#almost kissing tom hardy

[psycheetamore]

Austin' characters kissing - it was an urge I could not contain after I saw that Elvis shot of @austin-sbutler ... goddammnnnnn our man is out of this world hot... 🫦👄🫀❤️‍🔥🥵 - and through Sebastian Kydd he did treat us well

And I know I missed so many... tumblrrrrrr why can I only add 10 gifs + 1 video...???!!!

My darlings, please be invited to reblog with your favourite bits that should have been up here 🥰🫶

My other Austin gif/photos sets can be found here.

[sivyera]

DATING MALE CELEBRITIES WOULD INCLUDE...

ft. tyler hoechlin, jacob elordi, tom cruise, jeremy sumpter, robert pattinson, cillian murphy, henry cavill, tom hardy, sam worthington, tom felton, rupert grint

a/n: i was focused on actors that doesn't get much attention but if you have any other celebrity in mind, please let me know in the comments! also i don't know if this is good because i included their favourite things, hobbies etc (with you ofc) just to make it more detailed and not boring... so i hope you guys like it:) if you want more detailed fic or just about one celebrity, let me know!

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⤷ Tyler Hoechlin

-Tyler writes you love letters. Pretty often. When he cannot be with you or is busy with his job, he'll sit down at night when he's alone and write you a letter about how much he misses you, how he's doing and about his job.

-Tyler loves sports, mostly baseball. So he'll take you with him to play baseball; he doesn't care if you don't know how, he will be happy when you just throw a ball to him. He'll take you to hockey matching or ice skating, if you don't know how to ice skate, don't worry he'll gladly teach you.

-He can talk a bit Spanish so he'll sometimes call you by Spanish pet names like cariño, mi amor or querida. And he'll be all cheesy about it which makes you laugh but it's also really sweet when he does that.

-Tyler loves his family so he was a bit nervous when he first introduced you to them, because their opinion mattered to him but he also loved you. But his nervousness disappear right after you and his family clicked. His family loves you which makes Tyler so happy.

-He plays guitar so he often plays to you. He loves how your eyes light up when he plays, he just loves making you happy and if he's making you happy by playing on his guitar, he'll gladly play all day.

-Tyler also loves traveling so when he has a week off, he takes you somewhere to the forest camping or to the ocean to relax, depends where you wanna go.

⤷ Jacob Elordi

-Jacob would post you on his instagram like ALL THE TIME. On his stories or just regular post because he loves to show you of. He will also post the most random photos of you that you didn't even know he took. But he loves every single one of them.

-Because of his role on 'the kissing booth' he learned how to drive a motorcycle so sometimes he takes you for a ride, it makes the both of you feel so free and you are with each other.

-No surprise that Jacob loves sports. His most favourite are basketball and surfing. Which means he takes you to play basketball with him or watch him how he plays with his friends, cheering for him ofc. When it comes to surfing he'll gladly teach you but again he prefers when you cheer for him or just watch him after that you two will have a playful fight in water.

-Jacob is a huge cuddle bug and he just loves when you lay on his chest so he can wrap his big arms around your tiny figure. When he cannot cuddle with you he will have one of his arms on your shoulder or around your waist.

-Jacob is actually a fan of poetry so you often find him reading it, but he will be over the moon if you read him his favourite poetries. You two will also have deep conversations about the true meanings of the poetries.

-He's a huge dog lover so it will be no surprise of you two get a dog, maybe two.

-He will get your name tattooed on his chest close to his heart. And you two will get matching tattooes.

⤷ Tom Cruise

-Tom loves skydiving which makes you a bit worried all the time since it's a extreme sport but if you are also a fan of extreme sports than he'll take you with him.

-Tom likes junk food like chips, fries, coca-cola etc. so you two have almost everything that comes to your mind at home. When you two watch a movie and cuddle on the sofa, he always has some chips or popcorn.

-He loves when you read to him and he really appreciate it because he loves hearing your voice and he has dyslexia which makes it hard for him to read. He usually lays on your chest while you read to him and play with his hair.

-He's a pilot and he own several aircraft so when you need to relax and he needs to take a break from his job, you just get into one of them and fly wherever you two wants.

-Tom loves under water scenes, which makes him love water. Like I said when you two needs to take a break from work and the fame, you fly in is aircraft somewhere and the 'somewhere' it's mostly somewhere where is hot weather or beach or ocean/sea.

-Tom is famous for doing all of his stunts because he's a adrenaline junky but it makes you sometimes worried because it can be dangerous. He always make sure that after a stunt he goes to you, tells you he's okay and kiss you.

⤷ Jeremy Sumpter

-Jeremy loves traveling and his favourite color is green, which leads you two take a trip to the forest, pretty often. Just walking around, listening to the singing birds, holding each others hands and having silly or deep conversation, depends on the day and mood.

-Jeremy is a dog lover. He has a dog named Bear and he takes him on the trips to the forest you two go. Bear absolutely loves you which makes Jeremy happy.

-He loves your cooking but he himself is a bad cook so he either helps you, but you have to give him detailed informations or he just hugs you from behind and watch you cook. If you make his favourite food he will be the happiest man alive, his favourite food are spaghetti.

-Jeremy also loves sport and to his favourite ones belongs baseball and soccer. He used to play them when he was a kid so his mom shows you some of his photos where he is in a dress or something. He also takes you on matches and explains you all the rules.

-He also loves water and swimming, so when you two goes on some vacation is usually somewhere to the ocean.

-Jeremy loves the movie called 'The Deer Hunter' so you two watch it like all the time while cuddling on the sofa or bed. His face in your neck, his arms around your waist and your hand playing with his blond curls.

⤷ Robert Pattinson

-Robert is a music lover, he wrote few songs and he can also sing pretty well so it was no surprise when he wrote a song about you, then sing it to you while playing on the piano.

-He's fluent in French so when he's feeling extra romantic or just in a playful mood, he will talk to you in French or call you by some French pet names like Mon amour or Mon chéri, otherwise he calls you darling, my love or baby.

-Robert loves cooking and when is it with you, he's even more happy to do it. Sometimes when you are exhausted from job, he'll prepare you a nice dinner and visa verse.

-You two watch war, drama or horror movies together. For example 'The Exorcist' or 'Come and See' are the type of movies you two watch together, because he's a fan of paranormal same as you, which leads to deep conversations. Rob is hugging you from behind while still laying down on your shared bed. Him kissing the back of your head once in a while.

-Robert is a dog lover, he always helps the homeless dogs but he can never keep them. You two will soon get a dog and it will be one of the best decisions Rob could ever make (the first, best one was to start dating you).

-Rob is literature fan which means picnic dates. You two somewhere private, laying on a picnic blanket with some homemade food, reading books and then having deep conversations about them.

⤷ Cillian Murphy

-Cillian also loves music so it will be no surprise if he will made a song about you and he'll gladly sing it to you. He didn't write you just a one song, you have a full album of his songs that he gave you.

-At nights were you have a trouble to fall asleep, he will read to you. He will read you another chapter of your favourite book or poems he wrote (they are often about you). After he's done reading, he'll hug you tight with your head placed on his chest, rubbing small circles on your back with kiss on your forehead.

-Cillian is also a big fan of literature and he loves when you give him recommendations. He doesn't care what genre the book is (detective, romance, horror,...) if you recommended it to him, he will read it.

-You two end up getting a dog or a cat, maybe both. Because Cillian is an animal lover, you will do most of the job around the dog/cat because Cillian is often really busy but he'll always make a time for you.. and the dog/cat.

-He's big fan of a Liverpool football club so you two will often be seen on their games with matching t-shirts and caps.

-His favourite part of the day will be night (or every day time he can spend with you) because he can read to you, have you in his arms, cuddled up to his chest while placing soft kisses on your forehead, cheek, lips, neck (any part he can reach)

⤷ Henry Cavill

-Henry, to your surprise, loves playing games on his PC. When he plays he'll have you sat on his lap with his arms idly wrapped around you while still having his hands on the controller/mouse. From time to time he'll kiss any part of your skin he can reach (cheek, neck,..).

-He rides a motorcycle and he loves when you wanna ride with him. Your arms wrapped around his waist while just riding around with no care in the world.

-Henry can speak a bit of Italian, French and Spanish and if you will help him to get better in those languages, he'll be so grateful. But this 'learning dates' you two have never goes as you planned, because he is always distracted by your beauty.

-He also loves cooking so if you had a bad day, Henry is already waiting at your house with dinner and fresh flowers.And for dessert, a warm bath with soft kisses all over your face.

-Henry can ride a horse so one of his ideas for date is a picnic at beautiful meadow but getting there on horses. If you can't ride a horse that's fine, you will sat behind him, if you can ride a horse maybe you two will even race who's gonna be there first.

-He loves cuddling you, because you feel so small in his big arms. He loves having his arms wrapped around you because it makes him feel like he's protecting you but when you stroke his hair he absolutely melts into you.

⤷ Tom Hardy

-Tom LOVES motorcycles. And he LOVES you, which means that you and him are often seen by paparazzi on his motorcycle either just for a simple ride or with packed things ready to sleep somewhere in the woods in tent or something similar.

-Tom loves challenges, so on these trips on his motorcycle, he makes sure there are some adrenaline, challenging stuff like jumping off of a cliff to clear cold water.

-Going into the gym together, watching him workout OR workout with him, but if you do work out with him he'll make sure to have easier workout with you because he's much stronger than you and he doesn't want you to hurt yourself.

-Tom loves reading comic books and he has one special comic book with Venom placed in the living room.

-He has a dog named Woody and when he's busy with acting, you will watch after him. Taking him out for walks, cuddling with him, playing with him and when he comes back and makes time for you and Woody, he'll make it up to the both of you.

-Tom has many tattoos all over his body so it's no surprise when one night when you two were making out you find out that he had you name tattooed on his lower belly near to his dick.

⤷ Sam Worthington

-Sam loves rock climbing for two main reasons, it's a excellent way how to relieve stress (besides spending time with you) and he can show off his back muscles, because he knows you love it.

-He's a lover of extreme sports so you can often be a bit worried that something can happen to him, but he always calms you down a bit with a kiss on your forehead. If you wanna try some of extreme sports with him, he'll be so happy.

-He's also a nature lover so trips are usually somewhere quiet and in nature, forest, meadow,... he loves going on trips with you because you two can be alone in peace and he can have you all to himself.

-He's an australian so it's no surprise he loves surfing. If you never tried it he will teach you but he won't be much focused on teaching, he's focused more on you and your beauty.

-Sam loves music AND he can play on the guitar and drums. He will take the guitar on the trips you two have, playing some songs you love on the guitar to you at the campfire.

-He also draws a lot. Many of his drawings are you or for you or of your favourite things. Please don't mind him, he just loves everything about you.

⤷ Tom Felton

-Everyone knows that Tom never left the Harry Potter fandom and you love Harry Potter as well, so it wasn't surprise when Tom posted you and him in a Harry Potter merch (him in Slytherin colors and you in your own house colors) on his instagram.

