#all india bakchod

[amitshridhar]

AIB : Rape - It's Your Fault

All India Bakchod @allindiabakchod

27/10/2024, sunday 27 october 2024, 07:56 p.m, indore, madhya pradesh, india.

[aditi123tikku]

"Save The Internet Campaign"

The "Save The Internet Campaign"is a move to uphold a fair and open Internet. The campaign was started by a group of individuals in India who shared similar thoughts back in May 2015. More than 1 million Indian citizens had participated in the campaign.

The debate heated up after one of the country’s main telecom providers launched a new marketing platform, Airtel Zero, where Internet businesses could pay to have users browse their sites for free.

This triggered a nationwide backlash from those who fear that this could deny equal access to the Internet. They are demanding that the Internet remain a level playing field with all data getting equal treatment - whether it is a student’s blog or an online company with deep pockets.

After seeing public outrage and discussion, Airtel withdrew their decision and this marked the first time that the principles of net neutrality gained mainstream media and public attention. This also resulted in the important question being raised around the lack of policy around net neutrality in India.

The Telecom Regulatory Authority of India (TRAI), after being urged by the public and telecos alike, agreed to a public consultation on the issue of net neutrality. This paper was made public on 27th March 2015.

Save The Internet volunteers created an abridged version of the paper and the campaign went into full swing when savetheinternet.in, a platform to submit comments to the TRAI consultation paper, was launched and pushed out by the comedy collective All India Bakchod.

On March 18, 2019, Internet Freedom Foundation re-activated SaveTheInternet.in. This decision was taken in light of the continous violation of Net Neutrality in the form of website blockings by various ISP's through the months of December, 2018 and March, 2019. SaveTheInternet.in includes a reporting tool for the public to send reports of any blockings or forms of network interference that may be violative in nature. In addition, it provides individuals and organisations with the opportunity to show support to a list of joint demands, which are then sent to the relevant government offices through the “Take Action Petition”. The campaign aims to ensure TRAI and DOT devise the necessitated enforcement mechanisms in efforts to maintain the principles of Net Neutrality in India.

[0samjha]

[my-window-reflection]

i was kinda iffy on him til this interview

[abbie-a-aaronson]

Context: A qawwali showdown between two young women, each with her respective girl posse. One team is dressed in white, the other in blue.

Team White Singer: When this Professor Zuckerberg invented Facebook...

Team White Member: Goodbye, Orkut!

Team White Singer: ...there was one thing he forgot to mention: That every inbox has, not one, but two folders, In one, there will be messages from friends, and, in the other folder, there will be creeps.

Team Blue: Oh, my! What can I say?

Team White Singer: I looked at the other folder, couldn’t believe my eyes! 50 whole messages from all the pervert guys! I opened the first message, It was a revelation: “hey thr u lukn gr8”

Team White: 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 - exclamation!

Team White Singer: Hey, naive child!

Team White: Hey, naive child!

Team White Singer: Who the hell are you?

Team White: Who are you? Who are you? Who are you?

Team White Member: Come on, hang on, he’s typing.

The Creep: “oh beb ur relly kewt.. come on over here to handsum..8) 8)”

Team White: ROFL ROFL ROFL LMAO (x4)

Team White Singer: Oh, after reading my other folder, it occurred to me...

Team White: After reading my other folder, it occurred to me: On the Internet! Oh, on the Internet! There are no shortage of wannabe lovers! No creep is creepier than my creep! (x3)

Team Blue Singer: Actually, your creep isn’t even a legit creep. For my wedding he is someone my mom would like to meet!

Team White Member: Oh, what a burn!

Team Blue Member: Burned, by God!

Team Blue Singer: I came home in the evening after a long day at work

Team White: Really?

Team Blue Singer: Below my building, stood this jerk

Team White: Hm?

Team Blue Singer: The next day, he was there, pretending to be a security guard!

Team White: What?!

Team Blue Singer: He was there, pretending to be an elevator operator!

Team White: No!

Team Blue Singer: Morning, evening, night, he was there!

Team White: No way!

Team Blue Singer: The other day, he brought a pizza, Said something really shady (sketchy)

Team Blue: Really shady, really shady, what he said was really shady!

Team Blue Singer: I deliver your pizza!

Team Blue: Will you deliver my baby? Will you deliver my baby?

