#all yard work and physical labor and financial responsibilities basically
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made it to third base (let him see me after my bedtime routine)
#contacts out makeup off glasses on#hair braided which is fine if my bangs are out but they're tucked back rn#ointment on my face to prevent crustiness bc I'm a dry eczema critter#i can never get married tbh how can i sleep next to someone looking like this#greased up rat#there are other reasons why i shouldn't get married but like. who else is gonna pay my bills#need a rich man 🙏 but i like blue collar men which is fine bc they work like 16 hours a day#so i get my bills paid and i don't even have to see the dude 😍#i can cook btw so I'll make dinner idc. and pack his lunch#in exchange he needs to pay bills obviously but also mow the lawn fix my car shovel the driveway etc etc#all yard work and physical labor and financial responsibilities basically#all i do is cook and look pretty#this isn't even a joke ngl#Sera
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