#allergy affiliates

[lookingjoligood]

Dyson V10 Allergy Cordfree Vacuum Cleaner Review

**This post contains affiliate links** I will admit, a vacuum cleaner review seems a bit out there for a mainly beauty blog, but as you know, when I love something I have to share it no matter how out there it is. When I saw that the Dyson V10 Allergy Cordfree Vacuum Cleaner was on special sale at Walmart I had to post about it! It is regularly priced at $530, the current sale price of $432.82…

[midnightmoonbeams]

hay fever drew about having, well, hay fever. to which nine responded, You're amazing!

November 26th, 2019

Heya! I stream on Twitch and play different games throughout the week. I'm sure I'm playing something that you might like. You can find my Twitch channel right here :D

[ask-an-epidemiologist]

Why "COVID anxiety" is not an actual disorder

In psychiatric terms, a phobia is considered as such if, and only if, it is unreasonable. So, an average person experiencing panic attacks at the sight of bees would be considered to have a phobia, because they are more afraid than the risk bees present to them.

However, a person with a fatal allergy to bee stings would not be considered apiphobic. This is because, with the risk of death bees present to them, having panic attacks is considered a rational reaction.

I'm sure you can already understand my point.

COVID not only can kill you (particularly if you're medically vulnerable), but it can cause severe disability. Even ignoring that people who have had COVID in the last three weeks are 81 times likelier to die of cardiac events than uninfected people, survivors of COVID are also 40% likelier to develop neurological sequelae. Rates of POTS or other dysautonomias (dysfunctions of the autonomous nervous system, which can be anywhere from "uncomfortable" to "rendering a patient bedridden") are through the roof, and neurologists are finding huge increases in the under-45 demographic of their dementia patients- a demographic that was previously extremely rare.

If someone wears protective eyewear while welding because they don't want to be blinded by an arc flash, we consider that a normal and reasonable precaution. So why are people who mask being labeled as "anxious about COVID" considering that this virus will very likely disable them if not kill them outright?

"COVID anxiety" is a rational behavior, not a medical diagnosis- so why are we treating it as one? Simple: it's another politicization of medicine. Just as "hysteria" was used to silence women, and lobotomization was used to subjugate inconvenient people (especially of rival political affiliations), "COVID anxiety" is being used to silence those who refuse to cooperate with the false narrative that COVID is over and/or no big deal. The very sight of a mask is a stark reminder to medical officials and laymen alike that they should be doing something they aren't. It's why some doctors aren't even "letting" chemo patients, one of the most severely immunocompromised demographics, do this. Because even though they are carefully avoiding a lot more illnesses than COVID, the sight of the mask still makes the doctor think of the COVID precautions they are ignoring first and foremost.

That is to say, "COVID anxiety" is a punitive diagnosis made by doctors when they are angry at the discomfort they feel when their patients remind them of their utter inadequacy, and they created this solely to stigmatize and demean patients to ensure they wouldn't subvert the expected power dynamic again.

Zero competent medical professionals actually use this terminology for their patients, and if yours uses it for you, run, don't walk, to a new clinic. Helping you is a secondary goal at best for your doctor.

[clancycatears]

/SPECGRU INTELLIGENCE - GAZ MASTERLIST

CONFIDENTIAL PERSONNEL FILE — KYLE "GAZ" GARRICK THIS IS AN IMPORTANT RECORD. SAFEGUARD IT.

SPECGRU OPERATOR AFFILIATIONS: BRITISH ARMY (FORMERLY), SPECIAL AIR SERVICE CTSFO, TASK FORCE 141, GHOST TEAM, SPECGRU

NAME (LAST, FIRST, MIDDLE): GARRICK, KYLE, J. SERVICE NUMBER: 63438703 RANK: SERGEANT (EST. 2020) ALIASES: GAZ, SABRE 2-6, BRAVO 0-5, BRAVO 2-6, BRAVO 6-2, BRAVO 6-1 STATUS: ALIVE D.O.B: JANUARY 7TH, 1993 GENDER: MALE NATIONALITY: BRITISH ETHNICITY: BLACK BRITISH LATERALITY: RIGHT HEIGHT: 6'2"ft (1.88m / 187.96cm) WEIGHT: 182lbs (82.2kg) VISION: 20/20 BLOOD TYPE: B- EYE COLOR: BROWN HAIR COLOR: DARK BROWN LANGUAGES: ENGLISH (FLUENT), RUSSIAN (MINIMAL), ARABIC (MINIMAL), GERMAN (MINIMAL)

HOME ADDRESS: XXXXX XXXXX XXXXX, LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM BIRTHPLACE: LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM — CITIZEN — NON-CITIZEN RELATIVES: CHARLOTTE GARRICK (MOTHER), RICHARD GARRICK (FATHER - DECEASED), STEPHANIE GARRICK (SISTER), ALLISON GARRICK (SISTER) MARITAL STATUS: SINGLE CHILDREN: NONE

SPECIALIST FIELDS: - PRIME TARGET ELIMINATION - DEMOLITIONS, COVERT SURVEILLANCE - VIP PROTECTION - WEAPON HANDLING (M13) - WEAPONS TACTICS

SKILLS AND SPECIALIZATIONS: - ORGAN DONOR - PHYSICALLY ACTIVE (RUNS AND SWIMS) - MEDALS (QUEEN'S GALLANTRY AND GENERAL SERVICE)

TECHNICAL RECORD BRANCH OF SERVICE: - BRITISH ARMY (2008) - SPECIAL AIR SERVICE (2012) - TASK FORCE 141 (2020) - GHOST TEAM (2022)

DATE ENLISTED: 2014 DATE DISCHARGED: N/A

MEDICAL RECORD INJURIES AND HOSPITALIZATIONS: - STAB WOUND (2012 - 1X, 2015 - 1X, 2021 - 1X) - BROKEN FEMUR (2009 - 1X, 2018 - 1X) - BROKEN COLLAR BONE (2018 - 1X) - CONCUSSION (2019 - 1X)

MEDICATION LIST: - PARACETAMOL (PAIN - 2018)

PERTINENT MEDICAL HISTORY: - SEASONAL ALLERGIES - (+) FH FOR CANCER AND DIABETES - (-) FH FOR HTN AND HYPERTENSION

SAS FITNESS TEST PUSH-UPS: YES SIT-UPS: YES JUMP FROM 10M TOWER: YES 2.5KM TIME: 6MINS 45SECS 25M WATER SWIM: YES 200M SWIM/TREAD: YES UNDERWATER OBJECT RETRIEVAL AND DIVE TEST: YES 13KM HILL RUN TIME: 44MINS 38SECS — HIGHLY PROFICIENT. RECORD TIMES.

AUTHOR'S NOTE: working on a lil project for the 141 and ghost team!!! sorry for any inaccuracies, i know nothing about the military. anyways, this file is 85% headcanons alone so please please please don't make these your own gaz assumptions unless you want to lolz!!!

GAZ MODEL: @661ave

INSPIRATION: @shadow0-1 & @mistydeyes (pulled some info from here too!!!)

[portraitofalinkonfyre]

Knightmare In Toronto

Chapter 2: Portal Paradox

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There was a distinct pain in your head when you rose from your slumber, laid on the couch like a drunkard. A blanket had been draped over your prone form, though you chalked it up to an unusually proactive action you'd taken before your nap. Your perfectly normal, fever-dream nap starring medieval men without food allergies who broke into houses.

That is, until you saw one of those men–a new one with dirty blonde hair, a dark green tunic with tan pants, and... were those face tattoos–sitting in your armchair and your fears were realized: today (at least, you think it's still today) was real and there were more strangers in your house.

