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fullmetalwindbreaker · 2 years ago

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had a series of very weird semi-lucid dreams within dreams about being a minor character in a reality show loosely based on the fresh prince of bel air. i thought i was just having another dream about a lame family reunion until will smith showed up

#there was like a hugely #depressed shamanistic psychiatrist character who kept trying to convince me to do something useful with my lucid dreaming powers but #all i did was make tom selleck kill anyone who was annoying me #i don’t know why he was there either #for some reason this was the near future and everyone had paper thin iphones with instant solar charging #i got stuck in a runaway RV with groups of coworkers multiple times #and to cap that all off for some reason i had to go on a hike while my elementary school drama teacher who looks like willem dafoe explaine #d to us the history of aperitivos #with examples #my elementary school drama teacher did actually look like willem dafoe btw that part isn’t a weird dream thing #dream #another random detail: amal child who asked for help carrying his luggage upstairs but all he had was a doll sized pair of cowboy boots #which he then proceeded to wash in the bathroom sink after i touched them

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