-He has a dog named Willow so his wallpaper is you holding Willow in your arms with Harry Potter merch on you (Willow has his Slytherin scarf and you have his Slytherin sweatsthirt)

-Again Tom as many other actors, loves music. He writes songs, sings, plays on a guitar. Many of his songs includes you and Willow, your relationship or his emotions.

-He will have your name tattooed near to his collarbone with a little heart next to it.

-Tom will show off his skills on his skateboard. He can skate pretty well and he's always so smiley and happy when you compliment him. If you ask, he'll also teach you few basic tricks but prepare for some bruises from all the falls, he'll kiss you as many times as much bruises you will have.

-Tom loves when you give him back massages, doesn't matter if you massage him with some fancy oils and with you palms stroking up and down on his back with some gentle rubbs or he can lay on your chest and you can scratch his back with you nails.

⤷ Rupert Grint

-Rupert loves ice cream and at one time he bought a ice cream van and gave ice cream to all the actors from Harry Potter with you helping him. He'll often take you on a ice cream date or will cuddle you while watching movies and eating ice cream.

-One of his favourite actors is Jim Carrey, which means you two often watch movies where he played and you somehow managed to get him a autograph form Jim, which made him incredibly happy you can't even imagine.

-If you two are not watching movies with Jim Carrey then definitely MCU movies, because he's a fan of marvel.

-Rupert love Artic Monkeys so when you two bake together there is always one of their songs playing softly in the background. He will often mumble the lyrics without realizing and if you point it out, he'll blush.

-Rupert is a dog lover so you two often visit nearest shelters and play with the dogs there. Rupert and you fell in love with one of the dogs, dalmatian named Teddy, so you adopted him. After a year you bought another dog but this time not from a shelter but from a verified seller.

-He loves photographing and his favourite things to photograph is you and your dogs, no wonder that there are so many pictures of you two or the dogs around the house, but he keeps his favourite besides him on his night table.

[hogans-heroes]

Ok so. The Bikeriders.

First of all, it’s very different than we thought, in a good way. It’s not an action or drama or crime film. It feels almost like a documentary because it’s shot in a journalist’s style with simple camera work and interviews and the story is told through the narration of Kathy and the journalist. It revolves around the snapshots of these people’s lives, who they are, why they’re here and do what they do, and it’s so beautiful and intimate and makes you fall in love with humanity like you’re in a anthropology class. You see how they see and love what they love. It’s so fucking powerful.

Ok side track to what we’re all really here for. FUKN BENNY.

Your life will be ruined by Austin within the first 10 seconds and you NEVER catch your breath afterwards. He doesn’t say too much and isn’t even on screen quite as much as I expected but he’s the heart of the whole film and oh boy what a beautiful heart. A TALL DAMN DRINK OF WATER THERE IS NO OTHER WAY TO PUT IT. I got lightheaded whenever he appeared. Plus we get him in a totally new look which I loved and am sure will be seeing in fandom. I literally have no words for his looks and voice and absolute badass behavior while also looking like a little kitten the entire time boy you out here ruining lives. One scene absolutely BROKE my heart I wanted to hug him so bad and it was a powerful moment in the narrative. But it was really hard to watch him get so beat up consistently over the movie.

The last SMILE we get from him??? Will kill all of us it will be the apocalypse I’m typing from the GRAVE you hear??? I’d vote the best smile we’ve ever gotten from Austin and THAT’s really saying something. I can’t say enough good things about the ending in general.

Tom Hardy is the ABSOLUTE mvp of this film, he knocked it out of the park.

(Mild spoilers under the cut)

I was so terrified Benny was going to die the entire time and the way the movie goes it really makes you think he will but he DOESNT DIE and I was SO GODDAMN relieved. That ending was so perfect and sad and poignant.

It REALLY IS a love triangle??? Like I was also shocked that there is zero sex scene or even a single kiss at all in a film like this, but the dialogue and chemistry whew boy….was very intrigued and happy to have things thus way even though it turned out sad.

[dyns33]

Specificity

I will be honest, I didn't like Inception. Saw it once, understood it but didn't like it. But I like Tom Hardy and I liked Eames, so I tried to write a little something for him.

The first thing Arthur had said before she met Mister Eames was that he was difficult.

Cobb had corrected by saying that he was very good at his job, like the whole team since he only worked with the best, but that his style and the style of their Extractor were very different.

"Eames can seem playful…"

“He is childish, frivolous and careless.”

"Thank you, Arthur. Let's just say he likes to have fun, but he knows how to be serious when necessary. We've never had any problems with him."

The work went well, apart from the incessant arguments between Arthur and Eames, although it was obvious that this amused the Forger a lot.

The rest of the time he flirted with Y/N. As an Architect, she had to concentrate to maintain a coherent universe during the dream, which was not easy with this smiling man who distracted her whenever he had the opportunity.

Difficult, Arthur had said, she saw quite well what he meant.

But really very talented, and really very charming. Hard to resist. The problem was that Mr. Eames was a gambler. A player. He loved risk and challenge, which is why he continued to tease Arthur whenever he saw him.

As soon as he saw that he wasn't getting what he wanted with Y/N, she immediately became interesting.

She didn't really think the first time they kissed. The dream had been difficult to manage, the mission dangerous, they had almost died and Eames had been injured protecting her.

Her lips were pressed to his before she realized what she was doing, too relieved that he was alive. Immediately he had hugged her, responding to her kiss without worrying about their colleagues.

Cobb had sighed, Arthur had rolled his eyes, Saito had shrugged, Ariadne had smiled and Yusuf had taken notes.

No one blamed her for her reaction, because the whole team had been affected by what had happened. They didn't talk about it again.

Eames didn't mention it again either, but he called her more often. He came to her hotel room as if everything was perfectly normal.

It was hard to remember when he joined her in bed. It seemed impossible to resist Mr. Eames's charms, despite her best efforts.

"I'll take everything you want to give me, darling." he said to her one day, kissing her forehead as she fell asleep against him.

He kept his word. Eames took what she gave, giving nothing in return. He responded to her messages, her calls, he came when she asked him, he received her kisses, her caresses, and he took everything with a big smile.

Y/N didn’t blame him, he didn’t force her to give either. It was a balanced arrangement. She just had to avoid anything complicated with feelings. This was not the domain of Mr. Eames, eternal child.

Normally, she would have acted thoughtfully and carefully, being a very gifted professional at her job. But it wasn’t about work, and Y/N wanted to take some risks when she was with him. A game could be fun, once in a while.

“I want us to get married.” she said very calmly as they dined in a chic restaurant in Paris.

"… I don't have a ring on me right now, but I can get down on one knee with a baguette."

She hadn't thought he would accept. As he was a gambler himself, perhaps he wanted to see how far she would go. So Y/N offered everything.

A grandiose wedding, with lots of guests, two cakes, a princess dress, an indecently expensive wedding ring, with less than a year to prepare everything.

She quickly realized that she had no chance of winning this game, which very quickly became more painful than fun.

"Yusuf made me think that we need several options for the banquet. We need to add dishes."

"Very well dear."

“I mean, what dishes do I add ?”

"Oh, whatever you want. Anything is fine with me."

“And Cobb asks for the gift list.”

“Yes, he asked me too, I told him to check with you.”

Very effective response, always the same. Eames said yes to everything, without ever having to do anything, since the marriage was her idea, and therefore it seemed normal that she would be the one to organize it from start to end, even if he handed her his numerous bank cards as soon as she asked.

In the end, it wasn't their wedding that she was planning, but a wedding in which he would participate, perhaps, if he didn't run away at the last moment.

Y/N wondered if she was going to break down first. And probably she should, because the game was affecting her more than it should, and for a reason that was starting to become quite clear.

After all this time together, and despite all her good intentions, it was obvious that she liked Mr. Eames a little too much.

No, she was in love, that was a certainty when her heart was racing because he whispered her name, when she had trouble breathing when he didn't respond after a mission, and above all because she wanted to to cry every time he didn't invest in the preparations.

Yet he had been very clear from the start. He would take, nothing more.

The wedding was to take place the following week when Y/N turned to him at the end of a mission, trying to hide any emotion.

“I don’t want to marry you.”

He didn't really seem surprised, but still a little disappointed. His only response was to nod, accepting this announcement without putting up the slightest resistance. He took his things and left without giving his destination.

The rest of the team was not as understanding.

Everyone asked her why she was ending such a beautiful story. Even Arthur seemed shocked, as he was the first to criticize Eames.

“You seemed so happy together.” Ariadne sighed in despair. “When Eames looked at you, he had stars in his eyes.”

“It wasn’t serious.”

"Really ? I saw the way you smiled when he called your name. And he said it with such fervor and love."

“There was no love.”

"But…"

"Ariadne, he doesn't love me. He doesn't care. It wasn't a relationship, it wasn't a marriage, just a game that went too far. Please stop."

Y/N took the first flight to Barcelona, to stop thinking about all this and be away from everyone. Unfortunately, their team had the best Pointman and Extractor, who always knew where to find his teammates.

Of course, this normally served no purpose outside of missions, and Arthur never gave out their location if it wasn't necessary.

It was impossible to imagine what Eames could have said or done to get this information, because there was no other way he could have ended up at her hotel room door.

He looked less confident than usual, scratching the back of his neck and grimacing.

"Um… Hello."

“What do you want, Mr. Eames ?”

"Darling, you know I love you right ? Because Ariadne told Arthur, who told Cobb, who told Yusuf, who told me that you thought I didn't love you. I went down on one knee and offered you French bread, it's huge."

"… If you want us to sleep together, it's really not…"

“Darling.” sighed sadly with a terribly sad look. "I think we misunderstood each other. I'll take what you give me, and you can take everything from me."

“I don’t feel like I get much from you.”

"I agreed to marry you ! And be careful, I'm delighted, the happiest day of my life, and I would have accepted all the other requests. Anything to make you happy. That's why I wanted you to choose your dress, the flowers, the meal, to make it the wedding you wanted, because the only thing it ever needs for it to be perfect is for you to be there. I want you, nothing more."

"… I actually think we misunderstood each other."

"If it was just a game, darling… Tell me and I'll go drown my broken heart in a bar. But if you still want this marriage… I'm here."

Some people thought Eames was difficult, but in the end he was a very simple man.

So smart that he was stupid, not thinking it would be necessary to talk about his feelings. To him, it was obvious that he was in love, otherwise why would he spend so much time with Y/N ? Why would he want to hear from her, have her in his arms, have her named after him ? She was as smart as him, if not smarter, she should know that.

Yes, he liked gambling, his life wasn't stable, but when it came to that sort of thing, he was a romantic gentleman. Yusuf knew this. But not the rest of the team.

He hadn't thought that Yusuf didn't talk about his secrets with others, and that the rest of the team had been able to warn her against some of his bad habits, which didn't reflect very well on him.

