#also I really respect your dedication to this ship

[thilsiktonix]

your art is lowkey so cute and id love to see edgar and p03 together in your artstyle (if you want to of course ^_^)

ok so by. the time I realized I was going a bit too crazy on what I said would be an "ms paint doodle", I was already in too deep... ;;;;

when I first saw the ask it was 3 hours old, now it's 6 hours, I can't believe I spent 3 hours on MS paint xDD

anyways I still hope you enjoy :3c !!!! I had a bit too much fun on this one

p.s., I'm probably going to only draw solo - Edgar requests from here on. you're still totally free to send in whatever Edgar-related requests you have but I'll probably just do smaller stuff for the rest of these :)

[mwahgo]

Hello! I don't know if the request limit has reached its limit, but hear me out! Sanji transforms into a woman for any reason you want... with mirror sex and sex toys. I've never seen a fem reader with fem Sanji haha. Please?? 🙏🙏🙏

I FUCKED A GIRL (and I like it)

— Fem! Black leg Sanji x Fem! Reader (One Piece)

[+18 MINORS DO NOT INTERACT 18+]

Summary: Some unknown powder hits Sanji and now you can’t keep your hands off her.

Word count: 2,206 words

Tags: Fem! Sanji, gender bending, bisexual reader, TW: nosebleed, mirror sex, sex toy, use of Y/N, breasts fondling, slight masturbation

Mwahgo's notes: Thank you for the req!😍 tbh i had fun making this WUAHAHA

Luffy jumps around in excitement as he spotted another island up ahead, eager to go on another pirate adventure. The crew is also eager to get on the island since there’s lesser resources now—Zoro needs some more polish for his swords, Chopper wants to buy some new materials for his rumble balls, Robin wants to go a library then shop with Nami and of course, Sanji as the ship’s cook, he needs to go grocery shopping. Everyone wants to do their own errands and you don’t really have something to buy in particular but you don’t wanna be stuck in the ship doing nothing. So you approached the chef—who is preparing some berries.

“Sanji, can I join you in your grocery shopping?” You asked.

Sanji gasped dramatically as his eyes turned into hearts, “Oh course, my dear! Anything to be with you!” He exclaimed with dedication.

You sighed at his exaggerated expression as you both get off the ship with Franky willing to guard the Thousand Sunny since we wanted to do an assessment check on it before we leave. You bid your goodbyes as you joined Sanji to the local market, looking around the variety of goods and fresh products. Merchants and store vendors shouting to get the attention of customers—which one has the better quality, which one is cheaper in price. Sanji, being a 5 star cook, he inspects intently with each product he grabs.

“Look at this one, Sanji. This is one ripe tomato,” You showed him the vegetable in your hand.

He sighed dramatically, “Ahh, you have such a good eye, Y/N-chan~” He swoons.

He lets you put a couple more tomatoes in the bag before you continue walking around. Sanji grabs more items—meat, fish, fruits, vegetables and spices as Sanji paid for the last product of the day, “Shall we go back to the Sunny, my dear Y/N?” He asked

You giggled, “Yes please,” You answered as he blushed.

You both started walking back to the Sunny—meeting Chopper along the way until a woman’s scream ringed inside the market, “SOMEONE HELP! He stole my purse!” The three of you turned to see an old woman in distress, yelling for help as a man runs away, holding her purse.

“Chopper! Hold the grocery, a lady needs saving,” Sanji ordered as he placed the bags in Chopper’s care.

“Sanji, let me come with you!” You declared.

He was about to retort but you cut him off, “Sanji, we don’t have time to argue. We need to get that lady’s bag,” You both started chasing after the burglar in high speed.

You chased him through the streets of the market place—accidentally bumping into different people and the burglar had the audacity to tip over a crate of food in front of us. We jumped over the fallen crate and continue running after him. The burglar turned right into an alleyway as you and Sanji followed after him until it led you all to a dead end.

The burglar obviously panicked—looking around for a small spot to escape until you both were able to corner him, “Looks like you don’t have basic manners when it comes to respecting beautiful ladies,” Sanji sneered as he lights up his cigarette.

The burglar yelped in panic, “Pl-Please..! Just spare me, I-I just need some money to get by!” They exclaimed.

You clicked your tongue at the poor excuse, “Like we’ll believe that shit. If you wanted something to get by, then get a job or steal something from the stalls instead,” You scolded.

Sanji looked at you, weirdly, “Y/N-chan, we’re not supposed to encourage him to steal..” He commented.

You gave him a side eye, “Sanji… we’re pirates, our life is supposed to be about stealing…” You sighed.

While you two were busying bickering, the burglar took the opportunity to pull something out his pocket and throwing it towards you, “DIVERSION ATTACK!” He yelled.

“What the—” You and Sanji started coughing as pink smoke engulfed the small alleyway. Your hands flailed around to clear out the thick smoke as you call out for Sanji, “Sanji?! Are you okay?”

As the smoke clears out, you have a open view of Sanji, who is on the floor, “Sanji? Are you—” Your eyes went wide as you gasped in surprise.

“What is taking them so long?” Nami complained, tapping her feet impatiently waiting for you, Sanji and Chopper.

“Maybe they fell into a pit,” Zoro answered nonchalantly, picking on his ear.

Usopp started shrieking, nervous for the three of you as Nami punched Zoro in the head, “We can’t leave them behind!” She yelled.

“Guys, help!” A small voice called as the crew turned to see Chopper in his deer form running towards the ship with you behind him, carrying someone. The crew gasped as they went down to check on them and the person they bought with them, “Chopper, what’s wrong?!” Luffy frantically asked, “Who is this?”

Chopper sweat dropped as he tried to explain the situation, “So uhm… I don’t know if you’re going to believe this but..” You showed the person that you were carrying as the crew gasped dramatically.

In your arms was a blonde woman, unconscious and wrapped in some formal black clothes and the crew seemed to recognized her, “S-SANJI???”

Luffy laughed loudly, rolling on the floor for laughing so much. Zoro snickered on the side while observing the situation, “How does it feel like to be in the woman’s situation now, shitty cook?” He smirked.

Sanji, who apparently took the most shot of a gender bending powder that was thrown towards both of you, turned into a woman is now sitting on the grassy floor of the Sunny as his (or her?) veins pulsed in anger, “SHUT UP YOU FUCKING MOSSHEAD!” His brash voice turned feminine as Luffy and Zoro continued to make fun of him.

“We were just trying to get a old woman’s purse back, I didn’t know it’ll end up like this..” You sighed.

Nami rubbed her temple in frustration, not only Sanji turned into a woman and we don’t know who the burglar that turned him into one, her crew members are being immature in the situation, “Okay, how should we solve this?” She questions.

“Should we still even solve this?” Zoro asked, casually.

Sanji threw a kick to his head, “OF COURSE YOU FUCKING IDIOT!” She yelled.

The two started fighting and the other crew members in the background just watched while discussing the plan to find the burglar who gender bend Sanji. They ended the discussion with all of them going out, even though it was quite unnecessary to go to that length, “We'll never know if there’s a lot of his guys,” Luffy argued, grinning.

You sighed and let the crew do their thing as they left the Sunny, leaving you and Sanji in the ship. You look down at the sulking chef, “You okay, Sanji?”

She sighed, “I know it’s not something to be worried about, but everything just feels weird,” Her delicate hands grabbed her breasts as the soft chest bounce on her palms. You tilted your head in confusion until her nose spurts out blood as her eyes turned into hearts, “B-Boobs..” She swoons.

Your eyes widened before sighing—typical Sanji behavior, even swooning at her own boobs, “Y/N-chan, I really wanna see my own boobs!” Sanji pleaded.

You thought about it for a moment, Sanji looks pleasing right now—bouncing her breasts in her hands and her thighs shakes excitedly for your approval. You never really openly attracted to girls, sometimes the girls in the Straw hats gets you riled up with their outfits, now with Sanji openly wants to see herself naked.

You smirked mischievously, “Sure, let’s go to my room,” You led Sanji to your room as she excitedly follow behind.

You both entered your room as you secretly locked the door from behind—if any of the crew members ever come back. As Sanji stripped off her clothes, you perched a full length mirror in front of her, “Are you ready to see yourself as a woman?”

Sanji buzzed in excitement as she slowly face the mirror. Blood bursts out from her nose when she saw her own boobs, “OWAAHHH! I…” She stammered, “… I finally get to see some woman’s breasts!” She exclaimed, eyes sparkling in joy.

You giggled as she admired herself on the mirror, closely looking at her breasts and playing with the plush muscles. As she was busy looking at herself, you went behind her and wrapped your arms around her small waist, “You wanna feel something amazing, Sanji?” You asked.

