#all of the crimes™ but lbr Mostly im gonna kms right this moment bc i dont have it in me to deal with all four of them rn ffs

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in which they all spend so long standing around bickering about it that the director is just "yeah okay im out lmao" and kills himself to avoid the drama

lowkey I think a "lina&epsilon go on a quest to find the alpha and also maybe shoot her father in the face bc she thinks it'll make her feel better or whatever" au meanwhile also a "wash&alpha try to dodge the meta and also locate epsilon so that Maybe the director won't get away with all of the uh. medical malpractice and ai ethics violations and also the casual terrorism and corporate espionage" au but like.. both of those things happening simultaneously would just be So funny