#also Jing internally: damn it azure!

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🤣 This is Jing and Azures brotherhood era character arcs!

Tw implied intimacy and slightly dirty flirting

Azure just being an annoying little shit, and Jing continually getting frustrated and flustered because the stupid Lion won’t stop FLIRTING! Damn it Azure they are in PUBLIC—

Jing, mid battle: “My swords will wipe that stupid grin off your face!”

Azure, after they clash swords together: “I’d rather you be on my face.”

Jing, face going red as a tomato: “grrrrRRRRAAHHHHH-“

(Post battle)

Oblivious guard: “don’t worry sir! I’m sure whatever he said was stupid anyway.”

Jing, face still red: “Yes. It was.”

Oblivious preteen Nezha: “So what did he say?”

Jing: “WELP WE BETTER REPORT THE ARTIFACT IS LOST-“

(W/ the brotherhood)

Peng: “Good job on throwing off that overzealous general! We managed to get the articfact!”

Yellow tusk, curiously: “What did you even say?”

Azure, casually: “Oh you know, just made a comment on his position.”

Six eared Macaque, hiding a grin: “Yeah. Position.”

(Later)

Jing, flusteringly slapping azures chest: “You are an idiot!”

Azure, shirtless and amused: “The offers still open.~”

Jing: “…”

Fun fact, this is the incident where Azure accidentally bit Jing’s ass so hard he couldn’t sit. The more you know.

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I’m just imagining that Erlang, Macaque, Wukong, and Syntax will end up having double the amount of kids that Jing and Azure have, with two thirds of those kids being Shadowpeach babies 🤣

Also between Shadowhound, Shadowpeach, and Monkietech, who’s the one getting pregnant?

Is it a “I carried this one you’ll carry the next one” kinda situation or is it one specific partner (in each relationship) that carries the babies?

Only because they have more partners! 🤣🤣🤣 Their Monkies! They can’t help it!

Ok, a bit more serious note. Tw for fertility issues mentioned, and mentions of past injuries and death.

Erlang and Syntax end up being the ones to carry. I see so many aus about Wukong or macaque being the ones to carry a baby, @quitealotofsodapop having some of the best and most explored. But in Lionsword… well, it’s a struggle.

They’ve gotten hurt a lot. Both as Immortal and as just… monkies. Wukong with the furnace, and mountain, and then the trauma of the circlet (twice), macaque with the FFM burning, both with the constant punches and fights that end up hurting their stomachs and torso area…

Wukong couldn’t carry at all. One of the biggest factors was the molten copper that Guanyin fed him. It didn’t kill him bc 7x immortal, but it wasn’t just a punishment like they thought it was. Turns out, that’s bad for your internal organs! In fact, Wukong struggles to conceive at all, even getting syntax preggo.

Macaques similar, but is still technically able to conceive via pregnancy. When he came back, lbd put him back together better then when he’d died, so that’s the one reason he’s even able to carry at all. Kinda bittersweet.

So while shadowpeach WOULD love to have a bunch of kids with eachother, it’s syntax and Erlang that get preggo most of the time.

OK THAT WAS ALOT OF ANGST BACK TO HAPPY FUN PREGGO-

Erlang and Syntax do take turns! Sometimes they even sync up to suffer together! One time they got pregnant alongside Jing again! To the outside perspective they were like damn rabbits!

It’s discussed more theoretically about cross babies between the poly, ie Wukong/Erlang or Syntax/Macaque. They are are unsure, since those pairs don’t really see eachother as “lovers.” Though surrogacy may be in play? They haven’t decided. (Probably not. Just tossing ideas)