#all i can talk about is alt music or films. thats what i know.

[realignbyredvox]

Please talk a bit about what kind of music you like. Favorite genres, bands, artists? Do you play any instruments?

oh lord this is the rabbit hole. alright. I'm not good at music unless you count belting house of the rising sun in the shower and never learned to read it or play an instrument. But in general I like indie/alt rock (whatever the fuck that means), usually with an electronic/psychedelic rock influence. definitely have some favorite tracks that don't fit that at all (looking at you kesha singles) but my faves all fall in there somewhere.

my favorite bands/artists rn in order of how long they've been favorites are jack white, phantogram, and red vox. I've been in love with jack and garage rock since I was little and listened to white stripes and black keys albums on repeat... i got special permission from my parents to use our iPad and stream a jack white concert on spotify late at night when I was young... watched him launch his stupid amazing record player into space during a 3 hour car ride... I love this man ok. His new shit is so weird and it's great listen to lazaretto and boarding house reach esp ice station zebra and lazaretto

phantogram is a somewhat newer obsession, I got to see them in concert this summer which was amazing. I've liked them for a couple years now. really amazing duo, super cool electronic rock sound with some pop elements. I hold their older stuff close to my heart and the new singles out are fantastic too and I'm super excited to see what they do next. ik some older fans don't love the new sound but like. idk. I think esp considering what they've been through recently the shift makes sense and I really like it tbh. just compare the feel of eyelid movies to three (particularly answer) to into happiness. you can feel it. anyways huge fave and they always seem to come out with something new exactly when I need it. I'd check out when I'm small, mister impossible, fall in love, or any of the three A-sides (esp same old blues and you don't get me high anymore) if you're interested.

I got into red vox over the summer. I've watched vinny stream for a really long time and always meant to look into his music and. Well. Finally did. I listened to into the garden and then all of their first album and then all of everything. I like a lot of the bands that influence him, I grew up on classic rock and like some of the newer stuff like tame impala. hes also just a super cool guy lmao. Good intro tracks would probably be into the garden, atom bomb, job in the city, cemetery window, and back to school.

some other bands I really like but don't know as much about are joywave (electronic/indie rock, try facility, travelling at the speed of light, destruction, or anything off content), son lux (wikipedia says they're considered experimental lmao. They sound like the most amazing movie/TV show soundtrack you've ever heard. really interesting mix of instruments, vocals are beautiful and almost feel hymnlike at times. read about and try remedy and you'll see what I mean), sir sly (rock, psychedelic, they do some cool things with sampling. try basically anything off don't you worry honey, gold, or too far gone)

notable mentions include idk how, LCD soundsystem, the neighbourhood, the strokes, elo, the mountain goats, lorde, and yeah yeah yeahs

[anonil88]

Kick iiii by Arca (my live listen/react)

I already know going into the album it is way way way more ambient and instrumental hefty. I am completely okay with that as I listen to a lot of classical and deep techno that sounds like you're sitting in the den at a rave.

So here we go.

👯‍♀️💃🕺👯‍♂️

Whoresong: I love all of the vocal filters she has at her disposal, but when I logged onto the first stream with her sis was talking through the filter for a solid 15 and I though I was going insane. But that being said I love it more in her music than when she's talking about her cat. I love that simple piano progression/sample in the background. I could see it being used in like a hiphop song. Ooo the zapper effect on the audio and voice at the end is great. The lyrics kinda empowering kinda sad.

Esuna: take me on a fairy train ride.

Xenomorphgirl: Queen mother, the alien one, would probably love this. Very ethereal and light, her pitched vocals with the slight glitch how how good.

Queer: A great Segway from xenomorphgirl and a fitting single for this project. Which so far there's only been one single for this project and thats probably deliberate. Closing my eyes and vibing to this one, "Tears of shower in the night time, like magic."

Witch: I love this No Bra's voice and the way it works so well with the piano even before it starts to go through post vocal filters.

Hija: 😍😍😍 slow and not dark but also not light in terms of emotion. Or maybe its just a mix of both of those emotions. I want to sit at a bench in front of a very green turf where you can see mountains or a highway in the distance and listen to this song and contemplate. Maybe just maybe I want to film something that looks like that with this song playing in the background. The one note being sung in the background adding another layer is brava. I can't understand the words being said so ill have to look up the lyrics later but the way they sound is so good for the music it adds a tinge of haunt (Spanish and distortion takes my basic Spanish skills and tosses them.) It's too fucking short or more so it goes by too quickly, I want more.

