#allthedances

[bizarrecrimes]

Danced a ceilidh for Burns night down the Hiver! A good time by all. #burnsnight #burns #robbieburns #haggis #dancing #ceilidh #banjo #fiddle #accordion #allthedances #scottish #scotland #wednesday #poems #games @hiverbeers https://www.instagram.com/p/Cn2ylVkobE9/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[naturesinmyeye]

Sansan Secret Santa Gift 2019

Hi @allthedances . I’m your secret santa! Let me tell you, your prompt was quite the challenge for me, but I do hope you like the results! 

Read it here on AO3. 

[zip001]

The Good Boy (Tywin (happy pron))

This is written for @allthedances - this is the first part of two.

It was true that Genna put up with a lot even though she bitched about it all the time, with her chauffering his kids and hers around, insisting that he should not fob his kids to a stranger. They were Lannisters, lions on both sides. They needed to know what that meant from another lion. And that was before she asked him what Joanna would think if he shipped the children to boarding schools.

And so Genna endured the twins' tae kwon do fights (she was the one screaming for them to show no mercy), Tyrion's chess matches (as she made the slashing to the throat gestures for him to not toy with his opponent but end them), etc. while he spent his time making billions (earning much more than the millions their fool dad scurried away). She made sure he was there when he needed to be, and the kids turned out better than even hers (even though he knew it was the weak Frey blood that was at fault). It was what she said - his kids ate other kids alive, not sheep them, that is for sure.

So when she insisted that he take her dog to a dog training session since she double-booked it with her hair appointment, he caved. Genna did not ask much (normally she demanded), and he did fucking owe her.

But once he saw the trainer, he sighed. She was trying to set him up again. He had no trouble with the opposite sex nor his sex life but she was always trying to meddle with his personal life saying that if it were the other way around and he died, Joanna would have move on and happily too as he was such an ass. But why a dog trainer of all people? It made no sense as Genna generally was astute about people, although less with animals.

The fucking little terror would not stop growling at him since they got into the car. He had wanted to stop middle of nowhere and drop it off, but he knew that Genna would never forgive him, and Kevan would take her side on this too. When they arrived, that bitch ran towards the stunningly beautiful trainer who was also running towards the dog. He turned away in disgust as the dog slimed her. Yuck!

But then he noticed something strange was going on. Instead of looking at him, eying his tall and still quite fit frame in tailored suit, as most young attractive ladies do, the red haired siren was staring at the little white dog. They seemed to have a private conversation, and every now and then she looked at up and glared at him.

Finally, she turned to him, holding a collar that was too big for the dog and a leash, and asked, "Are you going to be a good boy?"

"W-whattt???"

To be continued

[mllekaren]

AllTheDances - sansan fics read in 2016

@allthedances

Pursuit (4094)

Summary:

Originally published: 2013-02-14

A hound hunts a little bird, but the dog is the one who's been caught.

[zip001]

@allthedances

[devilsbastion]

hey @allthedances ...just wanted to say thanks again for these two bad boys...finally got them framed (though this picture doesn’t do them justice at all, there’s hints of red and green in the frames that really ties them together) and i can’t stop staring at them...they have those eyes that just follow you around the room. THANK YOU for your generosity! (Bubug prints are better than owning the Mona Lisa to me.)

[fenrirsfangs]

when you gotta sell stuff to make room on your shelves for other stuff but you really couldn’t sell that thing without at least warning the next owner.

[thecrazyviking88]

Congratulations to Rigo on his 2021 Altima SR!!!! If you want to know how to get the hook up of a lifetime! Then raid a car deal with the crazy Viking!!!! #thebest #thecrazyviking #serveyouatthehighestlevel #yeahthatgreenvillesc #yeahthatgreenville #donewithintegrityornotatall #nissan #nissanaltima #allthedeals (at Nissan Of Greer) https://www.instagram.com/p/CV3w_0slrae/?utm_medium=tumblr

[zip001]

@mllekaren @allthedances i just thought this was just a canadian thing - like how some asians bow to show respect, hockey players every now and then hug each other....

I like how everybody is paired off haha

[supinternets]

🦌I ordered these derps from the Vermont Country Store. I always see broken sets in vintage stores or way over priced intact ones on Etsy. Grateful that there are some affordable reproductions available. #resistanceisfutile #allthedeers #cute #kitsch #kawaii #deer

[mllekaren]

@allthedances reblogged your photo “magic-spelldust: Winter Avenue by HeikoGerlicher”

I’ve been caught!

ABORT! ABORT! ABORT!

