#all the ageswap aus have me saying yeah terumob

[hellolulu]

> Be an esper

> Be so powerful that some weird terrorist group keeps trying to recruit you even though you're a child

> Live alone with no parental supervision (probably because you are being targeted by the terrorist group)

> Become disillusioned to believe you are the star of the world, the main protagonist, and that everyone else should bow down to you

> Become leader of the local delinquents and win fights just for the thrill of being #1 no matter who steps up

> Get your ass handed to you by a guy who cried about handing your ass to you

> Realise gay feelings and renounce former lifestyle to become his devoted follower instead

> Help him take down the aforementioned terrorist organisation, while trying to look good in front of him the whole time because you're determined to be his rival (and lover)

> He doesn't seem to care either way, but you are his friend and he likes to confide in you, so this only fuels your passion to be noticed by him more

> You assist him in buying the ugliest t-shirt for his big reveal event because you are a fashion disaster and genuinely think he's rocking the look

> You refuse to be brainwashed because some guy called Psycho Helmet is trying to impersonate the dude you've devoted your life to

> You get brainwashed

> Get broken out of brainwashing because the guy who handed your ass to you at the start of the school year is so cool to you that literal godly powers can't stop you from being gay for him

> The ugly tshirt you helped him to buy ended up being the catalyst for him defeating the cult

> The world will never know the work you put in, but you are so devoted that it will literally never matter to you 💖 Go king go 💖

> You are Hanazawa from mob psycho 100 and this is your literal canon story