#all of these are rotting my brain i am not ok about minecraft people

[crunchycrystals]

every single life series winner has had a banger ending line. doesn't matter if you're a mean gill or a bad boy or a neighbor or a clocker. scar i'm sorry i don't feel good. how did the guy with no friends win. i guess i forgive you after all. and perhaps my favorite, that is the fast and furious franchise summed up in 8 simple episodes

[gaywiththesauce]

Hi hello sorry it’s not Wednesday anymore BUT. I remember you saying at one point that you were listening to your Giyuu playlist? (am I remembering right?) and I’m. so unbelievably normal and was wondering what your top 5 songs you associate with Giyuu are. Or top 10. Or top one million. Ok thank you sorry goodbye again_(:3 」∠)_

Hi Rose👋!! welcome back to my dropbox lmao

okok so so I don't remember saying that but it's totally possible that I did. I think about blorbo a lot so I think I mentioned it

These won't be very descriptive because many of the songs are just related to emotions or specific scenarios so you'll have my 4am ramblings. lil warning, I'm a swiftie, but I have a variety of other different music tastes too. here's my top 20ish because I'm obsessed with my blorbo Giyuu Tomioka the Queen

Telephones by Vacations - "my thoughts are crawling, you're all I see" "wherever I go, you'll always be next to me" has massive brain rot energy :) he only sees his love(s) everywhere

Verbatim by Mother Mother - I kinda perceive Giyuu as someone that doesn't conform to gender norms (totally not projecting) but he would totally be unapologetic for his expression. maybe a lil oblivious but not sorry

First Love/Late Spring by Mitski - the lyrics speak for themselves of anxiety that he can't love anyone else because he's too scared to lose them. "please, hurry, leave me, I can't breathe. please don't say you love me."

Long Live (TV) by Taylor Swift - this song is specifically for my fantasy prince/knight au I made and fully fleshed out with Minecraft building and shit. the idea of happy fluffy marriage makes me giggle

Gilded Lily by Cults - self explanatory. sad song. "haven't I given enough?" "always the fool with the slowest heart" (help please he has the slowest heart because his way of communicating isn't verbal and only a very select few understand-)

Daylight by Taylor Swift - "I once believed love would be burning red, but it's golden, like daylight" kyogiyuu energy, first impression of Kyojuro's "burning red" but it turns out he's a soft "golden"

Screaming by CHVRCHES - beautiful song. it talks about the past and how time has been stolen. not knowing what side of the coin you're on and if it's wrong or not. good vibes song to look out the window to

New Year's Day by Taylor Swift - SUCH A GOOD MESSAGE SONG! it's all about the tranquility that comes with love and life, how the couple would be there for not just the fun moments but the calm or hard or maybe boring moments. also "please don't ever become a stranger whose laugh I could recognize anywhere"

Money by The Drums - Giyuu would totally want to give back to the world he believes he's stolen from (he's still alive, which is something that he stole from others-) but he has nothing else to give other than hard training and killing demons, saving people when he can

Open Your Eyes by Snow Patrol - this one I can't really explain. the build up and release just kinda speaks for itself. it's cathartic and makes you want to jump up and down and rip an air guitar

Don't Let Go by The Ghost Club - "I'm falling off the edge but you never ever let go" another relationship one! who woulda guessed? again, love that lasts because love is not all sunshine. it rains and pours and you have to get an umbrella. very fun to listen to!

The Mute by Radical Face - this was shown to me by a beautiful moot when my one ficlet reminded them of it. it makes sense! "if you only listen with your ears, you can't get in [my head]" (your fic today reminded me of this song too and i listened to it again after reading tehe)

Nightmares by CHVRCHES - "Another poem designed for revenge. Now I'm living a nightmare again, and it won't end.

Black Out Days by Phantogram - gives me remembering Sabito vibes. So painfully thinking of him but trying to forget him and keep that part of his mind away from now but it doesn't want to stay away. He isolates himself from his memories that he "[doesn't] even recognize [Sabito's] face"

I miss you, I'm sorry by Gracie Adams - it's less of the lyrics and more the vibes. i just kinda really like this song. "I still love you, I promise" to Sabito---

Become the Warm Jets by Current Joys - listen listen ok hear me out: slow song, sad voice, sad song, Giyuu-themed? totally feel canon with "All my life is just something I can't ignore."