He seemed casual, but with Y/N, he had been very serious.

"I can take over the entire wedding planning. It will take a long time, I have a lot of ideas. I don't know if you've noticed, darling, but I have imagination. The decoration, the clothes , music… So many possible themes but an unlimited budget. I mean, almost unlimited. I played a bit after the wedding cancellation and you know what they say ? Unlicky at cards, all that. What do you think of an underwater wedding ?"

“Maybe we could slowly resume the relationship before talking about marriage again.” she sneered, as relaxed as at the beginning of their story, when everything was simple.

"We can. I also have lots of date ideas. Are you afraid of heights ? Allergies ? In fact, I already know, I may have hacked your computer and forced Arthur to tell me the rest, but I really want you to tell me about yourself.”

“What if I want to talk about you ?”

“Ah, my love, we are going to be very bored, we will need a lot of alcohol. I know where our first date will be !”

They didn't talk about marriage again right away. No, Eames waited until the third date to propose again with a basket filled with several types of bread.

The team didn't really know how to react when they received wedding invitation again, where the new date had been replaced by hand, with a smiley face. They were happy, because Eames and Y/N seemed happy together, but at the same time they were afraid that the same nightmare would start again.

“If he hurts you, tell me.” Arthur said, one hand resting on his gun.

"Everything will be alright."

"Hmm. And remember he's an idiot, don't hurt him too."

“Oh, Arthur, you care !” cried Eames sarcastically.

"No, you might disappear again and even if I found you, it would jeopardize the mission."

"So charming, mate. Why are you my best man again ?"

“I’m Y/N’s best man.”

“Specificity, right darling ?” Eames chuckled, taking Y/N's hand to kiss it, his eyes shining that screamed that he loved her more than anything, even if he wasn't good at telling it with words.

[brasideios]

10 Characters/10 Fandoms/10 Tags

Thank you for thinking of me my dears @krankittoeleven & @ainulindaelynn

Lemme see. This is long, sorry about that. I’m in a rambling mood. These are just the characters that came wandering into my noodle in no order - at least, that was intended.

1. Dorothea from Middlemarch (by George Eliot). She’s probably my fave character ever. I think in a mostly abstract way, she’s come nearest to mapping out how I perceive the feminine part of myself. She starts out so so idealistic - wanting to do something to change the world, to matter, but society has its own rules that eventually beats her down, but she’s so stoic, enduring, and self-denying, that her happy ending is earned… but then the epilogue is so melancholy so was it happy? and… I don’t know. There’s something in it all that I’ve never found a better version of.

2. My brain is on D names now lol so Daphnae from AC Odyssey. The more I think about her story, as little as we’re given of it, the more I find something tragic and fated in it, and then there’s the possibility of changing that fate, or embracing it. Something, something doomed by the narrative, unless…?

3. Demosthenes from my pdfs lol listen - ancient history RPF is a fandom (apparently) so this is valid. I have been down some serious rabbit holes with this man of late - I won’t even start on why or this will be an essay. I could also have put Thucydides in this position - but I’m on D names.

4. Daria. No seriously. I loved this show when I was a teen, and she’s honestly my spirit animal. It was my nickname because I was unfortunately very much like that. I adore her deadpan, acerbic remarks and many of them will live on in my brain forevermore. I wasn’t as witty btw - but the vibes were the same.

5. Hedwyn from the vg Pyre (woot! My brain releases me from the letter D!). I’ve played it several times now, and he’s my fave. Just a sweet guy - so sweet, you always want to free him first, but then you also very much wanna keep him with you - and sometimes I’ve been selfish enough to send everyone else instead. I also like Volfred a lot but that has everything up do with the VA 🙈

6. Alfie from Peaky Blinders. I have no excuses - the character is an unhinged maniac but Tom Hardy just brought something (a twinkling eye) to the role that makes him a very likeable, back-stabbing psychopath.

7. Caesar from HBO Rome. Ciaran Hinds has been a fave of mine since Persuasion - and I liked how he acted this part / how he was written. That’s all I’ll ever say about Caesar - character or historical figure. There are at least another half a dozen characters in this series I might’ve mentioned too. I must rewatch it one of these days.

8. Gannicus from Starz Spartacus. Dustin Clare is an old time favourite from waaaay back when I was persuaded to watch McLeod’s Daughters - really bingeable but quite trashy Aussie TV - sorry to any fans - but it really is. I so enjoyed his vibes and he brings all of that to Gannicus and it just works so well for the character. Pure cheekiness, and when he does this face 🥺 chefs kiss. Side note - I will pretty regularly say some variation of ‘my cock rages on’ about the most random stuff so - thanks to this character for that gem lol.

9. Johnny Spit from the movie Gettin Square. Yeah this is left field and I seriously doubt there’s a fandom for it - but what a character - quintessentially Australian deadbeat, (played by David Wenham). There’s a courtroom scene that kills me every time. I hope he got square, for good this time.

10. Kenny from Mad Men. I don’t even know how to explain it, I just want to protect him and he doesn’t even deserve it, and he wouldn’t have thanked me for it - maybe it was just the way everyone else was just an asshole about his writing. I want to know more about the short story about the egg. I could’ve picked almost any other character from this show though. They’re all so good/bad for their own reasons.

I made it! Haha! I have no idea who to tag - I think the only people who usually join in have already been tagged - so I’ll just add a few and call it ten. Sorry for any double ups.

No pressure at all - @nemo-of-house-frye @theinkandthesea @liminalspacecowboah @cyrus-the-younger @myriath

[dominafamiliar]

DC universe story arc idea (may have been done, but I'm not aware of this particular setup)

Batman is still goth Sherlock Stark. He is reviled by society, with the police actively hunting him or feeding him false tips to lure him into mob ambushes. In-universe Superman reacts to big, flashy crises when they arise, and he's loved for his quick response times. By contrast, Batman roots out the causes of crime, seeking to scrape out the cancer and sluice out the corruption, until every last dreg, every ounce of bribery and lies, is laid bare to the public... A rogue's gallery of inmates from Arkham asylum keep getting let out to keep Batman busy, off the mob, and off the state officers who want him gone.

Arkham is a city-funded asylum, and there's local ordinances and state laws that prohibit the asylum from receiving funding from charities or charitable persons, barring Bruce Wayne from having an impact on the asylum on that front. He's actively sponsoring various legislators who aim to tear down those restrictions, but they've all got other priorities too, and the opposition is still stronger.

The Night Wing is an organization of Robinsonas and Batsonas who are largely orphans and the homeless. Some of them wear costumes. Most of them don't. Informants, smugglers, and a few combat-trained veterans make up the bulk of their organization, but there's a few others with specialized skills. One Batgirl is a hacker who calls herself Oracle. Her dad was on track for commissioner of the Gotham police before he walked into an ambush during a drug bust. Gordon never got to see his daughter grow up. Barbara lost her mom to racketeers a few years after. At 16, she was living on couches, bouncing around, trying to finish school. Her computer lab teacher caught on and decided to teach her the ins and outs of coding, hacking, troubleshooting, etc. So she could support herself by getting a job fixing broken code for health insurance companies, or something.

Instead, she became a tech vigilante, and uses her know-how to jailbreak tech, hack software, and erase her own footprint with a forged footprint that leads investigators somewhere else.

Joker has it out for Batman, knows that Batman is Bruce Wayne, but won't tell a soul because that would spoil the fun.

Harvey Dent knows who Bruce Wayne became, because he saw what losing Thomas and Martha did to the child, saw what Bruce became when his parents' killer was finally found, and saw how when Bruce returned from abroad, the Batman started to show up. NOBODY else knows it's Bruce in the Bat Suit until Bane shows up and rips the bat mask off.

In this version, Bane isn't a Luchador, or quite Tom Hardy's version. Rather, he's a former wrestling federation Heel who got into the drug trade, and eventually became a cartel boss. He's not a member of the League of Assassins, but Talia al Ghul is his primary problem-solver, and she is one of the few surviving members of the League.

Riddler:

Poison Ivy is a chemist who concocts several toxic plant compounds into serums and cosmetics that she uses to keep herself inoculated to their effects. She's at a high enough dose she'll eventually develop hepatic and renal failure, but in the interim, she's so deadly that any kind of bodily fluid exchange with someone else is likely to kill them.

Sometimes that's a kiss. Sometimes she spits in someone's eye. Sometimes, well... you get the idea. Skin-to-skin contact can cause anything from mild euphoria, discomfort, pain, etc. But direct fluid exchange is almost guaranteed fatal. Harleen Quinzel has a natural immunity to nearly every poison Pamela Isley uses, as do Selena Kyle and Richard Grayson.

Selena Kyle is a bast-worshipping vigilante who survived a near-fatal fall when she found evidence of corporate malfeasance. Together with Dr. Pamela Isley and Dr. Harleen Quinzel, the three of them are probably the most villainous of the vigilantes, but they only go after demonstrably evil people. Abusers, torturers, people who litter...

Joker is usually the most deadly of rogues' gallery villains, as he kills to seal the punchline of his jokes. But the most murderous and evil villains are government employees. Officers in Gotham police, judges, attorneys. Not all. Not even most. But the few who are evil shield themselves under the cloak and pretext of righteousness by rule of law.

The stories revolve around Bruce Wayne growing from a boy who lost his parents to a rich man bent on saving the world, to recognizing just how small a part he plays in real world solutions to the ongoing problems.

The series would run for approximately 4 books or 4 season's worth of material, where Bruce would grow less and less the focus of the story, and by the end of season 3, full blown revolution is underway with certain members of society's elite pitching their support for the common folk, or digging in their heels about it.

One poignant scene in Season 2 has Bruce getting it in his head that he should fire Alfred, dissolve Wayne Enterprises, and give up his vast sums of fortune to the poor, and while Alfred affirms that giving money to help the poor would be a good start, he doesn't think dissolving Wayne Enterprises would be a good idea. When Bruce inquires about Alfred's opinion on leaving the business, he just shrugs and says he loved Thomas ever since they served together. Carried each other to the med tent, survived ambushes and mines together. Had Thomas had a mind for it, he would have gone AWOL just to be with him. Had it been legal, he would have married the man.

But Thomas Wayne was as straight as they come, and while he respected Alfred and loved him as a brother, did not reciprocate romantic interest. So Alfred had prepared to move on with his life when Thomas hired him on as a butler. It was only after their deployment that Alfred realized that his beloved friend was extremely rich. Of course, he accepted the job. He was there to help Martha throughout the pregnancy. He was there to help Thomas calm down when she went into labor prematurely with hypertension. He held both of their hands throughout the process, and he'd always seen Bruce as a surrogate son. He just... didn't dare say so until now.

What had he to lose? His "job"? So Alfred suggests Bruce take a different track. Build charitable organizations that provide employment to the under-employed, but also serve as watchtowers throughout the city. Nerve centers for the Night Wing. And in so doing, Bruce ingratiates himself to the public, gradually spending down his own wealth into an organization whose end-goal objective by the final season, is to have broken the corruption of the mob, shaken the police departments down to spare parts and built up new community support structures. Not perfect, but better.