Ignoring the pang of discomfort in your neck, you shot up, ready to square up to this new threat. "Who are you?"

"Oh! You're awake," the man smiled, which was incredibly weird for a home intruder. "I'm Twilight."

Twilight… why was that familiar? It almost sounded like a gang name, but you highly doubted the aforementioned situation was even remotely affiliated with gangs—though the odds that he had been watching you sleep were a bit close for comfort.

At your lack of response, Twilight's expression shifted to one of concern. "You alright–?"

"I don't want drugs!" You blurted.

"I repeat, we don't have drugs," Four's head popped in from the kitchen, expression a perfect deadpan.

"Only people on drugs talk about portals!" You shot back as black spots danced in the corners of your vision. "Ain't no portals in Toronto!"

"Toronto?" Twilight looked puzzled in the shrill wake of your outburst. What was this guy, a saint?

"Canada," you finished. He stared at you with a baffled expression and you deadpanned. "How do you not know where that is?"

"Because we are not from your world," another, deeper verse answered. You watched in disbelief as yet another man stepped out of your minuscule kitchen. He was tall, wearing a long silver tunic and black pants. Two crimson stripes lay perpendicular beneath his right eye, and there was another blue marking on his forehead.

You opened your mouth, closed it, and opened it again.

"Drugs."

"That's not–" Four sighed, running a hand down his face like a tired dad. "You need sleep."

"You need Jesus."

"Excuse me?" Asked the tallest man, and you wisely shut up.

Twilight, who had been silently observing the exchange, piped up. "About that, sorry for falling on you."

You blinked. So that's why your head hurt like you chugged some bourbon and fought a moose for territory. "Oh, naw, it's fine, you should see what I deal with at work."

"When you say it like that, I don't think I want to."

Your laugh surprised even you, bubbling up your throat like soda. "Smart."

The newcomer cleared his throat, bringing silence back to the room. "Miss..." he looked to Four, who mouthed something suspiciously close to your name. "(Y/n), I know this may seem impossible to you, but this situation is very much real. I can assure you that no one here is under the influence of… substances."

Damnit, you were hoping you could make that joke a few more times. "Okay, well, he," you pointed at Four. "materialized in my living room and that man," you pointed even more aggressively at Twilight, who had the decency to look sheepish. "apparently fell on me. Speaking of, how are you here?"

"The door was unlocked," the tall man said, and you nearly fell over. "About your garden..."

Your expression turned to one of terror. "Not my petunias..."

"I'm afraid you'll have to direct me in finding replacements as none of us are familiar with this world."

Wait.

"Us...?" You parroted, trying and failing to hide your apprehension.

"About that–" Four began, only to be interrupted when yet another crash rang out in your kitchen, followed by a series of loud whoops, and your greatest fear was once again realized: there were more of them.

"Just how many more of there are you?" You asked in horror.

"Currently five, as we are waiting on Legend, Warriors, Sky, and Hyrule."

Oh god, was your first thought, followed by: who the hell names their children that?

"We got Wild!" Wind introduced. "Five down, four to go!"

You could handle this. You would handle this. Like an adult.

"So... you're not from this world?" You asked the tallest of the three, which seemed to be the leader of the current group.

He nodded sagely "Yes, we are from a land called Hyrule."

...Hyrule? Why was that familiar? It certainly wasn’t a place you knew of, but you didn’t think they were lying.

"You seem conflicted," Four observed dryly.

"Quiet, I'm having my midlife crisis," you said, despite the fact that you were nowhere near your fifties. "You try having medieval men poof into your living room like it's a regular Tuesday."

"Gee, that's oddly specific."

Your eye twitched.

"Four," said the tallest man, effectively regaining control of the situation. "Our apologies for causing you strife, but this situation is quite unique."

"No kidding," you muttered, but being upset wasn't going to solve anything. "Okay, what's your plan then?"

The tallest seemed to hesitate, so Twilight took over. "We were hopin' we could wait here until everyone passes through. For safety."

You couldn’t argue with that; they were a long way from home if your suspicions were correct. "Alright, I can do that."

"Much appreciated," he looked like he wanted to say more, but purposefully chose not to.

You would have said more, but Wind chose that exact moment to appear with yet another man in tow. He was lanky and tall, with yellow hair that reached his midback. His tunic was also blue, though considerably shorter than Wind's, and he had various belts criss-crossing his chest. His most defining feature, however, was the large pink scar marring his left cheek and ear. You tried not to look too hard.

"This is Wild," Wind introduced. "Wild, this is (Y/N)."

'Wild' nodded politely. "Nice to meet you."

"Likewise," you responded, feeling a bit sheepish. You glanced at the clock and realized it was now past five. "Geez, I really slept in, huh?"

"It was for the best," Twilight offered a wry smile. "Better get so"

You waved him off. "You're fine, I'm alive."

"That is good."

"Wait, what's happening?" Wild cut in with a confused expression. "Where is everyone?"

"They haven't appeared yet," Four responded, though his voice was slightly uncertain. He gestured to you. "They've agreed to let us stay until everyone comes through."

"That's so kind," Wind exclaimed. "I knew you were nice."

You couldn't hold back a soft scoff. "I wouldn't be so trusting, l could be an axe murderer."

"Are you an axe murderer?" asked Four.

"Naw, I prefer maces."

"Well, I'M a pirate," interjected Wind, laying a hand on his chest.

"Oo, shiver me timbers," you said on instinct. Wind laughed raucously, and you caught a few others chuckling along. Maybe this wasn't as bad as your reptile brain had made it out to be...

Your phone buzzed in your pocket, and you pulled it out for inspection, missing the curious glances from the other occupants of the room. In the time it had taken to come to terms with this insanity, you'd managed to miss six messages from your bestie, Brianna, who had invited you to an after-work party a few weeks from now. After typing a quick response, you shoved your phone away and stood up. "So, who's hungry?"

This chapter fought me tooth and nail, so I’m glad it’s finally out there for you all! Enjoy and don’t forget to tell me what you think in the comments!

[thanathecreator]

Here is a long ass character sheet

Give credit if you use it!

