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lesbiangummybearmafia · 2 years ago

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Designing Women

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lesbiangummybearmafia · 2 years ago

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I love the Terminator!

#julia sugarbaker #the terminator #i simply adore her #she's the best #one and only #don't mess with julia sugarbaker #designing women #allison sugarbaker #the big desk

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sugarbakergirls · 5 years ago

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#designing women #sugarbaker girls #mary jo shively #allison sugarbaker #julia duffy #annie potts #alice ghostly #bernice clifton #screenshots #90s #90s tv #southern women

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frenchtwistresistance · 2 years ago

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This afternoon, I had a lengthy discussion about Gone with the Wind and whether Scarlett O’Hara is truly a girl scumbag (I maintain that she is and that’s a major contributing factor as to why I love her, my best friend is neutral but likes to facilitate and witness debates especially if they’re essentially pointless and between parties who mostly agree and are arguing minutiae for sport, and her husband is firmly team Scarlett O’Hara Was Justified in All her Actions and Was Maybe Vain and Petty but Mostly an Admirable Pragmatist Rather than a Scumbag), so of course, Mary Jo’s review of the book’s weirdo ‘90s sequel Scarlett from 6.07 “Last Tango in Atlanta” has been swirling around in my brain.

Mary Jo: I just made the mistake of buying that book Scarlett. You know, the sequel to Gone with the Wind. Stayed up half the night to finish it.

Julia: Mary Jo, I cannot believe you bought that book. Now that it’s become such a big best seller, you know what’s going to happen. They’re going to start publishing sequels to every book ever written. Next thing you know, we’ll have Grapes of Wrath Part II: The Joad Family All Buy a Winnebago and Move to Bel-Air.

Carlene: You know what? I hadn’t seen this yet. What happens to Rhett and Scarlett?

Mary Jo: Well—

Carlene: No, no, no! Don’t tell me; don’t tell me! I’m’a read it myself.

Mary Jo: Well, actually, I ought to warn you: Now, I-I-I-I don’t know. Maybe I just don’t remember right. It has been a long time since I read the original. But I don’t remember at any point in that one Scarlett having a strong, warm thrusting filling her aching emptiness.

Carlene: Ewww!!! It says that?! About Scarlett O’Hara?!

Mary Jo: Kinda makes you long for the days when Rhett just kinda carried her up the steps. I mean, you know, we filled in the rest. We don’t need anybody spelling out every thrust, do we?

Carlene: Well I sure don’t.

Mary Jo: I can’t believe I read that book. What I really can’t believe is I read that Geraldo Rivera book.

Julia: You did not.

Mary Jo: Yes I did. Bethany Page gave it to me, so I read it. Anyway, when I finally got to sleep last night, I had this horrible nightmare that Scarlett and Geraldo were having sex in the boiler room in the basement of Tara, and then they got married, and she changed her name to Scarlett O’Hara-Rivera, and then—and then—he did the show on Women Who Shoot Yankees Too Much. It was really a long night.

#designing women #gone with the wind #mary jo shively #Designing women monologue transcriptions nobody asked for #this is also the episode where Allison Sugarbaker has red hair that everybody hates on but isn’t actually unattractive #sorry not sorry but I like her red hair and her relationship with T Tommy Reed #yes I am a Suzanne Sugarbaker apologist before all else and I yearn for her and miss her desperately in seasons 6 and 7 #but I genuinely like Allison and I Love BJ Poteet. What I wouldn’t give to see them on screen together.#Suzanne and Allison facing off as repressed lesbians.#BJ’s bisexual energy contrasted against Suzanne’s performative femininity #if only seasons 6 and 7 and the play were written by me instead…#WOMEN WHO SHOOT YANKEES TOO MUCH 😂😂😂

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lesbiangummybearmafia · 1 year ago

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