Team Blue Singer: Oh, your creep, he’s only on Facebook, I can bet you my creep is hidden somewhere right here!

Team Blue: In my neighborhood, (x2) There is no shortage of wannabe lovers! No creep is creepier than my creep! (x3)

Team White Singer: Oh, there is no creep creepier than my creep! Team Blue Singer: There is no creep creepier than my creep! Team White Singer: My creep cut his wrist! Team Blue Singer: My creep cut his arm! Team White Singer: Mine's distributing our wedding cards! Team Blue Singer: Mine’s named our children! Team White Singer: My creep sent me his pic on WhatsApp! Team Blue Singer: My creep sent me his dick pic on WhatsApp! Team White Singer: Mine always tags me in his photos. Team Blue Singer: Mine always tags me in his photos, too. Team White Singer: In mine’s profile picture are expensive cars. Team Blue Singer: In mine’s profile picture are expensive cars, too. Team White Singer: My creep lovingly calls me “nightingale”... Team Blue Singer: My creep lovingly calls me “nightingale”, too... Team White Singer: Does your creep’s name start with an “S”? Team Blue Singer: Does your creep’s surname start with a “K”? Team White Singer: Suresh? Team Blue Singer: Kumar?

Everyone: In this world! In this world! In this world, there is no shortage of wannabe lovers! No creep is creepier than our creep! (x5)

[bharatsguide]

Bollywood’s Bullying Is Killing Indian YouTube Parody Creators Last February, Salil Jamdar's phone pinged with an unexpected email from YouTube. The Indian record label giant T-Series — which accounts for over a third of the music market — had issued a copyright claim against one of Jamdar's videos.

[ourbabywan]

Bollywood Sexism Parody

Lemme share with you this gem from an Indian satire channel

Song, lyrics and translation below.

We begin with a female lead in a Bollywood movie reading the script and words to her latest item number (Bollywood dance that’s non-diegetic and meant to act as a catchy trailer and titillate the male audience.)

It’s written in toilet paper because female roles are always shit, no one does eye candy and one dimensional female love interest like Bollywood.

She complains to the director who asks her who she is. She says actress, female lead but the director only acknowledges her when she describes herself as the love interest of the male lead.

The female lead says her character is a physicist and will not say the words in the script. The director patronizes her, calls her ‘baby’ and says it’s only an item number.

And now the male lead enters.

[They’re parodying a famous scene from a hindi movie where the mother waits for her son to return back from England.]

And the male lead arrives, late and the director treats him like a god, his first born son.

And male lead says the same thing as the female lead, the love interest is a physicist and she won’t say the line.

And the director takes him seriously.

Now the dance number.

Lyrics (Context)

I’ve shaken my hips a lot here (common dance move for women in Bollywood item songs)

Now please listen to what I’m saying (most bollywood female leads are usually written as eye candy and have no significant contribution to the script aside from the damsel in distress)

I’ve shaken my hips a lot here

Now please listen to what I’m saying

I’m sick of kissing ass all the time (otherwise the actress are labeled as ‘diva’ ie bitch and ‘difficult’)

Even baboons have broader minds (than Bollywood, regarding taking female actors seriously)

[She’s talking to the male lead, her love interest]

Now please agree and increase my role (in this script, because only his opinions are considered valid)

Now please agree and break the glass ceiling

You only make me dance in my under wears (common, common costume choice for item number)

Only cause I have a vagina (actors are not as objectified as women, they have muscle and abs shots, female have ass, titties, hips and clevage shots)

No one takes me seriously

Cause I have a vagina

Only cause I have a vagina

I haven’t had carbs in months (female actors are always skinny and fair in Bollywood)

Cause I have a vagina

You put my cleavage in the front page (to sell tickets and promote the movie)

Cause I have a vagina

You’ll even objectify my wrists (the song this parodies is literally about white wrists of the female lead)

[Male lead sings]

Why are you behaving like a feminazi? (Omg the connotations that feminazi have in India, like you might say something trivial like ‘pls don’t whistle at women on the streets’ and everyone goes ‘FEMINAZI’ short for a feminist that behaves like a nazi, you know how reddit views ‘SJWs’]

The script treats you like a modern girl (ie she’s not relegated to house wives duties and has a job)

[Female lead]

She’s supposed to be a scientist in Poland

But only talks about her boyfriend (the modern ‘girl’ still behaves like a love struck teenager and that’s all character development she’ll get in this movie)

[Male lead]

We gave you cigarettes (to smoke)

We gave you cussing (that’s all Bollywood thinks is required to update a female lead to BAMF)

[Female background chorus]

But we still have to dance in this item song (these Bollywood item songs are hyper sexualized to target horny Indian men and even if the female character is portraying the president of India she still has to dance in item song.)

