#all i know is i am here to keep up with nss and friends and thats kind of it right now.

[digirainebow]

my patience for social media and the internet at large is getting so thin. i don't think i can handle seeing even one more advertisement.

[shibascrem]

Monster Hunter x Splatoon: What weapons would the characters use?

I keep forgetting I can just post whatever I want. I'm going to make no sense if no one plays monster hunter on here. Iceborne specific because that's the one I'm most familiar with (with exceptions). I do miss unga bunga MH4 charge blade.

Callie - A hammer main no question, unga bunga, ledge crits, sliding sonic spins, just here for a good time.

Marie - Heavy Bow Gun, specifically with a Wyvern Snipe and pierce setup, although she is not averse to using stickies and clusters, whatever gets the job done fastest. One of those players who never lets the monster get up.

Pearl - Dual Blades, obviously. She loves doing the Attack on Titan spin and the evade shot. Somehow really good at tail cuts.

Marina - Lance when playing just with Pearl, Hunting Horn in a bigger group. Best weapons for best girl. JK, I just think she'd get a kick out of counters and memorizing HH song combos. She has stuck with HH through all its changes and will continue to in the future. Really aggressive as Lance, health augment is her friend.

Big Man - Great Sword. He's the type to have a monster's moveset memorized and capitalize damage to the nth degree. Almost no whiffs and has amazing positioning except when playing in groups, but there's no helping that.

Frye - I feel like Insect Glaive is a good weapon for her, she vibes with the flowy moveset and LOVES the insect customization. Names her bugs after her eels. Regularly competes with Pearl about who can cut the tail first.

Shiver - Bow, what else. Wannabe speedrunner, so many armor sets, and extremely customized radial menu. Cannot stand playing in groups because it messes with their flow, but will do it for Deep Cut while looking like this:

NSS kids:

Captain 3 - Longsword. Weeaboo emo roots run deep okay. Prefers Sunbreak's iteration of Longsword because SO. MANY. COUNTERS. but will make do with Iceborne. Does the weapon pose after every hunt.

Four - Sword and Shield or Light Bowgun. Versatility is the name of the game and Four is winning it. Will wreck house with status builds, traps, and well-placed barrel bombs.

Eight - Charge blade. Obsesses over Guard Points and has the know how to perform them regularly, even the savage axe guard point. Loves the technicality of the weapon.

Neo 3 - Switch Axe. Took one look at this goofy ass weapon and fell in love. Also prefers Sunbreak's iteration because more mobility options, but Iceborne just has that explosion oomph.

Lil Buddy - Gunlance. Blast dash and Wyvern's Fire. No further explanation needed.

*Sidenote: I am a Lance main and, while I love the Clutch Claw Counter in Iceborne, Sunbreak's Lance is just *chef's kiss*.

[mandajiu]

@Pekomi got me the deal on the NSS Laboratory sweater (Notice that time card 20:28 weird huh?) Also, this sweater doesn't say nonsense like the usual ones, it says "non sane scheme" and we agree. Planned insanity of some kind is going on here.

CP Brainhole

Credit to Two Little Friends as well and @丿煜灬丶小麦 88 pole idea

Today, the word candy or sugar = how is our little couple doing, especially 88. The answer seems to be "stable"

OK I got the sugar mapped out according to far more eagle-eyed birds. Importantly, they posted on the same day very close to each other and this day seems pretty random, so next door did not post as of yet that I know of. This was a two-way exchange. He answered ZJM for his business CP (She was asking him to play in the snow) for Blizzard and 88's hello this morning in one go. Who is the love liar now? wink wink.

Remember, his answer was cooooool - 6 o's and a total of 8 letters. Unneccesary, yet precisely the number we are looking for.

Today, 88 posted from the morning using mostly old photos from her milke tea trip that she was going on a trip with 6 photos in each weibo. Her card numbers 10:55 and 19:14 - do what you will with those; I tend to avoid them unless they are direct and right now both are going to play safe. She was asking for photos of his trip.

