doesn't love the desperate, urgent quickies you have when you drag him to the back of van between classes, unable to stop thinking about just how good he made you feel last night. Honestly those slightly rushed occurrences make him feel like an absolute rockstar, and he can't thank you enough afterwards for taking what you need from him.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

It's safe to say Eddie would do anything for you, in the bedroom or otherwise, but he would be a little stressed about doing anything that might get him in serious trouble since he's really trying to graduate this year. But any kind of experimenting of roles, games, positions, he would feel thrilled and excited to be a willing participant in, and he definitely doesn't care about running late if you're looking at him in a certain way before you both have to be somewhere.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He's not had a lot of experience before you come into his life, so Eddie probably can't last very long when you first start sleeping together, so overwhelmed by how good you feel and your undeniable beauty. But practice makes perfect, and he always makes the most of making you feel amazing before he buries himself inside you, so even if he's not able to contain himself very long, you both always finish feeling very satisfied. And usually it's not long until Eddie is ready for a round two, his fingers unable to stop themselves wandering down to play with your overstimulated clit whenever you lie next to him for too long.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Eddie bought a little vibrator months ago when he was picking out diary magazines and thought it might improve his (frequent) alone time. He never even considered that one day he would have an incredible, sexy partner that he'd be able to use it on, until you find it rummaging through his drawers and question him on it. Turns out he only uses it on himself every so often, as a treat, but when you agree to let him use it on you his face would light up like it's Christmas morning. Just another way to make you feel incredible, changing the speeds and settings as he practically pins your legs open, watching you squirm and moan as he brings you over the edge again and again, sometimes with himself inside you, feeling all the vibrations rippling through your centre.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Eddie lives to please, but that doesn't mean he's not going to make you beg for it first. He absolutely loves when he can tell that you really want and need him, so he'd definitely take his time running his dick over your aching slit until you tell him how much you want him, and that you're all his. Bonus points if he's got you handcuffed to his bed frame so you're powerless to hurry him up as he decides he needs to eat you out for a little bit longer first.

When the roles are reversed, Eddie is an absolute baby about being teased - he loves it but he hates it, he's laughing then he's crying, his pleading and begging saying your name over and over but not sure what he wants enough to ask for it. He's so easy to get worked up that you can have a lot of fun teasing him somewhere he won't be able to get payback for hours.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Eddie doesn't have an inside voice, so there would never be a moment of silence when you're ripping off each other's clothes. The room would be full of pants and moans and whines, your name falling from his lips in between the most ridiculous praises and compliments. Even when his mouth is full he's still trying to moan out how much he loves you, and how much he appreciates getting to touch and taste you like this. Honestly sometimes you just have to tell him to shut up so you can actually kiss him, but just picking up the pace a little bit usually works too.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for this character)

Eddie loves to have sex outside if he thinks there's no chance you'll get caught. He just never felt that at home in the trailer, and he'll always feel like a guest in your room, and the van is a little cramped for everything he wants to do with you. But lying on a blanket under the stars with you next to lover's lake? or skinny dipping in Harrington's pool when Eddie knows he's away all week? Or pulling you onto his lap at his favourite picnic table deep in the woods? That shit is what Eddie relives every time he's missing you: something about the moonlight on your skin, and feeling like you two are the only two people on the planet, with nothing but time on your hands - it leaves him appreciating the beautiful scenery around him more as he looks for more places to sneak off to with you.

X = X-ray (let's see what's going on under those clothes)

I think Eddie would be built like an average guy, but improved by the spread of sick tattoos etched across his skin - press your lips to each one as you sink to your knees and he'll love you forever.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

On a scale of one to ten, Eddie is an eleven. There is basically never a moment where if you straddled his hips he wouldn't be up for a good time. He had a high sex drive even as a lonely virgin, so now that he actually knows how good it can be, and has someone he loves to do it with, this guy is never not excited for the next time you want him to touch you.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterward)

Honestly Eddie can be a whirlwind of (positive) emotions after your time together, so he needs some time to be buzzing with joy and share all the love with you before he can fall asleep. If you doze off he'll happily hold you in his arms, and lower his voice to a whisper, telling you all the wonderful thoughts he has, hoping that they'll fill your head with sweet dreams of him until the morning, when he'll get to be with you all over again.

