#all of these boys are either soft gay or dumb for their gfs

[kulekrizpy]

list your top 10 male characters!

i was tagged by @tohruzu​ and @captainimprobable​ 💖💙

1. Gentarou Kisaragi - Kamen Rider Fourze

2. Karkat Vantas - Homestuck

3. Ravi Chakrabarti - iZombie

4. Ankh - Kamen Rider OOO

5. Bow - She-ra (SPOP)

6. Spock (& Kirk) - Star Trek (TOS)

7. Steven Quartz Universe - Steven Universe

8. Eliot Waugh - The Magicians

9. Adrien | Chat Noir - Miraculous Ladybug

10. Jim Lake - Trollhunters (Tales of Arcadia)

[tazcreates]

FNaF SB Headcannons:

Freddy

Dad friend

Has anxiety

Can tell somethings wrong without even looking

Would try to fix your problems

Really apologetic for something that's not his fault

Dating Bonnie and Monty

Would cry over snakes

Heavy sleeper(snores too)

He is a very fluffy boy

Awesome cuddles and hugs

HIMBO

Would be ticked off if you hurt his boyfriend(s)

MEN he loves men

Chica

Mother hen

The short one TM

Loves food, will cook for you, will cook for your friends, will cook for a complete stranger

Bffs with Bonnie

Dating Roxy

She praises Roxy for almost everything. She knows she has self esteem issues

Stress eats

Also very fluffy

Good hugs

Would only get mad at you if you took her food away for said something rude about Roxy

Very energetic

Sometimes gets the zoomies, if she has them, she immediately goes to mazersize.

Lesbian

Bonnie

Smol

Fruity af

Makes weird faces

Stronger than you would think

Jumpy

Knows where you are almost all the time

He hears you

He hears everything

EVERYTHING

Smol UwU bean

Cuddle bunny

Teases Monty 24/7

Bffs with Chica

Gay

Wensday Bowling with Chica as they talk about their partners and how annoying the staff bots are

He skips around the pizzaplex when hes happy

Roxy

TALL WOMAN PLEASE STEP ON ME-

Will fuck you up

If you touch her gf you will get kicked in the face

Self esteem 📉📉

Hair is very soft

Floofy tail

10/10 would pet her, but you gotta ask first

Sibling-Like relationship with Monty

She would hit him, run away, then bring him a smoothie and play golf

Zoomies? I think so

When she has the zoomies she either

Runs around the pizzaplex

Goes to Roxy Raceway

Beats up a staff bot

Violent sometimes

She either has the zoomies, depressive episodes, or is with Chica. I don't think theres an in between

Show off. All the time. Showing off.

STRONG

Bisexual with a preference for women

Monty

I'm just gonna say it, I'm a simp

Sexy leezord man

Same with Roxy: Touch Bonnie or Freddy and you get wHACKED

Would throw a golf club at you

Anger issues started when Bonnie went missing

No he didn't do it, thought the staff seems to think so and a lot of evidence points to him.

Would crush your skull with his big strong arms

Hes actually really gentle tho

Invades Bonnie or Freddy's room at 3A.M. if he isn't already there

He just wants to talk let him speak

Long tail go woosh- accidentally trips people sometimes.

His tail is almost always in the way, it knocks over everything!

It also got him banned from the Daycare

But we don't talk about that

He needs to be holding Freddy or Bonnie's hand at all times

Hell, why not both?

Big dumb baby man

"There is NO such thing as way too much fun"

If he an another animatronic are mad, he will snatch them and take them to a backroom and trash it.

Hes doing his best

Pansexual

Sundrop

HYPER

Separation anxiety

Very creative

They can come up with games right on the spot

Very fun!! 10/10 would recommend hanging out with them

They would comment a lot during a movie but at least they're funny

Loves the slide

Very good a distracting kids,

Would give someone a free plushie if they got hurt. Make them feel better

Really comforting

Would race up the slide

Encourages kids to have fun but also follow rules

Has really good eyesight and knows where almost everyone is at all times

Wears bells so vision impaired people know where they are

Knows sign language for hearing impaired people

Aro/ace

Moondrop

Almost the same as sun, but a little darker

Not as energetic, pretty laid back and chill

Would not comment during a movie, but would hush people who spoke during it

Carrys sleepy kids to bed

Almost always has a blanket on them

Has melatonin for nap time

Doesn't care much for rules, but also doesn't want kids to be wound up and crazy

Not as creative but rather has a set list for down times

Great listener. Would let you come into the Daycare just to vent

Aro/ace

That's all I got for right now! Feel free to send me asks on anything else :)

[angelhummel]

As if there was any doubt that this is my blog and I do things for me, I’m gonna do something that I don’t think anyone else will find interesting or even comprehensible...

Glee characters as Descendants characters! So buckle up bc I’ve given this more thought than anyone would deem sane

Rachel = Mal. Not the best character but she’s the main protag and she’s in it the most so we get what we get. Self proclaimed leader of the group. Looks best with bangs. Always gets a sad song to sing. Has severe mommy issues. Selfishness can oftentimes lead to trouble for others. No matter how badly she screws up, still has lots of people in her corner (either in universe or in fandom). Can still be a surprisingly good friend when she wants to. Goes from only looking out for herself to learning to look out for her friends (even if it takes a while)

Kurt = Evie. The protag’s second in command, basically. The sweetest angel alive, want their friends to be safe and happy, willing to help the children. But also super snarky and won’t hesitate to read you for filth over your hair or outfit. Hates taking sides, just wants everyone to get along. Fashion icon, always making their own clothes. Dreamed about marrying Prince Charming since they were kids. Looks great in crowns. An amazing character on their own but sadly sometimes just reduced to the main protag’s personal cheerleader

Blaine = Carlos. Four feet tall, looks best with curly hair, also the baby of the group. The one who needs a nap and a hug more than anyone else. Super smart but doesn’t make a big deal about it. Crush on people with brown hair and blue eyes who had a major glo up. (But also both obviously gay I mean come on.) 

