#also Ludwig is a huge nerd lol

[koopaling-headcanons]

- Wendy typically wants specific bags / clutches for Christmas, but the boys (except Ludwig) don't know the difference between any of them, so they just get whatever seems the shiniest.

- Roy acts like he's a "no girly things" tough guy, but all of the koopalings get him books and comfy sweaters because he actually loves to be comfy and cozy.

- Larry usually gives his siblings what he would like, so they usually get sports equipment every year. (They always get him a new video game every year.)

- Morton always gets toy food / toy kitchen stuff because he loves cooking but isn't great at it.

- Iggy has a huge collection of mini chemistry sets (and other science sets, like volcanos and such) from the years, which makes up his lab.

- Lemmy's favourite gift he's ever got was a giant jester teddybear, which he got when he was a baby.

- All of the Koopalings know about Ludwig's love of classical composers, so they get him fancy Victorian-age outfits so he can feel like Beethtoven at all times.

Roy is me irl

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How Much I Would Trust the People of TF2 Holiday Shopping with Me and How Much You Should Trust Them Too

I feel you know the drill. Also based off past experiences. SFW

Scout

9/10

Jeremy is so much fun to go holiday shopping with. He makes the entire trip a journey.

He's surprisingly helpful when it comes to actually figuring out what other people want, but also gets sidetracked by all the things he wants.

Childish wonder is really strong here. We secretly get him some baseball cards bc he’s a nerd and likes to collecting those. also get him a Pokémon plush and he loses his mind. He’s happy.

Yes he wants a picture with Santa.

Soldier

6/10

He dragged Merasmus with and there's nothing we can do about it. We're like the parents and Jane is the had way too much sugar kid.

Jane is everywhere. But he really likes the Smissmas feeling. It makes him happy.

The presents he chooses are absolutely insane though. How are we even going to get that in the car???

He and Merasmus get us chased out of the mall though.

Pyro

7/10

They're such a helpful angel but oh my goodness do they get sidetracked by the toy stores.

Pyro keeps asking to go and eventually we buckle and well, we spend dang near closing playing with the toys.

Other than that Pyro is pretty helpful! Though the things they get for our friends make little to no sense for them personally.

They carry a lot of stuff for us like it's nothing so that's super nice.

Demoman

7/10

When he's not wasted, Tavish is a really fun partner to bring with us. Telling us little anecdotes, getting mall food, it's really fun.

He has,,,, slight insight on what other people want? It's kinda obscure and normally alcohol based. We also have to tear him out of Godiva, but like who can blame him lol.

Yes he gets drunk at some point during the holiday shopping.

Gets into a fight with Santa.

Heavy

10/10

Mikhail is our resident sweetheart. He comes shopping with us and handles so much it's almost insulting.

Mikhail makes sure we don't get swarmed by the crowds. Also gets hot chocolate for us that's sweetie pie behavior.

His insight on the presents we get for others is really personal and sweet. Yes he secretly gets us little cute things to say thank you for spending the day with him.

He asks for our help getting stuff for his mother and sisters and smiles at everything we suggest.

Engineer

10/10

Dell is such a huge fan of the holiday season! Adores Smissmas and probably asks us if we want to come shopping with him first.

He's such a sweetheart too, making sure we make a whole day of it. Breakfast, hot chocolate, good food and when we shop it's full of laughter and fun.

A gentleman through and through. When we're stuck choosing presents, he's got us.

Also buys us stuff when we're not looking and surprises us with it at the end of the excursion.

Medic

10/10

Ludwig is really fun to shop with once we pry him away from his work. He has a deep fondness for the holiday season, bizarrely.

He's like a kid in a candy shop with us. Excitedly showing us things, telling us about how certain things work.

He asks for our help in choosing things for the others and he's always excited to see what we're throwing his way.

He's never actually had a picture with Santa?? So we go with him and he treasures it. Puts it in his wallet.

Sniper

8/10

Mundy likes the holidays but like, in a very lowkey, quiet way. Not a problem at all!

We go shopping with him and he's a little overwhelmed by the pure consumerist aspect but he likes seeing us happy. He definitely gets hot chocolate because I believe Mundy has a slight sweet tooth.

He's actually the type to make his gifts for other people! Might pick up some supplies but he does get stuff for us. Very nice of him.

Honestly we get side tracked just talking to him on the benches in the mall rather than actually shopping because it's more fun to chat.

Spy

8/10

He does NOT want to be at the mall, but goes because we ask him. Also makes a whole day out of it but after noon, we go to high end stores.

Being at the mall he's actually enjoying things just won't admit it.

He's a bit stuck up when it comes to getting people stuff and doesn't actually buy anything at the mall except for the things we show interest in.

The high end stores is where he shows a lot of happiness tbh. We don't understand it at all but he spoils us and his friends (very begrudgingly).