Sanji snapped out of her sexual daze, “H-huh?” She looked at you confusedly as your hands trailed up to her breasts to pinch her nipples. She let out a small moan and her eyes widened in surprise, “You feel that? My fingers playing with your nipples?”

She nodded as more whimpers came out her lips. You guided her to the bed as you sat her down your lap while continuing to pinch her nipples, “Do you wanna see more?” You whispered in her ear.

She nodded as your hands went to her thighs before spreading them open. Sanji gasped at the sight on the mirror, her own wet pussy glistening in front of the mirror.

She gulped at the view, “I.. Is that what it looks like?” She asked as you nodded.

“You wanna try and touching it?” You asked as she nodded. You guided her hand to her clit, her fingers grazing on the sensitive blud as she let out a small moan. You continue to guide her fingers to a rubbing motion as she finally got used to it, rubbing her pussy in a controlled pace, “Does it feel good, Sanji?”

She nodded, moaning in pleasure. She bit her lip as the pace of her fingers quickens, signaling that she is about to cum, but you suddenly stop her, “Wh-Why, Y/N-chan?” She desperately asked.

You only giggled as you opened your drawer and pull out a dildo. You heard Sanji gasping at the sight of the sex toy, “A-Are you going to use that on me, Y/N-chan?” She asked

“Well, if you want to,” You answered.

Sanji contemplated for a moment, yes, he wanted to see a woman naked on how he likes it but he wasn’t expect to be fuck like one. But he felt this arousal while looking at the dildo in your hands as he sighed, “I-If I’m going to be fucked by you, then it will be a pleasure,” She smiled sheepishly.

You smirked as you positioned Sanji back to your lap—spreading her legs open in front of the mirror. Her breathing shakes as you placed the dildo between her puffy pussy, rubbing it up and down from her slit to the sensitive nub.

“Pl-Please, Y/N-chan put it inside me..” Sanji pleaded, looking at you through the mirror.

You smirked as you slowly inserted the dildo inside of her pussy, her hands went to your arms to get a hold from the sudden pleasure. The tip of the dildo hits her cervix, making her hips thrust back to the dildo. This hints you to start fucking her as your hands moves the dildo inside and out Sanji’s pussy as she moans in pleasure.

“Ohhh! Y/N-chan.. I’ve n-never felt this..” She whimpered, “.. This pleasure before,” She cried.

Your hand quickens, fucking her pussy with your sex toy as he hips arched twitched from the sudden change of pace. Sanji’s lips lets out the delicious moans as she glanced at her reflection in the mirror. Her legs spread wide on your lap as the dildo plunges inside of her own pussy. You bit your lip on how Sanji looked—taking the dildo like a good girl.

“O-Oh fuck! Y/N-chan! I feel like.. I’m gonna cum!” She cried as her hips grinds on the thrusting dildo.

You giggled as your hand continues to fuck the dildo into Sanji in a rough pace. Her moans became louder as tears prickled in her eyes, her hands now gripping the sheets as she felt the tight coil in her stomach. The dildo buried deep inside her made her cum hard as she squealed loudly, back arching from the intense orgasm. After that, Sanji plopped on your chest, panting heavily as you giggled. You carried her exhausted body to your bed before covering her with your blanket as you heard the crew outside.

You stepped out and saw them boarding in the Sunny while Nami handed you a small pouch, “We got the reversal powder, we might went a little overboard because the Marines were called,” She sighed before glancing at Zoro and Luffy.

You chuckled, “Thanks Nami, but I’ll give it to Sanji later. She seemed exhausted today,”

[minlahzz]

friede with an introverted s/o.

requested.

this guy is really interesting. i hope they stretch out his character more, because all he's known for is just being the hero when liko and roy are getting cooked. it's not enjoyable anymore the 1st time, but im glad we got to know more about his backstory and pikachu, i think that episode was more enjoyable than the recent ones, because it actually felt like i was watching pokemon the anime. anyway sorry for the yap, this was fun to do.

— NOTE : LOWERCASE INTENDED

since friede is definitely a social house, people wonder how you guys met. it's like opposites attract, or sun and moon.

he's dedicated into making sure you're comfortable around the environment of the ship. friede asks you to go but never forces you out during their bonding moments, (picnics)

and he'd talk for you when there's way too much people, or tell this people to go away for you. he's straight forward anyway.

you're introverted (of course,) so you've never really talked to the kids, but they've always wanted to talk to you, just too shy to do so. liko and roy would ask friede, and he'd all go all golden retriever (or pikachu) mode. he rambles about you, in the most inlove way possible

captain pikachu always had a liking to you, this electric rats love for you probably competes friede's love for you! like pokemon like trainer, what can i say? friede's also not bothered with it, he thinks of it as his two favorite people bonding.

speaking of bonding, when everyone else in the rising volt tacklers are asleep–he'd take you out to ride charizard, not anywhere special preferably just a stroll around places or star gazing if you're a fan of that.

he'll do anything you'd want when he has free time, journaling? he'll journal and make crappy stickers to design it with! reading? friede has alot of books from his time as a passionate professor (not that he's not passionate anymore.)

he encourages you to socialize with others, but remember that it's alright to take things slowly.

when you do socialize with others, friede is watching far away proud. he knows you have a social battery though, and can take you out of the conversation when you feel discomfort.

and he's pretty supportive in whatever you do! he'll support your boundaries and make sure other people support and respect them. friede isn't always there, but captain surely is, when you're missing friede there's always this gremlin rat as a replacement.

[lets-try-some-writing]

I have observed several types of fic writers, and so for kicks and giggles, here they all are. Each of them scares me for different reasons.

The Prepared And Ready To Publish™:

Several documents dedicated to worldbuilding, planning, cross referencing, character lists & traits, plot twists, and then the actual fic document.

Dedicated to the max to creating a rich world. Probably knows more about the niche thing than you ever will. 100% could have written a thesis and chose to do fic instead (or did both at the same time).

Created a masterpiece and promptly vanished off the face of creation before coming back in with another banger to crush souls and save fandoms.

Their arrival is akin to the birth of a new era because they never fail to somehow make a niche ship popular, make a headcanon fanon, or otherwise give so much depth and interest to a character or setting that whatever they have devised is largely accepted as gospel by their readers.

They either use a high end writing program or wordpad. There is no in-between.

Mysterious. Very mysterious. Reasons for this mysteriousness vary between fics and authors.

100000/10 would be friends with them if I could. Legendary writers. But also they scare me because ??? What void offered you such power ?????

The Baby Writer:

All vibes and loosely strung plots.

It may not make the most sense, but good gracious the dedication is there.

Notable lack of comprehension when it comes to characters and places, but it's bad form to not leave a kudo because it takes guts to post anything in fandom.

They are still figuring things out and their grammar or formatting (possibly both) is probably a mess, but they've put heart into their work.

Sweetest rays of sunshine who want to be involved and are eager to learn the ropes.

The fandom's young ward or despised new arrival (depends entirely on fandom popularity and age).

8/10 would happily offer advice to them. Just can't read their work for too long without wanting to throw it into grammarly. The fear factor comes in the form of the miraculous misuse of fandom terminology. (Yeah it's tough bud, the fanon is wild. But goodness that term/canon word does NOT mean what you think it does.)

The Smut For Your Soul:

Meticulously plans the smut with all the loving care of a sculptor.

Somehow plot got involved.

Miraculously, they managed to not include an iota of plot and it has somehow managed to work.

Headcanons abound and cuteness and or angst lurks merrily behind every corner.

The tags mean everything and nothing at the same time. They are but faint guides to the fae wilds ahead. Tread lightly.

Has a mountain of unfinished WIPs that will follow them to the grave or emerge ten years after conception to grace whatever fandom spawned the idea.

The fandom thanks them for their service, although often that praise is late or hits like a freight train.

???/10 I personally avoid smut but I have friends who write it so it really depends. Terrifying because you never know who falls into this role of writer. It could be anyone. Normalcy is a mask poorly adorned for the sake of conforming to The Great Machine.

The Angst Lord:

Has a million slightly different ways to hurt their blorbo. Each are somehow more horrifying than the next.

The embodiment of the iceburg videos seen all over the net. Ask one question and you shall unravel and scheme of torment so great you shall regret having dared to speak up.

Has dozens of WIPs or unwritten ideas that they claim they will return to.

They are controlled by passion and emotion and can and will insert their own complicated situation into a fic.

Almost nothing is off limits.

Arrives to the fandom ready to brawl and somehow ends up respected or feared. They often stare in bafflement as they end up unscathed and watch angry comments fly toward the arguably innocent shippers.