Decriminalization of drugs, sex work, and other poverty-survival tools, while increasing penalties for embezzlement, bribery, and other crimes of power. Arkham gets closed, demolished, and turned into a memorial park to the victims of the Joker and the other villains. Arkham's patients get permanent residencies in much more modernized hospitals. Therapists with adequate training, minimal use of meds, except where absolutely necessary. The last episode shows Bruce stopping in to walk with Jack, the man who went as Joker for so many years.

The show ends on a hopeful note, leaving room for a better future without promising perfection.

[diesoonandsuffer]

my thoughts on star trek: nemesis

SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT

:(

i knew data was going to die but i still wasn't happy about seeing it. it's funny i was thinking to myself "how can they kill him in a permanent way? he'll probably have to explode" and. well he surely did.

let's put that to the side for the moment. in terms of the movie itself, it definitely had high stakes, it didn't feel like an episode of tng the way the 1st and 3rd movies did. obviously destroying all of earth vs one colony of people are higher stakes but i also mean in terms of the pacing, the music, the mood, etc. i found tom hardy.......sort of interesting? i had to adjust to both his voice and looks since i've never seen him look like a bald twink and speak with anything other than a gruff voice so that took a lot of adjusting lol. but his character would interest me at times and bore me at others. i liked his line "you won't live to see the echo defeat the voice" and at the end when he purposefully pulled the sword or whatever further through his body so he could look picard in the eye as he died. but then he would do boring villain stuff or sexually assault troi and i would be like ok what are we doing here.

also really? fucking sexually assaulting troi AGAIN?! tng writers get a job stay away from her. literally any time a non-cast member man is near her i feel fear. and i know they tried to do the whole her taking back her power thing with the mind connection to the viceroy but girl it is not the serve you thought it was. however i can't deny i loved seeing her in the classic trek/noir "light over the eyes" i'm shocked they haven't done it for her sooner since she has the black betazoid eyes. but anyway that shit pissed me off.

other than that troi scene pretty much anyone who isn't picard or data is irrelevant to this movie. you could replace worf with a regular security agent and almost nothing would change, beverly could just be any doctor and riker is mostly relevant to the few scenes with troi, which as we've discussed i don't like. i did enjoy seeing their wedding at the beginning and i liked picard's speech, but seeing them get married reminded me of how quickly they got back together in insurrection and then i got mad again lol. society if i had the time to rewrite their plot in insurrection for a fic. but that's besides the point.

i can't really think of anything else to talk about other than data's death. like i mentioned i knew he was going to die in this but i didn't know how or why, however early on in the film it was easy to figure out that he was going to sacrifice himself. it's a little odd that the movie was like here have his stupider younger brother as a glimmer of hope or something even though data himself is like yeah that guy isn't me even if he has my memories. so what was the point of that?

i think the part of data's death that made me the saddest was when riker comes back to the bridge and troi runs over and embraces him. you see geordi look at them with this smile but it's full of sadness, and then his face falls and he looks back at the explosion debris. why did they linger on that. i could literally feel geordi thinking that the person he wanted to be with forever just got fucking exploded. it was so clearly that emotion and i don't know what they were trying to convey otherwise but they failed. literally they should have filmed geordi kissing the android just once like they deserved it!

also side note so funny how they finally completely gave up on the emotion chip. no mention of it and data makes a comment on having no emotions. they could have said oh he left it behind so b-4 can have it but they didn't even do that. goes to show how stupid of an idea it was.

[edit: oh my god who is going to take care of spot. i just thought of that and got so sad. i guess b-4 could and spot might not be able to tell the difference but that android is not equipped to take care of an animal i don't think. WHO TAKES CARE OF SPOT. if this is ever answered please let me know.]

but that's that i suppose! overall i think i like the tos movies more than the tng ones, at least the first four compared to these four. the tng movies are definitely better than the last two tos movies. they might be better movies overall just from a technical standpoint but i think the tos movies are more rewatchable. i think the only tng movie i would rewatch is first contact, and even then i have no active desire to at the moment. however not every trek movie can be the search for spock so i have to be realistic. it is crazy to think there are no trek movies left for me to watch since i've seen the aos movies already. i liked having them for me at the end of the show, so it'll be sad whenever i finish ds9 and there will be no movies for me to watch. they added a gravitas to their original shows that made everything feel fuller and dynamic, and elevated it beyond what the tv format ever could. i think the first tng movie is the best example of this, i loved seeing the tng set through a movie. but, that's that!

[goongiveusnothing]

Every time a rumor about harry and a woman, is posted, even something fake...his fans get so defensive and aggressive then they use the usual excuse “he’s gay petra” amd start bombarding their blogs and profiles with pics of harry with pride flags, pride pin, or he with men. 🥴

he's almost 30 years old and has never had a boyfriend or even rumours of a boyfriend, he spent the last year openly kissing numerous dudes on the mouth in public at any event, making homophobic comments about his big gay movie, he point blank refuses to talk about whether he's had gay experiences or could be bi whereas other gigachad hetero celebrities like tom hardy are like 'of course i've slept with men, i'm an actor', he's broken up a long term relationship and perhaps started affairs with two famous women on his movie set ruining the entire movie launch because of it, and now he's finally single and they can go back to hyperfixating on any straight white man around him to claim he's his secret lover, you can imagine how terrified they are that they may be doomed into some other eternal harry styles generic white beautiful woman romance story, so instead they just go from "we don't care about his sexuality" "he's unlabelled" to "HE'S GAY!!!!!!" "STOP SAYING HE KISSES WOMEN HE LIKES MEN'S PENISES!!!!!!" everytime they proclaim their man is free and about to launch the gayest moment of his career, he does something patently harry styles like flirting relentlessly with the hottest blonde women at one of his concerts to the point that numerous people in the audience take note, and that's just how he is. it's how he's been for the last 10 years of his entire public life.

[cricketchaology]

On a scale of 1-10 how gay would you say the ninja (turtles and Legos) are, 1 being straight and 10 being the most fruity tooty rainbow colored man whoring pride girlboss who ever did gay

i’m so glad you asked. i’ll start with the legos.

gayest: cole. he literally ran away out of fear of disappointing his father. his life story is a queer allegory. 10/10

next: Zane. even when he’s dating pixal it’s gay because i fundamentally believe both zane and pixal have an inherently complicated relationship with gender as it’s a literal programming within them that they have to learn to dismantle and feel instead of obey. i do think zane and cole kiss. 8/10

jay: run of the mill bisexual. significant preference for women. controversially, i do not headcanon jay as trans under any circumstances. cole jay and zane were a polycule before kai joined the crew. it didn’t stick but it was nice while it lasted. 4/10

kai: used to take a tom hardy approach to sexuality. said to skylor “i’m a ninja of course i’ve had gay sex.” this is because he was looking to zane jay and cole as his reference as to what a ninja was. he’s bisexual. him and skylor are t4t. 6/10

nya: definitely into intricate rituals. for a long time her attraction to jay was comphet. i do think this eventually changed and she loves him for real but for a while it was a role she was trying to fill. she realized this and they broke up but she came to miss him. she’s bisexual. her and pixal have definitely explored each others bodies. 7/10

lloyd: i think lloyd has too many other problems to be gay. i think he’s some form of nonbinary but don’t believe he’d ever label his gender or his sexuality. it’s just not something he has time for. i don’t think he’d ever trust someone enough to actually date them. 3/10

pixal: definitely nya’s queer awakening. pixal has an extremely complicated relationship with womanhood (zane was made to be a son whereas pixal was made to be a servant. these are their programmed genders more so than male and female. they talk about it a lot) but still finds the concept meaningful enough to her to align with. definitely more interested in relationships than zane and has done more exploring. if you catch my drift. 9/10

if u want to know anyone else i’m very willing to follow up.

onto turtles. this might get confusing because i think it varies iteration to iteration but i’ll try to be succinct.

general order of turtles by gayness (in iterations i like):

leonardo, mikey, donatello, raphael

leonardo: in ROTTMNT he’s like a 9/10. the world would have exploded if they’d introduced usagi. like a 7/10 in the 2003 series because usagi is there but he isn’t as brave. lower scores in 2012, idw and bayverse because he’s too busy being cringe or committing incest with karai. like 4/10, 2/10, and 3/10 respectively.

mikey: at least 7/10 no matter the iteration. 9/10 in the IDW comics. he’s the artist of the group. he’s silly. what more is there to say.

donatello: okay here’s the thing. bayverse donnie is an 8/10 because she’s a woman to be. 2012 donatello is like a 6/10 because i believe he wants to kiss casey as well as april. rottmnt donatello is sexless. absolutely 0 bitches want him. still a 5/10.

raphael: his whole bit in toxic masculinity in almost every iteration. 2/10. however rottmnt raphael is a glowing gay point. 4/10. still not high but it’s an improvement.

april o’neil: most gay in rottmnt for obvious reasons. 8/10 there. unfortunately in every other iteration her purpose is to flirt with a turtle or casey jones. 1/10 everywhere else.

casey jones: engages in intricate rituals (playing hockey). however i believe he is actively homophobic in all iterations except ROTTMNT and the idw comics. 3/10

hope this helps.

[sleevebuscemii]

beautiful and entirely correct analysis of the drivers' gay capabilities. good morning!

thank you So much it’s almost midnight here actually 🫶

but while we’re here:

magnussen and bottas get points on the scale but it can be purely attested to scandinavianess (naked men in a sauna has Never been less subtextual)

alonso has had gay sex but in the same way of tom hardy ‘im an actor of course ive had sex’ but Not in a way of acknowledging fluid sexuality but in the way of ‘im 42 of course ive had gay sex’ he’s been around too long to not have tried it

checo will do gay shit in a straight way will wear a girlfriend’s panties or give someone a lap dance whilst blasted but it’s not in a gay way or a repressed gay way or even in a ‘so comfortable with my sexuality’ way he’s just a fob

pierre….no. puts his pussy into it when he kisses friends on the cheek, crosses many physical boundaries but would be genuinely offended if anyone made the suggestion it was anything more than bro-y

yuki….no. is touchy feely but in a way that does not see gender

zhou’s the kind of straight that is very fine with letting gay men be very handsy but would Never be as handsy back. ever.

kimi: somewhere between magnussen/bottas and alonso realms

esteban gets hit on by gay men but makes it weird

russel gets hit on by gay men but makes it weird in an awkward way

max no

lando No. homophobic. pre PR training if someone told him they were gay he’d go ‘why??’

logan and oscar n/a i literally dont know anything about them

carlos…..purely in every and any and all ways simply…..spanish

+ og tags

riccardo toes the line as an identity crisis millennial

lewis would kiss a man to be polite

charles the first ever accidental homosexual

alex would do a m/m/f threesome if lily wanted to tashi duncan out

[plungermusic]

Gourmet rural fare in the land of beans on toast …

Plunger associate Kelly Bayfield, David Edward Booth and (now, after this year’s belated first  viewing) Honey & The Bear with the wide-open, big sky, sun-kissed (at least when we’ve been there) rural expanse of distant Suffolk. So it was a welcome surprise chancing across Honey & The Bear’s forthcoming appearance (with Kelly & Dave) at Barking Folk Festival just a tube ride away from us.