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•Basic Information•

🔴Name-

🔴Age-

🔴Sexuality-

🔴Gender-

🔴Species-

🔴Nicknames-

🔴Reason for nicknames-

🔴From a Fandom?-

🔴Zodiac sign-

•Physical appearance and traits •

🟠Hair color-

🟠Hair type and length-

🟠Eye color-

🟠Skin tone-

🟠Face shape-

🟠Body type-

🟠Birthmarks-

🟠Scars-

🟠Predominant features-

🟠Height-

🟠Dominant hand-

🟠Hair Style-

🟠Jewelry/ Accessories-

🟠Are they healthy or not? Reason why-

🟠Allergies-

🟠Glasses?-

🟠What do they wear when they are home alone?-

🟠Tattoos-

•Mannerisms•

🟡Speech Style-

🟡Quirks-

🟡Positive traits-

🟡Negative traits-

🟡Drives/Motivation-

🟡Sense of Humor-

🟡Private or Public?-

🟡Leader or Follower?-

🟡Daredevil or cautious?-

🟡Optimistic/ Pessimistic/ realistic?-

🟡Speaker or Listener?-

🟡Accent-

🟡Voice Claims-

🟡Theme Song(s)-

🟡Temperament-

🟡Talents-

🟡Flaws-

🟡Loud or quiet?-

🟡messy or organized?-

🟡solo or team player?-

🟡introvert or extrovert?-

🟡relaxed or serious?-

🟡What will always make them cry?-

🟡Do they celebrate there birthday?-

🟡What will make them Smile?-

•Background•

🟢Hometown-

🟢Social Class-

🟢Education-

🟢First memory-

🟢Worst memory-

🟢Best memory-

🟢Most important childhood event,why?-

🟢Most influenced by-

🟢Role models-

🟢Where does the character live? And with who if they live with someone-

🟢Do they want to move and where?-

🟢Type of childhood-

🟢Upbringing-

🟢Best Qualification-

🟢Most important person in there life and why?-

🟢House environment-

🟢Childhood crush-

•Family•

🔵Mother-

🔵Father-

🔵Siblings-

🔵Relationship with family?-

🔵Any children? Do they want any?-

🔵Pets-

🔵Extended Family-

🔵Close to family?-

🔵Are they related to anyone in their ancestry that was cool/ important?-

•Favorites and Least Favorites•

🟣Favorite Movie-

🟣Least Favorite Movie-

🟣Favorite Book-

🟣Least Favorite Book-

🟣Favorite Holiday-

🟣Least Favorite Holiday-

🟣Favorite Mythological creature-

🟣Least Favorite Mythological creature-

•Abilities and Bias’•

⚪️Affiliation-

⚪️Powers-

⚪️Powers limitations-

⚪️Weaknesses-

⚪️Allies-

⚪️How well known are they?-

⚪️Costume-

⚪️Do they have a voice changer?-

⚪️Alias-

⚪️Weapons-

⚪️ Gadgets/ tech-

⚪️Physical Weaknesses-

⚪️Fears-

⚪️Motivations-

⚪️Why do they do what they do?-

⚪️Mental/Emotional weaknesses-

⚪️Rivals-

⚪️Romantic interest? Who if yes-

⚪️Do they have a known quote?-

•Miscellaneous•

⚫️If I could put them in a different universe or Fandom, which one?-

⚫️What was there first kiss like? Have they have it yet?-

⚫️Have they ever lost somebody they loved and who was it? How did it impact them?-

⚫️What would happen if they were granted 3 wishes?-

⚫️There stranded on in island with________ and they have 4 items,who and what do they bring?-

⚫️what quote do they feel portrays them?-

⚫️Most prizes possession and why is it prized?-

⚫️Have they ever stolen anything? We’re they caught? Do they feel guilty or prideful?-

⚫️What textures do they absolutely hate to feel?-

⚫️How long can they go without showering? When do they feel dirty?-

⚫️Where do they put there clothes when there dirty?-

⚫️Do they sleep with the bedroom door open or closed and why?-

⚫️If they woke up with animalistic features such as ears and a tail( that were different from the ones they already had if they had any at all)how would they react?-

⚫️if they could only eat one thing for 20 days, what would they eat?-

⚫️do they re read books they already have?-

⚫️if they had the option to know when they would die, exact date, would they want to know or would they want to stay oblivious to it?-

⚫️What song would they listen to on repeat?-

⚫️Do they believe in a form of a afterlife?-

⚫️Do they crack there joints?-

⚫️Spicy, Savory, Sweet, Bitter, or Sour?-

⚫️Do they adopt stray animals?-

⚫️Do they procrastinate or do they get it done asap?-

⚫️What is the temperature when they shower?

⚫️Do they daydream?-

⚫️ do they work best in messy or clean environment?-

⚫️ do they keep personal photos? Why?-

⚫️Do they indulge in anything?-

⚫️ would they do the exact opposite that someone says to them just to spite them?-

⚫️ if they’re alone and they hear a noise would they go check it out or would they hide? Why?-

⚫️ if they’re lost what is the first thing they do?-

⚫️ what is a dream they had that was terrifying and made no sense too them?

⚫️ what is the stupidest thing they have ever done because someone said not to do it?-

⚫️ are they stoic or melodramatic about being injured?-

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[gracklegift]

run by @varminting

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i'm ozzy, and welcome to gracklegift, a request blog! specializing in alterhuman identities, i aim to offer a few different services. these include:

shopping packages

name/pronoun ideas

recipe ideas

moodboards

pride icons

kinsiderations

alterhuman care ideas

discord/blog promos

you're welcome to make requests for nonhuman alters too, of course! animal, concept, myth- if you fit the bill, you're welcome to make a request here.

it is my Possum Promise that i will never intentionally include a.i.-generated slop in any post 👍

affiliates: none yet!

request list: here!

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more info under the readmore, ctrl+f for the info you're looking for! to be fiddled with as needed.

general guidelines

please keep your request specific. rather than 'ideas for a cloud?' let me know what it is you want! at the very least, 'self care for a cloud?' or 'name ideas for a cloud?'

keep it to three 'types / etc. per request, and one request per ask

if making a request for a media-specific thing, it's suggested you include some information about what you're looking for, as ozzy lives under a rock

i won't fulfill requests for kink / nsfw things here, just to keep things mostly family friendly

you can request, if applicable, for a character's name to be censored so it doesn't go in the tags

requests are done on a FCFS basis

shopping packages

at the very least, specify a theme; budget, shipping location, types of item you want (e.g. fashion/stim toys/trinkets/battle jacket pins/etc), things you don't want, and other specifications are encouraged

prices will be listed in USD unless requested otherwise

i obviously will not list pharmaceutical items or substances that are illegal in some places

name/pronoun ideas

let me know if you have a preference for typically masculine, feminine, or androgynous names

and, for that matter, any other limits you may have!

if you only want names, or only want pronouns, let me know that, as well

lemme know if you want emoji pronouns or not too

mod's a white boy + has no way of knowing that you aren't so. yanno

recipe ideas

PLEASE! let me know dietary limitations and allergies. i'm not trying to kill you

you're encouraged as well to let me know if you're looking for budget or low-spoon/beginner options!

you're also encouraged to let me know of any other limitations otherwise, like if you don't have an oven for example

tell me if you're looking for meals (lunch or breakfast or dinner), or snacks, or desserts, or if you have no preference - i'll just make a mix of options otherwise

moodboards

as usual give me what/who you want it based on and if at all possible a theme or color palette!

let me know any triggering images you would like to avoid as well!

one moodboard request per ask please, but you can send in multiple asks

these may take more time as i find the right images and the energy for them! i want to give you quality content!

pride icons

four flags maximum per request, or things start to get cluttered. you can make multiple requests!

if requesting a rainbow flag, let me know what version you'd like

if requesting a nonstandard identity (eg pupgender) please provide a link or image of your flag

feel free to send a specific image you'd like me to edit for you

kinsiderations

if you're having kin feelings but can't quite place them, this is the option for you! works best for animals and concepts, due to ozzy living under a rock.

send me what applicable details you've figured out - appearance, habitat, diet, real or myth - as many as you know

no vague 'assign me a kin's, i don't know you! i'm not doing that! just suggesting something you might be, or a direction to go in

if you see an ask you'd like to chip in on, feel free to reblog or leave a reply for the asker to check out!

alterhuman care ideas

what i'm calling this for now! ideas and concepts for activities and the likes relating to your alterhuman identity to take care of yourself or feel a little more connected to your 'type

gimme the identity in question and any limitations you may have! (eg allergies, physical limits, stuff you'd just plain rather avoid)

be sure to specify that you're looking for ideas rather than a shopping package! pleas

discord / blog promos

specify the age range, especially for discords

specify the purpose of your page, and applicable rules

if you're a blog similar to this one lemme know if you wanna be listed under affiliates!

be sure to leave a link in the ask or in the replies (break it up if in the ask, i'll add it to the reply)

no 'toxic 🤪' groups

[ashenquill]

It's time to info dump about my character headcanons some moreeeee I love spreading my agenda on the internet hehe

Mumbo Killsalot Jumbo is one of those ambiguous types where you can't tell if he's actually a hybrid or not? Like, there's something a little bit... off about him. Something distinctly non-human. Also he's a really weird guy, which makes even less sense, because at this point hybrids are like 60% of the population, and nobody bats(ha) an eye at them anymore, so it's not like he needs to hide it. But he is, in fact, secretly a vampire. Or at least, he's 1/16th vampire or something like that. He just remembers this one guy named Vlad who he refused to believe was actually his great-grandpa because he's literally, like thirty? How on Earth would he have been old enough to father children with children with children? Mumbo started believing it when he saw him again ten years later and he hadn't changed in the slightest. Suddenly, the strict nobody open the curtains rule made a lot more sense.