30 returned with a map of 5 photos in each of his weibo. If you look carefully, one bird picked up on 88. Look closely at the bottom of the poles on the right side. Hard candy yes, but let's take it. It's been a cruel winter. And look at those scissorhands; they indeed never go out of style.

Well-versed eggs know that "cool" has been a running tag for the two from 2022. It was good copywriting for 30's spectacle endorsement. "playing with new things" and "new aesthetics" was also similar in copywriting and spoken advertisements.

I have to say again, the look on 30's face is the look of restrained anger and sadness; it has to be in keeping with his character as he is a pretty method type actor. I bet it is easy for him to act angry right now. If our imaginary couple is indeed a couple as all their long-distance CP exchanges suggest, then I'd assume our young hero is feeling pretty helpless right now. I do hope it is the beginning of the end of 88's relationship with her company and she can finally get that freedom she keeps calling out for. May you soon be "Free as the wind" like YunHe. Or, it could be that Sword Rose IS that big of a cake; I hear it has a Hong Kong director and Lin Fang might be the co-star. The dancer is good friends with sheep I hear. Sheep still a 2% possibility. Single still a 2% possibility. I am 98% sure this is the real deal, but it's okay if I'm wrong. I trust their choices in the end.

If we are wrong, then we are wrong...but I went over every major event yesterday and all the cards are still in favor of 3088 having a very close ongoing CP for at least 3 years (+ some business CP's). We wait as ever for the flowers to bloom. Bird Egg of Steel signing off.

[justanotherpersonsuniverse]

Cant wait for Marinette to have a constant stress migraine once Su Han shows up. Poor gal.

I'm now just going to throw ideas at you because they in my brain and I must share.

I'd imagine it takes a while for Mylene to actually accept the mouse miraculous. The first few weeks is just a combination of Mullo scaring Mylene while also boosting her confidence against her other fears. Like a little motivator for her. Once Mylene reaslises that she has become alot braver due to Mullo's help she actually accept the miraculous from him.

I'd imagine that Marc and Nath take to the superhero thing really fast, but like in a bad way. They fight villains, sure, but they also see it as a fun adventure or game, not really taking it seriously. After all, it's just like their comic books and they're the protagonists, how could they lose? Until one day one of them gets beat into the ground and they realise 'shit, this is real' and it freaks them the fuck out. One of them might try to quit and maybe even give up the miraculous and it becomes a whole thing. Idk tho.

Alix uses the rabbit to go back and time and get attendance on school days she skipped. This ends up being a terrible idea when she mentions something to Marinette that hasn't happened yet and it fucks the timeline. Woops.

At one point Kim thinks it would be funny to throw an uproar at Viperion, which then sends Luka back to last week. Woops. He uses this accidental regression to avoid a speeding ticket Roger gave him.

The kwamis having a tea party in an empty classroom, sharing stories of their holder's exploits. Roaar sounds like a proud dad as he explains that Juleka ordered lunch without mumbling. Daizzi and Ziggy are just happy to hang with their friends.

Honestly I am so invested in NSS. You've build such a fun, interesting, and beautifully complex au here. It's going to be so hype when you start writing. I'm so interested to see what you make of this AU.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

I'm so glad you're enjoying!

I'd like to think Mylene doesn't become a hero for a while, even after Mullo and her get along, she's just not really wanting to and that's valid. Mullo gets tucked in every night into a lil doll bed

Marc and Nath: OH BOY OUR OCS-

I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF THEY KNOW EACH OTHER- WAIT- OH MY GOD THIS SOLVES IT, THEY JUST KEEP SWITCHING MIRACULOUSES BOOM, FIXED

Alix is currently running around trying to solve her adult's self's puzzles which eventually leads her to Bunnyx in the obelisk-

God

there's just so much I wanna write I love this au so much