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Anon if youāre wondering why Iām doing it like this itās because I donāt want this showing up in the shi//rog//ane searches. I am going to rail very hard on her character. If you like her, you were warned.
To be quite frank I think literally anyone would have made a more interesting ringleader. Okay, thatās a lie. Except for Ouma and Harumaki and Yonaga, I think anyone else would have made a better ringleader. Iām gonna explain why, first starting briefly with why I think Ouma and Harumaki would have made worse ringleaders.
Ouma is quite simple: his entire character gimmick isĀ āpretending to be an obvious mastermind only to end up NOT being the mastermind and is fundamentally against the killing game to begin with.ā This is is just too good to ruin. Harukawaās is less complicated in that sheās an assassin, so making her the ringleader would be boring and obvious. Like yeah okay of course the surprise assassin was the organiser of the killing game big fuckin whoop. And finally Yonaga, and the big reason for that is her character gimmick isĀ āscary exotic foreignerā and cults and itās a lot of racist shit and tbh I think even if you took a lot of that out, making the one foreign coded character (in a Japanese environment) your ringleader is asking for trouble. Donāt do that.Ā
The biggest reason I think shi//ro//gane fails not only as a DR mastermind, but as a character, is because sheās boring as shit and has no personality. Itās not even an accident she has no personality. in v3 characters tend to revolve around a gimmick, and her gimmick is literally being a non-entity. She constantly talks about being plain, and for most of the game her big thing each chapter is just...going with the gimmick of the chapter. That and she makes anime references that feel kind of forced and personally not how people tend to make references. And then in her big chapter, where she was the revealed to be the mastermind, she spends most of it pretending to be other pre-existing characters with more personality.Ā
Some people think the center of her personality is on fandom, and itās a commentary on it, and on passion. To which I say: fucking where. Okay, I understand exactly where that potential lies, and in her free time events thereās definitely more of that. But I personally think that if I need to read the free time events (which are entirely optional you could play v3 without ever doing a fte, nevermind specifically hers) to feel like a character has a personality, then you didnāt write a well written character.Ā
What is there in the main story to suggest this? She makes constant poorly done anime references, and thereās one forced fanservice consplay scene. Iām blown away by this. It never feels like this is important to her, because itās always played as like a joke or an event where her talent is just the excuse for fanservice in the ch1 scene. What else is there? Does she talk about her love for fandom and cosplay? Is she looking for excuses to dress people up in her various cosplays in the main story? No! Fuck I mean we even unlock her room and the mandatory conversation you have with her with that weird ass cg is about her bar life, not her fandom life. Like they go out of the way to not talk about it meaningfully in the one place it would be more than apt to do so. Seriously?
Chapter 6 is better at making her fandom commentary. You could argue that her constantly shifting into previous characters and rambling on and on about her love of dangan ronpa is fandom commentary. And yeah I guess it is. But itās weak as fuck. Itās backed by like jack shit from the earlier chapters, and she has to talk about this because this is the big plan for ch6. Itās the ch6 gimmick! And then ch6 is an inconsistent mess of lies and contradictions that canon canāt explain, and she says some things (like the cosplaycat killer line) that imply she faked all that too so like. More following the chapterās gimmick? would you believe? I would!
Thatās the big problem with Shi//ro//ga//ne. Her gimmick is her entire personality, and that gimmick is not having one. Thatās why she just does the big thing of every chapter, thatās why sheās so forgettable and doesnāt stand out and isĀ āplainā, thatās why she constantly cosplays as other dr characters, and thatās why at the end of the chapter she goesĀ āhaha I pulled another great trickā without elaborating. Her thing is having no existing personality. Just being whatever the story needs. And maybe someone out there will be likeĀ ābut that just shows her passion for DR and--ā no. No what it is is just cheap and lazy writing, and again possibly not even true.Ā
And this has bad effects on writing a meaningful mastermind, particularly since we spent the entire game with her. She does nothing the entire time and doesnāt stand out, and particularly with v3ā²s writing where characters generally only become important in the chapter they die, by the time you get to ch6 itās so obvious sheās going to be the ringleader. Harukawaās had an arc (albeit a shitty one), Yumeno had an arc, Saihara is your protag for realsies who had an arc (albeit half-assed and not focused on what would have made it strong), and Kiibo is clearly having his big moment right now, so that leaves Shir//o//gane being saved up for something huge. Like the ringleader. She becomes obvious because sheās nothing. And then her reveal means nothing because she had no personality to get invested in because her gimmick was having no personality. And also they do nothing with her and chapter six is a poorly written garbage fest that makes no fucking sense.
