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I am thou, thou art I.
i WILL be making a sonic/ryuji version soon
#fanart#artwork#sonic fanart#sth fanart#digital art#shadow the hedgehog#persona#persona 5#persona joker#p5 joker#p5#shadow fanart#sonic the hedgehog#sth#shads#shadow the ultimate lifeform#sonic fandom#sonic series#adobe photoshop#ALL HAIL SHADOW
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i do love talking about how sy is weak to pathetic men but i just had a fucking moment because it occurred to me. sj is also weak to pathetic men. his favorite guy is yq (extremely pathetic) and a lot of his angst around yqy is that he thinks yqy doesnt need him anymore (is not pathetic anymore). his issues with men in general are that he perceives them as Threats (not pathetic)
#shen jiu#its fun to think that the reason sj feels unneeded and extranged from yqy#and the reason sy thinks of yqy as the Ultimate Big Brother (which in a way dooms yqy to a further distance that what he truly wants)#and both the same misconception in a way: they both are fooled by the Sect Leader Persona and think yqy is Strong and Doesnt Need Help#anyways new peak mandate all men must be more visibly pathetic for my meowmeow's comfort zone#this wont fix him but itll be extremely funny#svsss
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Considering how exponentially gayer Persona 5 Royal is compared to Persona 5 Vanilla, I like to think that with every remake the homosexuality automatically increases. 20 years from now when they release Persona 5 Royal Reload Remix Rematch, we're gonna get a 3-hour unskippable shuake sex scene
#no but for real why is royal so much gayer than vanilla#this is what happens when you let akechi have a proper confidant. he homo'd all over the place#and ofc joker wont let akechi outdo him. he had to become the Ultimate Yearner™ to compete#my post#persona 5#persona 5 royal#p5#p5r#shuake#goro akechi#akira kurusu#p5r akechi#p5r akira
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hi Silver! o/ because that fanart made me wonder - would you happen to know when/where Dick's stuffed elephant plush Zitka turns up in the comics?
GREETINGS CAM <3333 THAT ART WAS SO CUTE
Yeah, I think your instincts are right - it's a truly adorable bit of transformative fandom, but I'm 95% percent sure it's not comics canon. Barbara has canon plushies, but I don't think anyone else does.
I got kinda invested in the investigation (it's hard to prove a negative!) and I ended up typing out an entire History of Elinore/Zitka, so, uh, if you're curious, meet me below the cut for:
Where does Elinore / Zitka - the animal - appear in comics?
Did Dick ever have a stuffed elephant toy in comics?
Where does Elinore / Zitka appear in comics?
We're gonna go in chronological order!
Dick's circus elephant friend was first created for practical reasons: in Batman 436, Marv Wolfman does a big expanded flashback to Dick's circus backstory as a way to subtly show us Tim before officially introducing him (so that we can have a technically-solvable mystery-of-Tim's-identity in LPoD). In this comic, there's an elephant named Elinore who loves Dick:
Aww. Such a cute elephant!
Batman 436 comes out in August 1989. New Titans 60 comes out a few months later, in November, and guess what? When Dick visits the circus, he is suddenly surprised by an unexpected blast from the past! It turns out that even though it's been years, Elinore still remembers him!
Here's the part where Elinore remembers Dick:
SUCH a cute elephant. I love her.
(Guess who else still remembers Dick even though it was so long ago. Guess which other character is about to be an unexpected blast from the past. Guess which character Elinore is directly paralleling guess guess guess sorry everything is about Dick and Tim in my mind but I can focus I swear)
Four years later, in 1993, Batman: The Animated Series retells Dick's origin story. They like and keep Wolfman's elephant, but they change her name to Zitka:
Wolfman doesn't return to the elephant beyond those two appearances, and a few years down the line, New Titans gets cancelled and Wolfman's not writing Dick anymore anyway. So the animal gets abandoned for a while, until Devin Grayson, a fan of both Wolfman and B:tAS, revives the Wolfman-era Titans team in JLA/Titans and then the ongoing series Titans 1999.
Grayson then brings back the elephant in a flashback to Dick's past in Titans 16 (Jun 2000), where she imports the B:tAS name. Sometimes I'm skeptical of TV-to-comics imports, but honestly, I endorse this one. You lose the alliteration, which is a shame, but IMO Zitka is a better elephant name than Elinore.
Here's Dick with the newly-christened Zitka in Titans 16:
Grayson also briefly references the elephant in Gotham Knights 20 and - in a final angsty callback - in Nightwing 88 (Feb 2004), where Zitka tries futilely to comfort Dick in the midst of his trauma conga line:
... And... honestly, I think that's it for comic appearances? The two Wolfman comics plus the three Grayson comics.
Both Wolfman and Grayson are writing multiple titles - Batman, New Titans, Titans, Gotham Knights, and Nightwing between the two of them, spanning a big chunk of Dick's post-Crisis canon - and both writers use the elephant for heartwarming moments of nostalgia, which means if you're doing a post-Crisis readthrough for Dick, Elinore/Zitka feels memorable. But I don't think she actually shows up that much.
For post-2011, I am not as well-informed - throwing this out to the dash? anyone know? - but I feel like Zitka the heartwarming symbol of Dick's heartwarming circus past is, uh, thematically very at odds with the Court of Owls evil!circus vibes, so my instinct is that this story element was almost certainly dropped in the reboot.
Did Dick ever have a stuffed elephant toy in comics?
In WFA, yes; in main comics continuity, no. Technically, I have not read every comic ever published, so I could be wrong!! But I don't think so.
