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[infernal-feminae]

Choose Violence #13

🔥 choose violence ask game 🔥

13. worst blorboficiation

-slooooooowly inhales-

Adam.

You literally have a character that is supposed to be the very definition of an entitled, sexist, pathetic piss baby of a man, and then you got a concerning number of the fandom who have said with their whole pussy that he's NOT a misogynist and the sad part is they genuinely believe it too. At some point I have to wonder if we were even watching the same show.

These are also the same people who will gleefully go around blaming the women around him and will bend over backwards making excuses for him.

I don't have a problem with a.damsapple as a ship by itself, but I have seen fanart circulating around that just...completely erases Lilith from the narrative in favor of this ship. Honestly, it kinda rubs me the wrong way that it has now completely turned me off to it.

But anyway, glad to see fandom misogyny is still alive and well /sar

[memcria]

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I still need to watch the new season of Arcane (so no spoilers pls) but ye!!! I'm still hesitant about whether I cpuld nail down her voice but I think I could do it

[avispatr]

Choose Violence #25

25. common fandom complaint that you're sick of hearing

Does all of them count? I've been in the fandom for five years and have seen the same things argued over and over again, it gets so tiring seeing the same points thrown around with nothing ever changing. But that's a non answer so I'll get specifics.

I hate the Viv discourse. I hate that you can't call people weird for their treatment of Viv without being labeled a kiss up or 'wanting her to fuck you' that I've seen hurled at people who defend her against nonsense including me.

I am not going to stand here and say she has not done anything questionable, I am going to say that everyone does something questionable, and if someone were to take a magnifying glass to your life(not you personally Al but 'you' as in anyone.) I am certain they'd find something that could be used against you if you ever became a big name. By all means share your opinion if you dislike her. I am not criticizing disliking her, I am criticizing people who devote huge portions of their lives to hate on her while actively promoting her work to boot.

The professional world is full of stories like what happened to the pilot cast, its not a Viv problem its an industry and legal problem. Just because you like an actor who got screwed over does not make Viv evil. Animation is a business, its an industry, people are trying to make money. This happens so often.

Anything she did when she was a teenager or even a young adult figuring her shit out? Not your place to judge bro, again, what kind of things did YOU get up to when you were younger? Cause I am sure you were not a pure innocent little angel. Stop obsessing over this woman's life, this cult that goes after her is ridiculous. What do you mean you 'don't support Vivziepop' when you watch her shows, buy her merchandise, and write fanfiction with her characters?

[radioconstructed]

I'm suddenly imagining Al walking around with a Geiger counter, pointing it at someone, hearing it crackle and then declaring "It sounds like SOMEONE here is a bitch!"

// HAHAHAHAHAHA this is like the FUNNIEST possible reaction to her sharing that she can sense radiation. Lmfaoooooo I feel like she would. Al at Chernobyl talking MAD SHIT

[a-hell-of-a-time-archive]

🔥 on Andrealphus

Send me a “ 🔥 “ for an unpopular opinion: Accepting!

((Honestly hate how canon was trying to imply some incestuous GOT bullshit with Andre and Stella. Also hate how Andrealphus is made out to be the brains while Stella gets shafted/shunted to the role of the brawn with no intelligence and agency of her own.

Like why can't Stella be as cunning as Andre? Instead she's portrayed as a childish brat who doesn't think things through and needs Andrealphus to do shit for her, and it frustrates me.

Also wish Andrealphus got more screen time, but that's what I get for liking minor characters.))

[emberborne]

( Guard ) Supposing the Broodmother's in disguise and doesn't decide to just rip the sorry goons pestering her apart. Or she finds a warrior who's a little in over his head. Your choice! @the-fallen-hospitaller

Angsty scenario prompts.

Well now, what do we have here?

Quite the squabble she managed to find herself upon. For a few moments the Empress simply observed this spectacle from afar, intrigued yet not enough so to interfere. At first it was assumed that the severely outnumbered man amidst that web of weapons and flying fists would quickly succumb to the opposing force. Bandits, she figured, judgment based on their obscured features and disheveled appearance. To her surprise, however, he prevailed in spite of these ridiculous odds; yes, this was most intriguing.

Such strength was deeply admired by her highness- enough so to coax her forth from the shadows cloaking her ominous presence. It seemed, now, that he was beginning to tire from the exertion of fending off multiple assailants alone.

Not to worry. It would be swiftly taken care of.

"Enough."