Boquifloja: 90s-00s grunge mixed with some Mazzy Star vocal runs. Arca said don't yall limit me I can produce whatever genre I want to....omg can her and Kid Cudi make a track together. Her run libs and his hums making up a beat together, please. 🙏🧎‍♂️ ugh her laugh after stopping playing the piano, yea girl.

Alien inside: my ears are ascending to a God tier level. WAIT GARBAGE SHIRLEY MANSON, yessss this makes sense bring in the rock influences.

Altar: Anyone who doesn't like this album would hate James Blake and to that I say, their loss. This song gives me heavy "I never learnt to share" vibes. James and Arca would be another bomb ass collab because they both make music from different spaces literally and still sound so full. Arca really is flexing her production versatility with all of these kicks and its highly appreciated. Too often an artist is placed in a box unallowing them to grow and it can be from a label and from fans. These projects in this anthology show she can do so much more than electronic alt pop or electronic hiphop. She refuses to downplay that range, her queerness, her transness, her "vulgarity", for anyone not even her fans even though she's curious what we think.

Lost Woman Found: This makes me feels things like "is it cold in the water" makes me feels things. Its distorted like you're listening to it and passing through a mountain tunnel so it drops in one ear at moments and comes back slightly distorted. There's audio thats in one ear and not the other and some thats in both but it isn't overwhelming. These effects layered with a robust droning sound that travels in both ears and around just makes it so so full. But, it doesn't loose the ethereal sound that has been throughout the project so far. There's also a heartbeat snuck into the beat as well. So much emotion in the words "I'm looking for a miracle to cast down my fears." The lyrics are so good even though there aren't many they last the entire song. Its seeing yourself for who you really are like a euphoric way and telling others they can too achieve this feeling of self ascending/discovery.

Paw: I've heard this is really good but I'm trying to go into it without expectations. The lyrics are good but halfway through that rolling effect with a delay on the production is 😭👏🏾. Someone put me on a raft in the middle of a big ass pool and let me just listen to this song. 2nd half of the song just vibrates and stays in your ears.

Wow.

My favorites from this project are : lost woman found, hija, boquifloja, and alien inside.

Um my ranking of kicks so far (still have to listen to 5):

Kick iii, kick iiii, kick ii, kick i

And this in no ways means they aren't all great, I saw someone say each album just appeals to a different style that each of listeners in general, her fans, and herself really loves to hear. And that was really smart, also dropping all 4 to finish up the series/anthology is so smart. Its a lot like her releasing @@@@@ all together like one long dj set instead of singles or sections, but in a different format. This KicK project also feels a lot more put together in terms of a concept like @@@@@ is great for long time fans its not something to just jump into, but these projects new fans and random people can kind of find a volume and flip through it to find something they absolutely love or hate. There's also love letters to her communities in the music she makes. Whether that is making a classic reggaeton song in her own style or a song she's very explicitly said in a Twitter or IG post, is for trans feminine people or queer people.

[gravelyhumerus]

do you have any hcs for the characters in your college au’s interests in the sense of tv/movies/music? i’d love to hear them

YES!!!

JJ

she doesn’t have that much free time to really focus on things that aren’t soccer and school but she does have some favourites

as for music it’s stuff that can get her hyped up for running. she loves blasting music when she works out

“what? I rock.” is probably my favourite quote so I think she definitely listens to some classic rock that her parents played when she was a kid. she likes pop, anything with high energy. she was also not afraid to admit that she likes taylor swift

she cried the first time she heard hozier’s take me to church. she did not know why

as a kid JJ read every single book about horses. you know the ones about the young girl taming the wild horse and saving the barn? that story over and over again. she had the plot of black beauty memorized. its canon that jj was a horse girl and im certain she was that type of horse girl

Ros loved movies and JJ has fond memories of movie nights with her whole family. when her parents start to fight, and Ros retreats into herself, they stop. JJ claims she doesn’t have time to watch movies after that, she gets antsy as she watches them, feeling as though she should be doing something productive. she did see Twilight in the theatres with her soccer team on opening night but thats different

when she needs to escape, she watches comedies anything that she can do work while watching. she’ll work on her homework at the same time and she’ll just watch anything that requires minimal focus like parks and rec or the good place. she likes to keep it light and avoid material that could be triggering for her. 

she gets stuck rewatching her comfort shows and movies over an over bc of the anxiety 

she also does develop an interest in cheesy old horror movies with a bunch of jump scares because she likes the adrenaline rush, she laughs at Emily when she hides under the blankets when JJ puts them on

JJ also obviously watches sports when she can. she was always the tomboy of the family and she and her dad would watch it together. she and derek watch the game on the tv in their residences common room