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cyno hcs & scenarios!! (cyno x m!reader)

AHHZHZHZHSH MY FIRST REQUEST I FEEL SO PROUD <///333 if you send requests, please make sure to send me an ask!! it’s easier for me to reply to it. anyways yes cyno. i farmed for him so much, literally pissed myself trying to find those damn beetles he needs for ascension like tf :(

warning(s): fluff… & nsfw ofc.

would he sing to you? … absolutely not. would he carry you on his back through the hot dessert? … absolutely.

i know this man gets tired and used to the heat and the sun. so when he sees the snow? don’t even get me started.

the way he’d make snowmen and snow angels with you and genuinely laugh because of how much fun he has with you. PLEASE I’D DO ANYTHING I

it took him a while to open up to you in the beginning, but overtime he grew quite fond of you and your presence :)

you could probably see this as negative traits, but he’s very jealous and overprotective. most of the time, wherever you go, cyno also goes.

when your hands are cold, he’ll take both of your hands and shove them in his pockets to keep them warm. such a kind boy we love :(

he'll even slightly rub your hands from inside the pockets with his own fingers. if you're lucky.

his bad days are the absolute worst. i can picture him getting upset and frustrated easily. maybe not with you, but just with things in general. he likes it when you kiss his nose and his eyelids, when they're shut.

often times, he doesn't like to talk about things when he's upset. instead, he would rather just sit with you quietly in the comfortable silence. he wouldn't mind hearing your pretty voice, though.

^^ that's another thing!! cyno loves to hear you talk. it doesn't matter what it could be about, it could be able the dumbest or simplest of things. As long as he can watch you lovingly as you rant about everything and anything, he's happy :)

i could see cyno's love language being physical touch, but at the same time, he's unsure of how to express said love language, so he barely expresses it. YKWIMMM??

that being said, he sometimes forgets to show you basic human affection. you might have to ask for a kiss or two in a day, but that's okay, you love seeing his face lighten up when you ask for it <3

pet names?? lordy christ jesus fainting for this man. he would call you things like "my star" and "sunshine."

although cyno is overprotective and often times with you, he doesn't show much affection with you in front of others. or rather, he doesn't make it very obvious that you two are a thing. all people assume and see are two boys sitting... oddly closer to one another.

cyno is not the best cooker in the world... however, he loves when you try to teach him how to make pretty simple dishes! even though in the process of learning he seems annoyed, angry, upset, all of the negative emotions in the book, he really does enjoy it.

nsfw!!:

angry sex. a lot of it. idc.

he knows you're comfortable with him, and he's comfortable with you, so sex with cyno occurs pretty often.

a very dom top.

...however if you wanted to fuck him, he wouldn't mind at all

a lot of the times when you're giving him oral, or he's giving you oral, he has this sinister smirk plastered on his pretty face. makes my legs break every time dude fr

respectfully...... he likes standing doggystyle.

sex with him can be intimate, but a lot of the times it's just extremely hot and eager fucking

"oh, you want me to suck it so bad, don't you?"

def has a spit kink and into brat taming. am i wrong?? ...maybe into teasing as well.

he doesn't talk dirty a ton, unless if he's super into it. it is kind of quiet with him, but you don't mind

TOTALLY OBSESSED WITH GIVING YOU THIGH AND HIP KISSES I DONT CARE.

cyno is a pretty busy man, warding off evil n shit, so usually the sex is quicker and you can't go on for many rounds.

even if you could, multiple rounds probably wouldn't be necessary if we're talking about cyno

with that being said, the aftercare isn't... phenomenal. but if he's super needy and touch-deprived he'll stay just a bit long for you. when he does have the time, he will wipe you down and even give you a massage if needed :) !!

doesn't say much after it's done though. not so much awkward silence, just a bare type of quiet :(

i want this man so bad ong serve me justice too big boy

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could you do obey me boys with a professional volleyball player mc? 💁🏻‍♀️ like they enter at RAD's volleyball team and are absolutely SLAYING or smth like that! i also imagine mc having a very fit body and getting home late bc of the training

Professional Sports Player Mc

I made it a bit more general, changing volleyball to sports because really these hcs could be read with volleyball in mind or another sport entirely. I hope that's ok!

Since you didn't specify, I just went with the brothers for this

Gn! Mc (you/yours)

Lucifer

Lucifer admires the discipline and strength it takes to professionally do sports and honestly, he finds it attractive too

Definitely tries to take the time to go to any matches you have to support you and to watch you in your element

If he sees you winning - against Demons no less - he's so incredibly proud of you and wants everyone to know

Sort of looks like a proud father standing next to you but the way he looks at you reveals his adoration for you very clearly

Makes you lunches to take with you when you train, making sure they are balanced and contain enough protein and fiber to aid you

The only downside he sees is that he has so little time with you. When you come home late, you're very exhausted from your day after all and he's already a busy man himself, so it's quite difficult to get some quality time together

Just means you both need to make a bit more of an effort!

Mammon

Mammon has always been your hype man no. 1 and it's no different in this case

Making you lunches just means peanut butter sandwiches but if you like that (and aren't allergic to peanuts), it's still nice!