A Soulmate Who Wasn't Meant to Be by Jess Benko - wow. sad angst sad song about regret because wow. just angst.

Young by Vacations - dissociation central. not knowing how things are moving and wanting things to be right and okay. that childhood innocence of want everything (read: Sabito) to be his

i love you by Billie Eilish - Giyuu being in denial of everything. How could Kyojuro say that he loves him? How could he open up so easily to Kyo? "the smile that you gave me even when you felt like dying" FFUCCK

Dress by Taylor Swift - this is that song when the pairing finally gets together after a 20K slow burn. smiles. "Carve your name into my bedpost 'cause I don't want you like a best friend."

A Love Song by Ladyhawke - happy upbeat love song. Imagine running through a crowd, holding hands, laughing and giggling as Kyo pulls Giyuu along to show him something he's excited about

I didn't mean for this to be this long (this was originally 10) but now you have 2/3 of my Giyuu playlist! I accidentally deleted my Giyuu playlist like four months ago so I'm building from the ground up unfortunately😭

I hope this satisfies your curiosity! Enjoy listening if you do!

[evilrat-sabre]

I AM NOT A IJEVIN FAN OK

Idk some times I have to reiterate tha I am not a Ijevin fan, like don't get me wrong, I think he is a funny man, His content is fun and I appreciate he like I do with every other hermit, but I am not a Ijevin FAN. I just for some reason post a lot about him, I love doing wordbuilding about Minecraft and I LOVE doing the word building about slimes and for some reason every single time I open twitter he is there feeding my brain rot and then I go "Lets talk about this in my Tumblr page" then I print it, post it with a funny comment that doesn't really transmit the emotional angst that I am in that moment and BOOM!

Its my mostly interacted post of all time not only on Tumblr but in the entire internet. The first two weeks of that post was notification hell, now its less but I can't go two days without interaction in that post and knowing the atemporal way the Tumblr works, I fear that I will never really forget that post.

And then I reposted another twitter post of him, because I don't learn with my actions

Thankfully it didn't explode like the other, but its more Ijevin notification in my normally dead Tumblr (I like it not being so dead, but why Ijevin of all people?!?)

And I will not talk about the fact that the first Hermitcraft fanart I posted this year was Ijevin because I can't control myself

we do not talk about the pony to (I will gaslight the entire internet and myself that it don't exist, even if it still open in my page for everyone to see)

I know its a hole I dig myself, but you don't understand the dread that comes in my soul because of Ijevin

Yes I will happily engage in headcanon discussion about him

Yes I will draw him, because of all blorbos he is literally a blorbo and easy as fuck to draw

And yes I will repost Ijevin twitter posts here because I think its funny how this man just give lore in a silver plate there

But I am not a Ijevin fan thank you very much

(I miss Welsknight, sir I am starving)

[xtrippydragonx]

About Me

Why am I doING THIS FUCK HOW DO YOU WRITE THESE

Uhhh sup, y’all can call my Casey or Rex. I’m 21 (birthday is May 29th), a woman, and I like to draw and play vidya gamez. I’m also autistic so if I ever seem awkward in an interaction, that’s probably why lmao. Most of my blog consists of the stuff you’d typically expect on a tumblr blog; funny posts and fandom stuff. It is also worth noting that as I am an adult, this blog will occasionally contain content with adult themes.

This blog is basically just for my niche interests/hyperfixations and random shit. On this blog, you’ll find (almost exclusively reblogged) content for the following:

Corpse Bride (I’m most known for this hyperfixation)

Popee the Performer

Pokèmon

Doki Doki Literature Club (Yuri IS best girl and I WILL fight you in a Denny’s parking lot over this)

Breath of the Wild (Yes my favorite champion is Mipha, no I am not ok)

Danganronpa (mostly V3 but sometimes the other games as well)

Warrior Cats (Runningnose is my favorite character)

Minecraft

Left 4 Dead

Criminal minds

Here’s some other things I’m interested in but either haven’t really had a chance to dive into, or aren’t hyperfixations:

Kid Icarus: Uprising

Tales From Moominvalley (I’m also somewhat interested in The Moomins Return!)

