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[mr-track-was-my-father]

Modern Newsies Drag Race AU

Race and Romeo are drag queens and do shows together all the time

Jack loves drag in general and knows some other queens thanks to Race and Romeo

Him and Bianca Del Rio get along so well

He loves Bob the Drag Queen but has never met her

He’s 100% in love with Katya  

But Jack is their number one fan

He goes to all their shows

He’s constantly screaming in the crowd (I’m talking like Trixie Mattel excited scream)

He laughs at all their jokes

Even when they’re not funny

He’s just trying to be supportive

One day he volunteered for a lap dance when it got quiet and now he constantly asks for one

He cries after every show

He goes backstage with a sharpie and a poster of the two of them and begs for their autographs with tears on his face

“I love you two so much!! You mean the world to me and I can’t imagine my life without your shows!!!”

“Kelly I swear to god if you don’t stop this shit”

Someone records it one day and it becomes a series on YouTube and everyone loves it

Eventually people start going to the shows just to record it to see what Jack would do

He makes it on Ellen just because of this

He brings Race and Romeo because he doesn’t think it’s fair that he’s getting a lot of fame from their shows

Eventually Race and Romeo get on RuPaul’s Drag Race as Miss. Track (R’s are rolled) and Juliet Love-CrayZ

Jack becomes a guest judge on the show as well

 He has major beef with Michelle and constantly trashes her

When Ru introduces the judges:

“and the biggest, bisexualist, drag fan…Jack Kelly”

Jack gets really into the whole judge thing the first time he’s on and Ru has to interrupt him to stop him from saying stupid shit

He eventually becomes a full time judge

Just because fans are upset when he’s not on the show

Michelle is annoyed with this because “he’s coming for me…Ru, you’re replacing me aren’t you??”

The queens love Jack

In one interview one of the queens says something along the lines of “If Kelly wasn’t married…” then she winks

In another interview: “I entered RuPaul’s Drag Race just to meet Jack Kelly”

Davey is a producer on the show and is married to Jack

The camera always pans to Davey when Jack says stupid shit

Jack is really proud of Davey being a producer and so he always says things like “my husband behind the camera is a fuckin babe love you boo”

One day he points to Davey says “I love my husband!!”

camera pans to Davey *Davey points back with tears in his eyes* “love you too babe!”

One time the cameras record Davey quietly talking to Jack telling him to stop because Davey got in trouble and it was the scariest thing he’s went through at work

Pretty much every season at least one of the queens has a crush on Jack so Davey flashes his ring everywhere

* queens are putting on makeup* “I think…I have a crush on jack…”*

*camera pans to Davey with his hand up* “try me bitch”

Some Queens are surprised he’s married because they just know him as Jack Kelly and not Jack Jacobs-Kelly

But at the same time he’s not low key at all about the fact that he’s married

When Romeo and Race get on the show, they think Jack will help them out and let him win

Boy are they wrong

When the Judges are making comments about the Queens Jack goes off

“RACETRACK HIGGINS YOU LOOK LIKE YOU JUST FINISHED FUCKING SPOT AND PUT HIS CLOTHES INSTEAD OF YOURS. THEY. clap DON’T. clap FIT. clap”

Spot and Specs are in the Pit Crew

Romeo almost fainted the first time Specs walked out

They start dating by the end of the season and are caught kissing at least once on camera

 Spot gets his nickname because of his first interaction with Race

He was spotting Race and Race didn’t know his name so he called him Spot and it just stuck

Later in the season, some of the girls are talking and one asks “who do you think is the hottest out of the Pit Crew”

Without skipping a beat Race answers “I’d suck the short one”