Below, find my rambling reasoning on the tonal vibes of pre-Crisis, post-Crisis, and post-2011, and why this particular story element doesn't seem right to me for the first two.
Pre-Crisis (...okay, mostly the Silver Age): stuffed animal, yes or no?
tl;dr no, requires too much background knowledge on the part of the reader, plus the elephant wasn't a thing until later
Elinore doesn't get created until post-Crisis, but also just generally, pre-Crisis callbacks are more along the lines of this reference in Batman 129 (published in 1960), where, wow, Batman and Robin are hunting jewel thieves - and it turns out Robin recognized this strongman! BUT HOW?!
The comic goes on to recap Dick's entire origin story in flashback, on the assumption that you may not know it.
(BTW, if you'd like to know more about Haly's Circus throughout the years, nightwingology has a great post here summarizing a lot of fun plotlines and characters!)
Basically: Silver Age comics are very self-consciously episodic and kid-friendly; they're not generally gonna do overly-elaborate callbacks because they don't know what comics their kid readers may have randomly picked up or remember.
By the time of post-Crisis, comic books were being written for an adult audience buying from the direct market, i.e. readers who are collecting whole runs & don't need or want Dick's origin story to be recapped to us in full every time it's referenced. That's why in post-Crisis, we get stuff like "hey, neat, this particular soda brand is getting mentioned in several different books!!" or "in order to understand this story arc, buy SIXTEEN DIFFERENT COMICS in FIVE DIFFERENT RUNS and read them ALL ACCORDING TO A NUMBERED ORDER and also you better be following the individual plotlines and recognize these five minor characters who we don't bother to introduce!! Good luck!!" But the elaborate post-Crisis plotlines - and subtler worldbuilding like a stuffed animal callback to Dick's backstory - don't make a lot of story sense UNLESS you're imagining your readers as completionist adult fans.
So IMO a stuffed animal wouldn't be a pre-Crisis thing unless it was The Episodic Story Of the Week, and I don't think a stuffed animal is action-adventure-y enough for the fast-paced storytelling of the Silver Age. (Unless it, like, came to life and tried to eat you or something.)
Post-Crisis: stuffed animals, yes or no?
tl;dr: no, Dick's a manly tough guy, he's not gonna have a stuffed animal, that'd be lame, like something Tim might do
Part of the edgy grimdark adult vibes in 80s/90s comics is that some characters who used to be kinda silly & goofy & lighthearted - like Batman and Robin - get reimagined as Serious and Angsty and Edgy in a Tough Cool Manly Brooding Way. This massively affects characterization for Bruce, Dick, and Bruce and Dick's relationship.
(I obviously love this change & love the tense Bruce-and-Dick interactions, but plenty of fans of the earlier fluffy comics really disliked the edgy retcons of Miller / Wolfman / Starlin / et al.)
The upshot is that post-Crisis is a period when you could have a recurring reference like a stuffed elephant, but you wouldn't have a stuffed elephant, not for Dick. I think a toy like that would be too cutesy / childish / effeminate to give a male character in post-Crisis, unless you were poking fun at him.
Now, you could probably let Tim have a stuffed animal, because Tim is sometimes cool but also sometimes a tryhard loser who is faking being cool and not entirely pulling it off (see e.g. the Robin comic where he practices tough-guy faces in the mirror, or the Teen Titans comic where Conner discovers his cringy Enya CD, or when he's fanboying over Connor and it's awkward, etc etc.). A stuffed animal would be deeply embarrassing, and you'd have to be careful to compensate by having Tim do something cool afterward - but Tim's character concept allows for "he's kind of a loser sometimes."
But Dick isn't!! In post-Crisis, Dick's a tough / impressive / "cool guy" character, the kind of guy anyone would want to be, even in the flashbacks where he's Robin, and even in the stories where he's more lighthearted than angsty. It'd be kinda lame for Dick to have a stuffed elephant, so he wouldn't. I feel like Dick would be more likely to poke fun at it if someone had one, like when he's making fun of Wally for liking the Hardy Boys. Dick could have a Batman action figure, at most, and if he had one he would have it ironically.
Basically: in post-Crisis, a male character hugging a stuffed elephant feels more likely to be a punchline to me, not something poignant. (Even with Tim, Tim could have an embarrassing stuffed animal, but he couldn't hug it when sad - that's too far. Maybe Booster Gold might do this. Probably he wouldn't, but spiritually, he would. Sorry Booster ilu! <3)
Instead, Dick instinctively deals with his inner turmoil like the TORTURED ACTION HERO he is: by punching things and brooding and yelling and joining the mob and sleeping on rooftops and going on obsessive secret missions and acquiring Angsty Stubble!! Just like Batman!
(Technically I don't know if Bruce ever joined the mob but you know he would.)
Anyway as you know this is my favorite continuity and I am poking fun affectionately, but uh, yeah sdfsfdsfs. No stuffed animals.
Post-2011 / Infinite Frontier / Wayne Family Adventures: stuffed animals, yes or no?
tl;dr it's in WFA! Probably not anywhere else, but it could be.
Post-2011 stuff tends to be cutesier overall, most of all in the current Infinite Frontier era. So I don't feel like this would be tonally out-of-line with IF comics. Taylor tends to go for more meme-y references rather than fanfic references, though.
So the obvious best fit is WFA, which is aiming for a rough approximation of Silver Age family-friendly vibes - wholesome, episodic plots, Teaching Good Moral Lessons For The Youth, etc. - plus lots of Easter eggs for fanfic readers and some comic references.
And look, here we are:
Aww.
Whew - that's everything I could find!
