#all the morvants are bi. all of them

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happy first day of Pride from me and my necromancers 🖤💖💙💜🖤

your favorite loves you, exactly as you are right now, in the most honest version of yourself. and I love all y’all 🖤🖤🖤

we might be seeing backslides all over the place — cowards foaming at the mouth, trying to drag us back to their antiquated view of the world, shove us back in little boxes because they can’t comprehend the fullness of us in our infinite complexity and beauty — so all we have in moments like these is each other. and I believe in us, if nothing else. above all else, even ♥️

the month ahead is vast and glorious in its possibility and promise. I have a few things cooking that, working around my dayjob, I’m looking forward to finally getting to share with y’all. (to my seth nonny, I am holding your face in both my hands and kissing your cheeks. you’ll learn all you want to learn and more, I promise xoxo)

ultimately, we’re just looking forward to spending more time with y’all 🥰 cheers to us, and everything we’ve built together!

from us at the mortuary, we hope you have something very LGBTQIA+ happen to you this month 🌈🥂💀

(obligatory disclaimer that I’m in no way speculating about the irl orientations of my faceclaims, this is entirely about the blorbos from my mind.

death care pride tshirt by funeral boss inc. on insta, but idk if they’re still selling it this year tbh!)

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okay, so!

I know I’ve been talking about a @morvantmortuary ita bag for ages now, but I haven’t posted any photos! this is bc I kept having to migrate it between base bags due to my own indecisiveness/occasional misfortune - I’d find one that I really liked and wear it for a while, but then before long I’d spot another base come down into my price range, but then not long after the zipper would come undone and be nonfunctional, etc. it really felt like I was maybe cursed there for a hot minute :’D

but so today, I finally got a pretty solid-feeling nylon coffin base I ordered not long ago, and it was actually cheaper than the previous coffin-shaped base I’d ordered!!

so I decided I would just go ahead and take photos now, before anything happens to it when I wear it out tonight lmao

Ta-da! here it is, in all its glory. it’s a little lumpy bc I’ve already got all my stuff in there, but I think it works for a more ‘casual outing’ bag.

more photos below to save space 🖤

here’s a tour of the pins in the insert:

so of course as I’m tallying these up, I’m realizing just how many of them are pieces I’ve collected like a magpie over the years :’D but I did go back and find sources for the ones I could!!

I got the Cafe du Monde button and the embalming machine on two separate trips to NOLA, one before I started grad school and one after.

I’m pretty sure I got the hearse and the scythe at an Oddities show in Austin after COVID wound down a bit (but I know the artist for the scythe is BatsintheBelfry on etsy, and I love a lot of their stuff!).

the MCR pin is from a hipdot preorder years ago, the knife was from a kickstarter preorder around the same time, and the love letter (which has more to do with the manuscript version) was a birthday present before I started grad school. (I think it might have come from Maya Kern’s store??? I’m not sure.)

the Horror heart was also I think a lucky freebie in an order for a little outfit for chibi!Maxi.

the death’s head is from VeronaBlack on etsy

the Maggie skele-kitty is from queerwatercolors on etsy

the Eat Racists alligator is from lostlustsupply on etsy

and the bi bracelet I turned into a zipper pull is from FlorenceMaeHandmade, also on etsy

and then we had a lot of room on the side hinge, so I added some pinback buttons that didn’t work on the insert:

the bi heart was I’m pretty sure a xmas present from my favorite ex

the Final Survivor pin is from BearBonesArt on etsy, who does a lot of really cute slasher-related stuff. (it’s more mint-colored than it looks in the photo, my house lighting is just odd.)

and the reassuring reaper pin is from DanyelleOrwickArt on etsy. it’s probably one of my favorites, and she has a whole collection of them that I want to buy the rest of when I have the cash 🖤 maybe at my next job lmao

we did try putting all the tiny!Morvants in the display window! but, uh. :’D

it’s maybe. a little cramped in there. (they did used to call these kinds of coffins toe-pinchers, after all!)

so we might go with something like this for our Outing this evening:

(at least until we’re seated and the lights go down lol.)

while I’m mentioning artists, just a reminder that I got the tiny!Morvants (and stunt!Maxi, who is still undergoing a repair spa stay) from NoizFoxy on etsy! they were a joy to work with each and every time, they were super thoughtful when it came to details, and they always kept me updated in the process, so if you ever decide you want a small friend of your own (be it OC or blorbo), I would recommend them when they have an open listing 🥰

okay! thanks for letting me babble about this, I know it’s super niche but I’m just happy it got put together!! I’m looking forward to wearing it out later 👻🖤

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I just thought I’d share our updated decorations for Pride!! 🩷💜💙

the first is just an edit of my tiny!Maxi icon by the v generous @pamelasensei which I still adore and cherish with my whole heart 🥰 I hope it’s okay I changed the background for a month, Sei! 🖤 I made sure to keep your attribution in there too, bc that’s always important ✨

and then, uh. the masterlist edit might be slightly inspired/fueled by my history in fandom of having bi characters with any ambiguity whatsoever have their bisexuality repeatedly mislabeled/ignored, so I wanted to make sure that there was no risk of that happening here, and. well!