The ground quaked beneath the resounding boom of her distorted voice, shattering his attackers' focus and drawing their attention to her instead. How odd a sight it likely was--this beast dawning nothing but a measly loincloth and jewelry suddenly encroaching upon them, yet she remained confident.

"You will stand down, you will leave this man alone, and you will walk away. Have I made myself clear?"

Befuddlement was likely the sole reason they remained still long enough for her to wedge herself between them and their victim. Searing flames licked at the roof of her maw as she angled her head, embers pouring through jagged teeth.

"Now, run along."

[kharrneth]

OOC: Since N'Kari brought up armor because I asked what he'd dress Skarbrand up as, that actually got me wondering. How does Khorne think about armor?

Generally speaking, Warriors of Chaos love wearing giant suits of armor like walking nuclear submarines and the Khornate ones decorate with skulls, but Khorne's demons don't wear too much themselves---shoulderpads, a beastplate, or a loincloth. Not too many use shields either, so what gives? @stories-from-the-warp

Khorne loves armor. One suit he has is a Baroque set of rune-inscribed plates that are indestructible. Supposedly-- Skarbrand put that to the test and, as we saw, proved Kharneth wrong. A lot of people say Khorne was angry because it was a sneak attack (lore actually doesn't confirm this, but it's a very popular and reasonable take), but I posit the other reason was because Skarbrand soundly proved Khorne's claim of his armor being indestructible wrong. Even if it was just a chip off the collar.

As for Bloodletters, Khorne doesn't care where the blood comes from, so it makes sense that his Bloodletters be minimally armored so they too can bleed in battle. Khorne gets his due in blood from both sides. It's probably an intentional handicap to keep things interesting and because Daemons can't truly die anyway.

[phisaya]

"I do know a good deal about infants and small children, though I would not call myself an experienced parent---as I have only one currently." @always-a-knight

"Welcome to the club! How old are they? What's their name?" Phisaya's fins wiggle. Finally, someone else! She'd rather talk to someone face to face about this than go to the horror show that is parenting forums. The anonymity that the internet provides makes people unbearable.

[serpentofslaanesh]

✘ Do you have any favorite activities? @stories-from-the-warp

"Far too many to list. I am particularly fond of eating and drinking, I suppose. Oh, I also have my eyes on one Skaven in particular."

[furby-organist]

Pro: Infinite storage capacity Con: Something floating around in the Void might collide with you (may or may not be sharp)

pros + cons to smashing

You are SO right! Infinite storage capacity! Whether you have an unfathomably massive schlong or you want to hide your whole self from the IRS indefinitely, that's a hiding place! Unfortunately, the lighting is ABYSMAL! Who knows what's in there! Would you want to collide with the International Space Station? Unlikely!

(Technically, he can't fit just anything through there. He still has guts. Once you pass the voidacles and reach like, where a bikini bottom would go, well, his body is actually there. It's just shapeshifted & looks like vantablack. You have to get through his guts first, and then they bottom out into like, outer space. It's so extra tbh)

[infernal-feminae]

💍 for Carmilla

Outfit meme

Send my muse 💍 to see them in a wedding dress

Because I personally can't see her wanting to wear a white wedding dress lol.

[erthlyheavn]

🔆 and this applies to ALL your blogs

Send me a “🔆” if you enjoy seeing me on your dash!

Thanks, Al! Means a lot

[avispatr]

Does Paimon know about isekais? If so, what are his thoughts on them? @king-of-wrath

" Defined genres rely too heavily on cliches. Isekais bore me frankly, I have an especially large hatred for Sword Art Online."

[starstruckxstray]

"Kerosene, please tell me you will not participate in any of Emberlynn's antics---especially if Angel and Niffty are involved..." --Ramon @king-of-wrath

The stray reclined onto the lobby's eerie couch long before Ramon approached. Her ears perked at his footsteps and she rolled onto her side to greet him. Her tail thumped against the couch cushions once her eyes caught the knight. His warning halted her delight, and she tilted her head in confusion. "Emberlynn? Who's that? A new patient here?"

If this woman was running around with Angel and Niffty then trouble would surely shake up the hotel's lull. Kerosene couldn't help but grow curious. "What are they doin'? Or gonna do?"

[a-hell-of-a-time-archive]

OOC: Looking back at the Ozzie's episode, a couple things stood out to me

From these two screenshots, it looks like there are love hotels in Lust (in this case, one specifically for gay men), but also tourism in Lust. For so many hotels and motels to exist, the ring must be frequently visited

((Oooh thank you for these!

Now I have ideas for future rp's.))

[fellsilver]

Elminster, apparently:

HAHAHAHAHAHA EXACTLY