Anyway as you can probably tell, I LOVE the elephant, so this was a very entertaining rabbit hole to go down, thank you <3
#dick grayson#anyone with more info feel free to chime in & we can crowdsource <3#i do think the toy elephant is awfully cute though <3#total digression but i was thinking about it as i was writing:#i'm fascinated by the ways that the post-crisis batboys & their stories can intersect with 90s masculinity and all its issues with stoicism#and i'm pro-queering and gender-bending - 90s comics were a total boys' club so i think it's neat that transformative fandom isn't#but i do love 90s masculinity and All Its Issues too & one of the things i find compelling about the dick-tim-bruce trio#& especially dick's place in it - is the unspoken hierarchy whereby bruce is manlier than dick & dick is manlier than tim#and so dick's in the middle as this somewhat softer-character who aspires to be a harsher & more stoic & ultimate manly-man character#caught in the middle between robin & batman & what each role represents#and like. batman is both manhood & the only desirable thing to be AND ALSO it represents this immense narrowing of possibility#because so much of stereotypical masculinity is about reducing the range of emotions you're allowed to have or express#and dick is both incredibly conflicted about bruce AND wants to be just like him & by extension is conflicted about masculinity writ large#so a lot of dick's interactions with tim veer between trying on a frat-boy-ish 'I'm The Manly Guy' persona vs. giving up on it#or trying on imitations of Bruce's Batman persona but also trying to backtrack out of it bc he doesn't like how it feels etc etc#ANYWAY i think what i am trying to say is that if tim had a stuffed animal dick would be entertained & poke mild fun at him#and call him 'teddy' for the next hour or something while tim got increasingly defensive about how the teddy bear was steph's#and/or about how the teddy bear was OLD and tim doesn't even care about it and also WHATEVEr i'm above this#and to an uninformed observer this might look like bullying BUT ACTUALLY#this ritual would IN FACT be very reassuring to both of them + tim would feel WAY better afterward than if dick had ignored it#because by poking fun at him dick shows he still respects tim enough to tease him thus subtextually exorcising the threat of wimpiness#plus allowing tim to defend himself & demonstrate that he can take a joke so they've both reaffirmed their masculinity to each other#& they don't have to be scared of the teddy bear and all it represents anymore#however also afterward dick would have a brief nostalgic flashback to when he was a kid & had a teddy bear & feel weird about the memory#because he would be unable to articulate to himself that what he misses is a past when he allowed himself to be vulnerable#anyway this wouldn't actually happen in comics but it's what would happen in my soul. you know.#ask tag#zitka
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Daily reminder that EP is just NG+ for Tatsuya.
#P2 daily reminder#persona 2#persona series#persona 2 eternal punishment#persona 2 innocent sin#tatsuya suou#No i'm not joking#just really think about the implications that in the PSP version of both of thegames Tatsuya name and nickname you choose carry over#alongside stats#ultimate persona#moveset#levels#and so on so forth#when you really think about things he is the only one that survived NG+ nuke#and that's because he didn't want to forget his friends#how much more ridiculously powerful can this guy get ??#and don't get me started with how the plot is literally him trying to avoid things repeating all over#who would have guessed that alternate timelines and time loops have some serious parallels huh ?
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Albert Wesker from the Resident Evil series (2007-2015; 2019) shares a voice actor with the Dance Instructor from Persona 4: Dancing All Night.
Voiced by DC Douglas


#same voice actor#voice acting#resident evil 5#resident evil the umbrella chronicles#resident evil the darkside chronicles#marvel vs capcom 3#ultimate marvel vs capcom 3#teppen#persona 4 dancing all night#persona#shin megami tensei#capcom#atlus#🇺🇸
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idk how controversial this is but I’m actually such a big fan of s3a. it’s the exact kind of phantasmagorical bullshit that makes me kick my feet and grin like a fool. the whole show goes haywire and completely abandons the generic structure of the police procedural, and it totally gets away with it because at this point the narrative has unravelled so much that the show can safely let go of whatever conformity it was barely hanging onto in s2b. and on a metafictional level the shift in external genre strangely parallels the progression of the two main characters: just as will and hannibal have changed each other, the show too has revealed its true nature
#this is even further emphasised by s3a exploring hannibal’s backstory#like he’s been ripped open and the show has too#and now will’s peering in and trying to find the core of hannibal#so he can understand him#and in doing so finds the heart of the show#in all its gothic glory#but by the end will still doesn’t accept himself#and when he rejects hannibal and attempts to return to normalcy the show also returns to its old police procedural structure#except now it’s fragmented and unlike itself#much like will’s s3b persona#because he simply cannot return to how he was in s1#it doesn’t matter if he marries molly or tries to make a nuclear family for himself it’ll never be as it was#and he ultimately can’t deny himself#which is literally reflected in the show’s style because it’s so unlike s1#even if it tries to return to its original genre tropes and conventions#it ultimately reverts back to the gothic wonderland of s3a (the dragon fight + fall)#I didn’t mean to continue the analysis in the tags LMAO but I guess that’s how it is#I was too sleepy to articulate my thoughts two hours ago but now it’s 1:30am and I am so Awake#nbc hannibal#hannibal#hannibal meta#will graham#hannigram#ghost speaks
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Gonna repost stuff I wrote on a friend's Discod DM about how, in a way, RyoMina has been subtextually canon since The Answer, and how it's not a surprise we've seen stronger RyoMina hints since then:
Tfw you realize that the Answer may have subtly hinted at Ryomina all along.