I think we got the point across!!

although this one is actually a little more mellow, if you can believe it. here’s my first draft:

anyway! :’D

Happy Pride from the Mortuary, y’all! 🩷💜💙💀 whoever you are, however you identify, wherever you are on your journey, your necromancer(s) of choice will always be in your corner and love you exactly as you are 🖤🖤🖤 as do I, obvi! 🥰

more to post soon, but let’s try and make it a fun month, in the middle of *gestures widely* everything :’D

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A handmaiden of Greg Abbott reblogged a reblog from us about being non-binary to be a dick so I quick blocked that like stomping a roach, and now this is me disinfecting the rest of the Mortuary bc Idk how it crawled in here

✨people who have aligned themselves with stripping bodily autonomy from strangers be it reproductive or gender affirming get the fuck out and get eaten by a gator 🐊 ✨

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not me reading the tags of ur posts and seeing that the morvant trio r all bi 🥺🥺🥺 just!! it makes my lil bi heart sing!!! 🥰🥰🥰

(*slamming fists on my table* THEY ARE. THEY ARE EXPRESSLY, CANONICALLY BI, ALL OF THEM, BECAUSE DAMMIT I AM A BI WRITER TIRED OF BI CHARACTERS GETTING HANDWAVED OR MISLABELED OR TOLD THEY DON'T REALLY COUNT BECAUSE THEY'RE DATING SOMEONE OF THE SAME/DIFFERENT GENDER AND THEREFORE IT'S ACTUALLY A. NOT ACTUALLY """GOOD""" QUEER REP OR B. THEY'RE ACTUALLY GAY AND HAVEN'T FIGURED IT OUT YET AND THEREFORE THAT SOMEHOW OUTWEIGHS THEM BEING BI IN THE PRESENT OR C. THEY'RE NOT ACTUALLY BI BC THEY DON'T DATE PEOPLE OF MULTIPLE GENDERS DURING THE CANON ARC DESPITE STATING THAT THEY'RE BI IN DIALOGUE OR D. AAAAAAAAAA-

*ahem*

...So yeah! From one bi horror fan to everyone else, all my serial killer necromancers are bi. :'D Rora maybe tends to skew less towards dudes, historically, but she can still be attracted to them bc if she's your favorite and that's how you identify, then she'd be into you <3

none of them have as much experience with actually getting to participate in a queer community bc Greymoon (aka the town, which I finally named!!) is pretty small, and they all came of age in the late 90s/early 2000s, but they've all definitely known since they were... probably early to late teens, depending on which one you're asking. Rora was the only one to have a relationship while she was living in the House as a teen, bc she was in love with a girl at her school before she died, but Maxi probably figured it out while he was in high school and then quietly dated someone when Vincent was making him get his associate's degree, and Hex probably dated someone for the first time when he went to live with his mom in Nogales for a while.

I'm glad from one bi to another that my spooky family could make your heart sing, Nonny! <3 that's 100% the goal :) I'm always down to answer asks about it, thanks for being sweet enough to write in! and if people aren't tired of us yet by pride month, I'm sure I'll be writing about it then too, if my exams haven't eaten me lmao)

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For anyone wondering if the Mortuary will be participating in Pride Month:

Hoping to have some pieces done soon! 🖤

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welcome to greymoon -

(rarae aves’s assorted slasher/necromancer OCs)

(portraits commissioned from @roachcult)

(group portrait by @three-stacked-raccons)

(family portrait commissioned from @snaxk)

author is Rarae/Rae, 30, bi & non-binary/genderqueer (they/them). personal is @raraeavesmoriendi (formerly @raemoriendi)

minors still dni

I do not consent for any of these to be copy/pasted/transferred/translated/etc. to any site other than where these originally appear without my express permission, aka Not at All.

podfic is fine and welcome, if that’s a thing you’d want to do for any reason.

standing policy rn is that if you’re waiting on a response from maxi or any other oc that should appear, give me about a day or so unless it’s a weekend - I’m juggling work and prepping to write a dissertation, so my life is a slow motion tornado lmao

obligatory dark fic content disclaimer

reader note: I generally view my Reader characters as non-binary, like myself, but they wear dresses for disguises sometimes and are referred to by some characters with fem petnames, so I mark them as fem just so they don’t trigger anyone other non-binary person’s dysphoria. Gender is a fuck, idk. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

(all the dividers used on this blog are by Daisy at @firefly-graphics, just fyi!)

