#alright. enough bitching it’s beddy bye

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Truly I tell you I am not meant for graphic design. Forced to come up with “minimalistic and chic” packaging when I was born to paint barely coherent entrails and mid yaoi. I hate it here.

[vancilocs]

Long time no malor and yakov aaand radu and aaron?

darn bus wifi doesn't wanna connect so mobile data and phone it is

1) who does the grocery shopping?

They trade eggs and bread and whatever Malor managed to hunt to other goods, usually it's Malor out and about especially in the mornings with the freshest of eggs

Depends on who's available, if Ace happens to be coming home at an opportune time he can go to the store

2) who gets to shower/bathe first after sexy time?

Whoever wants to go first and take a dip in the nearby stream

Radu takes longer so probably Aaron

3) who spends the most time naked?

Neither much, Yakov more, cold doesn't affect him as much

If anyone then Aaron

4) who tends to initiate sex?

Pretty equal but Malor more

Aaron is careful abt Radu's boundaries especially in the beginning but he can ask too, so both. Though keep Radu's mental health in mind if he has three deadlines coming up boning is the last thing on his mind

5) who goes to sleep first?

Yakov, sometimes gotta ask the mans to come to bed when he's fletching arrows in candlelight

Radu, need a nap

6) who’s bigger in the downstairs department (metaphorically or physically)?

Ehh equal, adult and experienced men

Radu needs to build a lot of confidence first but he's got experience too. Not necessarily the best but still

7) who gets up first in the mornings?

Malor, check on chikies, make breakfast

If there's no schedule, could be either

8) who says ‘I love you’ first?

Yakov, soft ol man

Aaron said it in a friendly way, Radu in a romantic way

9) who gets baby-crazy when they see children?

Yakov is more fond of kids, especially Maud, she's basically his stepdaughter (and his goddaughter) and loves handing out cookies and meeting new babies but has never really wanted a kid of his very own. Malor is more neutral, sure he loves the clan kids as well but doesn't want his own

Radu a lil bit when his cousins and friends had kids, his mom has always talked about how much she wanted a baby and how wonderful it has been, he wants one too

10) who steals the others clothes?

Malor don't need pants when wearing one of Yakov's shirts. Also a ho for being wrapped inside his cloak

Radu is a big fan of taking Ace's shirts and hoodies as soon as he drops them

11) who cooks better?

Malor is a bit better but in exchange Yakov is a great baker

Radu enjoys cooking when he has the energy and has his mom's good recipes. Aaron is alright too when not stoned

12) who leads when dancing?

Yakov

Radu, semi-professional dancer (if they're not just swaying around)

13) who makes the puns/shitty references?

Neither really, though both love egg puns

Kinda both, music jokes and such

14) who stays up late, reading books whilst the other tries to sleep?

Malor makes arrows until Yakov blows his candle out and makes him go to bed

If either then Ace, Radu is beddy-bye bro

15) who pops the question? (and how?)

Malor waited for Yakov to ask, very cozily at home after dinner with no fanfare.

Radu under a streetlight when it was after dark and snowing

16) who gets jealous when people flirt with their partner?

Nobody really flirts with either so no jealousy issues anywhere

Radu is ready to down his drink and fight a bitch in a second.

17) who does the best pranks?

The kids might prank them sometimes but nothing severe

Radu at least is not comfortable enough to mess with someone

18) who drinks all the tea?

Both enjoy it but Malor is the one who comes inside from the freezing cold and situates himself in front of the fireplace under a blanket and with a piping hot mug of tea

Radu enjoys it, also helps him cut back on coffee + something to do when craving a cigarette

19) who is the most ticklish?

Malor

I dunno. Could be either

20) who is the loudest in bed?

Eh both are pretty quiet

Radu and he's embarrassed about it

21) who has the most experience in relationships?

Yakov was married but Malor has had more partners, they're both plenty experienced

Both have had experience, Radu more negative and I suppose the longer relationship

22) who has the crazy ex?

Neither, Malor's old boss didn't approve of him hanging around humans but literally everyone else was like dude what the fuck

Radu though Ace has had his wacky moments as well

23) who handles their drink better?

Yakov, big

Tough, I'd say they're even bc while Ace is big and no stranger to drinking Radu has built a big tolerance

24) who feels they’re inadequate for their partner’s love?

Yakov sometimes, he's sad

Radu big time

25) who gets passive aggressive in a argument?

Neither, they're adults

Radu has a hard time arguing, so he might get sassy bc he's too nervous to directly say what's wrong

26) who has the most scars?

Yakov's arm was almost bitten in half by a bear, it's pretty mangled. Got scratches on his chest too. Malor's scars are mainly on his hands from a knife or an arrow

Radu has plenty on his knees and hands from falling over, one on his eyebrow

27) who has nightmares?

Yakov but thankfully it's rare nowadays

Radu sometimes, anxiety-induced

28) who brings the stray puppy home and begs to keep it?

One of the village kids brings in an animal they found in the forest

Ace or Isaac

29) who screams during horror movies?

Neither

Neither...?

30) who cries the most?

Yakov, Malor is the kind who hasn't cried in like 35 years

Radu, sometimes you gotta