Bcs the way Makoto stopped Nyx/Ryoji wasn't to destroy them
But turn into their protector against Erebus, the thoughts by humanity urging Nyx/Ryoji to end everything
For eternity
Doing that of course also saves humanity from dying, but it feels like Makoto was seeking to do both: protect humanity AND Ryoji
It's the ultimate act of love, at the cost of his life
When he got the Universe Arcana, there's a chance he could have tried using it to defeat Nyx/Ryoji for good, but didn't [Don't argue with me if this would have been impossible or not not looking to argue lore.]
Instead deciding to stay with Ryoji forever, protecting him
So he did protect all his friends in the end, even the one he was fighting against
Anyway, Ryomina canon all along
#persona 3#ryomina#Makoto the ultimate protective boyfriend#Rip to all the girls in his harem at least Aigis got to inherit his cool powers#Thank you reload for bringing me back to this ship
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I think online mutual culture is killing some of you
#it has been for a long time#you don't owe anyone a follow#and people don't owe you that either... and regardless if you're friendly with them ie interacting constantly or not#these are real people you don't know very well and that is FINE!#if someone doesn't follow back that doesn't mean they hate you... and you shouldn't be self conscious about it#it's ok! you don't have to be scared of embarrassing yourself by reblogging something you like#you shouldn't be terrified of getting unfollowed or vagued or anything at all. and most people aren't mean about it#and you can interact with someone positively without following them or vice versa#like at the end of the day none of this is real#again it's different when you are actually friends and even if you aren't it's nice to just follow and interact i know! i agree#but there's this obsession with mutual followings that used to be even more prevalent on here#it's moved to twitter for the most part i feel but it'll still be here forever.#unfortunately for some people being online is just playing a game of Not Getting Unfollowed#and in case anyone gets scared this isn't a vague post this is just something i notice a little more every day#kinblr was obsessed with this especially and now that it's dying out i see this substantially less but its presence is still overwhelming#and i'm not saying DON'T care about people. it's fun to have mutuals you're just chill with but you know#don't get in over your head about it! you shouldn't be obsessed with cultivating the ultimate online persona just to appease everybody#but also go dm that mutual. make friends. talk to people. shyness and paranoia will steal your life away#and if you don't click it's no big deal. there's always someone out there for you. i promise this is true. +you can still follow each other#nobody makes follow forevers anymore. free yourself#and if we're mutuals i care about you! but that goes for everyone else too#once again this isn't me trying to diss anyone i just think some people take the follow button too seriously
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JIMIN MENTION. Riverdale characters as BTS members
unfortunately i did workshop this with the army gc and i think i have a proposal. it doesn't totally work because of gender dynamics and the way the universes of corporate-competitive art performance and riverdale aren't really quite aligned, but i think i got somewhere.
RIVERDALE MAINS AS BTS MEMBERS:
jughead = rm / kim namjoon. iconoclast. the lyricist-narrator of the whole deal. the link to the big corporate-bureaucratic metaplot in the sky. a typewriter kind of guy. there are so so so many of him and sometimes they interact. queerbait-complicit and yet sidestepping it.

reggie = jin / kim seokjin. the negotiator. the big-city boyfriend from the hallmark movie. the nation's son-in-law but DID flirt with your grandmother and your dad at the function. fed that mean old man from his bare hand. schemes and scams, less opportunistically than as a vocational calling. second place to karl marx and knows it.
betty = suga / min yoongi. she's resisting her idol image with her gratuitously-edgy secondary persona but she's still your poor little meow meow, your baby. she's alert! she's fractured! her amygdala is working sooo hard. her shadow grows and grows and she's avoiding it she's looking at it she's avoiding it she's looking. don't say tangerine.
veronica = j-hope / jung hoseok. idk it's about perfectionism. it's about how CRYING 👏 DOES 👏 NOT 👏 FIT 👏 WITH 👏 HER 👏 LIFE'S 👏 VIBE. it's about lean-in girlbossism. it's about success not creating psychological safety (but she wants more anyway bc what else is she here to do). she's nice but she's ruthless but she loves you!! and on several tragic levels iykyk: she da bus driver all of a sudden.
kevin = jimin. compulsive joiner. compulsive people-pleaser. compulsive flirt. compulsive. mapplethorpe fanboy. gender outlaw. a smoke-show, now. most likely to charm a late night talk show host. queerbaiter of the cruising-coded-crowd-scene variety. most likely to put it all on the line for a little cabaret ♥

cheryl = v / kim taehyung. questionable art appreciator. questionable painter. questionable self portrait accumulator. high-aesthetic curator of Scenes and Situations. president of gay fanservice (self-appointed). glamorous alien OR reclusive little freak. if the high-aesthetic, melodramatic-literary closet case lament fits.


archie = jungkook. golden boy all-rounder. beefcake-on-display. designated himbo. Wants To Help. will NOT contribute to a conversation so don't even try. gives kind of a sincere wounded baby animal quality at times. queerbait via lore-relevant chime card sponcon (this isn't jarchie but it does make you ask yourself "is charlie puth sort of jugheadcore, if jughead sucked (derogatory) instead of sucking (complimentary)?")