Sheās a bad mastermind because sheās a bad character, and sheās a bad character because her personality is a nonexistent thing thatās entirely up for grabs since sheās faked it all and her gimmick is just not being an interesting person.Ā
And this makes effectively anyone else a better ringleader, because anyone else in the game has more to their personality than she does. Iāll even explain why everyone excluding the previously mentioned three will make better antagonists before getting to my main ideal pick. In order of deaths!
Amami: heās a mystery man right? that kinda seems to point against him but like play up the he died first trying to stop the killing game angle and it turns out he faked it or something just to get it started. He could take or leave killing Akamatsu off, but she chose trial, so she had to go. revise his videos a little so he looks a little sketchy, but even more like a victim trying to do good.
Akamatsu: if you just take out the fuckinĀ āshe has a twin bitā in ch6 and have it turn out she faked like her entire execution just so she looks like sheās entirely uninvolved, only to turn out she did kill Amami but with entirely different means, would that be cool or what? like itād be the triple Akamatsu twist whammy. also wouldnāt waste her as a character cause she wouldnāt die for manpain to be your wife.
Hoshi: so yeah heās kinda got theĀ āIām depressed because iāve killedā shit working against him but you can easily rework that into a big old lie (hey look itās the themes of the game some more wild). heās still depressed in real life but his outlet for that was violence, so killing game.
Toujou: literally she gets power hungry and sick of constantly having to tend to the whims of everyone around her. her loving serving people was the big lie. sheās more interested in serving herself and the audience. Simple. Effective. Subverts her character in a meaningful but still relevant way.
Chabashira: sheās super honest and open about her emotions right? To an almost childlike way? fuck yeah you could make that ringleader shit. She wants to bring out the best in people emotionally, except she actually thinks the best way to do that is trauma. But she doesnāt really actually care about your emotional wellbeing, and that becomes apparent throughout the trial. her big fuckin lie. amazing.
Shinguuji: see this is tough and iām tempted to put him in the not-mastermindable category because of chapter 3 which was. eugh. But okay see weāre just gonna take out all the weird incest serial killer shit. shinguujiās gimmick anyway is that heās detached and more interested in observing the people around him like an onlooker than he is partaking. smart but doesnāt give much a shit. this is easily played up to ringleader levels just.Ā āI wanted to put humans in a society I made myself to play god and observe them to my heats contentā simple. not as thematic, but hey itās consistent.
Iruma: okay so canonically. Iruma is kinda a bitch. I mean this positively sheās kinda funny even if the sex jokes gross me out.Ā Sheās paranoid and kinda narcissistic and super weak to criticism and bites people in an attempt to make them not bite her. So what if it turns out like thatās just...fake. sheās actually just rude mean and crude not as some kinda backwards defense mechanism (weāre taking out the kink) itās just because she likes being mean and crude. She seems so weak willed as a person but it turns out she orchestrated andĀ āinventedā the killing games just to keep attention on her and put people through hell. Iām not totally confident in this one Iām sure others can come up with better but fuck I mean itās not shi//ro//ga//ne.