Emily

as our fav big tiddy goth gf, we know Emily had a huge emo phase. I think it happened after she left Rome, and it was all encompassing. her music was angry, loud and she played it on her speaker system until her mom threw it out, then she resigned to play it in her headphones loud enough to give her tinnitus

once she shifted from her goth phase into being definitively alt, she didn’t let go of all of those songs, but shifted into listening to some music with queer undertones. we’re talking passion pit, mother mother, and of course: girl in red. probably some other like niche artists in multiple other languages as well. she loved italian music when she was there and WILL sing along to cheesy french pop music as well

we know emily is a big reader, and i think she has definitely trudged through all the classics like jules verne and jane austin before trying out some more contemporary works. unfortunately, since she moved around so often, she spent a lot of time at the library. her mom said that she wasnt allowed too have more than one box to pack her books in, so Emily has weaned her collection own to the essentials that she’s read over and over

she is a sucker for tv adaptations of the books shes read. she thinks it works better than 2 hour films because she likes how faithful they can be to the source material

most importantly: she is a nerd. she LOVES the x files and buffy the vampire slayer and firefly, all the 90s tv that she watched as re-runs growing up. sci-fi, dystopian, speculative fiction even some fantasy she eats it all up

she also is a sucker for documentaries that she watches to clear her mind or go to sleep. it’s one of the things that got her into studying criminology! she loved documentaries on murder investigations

[gendryw4ters-blog]

I love your playlist thingy and if you want I had this idea: bob ships and their favorite sex song/s? I've had this discussion (fight let's be real) with me mates "what's the saddest, happiest, most sexy, motivating song etc" and we all agreed with sexy on "Do I wanna know?" by Arctic Monkeys, mostly because that's the only one we could think of.

first and foremost “me mates” makes me think you’re a local and if you are then NICE but also even if not then still nice cause!! you’re so sweet and this ask is a really cool idea omg! 

secondly, i personally would disagree on you with the AM choice but only because! of my complicated AM feelings. i think if i had to pick some sexy songs they’d probably be:

hey - pixies

hit me like that snare - alt-J

indie rokkers - mgmt (which unfortunately! i can never find anywhere else but youtube it’s devastating honestly)

(it goes without saying maybe but all of those songs are kind of nsfw, ESPECIALLY the alt-J one holy shit so like!! yknow! tread carefully and all that)

also! as for the songs thing! im gonna stick a handful under a readmore as well as a lil explanation about my stance on nsfw content!! because it’s something i havent rly talked about but think maybe i should, ya feel??

OKAY so let’s just get the stance thing out of the way- ive been thinking about this long and hard (badum tss) and like, i don’t really post nsfw things and i think im going to keep it that way for the most part, just cause of a bunch of complicated personal shit and also!! cause i know i have a couple of younger followers and things like that

having said that, i don’t dislike it by any means and def still have a bunch of nsfw headcanons and smutty ideas, and so since this one isn’t particularly graphic (like at all lmao, and tbh im probably just being a bit of a worrywart and rambling to cover my ass from whatever imaginary trouble i could see myself somehow accidentally getting into, but that’s nothing new with me), it’s something i wanna have a go at!! 

SO with all that in mind, here are a bunch of ships in no particular order and songs that they’d definitely bang to:

Speirs/Web: Deadcrush - alt-J (this could have gone to babejulian but that felt cruel) (also! i think it fits them- it’s the alt-J of web with the darker vibes of speirs)

Grant/Speirs: Sacrilege - Yeah Yeah Yeahs (i actually! have some writing involving this in my notes that i have to finish off soon!!)e

Webgott: Rich - Yeah Yeah Yeahs (there are others that definitely would fit them though!! for sure) (but this ties with my loud Lieb headcanons) (his MUSIC i mean gosh what else were YOU thinking this is a good and wholesome blog)

Luztoye: Reptilia - The Strokes (quietly in the background; they’ve hit shuffle on the Toye list) (they chat more than they listen to music!! at least thats what i think)

Winnix: Your Precious Love - Otis Redding (bunch of fucking sappy dads) (probably slow danced their way to bed)

Speirs/Roe: Come As You Are - Nirvana (i THINK but this is def up for debate) (cause it could also be To Bring You My Love by PJ Harvey)

Baberoe: Best Friend - Foster The People (but ALSO The Sound of Silence which seems like an odd choice i know but!! i have some writing to go with this too that i need to get around to posting but anyways the bit where the drum kicks in is good shit)

Babe/Julian: Where Is My Mind? - Pixies (specifically!! like as in this scene from Mr Nobody WHICH IS SUCH A GOOD FILM I HAVE TO WATCH IT AGAIN SOON) (oh ye nsfw warning for that clip!! not too intense but you DO see a boob)

Speirton: Personal Jesus - Depeche Mode (questioning this one maybe so id be up for suggestions) (this OR atomic by blondie perhaps?)