Now, even though Mumbo is technically a vampire, his family is primarily human. The only reason they even have vampiric origins is because Great-grandpa Vlad got turned at the ripe age of 27, and wasn't about to abandon his wife over his new and very serious garlic allergy. She thought it was all one big prank he was pulling to get out of working on the farm, but after twenty years and seven kids, she realized that being a stay-at-home dad was definitely not taking the toll it should.

Mumbo and his immediate family have retained a few of the traits they inherited from Vlad, but it manifests in very mild coincidences. His mom is allergic to garlic and his dad has a strange Scarland-Princess-like affiliation with bats. Mumbo, meanwhile, really got the short end of the stick, as he can't expose his shoulders to sunlight without them miraculously burning (he's gone through more bottles of M-77 brand sunscreen than he'd care to quantify). Not to mention the insomnia! He'd be lucky to get two hours of sleep on an average night, and the fact that the only affect it really has on him is making his eyes look baggy is truly an injustice. Wasn't insomnia supposed to cause other serious health problems? How could he even complain about it if he wasn't constantly overtired? Rather inconvenient, that.

Don't ask my why I have so much lore for this guy when I don't even write him that often. It's just the Mumbo Jumbo allure, I guess

Here's some other fun facts:

Smells like iron/copper (metallic)

Book smart - special knowledge of redstone

Likes: cloud gazing, embroidery, old westerns/duels/guns, rubix cubes (only to look at though, bro can’t solve them for shit)

Dislikes: designing floor plans, social interaction, eye contact

Passions: philanthropy, travel

Habits/other details: Super fidgety like holy shit he never stops moving, picks at his nails and has lots of scabs & hangnails bc of it, he is littered with cuts and bruises of unknown origin, also usually covered in redstone & he mistakes his blood for it half the time, can’t tell if he’s ADHD, ASD, or both (deffo both)

Reactive to their environment - does not like to be around danger most of the time, would rather watch from afar, would rather not even watch tyvm, too bad he’s always a victim, #easytarget, your honor he’s just a wet cat

Special, plot-relevant skills: good w/ redstone, rich asf

Insomniac, also has RLS, always tired but it’s not very obvious, mostly just has dumb blonde moments, his intelligence would be 10% more if he actually slept, what the heck Vlad why'd you have to get bit by a vampire

[kaithesillygoose]

Random Karasuno hcs (but its mainly the third years and not just Karasuno) pt.1

Daichi has a german shepherd (who adores Suga)

Asahi has two cats (both girls, a calico called Koi he got as a kitten from his mothers friend when he was young (Koi was the runt of the litter) and a stray black one he found in a back alley behind his apartment building during his first year who he nurtured to health and called Selene)

Suga is scared of birds (Daichi finds this hilarious)

The current captains of the volleyball teams have an affiliation with their schools animals, and the rest of the teams are so confused by it. - Daichi can call over crows and hand feeds them (randomly they fly over to him and sit on his shoulders/head/arms (and his legs when he’s sat down)) - Kuroo is LOVED by Tokyo’s stray cats - Bokuto has gone into the countryside and ‘somehow’ stumbled across a family of owls who adopted him as their own - ect

Suga has figured out the ways to bribe or sweettalk most of his teachers into giving him homework extensions (he is teaching this to the second years before he graduates)

Kiyoko’s favourite compliments are when they’re about her personality (kinda canon) - often theyre from Asahi because he compliments everyone without thinking. (but once Tanaka (or whoever you ship her with) caught on and started switching to specific non-appearance based compliments, thats when she realised she was catching feelings)

Aoba Josai have the best parties

Ushijima hated sweet stuff until Tendou started making him stuff. Now he has the biggest sweet tooth for ONLY Tendou’s baking

Asahi is an affectionate drunk (my baby)

Asahi has his ears pierced (thought it would be super painful but he hardly felt it at all)

Ushijima's wallpapers on his phone are two pictures of Tendou (he was told to use his favourites but every picture of Tendou is his favourite - he changes the pictures he uses every week without fail)

Bokuto LOVES owls so much its insane

Daichi is allergic to oranges but tries to eat them anyway ("Suga, its hardly an allergy, more of a MILD intolerance," "Asahi i will not die if i have i singular piece.") (I am projecting my own issues onto him)

Noya is a biter

sleepovers with the karasuno third years never end injury-free

daichi has issues with his knee joints

suga is not allowed in the kitchen.

Hinata can and will befriend anyone somehow. He has ordered takeout and become besties with the single, overworked father who delivered it. It confuses a lot of people

[nerdvanacrafts]

Kofi only allows 10 photos per listing and some of my sets have 12 items each. So here's an array of the product photos of the "Pocket Fox Pals" collection.

This listing is for a SMALL crochet pocket fox type amigurumi. This item is a finished product, NOT A PATTERN! Each item is handmade so sizes/colors/shapes will vary.

These items have been made in a home with a cat so if you have allergies, please let me know ahead of time!!

Item Details: Approximate height: Ranging between 4.75 in/12 cm and 6.5 in/16.5 cm tall Materials used: Acrylic yarn, plastic safety eyes, poly fill stuffing, embroidery thread, felt, E6000 glue

*Washing instructions: Recommended spot cleaning by hand, but can be washed with a washing machine in a laundry bag (delicate setting and warm water) and air dried.

**The patterns for these items were created and designed by 53Stitches, and handmade by Sly Fox of Nerdvana Crafts. These items are intended as fanart, and I am in no way affiliated with Pokemon. These characters are owned and copyrighted by Pokemon.

Pattern link for all pets: https://53stitches.com/category/eeveelution/

[cypherlune]

More Specific Description of Evelyn

☆ Basic Info ☆ ──────

☆ Name : Evelyn Leanna Lune ☆ Age : 27 ☆ Sexuality : Pansexual ☆ Gender : Female ☆ Birthday : March 5th 1997 ☆ Zodiac sign : Pisces ☆ Pronouns: She/They ☆ Nicknames: Evie, Evy, Ev, Kid, Lyn, Lune, Sparky, Ace

────── ☆ Other Info ☆

☆ Hair Colour : Dark Brown, with teal front strands on either side ☆ Hair Type & Length : Wavy, Past Shoulder ☆ Eye Colour : Teal ☆ Skin Colour : Light Mixed ☆ Body type : Slender, but athletic ☆ Scars : On her left hand, around her right wrist, some on arms ☆ Height : 5"8 1/2 ☆ Dominant Hand : Right ☆ Allergies : Pineapple, Shellfish ☆ Prosthetic Limbs: Vibranium right hand ☆ Health: Healthy, maintains a good diet.