Puck = Jay. The muscle of the group. Has cool hair. Jerk with a heart of gold. Total lady killer and a huge flirt. Seriously will flirt with anyone, even teachers. Good at sports. Not the best academically but not dumb either. Not one of my personal faves but I still have general positive feelings towards both

Finn = Ben. Not traits-wise, obviously, or even how I personally feel about them. Just storywise I guess. The bigshot leader who is in charge of everyone when really it should be up to someone better suited. Wants to do the right thing but usually ends up making things worse. Have a pre-established gf that they proceed to leave for the protag. Wears crowns?? Sweet mom with an asshole ex/husband. Also I could 100% see Ben accidentally running over a mailman while learning how to drive

Quinn = Audrey. Literal QUEEN. Queen of deserving better. Has her bf stolen away by the main protag, then go on to date a cute ditzy blond guy. Cheerleader. Mean girl, but she gets better. Kind of important in the first installment, nothing to do in the second, then come back in the third maybe a little crazy, with hot pink hair and a thirst for revenge

Sam = Gil. The best boy, sunshine boy, never did anything wrong in his life. Not the brightest, doesn’t always say the right thing, but still sweet and a good person. Very athletic, great bod, beautiful blond hair that, for better or worse, was styled into a ponytail at one point. Fiercely loyal, always has his main girl’s back

Santana = Harry. Sexiest mf here. Loyal and protective but maybe a little unhinged unorthodox. Ready and willing to make somebody bleed during a clique showdown if they have to. Loves to act tough and invincible but has a soft and vulnerable side deep down. Deep, deep down. Super gay but also hits on/is attracted to everyone they meet. Also has their main girl’s back

Mercedes = Uma. The aforementioned “main girl” to the last two characters. The most talented mf here, don’t forget it. Has an enemies to friends plot with the main protag. Was part of her group until she left to form her own more talented, cooler and sexier group. Gets demonized for doing the same things that the main protag gets away with bc there are racist hypocrites in all fandoms

Tina = Jane. Super shy at first, not many friends. Gets more confident and comes out of her shell throughout the series. Can sometimes be bitchy but actually a super sweetheart. Main protag manipulates her to get what she wants. Also in love with someone who is clearly gay. Come on, girl

Brittany = Lonnie. Walks the line between girly and tomboy. Super athletic. Into sports typically deemed for guys. Doesn’t realize what she’s saying and makes everyone uncomfortable. Asian dads??

Artie = Doug. I mean, look at them. Nerdy, glasses, in band at some point. Somehow manages to date people WAY out of his league 

Jesse = Chad. Superficial, not too bright, absolute drama king. Not the best person but always entertaining

[smores100]

once again we’re in full agreement lol. What’s your take on s3 remakes you’ve watched? Wondering how you feel about Skam FR as it’s kind of a similar situation to me where the chemistry & beauty is there but the writing and style is iffy (overwrought &overdramatic). My favorite s3 is druck. As a wlw I had high hopes for españa but it was p slow/v desexualized—a whole discussion, but my other gay friend & I were disappointed given how remakes with guys don’t hold back in that respect.. Thoughts?

Honestly re: wtfock tho I really do wonder if they had like one good writer in the room surrounded by fools. Bc it really does feel like some group projects I’ve been in where I feel like I’m the only one who’s not a fucking fool and carry the whole thing while having to fend off bad ideas (but when the majority rules, those bad ideas/execution get put in). I wonder if that’s what happened w wtfock.

re: wtfock, lol group projects are the worst….idk what wtfock’s writing process was like, but i’d love to know it. according to their wiki there were 3 writers this season? all seem to be male, naturally. did the two other writers have good ideas but there was a main writer who overruled them and did his own thing? or maybe they’re the rl one brain cell squad, that would explain a lot :p in any case, i’m unimpressed (friday’s clips did not help with that).

as for the other part of your ask….oh damn i have so many Thoughts on that, lol. this is probably gonna get long and messy, but you asked for it!