Generally some of the nicest people who happen to enjoy inflicting The Horrors upon someone fictional.

'10/10 would befriend and promptly regard like a wild racoon. Offerings of angsty ideas yield delightful commentary. But also I need to prepare myself for anything they say because O U C H my SOUL.

The General Writer:

Fluff, cuteness, possibly a delightful touch of angst and pure unbridled creative simplicity.

They may not have the most brutal or soul wrenching tale, but they always manage to write something that someone, somewhere, desperately needs.

Devastatingly underrated and deserves far more praise for their contributions to the fandom.

Produces some of the softest of scenes and the most touching of interactions between characters in a contained, careful crafted, tale.

Introducing new ships or family dynamics in such a tasteful manner that brain chemistry can easily be altered.

Arrives to the fandom as a lurker and shows their appreciation through their work. Oftentimes, they are very quiet and go unnoticed.

INFINITE/10 Love these writers, honestly a gift to fandom. The sheer level of dedication to producing fluff is astounding and scary all at once.

The OC X Canon:

Has so many ships and headcanons that it's astounding.

The lore development rivals IDW and Lost Light combined. All the kudos to them for putting their souls into their characters.

The dedication is mind boggling.

They put up with so much crap they could be in MMA Wrestling if the verbal assaults translated into physical strength.

Has so many adjustments to lore and whole AUs devoted specifically to creating a perfect world.

Skilled in the extreme (or not) at integrating their ocs into canon.

Arrives to the fandom not intending to make ocs. Leaves with seventeen leashes for their new abominable creations. Is loved or hated by literally everyone, sometimes for no reason.

6/10 perfectly lovely people but very niche in their interest and thus not everyone's cup of tea. Scary because that level of sheer willpower is meant for demi-gods.

There are more types of writers, but these feel like the big overarching ones. Which kind of writer are you? :D

[candychasse]

Hiii! I asked this question on the ‘Osana’ Reddit and you said you had more, SOOOO: What are all of your headcanons for the Male Rivals?? General Headcanons pretty pretty please :3

Haiii! Good to see you on here ^w^ & ofc!

(Also ignore the fact half of them don't get fun pictures or a gif I'm posting from the app lol xD)

General Male Rivals Head cannons!

Osano Najime

He is stupidly good at playground games (like rock paper scissors, go fish, etc) to the point where nobody wanted to play with him as a kid because they knew he'd win.

Favorite Pixar movie is inside out.

He actually is really good friends with Hanako. They both spend a ridiculous amount of money on blind bags together. And whenever Osano goes to the store he keeps an eye out for ones Hanako would like.

And Hanako has made him a friendship bracelet, which Osano being the tsundere he is, promptly pretended to hate it but still wears it as an anklet to this day.

Has helped organize fund raisers for local animal shelters and veterinary emergency rooms.

I feel like he has contact lenses and wore glasses in middle school. Whenever he's doing his judgemental stare his friends if he's put his contacts in that day.

He gets really into decorating and customizing his phone, like changes his whole layout, stick, phone charms, pop socket, app overlays, wallpaper, depending on what season it is.

Reads shojo manga but pretends to hate it.

^ his favorite is fruits basket

Amao Odayaka

One time he was at his great grandma's house making sourdough bread, and he accidentally slammed it on the old wooden counter so hard that he made a hole which the dough fell through to the cabinet shelf below. So not only did he break a counter he also had to scrap the whole batch. That memory haunts him and keeps him up at night.

Impulsively buys every apron he sees. He has a whole section of his closet purely dedicated to aprons.

Favorite movie is ratatouille, naturally.

He is uh, a little dense when it comes to social cues. He's nice don't get me wrong, just he isn't very good at getting sarcasm.

His favorite deserts to make are macarons and pound cake.

He has a love-hate relationship with the Gordon Ramsay show 'Hell's Kitchen' because he gets ridiculously mad at the condition the kitchens are always in. But he loves seeing the before and afters.

He runs the cooking club like a pirate ship tbh, he usually has to break up fights between the members. Except for Saki because she minds her own beeswax.

Kizano Sunobu

He has played many, many, roles in theater such as: The Wicked Stepmother From Cinderella, The Phantom of the opera, The Rat King, King George the third in Hamilton, and many more.

He can sing quite well, and took gymnastics lessons as a child so he could very much be considered a quadruple threat. (Singing, Acting, Dancing, and Acrobatics.)

Went to a preforming arts high school, but due to his family moving he had to transfer to Akademi.

His favorite animated movies are Leap! And Anastasia. Although he does have a love for old Disney aesthetics.

He has quite sensitive skin, being allergic to glycerin, so he has to be very particular about what products he buys.

Kizano plans on becoming a Broadway actor once he graduates, and because of that he is fluent in both Japanese and english, and is working on learning Spanish.

He really appreciates the club members who are stage hands, always making sure to thank them after every show.

While he is cocky, egotistical, and down right self centered at times, he does truly appreciate his club members.

He has some, interesting opinions on the other club leaders...

He likes and appreciates Amao, mainly because they both have an unyielding passion for their respective fields.

He hates and despises Asuo, because he finds him too relaxed and annoyingly positive.

He in fact does not know Oko exists.

Oko Ruto

Is very good at sewing due in part to the fact he likes to replace the button hole embroidery on his white shirts to a beige tone and the buttons to match his eyes, making it look like his buttons are eyeballs. Also because sewing comes in handy for occult/supernatural shenanigans.

Likes to visit graveyards to see if there's any intriguing tomb stones. Like funny last words, statues of the dead, intriguing ways a person died, ect.

^ he is very respectful though, only really approaching graves that are particularly old.

The occult club does more than just stalking students and summoning demons. they also practice ways to tell the future, speak to ghosts, birth chart and palm readings, and alien investigation night. (Held every other Tuesday.)

He watches BuzzFeed unsolved supernatural. Because weirdly enough true crime gives him the creeps but not ghosts and ghouls.

His favorite animated movies are, Spirited Away, Alice in wonderland, and Paranorman.

His father was a paranormal investigator, but has major Dale Gribble vibes so safe to say he runs an occult goods shop with tarot cards, oujia boards, future reading tea and eggs, and more now after being 'encouraged to retire'.

His mother is a practicing psychic who was actually brought in to help solve the murders at Akademi. She now runs an in store future reading service. Personality wise she's very much so like Jessica Rabbit, sweet charming, and a showman at heart.

Asuo Rito

This man seems like a golden retriever and he is, but sweet Lord does he not actually process his emotions. Everytime he gets upset over something he just throws himself further into training regiments.

Has like seven dogs currently and overall in his life he's had twenty.

Enjoys all sports but knows he should be focusing on just one, but he just can't pick. He enjoys track and field best, but that could just because that's what he wins the most medals for....

Took one martial arts lesson when he was ten and Budo accidentally broke his nose. Swore off martials arts ever since.

Speaking of which, childhood friends with Budo, although at first they didn't like each other because they were on opposing soccer teams.

He in fact does not know Kizano has one sided beef with him. He thinks of all the club leaders as his friends, except Kaga, he finds him creepy.

Favorite animated movie is the Incredibles.

Man is his and his teams own cheerleader, doing full on chants and cartwheels at swim meets.

^ has accidentally cartwheeled into the pool, DURING A RACE.

Mujo Kano

This man would make a better mortician than a nurse! He always gets hung up on fixing patients hair rather than filling out important paperwork.

Studying to be a pediatrician, specifically specializing in infants.

Has an unhealthy build a bear problem. He builds a bear every week and they have invaded his couch, bed, and shelves.

He is a walking disaster. Someone save him.

Osoro Shidesu

Chain smoker, no further elaboration.

He's weirdly stoic, like definitely not a party person, despite being a delinquent hooligan he reminds sorta like an old timey knight.

Rbf to the max, man came into this world with a scowl. There's not a single picture of him in his childhood where he doesn't look like a hell spawn.

Good at cooking in the same way a shady Denny's chef is good at cooking. Like cigarette in hand, cussing under his breath, while making the best funfeitti pancakes known to man.

It brings joy to his grinchy little soul to see a slug bug. Like in ironically giggles when he sees one.

Also thinks clowns are hilarious. In another life he'd be a shady circus owner.

He either has the cutest softest smile known to man, or the creepiest smirk ever.

Favorite animated movie, Up and lady and the tramp.

At his core he does believe in fairness. If a guy is harassing a waitress he won't hesitate to take him outside iykyk.

Hanako Yamada

Has gotten his arm stuck in an arcade machine after trying to just grab the plushie he wanted. The fire station was called and had to help get him out.