Gokuhara: this is easy heās not actually a gentleman at all! itās a big lie! a ploy to make him sympathetic and likeable! He went along with Oumaās shit just because he thought it was amusing! The world at large decided he couldnāt be a gentleman, so he decided to be the biggest brute you can find and run killing game where he makes himself look good in comparison to everyone else. youād have to rewrite ch6 a lot but itād be better than canon anyway lmfao
Momota: now Momotaās my second favourite ringleader choice not gonna lie. This is just because the narrative plays him up as your shsl best friend and you get very invested in him (despite his uh....glaring toxic masculinity problems which weāre taking out because they add nothing to his character). His big thing is being a supportive believer. a shounen protag. but itās all bullshit! Have the real Momota be the audition tape asshole. Or he doesnāt even have to be that itās just his big thing will be that huge punch of betrayal that wonāt compare except for with my #1 pick. But weāll get to them very soon.
Kiibo: Yāknow those posts that talk about how AIs are actually going to be very pure with their best interest in being serving humanity? I want that for Kiibo, but in a super warped and twisted way. Kiibo in his desire to be seen as a human and respected by them, starts feeding the twisted desires of the masses with the torture porn they crave in the form of a killing game, because this will make him be accepted as one of them. But he still ends up being a kind of subservient AI who never escapes that role, so now the killing game runs partially on hate, and partially on the thin remains of hope he has. I think this is kinda fun.
Yumeno: Yumeno is great because she has that whole arc where she learns to be open with her feelings and honest with herself right? Well weāre gonna make that just. a big old lie. She just doesnāt give a shit, so fuck it sheāll do this killing game shit too.
And finally, top pick: Saihara. Saihara would be the literal best option. Keep the protagonist switch. Akamatsu dies, we take Saihara as protagonist now. He gets played out basically the same. We play thinking weāre playing an insecure detective with some issues with the truth (and some issues with lies that arenāt capitalised on as well but hey thatās not actually entirely necessary for this scenario). We think Saihara is trying to carry on Akamatsuās wish, because he says he would, and he solves all the cases and seems to be interested in saving everyone.
But...itās a lie. Like in chapter 1 we were playing with an unreliable narrator the whole game. Saiharaās focus on the mystery versus trying to guarantee their lives in the game now gets played forĀ āof course heās focused on those this is his show. Itās what he lives for.ā Saihara created a killing game to have an endless set of murder mysteries to solve, and he doesnāt really care about the people, but their potential in creating a good story. Maybe heās even the pre-game fanboy too if weāre keeping that trick. And the narrative insisting on framing him as good through the use of the cast becomes a clever trick to hide his motivations.Itād be another unreliable narrator, and the best way to capitalize on the themes of the game. More lies.Ā
Not to mention it would make the Akamatsu thing especially brutal, because you play as him to frame her for a crime it will turn out she did not actually commit. The replay value of the game at LARGE would be through the roof, all because of this trick. Itād be fucking fascinating, and it would just destroy dangan ronpa formula. Weāll have not only a murder protagonist, but a mastermind protagonist. Listen. LISTEN. This is the best possible ringleader selection. I will fight you. dkgjrngdjkn
Okay I went on long enough weāre gonna call it a day. I hope this more than answered your questions!
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RANDOM OVERWATCH/MCHANZO HEADCANONS
My headcanons are usually global, so to say, so once established they mainly hold true for anything I write in that fandom until canon actively overwrites it (and sometimes even after that if I think the real answer is dumb ha ha). Most of what Iāve already done is theĀ āScoundrels and Thievesļæ½ļæ½ļæ½ AUĀ series.Ā
- Shimadamom died during the omnic crisis, since I feel like she would come up a lot more if she was actually around when her sons literally tried to murder each other. (It would also explain why Hanzo shoots the omnic in āDragonsā even as he goes to some lengths to only incapacitate the other guards and why he thinks Numbani sucks, as well as adding a layer of ouch to Genjiās... robo-dysphoria.) Hanzo remembers her better than Genji does, since Genji would have been pretty young at that point.