*flees*

[bethkipps]

The one day a year when my relationship with Amazon Prime is on strong...#cybermonday #fashion #skincare #home #allthedeals #fashioninashoestring (at The Bramblewood Cottage) https://www.instagram.com/p/B5kqt1kjFs9/?igshid=1dh6kai1jvr73

[zip001]

omg! i believe that my attempt of an analogy was apparently lacking. i was trying to refer to the “classic” “eat or be eaten” theory and not that (you know what that means)! lolololololol @mllekaren help!!!!

Me on my way to eat your ass

[sansansecretsanta]

SanSan Christmas in July Masterlist

Here is the list of everyone that posted. We still have a few that hasn’t posted yet, but I’ll make sure to update it when there is a change. If a link is broken or not working please contact me and I’ll fix it.

book-pirate

thedesignateddriver

houndclegane

killedbymyowninvention

naturesinmyeye

Purpleisthebestcolour

fairyofthefriz

Sansanaddict

L60014

sassyeggs74

Cheeedddaaarrr

LadyTP

queenoferebor1204

zip00198704

mad-j-j

theflirtmeister

8clarify8

Sempaiko

sincerelydayyy

mynameisnoneya1991

allthedances

pleasantlyaddicted

nevermorered

[lupotterdraws]

allthedances asked for (book) Tywin looking arrogant in palette 17!

(... i kinda cheated and only used 4 out of the 5 colours though...)

[bighound-littlebird]

I’d like to start the new year with some SanSan lemony goodness. Any suggestions?

Not a Princess by Nevermore_red 

Wet by SuchaHag 

1-900-STUDS4U by SnowWhiteKnight f 

The Things We Know of People, Or: We Know Nothing by Maracuya 

Safekeeping by MaxBetta

So We’ve Totally Been Dating, I Swear by SnowWhiteKnight 

Nothing Left to Lose by persephonereigns 

Happy Wife, Happy Life by Chick4Chick2 

The Summer Maid by Maroucia 

Lady Stone by SuchaHag 

Bird Watching by MaxBetta 

The Art of Daydreaming by the_moonmoth 

Dreaming of You Tonight by SnowWhiteKnight 

A Prize More Valuable Than Gold by Vermilion_Sunrise 

Camp Follower by RedSmileyFace 

Avalanche by the_moonmoth 

As His Grace Desires by Vermilion_Sunrise 

An Angel in Hellfire by MaxBetta 

Shape of You by AsbestosMouth 

Getting the Band Together by mynameisnoneya 

Blow Your Mind by the_moonmoth 

A Summer Wedding by Yavannie 

Frisky by Ladeeknight 

The Summoning by Maroucia 

Maid for His Pleasure by MaxBetta 

Terms of Surrender by blodeuweddbach 

A Night to Remember by Schave7728 

Once in a Blue Moon by SandySalsa 

The Dog Days of Summer by mynameisnoneya 

Prom Night!!! by AzraelGFG 

Hound1005 meets LittleBird427 by MaxBetta 

Pursuit by AllTheDances 

Shouldn’t by Nevermore_red  - series

Blood Will Out by hardlyfatal 

Endgame by the_moonmoth 

A First Time For Everything by mynameisnoneya 

A Curious Little Bird by Littlefeather 

The Interview by MaxBetta 

Lost and Found by Nevermore_red  - series

Bliss by the_moonmoth

Fuzzy by Nevermore_red 

Upstairs by Jillypups 

Huddling for Warmth by Maroucia 

Maine Attraction by MaxBetta 

Bonfire Night by sansasparky

In his dreams by RussianWitch 

Cold Winds Blow by the_moonmoth 

The Reward by redcandle17 

Room for Something New by MaxBetta 

On the tenth night by ruebellab 

Lemoncakes by the_moonmoth 

The Second Assistant by purpleann 

The Bedding Proxy by alh1971 

The Maiden and the Stranger by AdultOrphan

The Flesh and The Fantasies by Book_of_Kells 

Awakening by the_moonmoth 

The love-philtre by Maroucia 

Stolen Moments in the Dark by Helholden 

A Spying Bird and Bathing Hound by Underthenorthernlights 

How the Hound Slayed the Bird by TimmyJaybird 

Maslowian Needs by Helholden 

My Favorite Teacher by SnowWhiteKnight 

The Harlot and the Hound by Shadow_Belle 

Serpentine by leighofoldstones 

The Education of Sansa Stark by TigerOfSummer 

The Grand Tourney of the Tub. by Ownsariver 

Release on Horseback by Ownsariver 

Thrice the Pleasure for the Price of One by Ownsariver