* druck - my absolute favorite. it’s the only one i’ve watched since s1, so that definitely played a part in my emotional investment and attachment. still, there was more to it than that. it was the closest to og imo in vibe and style (it felt small, real, lowkey, quiet, natural like og, as opposed to - as you said - overwrought and overdramatic + overproduced like the others); they cast an actual trans guy to play a trans character, if you wanna talk about a skam remake doing something REVOLUTIONARY? druck is the one; i loved matteo’s and david’s characterizations, how they both had a bit of isak and even in them, and the role reversal in some scenes, made things feel fresh *and* fit their characters/story; i LOVE that teens matteo and david were played by actual teens michi and lukas!! they’ve completely ruined me for all other remakes, bc thissssss is how it’s supposed to be! thisssss is how it should look like! THEY ARE KIDDOS. and they (druck and michi/lukas) truly captured what it’s like to be young and fall in love for the first time, the awkwardness and the nervousness and stuttering and fumbling around, the softness and pureness and innocence of it all!!! also they have THE BEST dynamic - other people might prefer all the hot kissing and steamy making out and the smouldering looks, but me? i just couldn’t get enough of their dumb chaotic energy, best friends who love each other deeply and are also constantly little shits to one another. gimme them pranking each other and playfighting every day! and then being soft and THE HANDS and matteo being a clingy koala basking in david’s affection :3 i also loved how for the most part they didn’t just copy/paste og’s storyline, they made some changes and knew how to make *other* changes accordingly for it to make sense and fit the story *they* were telling - for example, replacing the ‘call your gf’ scene with matteo’s panic attack/breakdown (one of my fave scenes), or their reunion at the end of ep 7 (replacing the desperate kissing + sex with a comforting and relieved yet also bittersweet and melancholic hug), or even matteo getting advice from his drug dealer instead of the school’s doctor, lol. also THE BEST BOY SQUAD, hands down. and matteo is my favorite isak bc to me he felt like his own character instead of just another isak, he was different and reletable and a constant Mood. that being said - it wasn’t perfect and it had its issues. there were a few times when i did feel they stuck too close to og scenes and it didn’t *entirely* work for me, just felt a bit off; i will forever be disappointed that they didn’t directly address and acknowledge matteo’s mental state/depression, bc there were enough signs imo to indicate that he did suffer from something. they mentioned ‘therapy’ in mia’s, alex’s and kiki’s cases, i truly thought they would with matteo as well, but alas, they dropped the ball on that one; i was extremely upset with david’s outing, but i’ve since calmed down and have managed to see it in a more positive light, tho i still have mixed feelings about it and am not fully on board with that decision, still wish it had been done differently (but at least! it wasn’t brushed off and was addressed immediately and eventually led to david having agency and yelling out his pain!!! which was good and important and cathartic); also eps 8 and 9 were pretty messy writing-wise, things either didn’t make sense or would’ve made more sense had the clips were organized differently (that random ping pong clip….?). overall tho, the good outweighed the bad, and it remains my fave

* skam france - now that’s a tricky one. the way i felt about it in the first half of the season, is different from the way i felt about it in the second half of the season, is different from the way i feel about ever since watching druck’s s3. it’s funny you should say how similar it is to wtfock for you, bc i’ve been thinking the same thing for quite some time. those neighboring countries sure have a shared flair for the dramatic! fr’s s3 was pretty much the first s3 i watched (i gif-watched half of skamit, couldn’t get into it). i wasn’t planning to (i was extremely unimpressed by the couple of s1 eps i tried watching, and same by axel’s acting in those first two seasons), but even is the loml and they got me gooood with their eliott pov trailer, which might have affected my excitement over it during the first half. back then i really enjoyed it for the most part, despite some clips being rushed or missing the point thus not fully having the required effect (their locker room scene, for example, or the ‘generalizations are bad’ convo), or how much i hated basile (a character so obviously written by a man it’s amazing), or the cheesy piano music. there were enough good things for me to focus on instead (more in a bit) that i could ignore the things i didn’t like or weren’t as good imo. however, all the positivity got sucked out of me when yann noped tf out after lucas came out to him bc WAY TO MISS THE POINT OF SKAM!!! and things went downhill after the director’s IT’S NOT DISNEYLAND IT’S FRANCE 2019 comment. i’m getting all upset just thinking about it, but to say *that*, to explain that horrendous decision bc lowkey homophobic reactions are realistic!!! only to THEN be all ‘haha jk yann isn’t homophobic! we just wanted you to *think* he was! he’s actually an awesome friend who took several days to reflect on all his past wrongdoings while his bff was at home having a nervous breakdown bc he believed his bff hated him!’ ughhhhhhhhh, miss me with that shit. great that they had yann apologizing for his past comments, but the way in which it was done was for pure shock value and angst, completely ooc for his character (all season he was all ‘tell me tell me tell me let me help let me help let me help’ only to do *that*?? nahh), and interesting how out of everyone the only black character was the only one with a negative reaction (remind you of anyone), highlighted even more during ep 7 aka the ott lucas coming out tour. then ep 8, that should have been 100% all lucas and eliott and building up to eliott’s manic episode suddenly had that weird random pov changing clip in the middle of it which truly wtf, basile was still basile, lucas thanked chloe for outing him, more scenes felt rushed, they had sex in school where people could come and go in front of huge windows in broad daylight and luckily didn’t get poisoned from licking all that paint! and i did not like the flatshare, i absolutely hated mika and lisa kicking lucas out of his room - which he pays rent for! - and manon not even trying to put up a fight, and them being like ‘roommate isn’t just a place, it’s a way of living. that’s a family, and you’re more like a cousin.’ ‘a second cousin.’ ughhhhhh and then when eliott was recovering from his depressive episode, they *still* didn’t give lucas his room back or at least let eliott stay there, he was sleeping on the couch, i’m aldjlajdafj. can’t believe i’m gonna say it, but TAKE NOTES FROM WTFOCK. tl;dr there were some good moments in the second half, but i was feeling bitter more often than not about certain things, so my enjoyment wasn’t as high as when it first started. and after watching druck, druck’s brand is definitely much more my style. plus, i was already struggling with making myself believe axel and maxence were in their teens, but after druck it’s completely impossible, so i just pretend they’re in college or something lol. all my issues with it aside, i’d still rate it higher than wtfock, bc overall the writing was better, more coherent, and made much more sense. i also liked lucas’ friendship with the girls; i loved that instead of copying the underwater kiss + 21:21 like some others have, they came up with their own thing i.e. polaris, which i thought was lovely; the lucas/manon crying in the middle of the night together in front of the tv was one of my fave scenes of the season; also love how we were introduced to eliott on the first week! and they spent time together! and specifically the piano playing scene, ohhhh; and in general elu are sweet and i reeeeally like axel and maxence and their friendship. so yeah, it had some major issues, but i’d rather have a coherent story with something done for shock value and drama ONCE than an incoherent story with several shock value moments.