#riverdale#bts#bangtan#jeon jungkook#kim taehyung#veronica lodge#min yoongi#archie andrews#park jimin#kim seokjin#betty cooper#jughead jones#kevin keller#jung hoseok#kim namjoon#cheryl blossom#reggie mantle#suga would EAT those ultimate wildcard bars. 'the nightmare from next door' and then one of his little ad lib aggressive 'HUH's after it#gc coined 'namjug' and i really hate that. so thanks anon. you did this to me. namjug#i ruined most of my bts ships i mean 'subunits' (i mean ships) with this btw (rpf is fine if you're silly with it btw. don't @ me)#so please don't take this as a comment on dynamics either on riverdale OR within the extended bts personas / masks / characters universe#the mapping that works the WORST here i think is jin:reggie. jin makes such a point of not taking anything too seriously#he's a little bit of a marilyn about it all. he plays.#and that makes him fundamentally just soooo incompatible with riverdale. where every character takes it SO seriously#just constant ego threat#the least riverdale thing about BTS is that they all kind of pretend not to have families within their celebrity personas#and riverdale is soooo so so very much about parents and parent<>child relationships#riverdale also can't really accommodate aegyo. hence my leaning into grim takes on bts members who are often quite cutesy#like jimin. but i do think the kevin alignment works really well for him outside of that. if you understand we're being gothic#if there's one must-watch video linkout in this post it's probably v singularity. beautiful riff on confessions of a mask. art. camp!
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cerebros i have known u for only two days but i love u dearly
#HES SO GOOD. blending the tiny bit of him from the final 3 episodes of american g1 w his headmasters iteration bc i rlly like the idea of--#--him as a war weary soldier desperate for any way out leading a ship of civilians off of cybertron. they accidentally crash land on--#--nebulos and develop the headmaster technology for Some reason but instead of taking on a nebulon partner cerebros has their ship--#--reformatted into the fortress maximus frame and devotes himself entirely to the role + persona of Ultimate Guardian. views it as--#--him sacrificing his own peace + contentment for all of nebulon. only one person has to suffer and it HAS to be him sort of deal#he + his charges took off abt a million years before the Big Earth Nap and have completely missed out on SO many major developments--#--including the death of both factions leaders. rodimus + friends eventually land on nebulon seeking rest + repair in the middle of--#--a bigger quest and let All That slip and cerebros is like HUH ? DID MY ABANDONMENT LEAD TO THIS ?#keeping the idea of him as an architect prewar from his whos who bio bc thats rlly fun. altmode used to be a front end loader until he was-#--reformatted into fortress maximus' head and can Only transform into that now. VERY heavy handed for his deliberate casting aside--#--of identity but lol#im vaguely aware that fortress maximus becomes a character entirely of his own in the comics which makes me rlly curious as to whats going-#--on with cerebros. i want to see him NOW#very sad that a singular third party company has produced a very nice looking cerebros but only one of their Recolors of him is in stock
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the scenes that p4g added with teddie are so funny to me honestly. he's so fucking gay for yu. i mean i can't really blame him but i do question why the writers did that-
#rambearling#persona 4#p4#teddie persona 4#have i ever said i like narukuma- okay typing that exact sentence brings up a tag ig i have#have you all considered. narukujikuma. the ultimate polycule. yu and rise are dating yosuke also cuz i am fond of souyorise#the persona fandom is sleeping so hard on polyships. i know every fandom kind of does but i feel like this one esp does#yu is a polyamorous ICON i can't explain why but i don't think that man is monogamous in the slightest
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Mini Fanfic #1268: Worst. Movie Premiere Night. EVER (SSBU X Persona 5)
Last Year, Out on the Entrance of the Smash Movie Theater
New Reporter: (Standing Outside the Theater, Holding a Microphone While Smiling at the News Camera in Front of Him) Hi, I'm Chris J. Koopa from Smash News Channel, and we are standing in front of theaters this evening, speaking to the fans, old and new, who has been waiting patiently and has now took the time out of their regular schedules to watch the brand new live action adaptation of one of the most beloved series in gaming, Borderlands. And uh- ('Heh') Truth be told, this is my very first ever movie interview, so- (Crosses his Fingers Together) Finger crossed with that going well in the long-
???: Does it look like we care?
The cameraman turns the camera to Roy Koopa standing the background eating the rest of his popcorn before turning it back to Chris Koopa.
Chris: Uhh...Ooh! Speaking of which- (Turns his Attention to Futaba, Yusuke, and Omega Walking Out of the Theater Before Stopping Them For an Interview) Joining us right now is three of the many fans that has just finished watching the movie for the very first time. (Brings the Microphone Up to Omega's Face on hus Tippy Toes) Would you like to share your thoughts, Omega, is it?
Omega: (Takes a Very....Very Deep Breath Before Speaking) ......My disappointment has been increasingly immeasurable and my evening is now in ruins.
Yusuke: (Gently Pats on Omega's Arm). We sincerely feel your immense pain, my friend.
Futaba: (Hugs Omega's Other Arm) Yeah, big guy, it's okay. (Turns to the Camera in Front of Her as the Mircophone Lowers Down to Her) In case any of you lovely people at home hasn't catch on yet- (Puts on an Angry Look on her Face) We think this movie Frickin' SUCKS!-
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Kyoko: (Gets Interviewed Along with her Love Partners Pitto and Misako) Yeah, it was kinda bad.....
Misako: ('Scoffs')."Kinda?" That movie sucked ass!
Dark Pit: (Shakes his Head in Immense Disappointment) The biggest waste of time and money we've spent yet.
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Wave: (Sighs While Being Interviewed with Funky Nodding in Agreement) It was so bad......
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Ludwig: (Being Interviewed Along with Kumatora) Abysmal even.
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Ryuji: (Pissed Off While Being Interviewed with his Girlfriend, Haru, Standing Next to Him) God awful, that what it was!!
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Sage: (Being Interviewed Along with Jr.) I don't think we like it all that much.
Jr: (Already Has his Thumb Down While Blowing a Raspberry)
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Zelda: (Pinches the Bridge of her Nose in Utter Disappointment with her Boyfriend, Owain, Happily Waving at the Camera in Front of Them)....We should've watched that new Deadpool and Wolverine movie instead.