☆ Accent : Slightly French-Canadian, losing the accent slowly ☆ Abilities & Powers : Ability to manipulate photon- electron energy in the form of neon teal energy balls, which can be manipulated to her will, technopath, super soldier ☆ Talents : Fighting skills, Martial arts, Assassinations, tech-savvy, strategist, hacking ☆ Flaws : Will do anything to protect friends, overconfident, doesn't second guess before doing something, Stubborn, impulsive, worrier, perfectionist ☆ Personality type : ENTP ☆ Sense of humour: Sarcasm, dry, dark humour, jokes about trauma ☆ Mental Illnesses/Mental Health : ADHD, PTSD, Depression, Anxiety disorder ☆ Quirks : Fidgety, twirling her front teal strands of hair in her metal hand, sometimes adds random French or Spanish words to her sentences. ☆ First Language : French ☆ Second Language : Spanish ☆ Other Languages : English, 18 more ☆ Quotes : "You people really know how to ruin my life." "You're gonna have to trust me" "Je ne suis pas vraiment un héros" "Creo que hemos terminado aquí" ☆ Aliases : Evelyn Lune, The Blue Beam (formerly) , Thunderstorm, Cypher, Lynn Vere (formerly), Planeador de sombras (formerly) ☆ Fears : Losing her friends, failure, Her old Handler from HYDRA, ☆ Weaknesses: Her loved ones, Blue Beam, HYDRA

☆ Thrillseeker?: Yes, She loves anything dangerous and thrilling, and will not hesitate to risk her life

Family and Friends

☆ Hometown : Niagara Falls, Ontario, Canada ☆ Social Class : Upper ☆ Residences : Penthouse Apartment in Manhattan, and the Avengers compound, ☆ Upbringing (before HYDRA) : Wealthy, adoptive parents were CEOs, loved, and educated ☆ Education : No high school education (HYDRA) but 3 PhD's as she was so smart they accepted her without a high school record. ☆ Teenage Years : All of them spent with HYDRA, traumatic, chaotic ☆ Biological Mother [deceased] : Unknown ☆ Biological Father [deceased] : Unknown ☆ Adoptive Mother [deceased] : Kendra Lune ☆ Adoptive Father [deceased] : Jason Lune ☆ Sister (Adoptive Family's child) [deceased] : Lorelei "Rory" Lune ☆ Pets: Carmine (cat), Mavis (cat), Miko (cat) ☆ Best Friends : Serena (@serenastark-official), Laurya (@goddess-of-birds), and Wanda Maximoff ☆ Children : None ☆ Significant Other : None ☆ Past and Current Affiliations : Lune Industries, HYDRA, The Red Room, Avengers, Guardians of The Galaxy, Thunderbolts ☆ Allies : Avengers, Yelena, Guardians, The Stark crew, All the Spider-People, Thunderbolts, Revengers, The Magic People, All of team Cap

────── Favourite...

☆ Food: Pupusas ☆ Animal: Stingray ☆ Show: The Big Bang Theory & Friends ☆ Book: A Good Girl's Guide to Murder ☆ Flower: Bluebell ☆ Movie: Avatar ☆ Music Artist: Tate McRae, Olivia Rodrigo, AC/DC ☆ Transportation: Quinjet or Train ☆ Sport: Ultimate Frisbee and Baseball ☆ Holiday: Christmas ☆ Gem: Amethyst ☆ Candy: Sour Patch Kids ☆ Pastry/Dessert: Croissants ☆ Vacation Destination: Tokyo, Japan ☆ Activity: Hacking, Building Technology

Credits to @serenastark-official [and to the original template person]

[robinofinashiro]

"it's like your Bonten's mother! how sweet!"

characters/fandom: rindou haitani x reader

request status/note: closed /

pronouns: she-her

"oh my god my eyes are burning," you murmured, trying to stop yourself from continuing to rub them. sanzu gave you a look, insinuating that the smoke was more than likely the problem, "some of us got allergies you dick," you replied, throwing him a few pieces of ash that were on the table.

you weren't very keen on hanging out with sanzu but rin, ran, nor mikey were in the building and your brother was out of the country for the moment with a few of your partners.

between you and sanzu, the two of you acted like siblings that constantly argued with each other. it came off as a surprise to everyone in bonten when you appeared with rin's arm around your shoulder. never in a million years did ran think his dorky younger brother would have bagged you of all people but in his own brotherly way, he was proud.

another big surprise was the life you lived. when rin first saw you, you didn't seem like you were the type to be in such a lifestyle. you had finished up your schooling, even did some college classes and tried to finish up a degree for it but your real lifestyle got in the way of it all and stopped it.

he hadn't realized who you actually were until he got a good look at who were. rindou was shocked to see who your family was and who you were connected to.

-

you were sitting at a table in a bar on the outskirts of Roppongi. you were with a couple of friends that you had met in college. they weren't exactly excited to be at a bar like this but you knew that if all of you minded your business, the patrons who frequented the bar would leave you all alone.

"how did you even hear of a bar like this? it doesn't seem like your type," one of your friends said. you giggled, not wanting to give them the real reason, "oh, uh, my brother comes here all the time with his friends! it's not as bad as it looks, i swear!"

they all remained silent, taking your word for it. you ordered another round of drinks for your table and handed the bartender what seemed like a debit card. you all continued to drink and sing to the songs that were playing through the speakers. being that you came here often under different obligations, you knew this place like the back of your hand; however, certain pair of a eyes had just noticed you for the first time.

rindou and ran had walked into the bar, going immediately to the back to start handling their business. rindou had ordered a couple of beers for all of Bonten when his eyes landed on you. you were laughing at something hysterically, holding the beer against your chest as you tried not to spill it.

ran had noticed his brother was not paying very much attention to the matter at hand but figured he didn't need to pry unless it was extremely distracting.

rin wanted to go up to you, he really did, but figured that you must've ended up at the wrong bar and had no idea what this entire place was actually about. when all of you got up to dance, he noticed what looked like an outline of a tattoo on your shoulder but knew that unless you were in gang affiliated business, tattoo's weren't common with just regular ole' people so it must've been his eyes playing tricks on him.

"rin, are you paying attention or did you come here to just stare at random people all night?" ran exclaimed, snapping his fingers in front of his brother's face. rin rolled his eyes, not bothering to play into his antics and finally composed himself. he knew he had no chance with you and decided to finally stop being a creep.

/

"rendai, do i really have to be here? i'm going to be the only girl in this dong fest," you exclaimed.

he laughed knowing that you were right. you were going to be the only girl in a country mile but you were needed in this situation and there was no way you could have gotten out of it, especially when you held such a high position in your familie's gang.

you picked at your nails, wanting to get this stupid gang fight over with. now that your families number two had stepped down, you were prompted up to be right under your brother. you were making more important decisions for your gang and although it upset you that you'd eventually have to drop your college courses, you knew it was your fate. it wasn't everyday that a girl ranked higher than most men in a gang and you were told from a very young age that you and your brother were eventually going to inherit your families gang.

as you and your brother arrived to the dirty and abandoned parking garage, you noticed several of japan's most prominent gangs in attendance. you greeted those that you had alliances with and didn't spare a second glance at those who you didn't know.

the both of you got comfortable on top of a car and waited for the shitshow to start. you didn't bother to care for who was fighting but you knew that these types of meetups usually meant making some kind of connections with other gangs in the area.

rin, ran, sanzu, and mochi arrived to the scene, scooping out the area and finding a place to sit down at. they had zero need to be in attendance but figured it gave them something to do for the rest of the night. a fight like this never hurt anyone.

as soon as they sat down, rin looked all over the place to see who was here. his eyes widened when he locked eyes on you. what the hell were doing here? several questions ran through his head and he turned to his brother.