Wears keychains on his belt loops of his favorite characters like Keroppi, Hello Kitty and Mimi, and Happy from fairy tail.

Is actually not that social around those he doesn't know, personally I like to think he has some form of social anxiety which prevents from getting close to many people.

The reason why he dresses so cutely is that he figured that even if people stared at him, at least he'd know why rather than just being clueless.

Favorite animated movie is the toy story saga which he cries to every time he rewatches.

Really enjoys playing matchmaker with people he knows, for example in middle school he introduced his aunt to his homeroom teacher, leading for them to get married three years later.

Loves playing animal Crossing (and spending a ridiculous amount on leaf tickets in pocket camp)

Has an absurd amount of plushies, except he does know how to stack them properly to make it seem like he only has a few.

Is studying to be an architect or interior designer, he hasn't quite decided yet but he hopes to someday make homes that'll reflect his clients essence.

Has two pet hamsters, Hamtaro and Hamantha.

Megamo Saikou

Denser than cement when it comes to how much things cost. Not like business expenses because he's been trained for that, but he does think a loaf of bread costs twenty bucks.

Was a premature baby and had a heart problem causing him to be rushed into surgery nearly immediately after being born.

Would be studying to be a brain surgeon if he wasn't set in stone to inherit the company.

Actually rather appreciates the arts, such as art galleries and musical theater.

Favorite animated movie is sleeping beauty.

Likes to people watch, he finds it amusing to see how others live.

Is a horrible cook, like cannot make box Mac n cheese.

[csainz5]

Mine || Charles Leclerc #16

pairing: charles leclerc x girlfriend!reader

summary: in which seeing people ship you with other drivers fuels the possessiveness in charles.

author notes: can u tell ive been obsessed with culpa mia. also this is my first charles fic (!!!) i made sm tweaks to the original req im so sorry 😭 deff been in a slump recently bc exams but 🙏 no beta read!! this one is still raw asf lol

req: yes/no.

wc: 1.2k words

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the air as the weekend approached was filled with an adrenaline of its own. drivers loitering on the paddock, a camera shoved up each one of their faces. most of them were making videos for their teams social media, while others were giving interviews. silly banter & playful hazing surrounded the place as the free practices neared. as calm and laid back as the environment was, a new buzz had taken over the virtual world. it seemed like the redbull fans had taken on a new intrest in a the friendship you and max shared, suspecting it could be more than just friends. you’re shocked as you read through the articles, what could possibly make it seem like you were both in any sense more than just friends? max was like the brother you never had, and you, the sister he had always hoped of having. as much as the articles were delusional, you didnt really care that much about them, i mean why would you be afraid when there’s nothing youre scared of being open to the public? okay, maybe not everything. not the time when you were so drunk you demanded every guy on the paddock to quote “settle it with me on the ring”, not the time when you were the culprit behind the hilarious azerbaijan mix up where you stole the champagne on the podium and replaced it with an empty one, and definitely not the fact that you’re already taken, by a person known to all on the paddock.

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The morning of the race was always an exhilarating one no matter which team youre driving for, or which team you’re rooting for. the passion, the dedication and the confidence in the each and every drivers persona was enough to fill you in the same mindset. though youve always been a redbull fan, which, i mean is definitely not even surprising considering you probably frequent their garage more than some of their own engineers, youve always held an admiration for all the drivers. even you knew how dominant the redbull cars were, so seeing the rest of the drivers still catch up with less resources filled your heart with pride. you look up at the fan’s waiting impatiently for the race to start with a smile on your face. this, will never get boring, you think.

Lord Percival 👑

can’t find you anywhere near here, don’t tell me you’re ditching me today yet again 😔

a chuckle escapes your lips.

You

i wouldve come over but you’re all the way across rn 😭 i’ll definitely be waiting for you after the race tho.

Lord Percival 👑

wow. way to betray me over text babe

You

okay drama queen 😒

Lord Percival 👑

guess you rubbed off on me then mon jolie

You

ill make it up to you, i always do.

just before you press send, you notice the drivers had already left for their respective interviews. whats the point in sending it now anyways, you decide.

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the dark looms over the sky as celebrations near. the smell of alcohol, weed and god knows fucking what become all too familiar to you at this point. you reach the party alongside max, which considering he’s your best friend was not out of the ordinary for you, but little did you know, it didn’t help the ongoing rumours one bit. the familiar stench of reporters clogs your mind. what the hell were the doing here? and more importantly why were all of them suddenly taking an intrest in your friendship with max? question after question is thrown at you which makes you realise youve had enough of this. you reach for your phone.

You

screw this party

wanna meet up at our usual spot?

Lord Percival 👑

im always down 🙏

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you could never get sick of this. the same ride, the same atmosphere, the exact same playlist playing over and over again, the curves of the road as you drive through. because you know, at the end of this journey would be the same thing you look forward to, every time. so you get into you car, and drive the same drive to the same spot, once again. at a pillar reading out “623” you stop by the ferrari you know all too well.

there he was. i could never get used to seeing him like this, you think, dressed up in formals but looking formal in no way whatsoever. shriveled hair, buttons unbuttoned, jewellery he knows how to style in just the right way. his crazed eyes of emerald, gazing into you with an intensity that makes your nerves shiver.

“took you long enough to come here” he says, holding you waist. “it was a longer drive than usual” “is that so?” he says, stepping aside you to rest against his ferrari, right beside you. folding his arms, he continues, pulling a cigarette out of his blazer, “want one?” “please, today was a bitch” “i could say the same for me, really” he reaches towards you, lighting your cigarette. “races in monaco are my favourite” he says, looking up at the sky. “yeah, id imagine so. nothing beats home” “yeah, it’s great to be home and all, but theres also something in monaco that beats the thrill any race could give me” he steps forwards, hands placed beside either sides of you.

he pulls the cigarette from your lips, taking in a puff himself. he brings his lips to your ear, “or rather, theres someone in monaco, who beats the thrill any race could give me” he whispers, blowing the smoke away. he flicks the cigarette aside and steps on it, as he lifts your face up, meeting your eyes with his own. “someone who sighs right when i kiss her here,” he goes on to place a chaste kiss on your mole, right on your neck by your jawline. and like a story repeated enough times, you sigh. “someone who arches her back when i pull her hair slightly like this,” he gently tugs your hair, making a makeshift ponytail and like a telltale, you arch your back, the satisfaction of being right sprawled across charles’s face.

“but of all, the one thing that makes me come back to this place again and again, is knowing that—“ he lifts your hips up, making you wrap your legs around him. “you’re mine.” the second he says that, its like all the dots connected in your head. you never thought charles would be jealous of the rumours, given how he was the one who didn’t want your relationship to be public. “charles, are you jealous?” you ask. “so what if i am?” “well, i for one wouldnt want my boyfriend to be feeling like that anymore” “what do you mean?” you pull out your phone from your clutch, “kiss me” “wait what are you doing?” “i said, kiss me” you say, pulling him in by his jaw. “im conf-“ you kiss him, shutting him up. as he closes his eyes he finds himself to not be able to help himself from drowning into you, well atleast until a flash brings him out of his trance. “im going to post it.” “you don’t have to, you know” “but i want to. i want everyone to know how much you mean to me charles. you’re my favourite person and i would hate to see you be jealous”

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“i can’t believe you actually did it, jolie” “its the least i could do” you say, pecking his cheek. “but ive gotta say, i definitely wouldnt mind seeing this shade of you more often” “you haven’t seen the end of me yet, mon ange”

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okay so I’ve seen and loved a bunch of these posts already but everything u say is immediately correct and amazing and sending u asks is the best

opinions on why zukka works and makes sense as a ship and if you think it could work in canon (outside of fanon)?

I CANT BELIEVE YOU JUST MADE MY ENTIRE LIFE COMPLETE AND FULL BY ASKING ME THIS QUESTIONNNN (strap in folks hold on to your hats keep a good hold on your bladders bc this is 10+ years worth of BUSINESS)

Why "Zukka" works and makes sense as a ship

something i've discussed THROUGHLY with my notes app and a school slides presentation is that Zuko and Sokka are both direct parallels AND contrasts to one another, at the same time. i'll list them out here:

Their fathers' roles in their lives

Both Hakoda and Ozai were the leaders of their respective nations, with Sokka and Zuko as the heirs. Then, they both become absent in their sons' lives and leave them to fend for themselves.

This is a parallel, but this is also where they contrast. Sokka's father left to go fight in the war, a noble and honest pursuit, and left Sokka to protect his sister and the village.

Ozai, on the other hand, cast Zuko out of the nation and forced him to protect and defend himself, while effectively turning all their people and his own sister against him.