The news channel begins to play bits of the movie's trailer before coming back to the seperate interviews shortly after.
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Funky: (Rubbing the Back of his Head Back and Forth While Letting Out a Slightly Disappointed Sounding Sigh) Yeah, man...I've seen my fair share of bad movies over the years, but they're not nearly as painful to watch through as that one.
Wave: (Shakes her Head) It's on a league of it own in the garbage department....
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Chris Koopa: (Interviews Yoshi and Wolf) So tell me, what exactly about this movie ypu didn't like in particular?
Yoshi: (Sighs While Scratching the Side of his Head) God, I don't even know where to begin from here....
Wolf: It felt half-ass to look at for one thing.
Yoshi: (Simply Nodded in Agreement) Oh yeah. They weren't even trying at all on this one.
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Ludwig: The movie looked so rushed and half-baked that the problems piling up, started becoming more and more apparent by the minute.
Kumatora: And with little to no shame whatsoever. First comes the entire look of the film-
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Yusuke: Dull and repulsive. Has little to no life or meaning whatsoever.
Omega: None.
Futuba: (Simply Nodded) Mmhmm.
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Kumatora: Then there's cookie cutter plot-
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Wave: It was just as boring and predictable as any other low budget action movie.
Funky: I don't even think it was based on the games' story in any way. Oh and speaking of the action-
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Misako: Abysmal to watch. Like what reason is there for the movieto keep shaking the camera like a washing machine whenever a slight hint of combat comes it's way- (Place her Hand Beside her Face While Whispering to the Crew) Which that itself also sucks by the way.
Dark Pit: (Pinches the Bridge of his Nose) And the weapons they used aren't from any if the games at all! They're just regular looking guns and snipers.
Misako: Right!?
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Lavenza: (Standing Next to Morgana as They're Being Interviewed) Mona-Chan and I have seen countless of beautifully crafted arsenals Futaba has shown us in the games. ('Sigh') It's truly a shame that none of them in the film looks half as impressive in comparison.
Morgana: Makes it even sadder when they don't use them in a cool fashion.
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Kumatora: Then there's the comedy.
Ludwig: ('Scoffs') If you want to call it that.
Kumatora: (Shakes her Head) Didn't make us chuckle. Not even a little bit.
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Zelda: It was so unfunny and on par with how badly written the story is. Unbelievably painful!
Owain: Well, I did find that tiny talking robot amusing to look at.
Zelda: (Turns to her Boyfriend While Nodding) You know what? I agree with you on that one, Owain. (Turns Back to the Camera) Claptrap was the ONLY good thing about this film and it's not even close.
Owain: Ahhh so that's what his name was! (Grabs his Chin While Thinking) I wonder why I didn't catch sooner.....
Zelda: (Smiles Sheepishly at her Boyfriend) Probably because you fell asleep midway through the movie....
Owain: (Chuckles Lightly and Slightly Awkwardly While Rubbing the Back of his Head Back and Forth) Ohoho yeah...I forgot I've done that. My apologies.
Zelda: (Giggles Softly as She Hugs Owain Lovingly) No worries~ I would've done the same if the movie didn't catch my complete attention. We'll both take a nap together as soon we get back home, okay?
Owain: (Smiles Brightly While Hugging his Princess Back) Sounds like a marvelous plan to me!
Chris: Young Love of the making, ladies and gentlemen!~
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Wolf: (Crosses his Arms While Sighing).Claptrap. the only saving grace in the movie and never bothered crediting the people that made him.
Yoshi: (Turns to Wolf with a Genuine Surprised Look on his Face) Wait, seriously?
Chris: Oh wow, is that true?
Wolf: Yeah, you should look it up sometime. They've been at the movie director's throat over this for a good while now.
Yoshi: (Facepalms Himself While Groaning) How come this movie keep making our night more dreadful by the minute?....
Wolf: (Shrugs) Your guess is as good as mines at this point, kiddo.
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Futaba: And you know, I'm not usually the harsh kinda gal here. I could forgive all of this in an instant so long as the characters stay true to what they were in the games (Leans Closer to the Camera) Guess what else this movie screwed up at?
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Ryuji: ('Groans Very Heavily')
Haru: (Gently Rubs Ryuji's Upper Back to Help Calm Him Down) Easy, dear. I don't want you to get yourself a migraine over this.
Ryuji: (Lets Put a Long, Exhausted Sigh) I know, it's just.....pissing me off so bad. Like, Christ on a sesame stick, dude. I know the games has funny moments at time, but can someone PLEASE tell me who idea was it to have Roland, probably one of the most serious characters in the first game, be played by FREAKING COMEDIAN!!?
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Futaba: I can tell for a fact no one played the games, because how in the world of freshly brewed coffee that they've made him more of a comic relief than frickin' CLAPTRAP of all things!?
Yusuke: An unfunny one at that.
Futaba: EXACTLY! They didn't succeed in doing that right!! (Walks Over and Plants Her Face Onto her Boyfriend's Chest as She Cries) I am so over this movieheeheeheeheeeee......eeeee.....
Yusuke: (Gives Futuba a Reassuring Hug) The worst is over now, my dear. We've all fought well to get this far.
Omega: You know.
Chris: Hm? (Moves the Microphone Back to Omega)
Omega: I used to despise Claptrap with an infernal passion, but now, this movie made me tolerate him now.
Chris: Oh! (Smiles a Bit) T-That's good to hear at least.
Omega: ..........Where do I purchase the movie's merchandises?