Morvant Mortuary Vol. I: Final Them (The October Arc)

(The main storyline, focusing on Maxi and his Reader. Probably the best place to start to get a sense of everyone. Chapters cover the events of October 2021 - February 2022, shortly after Maxi’s initial introduction in September 2021 and including Hex and Rora’s introductions on Oct. 1st.)

The Morvant Comfort Masterlist

(A collection of soft asks about the Morvants taking care of their beloved Reader. Ranging from heavy topics to light and fluffy preference posts.)

Morvant Mortuary Playlists

(All playlists I’ve posted having to do with characters, AUs, arc plots, and anything else I can come up with an excuse to post one for lol)

Art Tag

(Art of various types done by really kind, talented people!!)

Maximilian “Maxi” Vincent Morvant:

Most current info sheet here.

“let’s get acquainted, shall we?” (pre-October Arc introduction post)

dating maxi morvant hcs (18+, mdni)

maxi reacting to being bitten affectionately

after midnight (18+, mdni)

wait for you, hon (18+, mdni)

maxi and the grade school field trip

maxi and kids

maxi and disney movies

maxi’s secret love of musicals

we don’t fight fair (18+, mdni)

to discover us would be fatal (18+, mdni)

maxi totally wears sock garters and shirt stays (18+, mdni)

if maxi had a youtube channel

maxi’s first bi panic

let me dirty up your mind (18+, mdni)

hearse maintenance

blood fest I: our strange duet (18+, mdni)

it hurts because you’re alive

decompression

the boy au masterlist (18+, mdni)

general tags: maxi morvant/maximilan vincent morvant

aesthetic tag: maxi vibes

Hector “Hex” Emile Morvant-Casares: 

Most current info sheet here.

“spirit photography is making a comeback, you know.” (first intro post)

hector morvant-casares dating hcs (18+, mdni)

no mistakes, know the stakes (18+, mdni)

hector’s motives

hector dessert preferences

hex and Just Dance

hex giving magnolia a plastic bolillo to play with

hector preferences: harshest thing someone ever said, last thing he cried over, who he’d apologize to

no confíes en mi (18+, mdni)

hex preference ask: childhood tv shows, tattoos/piercings, people he hates

don’t ask me how I’ve been (wip)

el quiere sangre

blood fest II: touching in the dark (18+, mdni)

general tags: hector morvant-casares/hector emile morvant-casares

aesthetic tag: hector vibes

(the late) Aurore “Rora” Maria Morvant:

Most current info sheet here.

“oh joy, another one.” (first intro post)

aurore “rora” morvant dating hcs (18+, mdni)

be the sunlight in my everyday (18+, mdni)

rora being seduced by her s/o for the first time (18+, mdni)

rora and her nightmares

5 songs that fit rora

rora’s tell when she’s lying

light the sky and hold on tight (18+)

general tags: rora morvant/aurore maria morvant

aesthetic tag: rora vibes

The Miraculous Seth Sunday:

“you can call me seth. all my friends do.” (intro post)

seth sunday dating hcs (18+, mdni)

general tags: seth sunday/the miraculous mr. sunday

aesthetic tag: seth vibes

Morvant Mortuary (The House, Greymoon, The Family Reunited):

the fam and their s/o expressing interest in their occupation

the fam and planning holiday gifts

Scooby Doo and the Haunted Mortuary

describing the Morvants’ voices

...and now their singing voices!

the Morvants and leaving hickies (mdni, 18+)

cozy winter preference asks

The Morvants Are All Bi (more commentary than anything)

fam ask: a secret they’ll take to their grave, hallucinations

fam ask: what you’d say to utterly destroy them

fam preference ask: them at school, them w/ animals, favorite insults

the Morvants and a lonely childhood (ft. friends of the family)

the fam and their pajama preferences

how the Morvants get off when they first get obsessed with you (18+, mdni)

ancient history

Greymoon Knows (sorta)

the Morvants each reacting to an unexpected hug

sweetweirds

In Progress (requests in no set order) -

paparazzi (“the way you say my name is intoxicating” + Hex for Tiddy)

like you hate me when you love me (“I need you to breathe” + Maxi, for Rose)

The Morvants and an s/o who’s a virgin (ask)

Magnolia and living kitties (ask)

(Maxi + “You know I’m holdin’ you back from fuckin’ you over this kitchen counter - don’t push your luck.” for Lorna)

On Deck (in no order) -

let me desecrate you (“I get so blind with jealousy” + Maxi, for Ash)

leave it to fright (“I wonder how much more beautiful you would look when I tear you apart" + Rora, for Tiddy)

...and I liked it ("You know you're mine, right? you belong to me, my love.” + Rora for nonny)

return to me, my love ("I better leave my mark on you so everyone knows you're mine~” + Rora for nonny)

(Hex + “I had this dream and - fuck - you couldn’t keep your hands off me.” for Tiddy)

(Hex + “Is it good when I touch you here? Or maybe here?”/“Don’t think so much, just let your body take control.”/“Oh, Querida, you’re drooling everywhere.” + Reader who hasn’t done things in a while for nonny)

(Hex + “Come one more time for me baby, I know you’ve got it in you.” for Jess)

(Hex + “Quiet baby, the others will hear.” for Linds)

* feel free to also check all the same tags over at the original blog @raraenoctes​ to see if there’s anything I missed bringing over!

