#also I'm avoiding stuff rn so the jjba brain rot is getting worse

[nais-doodles]

Did I ever tell you about my headcanon that stardust crusaders never actually happened and that it was, in reality, a tabletop game and they were all just playing self insert characters?

The GM is actually just the dude who plays Iggy, which is why he enters so late and isn't focused on as much in the story (except that one episode with the bird bc, and I quote "fuck you guys this session is about my character, I never get to do anything fun")?

And that what happened to those specific characters in the final stardust crusaders arc (you know who) is actually just a bunch of really shitty dice rolls and the actual characters are unharmed, just watching angrily bc they can't play their self insert character anymore?

Because I think about it a lot.