Bounded by the North Circular, the A13 and the C2C line to Southend, Barking Abbey Grounds seemingly couldn’t be more different to Easton Farm Park but the organisers and crew had done a good job of creating a friendly atmosphere (even the security guy on the gate complimented us on our ‘bag search’ etiquette) and with the main stage flanked by trees and backed by St Margaret’s Church tower it was a pretty rustic setting for East London (if you kept your back to the tower blocks).

Sadly the weather couldn’t have been less dry-and-dusty Suffolk: leaden skies and alternating rain and drizzle dogged us on the walk from the train through the Abbey ruins and churchyard to the festival (leaving the slushy sellers and ‘water point’ bowsers looking a bit forlorn and surplus to requirements, this year at least!) The wet weather didn’t stop a few hardy souls from standing (or even sitting on the corporation deck chairs) in front of the main stage as Jack Valero came on, although most had parked themselves on straw bales under the partial cover of some awnings. 

Jack and his band took a little while to warm up and hit their groove, but were on song by Heaven Help Me Now (“Every songwriter must have a lockdown song, this is mine…”) with fine harmonies, and the breezy bustling Coming Home. There were hints of 50s poppy rock’n’roll in a Buddy holly vein in the upbeat Something You Can Do and also (combined with a splash of Buzzcocksy punk) in the surprisingly positive optimistic This Is A Nightmare with tub-thumping toms, brisk acoustic strumming, and some twangsome electric guitar. After noting his familial connections to the area (and his father’s in particular) Jack’s last song, played at the request of his dad, was a solo rendition of Billy Bragg’s New England… at which point pretty much all of us went, “Oh, so THAT’s who his dad is!”

Plunger’s faith in miracles was bolstered by the simultaneous discovery of where the bar was, and the rain stopping, just as Honey & The Bear (Jon and Lucy Hart on guitar and upright bass - most of the time at least, with Kelly on harmony vocals and David on drums) did their soundcheck, the latter event drawing a few more folks out from under cover.

Their set opened with The Miller, combining loping bass, rustic acoustic guitar (including a dextrous solo) and a Featy drum shuffle with sublime three part harmonies for a TTB-ish vibe. An appropriately mellower feel came in the Laurel-Canyon-Ronstadt-meets-English-folk air of Sweet Honey with its traditional-sounding melody. Back to back covers saw an entrancing (if abridged) rendition of Helplessly Hoping, where (it seemed to Plunger) Jon took on the Stills role, Lucy Crosby and Kelly Nash in the stunning harmonies. Jon switched to an electric guitar for a punchy 70s west coast run at Gillian Welch’s Look At Miss Ohio.

Returning to their own accomplished originals, the hypnotic Riverman featured aptly fluid, restless picking on acoustic, rafter-shaking bass punctuation and tom-led drums for an almost Native American feel: piquant harmonies in the verse alternated with gentler, C&N tones in the chorus. One of Lucy’s older songs took us to a whole other sonic landscape - having swapped bass and guitar roles for this one number - the Waitsesque, Hot Club De Paris, 30s-cabaret bounce of Why Am I Always Saying Sorry also featured some manic whistling from Lucy.

After one of the crew popped his head round the back of the stage to advise “This’ll have to be your last one” (which Plunger for one thought was rather premature) the set closed with Wristburner: clever changes and less-obvious harmonies, tricksy timings, and a frenetic Gordon Giltrap-doing-Gerdundula urgency, topped with more fabulous harmonies.

Although we were naturally disappointed we couldn’t hear more, and a little suspicious when the MC announced shortly after, “Since we’re running ahead of schedule...” there were to be an extra 10 minutes of the (to Plunger’s ears, but de gustibus etc.) execrable-but-unaccountably-popular next artist, this brief but very tasty performance more than justified the slightly nervy tube ride and the rain-dodging, and gave us an appetite for more!

Honey & The Bear have a new album due out in November, with a short tour to promote it, details, dates ad merch here: https://honeyandthebear.co.uk

[memedreamm]

i don’t care about straight actors playing queer people in media all i care about is if theyre going to put their whole pussy into it. tom hardy of course ive had gay sex im an actor. keanu reeves and river phoenix going to gay clubs in seattle and making out in public. heath ledger almost breaking jake gyllenhal’s nose because he kissed him too hard. when will actors do this again. 

[mythos-writes]

You Have Something on your Face

Cillian Murphy x Reader

Plot: With being part of the Peaky Blinders makeup/costume team, (Y/N) had gotten close to the cast, especially Cillian

Word Count: 1237

Warning: Cillian is single (No hate to his wife EVER), Age gap (Reader is in their early to mid-20s), swearing, my bad grammar skills, The cast playing matchmaker

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Being a part of the team that helps make ‘Peaky Blinders’ happen was a lucky break for (Y/N). With being freshly out of university for theatre makeup and costumes, the BBC was taking a risk on her, but they have liked her choices, and for the fact that she doubled as a seamstress and makeup artist. She started on the second season and everything went smoothly, plus she got along with the cast quite well. (Y/N) clicked with everyone on the main cast.

Anya-Taylor Joy and Sophie Rundle were her best friends on set, Tom Hardy and Paul Anderson were like her older brothers and Helen McCroy was like the cast mother. They would teach her some acting skills, while she helped them rehearse their lines while she was painting them. But what surprised most people was how close she and Cillian got. It wasn’t like a sibling relationship like with Tom and Paul, and it was something more than with Anya and Sophie. They had always clicked. Whether it was joking around while she was doing his makeup or fixing/making his costume, or even when asking for opinions when they are figuring out sets and how to shoot the scene.

And then feelings started to grow between the two. But they were scared to admit it to themselves, but also to each other. But everyone saw it. Then they started to make a plan.

(Y/N) was fixing up some loose threads that were fraying off of Cillian's suit jacket.

“Ok, that should do it,” she says while handing it back to him. He quickly puts it on. He gives a little spin before facing her again.

“Hey, I didn’t even have to tell you this time,” she jokes. He gives her a small laugh before putting his peaky cap on.

“How's the makeup?” he asks. She looks it over, before pulling out a powder.

“A little oily, let me just give you a touch-up. Bend down a little,” she says. He does and watches her touch him up. “Perfect,” she says while making sure no powder was on his suit. He sends her a smile.

“Thanks, love,” he says before walking off.(Y/N) watches as Cillian walks towards Anya and Helen, every time she touches up his makeup or fixes his clothes butterflies fly through her.

“You're smitten for him,” (Y/N) jumps and sees Paul and Tom come up to her.

“What? Me? Smitten no,” the two men give her a knowing look. “Is it that obvious?” she asks shyly. Tom lets out a small laugh before bringing her to his side.

“Only to the ones who are paying attention (Y/N/N),” Paul says. She sighs before looking to the ground.

“Don’t get yourself down babe, he is smitten with you too,” Tom says. (Y/N) headshots up, almost headbutting Tom in the process.

“Really?” she questions. The two men giggle at her young antics. Just as she got excited, her thoughts burst her bubble.

“ But he is double my age, what would he ever see in me?” she doughs herself.

“Hey come on now, don’t do that,” Tom brings her into a hug now.

“What are you lot doing?” Joe Cole asks while walking to the group.

“(Y/N) here has feelings for Cillian, but doesn’t think he likes her back,” Paul informs him. Joe looks at the younger girl in Tom’s arms. But before anyone could get another word in, David and Tim were calling the cast onto the set.

“We can talk more later if you want,” Tom offers, still a little worried about her.

“I think I'll be fine, but I’ll text you if that changes,” she tells him. He smiles before placing a kiss on the top of her head and following his co-stars.

Around 1 in the afternoon, (Y/N) was cleaning her things, making sure they were ready for tomorrow and if they need touchups. When she walked out of the trailer, with her small kit around her shoulder, she sees that they were just finishing the last couple of shots before lunch. She turned around and ran into someone.

“Bloody hell, I am so sorry,” she says before getting a better look at the chest that she just walked into. The dark grey penny coat with the gold chain of a pocket watch gave away who she had just run into. She looks up to see Cillian in his Tommy get up, peaky cap and all.

“I’m sorry (Y/N). I wasn’t paying attention to where I was going,” he says.

“ No, I wasn’t looking where I was going, if anyone is sorry it’s me,” she says. He gives her a small smile, before giving her a once over. They stand there in silence for a moment before he breaks it.

“I was just about to go on lunch and I was wondering if you wanted to join me?” he asks. (Y/N) quickly checks her watch before looking back at him.

“Yeah, I could eat,” she says. He smiles before offering his arm to her.

“Shall we,” he says. (Y/N) links her arm in. “We shall.” They start to make their way to get some food. The cast watched them leave.

“Alright, operation Headman is now a go,” Paul says.

As they were eating, (Y/N) was running some ideas for Tommy’s suit ideas by him.

“So I was thinking of a dark grey suit for next season,” she says.

“So basically the same thing I wear for the last 3-4 seasons,” he says.

“Exactly,” she says with a smile while taking a bit of her sandwich. Cillian watches her closely, studying her actions. He then looks at his watch seeing that 45 min has already passed by.

“Shit, I think we should get back to set, or the lot will have a field day with us,” he says. (Y/N) checks the time herself and her eyes almost pop out of her head.

“You are bloody right.” “When am I ever wrong,” Cillian jokes, earning an eye roll.

When they arrived back, they were about to go their separate ways when he quickly grabs her shoulder. She turns to look at him, a little confused. But what she saw was a look of total admiration. (Y/N) has only ever seen this look between her parents. They feel the butterflies return to their bellies.

“Hey you have something on your face,” he says.

“Oh no, where?” she questions. Without saying another word, he leans in and places a gentle kiss against her lips. (Y/N) was shocked at what was happening. She grasps for his dress shirt, bringing him in closer. He releases from the kiss, looking down at her with a smile.

“There, I got it,” he says, causing (Y/N) to roll her eyes.

“You are so cheesy,” Cillian lets out a breathy laugh before bringing her back into another kiss.

Their moment was then broken by a loud voice.

“Fuckin finally!” the two turn to see the cast standing just offset, smiles all set on their faces. the two turn to see the cast standing just offset, smiles all set on their faces. Tom, Joe, and Paul jumped around and hollering, while Anya, Helen, Annabelle and Sophie were clapping. Cillian looks down at (Y/N), a small smile graces his lips.

“Do you think?” he asks. “I think so,” (Y/N) replies.

