#also Shye swears. like a lot.

[magic-multicolored-miracle]

Law and Order: SVU - The Return of the Prodigal Son

I am MAD bro. Fucking pissed. I don’t even apologize for my language like I sometimes do on reaction posts, because it’s necessary to convey my feelings.

Abso-fucking-lutely everyone deserved better. Kathy. The Stabler children. Ed Tucker. I don’t even like him and I think Brian Cassidy deserved better than this shit. (I know the last two weren’t in the episode, but this whole mess relegated them to inconsequential footnotes in the Elliot and Olivia story and I hate that). 

And it wasn’t even a good episode. Or satisfyingly in any way. I’m guessing conclusions will come on the first episode of Organized Crime but that doesn’t make it acceptable.

Oh shit. I mean I knew. But shit. Poor Kathy.

I am not here for this dramatic, music swells moment (which the closed captions felt it was necessary to emphasize)

That's an interesting position for Elliot to have. I know its to tie in Organized Crime, but otherwise it makes no sense. Also, Fin, that's a lot of information for "called me out of the blue"

What the fuck is that beard, child? (I say to a man my age or possibly older)

Those kids were probably more confused than anyone by the sudden departure of Olivia from their lives a decade ago...and also their mom was just in a bombing. More emotion please

Yay, demonizing protestors... oh good, the guy caught is a right-winger conspiracy guy blaming Antifa. It feels hollow but a tiny bit better. And the Jan 6 line feels shoved in.

"Said the lawyer to the cop." What does that even mean Elliot? 

You don't even know the meaning of the word behave Elliot! You never have.

Liv this is a terrible idea. What are you doing?!

This guy is baiting you Elliot. But also has a point. Go be with your wife and let Liv handle it. You should know by now she can.

Other people rolling up their sleeves: v sexy, here for it. Elliot rolling up his sleeves: instant migraine

If you know this shit, why are you like this? Get it together Stabler.

Yes, he is, Fin. Elliot is a loose canon on the best of days and he is very likely to blow everything.

He should not be involved. Stop telling him anything you wouldn't tell a normal family member of a vic.

Fuck this. Fuck Kathy still having doubts about Liv and Elliot. Fuck her getting hurt just to bring them back together and give him development or whatever. Fuck expecting me to believe that through everything she's been through, Olivia pined for him for a fucking decade. She's not even the same person she was when he left. Fuck them having this conversation now, in a hospital, ten feet from where his wife is injured and probably dying. Fuck it. 

Why can she suddenly not find the exit? Hasn't she been to this hospital a million times?

I love Garland. Bless him for calling bullshit and for trying to set the record straight. Garland is everything I feel right now.

I love the idea that all the Unis are gossipy hens

Well at least she's hanging on for now...it's not going to last though, is it?

Stabler has been a busy, busy boy...

Rollins tiptoeing around the question of who they were to each other really is hilarious

When do we stop the "Sonny's just a cop playing pretend as an ADA" schtick. I'm beyond bored of it

That confirms it was family. Can't turn on someone who doesn't exist

Why do they always run?

No. You're not getting back in an interrogation room on this. Go be with your wife and fuckin kids you dick.

Carisi, that's shady. I love you.

Ok so he's being set up and hung out. Where'd they find this defense counselor?

Oops. Of course there's another attorney sweeping in. Because it would be too easy otherwise.

And now we drop the word Attempted. Have I mentioned FUCK THIS

"We were happy" since when?!?

I'm sorry what?! He called Olivia before he called their children?!

I'm into Carisi with the jacket off and his feet propped on the desk. That is the best thing to come out of this Episode From Hell

Sucks to suck, Yuri. Time to talk.

Now is really not the time for more swelling music and longing eye contact. His wife Literally JUST DIED.

[elliethesuperfruitlover]

My Moots and I (fuck grammar mkay) as Rob Characters (half ass based off of who we write but shhh)

ahha this is a bit long, if i missed u, i’ll be sure to get to it xx

Me: Simon Lewis OR, OR Cormac McNamara. Apart from being chaotic, I'm closest in age to Cormy, and we share a lot of characteristics. I'm sm0rt, don't realize when people gaslight me, and am passionate about the things I like. And I care a fuck ton about my pals, and dive in headfirst into literally everything I do. As well as that, if given the chance, I will infodump about my current hyperfixations.