- Hanzo is a dog person (oh hello there entire alternate wardrobe made up of wolf imagery) and Jesse is a cat person. (Both because of That Scene in The Good, The Bad and The Ugly with the kitten and the hat (!!!!!) and because really he himself is kind of a very affable yet still half-feral tomcat kind of a man)
- In āScoundrels and Thievesā, at least, Jesse started out smoking cigarettes and graduated to cigars as he got older/had more cash, for that Authentic Man With No Name Look. He still goes for cigarettes sometimes when heās on edge because he finds the little rituals of rolling them comforting. (Hanzo also has a very private Pavlovian reaction to the smell of a certain brand Jesse smoked around the time they started sleeping together. Iāll let you fill in the embarrassing details in your own time.)
- Hanzo usually cuts his own hair - just chops a bit off with a knife or something when it gets too annoying. The first time it was the dramatic symbolic gesture of dishonor ā¢, but these days itās just because he canāt be bothered with anything fancier, in the same vein as āwhy even put my shirt on all the way btw did I mention I KILLED MY BROTHERā. (Yes, I know itās a real traditional archery technique thing, justā¦ let me have this.) Probably also why he wears it up most of the time so you canāt really tell itās a bit of a catastrophe.
- Jesse taught himself how to play the guitar as a kid and has a wonderful voice for everyday life - it doesnāt belong on a stage but it is perfect for crooning in the background while making dinner or doing chores, stuff like that.Ā Ā
- Jesse is quite ticklish, a fact Hanzo āInnate Talent for Strategy and Tacticsā Shimada uses without compunctions when it suits his goals. (His goals usually being a Jesse pink-faced and loose-limbed with laughter)
- Hanzo looks A LOT like his dad but takes after his mum personality-wise - more cynical and closed off except for with their loved ones - while Genji looks more like their mum.
- Jesseās parents died during the war, quite early on. (tbh this is mostly b/c it breaks my heart to imagine his family would be okay with him having become a notorious killer by the age of seventeen. Like. Bro. Iād rather have someone love and protect him unflinchingly and then having no choice in leaving him. Though if the Deadlock gang had some element of a family business that would mean ANOTHER parallel between them, so if thatās how canon eventually lands I can work with that too ha ha)
- Do you ever think about Jesse at fourteen, coming back from a fight victorious but with new constellations of scars and bruises, curling up somewhere no oneāll find him to watch that scene in For A Fistful of Dollars where the man with no name gets beat up to hell and back and still gets out of it through sheer tenacity and being a tricksy fuck
Because I think about that every day and thatās why Iām constantly on the verge of tears
Anyway not so much a headcanon there as a window into the dark aching corners of my soul letās carry on
- Jesse is demisexual, Hanzo is gay.
- At first I had settled for Hanzo being bi (what better orientation for a ninja than one that makes you invisible, after all? Whoās bitter youāre bitter) but then there were the White Day lines between Hanzo and Genji and now Iām 100% convinced that heās gay, if only because itās so much funnier to me. Let me show my work a bit here:
So as far as I understand, on Valentineās day in Japan itās women who give the ~*special men*~ in their life chocolates/gifts. (Thereās also an uh ātierā of chocolate thatās completely platonic and is given to friends and coworkers, but from the tone of Genjiās voice I doubt thatās what heās talking about lol) White day is a month later, and itās when the men reciprocate the gifts they were given. So essentially what Genji is doing with that line is going āSOā¦ any special GIRLS in your life bro?? *I know you canāt see my face through the visor but you can feel the wink wink nudge nudge through the air*ā and Hanzoās answer is a sort of long-suffering reference to young Genjiās playboy lifestyle as well as a callback to a previous voice line between them, not a slight aimed at any cocoa beans.