[Male lead]

We put your name before the male lead (in the credits, that generally indicates who is more ‘important’ to the movie)

[Female background chorus]

But your paycheck still has more zeroes (it doesn't matter if the movie is entirely about a female actor, the male lead still gets paid more even if he has a short role)

[Female lead]

Look I’m so young (compared to you. In Bollywood the main three actors right now, the superstar Khans, are ALL in their fifties but their romance leads are always between 18-25. Because Bollywood doesn’t cast older women for anything other than mother or evil mother in law roles and by older I mean women in age group 30-35).

Next to this old guy

My lover is a senior (citizen)

It’s almost pedophilia (eg in movie Om Shanti Om(2007) the lead actress, Deepika Padukone, gave an interview that she was 8 years old when she saw the lead actor, Shah Rukh Khan’s extremely popular, think Titanic-esque, movie DDLJ. They have an age difference of  21 years and she was 19 when the movie was being shot)

When I marry

My acting career is over (as it is for almost all Bollywood female actors, I guess married women aren’t sexually attractive anymore because they aren’t ‘virgins’)

Where’s you’re still number 1 (the marriage rule does not apply to men, see any top 10 most paid Bollywood actors)

Romancing my daughter (or anyone that’s young enough to be your daughter)

While I sell laundry soaps (see pics below)

Leads actors in a very popular movie in 1997

Same actors in 2017, both married and with kids

The actress, Madhuri Dixit is still considered to be one the most beautiful and successful women in Bollywood yet no one is casting her now because there are no roles for older women with children in Bollywood. Whereas the actors still get same movie scripts about men finding themselves in far off foreign land and romancing hot, young women.

[Back to the song]

Your dad launched you (most new actors these days are legacies)

If I speak up (about the entitlement)

you taunt me

as playing the victim game (women are accused to stirring controversy to gain attention)

Only cause I have a vagina

Hip Shot

Cause I have a vagina

Only cause I have a vagina

If I speak up

I get called a diva (Bollywood for bitch)

Only cause I have a vagina

So I hide my opinions in my sari* (the long trailing scarf end of the sari)

Cause I have a vagina

No one takes my input seriously (about the script or role)

[Now a reporter is asking the female lead]

‘Mam, you have such balls. How are you so brave (the masculine form of the word)?’

[Female lead]

When did being brave become a masculine only trait?

I’m a woman, I don’t have testicles

How many times do I have to say it?

I’ve told you in every chorus

Yes, I have a vagina

[Sped up version]

Yes I have vagina

Don’t objectify my wrist

Yes I have vagina

I get called diva for speaking up

Yes I have vagina

And my cleavage gets front page

[Male actor says]

Listen, listen to me, obey me and my ego or you’ll get replaced

[Female actor singing and maybe enjoying herself too much]

Yes I have a vagina

AND SHE GETS REPLACED.

Female leads are often considered interchangeable so there is a threat that they’ll lose their job if they assert themselves whereas the male lead are considered vital.

And the director doesn’t even notice the change.

[musesofmaya]

GUYS YOU ALL NEED TO WATCH THIS. IM DYING. THEY NAILED IT. 

[dailybollywoodkings]

 Alia Bhatt - Genius of the Year

[naheemc]

Liked on YouTube: AIB : Dank Irrfan https://youtu.be/A3qoXx1zSaw

[neens28]

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tc-ya4x1y8c)

Really tho

[earningbournvilles]

yay on air with aib is back!

[lupilupinchen]

Oh my gosh 😂😂

[abbie-a-aaronson]

Translation provided by Heina of WHtM. Thank you!

Context: A qawwali showdown between two women arrayed in traditional attire, one in a white-skirted outfit and one in a mint-skirted one, each with her respective posse.

White Skirt: *vocalization in traditional qawwali style* Master [term of respect for expert teachers] Zuckerberg, when he invented Facebook...

