#all she does is drink soup be pretty and lie about that one guy embedded in her brain

[everlusts]

i see galadriel has yet to recover from that divorce so bad she’s now having selective amnesia during couples therapy “he promised me an army” yeah that totally happened it wasn’t a proposal or anything like that just discussing politics and all “i care not” yeah sure uh huh that cold dark heart of yours didn’t feel anything definitely “sauron will fall” and that 100% wasn’t the most devastated look on your face when you’re told your situationship about to go boom