Now I like to imagine bb!Genji as a bit of a hilarious dick - like basically sweet and well-meaning, but also hugely spoiled, self-absorbed and easily distracted. It would lend Hanzoās annoyance so many levels of hilarity if his little brother justā¦ hadnāt realized that the reason he wasnāt dating girls wasnāt just a) heās been riding a wave of shame, guilt, grief, depression & light alcoholism these last ten years and itās hard to date with a tight schedule like that, b) he is kind of weird and socially awkward at the best of times, c) his eventual anachronistic weirdo soulmate was running around on the other side of the world doing crazy shit for Overwatch
The reason heās never dated any girls is that heās FUCKING GAY
Like it was not as though it was secret, Genji, all youād have to do was fucking pay attention or hey, ask at any point in the last closing-in-on-forty-years and it would have been EASILY AVAILABLE INFORMATION
FATHER KNEW AND HE NEVER NEEDED TO ASK,GENJI
Anyway I thrive on Hanzo Shimadaās annoyance and consternation because he takes everything so damn seriously and I love him very much
(Obviously in the āScoundrels and Thievesā āverse Genji does know. Heās not THAT massively oblivious.)
- Jesse is mostly ambidextrous but prefers to shoot with his right hand. I think there was some kerfuffle about his holster being put on both sides in official art that prompted this one? Iām not above going ā*shrug* why have continuity errors when you can have headcanonā
- Shimadadad, intent on his sons not turning into Useless Rich Ninja Kids, made sure they were taught some essential life skills, like cooking and laundry and shit - meaning Hanzo knows how to make a handful of dishes to, like, double Michelin Star levels. He doesnāt actually enjoy it very much, though, so mostly he wonāt. Meanwhile Jesse has no outside training whatsoever beyond at one point being shown how to turn on a microwave but figured things out on his own and has pretty good instincts. Hanzo prefers Jesseās cooking and will happily just do chopping duty (which heās still proficient at to the point that Jesseās not sure whether to be unsettled or turned on).
- Jesse learned about horses from an older lady who semi-adopted him after finding him feverish and bleeding in her back garden when he was in his early teens. He stayed on her ranch for a couple of years and then left because he was worried some of the people heād pissed off would be able to track him down there and burn it all down.
- Hanzo doesnāt like - or really get - giving and receiving gifts as a way to express affection. Iām pretty sure his line of association would go something like gifts ----> money ------> business -----> bribe -----> obligation -------> duty -------> faMILY OH GOD EVERYTHING JUST GOT REAL MESSED UP AND COMPLICATED IN MY HEAD I NEED A DRINK
- Another one where Iāll accept either outcome: I canāt decide from the in-game dialogue if Genji and McCreeās relationship is more bro-like ribbing or if theyāre actually a little uh. Adversarial. (āYouāre not quicker than a bulletā: a Schrƶedingerās playful banter/death threat lol) If theyāre mostly friendly thatās great! They can form a harmonious āSave Hanzo From Himselfā support group. If theyāre more antagonistic? Pure. Fucking. Hilarity. Can you imagine Genji being SO FUCKING MAD because as it turns out the one thing in this world that has ever made his sadsack brother happy is that cocky jingle-jangle bizarro Western cosplay jackass. Like naturally I would prefer it if they were bros but I never turn down comedic potential like that.
- Jesseās greatest fear has to do with being seen and with leaving. Heās very clearly set up a theatrical, elaborate part of his identity between himself and the world - I donāt think any psychologically unscarred person goes āwell Iāll just wrap myself in this loner/vigilante archetype until it works for meā lol. Itās a very smart āpeople are going to look at me so letās make sure they canāt actually see meā move. Also it makes me sad that me must have, like, reverse abandonment issues: every time he belongs to something - to the Deadlock gang, to Overwatch, to Hanzo in āScoundrels and Thievesā - heās inevitably forced to leave it behind. (I guess this is part of why I love the pairing so much; theyāre both wanderers now, they can go together ;____;)
Hanzoās greatest fear is to really hurt someone he loves again. (Remember that time in Junkensteinās Revenge where Jack looks at Reaper and goes āwhat could turn a man into thisā and Hanzo immediately answers āTo be tested, and to failā? Because I remember that all the time.)
#overwatch#mchanzo#hanzo#mccree#Perhaps there is still a future for anachronisms#meta#idk it was the only way I managed to do some writing so here we go I guess ha ha#I'm just like... filled to the brim with feels that have nowhere to go#My writing
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