Beastars

ENA

Payday (the second game, specifically)

Bojack Horseman

The Walten Files

Harmony and Horror

Five Nights at Freddy’s

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

SCP Foundation

Sally Face

Poppy Playtime (wanna be clear that no, I do not support the creators morally and have no plans to support them financially- but the game is cool and the talent that the devs put into it is worth acknowledging!)

Avatar: The Last Airbender

Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure (I’ve only watched the anime tho so I’m currently clueless abt anything past Stone Ocean lmao)

The Blacklist

One Piece (RIP Ryunosuke ;-; I promise that’s not a spoiler lmao)

Zombieland Saga

My ask box is always open! Whether you wish to discuss theories or opinions about a shared fandom, get to know me better, or anything else, you’re always welcome to send something my way! I love and am honored when people are interested in my ramblings, so never worry that you’re bothering me or anything, I promise you’re not.

Sometimes you’ll occasionally see some random tags on a post I’ve rebloged. This is a guide to what they mean!

‘Favs’: my favorite posts! Sometimes they’re fandom related, sometimes I just think they’re funny.

‘S.I’: stands for “self indulgent”, it’s basically a tag of me being thirsty for fictional characters (mostly Victor Van Dort). Fair warning, a good portion of it is NSFW because I have brain rot and need to be banished to the shadow realm bc horny jail isn’t enough for me anymore.

‘Answered asks’: every ask I’ve answered, compiled under a tag for your convenience! If you’re interested in my thoughts/opinions/theories/etc about corpse bride, this tag is a good place to start.

‘Might come in handy’: things that I want to save incase I need them later. Mostly drawing references/tutorials, but there’s some other things scattered about this tag as well.

‘Vent tag’: A tag where I can reblog posts with ideas or feelings I strongly relate to; I tag all my negative reblog posts with this. It will likely contain themes of depression, anxiety, trauma, suicidal ideation, etc. If this sort of content is a trigger, I would recommend blacklisting this tag.

‘A hot original on tungle dot hellsite’: all of the posts that I’ve made! This tag is a WIP so bear with me lol.

Also, please note that I am only human, and, again, autistic. This means that I may sometimes say or do the wrong thing. If I do this, it is probably because of human error, rather than malice. Please assume this is the case and let me know so I can correct my mistake. I try to make sure I don’t reblog from anyone sketchy but sometimes I can’t find a post anywhere else so if that occurs, reblogging does NOT equal endorsement here!!

Whelp, that’s about all I can think of for now. I’ll probably update this post as time goes on! Thanks a lot for reading; I hope you enjoy your visit to my little corner of the internet! Stay as long as you need, traveler /ᐠ๑•ω•ᐟ\ฅ

[lamp-official]

I wrote a story, and its not my fault that it turned out this way. its about 1:45 in the morning, which isnt that early, but its early enough that my brain cells have migrated to somewhere else. sorry for the spelling errors, and let me know if you want me to write more of this story.

Once upon a fork, there was a batch of butter cooking in the oven. Naturally, all the flakes of candy wrappers were jealous of the butter. It sat in the finest pie tin of them all. Once it was done cooking, it got out of the oven to go harvest the fish. On its way to the basement of the dentist’s office, it saw a potato, who immediately stopped butter for a question. “If you have only one eye and you close it, is it blinking or winking?” Butter was immediately confused, but decided to continue this strange conversation. “Well, how many eyes do you have?” the potato looked him in the eyes and said “This week? the usual.” Butter shrugged off this strange conversation and continued on his way to the basement of the dentist’s office to harvest the fish.