"who's the girl and the boy sitting on the car?" he asked. ran chuckled, "that's ( your name ) and rendai, they're brother/sister duo from the ( last name ) family. they're the ones that had taichi killed last year. ( your name ) was the one that called for the death and rendai was the one that executed it," rindou's eyes widened.

the death that ran was talking about shocked almost everyone last year. they heard it was a pretty gruesome death to those who witnessed it but hearing that you were the one who called for it was surprising.

"since when did she become so high in the gang?" he asked. ran shrugged, "i think someone stepped down and she immediately was put into his place. she's pretty sadistic from what i heard from others. negotiations are pretty hard to come across with them in general so not many of the people here know them well. plus, she does the dirty work others don't want to do without actually having to do it herself so you can see why they're successfull."

as the fight started, you kicked your legs up, laughing at how ridiculous these men looked. you knew that nothing was going to come out of it besides bragging rights so you when you locked eyes with a blond and blue haired boy, you smiled at him shyly. rin shot you a head nod before looking over to ran.

"i say we start some negotiations with them," he stated. ran shrugged, "i don't know, ask mikey about that, " he replied. rin nodded as you jumped off the car when you realized that the fight was coming closer to you and your brother.

you gave the men in the fight a dirty look as a few specs of dust got on your clothes.

"watch where the fuck you're going you dumb fuck, i really don't need to involve my people over this useless fight."

rin laughed seeing the way you jumped onto a different cars hood and wiped yourself off. you crossed your legs and leaned against your brothers shoulder, wanting to fall asleep but fought against it.

-

from that day on, it become history. bonten and your family were bonded through yours and rin's relationship making the tokyo gang scene a lot more scarier now that your gangs were somewhat combined.

"by the way, where is rin and the rest of them? they were supposed to be here an hour ago," sanzu pointed to the garage insinuating that they were following through with a drug deal that had went wrong. you nodded, "ugh, it doesn't take this long for a punishment. i'll be right back."

sanzu shot right up, trying to stop you but you grabbed your gun from the back of your pocket and walked into the room.

"rin, we're going to be late for our date tonight if you continue your little torture game," mikey chuckled as he and ran looked to half dead man sitting in the chair. you aimed your gun at the mans chest and shot off a singular bullet to his chest making his body hit the floor instantly, "see, it's all done, now lets go before i fall asleep talking to sanzu."

ran shook his head in slight disbelief. he never understood how you were able to do such insane things like quite literally murdering a man without hesitation and act like it was second nature.

"are they coming over later for dinner? if they are, i need to stop at the store after lunch," you stated to rin. he nodded in agreement as you felt ran's shoulder come across your shoulder, "it's like your Bonten's mother! how sweet!" he teased.

you gave him a look, wanting to say something sarcastic but rin had beat you to it. he started screaming at his brother to take his filthy hands off of you. you looked to mikey, shaking your head in disbelief as he laughed at how ridiculous the two brothers were being.

[clancycatears]

/SPECGRU INTELLIGENCE - PRICE MASTERLIST

CONFIDENTIAL PERSONNEL FILE — JOHN PRICE THIS IS AN IMPORTANT RECORD. SAFEGUARD IT.

SPECGRU OPERATOR AFFILIATIONS: BRITISH ARMY (FORMERLY), SPECIAL AIR SERVICE, TASK FORCE 141, COALITION, ARMISTICE (DISBANDED), GHOST TEAM, SPECGRU

NAME: (LAST, FIRST, MIDDLE): PRICE, JOHN, G. SERVICE NUMBER: 05389026 RANK: CAPTAIN (EST. 2011) ALIASES: PRICE, JOHN, BRAVO 0-6, GHOST 0-1, BOSS, ACTUAL, CAP, OLD MAN (BY FARAH & GHOST) STATUS: ALIVE D.O.B: APRIL 18TH, 1985 GENDER: MALE NATIONALITY: BRITISH ETHNICITY: WHITE (CAUCASIAN) LATERALITY: AMBIDEXTROUS (LEFT AND RIGHT) HEIGHT: 6'3"ft (1.91m / 190.5cm) WEIGHT: 202lbs (91.63kg) VISION: 20/20 BLOOD TYPE: O- EYE COLOR: BLUE HAIR COLOR: BROWN LANGUAGES: ENGLISH (FLUENT), ARABIC (BASIC), RUSSIAN (BASIC), GERMAN (MINIMAL), SPANISH (MINIMAL)

HOME ADDRESS: XXXXX XXXXX XXXXX, XXXXX, UNITED KINGDOM BIRTHPLACE: HEREFORDSHIRE, UNITED KINGDOM — CITIZEN — NON-CITIZEN RELATIVES: GERTRUDE PRICE (MOTHER - DECEASED), CLARENCE PRICE (FATHER - DECEASED), ROBERT PRICE (BROTHER - DECEASED) MARITAL STATUS: SINGLE CHILDREN: JOHN MACTAVISH (ADOPTED SON - DECEASED)

SPECIALIST FIELDS: - CLOSE QUARTER COMBAT - SNIPER TECHNIQUES - HOSTAGE RESCUE - COUNTER TERRORISM - KILL-CAPTURE MISSIONS - WEAPONS HANDLING (KILD 141) - WEAPONS TACTICS - SEEK-AND-STRIKE OPERATIONS

SKILLS AND SPECIALIZATIONS: - PHYSICALLY ACTIVE (HIKES, SWIMS, BIKES - ON LEAVE) - TWO DOGS

TECHNICAL RECORD BRANCH OF SERVICE: - BRITISH ARMY (2003) - SPECIAL AIR SERVICE (2009) - TASK FORCE 141 (2020) - GHOST TEAM (2022)

DATE ENLISTED: - 2001 (INFANTRY) - 2003 (ARMY) DATE DISCHARGED: N/A

MEDICAL RECORD INJURIES AND HOSPITALIZATIONS: - STAB WOUND (2002 - 3X, 2003 - 1X, 2004 - 6X, 2007 - 2X) - BULLET WOUND (2002 - 1X, 2007 - 1X, 2008 - 1X, 2010 - 1X, 2011 - 2X, 2012 - 1X, 2012 - 1X, 2013 - 1X, 2017 - 1X, 2023 - 1X) - ABRAISON (2003 - 1X, 2005 - 2X, 2009 - 1X, 2014 - 1X) - CONCUSSION (2002 - 1X, 2009 - 1X, 2019 - 1X) - SPRAINED ANKLE (2012 - 1X) MEDICATION LIST: - AMOXICILLIN / CLAUVANIC ACID (INFECTION - 2004) - MORPHINE (PAIN - 2002, 2007, 2010, 2013, 2017) - KETAMINE (PAIN - 2023) - PARACETAMOL (PAIN - 2002-2022) - BUPROPION (SMOKING CESSATION - 2002) PERTINENT MEDICAL HISTORY: - ASPIRIN ALLERGY - SMOKES OFTEN - 30 PACK-YEARS - (+) FH OF CANCER - (-) FH OF DIABETES, HTN, HYPERTENSION

SAS FITNESS TEST PUSH-UPS: YES SIT-UPS: YES JUMP FROM 10M TOWER: YES 2.5KM TIME: 7MINS 2SECS 25KM WATER SWIM: YES 200M SWIM/TREAD: YES UNDERWATER OBJECT RETRIEVAL AND DIVE TEST: YES 13KM HILL RUN TIME: 51MIN 39SECS — HARDLY BROKE A SWEAT. IMPRESSIVE

AUTHOR'S NOTE: this is PURE headcanon (85%) so please please make your own assumptions about price (unless you want to from this post!!!). yes price adopted soap some random time in the canon. idc what y'all say. yes the other boys are sons to him—but soap is THE son. it hurts me. good god. i love you price.

