#all of them are dolls except greedling aldjdkdnskdjdjdb hes a bastard

[wired-heartbeats]

Should you fight my F/Os?

Tagged by @selfshipstuff!

I’ll do a few lol

1) Mallek

4/10 He may be a sweetheart but he’s also a blueblood and could kickflip you in the face with his rocketboard. Would he want to? Probably not, would he if you tried to fight him? 100%. Also might have mind control abilities would not recommend

Verdict: I mean I wouldn’t BLAME you but I’d also be steamed

2) Greedling

1/10 Absolutely not this mans is a Homunculus/Prince fusion and if youre *lucky* Ling’ll keep you from getting killed but Greed has few qualms about ripping you apart in the meantime. If you manage to piss both of them off say byebye to your bloodline cause it’s gone sorry

Verdict: He completely no doubts deserved it but you have like a 5% of surviving

3) Miu Iruma

7/10 Oh she definitely pisses everyone off enough to deserve it more than a bit (I’m making this a spoiler free one) but she’ll make you feel bad about it when she starts crying but like, yeah

Verdict: I mean I’d let you get one punch in if she really deserved it but I might yell at you for it too

4) Leon and Raihan

I mean in battle 10/10 go for it they love Pokémon battles, but if you physically try to fight them 2/10 they’ll both hesitantly nullify your attempts and hold you down till you stop or someone shows up to help, you better hope someone’s there to hold me *and* umbra back cause I’ll go off on you if you do

Verdict: I’ll jump you how dare

5) Blue Pearl and Volleyball

0/10 No!!!! They didn’t nothing wrong and are both total sweethearts!!!! Why would you even try?!? Blue I’m sure has enough muscle to tackle you back but!!! W H Y?!?!?

Verdict: dont hurt my pearlfriends!!!!! No!!