#alright I lied I do wish I could do transcripts consistently

[royalarchivist]

Aimsey: [Reading comment] "I still believe my toys move." Once again, if the Toy Apocalypse happens, you want to be on the right side! I believe in this, it could happen.

Phil: [Looking side to side at the plushies in his room]

Aimsey: What toys do you have in your room that could come to life?

Phil: [Looks around more]

Aimsey: I'm trying to look. They're all- you've got so much. Oh you're fcked, you're screwed.

Phil: Oh mine? I've just got plushies, I've got marketable plushies. I've got marketable Technoblade, he'll just kill all the pluthies- all the other plushies for you.

Aimsey: To be fair, that a- that's a- that is a good point you know, if anything does happen, he's got your back, he's got you.

Phil: I'll just walk in to just like, empty like stuffing just everywhere, and like stitchings, and then just Tech- Techno plushie sat in the middle just-

Aimsey: You're standing- yeah I was gonna say, just with a note just like, "Good job," that's it, that's all you get, and you're like: "Ok! Fair enough!"