Their sisters' roles in their lives

Despite both of them being the oldest sibling and brother, they both have severe inferiority complexes due to their younger, powerful bending sisters.

With Katara, she was the only waterbender in the entire tribe, a marvel. She could learn to protect the tribe in a way that Sokka had been trying all his life, and she eventually does. Despite all this, Katara is still a grounding and valued person in his life, and he would be completely lost without her (something he openly admits to in canon!!)

With Azula, she was a prodigy firebender, while also being a special kind of keen and cunning. She was adored by their father and grandfather and Zuko could never quite measure up. Because of this, Azula is the main villain in Zuko's childhood. She does everything she can to break him down, and that continues when she returns as a character in his life in season two. All throughout the show, instead of being a source of comfort and familial love, she is his main obstacle he must overcome.

The loss of their mothers

Both Sokka and Zuko lost their mothers at very young ages to the Fire Nation, but they had vastly different impacts on their families (and further developed their sisters' roles in their lives!!)

When Sokka's mother died, she was killed by a Fire Nation general. Katara quickly took over the motherly role in his life, cementing her place as a grounding and comforting force. Her death also did not break their family. It deeply hurt all of them, but Katara, Sokka, and Hakoda still loved one another just as much as before.

When Zuko's mother died (obviously not really, but this is what he believes for many years), she was "killed" in order for his father to ascend to the throne and become Fire Lord. This left Zuko without anyone to protect him from Azula's tormenting and cemented her place as a destructive, villainous person in his life. Ursa's death also did destroy their family. Whatever way she had managed to keep them all together was eradicated, and Zuko was left with a sister and father that resented him and a sister fighting for his place in the line of succession.

Their obessesions

Both Sokka and Zuko had two bone-deep obsessions that were very defining parts of their characters in the first season, that slowly wavered and faded away as the story progressed and they developed as people. They were both given these obsessions by their fathers immediately before they became absent in their lives (whether leaving themself or sending their son away) and proceeded to dedicate their entire life to these goals in the name of honor.

With Sokka, his father asked him to protect his sister and his village. Sokka then dedicates all his time and energy to becoming a brave soldier and training the children of the village in order to protect his people. This is seen further in season one even after they leave, when he is overly protective of Katara and constantly worried for her safety (something this fandom doesn't talk about enough!!)

With Zuko, his father sent him on a wild goose-chase to find the hundred-years-lost Avatar, and when he actually does, all he can do is chase after Aang so he can go back home. As we see in season three, letting go of capturing the Avatar was essentially letting go of his former self.

Unlearning their flawed cultures (the big one!!!!)

Both of their cultures had many flaws that became ingrained in their belief systems and characters; their whole development is dedicated to unlearning these flawed teachings and reorienting their perception of the world.

It is very obvious throughout the shows that the Water Tribe had strict gender roles that were both implicitly and explicitly taught from birth. The men go off to fight in the war, the women take care of the children, Sokka has to protect his "defenseless" little sister, etc. Suki helped start him on the journey of unlearning his deeply-rooted misogyny, and by the end of the series he's really drinking the Respect Women Juice™️ (unlearning the flaws of his culture also brought him much closer to his sister and strengthened their bond and respect for one another)

The Fire Nation is a lot more complicated with a lot more cultural nuances and implicit and explicit teachings, but we'll focus on one central cultural theme: the constant prioritization of ambition over absolutely everything else, including (if not especially) love. (I actually talk about this extensively in another analysis post about Azula, if you want to check that out<3) We see Zuko battle with this teaching all throughout the series, and it is the main conflict he faces, at its heart.

We watch him commit his entire life to capturing the Avatar in season one. We watch him betray his uncle in season two. We watch him, time and time again, put his own health and safety on the line trying to capture Aang, especially in season one. Constantly, over and over again, he puts his ambition first because that was what he was taught.

And though this is a trait him and Azula share, it is also what pits them against each other. Azula's entire character is built on putting ambition first, and that leads her to chasing the throne that is Zuko's birthright. Zuko just wants to go home, but that would reestablish him as the heir to the throne. Time and time again, we watch them fight and betray each other, constantly battling for this crown for a broken nation. In the end, it is Azula's undoing, but that's another post.

All in all, unlearning the flaws of their culture is central to their development as characters and a place where they parallel... but it is also a place where they directly (and perfectly) contrast.

Despite the cruelty of the Fire Nation, they are the only military that includes women. They seem to not really struggle with the same gender roles the rest of the world does. They may be colonizers, but they're not misogynists. Zuko never looked down on his sister because she was a woman, nor did her father. It was always her propensity for cruelty that undid her. (They even send a team of highly skilled women to capture the Avatar!!)

This is a direct contrast to the teachings of the Water Tribe, which are entrenched in misogyny and gender roles. The men go off to war, the women stay behind. The men are strong, the women are weak. Can you imagine how much Zuko could have assisted Sokka in his development here? (blah blah directly paralleling Suki's role in Sokka's life blah blah blah)

In the Water Tribe, love and family comes before everything. We see that time and time again. Sokka's main priority, every time, is his sister and his tribe. They stick together. They love one another. They are united, with one person leading them as a group but not standing over them like a tyrant. "Ambition" seems like a mostly unheard of concept in their nation. The only ambition we ever really see from Sokka is when he's trying to protect his tribe (season one finale)!!

Can you imagine how much Sokka could have helped Zuko unlearn his constant prioritization of ambition?? Like, come on. All the things Zuko was left to stew with and angst over all on his own Sokka could have gently taken into his own hands and shown him the way. Like, it actually makes me go feral just thinking about it. Sokka could have helped Zuko so much!! (pushing the Ba Sing Se Zukka AU rn)

Consensus

Okay, let's recap. It looks like Zuko and Sokka are both direct parallels and contrasts, paralleling in the ways that allow them to understand each other but contrasting in the ways that help them heal one another. Like, it's actually insane. I really don't know if it was intentional or not but it's really just so perfect. They slot together perfectly as characters. I hope this all made sense😭😭

Could "Zukka" work in canon?

Now, this is tricky. Believe it or not I'm actually really glad they didn't make Zukka canon. ATLA had a huge problem with writing good romance, and in the canon we saw in the show, neither Sokka or Zuko were in a place to get together.

I've enjoyed my fair share of Zukka AUs where they get together before the end of the war, but you and I both know that would have been a hot mess. (Both of them just weren't ready, they were both in relationships, and sorry but they were kinda busy—Katara was right about the whole "there are other things to worry about.") If they were ever to get together in canon, it would have to be years after the war ended.

Let's address a few things that needed to happen before they could ever have gotten together:

Finally admitting that Maiko was just an extreme example of comphet

Zuko did not give a single shit about that girl. Like. He didn't even personally go get her out of prison WHEN SHE WAS LITERALLY ARRESTED FOR PROTECTING HIM😭😭 And then they try to play off their story as some big epic romance?? uhhhh no

(really, Mai was in long-time unrequited love with Ty Lee that was finally requited after Boiling Rock but idk if society is ready for that yet)

Not to mention, Azula literally forced both of them into that relationship, but if I get started with that I'll never stop so. Moving on.

Figuring out Sokka and Suki

Okay, so while there is a good chance that Sokka and Suki could have made it work in canon, there is also a good chance they would have broken up. They both had very different priorities: while they both did care about overall world peace, it was obvious from Suki's first introduction that her Kyoshi Warriors were her top priority every time, and Sokka's was his tribe, his found family (Aang, Katara, Toph, Zuko, yk yk), and world peace at large. You're telling me those don't conflict? Especially because they really seem like a Piper/Jason situation, where they found comfort and love in each other during wartime but wouldn't have known how to keep up the relationship without the constant threat of death.

Overall, in order for Zukka to work, Sokka and Suki would have had to break up, which would not have been difficult to arrange.

Sokka needed to go home and begin rebuilding the Water Tribe

No matter how much I adore fics where Sokka stays behind in the Fire Nation and helps Zuko rebuild, it just wouldn't work. Sokka's obvious priority had always been his tribe. The second the war was over (ignoring the comics bc that's a can of complicated worms i don't want to get into), he would've gone back with Katara to work on rebuilding their destroyed tribe. Only once the Southern Tribe could stand steadily on its own two legs could he have even considered leaving.

Anyways, that's really it. In order for Zukka to work, three plot points would have to be resolved: Maiko, Sukka, and the reparation of the Southern Water Tribe. Extremely doable, imo.

Personality-wise and just as characters, would it have worked?

I really think it would have! Like I said before, Sokka and Zuko are two characters that perfectly parallel and contrast at all the exactly right points to make them slot together flawlessly as a pair. (Whether that's romantic or not—doesn't matter.) Really, I genuinely think they are a real missed opportunity. I have genuinely never seen two characters that seem so different that actually work that well together, or even just characters that work that well together at all.