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Morvant Comfort Masterlist

(No, I didn’t make this because I keep stress-grinding my teeth lately, why do you ask? :’D)

A collection of Asks people were kind enough to send in about various things, ranging from more serious topics to lighter and sillier preference posts, depending on what you need at the moment. 

This isn’t all the asks on this blog (there’s some in my drafts that I still plan on finishing, mea culpa!), but I just wanted something soft that people could find if they needed it. I’ll be adding things to this as I post more, so I’ll be sure to post a permanent link in the pinned post for reference.

Thanks to everyone who was kind enough to ask their questions, and to everyone whose asks are still in progress! I hope if you need a pick-me-up of some sort, you can find it here, and I’m always down for new ones (even if it takes me a hot minute sometimes lmao). 🖤

Featuring All Three:

Calling the Morvants while you’re closing shop solo - but someone won’t leave you alone

The Morvants helping a depressed Reader

The Morvants smitten with a(n) HOH/D/deaf Reader

The Morvants with a Reader who’s never finished w/ a partner before (nsfw obvi)

The Morvants comforting a Reader whose depression has impacted their university standing (ft. a pep talk from me in my day job hat :’D)

The Morvants and the Reader go skinny-dipping (slightly nsfw)

The Morvants helping a Reader with anxiety

The Morvants and heart-shaped hickies (definitely nsfw lmao)

Cozy Winter-themed Asks

The Morvants are Bi. All of them. (Just me rambling about why I did this lmao)

Scooby Doo and the Haunted Mortuary (ft. some lovely illustration from a dear friend lmao)

The Morvants comforting an s/o with PMS-related fatigue

Would the Morvants still love you if you were a worm? (Spoiler: Yes)

The Morvants helping their Reader through a bout of self-harm

The Morvants “taking care” of their Reader’s rude-ass doctor

The Morvants helping their Reader through a scary diagnosis

The Morvants loving a Reader who doesn’t feel conventionally attractive (ft. another pep talk by me :’D)

Maxi Morvant:

Maxi handling his trans Reader’s transphobic parents at a family dinner

Maxi sleeping/cuddling with his Reader

Maxi being a total nerd about finding a gift for his Reader

Maxi being a hopeless romantic about Halloween

maxi comfort vibes on spotify

Hector Morvant-Casares:

Hex peptalking a burnt-out Reader

Hex tending to an injured Reader

Hex and sleeping/cuddling with his Reader

hex comfort vibes on spotify

Rora Morvant:

Rora and petnames for her Reader

(Our girl has a couple more in my drafts, but she tends to show up more in preference asks with the boys than she tends to get solo stuff. If you have any you’d like to request, feel free!)

rora comfort vibes on spotify

Like I said, I’ll be updating this list whenever we get new ones, and I’ll be linking this in the overall masterlist, so feel free to check back when you like 🖤

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It’s kinda ridiculous how the morvants have been my comfort characters lately. Like I have chronic pain and who do I imagine helping and comforting me? Murderous magical necromancers!! And I wouldn’t have it be any other way tbh

(babe I’m writing to you from my couch where save for my brief trip down to nola bc non-refundable tickets, I’ve been holed up for four days with my bi-monthly migraine :’D trust me when I say I 100% feel you and I’m doing the exact same thing

pick your favorite and they would love to help with whatever you need - ice packs? done. hot water bottles? no problem. need someone to handle dishes and laundry bc you just cannot rn? they’re on it. my go-to is maxi keeping two fingers against the nerve behind my right eye that hurts while I lay in his lap bc ow 🤕 not to mention he has some healing abilities so that’s something I would v much appreciate rn to get the swelling to go down :’D

but I’m def glad my murder family can be a source of comfort when you’re not feeling well, beloved 🖤 pls know they would be delighted to help you feel better in whatever ways they could. they might be murderous necromancers, but if their Darling isn’t feeling their best, that comes first and foremost 🖤🖤🖤 plus! they all have a spot-on knowledge of human anatomy, so chances are at least one of them has some idea of something to try that might help :’D

sending you lots of hugs and pain-free vibes in the meantime though ✨ I’m 100% about to re-up my painkillers and go shove my head under some hot water lmao. we can make it through this, I promise 😭🖤👻)