Kat: @misskittysmagicportal, @miss-kittys-magical-library

She proclaimed herself as Nathan. Yes, this wonderful lady is extremely hilarious and makes jokes in a ton of situations. However, I do believe that she's a bit of a Leon on the inside xx. Now, let me get into this. She's very observant, and goes fucking balls deep if she wants to know something, or if it's just literally /there/. Like Leon. She's also very smart and kind, and has wonderful stories. (like for real she’s super smart i love ur stories kat)

Joz: @joz-stankovich, @sean-falco​

Sean Falco. Now, if I had to describe Joz with one object, it'd be flannel *shrugs*. They literally scream "yes i like flannels, yes i like cabins, yes i like hot choccy". AND THATS IT. Sean (according to my limited knowledge) is a very caring character, and he does what he can in order to help someone in need, or to help someone be happier. Joz is also a superb writer, and if Sean wasn't a photographer, I swear on my right shoulder that he'd write novels. Flor: @super-unpredictable98 

Billy (but also a bit o' Nathan) Flor's great and lovely. As well as that, from my experience, she’d be a bit of a charmer. Also also, one of the sweetest people, and she’s VERY passionate about what she does. Billy has CHARM i tell you, and the hilarity is tied to Nathan. She also makes a crude (but not offensive) joke every now and then.

Shye: @magic-multicolored-miracle, @the-novel-on-the-left

Luba. She sent me a bunch of compliments last night and I was ✨ unable ✨ to handle them. I feel like Luba’s actually really lovely (as ive proven time and time again), you’ve got to get to know him. I didn’t even have to know her to understand that she’s very good. A good egg.

Bad Sext: @badsext

Simon, with a smidge of Nathan. She’s really sweet and lovely! It’s actually been around a year since I’ve first started talking to her so cheers for that! She’s very funny and EXTREMELY hardworking, but still keeps what’s important to her at heart. 

Ry: @crabstick, @bisexualnathanyoung

Nathan with a smidge of Cormac. (but also a lot of Klaus) Ry’s hilarious. Very funny lass. Now, you may be thinking “what about the other somewhat stupid Nathan has said?” none of that applies to her bc she’s a good bean. i’ll fight u. Cormac because she’s also v smart BUT also bc HAVE YOU SEEN HER ANIMAL CROSSING KLAUS. Queen shit right there. 

Shay: @neuroticpuppy, @robertsheehanownsmyass

Klaus, actually. Apart from her fucking EXPERTISE at writing characters (she does it so flippin’ well) and the amount of characters she writes for like hey bestie. We don’t talk /much/ but she’s VERY cool and extremely edumacated. Also, I have a feeling that she probably lit a dumpster ablaze once.

Mickey: @frogs--are--bitches

Leon, no fucking doubts about it. ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH THIS LOVELY BEAN HERE. They’re one of the biggest cheerleaders in this fandom and has some of the most wonderful and funny stories about their oui’d experiences, as well as just randomly doing things. I feel like Leon fits them really well. Mickey’s also super duper caring and very supportive. (like leon)

Lubiaaa(i had to lengthen it i always do her name like that): @the-freckled-luba

Sean but also like *tucks hair behind ear* Simon. One of the most WONDERFUL PEOPLE. Like, she’s always in my tags being like “hi love u” and being really supportive of everyone’s stories. like, hey bestie. Sean’s very supportive (especially of Riley’s toxic faceass) also Simon because Simon canonically has one (1) sister, and Lubia also has siblings. This relates. She’s also such a sweetheart, i love seeing her (and all of my mutuals) in my tags

Bonnie: @seancekitsch

Klaus. SO MANY KLAUS VIBES. but like with a hint of nathan as well. We don’t talk too terribly much, but you’re VERY sweet, and I love your sleepover days! As well as that, she’s an INCREDIBLE writer, and honestly I’m shocked to call you (or any of my other mutuals)my friends. I feel like you also may have lit a dumpster fire.

On a more serious note, I really want to thank my mutuals for always being here for me. My brain is half-cooked eggs most of the time, but y’all are always like “Hey, I’m here for you pal.” And I really appreciate that endlessly. I haven’t had the best luck with friendships in the past, and sometimes I’m unable to understand certain niceties. (I have never used that word in my life, what the fuck.) They’re helped me understand loving myself, and doing my own research. Learning things I might not initially know, or simply just being there. I’m really forever grateful for that though. This is truly one of the best groups of people I have ever met. I love each and everyone of my mutuals so, so much and I really would like to give all of them a very big hug. Also all of my mutuals are beautiful and hot and anyone caught saying otherwise will be b0nked, and I will be stealing your kneecaps.

I’ll be here to love and support y’all if needed, you know these things. 

Love all y’all xx~Ellie