Like, I really mean it, they are perfect matches. It's genuinely scary. Like it or not, no one will ever be able to replicate the perfection of what Zukka could have been.

Anyone that says that it's "random" or "doesn't work" obviously hasn't been watching the same show or simply just hasn't been paying attention. People might ship it just because it's opposites attract or red and blue or even just the most accessible MLM ship in the fandom, but they really are perfect for each other.

alright, I think that's it! sorry for this monster of a post😭😭 genuinely did NOT expect that to happen. PLS SEND ME ANY ASKS YOU CAN THINK OF ABOUT THESE TWO!! i have spent a concerning amount of time thinking about them and these show has analysis potential for days, so. (and who knows, maybe i'll finally post the like three unfinished fics i have for them💀💀 god knows i should)

thanks for the ask, and have a great day <3

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Influencer!Sirius - Part 4 - 778 words

@Padfoot-The-Star in collaboration with @Behind_the_Prongs and @Rats.Are.Not.Worms.

“Welcome to a speed course of my friends! A tree of relations that is almost more difficult than the family tree of the Black’s, and I would know.” Sirius is standing in a living room. He looks like he just came from school, pants and long sleeved T-shirt smeared with paint.

“Only two of my friends could make it, but it will do. We'll start with my best friend and the greatest annoyance of my life, James Potter!” A man of the same age steps besides Sirius. His black hair is a mess, his glasses are a little tiled, but he looks like Prince Charming himself with that disarming smile on his face.

“I know, I know- you’re probably all like ‘omg, that’s the actor from Charmed by your magic. That’s the man that just divorced the mother of his three year old son.’ I know all that, but here he is just Prongs. My silly childhood friend. He is my partner in crime, but not really my partner, ‘cause he is my adopted brother and that would be very weird. I’m trying to leave the family traditions behind.”

James laughs at that, swinging an arm around Sirius’ shoulders. “Also good to know, this fellow is single pringle.”

Sirius huffs. “Single, gay and totally happy with one-nightstands at the moment, so not looking for a relationship. Don’t let that stop you from shipping me though, I love to read that.” He looks at James with a frown. “You’re distracting me, I was talking about my friends! James is one of my highschool friends and so is Peter Pettigrew, also known as Wormtail or Wormy.”

Peter steps into view. He is the shortest of the three. His hands are buried in his hoodie, his eyes twinkle with a playful glint. “Wormy is my subject expert. He has some very specific subjects which he knows everything known to mankind about. It so happens I also find some of them interesting and we love to ramble, so that is most of our content.”

Sirius slings his arm around Peter's middle. Peter rolls his eyes in fond annoyance. “I’m also in some of the Shenanigans videos, although I’m less of an idiot than these two, so I will mostly just be laughing at them from the sidelines.”

Sirius and James just nod proudly. Then Sirius attempts to flip his long black hair over his shoulder, slapping James full in the face. “Pads!” James exclaims.

The three have released each other now. Sirius takes one look at James, decides he is fine and continues his story.

“To make the marauders we only need one more- Moony! You will hear me say this name a plenty of times, since he is one of my best friends and thus is in a lot of my stories. You will, however, not see him. Moony likes his privacy, and until now my lovely community has respected that.”

James theatrically bows forward. “That doesn’t mean you can’t talk about him, of course. If you would say something like that about me or Pete, you can say it about Moony. We don’t ignore him.”

“On the contrary-” Peter intertwines. “We- or really, Sirius and Moony- adore your guesses and fanart about how he looks. Sirius won’t supply you with new information, but he lets stuff slip from time to time. As the dedicated fans you are, there has been set up an account to collect all Moony knowledge. It’s @allaboutmoony, also tagged below.” When Peter is finished, he glances at Sirius.

The boy is frowning. “Still not believing how you managed to convince me to promote a stalking account.”

James snorts. “It’s hardly stalking with how often yo-”

Sirius interrupts loudly. “You will see some other people as well.” He ignores James’ smirk, and the tips of his ears coloring pink. “But not that often, so it doesn’t really matter if you don’t remember them.” A few seconds of silence. “Except Regulus, he will get whiny when you forget him.”

“And Mary will take it as a personal offence,” James adds.

“Lily will slap you all the way to France when she hears you said they can forget the others,” Peter says teasingly.

“So maybe do remember them. Also fine. Regulus, Mary, Lily and Marlene. And Regulus’ friends but nobody’s brain is that big. I don’t mention them often anyways.”

Sirius walks closer to the camera. “That was it. If you’re bored, please tell me your favorite friend of mine and why. Who knows, maybe your comment will be in my next video. Je vous aime tous, au revoir!”

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | …

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why i hate sunflower (sunny x basil) - a rather unprofessional essay

spoilers for omori below

and also i'm not gonna tag this as hate because it's literally just the truth. cry about it.

respectfully, it's a horrible ship. i might just be saying that because i hate basil, but i just cannot see it ever being healthy. basil destroyed everybody's lives with what he did, and even if they decide to forgive him, what happened to them won't just be reversed. not to mention the codepedent/abusive aspect of the whole situation.

basil expects sunny to dedicate his entire life to him and his emotional well-being. you shouldn't be responsible for anyone's emotional well-being when you're fifteen years old except for your own.

even in the game, there is evidence of something codependent. basil can't function like a decent human being when sunny explains that he's going away. basil literally HURTS SUNNY to the point where he needs to be hospitalized in an attempt to make him stay. and you think that would work romantically? heck no.

yeah, they smile at each other at the end, but does that really mean anything? forgiveness is great, but it doesn't take back what happened and the effects it had. sunny will always remember when he tried to leave and got his eye taken out.

and the fact that sunny is so heavily traumatized because of what basil decided to do to his dead sister is just insane to me. he's always going to see that image. i get that basil had good intentions or whatever but intention doesn't equal effect. if i ran you over with my car, it doesn't matter that i was twelve or that it was an accident. you would still have to go to the hospital.

and when people say "but he was just a kid he didn't know any better!". if basil had the cognitive ability to think of doing that, he had to cognitive ability to stop, or AT LEAST to admit what he did. if he did, then hero wouldn't blame himself for years and years, aubrey wouldn't have been abandoned, and mari would have been respected after she died. what basil did was extreme disrespect to the dead and it gives me chills just thinking about it.

and he did it to sunny's SISTER.

i just don't see why you guys don't care more about that? that's a bit more than a little red flag that is like a red ocean.

end of story, sunflower is a horrible ship and i don't get why the fandom is so obsessed with it. it makes me sick just seeing it.

especially when this is such a beautiful story when you look at it from a friendship pov! why does everything have to be about romance and uwu little gay boys? i know damn well if basil was a girl nobody would be shipping him with sunny, you guys just want a gay male relationship to fixate on and infantilize because that's what toxic fandom people DO. but that's a digression.

anyway if you like sunflower you're a threat to society. womp womp go cry. or better yet stop shipping it that would be lovely.

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I Can't Do This Anymore

Inspired by some chatting about Shanks I was doing with @fanaticsnail and @maritimebird

Content/Warnings: Shanks/GN!Reader, breaking up, arguing, hurt/no comfort, Shanks is characterised as a bad guy/ kind of toxic

Four years. Four entire years of your life dedicated to Red Haired Shanks. He was globally revered and respected, considered one of the strongest of a generation, a real contender for Pirate King as an apprentice and honorary son of Gol D. Roger. He was also a scumbag. It seemed like you were the only person who knew that, though, and frankly you were ashamed it'd taken you this long.

You'd woken up today feeling stronger than you had in ages, and when you sat for breakfast alone once again, you knew it was over. You were already gone, you'd emotionally left your partnership months ago, you'd just been hanging on for the sake of nostalgia, because of the man he'd been at first, who you'd wanted him to be. Who he hadn't been in a long time. Plus, you were finally coming up on an island and the Red Force would be docking, so you'd be able to completely leave Shanks, the ship and the crew. A clean break.

He wouldn't wake up for hours, you knew that now. No matter how many times you'd told him it would be nice to spend the morning together, to be quietly present for each other when you first woke up, he never stirred til after noon. It was because of his drinking of course, and you knew that, but he wouldn't cut back on that either. Why would he do that?

You left the kitchen before Lucky had even finished preparing breakfast with just a slice of toast in hand. You didn't feel like food this morning.

You sat on the deck with Beckman while he smoked, and you explained to him what you were about to do. He accepted it, had even seen it coming, and agreed to help you leave without Shanks clinging on or lingering on the island to try to make you come back.