Team White Skirt's Drummer: Goodbye, Orkut!

White Skirt: ...there was one thing he forgot to mention. Every inbox has not one, but two folders, In one, there will be messages from friends, And in the other folder there will be creeps.

Team Mint Skirt: What's the word?

White Skirt: I looked at the other folder, couldn't believe my eyes! 50 whole messages from all the pervert guys! I opened the first message, It was a revelation: *reading creep's message* "hey thr u lukn gr8"

Team White Skirt: 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 exclamation!

White Skirt: Hey, naive child!

Team White Skirt: Hey, naive child!

White Skirt: Who the hell are you?

Team White Skirt: Who are you? Who are you? Who are you?

Team White Skirt's Drummer: Come on, hang on, he's typing.

Creep: "oh beb ur relly kewt.. come on over here to handsum..8) 8)"

Team White Skirt: ROFL ROFL ROFL LMAO! ROFL ROFL ROFL LMAO! ROFL ROFL ROFL LMAO! ROFL ROFL ROFL LMAO!

White Skirt: Oh, after reading my other folder, it occurred to me...

Team White Skirt: After reading my other folder, it occurred to me!

White Skirt: On the Internet, Oh! On the Internet, There are no shortage of [wannabe] lovers!

Team White Skirt: There is no creep creepier than my creep! There is no creep creepier than my creep! There is no creep creepier than my creep!

Mint Skirt: *vocalization in traditional qawwali style bleeds into first word* Actually your creep isn't even a legit creep. For my wedding he is someone my mom would like to meet! [i.e. he is prospective suitor vetted by parents]

Team White Skirt: Oooh, what a burn! [i.e. we've been pwned] They've burnt us, by God!

Mint Skirt: I came home in the evening after a long day at work,

Team White Skirt: Oh really? [i.e. please continue]

Mint Skirt: When below my building stood that jerk!

Team White Skirt: Hm? [i.e. is that right?]

Mint Skirt: The next day, he was there! He was there, pretending to be a watchman! [security guard]

Team White Skirt: What?

Mint Skirt: He was there, pretending to be a liftman! [elevator operator]

Team White Skirt: No!

Mint Skirt: Morning, evening, night, he was there!

Team White Skirt: Haww! [no way]

Mint Skirt: The other day, he brought a pizza, Said something really shady... [sketchy]

Team Mint Skirt: Really shady, really shady, what he said was really shady! *continue chanting "really shady" in the background*

Mint Skirt: ...I deliver your pizza - will you deliver my baby?

Team Mint Skirt: Will you deliver my baby?

Mint Skirt: Oh, your creep is on Facebook and nowhere else, I can bet you my creep is hidden somewhere right here! In my neighborhood, In my neighborhood, There is no shortage of [wannabe] lovers!

Team Mint Skirt: There is no creep creepier than my creep! There is no creep creepier than my creep! There is no creep creepier than my creep!

White Skirt: Oh, there is no creep creepier than my creep!

Mint Skirt: There is no creep creepier than my creep!

White Skirt: My creep has cut off the nerves in his hand!

Mint Skirt: My creep has destroyed his arm!

White Skirt: He made our wedding cards!

Mint Skirt: He has named our children!

White Skirt: My creep sent me his pic on WhatsApp!

Mint Skirt: My creep sent me his dick-pic on WhatsApp!

White Skirt: He tags me in his photos!

Mint Skirt: He also tags me in his photos!

White Skirt: His profile pic is an expensive car!

Mint Skirt: His profile pic is also an expensive car!

White Skirt: My creep lovingly calls me "bulbul"! [i.e. "sexy" or "honey", literally "nightingale"]

Mint Skirt: My creep also lovingly calls me "bulbul"! [i.e. "sexy" or "honey", literally "nightingale"]

White Skirt: Does your creep's name start with an "S"?

Mint Skirt: Does your creep's surname start with a "K"?

White Skirt: Suresh?

Mint Skirt: Kumar?

*girls realize they've been harassed by the same creep*

Everyone: In this world! In this world! In this world there is no shortage of [wannabe] lovers! There is no creep creepier than our creep! [x5]

[abeyyaaar]

Jhagda jhadgi mat karo… Milind Soman ko yaad karo!!💦👅👄😂