PRICE MODEL: @661ave

INSPIRATION: @shadow0-1 & @mistydeyes (pulled some info from here too!!!)

[solaria-creates]

‏Hello, can you please reblog or publish a post for my campaign? Due to the weakness of donations, they pass slowly as ice. I hope you can help me. A small amount like $10 will be more than useful to help me and my family. Thank you for everything💔🙏

‏Vetted Gaza Evacuation Fundrais‼️💔🍉🍉🍉

Farah is #310 on the Vetted Fundraisers List‼️

‏Right now, donated money is being used to help us survive this war. Food is very expensive and my family has to pay rent for the land that our tent is on. However, I want to save up enough money to evacuate my family to a safer place where we can rebuild our lives. I dream of returning to university to finish my computer science degree. I want to provide a better life for my family than is possible in Gaza. My family and I have many dreams we would like to fulfill after this war. We are grateful to everyone who donated and helps us during this time of suffering. Thank you for reading

‏https://gofund.me/73d4b003

Please go support Farah's campaign in any way possible!! Whether that be reblogging this post, donating whatever you feasibly can, contacting your local politicians about ceasefire, or spreading the word in your circles, we can all do our part to help these people experiencing something I can barely fathom. Below is the description pulled directly from the linked gofundme, please read and reblog!

Currently £2,839 raised of £50,000 goal

Right now, donated money is being used to help us survive this war. Food is very expensive and my family has to pay rent for the land that our tent is on. However, I want to save up enough money to evacuate my family to a safer place where we can rebuild our lives. I dream of returning to university to finish my computer science degree. I want to provide a better life for my family than is possible in Gaza. My family and I have many dreams we would like to fulfill after this war. We are grateful to everyone who donated and helps us during this time of

suffering. Thank you for reading.

Hello everybody.

"Hello, I am Farah. I want to tell you about my suffering from the beginning of the war from October 7th until today. We spent the first week in Gaza. During this short period, we were subjected to many threats of evacuation due to the bombing that took place near us. After that, we were displaced on October 13th to the south of Gaza, specifically in the Khan Yunis area. We were displaced in a place affiliated with UNRWA for a period of 3 months. We slept in a large number of people, 12 people, in a place 3 meters by 3 meters on a mat on the ground. There were no mattresses or headrests (pillows). We suffered from a lack of drinking water and pollution in the place, and overcrowding and crowding to use the bathroom. We waited an hour until we could use the bathroom.

We also suffered from the lack of meat or chicken, and all we ate was canned. Our children suffered from the lack of food for them, such as milk and eggs. We also suffered from the high prices of diapers and their lack of availability, to the point that the price of a pack of diapers ranged from $50 to $70. Despite the fact that it was a place affiliated with UNRWA, we were subjected to a siege for 10 days, and the Israeli army bombed the barracks and fired live bullets at the place. The place was evacuated..

Until now, the army has bombed areas near where we are in Al-Zawaida and we are suffering from hearing the sounds of explosions and clashes day and night. When we get sick and the children get sick, there is no treatment for us, no medicines, no hospitals, and my nephews and I suffer from skin allergies, toothaches, etc., and the scorching sun rays have caused us skin burns.

We also suffer from transportation and its high cost. We have started riding a cart pulled by an animal. People have started putting vegetable oil in their cars as fuel instead of gasoline and diesel, and this pollutes the air. Also, using firewood to cook food due to the lack of gas causes cancer, asthma, and difficulty breathing.

[overdr1ves]

INCOMING TEXT: omg hv u met MARCUS LANGSTON of the RODANI PROWLERS yet ? they’re one of the crew’s mechanics n actually go by MAGNUM. the THIRTY1 y/o is typically seen hanging arnd RODANI WHEELS. allegedly they’re frm LIBERTY CITY, MIAMI n hv been w/ the crew for 4 YEARS. wtvr. just watch out for them, k ? ttyl !

* tagging these in case.　trigger warnings (tw):　⌦ tw violence & combat: mentions of fights, weapons ( knives / guns ), and military training.　⌦ tw crime & cartel activity: past involvement with a cartel, illegal dealings, and lingering debt.　⌦ tw trauma & ptsd: references to scars ( both physical and emotional ), survival instincts, and paranoia.

#　statistics.

basic information.

full name marcus langston　nicknames / aliases magnum　age 30　date of birth october 17, 1977 hometown liberty city, miami, flordia　current location miami, florida　ethnicity african-american　nationality american　gender male　pronouns he/him　orientation heterosexual, demiromantic　religion agnostic　political affiliation apolitical, leans anti-authoritarian　occupation mechanic　living arrangements lives in a small apartment above his garage in little haiti　language(s) spoken english, some spanish (conversational)　accent subtle miami drawl, influenced by liberty city slang

crew rodani prowlers　position lead mechanic and strategist　years 4　specialty high-performance tuning, reinforcement mods, bulletproofing, and precision engine work

family.

father unknown/absent 　mother denise langston (former nurse, deceased)　sibling(s) none　children none　pet(s) none (had a stray cat that used to hang around his garage)　family’s financial status grew up lower-middle class

physical appearance.

hair colour black (keeps it cropped short)　eye colour dark brown　height 6'2" (188 cm)　weight 182.98 lbs (83 kg) 　build athletic, broad shoulders, strong arms from years of working on cars　tattoos none, just doesn't like it　piercings none　clothing style practical, durable workwear (dark jeans, fitted tees, work boots), when out, favors hoodies, bomber jackets, and neutral tones, always has a rag or gloves stuffed in his pocket　usual expression calm, focused—his eyes always look like they're analyzing something　distinguishing characteristics calloused hands from years of working with machinery, a faint scar above his eyebrow from a past altercation

health.

physical ailments occasional joint pain from past military service　neurological conditions mild insomnia (trouble winding down at night)　allergies none　sleeping habits goes to bed late, often working past midnight, sleeps 4-6 hours on average, wakes up early out of habit　eating habits not picky but values a solid meal, eats irregularly due to his schedule, mostly takeout or homemade simple meals　exercise habits keeps up with basic strength training, a mix of calisthenics, boxing, and occasional runs

emotional stability 8/10 – is emotionally mature, rarely acting on impulse. he processes situations with a clear, measured approach, making him a natural problem-solver. even in high-stress environments, he remains composed, offering calm, strategic solutions rather than reacting emotionally. while he has his limits, it takes a lot to rattle him.　sociability prefers to work alone but doesn't mind company in small doses, friendly to most people　body temperature runs warm, rarely feels cold　addictions none　drug use never　alcohol use social drinker, prefers beer

personality.

label the quiet backbone　 positive traits loyal, hardworking, resourceful, calm under pressure　 negative traits stubborn, emotionally distant, overworks himself, resistant to change　 goals/desires to create something lasting—whether it's a legacy in the underground scene or a garage of his own, wants to keep the prowlers' cars untouchable in performance　 fears losing control over his work or reputation, becoming irrelevant in a world that thrives on speed

hobbies tinkering with cars (his version of meditation), watching classic car restoration videos, boxing for stress relief　habits rolls his shoulders when thinking, always wipes his hands on his jeans, taps his fingers against metal surfaces absentmindedly

favorites.

weather warm nights with a slight breeze　colour gunmetal gray　 music jazz instrumental and blues　movies heist films, action thrillers, anything with practical effects over cgi　sport boxing (watches occasionally, spars for discipline)　beverage black coffee in the morning, beer at night　food bbq, classic southern comfort food 　 animal pit bulls

extra.

zodiac sign libra　mbti istp (the virtuoso)　enneagram type 5w6 - the problem solver　temperament phlegmatic　hogwarts house slytherin　moral alignment neutral good　primary vice pride　primary virtue diligence　element earth

#　backstory.

1977. born and raised in liberty city, miami. he grew up in a tough neighborhood where resourcefulness wasn't just a skill — it was a necessity. raised by a single mother who worked tirelessly to keep food on the table, marcus learned early on that life wouldn't hand him anything. his father was never in the picture, and with no real safety net, he gravitated toward machines.