When Shanks finally emerged after lunch had already been served, you headed to take a shower while Yassop and Hongo helped to pack up your stuff from Shanks' room, wanting to cause as little suspicion as possible.

Freshly washed, in the perfect outfit for the occasion which made you feel confident, you returned to the deck. Shanks sat with Beck, one smoking and the other drinking, idle chatter occasionally passing between them.

"Shanks, I need to talk to you." You said, interrupting whatever they'd been speaking about. "Sorry doll, I was just chatting with Beck, can you give me ten mi-" "No. I can't. This is more important." You said, voice firm, expression stony. "Oh c'mon just a few-" "No Shanks. Not this time. We can have this conversation here and now if you really want, I don't care, but it might be better for your ego to go somewhere more private." You said, and Benn awkwardly scratched the back of his neck, clearly wishing he was anywhere but there. "Go on then, gorgeous, what's up?" He asked, taking zero regard for your serious tone or the look on your face. Of course he didn't, nothing ruffled the feathers of Red Haired Shanks.

"You are, you overgrown child," you hissed, surprised as the words came out of your mouth, you'd been intending on separating peacefully but clearly that wasn't going to be happening, "I am sick of you, and your bullshit Shanks! This? Us? It's over, I'm done. I'm getting off at the next island, and I'm not coming back." Shanks paused, looking temporarily confused, before a smile came back over his face and it made your blood boil. "Oh c'mon, is this cause I missed breakfast? You know I try, I just don't do mornings. I'll try again tomorrow." You'd never wanted to strike someone more. "I don't know why I bothered even trying to have a conversation - I can't even have a damn argument with you! I'm fucking leaving, you cannot grin and laugh your way through or away from that. I'm leaving this ship, this crew - I'm leaving you." You couldn't stop your anger from pouring out in your words, your hands slightly trembling from the rage coursing through you. "That feels like a bit of a rush decision, love, are you sure you've really thought about that?" Shanks replied, now looking concerned for you, as if you were experiencing some sort of meltdown.

"Oh- I've never been so fucking angry. Rush? I've been planning on leaving you for months! I'm so tired of the way you treat me, Shanks. You treat me like I - and frankly like nothing else - matters! You can't just laugh and shrug all your problems away, and ignore my attempts to communicate and tell you when there's a problem in our relationship. I have dedicated four years of my life to you, and most of those years were spent being delusional and convincing myself that it wasn't that bad, and I just had to remember how could things could be. But they never went back to being that good. I'm not even sure they were that good to begin with, you just charmed me with your words." It was a lot to scream at someone in public, knowing the crew had all stopped what they were doing to listen to you, to witness what would happen when you raised your voice at the Captain like that. "There's no need to yell doll, c'mon. This should be private." You couldn't believe him. A wave of unstable, humourless laughter overcame you that you couldn't help releasing, and Benn eyed you warily. "Oh you are so lucky you're stronger than me, because if I thought I had any sort of chance, I'd attack you." You told him, still laughing just a little. It was a cruel sort of power imbalance between you really. "Is that a threat?" Shanks asked, and you pinched the bridge of your nose, the humour passing and being replaced by just.. exhaustion.

"Benn, my stuff is all packed, I'm going to go sit with it until we dock and then I'm gone." You said to the first mate before turning on your heel to walk away. "Where are you going? Are you seriously just walking away from me like that?" Shanks yelled after you, standing from his chair. "Yes! That's exactly what I just told you I was doing!" You replied, but you didn't turn to look back at him, just continued on your way.

When you docked, Shanks appeared to have disappeared. You hauled your stuff from the ship, and hugged the crew goodbye. It wasn't fair that you'd lose your friends just because you'd split with Shanks, but that was just the way of things. They were his men, not yours. You sat on top of a crate, rubbing hands over your face as you shoved down the rising tide of emotion in your chest.

"Hey," Benn said, stepping up to stand beside you, "if you ever need anything.. I mean it anything, just call." He said, handing you two pieces of paper. One piece held the number for his den den, while the other was blank - his vivre card. "Thank you." You said emphatically, and then he walked away, back to the crew.

You sat there, just observing, as the crew ran to quickly board their ship with their small restock, and undocked from the port, Shanks stood on the deck observing you.

The red force sailed away, and you heaved a deep sigh of relief. You finally felt like you could breathe again.

Tags: @claryeverlarkf @uselessboots @cainnoable

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Hello and welcome!

You can call me Shui Mo or just the Teamaker. I go by any pronouns and currently operating this blog to keep my mind occupied with something of my interest

This is a blog dedicated to phighting x reader contents

Please, feel free to make a request if you want to, I don’t bite٩( ᐛ )و All ideas (as long as they aren’t weird or anything-) are pretty much appreciated!

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I do mostly headcanons, sometimes draft if I feel like it

These are currently my list of who will I write for:

✮╰┈➤ The main phighters of all class!

✮╰┈➤ NPCs, even who barely has any information!

✮╰┈➤ The SFOTH deities!

Please specific what type of relationship you want your tea to be prepared with (Platonic/Romantic/etc) I do specific types of readers as well, so go ahead! I appreciate your imagination

I am open for:

꩜ Black tea [Fluff]

꩜ Green tea [Angst]

꩜ White tea [Freaky stuff]

꩜ Floral tea [Bittersweet surprise - hurt/comfort]

I will NOT write anything romantic with minor character or questionable request that overstepped morals, please understand me

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The Teahouse’s Policy

As for Biograft, I will keep it within the platonic zone unless you ask for a specific one with romantic purposes. The Biografts I write for are mostly sentient aside from a few specific requests. But no freaky stuff with Biograft, that’s it

Other than that, I’m open for anything really. Be it something doomed or others- so don’t be shy! And yes, I write for skins as well, except for the dev’s skin because I respect their boundaries. But I won’t take orders for white tea when writing for skins, so please understand me. Also, regarding of white tea, I will only do general headcanons due to my personal preference, which means I won’t take any specific request for kink or do any drabble related to it. Please understand me!

One thing to notice that I will only take request that follow the protocol of the ordering process. If you didn’t put what tea flavor you wish to have, I won’t be able to follow through. Drabble is something that I only do when I feel good, so if you were to request something like that all the time, I’ll decline. Since this is a blog specific dedicated to phighting x reader, that means I will only focus on reader, not ships

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┊˚★⋆｡˚PENDING TEA TO BREW 。。。★⋆｡┊

Broker x reader [White tea]

Medkit x hanahaki reader [Floral tea - served with ‘Wrong time, wrong decision’]

Windforce x reader [Black tea]

Stargazer x alien reader [Black tea]

Banhammer x mortal reader [Floral tea - served with ‘Halt your worries’]

Boombox x reader [Black tea - served with ‘Heatbeat’]

Subspace and caretaker reader [Black tea]

Steampunk x reader [Black tea]

Piratekit x siren reader [Black tea]

Lightblox and reader [Black tea]

Sword x adventurer reader [Floral tea - served with ‘At the nick of time’]

Zuka x reader [Black tea]

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[doppel-doodles]

You hear a doorbell at your door, you open, no one's there. Strange. Well, you're outside now and you think it's a good idea to check your mailbox for anything new, and what's this?

A mutual appreciation letter from an anon?

"Give me as many moots you appreciate up until now! No matter how many times you guys have interacted!"

This is gonna be a loooooooong one fellas-

@dortiii Can't go a day without mentioning the og, with an art stye that goes right with her personality: so sweet it'll give ya a cavity! Dortii is sunshine incarnate and I love her thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis much for it!

@jayjaysmind my funny lil twink! He puts up with whatever hyperfixation I announce and for that my boy deserves a gold star.

@littlethingsrae You see this? This is a beautiful person right there who's influence shaped me into the artist I am today, take notes kids cause now you know how to make me eternally devoted to you in a platonic way.

@camhues OMA OMA OMA! You somehow put up with me and I don't know how the hell you do it- also a big ol positive influence on me, super compassionate and a great role model, I aspire to be like you when I'm older!

@itsalice3940 my auntie, my number 1 victim! Its so much fun watching you improve as an artist, I feel like a proud parent watching their kid ride a bike! And you're doing so well I just wanna squeeze you!

@rosemaryduexx loooooooooove her passion and I have great respect for her talent and hard work! Rose also just has very great positives vibes!

@asherspeaksword I respect ashers dedication and passion a lot, listening to the yaps is so enjoyable.

@hahawasabi my partner in crime regarding anything and everything self insert and oc shipping concerned, and I wouldn't have it any other way, also very much grandpa core.