    “So, how do I harvest fish?” butter thought to himself. “You know, I should really know how to do this, especially since this has been my job for the past 30 years.” the cat was at the berry bushes smelling the flowers, as all reptiles do in the winter. that was strange, because it was mid summer. butter was having a boring day, so he decided to join the cat in smelling the flowers. “SMELL.” said butter. “SMELL” eventually, butter decided two and a half hours of yelling the word “smell” at a flower was enough, and he got back to his walk to the job he still doesn’t know what to do.

    Once butter had arrived at his work, (for the first time in 30 years,) he pulled out the fish harvesting handbook, gifted to him by his boss who was too lazy to teach him how to do his job, or do anything but pay him and commit tax fraud. Butter opened the book. “A Guide to Fish Harvesting. Step one: Make sure you have the freshly killed fish all lined up on hooks on a string.” Butter looked at the actual fish, which were now rotted bones. “then take the first two layers of skin off of the fish” “already taken care of” butter thought to himself. “dig a hole in the concrete, and set the first two layers of skin on top of the pile of dug up concrete.” “well, I can scrape of the first two layers of bones off with a potato peeler if that helps” thought butter. “Now, remove the rain from the clouds, and water the empty hole you dug up. The more rain, the better the harvesting season is. for the people in animal crossing, not you, you dumbass.” “Might as well make something better for the people in animal crossing” thought butter as he lowered the clouds with his google assistant. “now that you have the clouds to water the holes, take the rest of the fish, and feed it to yoda.” “Whos yoda?” asks butter, who soon realizes who yoda is after looking at a pile of bones next to a dog sized water bowl and empty food bowl. “please note that yoda needs feeding daily.” “well its a bit late for that, says butter as he flips the page. he sees more steps, but decides to be done for the day “when you complete your task, record a 30 second video of what you did and submit it to me on google classroom. Dont worry, I will make sure NOT to mark it as “onion.” Butter looks at the mess that was made by the books instructions, and climbs the elevator to get back upstairs.

    The dentist looks at butter when he comes upstairs, and askes why he was there, to which butter responds with “shut the fuck up gordan ramsay, your giving me a head cavity. I work here.” “WELL I DONT LIKE YOUR LAMB CHOPS. NEGATIVE 300 OUT OF TEN GORDAN POINTS.” yells gordan. “now if you’ll excuse me, im off to do better things you panini head.” before butter completely walks out of the door, he turns back and asks gordan why he is a dentist if he always eats food and yells at it like a phsychotic judgemental butt head. like, its common sense that dentists dont eat, right? “well…” gordan is stumbling over his words. “well… well… I… I…” he is getting visibly nervous. “fine! you got me! i replace teeth with long term turnips! is that really so bad?” “it actually is” butter responds “you know teeth trafficking is highly illegal and tasty? I mean gross? I mean, I dont stay up til 3 AM watching random ass shit on youtube, YOU stay up til 3 AM watching random ass shit on youtube!” “That might be a personal problem” says gordan as he pushes out butter with a broom. “CURSE YOU PERRY THE PLATYPUS!!!!!” yells butter as he is being kicked out.

    Butter is back outside, and he is melting on a frying pan that is on the sidewalk. he sees some eggs walk his way and he thought they were going to join the party, but they walked into a cake bakery instead. He didnt notice them every coming back out, but he assumed they just went out the back or something. After telling his google assistant to turn down the weather so he could become a solid again, he walked to the library and asked if the librarian knew where any good cooking books were. the librarian directed him to the exit, because eating was not tolerable there, as she was a dentist in her spare time. butter threw a box of marbles at the librarian, and told her that she should try eating thoses, and they help with digestion if she ever wanted to try eating. butter walked out of the library and told his google assistant to load up some headphones, but then butter was reminded that he doesnt know where his ears are or how he even hears things. he decides that he will go to get some dirt colored, textured and tasting gold, because he wanted to buy something nice and expensive.

    As butter walked into the jewelery store, he noticed a sign saying “no robux accepted, and if youre gonna rob us, dont take my jacket. My mom will be mad.” an employee immediatly went up to him and asked what he wanted. Butter explained what he wanted, but later changed his mind and asked if he could have a cookie. the cookies were only for good boys, and butter qualified. sort of. he got a cookie. he went out to the bus stop to wait for his bus. butter wanted to play minecraft while he was waiting for his bus, but he forgot his phones password. he decided that he would just guess. he clicked random numbers, and his phone said “good enough” and let him in. he played minecraft, and inside the game, he tamed a villager and taught it how to download and play minecraft easily with a google assistant. 

