#along) would watch KEEFE like a hawk because why in the world is he trying to find jackets in the pants aisle. keefe why are you so upset | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

synonymroll648 · 2 years ago

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y’know how gisela makes keefe get clothes tailored to him in book 2 (or maybe book 3), and how his clothes fit approximately before that but never just right? and how keefe canonically has stolen at least one bramble jersey from fitz? i would like to offer the explanation that after keefe wore fitz’s bramble jersey(s), he was like. “alright! i will now make my entire wardrobe full of clothes that are fitz’s size for these completely heterosexual reasons:

1. it makes it easier to disguise the clothes that i have stolen from fitz versus the rest of my clothes

2. it always makes it feel like i’m wearing fitz’s clothes

3. it makes it easier to ‘accidentally’ leave my clothes in places where fitz mistakes them as his, and i see him in my clothes :)”

#keefe sencen #fitz vacker #keefitz #keefe hating getting his clothes tailored because it means he essentially cannot wear his unofficial bf's shirts and pants and such all day #every day is really funny to me ok. he fucking would #he would figure out fitz's clothing sizes and preferences by going along on atlantis shopping trips btw. watch that boy like a HAWK #and then the vackers (excluding alden and alvar bc canon at least implies they didn't go on shopping trips very often but fitz got dragged #along) would watch KEEFE like a hawk because why in the world is he trying to find jackets in the pants aisle. keefe why are you so upset #that things aren't organized by color #dumb shit like that y'know #kotlc #keeper of the lost cities

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