Chris: (Points Omega to the Theater's Mini Goft Shop) Right over to the mini gift sh-Aaand now he's off.
The camera shows Omega stomping off to the gift shop alone.
Chris: .......Why do I feel like I won't like where this is going?
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Misako: (Starts Walking Around in a Short Circle in Frustration) It's so stupid! A-And as if that wasn't even more baffling enough, nearly the rest of the cast were just as bad amd misplaced as he was!
Dark Pit: Exactly. Hell, I could do a better job at playing their roles than all of them combined and I don't even care about this movie acting crap!
Misako: Same! (Stops Walking for a Second) You know what we should? (Walks Over to Pitto) We make our own movie of the game or show 'em how it's really done!
Dark Pit: Sounds like a lot work and trouble, but I'M TOO ANGRY TO CARE! LET'S DO IT!
Misako: YEEEEEEAH! (Shares a Manly High Five with her Boyfriend)
Chris: (Watches Misako and Dark Pit Rambling on in the Background) That...gotta be the most angriest determination I've seen yet. (Turns to Kyoko Standing Next to Him) How come you're not joining them in this?
Kyoko: (Shrugs) Eh. I'm not as big of a Borderlands fan as those two are. (Happily Clasps her Hands Together) Even still, they're so cute whenever they're nerding out!~
Chris: (Nothing about them screams nerdy....)
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Funky: And that's all she wrote from there. It's kinda tragic how it came crashing down in the end, you know?
Wave: ('Sigh') Yeah, but I shouldn't be too surprised about the outcome in all honesty. Can't believe I'm saying this, but I feel more bad about Coco if anything. Saw her and Tails storming out of the room halfway through the movie and after it was over, we then saw the hat of her Tiny Tina costume sitting on top of the trash!
Chris: Where is this friend of yours now at the moment?
Wave and Funky points to Coco sitting on sidewalk with Tails, in distraught and tears.
Coco: ('Sniff') I can't believe I've wasted months of allowance on THIS!! ('Sniff') (Turns to Tails with Teary Eyes) I'm sorry i wasted our time tonight, Tails!~ (Starts Crying her Eyes Out)
Tails: (Pulls Coco into a One Arm Hug) Hey, Hey, there's no need apologize. I'm just glad we get to spend time together at all. (Guves Coco a Small, Reassuring Smile on his Face) How about we our own move night back in my house for rest of the night? I'll let you all the movie pickings~
Coco: ('Sniff') (Lays the Side of her Head onto Tails' Shoulder with her Eyes Now Sparkling) Can I snuggle on your talls while we movies together?~
Tails: (Giggles Softly) Sure thing. (Lays his Head on Top of Coco's) You're always welcome to hugging them, Coco.
Wave: ('Ugh') Even when they're sad, they end up being adorable......
Funky: (Chuckles Lightly) Hey, that's the power of friendship for ya, mama! 'Could get even the lowest to feel a lot better these days.
Wave: Mmmhm.
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Kumatora: ('Sigh') It's times like this that it made me miss taking all those PSI Exams I had to take grounding. As boring as they were, they're not nearly painful to sir through than this movie.
Ludwig: We could've spent those hours at home, wrapped in each other's arm instead if we knew this movie would be this much of a disaster.
Kumatora: (Gives Ludwig a Seductive Smirk on her Face) Hmm~ That could still be arranged later tonight~
Ludwig: (Starts Blushing on Cue) O-Oh! Is that so? I-I wouldn't want you to have the risk of becoming exhausted after a long night.
Kumatora: (Giggles Softly) Oh please!~ (Gently Places her Hands on Both of her Luddy's Cheeks) As if I could ever get tired of kissing that cute face of yours~
Ludwig: (Smirks Back at Kuma) Well, you're more than welcome to is me now, if you truly desire~
Kumatora: (Eyes Widened in a Mocking Surprise) On live, national television? (Holds Ludwig Down in a Dip Like Fashion as her Smirk Grew Wider) Don't mind if I do~
Kuma leans down and gives her prince a kiss on the lips.
Roy: ('Ugh') (Seen Walking by in the Background, Carrying his Popcorn Bucket) Get a room already, you love nerds! 'Starting to make me lose my lunch here....
Kumatora: (Comically Glares at Roy) Hey! We were having a moment here, you ass!
Ludwig: ('Sigh') Ignore him, Kuma.....
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Chris: Okay, I'm gonna go on the limp here and guess that none of you liked the movie either, huh?
The camera then turn it's attention towards the rest of the younger members of the Smash Family participating in the interview as well.
Smash Family: NOOOOOO! IT SUCKS!!
Jr.: SHIT!
Smash Family: ('GASPS')
Haru: (Eyes Widened in Genuine Horror and Shock as She Struggles to Maintain her Balamce Thanks to Jr's Sudden Use of Profanity) Ooooh no...I'm getting dizzy- I'm so dizzy- ohh...
Ryuji: I got ya, babe! (Immediately Catches Haru From Fall Right on Time)
Zelda: (Appalled by What Jr Just Said) JUNIOR!!
The camera then turns to Wolf, the only full fledge adult present in the interview.
Wolf: (Immediately Raises his Hands Up in Defense) I have nothing to do with this. Never taught that kid how to swear in my whole life.
Roy: (Reveals Himself From the Crowd) But I did! (Burst Out Laughing as He Slaps his Knee Before Turning to his Baby Brother) You made me proud tonight, lil bro. Up top!
Jr: (Jumps Up and Gives Roy a High Five) Yeah! (Joins in on the Laughing Fest.....Only For it to Died Down Once He Sees Sage Pouting at Him in Silence)
Kumatora: (Looks at a Laughing Roy in an Annoyed, Deadpinned State) And he calls US embarrassing?