    Butter got off at his stop to go to the fish store. He thought he might as well try to figure out the rest of his job while he was figuring out what his job was. He bought some freshly killed fish, and returned to the basement of the dentists office, and greeted gordan ramsay by placing a pair of cards from cards against humanity on gordans face. he walked downstairs and repeated everything from before. he lined up the fish on a hook, took off the first two layers (still with a potato peeler) he dug the concrete, put the fish skin on the pile of concrete and put rain it the hole. he still decided that he could help the animal crossing community, so he activated his google assistant. He looked at yoda, and just piled up the rest of the fish on him. now, he was moving onto some new steps. “pour 1 cup of flour into the rain water” butter grabbed flour, and sprinkled it all over the water. he got a little on yoda, but thats ok. “chop the concrete so that it is done medium well. Speaking of medium, make sure to grab an extra medium bag of dog food for yoda.” butter gets a knife, and gets the extra medium bag of dog food and puts it in yoda’s bones. if gordon comes down here, he’d have quite the snack. dead fish, dog food, AND bones! “once you have done all of that, make some lemonade. hold a “lemonade stand.” essentially, what you need to is charge people 85 dollars to enter a drawing to win some lemonade. then, pretend that you have given someone the prize, but dont actually give anyone anything. go drink some lemonade, and go on a vacation, paid for by your boss.” butter looks at the book in disbelief, and talks to his boss for the first time in thirty years, and he confirms it. Butter is going on vacation! 

[atomiccryptid]

TWs for s/icidal thoughts (meantioned), mild mostly undescribed gore, and death (he gets better dw)

Also its Long

Ok so my minecraft character’s name is Goul. He’s named that because my minecraft username if goulkid and i have no naming abilities, despite naming myself. I am depating making him trans for the sole reason of his deadname would be double-dead and its funny to me.

Goul was inspired by three seperate things at once, which ended up becoming his core personality. Since he’s a character mostly for mild roleplaying, hes mostly fleshed out later. The first thing was obviously his name, and as such he is a zombie. The second thing is my absolutly amazing idea for a shop, Beats&Beets, for all your beetroot and music disc needs. The third thing was my unstoppable love for angst. I tried to make him an ok backstory, but the little angst gremlin that lives in my head said no.

His backstory(summarized because the full thing is nearly two full pages) is that he was a beet farmer in a kingdom that has since been lost to time. He lived with his family, which was his mother, father, two sisters, and three brothers. He was the third oldest with one sister and one brother older than him. Their names don’t really matter because he’s forgotten mostly everything about his first life anyways.

Goul loved farming beetroot because it was repetitave and easy. The only thing he didn’t like about his farm was his night chores, which consisted of him going out to the shed and grabbing wood for the overnight fire. It normally went well, up until the day he was ambushed by a zombie while in the shed. He tried to fight back, but he was bitten on his left forearm. To this day, his left arm is weak and he barely uses a shield because of that.

Goul screamed so loud that his family heard. He saw his younger sister peek out of the window and get yanked away by his mom. He knows that she saw him, though.

He spent the entire night in the shed, fighting off the venom from the bite. He couldnt move and couldnt fight, but fortunatly the zombie had wandered off early into the night. As the sun rose, his father came out, said “I’m sorry” and locked the shed door. He stayed there for two weeks as the infection slowly worked its way to his brain. His skin had already gone green and he was fighting off instincts by the time the door opened again.

In the doorway was his friend, the village cleric, who had been gone healing a neighboring zombie infestation. Goul was still aware enough to look up at his friend, but he couldn't talk and instead grumbled. His friend tried to heal him to the best of his ability, but the most he managed was healing his consciousness, as Goul hadn’t completely died yet. Unfortunatly, as his body had been zombified for weeks, it was resistant to change. His skin went from a deep green to a pale green and he stopped smelling of rotting flesh, but that was where his healing stopped.