* skam espana - sorry to hear you girls were disappointed! i only watched half of it, so i can only comment on what i saw. i decided to binge watch s1 and give s2 a shot when i heard they were giving cris isak’s story - it felt a bit weird to me, but it was also something different and new, and i did have an appreciation for their decision to have a wlw season (also much more revolutionary to me than showing a gay bashing), so i was intrigued and willing to try it. sadly i didn’t really vibe with s1? it’s totally a personal preference i think, maybe even a cultural thing idk, but it felt very fast and loud and hectic to me, idrk how to explain it. i was just more into the chill more lowkey vibe of druck and skamnl. but i still gave s2 a shot, and idk, it still wasn’t my cup of tea. i thought it was ok for the most part, but there were some things that bothered me - joana/cris felt underdeveloped to me? and things b/w them felt like they were moving so fast from the second they met, like jona was so intense and forward ALL THE TIME, they had like 6 almost kisses in a really short time, like shhh slow down. i remember disliking their ‘call your gf’ scene, it felt really petty and kinda mean to me? bc i felt like joana came on to cris *really* strongly and *very* frequently, so cris was more than entitled to feel hurt and betrayed when she found out joana had a bf, but then cris was kissing a dude and joana positioned herself and her bf in front of cris so she’d see them kissing too, and i just didn’t like bc seriously?? cris is valid, just apologize to her and explain?? idr much else tbh, they had some really cute and sweet scenes afterwards, i’m still against doing the underwater kiss + 21:21 so i was kinda meh about that (tho aesthetically speaking it was BEAUTIFUL, and i’m like, fiiiiine girls deserve an underwater kiss too, i’ll allow it just this once!), and that cuddling clip in ep 6 i think was sweet and the last one i watched. like i said, i was less vibing with this remake, and iirc it was going on during druck’s s3 and skamnl’s s2 - which were my faves, plus skamfr was on too i think and i was lowkey following it too, so….there was just too much all at once and something had to go, and it was skamesp. it was also around the time when panaphobia-gate happened, so *shrugs* i’m not wlw myself so your opinion on it being desexualized is probably more valid than mine? i just know when i did watch, there was a lot of kissing and making out and being cute and touchy with each other, so i thought it was ok? as i’ve mentioned before, i don’t need to see a naked butt or anything like that to *get* it lol, i thought they were lovely! but that’s just me. i will say that my faaaave part was most definitely the cris/amira friendship. they were so wonderful! one of the best skam friendships imo. i might one day go back and finish the season just for the heck of it, but they didn’t do anything major or highly offensive that made me have negative feelings towards it, it was just a personal preference + circumstances (too many remakes!) that made me be less into it and drop it before the end.

[primad0nna]

My Everything || Valk/Ela

Valkyrie and Ela oneshot in which Valk visits her beautiful girlfriend and asks her an important question. { written for my amazing gf @gay-for-iq <3 }

This post contains: Drug usage, mentions of NSFW content, and lotsa fluff

Her house smelled like weed, which wasn’t out of the ordinary. Getting high was a hobby of Ela’s and she admired it. It brought her back to the days where Valk and Ela would sit in Valkyrie’s backyard and share a blunt or two, giggling at anything and everything. On the weekends they’d always go out longboarding then at sunset they’d go to their favourite secluded spot by the lake, pull out a bong and smoke until the stars came out. Valk inhaled deeply and set her backpack on the kitchen table, a single rose in hand, exhaling with a grin on her face. There was loud music blaring from the speakers, the beat sounding familiar. Once she realized it was Run Wild by Thutmose she started grooving her way to the living room. Ela was playing the air guitar in her sports bra and PJ pants. It was cute; something nobody really gotta see.

“Having fun?” She raised an eyebrow at Ela, twirling the flower in her hand.

“Can’t hear you.” Ela replied back, still jamming to her song.

Ela was a free spirit off duty and also very creative. Every painting on Ela’s wall was made by either Ela herself or from one of her favourite painters. There was a particular painting Valkyrie liked. It had two naked girls painted on it in a very provocative pose Nobody else really knew it was the two of them except for her, Ela, and the artist. Everything in Ela’s house was different and very unique. She had a modern look but some of her shit was oddly shaped and that’s what she liked. Ela was very unique and once you really got to know her off duty, she was a beautiful human being... who could also punch your teeth in.

The way Ela moved was smooth and on beat. Valk liked to joke and say she could dance better than any other white girl she’s seen. That always ended with Ela chuckling and shaking her head. The song ended and the green haired girl paused her music. “You’re late, you know.” Ela raised an eyebrow, waltzing over to her girlfriend, taking the rose out of her hand.

“Sorry, babe, the florist, uh..” Valk scratched the back of her neck.

Oh god it was that beautiful smile Ela gave her when Valk did something small like this. It always made her heart flutter and her knees weak.

“Well, English wasn’t her first language. Let’s just leave it at that.” She could feel the hearts bubbling around her and her arms began shaking. This girl made her weak, as previously stated before, and her mind foggy. Ela was on her mind all day and sometimes she’d miss important details to missions just because her mind was elsewhere... But it was all worth it.

“Hm.” Ela let her playlist shuffle. 

Oh no.

I’ll Still Have Me by CYN started playing. It was such a beautiful song and she was surprised Ela even had it on her playlist. Ela must have stolen it from Valk’s playlist while she wasn’t looking. Sure Valk seemed like one of the boys but she did love her slow songs too. Valk offered a hand and persuaded her to dance with a sweet smile. Ela gladly took her hand and swayed to the beat. Valk looked deep into Ela’s eyes, sighing happily. Ela was her safe place and her home. She was her person. 

“I’m surprised your hair isn’t in that tiny ponytail.” Valk raised an eyebrow at her, admiring the messy hair she had. 

“Oh you missed it, darling, it was up for a little bit but it must’ve fallen out while I was napping.” Ela shrugged. 

“You look-”

“If you’re going to tell me I look beautiful, you’re going to get punched.”