@tamaruaart I would still love her if she was a worm, this is my sister from another mister and I would burn down the world for her-

@tiredghostness NESSSSSSSS! My partner in crime when it comes to macaque brainrot, you and ne we take the sad monkey man and make him miserable🤝

@unithegreat you want pretty ocs? A good story? Nice art? Go to uni she has you covered in all the bases all while being lovely:>

@daydreamnightshade SUCH A CUTIE PATOTIE! We chat every now and again and it's always a treat!:D

@stubbet have we actually properly interacted once? No,I don’t think so-

But we are still moots and I always see them interacting with my posts which is really sweet so it definitely more than justifies a spot!

Not to mention I really admire their art, I don’t know how to describe it, their style just pops out at cha and the Color’s are so bright and fun!

So uh if you see this, Hi stubbet! Big fan:> and Thank you:}

@pest-lady MY LIL SIBLINGGGGGG! my og cotl moot that I oh so love and adore! Hoping to talk to ya more soon!>w<<3 Love their comics their layouts is always so nice to look at!

@rampantram didn’t really interact much aside from doing an art trade but I still like to pop in and scroll through their stuff!

Something about their art is so fantastical to me, I feel like a kid flipping through an old fairytale book.

Were those all? Hell nah I know so many more amazing people-

but I would be here all day rambling about them if I tried to list em all so I hope will suffice for now, sorry to the folks i missed but just know i love and appreciate every single one of my moots!♡

[moociaoafterdark]

My opinion on Rogue Trader companions so far (I just finished act 1)

Idira - deserved better both in story and in gameplay. Seriously, why do enemies target her so much, what did she do?? Also, her insights are very useful, wish I could consult the voices in my head the way she can. And I know for a fact Idira and Vigdis explored each other's bodies, tho I can also see some toxic yuri potential between her and Argenta.

Pasqal - surprisingly chill for a magos! Also, he definitely wants to be called a good boy, but, like, not in a kinky, but platonic way. You know, the same way your dog wants to be called a good boy/good girl. Even though I already play a respectful and chill Rogue Trader, I still try to be a bro to Pasqal (yes, I'm a girl who roleplays as an old dude, what about it?) I do hope that he actually starts seeing you as a close friend/companion later down the story line, because I genuinely love him. Also, Pasqal's melee attacks >>>>>> Pasqal's range attacks.

Argenta - I'm pretty sure at some point in her life, the Emperor sent her back into our time and made her shoot Tr*mp. She missed, as we all know. LIKE. GIRL. PLEASE HIT THE TARGET, I'M BEGGING YOU. Every time it's her turn, I legit start praying to Big E. Story wise... Not gonna lie, out of all the dogmatic leaning characters, I prefer her the most. I especially prefer her over Heinrix. Not that I hate him, and I'm not a big fan of SoB, but... there's something about Argenta that just makes me like her. Though, she is sus. Like really sus. I expect her to do something insane later down the line.

Abelard - MY MAN. Like, yes, I did the quest with the Lower Decks and I know that Abelard is not sunshine and rainbows, in fact, he is quite a classist ass, but! I like that about him! And his dedication and loyalty to both us and Theodora (well, the entire house of Von Valancius) is admirable. I like him a lot :) BUT! I LOVE HIM IN COMBAT. DUDE IS HIM. Every time it's his turn, I know for a fact someone is going to fucking die. AND he is a healer! Dude's theme song is Holding Out For A Hero and I accept no arguments. Might just be my favorite. I hope we get to meet his family, because one of his comments mentioning his youngest great-granddaughter being a working adult made me intrigued. I know that people can extend their life span + he constantly has to travel through the Warp with the Rogue Trader, so I'm curious if they're going to elaborate on that.

Heinrix - I heard a lot about him. I can see why many people thirst over him and ship him with their fem!Rogue Traders and! Good for you! I support yume/self-shipping as well as oc x canon with all my heart! However, he didn't impress me much. Maybe it's because my Rogue Trader is an old man and there were no spicy/romantic dialogue options for him. He is cool, and I did help him complete his mission. Though, I wish he stayed after act 1, because I want to learn more about him... And also I really like him in combat. He's like if Abelard was a psyker, and you already know how much I love Abelard in combat. I wish we get to meet him again.

Cassia - Okay, first things first: I LOVE HER. I love her design and I'm glad we got an abhuman companion, because I want more abhumans in w40k. Love how she is sweet with us and seems, ya know, very demure very mindful, but I do also love she is not like this with everyone, judging by her combat voice lines and how she needs human blood for her paintings. However, that time you are summoned by her after you recruit her to be the ship's Navigator... Hoo boy did I momentarily regret picking a male!Rogue Trader, because *some* of the dialogue options were so cringy and creepy. If you played as a male Rogue Trader, you know what I'm talking about. THANK GOD the game wouldn't reward you for being too fast and too lustful with her from the get-go. Not that I picked those options, but I did read up about Cassia's romance after that event. It does make sense for a sheltered girl like her to be into courtly, romance book type love! Also, she once one-shotted like... 8 enemies with her attack... Really made it easier to focus on Aurora. Blood for Navigator Cassia, skulls for Navigator's Throne!

Jae, Yrliet, Marazhai, Ulfar and Kibellah - I know they exist! REALLY eyeing Marazhai because he is the only possible mlm option in this game. I'm a toxic yaoi whore, I'm sorry. We'll see, because I'm not a fan of Drukhari, but MAYBE Marazhai will make me change my mind.

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Hey I’m sorry about your poll, I didn’t vote but when I looked and saw how many ofmd fans were getting death threats I stopped looking, so I don’t know much of what is happening, but I am sorry you’re sad. Fandom is supposed to bring people together and I feel like that girl from mean girls that just wants everyone to get along

First I want to start off by saying that people shouldn't send death threats unprovoked, that's doing a bit much for an online poll.

I think the main problem here is that a lot of OFMD fans are relatively young, and/or relatively new to fandom spaces, especially tumblr (from what I can tell). Tumblr has a lot of kind of unspoken etiquette, as do fandom spaces as a whole, and I think it kind of rubs years-or-decades-long fans the wrong way when people who don't understand the history and etiquette of fandom start acting in certain ways.

I also think that a lot of OFMD fans, again being younger and only starting to consume media and enter fan spaces in the 2020's, have no idea how long fans have been waiting and fighting for adequate queer representation. With so many new queer shows (which is an incredible thing, btw), younger people don't really seem to understand that for most of our teenage/childhoods, we didn't have queer relationships to look up to. It's in really bad taste to mock queer adults for finding community in non-canon ships like Stucky in their adolescence because we wouldn't have had anybody to look up to otherwise. People have created a very dedicated community out of necessity, and that's why so many Stucky stans are so defensive.

Additionally, it was the dedication of fans in the 2010's that got studios to understand that there was a demand for queer shows/movies, which absolutely paved the way for the queer shows that younger people/newer fans take for granted (imo). OFMD and other shows like it would not exist without non-canon ships like destiel, spirk, stucky, etc.

I feel like I'm rambling but yeah that's pretty much it. Younger people in fandom spaces should respect the literal decades of fandom that created the shit they take for granted. This was really never about the poll, it was about the disrespect OFMD fans showed towards Stucky fans.

[ironladyprincess]

I start this post by specifying that I’m still finishing the seventh season and living in Italy, the eighth one is not even avaible yet (but I've always searched for spoilers of new seasons because I really can't wait to see what happens next when I LOVE a TV show).

I always wanted Buddie for being the endgame, but I fell in love with the BuckTommy ship.

So I don't really know how to feel right now because I'm really happy for the Buddie-may-become-canon-soon "crumbs" (even tho all fandom saw them seasons ago), but on the other hand I mourn Tommy not being Buck's boyfriend anymore.

I may be one of the few people who love Buddie and BuckTommy the same, but I really wanted Tommy being Buck's love for longer. I know that for Buddie to become canon, Buck and Tommy must break up, but I wasn't ready for it to happen so soon.

So this post is dedicated to Tommy Kinard... We (I) weren't ready to see you leave so early but we will be forever grateful to you and for the happiness and love you brought in Buck's life and for always being so caring and patient with him. Buck couldn't have a better partner for his bi realization and this ship will forever be one of the greatest of the show (well, even tho considering Buck's previous relationships, it wasn't that hard, let's be honest).

And also, I wanted to thank Lou Ferrigno Jr. for his amazing work.

P.S. I don't think this post will reach so many people considering how small and invisibile my (new) blog is, but if you feel the need to reply or add your opinion, please be respectful and don't spread hate (there's way too many hate in this fandom and I don't want it).

P.P.S. I probably made various mistakes since english is not my first language, but if this post will be read by any of you, I hope it's understandable.