He's there for every match you have and watches your training sometimes too if you're ok with it - if not, he wants to pick you up at least though

When you win, Mammon is so loud but his cheers are really cute so you know... He wants you to run into his arms so he can spin you around, please

Shows people videos and pictures of you from one of your matches and gets mad if the person watching it doesn't find you as amazing as Mammon himself does

(they also shouldn't find you too amazing though because then he'll tell them how way out of your league they are and how the Great Mammon is by your side and nobody else-)

Having you coming home late is torture for Mammon but he's either distracting himself by doing things he shouldn't (gambling, scamming, stealing from his brothers, etc) or he's finding ways to be in your presence anyway - aka watch you when you train

Leviathan

He's the very best stan, thank you very much!

For you, he even braves going into the hell that is sports obsessed normies to watch your matches

Cheering you on is an art form and Leviathan has perfected it. He wears your or your teams colors, has your name written on his face, has a chant, a sign, a- you know the drill

Makes you the cutest bento lunches with encouraging notes and a lot of love in them

He gets so insecure and thus jealous of anyone trying to get close, especially if they're not just a fan but someone who plays the same sport as you. "What if having the same passion makes you like them better than some shut in weirdo like him?" his brain tries to tell him

Levi idealises you a bit too much but we knew that already. It's just maybe a bit more obvious that you're basically one of his idols that he actually gets close enough to to touch

Having you come home late sometimes makes his thoughts run wild, even if he knows you have training that day - he just can't help it but distracting himself until you come home works most of the time when he isn't so immersed in his game or show that he forgets the time anyway

Satan

Sports aren't really his thing but... You're doing it, so it's still interesting to him

Wants to know everything about your sport and even tries to give you advice. You may have to stop him right there because you are a professional... Unless maybe he does actually have one or two good points. Maybe he'd be worth listening to at least?

Second place for cute lunches, usually cat themed in some way but definitely nutritious too! He wants to aid you where he can

Of course he's there for your matches, how could he not? His cheers are a bit more quiet but he won't let you question how much he supports you and your passion

Seeing you happy and panting from exertion does something to him, to his heart. It takes him a while to realise that it's love for you that he feels

The fact that you come home late makes him sad sometimes but he knows that your training is important and he tries to suggest some things to do together that don't take a lot of energy - like reading aloud for you to listen to while you lay your head on his lap

Asmodeus

Asmodeus loves how fit you are because of your profession and he makes it abundantly clear as well

Next to outright telling you how hot he finds it how passionate you are, the way he takes the time out of his day to watch you practice (if you allow it) says lore than enough

Your teammates tease you about how obviously interested Asmodeus is in you, though there are also those that are jealous of you... Oh well

Asmo likes to doll himself up in a cheerleader outfit and do a little dance to cheer you on in matches. While he does take away a lot of attention from the actual game, he is very cute

Don't let him make lunches for you. The demon manages to blow the kitchen up trying to make bread, who knows what will happen if he tries to make you a lunch box?

In days when he can't watch you train or if you don't let him, Asmo has no qualms letting you know how lonely he was without you. Clinging to you and whining and telling you that you have to make it up to him

He's pretty easy to appease though, so it's not too bad

Beelzebub

Beelzebub is so happy to have someone else there who also loves to do sports. You may not do the same sport but you can still train your bodies together, if you want to

Going to the gym with Beel is nice, all in all. You get a nice view if you're into that and Beel will help you if you've never been to the gym before

Even if you have, you can still help each other, correct the other's form or spot each other

He will make sure to attend each and every one of your matches and is right there when you cheer because you won or need some comfort because you lost. Beel also asks you to come watch his matches as well

Beel is an amazing cook, so lunches from him are very nice... If he manages to make one, that is. Either way he wants to eat together with you

Having you come home late can make Beel upset sometimes because he misses your company but he's pretty good at keeping himself busy until you're back. If he's a bit more clingy than usual...well, who's gonna complain?

Belphegor

You do a sport? What, professionally even? Damn, he could never

But we knew that already. Belphie yawns at the mere mention of such physical activity and he admires the way you and Beel do so much of it and enjoy it too

Sure he will come to your matches too. Though he may not be able to pay attention the whole time, he still makes an effort to be there to show his support

More importantly, Belphie makes sure that you don't overdo it and helps you get the rest you need to start the next day fit as a daisy

When you're gone for a long time, Belphie either doesn't notice because he had been sleeping or he wakes up and notices and then he gets cranky

You know how he gets... Demanding your attention and being unhappy over the fact you weren't there when he woke up. A little bit of affection and an apology is enough to make him forget his bad mood though