“Well, I was going for ‘adorable’ but that works too.” Valk scrunched her nose. 

There it was; the chuckle and head shake. And just like that her knees felt like they were going to give out on her. Her hands were definitely shaking and she knew Ela could tell. Ela wrapped her arms around her girlfriend’s neck, head resting on her neck. You know, the typical slow dance. Valk placed her hands on Ela’s hips and buried her face into Ela. Every human being has their own scent and Ela’s was her favourite smell in the world. It was so comforting and it made her feel like everything was going to be okay.

For the time being it didn’t feel like time was going at all. These are the moments Valk loved. Having her girlfriend close to her and in such an intimate way just felt so right. 

I will see you in part of me and who I was back then If I don’t have you, at least I still have me. And if I don’t have you, at least I still have me.

“What’s the rose for?” Ela whispered, rubbing her finger on the stem and letting her thumb break off one of the thorns.

“Do you remember that promise I made about sending you a rose for everything I love about you?”

“You’re still adding on? I should at least have a 10 by now.”

“Two dozen, now, actually.”

“Hmm, then what’s today’s?”

“You feel my hands shaking? That’s because of your smile. I love the smile you give me when I say something stupid or romantic. Whenever you smile it’s like the heavens are telling me that it’s safe and the world will be all right.” Valk’s cheeks were a bright pink and she could feel it.

Ela’s head was filled with all the reasons she loved her and she could feel a smile creeping along her lips.

This first one is simple. I love your style. 

You’re unlike anyone I know and you’re your own person.

You don’t let anyone control you and you take charge when you feel like something could possibly fail.

You’re very creative and talented in the arts. I could never draw and I admire you when you’re painting. You’re so focused and determined to get your drawings just the way you want it.

You might be a professional soldier but you still pushed to keep your hair colour. That’s so beautiful.

You can handle yourself well.

This is a touchy one but even though your father didn’t favour you like he did Zofia, you still love him like he did and visit his grave when you can. Especially on Father’s Day.

Your skin is so soft and it’s so delicate. I could suck on your skin lightly and you’ll get a mark so easily. I’m surprised your concealer can cover up all the hickeys I’ve given you. That leads to my next five. I love the way you moan in my ear while I’m fucking you. I love how you whimper while I’m eating you out. I love when your legs shake afterwards and you walk like you’re drunk. I love your lips on mine and my skin. Most of all, I love how you whisper ‘I love you’ even when you’re out of breath.

I love how you we can laugh at scary movies together and how dumb people are. You know, because they haven’t had military training like we have. I’m pretty sure that person would be dead in minutes if they crossed us.

I love your face on Christmas when you open the gifts I picked out for you. You don’t take things for granted and it’s not about what I’ve gotten you. It’s the thought that counts and you appreciate every little thing.

I love the way your face lights up when your favourite artists post new projects.

This one might be odd but I love how you fight. The way you, well we, but it was mainly you, beat that dude’s ass at the bar for calling us faggots and abominations. That was hot. You are so strong.

You’re a great solider and your aim is impeccable.

You’re very independent and you don’t need me or anyone but you want us to stay.

You’re so good with kids when they approach you and ask you about your hair. It was cute when the little girl asked when the pictures were gonna appear on her skin and when her hair is going to turn green. Also how you interact with my little niece is adorable.

You don’t notice this one but when you really get focused on something you stick your tongue out and suck on your lips.

You always leave an extra tip to add on what I give. My favourite game we play is “Tip the Bill” and even then you do it.

You always offer the last hit even if I say ‘I’m done for now’. 

By the time Ela was done daydreaming about all the roses she has received, the song was over and Valk had taken her chin with her index finger and thumb and looked deep into her eyes. 

“You’re my world and my rock. Nothing could ever come between us. And now I think it’s time for you to know how I really feel.” Valkyrie placed a small kiss upon Ela’s lips.

“This has been the best 5 years of my life and I know I’ve said this before but I couldn’t be happier. You are so kind, badass, and just amazing. You’re everything I could ever ask for. I love you and all of your flaws. Everything has fallen into place just perfectly. We have gone through all the good and terrible. We might fight and it might get ugly at times but we always make sure to never go to bed upset. I hope you can forgive me for everything I have done, which I know you have already but it’s nice to know that you’ll say it, and every mean thing we have swapped to each other. And I am so very happy you got the house you’ve been eyeing for a while. It fits you well. You’re the woman of my dreams and my prayers have been answered.” Meghan knelt down on one knee and pulled out a ring from her jacket pocket, looking up at her girlfriend lovingly. “Elżbieta Bosak, will you make my last dream come true and be my wife?”

Ela gasped and turned a bright red, covering her mouth with one hand. She screamed and nodded her head. “Of course!” She exclaimed. This day couldn’t have gotten any better.

Valkyrie put the ring on her now fiancee’s finger and got up, cupping Ela’s cheek and kissing her deeply. A single happy tear streamed down Ela’s face as she kissed Valk just as passionately. It felt like her soul had left her body and burst into fireworks. Now it was Ela’s turn to feel weak in the knees. The rest of the night was spent watching movies and smoking as much weed as their lungs could handle. 

[serenagaywaterford]

Hello, I really don’t know who to talk to but I’m realizing I’m a lesbian after identifying as bisexual since 2016, I came out to my parents and they’re both supportive and happy for me. I’m a highschooler and it’s awkward being gay and no one knowing as ppl tease me to date my guy friends. Any tips or advice in general on being a lesbian? It’s still so weird to talk about but I wanna grow to be very open with my sexuality

Been there. (I used to insist I was straight (for YEAAAAARS I was with the same guy), then bisexual cos I thought I had to be since I was “straight” and not particularly conflicted about it for so long. So it’s a process and a journey getting here no matter what, and everyone takes different routes.) And I’ll be honest, you’re way ahead of the game already. Good for you and you should be proud and happy with yourself for being so self-aware and in touch with yourself. That takes a lot of insight and courage.