They smile before he offers her his hand, she smiles and takes it before walking over to the over-joyed cast.

[anadelaney79]

Heyy can I request a protective Tom Hardy imagine please? I don't have a plot particularly just a bunch of cute stuff like holding hands and pulling the reader closer when someone stares at her for too long or walking through crowds, just pure chivalry stuff; like a knight in shining armour 💘

Charming man

Summary: I love when you send me prompts and requests! Feel free to do it

Pairing: Tom Hardy x Reader

Words: 710

Warnings: none! Just cute stuff

A/N: As usual, I'm really sorry about all the spelling mistakes, as english is not my main language.

Title: Charm man

He doesn't want to be there. He never wanted it, but apparently he couldn't say no to this opening. Tom is one of those people who runs away from crowded events, but sometimes he can't avoid them.

The place was packed with people laughing and drinking beer and champagne as they laughed over the music. Tom's hand hadn't let go of yours, as if he needed your touch to know you were there, supporting him. He plays with your fingertips, he talks to you in your ear, kissing the skin behind it so softly that makes you shriver. The only moments he let you go is when someone came to greet him, asking for a photo, which was very often to be honest. The men hugged him like a friend, the women caressed his arms and his chest as if you weren't there to see him. The reality is that you are already used to it, and it doesn't bother you anymore. Tom has always shown you that he only has eyes for you. And if you cared, it would be really an unbearable problem, because women throw themselves at him wherever he goes as if you don't exist.

A blonde woman came straight to him, walking across the room like a feline. "Tom, I can finally meet you in person. And let me tell you, you are much more handsome in person" she says, as she kissed him in both cheeks while caressing his neck. The woman wraps her arms around his waist as she asks for someone to take a photo, and he looks at you, trying to tell if you are uncomfortable about the situation. You know that he doesn't like to have his personal space invaded, and many times that is what happens in these types of situations. The woman keeps touching him, and you can tell he doesn't know how to get rid of the whole thing. In general, he has his moves, that allows him to separate from the person and move away a little. But nothing seems to work, and the blonde remains hugging his waist, her face very close to his.

The blonde stands between you and him almost as if on purpose, and you let go of his hand almost out of obligation. Another woman joins them as a third woman takes photos, and you stand to one side, not knowing what to do, until you see a bar in the distance and decide to go there.

You go over and ask the bartender for a beer. Sitting on the sides there is a group of three men, tattooed and with long hair, obviously motorcycle riders. They turn to you when they hear you, and they look you up and down. You smile warmly at them, and when the bartender hands you your beer one of them gets up and walks over to talk to you. "Hello, gorgeous..."

Before you can say anything, a strong hand sinks into your waist, and your whole body shudders at the sound of Tom's voice in your ear. "Fuck this. Let's get out of here. Now".

He grabs your hand and takes you through the crowded room, making his way to the rear emergency door. Some people want to stop him to say hello, others just watch as he walks by, leading you as if to save you from a fire. You can't see his face, but you can bet he is frowning and grumbling under his breath, and it almost makes you laugh.

He opens the exit door and the cold air hits your face. You take a deep breath, but almost without realizing it, your back hits the wall, and he completely imprisons you with his body. He assaults your mouth with his, giving you a deep kiss that makes your legs shake. His right hand wraps possessively around your throat, his erection presses against your hips, his tongue finds yours while he lets out a deep growl. You hold on to the lapels of his leather jacket, and he places a hand under your knee, forcing you to wrap your leg around his waist. You could take him right here, and he knows it. Instead, he ends the kiss suddenly, as if he had been able to quench a thirst that was killing him, and rests his forehead against yours. "Give me a minute and we'll get out of here", he says. You put the palms of your hands on his cheeks, and force him to look at you. "Was it too much?" you ask. "No kiss from you is too much for me," he replies, smiling again. "I was talking about the crowded place", you say with a wide smile, "but I prefer your answer".

[waitimcomingtoo]

Party in the USA

Pairing: Tom Holland x reader

Synopsis: You play the confident Black Cat onscreen, but you’re shy and quiet  offscreen. Tom is determined to one to break you out of your shell

requested by @thebookbakery who generously donated to the BLM fund in exchange for a story 💗

Masterlist

“It’s been fun, but I gotta motor.” You sighed as you circled around Spiderman. “See you later, Spider boy.”

“M-Man.” He said in a faux deep voice.

“What was that?” You tilted your head.

“Man.” He repeated. “I’m Spiderman.”

“That’s right. Such a man.” You cooed as you pinched his cheek. Peter playfully swatted you away as he blushed under his mask.

“Bye.” You flirtatiously wiggled your fingers before turning to leave.

“Wait!” He called. “Can I at least get your name?”

You turned around again and looked him up and down, pretending to come to a decision that you had already made.

“Hardy.” You said finally. “Felicia Hardy. But most people call me Black Cat.”

“Why do they call you that?”

“Because I don’t come when I’m called and I always land on my feet.” You replied as you traced your finger along the side of Peter’s masked face.

“I never really liked cats.” He admitted. “I’m more of a dog person myself.”

“Is that so?” You pretended to be offended.

“Yeah. I bet you could change my mind though.” He said, making you smirk.

“Is that a challenge?” You asked as you wrapped your arms around his neck.

“Could be.” Peter shrugged.

“Why don’t you call me sometime, Spiderman?” You asked as you pulled a business card out out of your catsuit. Peter gulped loudly as he reached for the card.

“Ah Ah Ah.” You pulled the card back. “Take your mask off first. I don’t give my number to strangers.”

“How do I know I can trust you?”

“I’ll go first.” You offered before removing the black mask that covered your eyes.

“No offense, but that didn’t cover much.” Peter teased.

“Why would I cover such a pretty face?” You shot Peter a dazzling smile and he felt weak in his knees.

“Good point.” He replied. He hesitantly went to the edge of his mask and pulled it off, trying his best to look tough when you could finally see his face.

“Looks like the question I should’ve been asking was why would you cover such a pretty face?” You smiled as you ran a sharp black fingernail down the side of his exposed face. From the look in your eyes, Peter could tell you liked what you saw.

“You think I’m pretty?” He smirked.

“The prettiest.” You leaned in to whisper against his lips.

“I’m Peter, by the way.” He gulped. “Peter Parker.”

“Nice to meet you, Peter.” You smiled and held out your hand.

“Pleasure is all mine.” He said before kissing the back of your hand.

“Naught boy.” You gasped. “Talking about pleasure already? We just met.”

“You need to get your mind out of the gutter, Hardy.” Peter teased you.

“Maybe you need to get your mind into the gutter, Parker.” You smiled coyly as you played with the curls at the back of his head.

“I’m not so sure.” He shrugged. “I’ll need a little convincing. The gutter is pretty dirty.”

You raised your eyebrow slightly as you caught on to what he was implying. You leaned in and pressed a searing hot kiss on Peter’s cheek, leaving your dark lipstick stain on his skin.

“How’s that for convincing?” You asked him.

“I’m almost there.” He said. “Not quite, though.”

You rolled your eyes at him before grabbing him by the collar and pulling him into a kiss. He eagerly kissed you back as his fingertips found your waistline.

“How about now?” You asked when you pulled away.

“Oh, I’m definitely in the gutter now.” Peter mumbled.

“Well when you get out, give me a call.” You said with a wink. “Toodles.”

Peter let out a sigh as you walked away, eyes lingering on you until you were out of sight.

“And cut!”

The silent set slowly came back to life with murmurs from the crew. You stopped walking and turned back to Tom, who was bouncing excitedly on his heels.

“Wow. Great job.” Tom praised you. “I think that was the one. I can feel it.”

“You think?” You asked as you shyly played with your wig.

“Definitely.” He grinned. “You could really feel the tension that time.”

“Let’s roll again.” The direction called before you could respond.

“Spoke too soon.” You chuckled and got back into your positions.

“Let’s take it from right before the kiss.” The director said, making Tom blush as you avoided eye contact.

“S-sure.” Tom stammered. You shook yourself out to get back into character, letting your shyness dissolve back into the confident Black Cat. You filmed the scene one more time before the director decided she had enough takes.

“That’s a wrap everybody. Great job today.”

As soon as the cameras were off, you felt your shyness settle back in. Everyone was talking with one another, but you stayed by yourself. Instead of standing there awkwardly, you decided to head back to your dressing room.

“Hey. Where are you heading off to?” Tom asked as he jogged to catch up with you.

“I have a team of people waiting to help peel this outfit off of me.” You laughed awkwardly as you looked down at your catsuit.

“You know, I tried our for that team actually.” Tom joked. “I didn’t make the cut.”

“Shut up.” You laughed a little too loudly and shoved him.

“I’m sad all our scenes together are wrapped.” Tom continued. “I always love working with you. You’re a very giving scene partner.”

“Well, thank you.” You smiled shyly. “So are you. I’ll miss these late nights with you.”

“Me too.” He returned the smile. You fell into a comfortable silence as you continued towards your dressing room. Well, it was comfortable for Tom. You were panicking on the inside over how awkward the silence felt.

“So, Uh, are you going to Downey’s party later?” Tom asked. “He said he has enough food to feed a football stadium.”

“You’re British, so I can’t tell which stadium you’re talking about.” You teased. “But no, I’m not gonna go.”

“Why not?” Tom frowned in disappointment.

“Parties aren’t my thing.” You smiled apologetically at him.

“You should come. I think it’ll be fun. I’ll…I’ll be there.” He said quietly as he looked at you.

“Is that supposed to be incentive to come? I just spent the past three hours making out with you. I’m sick of you now.” You teased him.

“Right.” He chuckled. “Well I really hope you make it. I’ll be sad all night if you don’t.”

“Why do you want me to come so badly?” You wondered. “I’m no fun at parties.”

“Because I want to see you in normal clothes in a normal setting where we can say normal things that don’t involve Infinity stones and Nick Fury.” He huffed.

“I talk about those things in normal conversations all the time.” You mumbled sarcastically.

“Please come.” He laughed again. “I’ll miss you if you’re not there.”

“Maybe.” You decided. Parties usually caused a lot of anxiety for you, especially when they were with people you didn’t know that well.

“Is maybe code for yes Tom I can’t wait to see you tonight at the party?” Tom hoped.

“Maybe is code for I’ll think about it.”

“All right.” He sighed. “I did my best. Everyone wants you there so if I didn’t convince you, they’ll all be mad at me. Just something to think about.”

“They want me there?” You asked doubtfully.

“Of course they do.” He replied. “And so do I.”

You thought about what he said, specifically about the cast wanting you there. You assumed they looked at you as the new kid, which you were, who didn’t fit into their existing familial relationship. They were always nice to you, but you always felt like you didn’t belong.

“I’ll see you later.” You told him finally, still unsure if you’d go or not.

“You better.” He smiled at you before walking away.

Later that night, you decided to go to the party after all. Tom had managed to convince you to go, despite your initial reluctance. Once you were at the party, however, you found yourself alone by the wall. Everyone was talking and having fun, but you felt like you physically couldn’t walk up to them and join them.