Ludwig: (Facepalms Himself) I knew we should've left him at home when we gad the chance.
Camera then turns back to the news reporter.
Chris: And there you have it, folks!....They hate it. Again, this has been Chris J. Koopa from Smash News Channel, and I will see you- ('Sighs Heavily') Tomorrow morning. I'm too tired for this crap.......
As Chris J Koopa finally walks out of the shot, the camera is now showing Futaba happily hugging Omega's arm as the two are now currently watching all the movies' merchandise Omega paid for set to blaze, all while Yusuke is seen carefully circling around, trying to picture a potential painting to wants to create back home.
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Chris: (Turns to Haru) I almost didn't notice you there, ma'am. What did you think of the movie?
Haru: (Simply Shrugs) Hm. It was okay.
Chris: (Eyes Begins to Widened) Wait, really?
Haru: (Immediately Goves Chris and the News Team a Sudden, Darkened Glare on her Face) No. This was the worst movie I have ever had the displeasure of watching. In all my years of living, I have NEVER seen such a piss poor attempt of a live adaptation of a beloved series. A series that I grew up on!
Chris: ..........S-So.....I guess that means you don't like it, th-
Haru: NO! I HATE IT! I hate how it looks, I hate it's action scenes, I hate it's comedy, I hate how Claptrap is the only tolerable character in this film, I hate how made me friends upset, I hate how it makde my Ryuji upset, I hate how it made ME upset!
Haru continues to rant on how much she really.....REALLY hates the movie to an already terrified Chris J Koopa, while Ryuji and the camera director watches it all unfolds in the background
Director: No offense, kid, but that girlfriend of yours is scary.
Ryuji: ('Sigh') Yeah....She always been the most terrifying member of our friend group. (Turns to the Director Next to Him) Hey, you think it's weird if I say that makes me more attracted to her than I ever was before?
Director: (Forms a Impressed Grin on his Face Wjile Shaking his Head) Not at all, my dude. You got yourself a real keeper.
Ryuji: (Smiles Softly) Thanks. I think so too.
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#super smash ultimate#persona 5#futaba sakura#e 123 omega#yusuke kitagawa#zelda (ultimate)#owain#wave the swallow#funky kong#coco bandicoot#miles tails prower#wolf o'donnell#yoshi#dark pit#misako#kyoko#kumatora#ludwig von koopa#bowser jr#sage robotnik#roy koopa#humor#cute romance#so this was based off that one avatar the last airbender interview a few years ago but now with the Borderlands movies lol#sidenote: i have never played a Borderlands games in all my life#ludwig x kuma#dark pit x misako x kyoko#zelda x owain#ryuji x haru#futaba x yusuke
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Yk I wasn’t originally planning to talk abt my ao3 account on here but I don’t really gaf anymore. Embarrassment is a concept. Embrace joy and whimsy.
..anyways! If you want to read some of my works my ao3 account is bittersweet_serendipity ^_^ I love to write and am always aiming to improve. I state this a lot in authors notes, but if you ever spot any major weak points or mistakes in my writing, feel free to point them out to me! Constructive criticism helps a ton.
Do be aware that my older works (aka the first 2 I published) are literally filled to the brim w grammar mistakes like it’s actually baffling 😭 we should all collectively ignore those for the sake of my mental sanity actually! <3 I need to go back and edit them but I keep pushing it off ughh…someday.
#some of the works I’ve published I really like and had so much fun writing#and then others I look back on and start curling into a ball out of pure embarrassment#<- person who said embarrassment is a concept mere seconds ago#LMFAOO#I’ve considered deleting my earlier works so many times lmaoo but I figure I might as well just keep them up idk#I literally only have ten works posted idk why I’m acting like there’s a huge crazy amount rn 💀#do keep in mind that I only picked up writing again this year after a huge break#so 😓 ummm. yknow. idk. sorry!!!#HELPPP#YOU CAN LITERALLY SEE ME STARTING TO REGRET THIS AS I TAG#“my older works 👴’’ I literally published them like last April or something 💀💀#all I’ve written for so far is persona#uhmmm should I tag this….#persona#hi takajin fans#and jundori fans#and adajima fans#my ultimate favs I love them all dearly#I’m working on another Strega fic currently…I love writing for them#^_^#writing is so fun and I’m so glad I picked it back up this year <3#ALSO. I’d like to give another huge thank you to everyone who’s ever commented on my fics ever you guys are all so awesome
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Find Nanako in Ben 10: Alien X-tinction.
Remember to like and reblog. If you got an idea or photo for Nanako to hide in, feel free to submit it.
WHY IS THE ULTIMATRIX BACKWARDS!!!!! AUUUUUUUGGGHHHHH!
#find nanako#nanako dojima#persona 4 nanako#persona 4#persona#ben 10#ben 10 reboot#why is the ultimatrix backwards though!!!#did they not look at ultimate alien at all when drawing him?#why!!!!
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had a fun conversation with some fellow kh fans. people honestly really will sometimes just say stuff like "i can't take kingdom hearts seriously because there's cartoon characters (michal mouseka & co.) in it" and then play like persona or something with no comment <- this was one of the topics discussed
#it is actually really funny/interesting/kind of a frustrating hypocrisy#about something that ultimately doesn't really matter at all#but fun to discuss nonetheless#persona was chosen as an example due to the series' shared thematics of confronting/accepting one's inner darkness and all that fun stuff#+ presence of mascot-type characters (eg mickey - morgana - teddy - hee-ho ice imp thing idk)
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