I think generally… people will say a lot of things but until you are comfortable being around your friends and family as yourself, it’s never going to be easy. It’s not easy when you’re out either but at least you’re not stuck hiding who you are and adding that level of tension to every interaction. To be honest, I was never particularly comfortable with myself. Not even when I got married to another woman. (My issues with the institution of marriage aside…) But in my job I basically am forced to come out daily to complete strangers, constantly, with the words “my wife”. It gets way, way easier and I’m lucky enough to be in a place and a position that affords me that freedom. Not everyone is.

Are the people teasing you your friends? I mean, high school fucking sucks. I don’t even care how people want to romanticise it after the fact, or in media, or whatever. Even the best experiences are littered with a bunch of drama. We’re all idiots in high school and we all treat our friends like shit half the time, even our best friends. I didn’t have a bad time in high school. In fact, I’d say it was pretty good overall. (I wouldn’t do it again, mind you.) But still, the shit you put up with from friends is just excessive, and also the shit you give friends–or at least the shit I gave my friends lol. It’s just so… ugh.

So, I mean, without knowing much more about the situation, I would confide in my good friends. Unless, for some reason that endangers you in some way. And yes, unlike some hardcore people, I do think social ostracization in high school is damaging. I don’t buy into the whole “Well, if they don’t like it fuck them, all you need is you!” cos that’s bullshit. You DO need friends in high school, even if they’re not perfect friends, even if you won’t stay friends with them in a few years. Having social support is incredibly important and to be alienated completely is lonely and leaves you vulnerable, and you miss out on stuff too. I mean, if your friends are complete total assholes, then by all means, drop them cos that won’t help and you may be better off alone, but if they’re only sort of annoying, well… That’s life, lol. Until you get out of the fishbowl of high school and people being to calm the fuck down about every tiny drama, there aren’t a lot of options. I found my best friends annoying af sometimes, and some of them had views on certain subjects that fucking pissed me off. But hey, at the end of the day, we still got along and had a bond, and worst came to worst almost all of them would be there for me, and me for them, despite some differences.

Are those the type of friends you have? Or do you think your friends would turn on you if you confided in them?

It’s so lonely to hold onto a secret like that, and constantly put up with what I’m sure they think is harmless teasing about boys. It can hurt you, and god, it’s fucking irritating on top of everything else. And, I hate to say this, but that sort of thing NEVER ENDS. It gets less and less, but I’m literally married to a woman for like 2 years now and a dude friend of ours just last week asked us if maybe we both just hadn’t found the right men yet. And on the subject of sex, he said, “Well, how do you know if you haven’t tried it?” to my wife. Interestingly, she is not a gold star and knows very well what hetsex is like (she fucking HATES it on every imaginable level), but she’s just never volunteered that information for public consumption. Still, as you can see, you’ll always have stupid imbecile friends who say stupid ass comphet shit to your face, even when you are blatantly a lesbian. Unfortunately, it one of those things you just have to… learn to deal with. I hate that we must.

I know that’s not exactly helpful or hopeful, but it’s reality. So these dumb friends of yours, maybe they’re not doing it to be hurtful or annoying, they just genuinely think you like boys. There’s only really one solution to get them to stop (and even that isn’t going to be a guarantee) and that’s to come out to them–only if you can. Tell them how it makes you feel. Share with them what you’ve said to me. It’s hard enough to exist as a lesbian right now, let alone having to hide and be shamed for it. Friends should get that. But all of them may not… 

I had one friend who was super open with her “sexuality” (she’s an attention whore, lbr.) who, when I told her finally that I think I wanted a girlfriend, she was super supportive. Then when the group of them were going to a gay club, I said I’ll tag along and she told me no. And her exact words: “You look too straight. Nobody will talk to you and I don’t want people to think I’m straight too.” (SHE IS STRAIGHT, just for the record. But she likes to steal girls’ boyfriends by doing threesomes, pretending to be into girls, threesomes, and poly, and then manipulating the boys into dumping their gfs. She also likes to breakup girlfriends just to prove she can. She has NEVER been in a relationship with a woman, only breaks lesbian couples up and then fucks off. She tried it with me and my girlfriend once. Nice friend. Just so we all know what she’s like.)

Note: These were my high school friends, and I was in my mid-20s at this point. We’d been friends for over a decade. And they still said shit like that. (And I mean, in some way, I get it cos when we’d go out to non-gay spots I’d get picked up by men CONSTANTLY, and women never looked at me that way. It was super aggravating.)

Which, it turns out, was her way of saying “You’re competition and I don’t want you around.” (and she’s obsessed with stereotypes), cos when I started going to gay clubs and parties with other friends who weren’t douchebags about it, NOBODY judged me like that. And I remember meeting my wife for the first time and telling her that story and she was just like “WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR FRIENDS?! You do look super straight but I like you and I’m super gay”. And then she took me to a lesbian bar, and I didn’t change a thing about myself, and was picked up by all sorts of girls, and really hit it off with the cutest butch girl I’ve ever seen to this day. (It didn’t end up going anywhere but still, it was nice to learn that sometimes your friends are just insecure assholes.) It really is dependent on who they are, where you live, etc. etc. And those are only things you know. I can’t comment on what the best course of action is without knowing the nitty gritty.

SO, that’s a long way of saying, people suck. Even your friends sometimes. It’s going to be difficult for a while as you weed those sorts of people out of your life. Being an open lesbian is rocky, especially at first when everything is sorta all over the place. But it does settle down, and you make better friends. And since your parents are supportive that is a HUGE hurdle you don’t have to deal with, which is absolutely AMAZING :) It’s so nice to hear.