1991. by the time he was a teenager, marcus was already working under the table at a local chop shop, learning how to strip down and rebuild cars with a level of efficiency that rivaled seasoned mechanics. unlike some of his friends, marcus never let himself get swallowed by the streets. he knew too many kids who ended up dead or locked up. school wasn't his priority, but he made it through. not because he wanted to, but because his mother needed him to.

1995. at eighteen, he enlisted in the u.s. army, serving as a vehicle specialist and mechanic. he wasn't looking for glory. he was looking for a way out. his talent for modifications, reinforcements, and high-performance tuning made him a valuable asset. combat zones taught him efficiency. if a vehicle broke down in the middle of nowhere, he had to fix it — fast and right the first time. his machines kept soldiers alive, and that responsibility ingrained in him a level of discipline that never left.

but the military wasn't just technical work — it was violence, survival, and loss. he saw good men die, missions fail, and systems built to break people. by 00s, the weight of it all was catching up to him. he had the skill, but he didn't want to be another cog in a war machine.

2002. honorably discharged. after completing his service, marcus returned to miami, only to find that reintegrating into civilian life wasn't as easy as he had hoped. his military experience didn't translate into stable work, and with few options, he fell in with the miami - based cartel, modifying and bulletproofing transport vehicles for high-stakes drug runs. the money was good, but the risk was greater. he knew the rules — once you worked for them, you didn't just walk away.

2004. the heat was rising. a cartel job went sideways, and suddenly, people were disappearing. he saw the writing on the wall: stay, and he'd either end up dead or locked up. marcus eventually severed ties with the cartel, but not before making a few dangerous enemies.

months later, he went back to what he knew best: fixing cars for the underground racing scene. his reputation quickly grew, and the rodani prowlers, one of the city's most respected racing crews, took notice. they brought him in — not as a racer, but as the man behind the machines. every serious racer in miami knew: if you wanted to win, you wanted magnum in your corner.

2006. despite his success, marcus found himself in deep debt. it wasn't gambling. it wasn't reckless spending. it was loyalty. a friend from his cartel days resurfaced, desperate for help. a loan shark was after them, and if he didn't pay, he'd end up in a body bag. marcus covered the debt — $60,000. he thought he was doing the right thing. the friend ? disappeared. now, marcus was the one being hunted for payment. the people he owed ? not the kind to let a debt slide. marcus started taking on riskier work. fixing cars for people he normally wouldn't deal with. the debt is a shadow over everything he does.

2007 - PRESENT. his past is catching up. the cartel, the debt, and the choices he made ? they haven't forgotten him. the only question now is: how long before it all comes crashing down ?

#　headcanons.

⌯ marcus' car : 1969 dodge charger r/t "black mamba". color: deep matte black with subtle gunmetal racing stripes.　engine: supercharged 7.2l hemi v8, tuned for maximum torque and acceleration.　modifications: reinforced chassis, bulletproof panels, enhanced suspension for high-speed stability.　special features: custom exhaust for stealthier operation, reinforced front for tactical ramming, and a hidden compartment for a switchblade.　driving style: built for raw power and endurance — it won't be the fastest off the line, but it'll outlast anything on the road.

⌯ general & personality : emotionally mature & intelligent. he reads people well, knowing when to push and when to back off.　doesn't talk much, but when he does, his words carry weight. he prefers action over empty promises.　has an unshakable moral compass — he won't put innocent lives at risk, even if it costs him. keeps his temper in check, but when he acts, it's swift and calculated.　hates unnecessary noise — pointless arguments, loud distractions, and people who talk just to hear themselves.　despite his intimidating presence, he's incredibly patient with younger or inexperienced mechanics. if someone is willing to learn, he'll personally teach them.　lasty, marcus has no desire to race. he's not here for the adrenaline — he's here to build machines that win.

⌯ mechanic & cars : is known for his precise, efficient work. no wasted movements, no unnecessary modifications, just what's needed to make the car perfect.　can diagnose an engine problem just by listening to it for a few seconds.　his signature mod is reinforcement — his cars are built to withstand damage while maintaining high performance.　has a personal dislike for over-the-top flashy mods — " if it doesn't make the car faster, why the hell is it there? " - magnus, 2005　takes great pride in his work. if a prowler car wins, it's a win for him, even if he's not behind the wheel.　has a soft spot for old-school muscle cars, but he's also a master of modern high-performance tuning.　always taps the hood twice after finishing a job — a silent approval.

⌯ combat & survival instincts : still moves like a soldier. situational awareness is second nature to him.　always checks for exits in any building he walks into. old habits die hard.　knows how to fight, but prefers not to.　carries a knife rather than a gun. he's seen what bullets do up close and doesn't take them lightly.　has a strong sense of self-preservation. he'll take risks, but only calculated ones.

⌯ relationships & loyalty : fiercely loyal to the rodani prowlers, but he keeps his own cousel and questions orders when necessary.　has a protective streak, even if he doesn't show it outright.　if you're one of his people, he's watching your back.　rarely talks about his past. if he does, it means he trusts you deeply.　takes care of those in his circle without needing recognition. need an engine fixed ? done. need a way out of a bad situation ? handled.

⌯ personal life & habits : sleeps lightly and irregularly. years of military life and cartel work have trained his body to stay alert.　prefers strong black coffee over anything fancy.　keeps his workspace meticulously organized. if you mess with his tools, expect a death stare.　has a deep appreciation for jazz and blues.　smokes occasionally, but only when he's deep in thought.　hates the spotlight and would rather work in the background.

⌯ the cartel & his past : keeps quiet about his time with the cartel, though the scars ( both physical and mental ) remain.　knows exactly how far you can push a deal before it turns deadly and how to negotiate but refuses to go back.　despite breaking free, he knows the cartel never truly lets anyone go.　the debt hanging over his head is a constant reminder that his past isn't fully behind him. if someone from the cartel resurfaces, he's immediately on high alert.　won't take another job for them, but if cornered, he'll do what he has to in order to survive.

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An explosive new study conducted within the US Food and Drug Administration’s (FDA) own laboratory has revealed excessively high levels of DNA contamination in Pfizer’s mRNA Covid-19 vaccine.

Tests conducted at the FDA’s White Oak Campus in Maryland found that residual DNA levels exceeded regulatory safety limits by 6 to 470 times.

The study was undertaken by student researchers under the supervision of FDA scientists. The vaccine vials were sourced from BEI Resources, a trusted supplier affiliated with the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases (NIAID), previously headed by Anthony Fauci.

Recently published in the Journal of High School Science, the peer-reviewed study challenges years of dismissals by regulatory authorities, who had previously labelled concerns about excessive DNA contamination as baseless.

The FDA is expected to comment on the findings this week. However, the agency has yet to issue a public alert, recall the affected batches, or explain how vials exceeding safety standards were allowed to reach the market.