His family disowned him. They knew he was still the same person, but they didnt trust that his controll over his instincts would hold. So, Goul wandered. He went from town to town, kingdom to kingdom. He stayed with his friend for a stretch, but after an incident with an angry human and a sword, Goul left that home, too.

I said in the begining that Goul’s kingdom was lost to time. That was because he wandered for over 200 years. To be fair, he spent most of that time asleep or half-feral, but the time he did spend awake was spent wandering, no soul left in him, and unable to die.

One day, he looked out over the ocean. He had tried drowning before, but all that did was make his skin blue and the water never stopped dripping. So, he swam across the ocean. He didn’t know what he was expecting to find, but it defiantly wasnt what he found. In the middle of the ocean he came across a small island. On the island were two people. One looked human, and the other was made entirely of shadow. Strangely, although the one looked human, Goul did not fear him.

The humanoid one would turn out to be Matt, resident demigod of the server, and the one made of shadow was Kain, Matt’s demigod enimies to lovers 40k “aquatance” but that’s another story for another day. The thing is, despite both demigods openly and frequently displaying their powers, Goul never noticed. Kain is made of shadow? “Might be a skin condition, dont want to be rude.” Matt literally is flying right now? “Ok so he’s a phantom hybrid, good for him.” Neither of them can die? “Me neither, thats cool”

The island Goul landed on would later be known as Edialath, but what was important to Goul was that he had a place to stay and a small farm to plant his beetroot in.

Also some random lore:

Goul will turn into a drowned if he dies by drowning. I currently don’t know how to fix it but I’ll think of something eventually. Goul currently is a drowned because nico, my favorite headmate and local bastard, decided to fight me for the front and trap himself at the bottom of the sea before I even had the drowned skin made.

I want to make another skin for Husk Version Goul but I dont have an idea for a death that would correlate.

Goul’s favorite food is actually baked potatoes in his normal form, cooked cod in his drowned form, and golden carrots in his husk form.

Goul has witnessed a warcrime but he literally did not care because his beets needed planting. (he wasnt cured up in his basement because he heard screaming shut up /s)

He actually feels a kinship with zombies but is afraid of them in equal measures. If he sees a zombie that cant get to him, he’ll sit down and have a one sided convorsation with it. Sometimes, the zombie will respond, but most of the time it wont. He also hates watching people kill zombies and will try to stop them, but ultimately turn away.

He does not feel this same kinship in other forms, its just zombies. He will kill drowned, while as a drowned, with zero hesitation. He will not kill the children, though. That is where he draws the line.

Goul has a very hard time opening doors as the server is on easy and will often get stuck in places and have to ask for help.

Goul has no healthy coping mechinisms, and will instead put himself in a death loop until he feels better.

Goul’s favorite disc is Stal and his least favorite is Disc 11. He doesnt like the sound of the zombie attack at the end after the long struggle. Brings back bad memories.

Goul forgot everything about his first life besides that he was a beetroot farmer. He has also forgotten every single second of his years of wandering, up until he steps foot on Edialath.

When goul landed on Edialath, Matt and Kain were currently having a god powers level fight but they stopped when this small tires zombie walked onto their land.

Goul’s best friends are Matt, Purple, Cucumbear, Ren, Quatari, and Kain. He honestly has not tried to make friends, those were the ones who befriended him. 2 out of those 5 have hunted him for sport at least once, fun fact.

Goul cannot burn in the sun, but he wears a helmet to feel safer.

When he is in Drowned Mode, he can breathe underwater. All the time, he can see perfectly in the dark. (this was achieved with mod powers dont question it uwu)

Goul runs the Beets and Beats and an obsidian shop (and he made a not-cult deticated to beetroots but we dont talk about that)

How did we manage to write and post minecraft headcanons at around the same time?

im going to be honest i have no idea and now im going to have to go read your hc again.

The real reason i just posted mine is that im fleshing out my minecraft character's backstory and it kind of needs that specific headcanon to work but im not done yet so I just posted it by itself.