But if you’re not able to come out and get support IRL, that’s fine too. My advice is what you’ve already done :) Come online and reach out to older lesbians. They’re the ones with the experience. If it wasn’t for the older lesbians in my life (either online or IRL that I met, including my wife), I’d be so much more insecure. I would probably still be walking around feeling a lot of shame, embarrassment, anxiety, shyness, confusion, etc. 

But there’s something comforting about talking with women who have lived the same struggles, and hear about all the paths they all took and the ways they’ve dealt with specific issues. And they’re generally more calm, more realistic, and more compassionate than other baby dykes who aren’t in a privileged, secure position yet. Not that there is anything wrong with bonding with others of the same age. That is also INCREDIBLY important because those experiences will directly reflect your own, and there’s built-in support with peers. The things older lesbians have been through may not translate as well for you. A lot of us didn’t have the same pressures of social media, etc. But we also didn’t have the same online resources available either. So, it’s an interesting balance. I will say my friendship with my best friends from university (one is a lesbian too, one is straight as an arrow but a huge ally) are just as important cos age is a factor.

You can get insight from older women, but you need peer bonds too.

Online I think is very important nowadays, especially when you’re not able to go to spaces like gay clubs and bars yet. And surround yourself with positive lesbian representation. If that whole soft cottagecore thing does it for you, keep that in your orbit. But also never be ashamed or fearful of the sexual part of your sexuality. Just like it’s natural to romantically love women, it’s natural for lesbians to physically love them too. 

I feel like as toxic overall as tumblr is, there are corners of it that have been incredibly supportive and nurturing even to me. Especially lesbian positivity blogs and women’s arts, etc. Poetry written by lesbians is beautiful and inspiring to me. It’s a whole genre I had no idea existed, and that has given me a great deal of peace because I can finally relate to words. Music, written and performed by gay and bisexual women is the same. It may seem trivial or cheesy, but it’s powerful to hear about women like you in songs. I have to say Mary Lambert, for one example, helped so much. I remember listening to Alix Olson in secret too when I was much younger (maybe that should have been something of a hint to myself, lol.) King Princess and Girl In Red are current faves, Saara Aalto, Shura and Brandi Carlile are a constant faves I always love (not that I even knew that about Brandi’s sexuality til recently cos I apparently live under a fucking rock lol), but I have whole lists now and it’s wonderful to have taht access. 

When you’re all alone, seeking out lesbian musicians and writers can make so much difference in easing that isolation, and confusion, and fear. They speak to you and about us, as a whole. It’s affirming and less lonely.

Same goes for well-written fanfiction. Things that avoid the drama of fandom (cos there’s so much drama even when you have canon f/f pairings), because fandom is really just microcosms of society at large with all the same morons in it. But fanfic was such an escape where I could learn and explore all the things that most everywhere wouldn’t show me. TV shows touched on it (especially back 10 years ago there was like nothing), but fanfic made it real.

Even when you’re feeling secure, I think it still helps to have all the representation we can, and just… you know, revel in it.

Do not watch porn. Don’t. It’s awful and horrible and not at all realistic. A well-written fanfic by actual gay or bi women is way more helpful. Avoid porn at all costs. It will never teach you anything your body doesn’t already know about how to be with a woman (although I’m sure for you this isn’t a pressing concern at the moment). I just know that I made the mistake of it, and also stupid ass magazine/how to articles. Ignore ALL that junk. When you get a girlfriend there’s only ONE thing you need to know how to do, and that is communicate honestly. Everything else falls easily into place.

When you say it’s so weird to talk about it, I feel that. It took me YEARS to even really be able to comfortably say the word, especially in relation to myself. That feeling will pass. It’ll take time and don’t push yourself into any sort of thing you’re not ready for. You’ll feel weird about it probably, and that’s on society, not you. “Lesbian” still does have a stigma attached to it that a lot of people are afraid of or dismissive of. Just… try your best to tune that out. That’s all you can do. You’ll feel comfortable eventually. :) Give it time. You’re already doing well. The fact you can say it to me, even as anon, is beautiful.

You’ll be very open one day if that’s what you want and being a lesbian, and being seen as one, will be second nature. I mean if I think about myself at 20 and now, there’s a very big difference. I used to shy away from so many things, and dress particular ways to avoid things, now I’m definitely not giving nearly as many fucks. Also, I’ll say here that I own a bar. It’s not a gay bar, but almost every day we’re open, at least one lesbian couple will come in. And honestly my heart grows so big and warm every single time. (Gay men come in too, ofc.) But there’s something particularly ecstatic in me that I get to see that everyday. (I don’t actually have many gay friends at all.) I love the openness and acceptance and comfort. And I love telling people there that I own it with my wife, and see people’s faces light up. (Some don’t… but, meh, that’s real life too. I’ve had a few shitty fucking people come in too.) There are a lot more lesbians and bi girls around than we probably know. :)

You are not alone. Even if it’s only talking to people online, you’re never alone. 

And never get discouraged that other people seem to having an easier or better time at it. Everyone moves differently, and for some it is easier, some it’s way more difficult but that doesn’t mean you need to pressure yourself, or change. I took my way exceptionally slowly and awkwardly, but ya get there eventually if you surround yourself with genuine people.