Miss Pauling

9/10

When we're able to peel her away from her work, it's actually really fun to go shopping with her.

Pauling has a lot of fun adventuring with us. She wants to see everything and enjoy the day! Gets hot chocolate, we try on clothes and stuff, it's great fun.

We help her pick out gifts for everyone and she's super thankful. Gets us a few things to say thank you for the help.

Hell we probably see a movie after all of this and get that feeling that's like ??? when the world is dark after it's done. It's a whole day. It's a good day.

Saxton Hale

7/10

I think this might be the highest rating yet for Saxton! The only reason he agreed to come with us is because we asked Mags! And Mags lovingly bullied him into treating us nice.

Saxton won't let us actually buy anything he just steps in and handles it all.

Intimidates the poor workers into practically giving us the stuff. He's pure capitalist Smissmas.

Yes, he fights Santa. Yes, he wins. We may or may not need to call Mags for help to bail him out.

The Administrator

3/10

Helen isn't AS awful for Smissmas shopping but she's still a Grinch.

We drag her to come with us and she spends so much time complaining about literally everything and how low quality it is.

Smokes in the mall which is a big no but surprisingly, she does buy something for us and Miss P!

Dips part way through the excursion and we have to remain on phone call with her smh.

Zhanna

10/10

Zhanna has such fond memories of the holidays with her family and now with Jane that she happily accepts the bonding experience with us.

She has her sisters and mother on phone call so they kinda get included on our trip as well! It's a lot of fun and we kinda get adopted into her family.

We get hot chocolate, choose practical gifts for all of our friends and Zhanna manages to intimidate the sellers to lowering prices for us. Zhanna also gets us a few perfumes/colognes she thinks suit us best!

We help her get stuff for Jane too and she's super thankful. It involves leaving the mall and going to a pet store, which in itself is super fun.

[paperuniverse]

Cursed au ~ Hetalia but give it the same writing as Riverdale

Rivertalia

Inspired by the new shit live actions they keep making of our childhood TV shows and making them edgyTM. Thanks to @lotusdumpling who gave me some of the ideas for this lol.

Anyways Rivertalia takes place in the city of Rivertalia USA despite the fact that there is always Timmies signs to be seen in the background (it’s filmed in Vancouver and they can’t be bothered to edit it in post :/). But moving on to the characters!!

Alfred F. Jones- The main character. He’s a super popular jock and everyone loves him. In season one he finds out his brother Mathew is secretly adopted and his parents are more dark and mysterious than he was led to believe.

Kiku Honda- Alfred’s best friend who’s a nerd and loves anime and video games. He wears glasses now to show how smart he is!!

Feliciano Vargas- Also super popular and friends with Alfred and Kiku. He’s hinted to be bisexual and to be in love with his best friend Ludwig but in season two he gets a girlfriend and the writers make fun of anyone who headcanons him as bi.

Ludwig Beilschmidt- Feliciano’s reclusive best friend who’s also a jock. He has an entire arc about struggling with his feelings and fitting in, hinting to him being gay but then the writers disregard all that the next season.

Francis Bonnefoy- The only canon gay character, he’s a huge slut and inappropriately touches his male friends without their permission. He makes jokes about “not understanding straight people” at the most awkward of times because the writers want him to be relatable.

Arthur Kirkland- The punk boy who sits in the back with a tragic pastTM and is a jerk to everyone. Despite this he’s caught the eye of a girl who he refuses to be nice to for tragic reasons.

Yao Wang- Shows up in the background of one episode in season one then doesn’t make an actual appearance until season three. He’s somehow related to Kiku but the writers can’t remember if he’s his cousin or half brother. Every other Asian at the school also seems to be related to them for some reason.

Ivan Braginski- The school bully and Alfred’s archenemies. He’s a sadistic asshole who picks on everyone and there’s a big scene where Alfred beats the crap out of him and the entire school claps.

Mathew Jones- Alfred’s emo weed smoking brother who’s secretly not his brother at all.

Gilbert Beilschmidt- He’s an unlovable asshole version of his manga counterpart. Dies in season four and comes back in season six as a vampire but only Ludwig is let in on that secret. Everyone else is trying to uncover the truth of how he came back.

Elizabeta Héderváry- On the cheerleading squad and is in an on again off again relationship with Gilbert, but also realized she has a crush on Roderich. Uh oh love triangle! How ever will she choose? She gets together with Roderich after Gilbert dies and when he comes back it’s a whole thing. She is a watered down version of her manga counter part and is no longer the strongest character, she struggles to carry her freakin books now :/

Roderich Edelstein- The cute musical nerd who’s also a stuck up prick, but he is much less likeable than his manga counterpart. He’s in a love triangle with Elizabeta and Gilbert but not really since triangles have three sides and the writers are cowards.