“They don’t even know my stomach hurts right now.” You thought to yourself. Your inner monologue was interrupted by Mark Ruffalo coming up behind you with more ice.

“What are you doing over here by yourself?Come join the party.” Mark beckoned you over.

“In a minute.” You told him. He smiled kindly at you before returning the party with the ice. You heard them all cheer loudly and you took that as your opportunity to leave.

You found a balcony with some chairs and went out to get some air. You stared out at the city scape, listening the the muffled sound of the party below you. It bothered you how shy you were sometimes, and this was one of those times. Everyone was having a good time, but you were too in your head to enjoy yourself. Sometimes you wished you could be like everyone else and just talk to other people, but your anxiety prevented you from doing so.

“Hey.”

“Oh my God.” You jumped at the sudden noise. You turned around to see Tom with two beers in hand.

“Sorry. I didn’t mean to scare you.” He smiled as he took a seat beside you. He handed you one of the beers and you gave him a grateful smile.

“It’s my fault. I didn’t hear you come up.”

“Yeah. I came up here to get away from the party.” He said as he opened your beer for you.

“So did I. There are so many people here.” You said before taking a sip.

“I know. I hate when parties have people at them.” Tom said sarcastically.

“You know what I mean.” You playfully rolled your eyes. “I’ve been to Hollywood parties before, but nothing like this. This is all so crazy. Everybody seems so famous.”

“I see.” Tom nodded. “Is your tummy turning? Are you feeling kinda homesick? Is there too much pressure and you’re nervous?”

“Yeah. That’s exactly it.” You looked at him in surprise.

“Don’t worry. This happens to a lot of people.” He assured you. “What you’re experiencing is called a party in the USA.”

“Shut up.” You laughed when you caught on to the joke. “You shouldn’t even know that song, you Brit.”

“Ouch.” He held his hand over his heart. “That was derogatory.”

“Good. I intended it to be.” You replied. Tom clicked his drink against yours before taking a long sip. You sat in silence for a minute and this time, you were both comfortable.

“I feel like my life is never going to be the same.” You said as you stared out at the skyline.

“It’s not.” Tom told you. “But that’s not necessarily a bad thing. These people, the cast, they become your family.”

“I don’t know.” You sighed. “You guys are already a family. They don’t know me. You don’t even know me and you’re my boyfriend.”

“Am I?” Tom smiled. “I must’ve missed that conversation.”

“You know what I mean.” You sighed him slightly. “On screen boyfriend.”

“Damn it.” He shook his head. “I was really hoping I had just forgotten that I was your real boyfriend.”

“Shut up.” You laughed shyly. “I’m serious. Every one here has known each other for years. I’m just the newbie they invited to be nice.”

“That’s not true.” Tom insisted. “You saw how excited everyone was when you walked in.”

“Cause they’re all drunk.” You reminded him. “They cheered just as loud when Ruffalo got more ice.”

“Hey, they do that when they’re sober too.” Tom held up his hands. “They just love ice.”

“Shut up.” You chuckled and rolled your eyes.

“Do you not like me or something?” Tom teased. “You keep telling me to shut up.”

“I’m sorry. It’s a nervous habit.” You admitted. “When I feel overwhelmed, I get hung up on a certain word or phrase and just keep saying it. I didn’t even mean to. And then I become super aware of it and feel like everyone else is aware too. And that just makes me say it more.”

“Okay.” Tom nodded. “I understood most of that.”

“Shut up.” You chuckled. “Oh my God. I’m sorry. I did it again.”

“It’s all right.” He smiled and leaned against you.

“This is a whole new level of fame for me.” You said after a minute. “I have no idea what I’m doing.”

“Hey, me either. I never know what I’m doing. And I’ve been doing it for a few years now.” Tom reminded you. “I just kinda watch Downey and copy what he does.”

You looked at him and gave him a small smile, silently thanking him for all he had said. He returned the smile before shyly taking your hand into his.

“Maybe we can figure it out together.” He said softly. “Now, come on. Let’s go back to the party.”

He stood up and held out his hand for you to take. You grabbed it and got up before walking back to the party, hand in hand.

“There you two are.” Chris said when you walked in. “Come on. We were just talking about our favorite moments on set.”

“Oh, there she is.” Anthony Mackie smiled at the sight of you. “I was just telling the story of when I wiped out in the Morocco scene and you covered for me.”

“Covered for you how?” Simu asked.

“It was amazing.” Anthony began. “I tripped on my shoelace and totally face planted. Next thing I know, she’s right on the ground beside me. Later, she tells me she fell on purpose so I wouldn’t feel embarrassed. I mean, who does that?”

“Uh, Y/n does.” Scarlett joined in. “She does that all the time. Did I ever tell you guys about the time she saved me when I didn’t realize dress was sheer? She literally gave me the bra off her back. It was the sweetest thing ever.”

“Well you needed it more than I did.” You smiled shyly as the room praised you.

“No.” Scarlett waved her hand. “You’re just a good friend.”

“Wait, you switched shoes with me that one time when my high heels were hurting my feet.” Brie remembered. “Do you make a habit of helping people out of wardrobe malfunctions?”

“I guess I do.” You laughed, starting to feel yourself break out of your shell a little.

“Of course she does. She’s just a great friend like that.” Sebastian said as he clinked his drink against yours.

“Not to mention all the times she babysat my kids while I was filming.” Downey said.

“Mine too.” Chris Pratt added.

“Or when she tied her hoodie around my waist that time I sat on a cupcake.” Chris Evans recalled.

“She did the same for me when I ripped my pants!” Simu shouted in excitement.

“Damn. How did we survive before we had Y/n?” Downey asked. “I’m so glad she joined the cast.”

“Me too. Here’s to Y/n.” Sebastian said as he held up his drink. “The newest and greatest addition to our family.”

“To Y/n!” The cast cheered as they raised their drinks. The toast left you feeling incredibly flattered but equally shy as you looked down at your shoes with a smile. It was nice to be appreciated, but all the attention was making you freak out. However, the reassurance that they didn’t just see you as the new kid made you feel good inside.

“While we’re toasting to my girl, I have a few things to say.” Tom spoke up and wrapped an arm around you. “I can’t tell you how many times she stayed up all night with me a to help me learn my lines. She already knew hers, because she always did, but she knew I was struggling with mine. I’ll never forget the crazy, weird 3 am conversations we had in my trailer. Those are some of my fondest memories.”

You gave Tom a fond smile and slipped your hand back into his, giving it three squeezes in a row.

“Mine too.” You told him.

“Do you have anything you’d like to add?” He asked you.

“Just that,” you took a deep breath and smiled, “I love you guys. And I’m really glad to be apart of this family.”

Everyone clicked their drinks together again before going back to their normal party chatter.

“Feel any better?” Tom leaned down in your ear to ask you.

“I do.” You told him. “I think I’m starting to get the hang of this. Thanks to you.”

“See? I sometimes know what I’m doing. Just stick with me, darling.” He smiled and wrapped his arm around you shoulders. You wrapped your arms around his waist and rested against his side, finally feeling like you were right where you belonged.

“I will”.

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[blouisparadise]

Here are some amazing bottom Louis fics that were posted or completed during the month of November. We hope you enjoy this list. Happy reading!

1) Call Or Delete | Mature | 2466 words

Note: The main pairing is Louis/Nick Grimshaw.

Short one shot based on the real events of 2012 radio interview with Nick and Harry playing call or delete where nick told Harry to tell their stylist Louis had let himself go.

“Aaaaand stop. Who’ve you got?” Nick eyes Harry over the mic.

“Our stylist, Caroline.” Harry responds, a mischievous grin etching up his face.

“Amazing.” An idea starts throbbing in Nick's head. And ever the impulsive, he blurts “What you could do, does she style all of you?” Harry nods. “Why don’t you call her up and be like, pft, Louis’ really let himself go.” Nick bursts into laughter.

“No. I can’t do that. I won’t do that. No”

2) Yours Is The Only Ocean | Explicit | 3390 words

Note: The main pairing is Louis/Tom Hardy.

In which Louis finds out the man he pulled at a club turns out to be famous UK wrestler and boxer, Tom Hardy.

“I can’t remember, are we?” her false tone of disagreement was obvious. That stupid grin on her reddened lips was enough to drive anyone off their feet.

3) Apples In Caramel | Explicit | 4022 words

Louis doesn't like apples in caramel and he doesn't like amusement parks, and he certainly doesn't like curly boys.

4) I Don’t Care, I’m Not Scared Of Love | Explicit | 5197 words

Note: This fic was written for the Bottom Louis Fic Fest. Check out the full collection here.

Listen. It’s not like Louis hates Harry. Far from it, actually. He likes Harry a bit too much. And not in a “oh, he’s cute, I’d like to kiss him” way. More like “I want you to handcuff me to my bed and fuck me until I can’t even remember my own name” kind of way. So, yeah, it’s kind of a problem.

5) Purr And Shout | Not Rated | 5274 words

Note: This fic was written for the Bottom Louis Fic Fest. Check out the full collection here.

The sound that escapes Harry's mouth couldn't possibly be a purr. He's an alpha, alphas don't purr. Or do they?

6) Truth Or Drink | Explicit | 5548 words

Harry and Louis are pornstars, and flatmates. Harry thought he would take his secret unrequited love for Louis to the grave with him, until Liam decides it would be a good idea to have them on his YouTube series of Truth or Drink.

7) You Step Where Words Are Written, Delicate Under Your Feet | Mature | 6496 words

Note: This fic was written for the Bottom Louis Fic Fest. Check out the full collection here.

Prompt 513: A fic where Louis gives Harry a footjob over his pants while they're watching TV and Harry finds out he has a thing for Louis' feet.

8) Stripper | Not Rated | 6569 words

Harry is a bartender at the same strip club Louis works at. They're a power couple.

9) Kiss It Better | Mature | 8080 words

Note: This fic was written for the Bottom Louis Fic Fest. Check out the full collection here.

Harry shakes his head with a light laugh and leans down to kiss him again which Louis happily accepts even if he is a little confused by the reaction. "Baby, not a night has gone by that I haven't thought about you in my bed, naked, and begging for my cock."

Blinking up at him with wide eyes, Louis opens his mouth to say something but nothing comes out. While they did flirt a lot over the last few weeks, Harry had never said anything like that. It shocks him as much as it turns him on.

"News to me."

"I won't lie and say I like random hookups or casual sex, but to me this isn't what that is."

Louis swallows thickly, unsure of what to say to that but once again Harry gives him an out.

"So, If you want we can stay up here and I can show you all the things I've thought about doing to you." Another kiss, quick and sweet. "Or, we can go back downstairs and we'll dance all night."

10) …With Love, (Almost) No Plot | Explicit | 10422 words

Note: This fic was written for the Bottom Louis Fic Fest. Check out the full collection here.