It sounds cliche but it does get easier talking about yourself as a lesbian as long as you surround yourself with positive lesbian content/people, and it takes practice (sometimes a lot of it as I’ve learnt), especially dealing with internalized stuff. But you’ll get there. You’re still super young and you have so much ahead. :D

I don’t have specific personal advice about how to handle it all in high school cos I didn’t have to deal with that. Just that there’s a whole world outside high school, even though it may not feel that way sometimes. If you’re in a small town or in a country where it’s not accepted, you’ll have a harder time finding love but it is ALWAYS possible, somehow. Never feel like there is nobody at all. There is. There’s some cute, hot, smart, interesting girl somewhere that will be into you as much as you’re into her. It’s just a matter of time til you find each other. If nothing else, in the mean time, you can form friendships and bond with people online in various ways.

I wish somebody had told me in my teen years that it’s possible to be in love with a woman, that I’m going to kiss girls one day and suddenly everything else is going to make sense and feel right after so long of things not quite fitting together, that it’s just as possible to be fulfilled with a woman as it is with a man. I wish someone would have told me I’d be loved by a woman in ways that nothing else would ever match. That I’d touch women and feel at peace with myself, and being intimate with them will change my whole life, and it’s something I was meant to do and feel. That loving women will help me love myself in a way that I never realised, and that just goes back and forth forever cos if you love yourself, loving other people is so much easier. And not to fight that cos I’m too scared to face the not so nice parts about being out. Bad shit is gonna happen no matter what, but better stuff will make up for it. I wish someone had told me that “lesbian” isn’t a bad word (I grew up with a lot of homophobia everywhere, including my family), and that I will cringe when people call me that initially but that should force myself to use it at first, cos it’ll get way better and feel right the sooner that happens. It is what I am, and I can’t avoid it forever. Own it. Cos as soon as you do, the sooner they can’t use it against you the same way anymore. But nobody said any of that to me.

And never, ever let anybody ever guilt, shame, manipulate, or pressure you into anything you don’t feel is right for you or your body. You’ll feel it deep down what you want and need, and what you don’t want and don’t need. Don’t ignore that. Don’t let anybody talk, guilt, scare, or shame you out of that. It may be hard but you already seem very strong and self-aware.

You’re not thinking wrong, you’re not made wrong. There’s a lot of that around in our society and lesbophobia is very alive still, everywhere. 

You don’t need to find the “right man”. Ever. There’s no perfect high school boyfriend waiting for you if you’re a lesbian. There’s a girlfriend waiting for you. More than one, probably! You’ll love many women throughout your life and they’ll return it back to you. You’ll have friends that love you and support you. And when you say, “I’m a lesbian” it’ll roll off your tongue as easily as your name. Or your wife’s name. :) And you won’t feel any twinges of awkwardness or shame.

I wish you nothing but love and kindness, anon. Xx

And, also, anybody can ask me anything, btw. I generally really fucking suck with advice but my askbox is always here, if anybody needs it.

[icarus-showmethemoon]

3, 6, 16, 19, 23, 34, 37, 46, 50, 51, 53, 57, 59 (for ALL of them), 63, 66, 69, 70, 71, 76, 80, 81-89, 90, 94, 95, 96, sorry

oof lmao

3. what is your favorite part about your body?

my l e g s asdfghjk ive got gorgeous legs and thighs that could break necks

6.are you more femme or butch?

definitely butch tbh

16.have you ever been a part of a protest or a march?

not as of yet

19. already answered xx in front

23. who’s your closest tumblr friend?

uhhh

you, cel, em, or aaron, tho im getting pretty close to elena too id say lol (she might not agree yeet)

34. already answered lol but ill give another ig uhh a song that makes me happy is the gerard way and ray toro version of  Happy Together

37. something you fantasize about

non-sexually, i mostly just imagine conversations that wont happen. idk. not a lot goes on in my head besides sex

46. do you prefer to date people the same age as you, younger, or older?

my age or within two years either direction tbh

50. how can someone win your heart?

make me feel safe and valuable and im yours tbh

51. already answered and no

53. would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?

yeah

57.what would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?

 id probably tease them about it lol im not really the jealous type

59. does the person you have feelings for right now know you do?

my bf knows and three of them miiiight know, the other def doesnt

63. three things that turn you on.

keeping it relatively pg, neck kisses, hair pulling, and the V of hips asdfghj

66. who was your celebrity/fictional gay awakening?

halle berry both as storm and catwoman because like....... fu c k

69. do you tend to like more masculine, feminine, or androgynous girls?

im obviously very dumb bc i answered the wrong question last time lol

i tend to like masculine girls and feminine guys tbfh

70. are you good at flirting?

hell yes i am

especially irl

71. already answered. my ex gf

76. do you fall in love easily?

i develop crushes really easy but none so strong that id call them love. its really hard for me to fall in love

80. what is your “type?”

i dont really have a type

i like submissives and bottoms lol

81. already answered lol her fall asleep

82.tall girls or short girls?

short girls are c u t e

83. hugs or kisses?

kisses

84.twirl her around or get twirled?

twirl her!!!!!!!! sweep her off her feet and spin her around!!!!

85. tummy kisses or thigh kisses?

hgggghhhh thig,,,,,,hhhh,,,,,,,fuck,,,,,,,,

86. neckkk

87.play with her hair or stroke her tummy?

play with hair!!! pet!!! stroke!!! soft!!!

88.making out or soft kisses?

soft kisses but all over 

89. hugs around the neck or hugs around the waist?

waist

90.how confident are you in your sexuality?

Too lol im far too confident in my sexuality and sex appeal

94. most embarrassing thing you’ve done in front of a cute girl?

TRIPPED AND THEN STARTED STUTTERING ASDFGHJ KILL ME

95.do you have a favorite lesbian ship? is it canon?

god i dont know i just love lesbians

there are two girls at my church that i ship really hard tho

96.what is the most aggravating thing someone has said to you about your sexuality

that its not real and im just being a special snowflake like,,,,,, g o d shut UP