Harry is the star of a very popular porn website and Louis is the new amateur, and everybody is requesting for them do a scene together. Harry is so confused as to why his fans what him to do a scene with Louis since he always looks so shy and quiet in his scenes, but decides to give his fans what they want. And get a little something he didn't realize he even wanted in return.

11) If I Saw You Every Day Forever | Mature | 10685 words

Note: This fic was written for the Bottom Louis Fic Fest. Check out the full collection here.

There really should be a statute on the number of dates one can go to because how much longer does Louis have to suffer through this?

A modern AU in which Louis might have accidentally signed up for something he probably shouldn't.

12) Over My Shoulder | Explicit | 10960 words

Note: The main pairing is Louis/Sebastian Stan.

The media thinks omega singer Louis Tomlinson is dating alpha actor Sebastian Stan because they bump into each other all the time.

Everything changes when they accidentally bond.

13) Needles And Lyrics | Mature | 11971 words

Note: This fic was written for the Bottom Louis Fic Fest. Check out the full collection here.

Louis Tomlinson blunders at the Los Angeles premiere of friends´ Liam movie, doesn´t know what designer he was wearing: It shouldn´t come as a surprise to us that former boybander Louis Tomlinson could not recall who designed his outfit at the premiere of Liam Payne´s new movie The Overview. During several interviews on the red carpet last night, he was asked who he was wearing, and Tomlinson never answered correctly. At the beginning of the night he at least answered honestly that he had no idea who he was wearing, but tried to cover this up with some nice comments and sort of compliments on the suit.

14) Whisper Your Desires, I’ll Provide Them | Explicit | 13438 words

Note: This fic was written for the Bottom Louis Fic Fest. Check out the full collection here.

Louis has always been a standout, but there is one department she lacks in.

She’s a virgin.

Now, there’s nothing wrong with being a virgin or lacking in sexual experience. Everyone has different views and ideas on sex, and no one should be shamed because of that. However, it is hard to ignore the peer pressure from society and others.

So, when Harry, her lifelong best friend, offers to help with her situation, there’s nothing that’s going to happen, right?

15) Please, I'm Begging | Explicit | 13746 words

Louis makes the sudden realization.

Well shit. Utter shit.

It’s normal to like someone. It's just human nature.

But…

Louis cannot like Harry no matter what.

Or, Louis is an omega who just wants to be with Harry

16) 24 Hours | Explicit | 14722 words

After all these years, Louis and Eleanor are getting married. The invitations have been sent out and only one person hasn’t rsvp’d. Harry. The only way Harry will come to the wedding is if Louis spends 24 hours with him alone. How bad does Louis want Harry to come?

17) Always And Forever | Explicit | 14394 words

"I am the prettiest flower, 'ight 'azzy?"

"Yeah pup, the prettiest flower to bloom in The Tomlinson's residence."

18) Apparently By Chance, At Precisely The Right Moment | Explicit | 19329 words

Note: This fic was written for the Bottom Louis Fic Fest. Check out the full collection here.

Alpha Harry doesn’t believe in soulmates. Omega Louis has been looking for his soulmate all his life.

19) Fire, Embers, Ash And Tinders | Explicit | 21846 words

Note: This fic was written for the Bottom Louis Fic Fest. Check out the full collection here.

“Can you take pics of Louis today?”

Harry blinks at the ceiling, thinks he must still be dreaming. “Good morning to you too?”

“Actually, it’s twelve in the afternoon,” Niall responds, somehow managing to sound both concerned and cheerful.

“Shit—”

“Anyways,” Niall continues undeterred, ignoring Harry’s panic. “Can you do it or not?”

Sitting up, Harry leans against his cushioned headboard, brows furrowing as he remembers Niall’s initial question. “Can I take pictures of Louis? Louis Tomlinson…who I’ve never held a full conversation with,” Harry asks.

“Well, you know his last name,” Niall quips. “That’s a good start.”

20) I’m Still Standing (After All This Time) | Explicit | 22536 words

Dubbed the modern Elton John, Harry is the biggest thing to come to pop music. Topping the charts, there isn’t anyone who can dethrone him. Until pop punk trio Funeral For Fire emerges on the scene.

21) Thawing Permafrost | Explicit | 22556 words

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Louis is from the frozen mountains of Glacien. Harry is from the searing desert of Calidius. They come from opposite worlds, but all it takes is an arranged marriage to bring them together as one.

22) The Games We Play | Explicit | 23448 words

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Louis is a political lobbyist who chose his career over his personal life a long time ago and has never regretted it. Then he met Harry.

23) Live In My Dream State, Relocate My Fantasy | Explicit | 24154 words

Note: This fic was written for the Bottom Louis Fic Fest. Check out the full collection here.

Harry can't stay in one place, Louis' always been in one place. They find each other in the future.

24) You Go Undercover (You Cross Your Fingers) | Explicit | 25850 words

Note: This fic was written for the Bottom Louis Fic Fest. Check out the full collection here.

Louis didn’t think that motherhood would be easy, but he certainly wasn’t prepared for just how challenging it would be. He also wasn't prepared for a certain alpha called Harry appearing each time he needs help until accepting is no longer a difficult thing to do.

25) Moonlight Scars | Explicit | 29532 words

Note: Please be sure to check the tags, as there is a Major Character Death.

"Harry Edward Styles." A voice calls and Harry looks up from his notebook to see the professor calling out names for attendance, "Present."

"Louis William Tomlinson." A shiver jolts out of Harry at the familiarity of the name, he grits his teeth he don't know any Louis William Tomlinson so why!

"Here ma'am." A sweet melodic voice says and Harry could feel his heart beating louder in the confines of his chest. A snap sounds and he looks at the pencil that was now in two pieces.

26) Taken | Not Rated | 33050 words

Note: The main pairing is Louis/Harry/OMC.

Louis is 22, an award winning architect whose trying to put his past trauma of being kidnapped behind him.

Scott Wolf and Harry Styles are two detectives that were there through Louis trauma, essentially saved his life and lead the case.

They haven't seen each other in over a year, but what happens when the case breaks wide open again and Harry and Scott come spiralling back into Louis life again.

27) Crave For More Of You | Explicit | 34604 words

Note: This fic was written for the Bottom Louis Fic Fest. Check out the full collection here.

Fake proposing to your best friend to get free food at restaurants seems like a perfect game. What could possibly go wrong?

28) Just A Pretty Boy | Explicit | 35614 words

Note: This fic was written for the Bottom Louis Fic Fest. Check out the full collection here.

The alpha in front of him wasn’t only tall, but used every inch of his body to look even more threatening. He looked as shocked as Joseph felt, in his eyes he could clearly see horror and anger mixed into an odd and painful mix. It was as if he just watched a ghost or a monster from a nightmare come to life.

“Louis…” he said with a low voice. It wasn’t a question, he was calling Joseph by that name.

The crease between Joseph’s brows deepened. “Who?”

Louis and Harry were married until, one day, Louis passed away in a tragic accident. Years later, he is found alive and with a thousand questions plaguing his mind. The most important ones; was his husband involved in his disappearance? And, how long did it take Harry and his best friend to fall in love after his supposed dead?

29) Stay Until Tomorrow | Explicit | 36766 words

Note: This fic was written for the Bottom Louis Fic Fest. Check out the full collection here.

There’s a dull ache seeping through Louis’ body as he wakes up; a mild headache from last night’s alcohol intake, a cramp in his right arm from sleeping on it weird and a familiar soreness between his arse cheeks that Louis fully blames on his lousy one night stand.

30) Borrow The Moonlight | Explicit | 37738 words

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Louis and Harry broke up three years ago. The last thing Louis expects to see when he’s sent to help a guest is Harry, 3000 miles away from where he’s supposed to be.

31) The Truth of Hearts | Mature | 41847 words

After rising through the ranks to become one of Hollywood’s most celebrated alpha writers, the world is Harry’s oyster. Louis, another rising star alpha, is Harry’s greatest undoing, in more ways than one.

32) What A Wicked Thing To Do (To Make Me Dream Of You) | Explicit | 44444 words

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Heirs Louis and Harry have been promised as mates to each other their whole lives. It's expected that they will be the perfect pair to bring honor to their families. Louis cannot let that happen.

33) Til’ The Darkness Softly Clears | Explicit | 45430 words

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Something thuds nearby, and Callie sits up in bed, eyes still fuzzy from sleep. She yawns and rubs her eyes, looking around the room for the source of the noise. When she doesn’t see anything, she huffs quietly. Sliding to the floor, her feet take her towards the door. At the doorway, something disturbs the silence again: the distant sound of footsteps. Callie holds her breath and creeps out of the room. On the landing, she stands on her toes to peer over the railing. She can see the front door, and, outside, through the windows on either side of the door, she sees a shadow pass by. It walks one way, then disappears from sight for a second before it turns and walks back in front of the door. Callie’s eyes widen, and she backs up from view when the figure pauses its pacing directly in front of a window. Slowly, it turns, and it seems to stare right through the window, directly at her.

34) Once Burnt, Twice Shy | Explicit | 52644 words

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Louis and Harry are polar opposites in every way. Where Louis is a bestselling author from the city, Harry is a small-town firefighter who's never left his home. Where Louis is spontaneous and spirited, Harry is introverted and calm, never straying from routine. When an ill-fated accident and an exceptionally intelligent tabby bring them together, they are forced to confront their pasts and forge a better beginning for themselves.

Will sparks fly, or will it all go up in flames?

35) A Love Like This Won’t Last Forever (And I Don’t Mind At All) | Mature | 53978 words

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“I thought you’re a woman.”

“Excuse me?”

“Rumour has it that I’m about to have a new stepmother. Just didn’t expect it would be a man, though twink would give a much better description.”

“I’m not a twink.” Louis crossed his hands in front of his chest defensively.

The man looked at him from head to toe and gave him a sweet fake smile. “Yeah, you are.”

“I’m not— hold on,” Louis loosened his arms and now playing with his thumbs, “what do you mean stepmother?”

The man extended his hand and stupidly Louis reached for it. Once the bigger hand engulfed his own, the man shook it.

“Harry Styles, pleasure to meet you. What should I call you? Stepmother or the mistress?” Harry tightened his grip. “Or maybe a homewrecker?” He gave him the most cruel smile a man could offer.

36) Derail the Mind of Me | Explicit | 77323 words

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The Behavioral Analysis Unit gets called in to help a small town police department find the killer leaving behind a string of victims with a particularly jarring signature. FBI profiler Harry Styles must work with his team to uncover the unsub responsible for a slew of gruesome murders and just might discover his own hidden feelings for BAU Technical Analyst Louis Tomlinson along the way.

37) Now I'm Begging for Footnotes in the Story of Your Life | Explicit | 79833 words

Harry and Louis are engaged, but a few months before the wedding Louis realises that they don't like each other, so instead of ending the engagement two of them go head-to-head in an all out prank war.

In the battle of who will end the engagement first.

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