Roe/Toye: 1979 - The Smashing Pumpkins (was very nearly Love Will Tear Us Apart but that felt almost too mean like i have to give them some happines sometimes okay)

Gene/Renee: House Of The Rising Sun - alt-J (it’s perhaps difficult to make the connection here but! focus more on the sound of the music than the lyrics; the gentle rise and fall. it’s not soft, but it’s not crazy wild either, it’s gentle but firm and it’s full of feeling which would totally be the case okay)

that’s!! all the ones i can think of right in this moment but! if there are any other ships you’d want them for OR you want another song they might listen to OR you want to offer your own tracks then!! by all means send me an ask cause i love doing music things like this!!

hope i got the vibes right! much love

[punsville]

Cat Puns

Catitude is everything, check the following cat puns, they are the very ones you need. Hopefully, you find them meow-nificent. And don’t forget, do you have some cat puns? Paw-lease add them in the claw-ments section below this post.

Cat Puns

Where is one place that your cat can sit, but you can’t? Your lap.

Why did the cat put oil on the mouse? Because it squeaked.

Dogs will bring you your slippers. Cats will drop a dead mouse in your slippers.

When you take them for a ride, dogs will sit on the seat next to you. Cats have to have their own private basket, or they won’t go at all.

Dogs will come when you call them. And they’ll be happy. Cats will have someone take a message and get back to you.

Dogs will play fetch with you all day long. The only thing cats will play with all day long are small rodents or bugs, preferably ones that look like they’re in pain.

Dogs will wake you up if the house is on fire. Cats will quietly sneak out the back door. Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water? He set a new lap record.

What side of the cat has the most fur? The OUT-side.

What is a cat’s favourite car? The Catillac.

What kind of cat will keep your grass short? A Lawn Meower.

Why did the judge dismiss the entire jury made up of cats? Because each of them was guilty of purrjury.

What do you use to comb a cat? A catacomb.

Why did the cat run from the tree? Because it was afraid of the bark!

Why is it so hard for a leopard to hide? Because he’s always spotted.

What do you call a pile of kittens? a meowntain

When is a lion not a lion? When he turns into his cage!

Why don’t cats like online shopping? They prefer a cat-alogue.

What do you call a flying cat? I’m-paws-sible.

What did the cat say when he lost all his money? I’m paw!

Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn? She had a litter of mittens. What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother’s sister? An aunt-eater!

What do tigers wear in bed? Stripey pyjamas!

Why did the cat wear a dress? She was feline fine.

What do you call the cat that was caught by the police? The purrpatrator.

How do you get a wet pussy? Put it in the shower.

Why did the cat put the letter “M” into the fridge? Because it turns “ice” into “mice”!

What is smarter than a talking cat? A spelling bee!

Why was the cat sitting on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse!

What is the most breathless thing on television? The Pink Panter Show!

What did the cat say when he lost his toys? You got to be kitten me.

What is a cat’s favorite color? Purrrple!

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo? A stripey jumper!

What do you get if you cross a chick with an alley cat? A peeping tom.

What did the alien say to the cat? Take me to your litter.

What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar? A sourpuss!

How are tigers like sergeants in the army? They both wear stripes!

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep? A stripey sweater!

What looks like half a cat? The other half!

What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater? ‘Claws.’

If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, What’s a tiger? A stri-ped!

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep? A stripey sweater!

What do you call a cat that wears make up? Glamourpuss.

What do cats like to read? Cat-alogues!

What kind of sports car does a cat drive? A Furrari. How does a lion greet the other animals in the field? ‘Pleased to eat you.’!

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman? Frostbite!

What do you get when you take a Kitty Kat to the tailor? Bad Blood.

What do you call a cat that gets anything it wants? Purrr-suasive.

What do you call a cat who just ate a duck? a duck-filled platy puss.

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt? ‘Don’t go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.’

What is lion’s favorite food? Baked beings!

What happened when the lion ate the comedian? He felt funny!

What’s striped and bouncy? A tiger on a pogo stick!

What is the cat’s favorite TV show? The evening mews!

How can you get a set of teeth put in for free? Smack a lion!

What’s worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxi cabs!

How is cat food sold? Usually purr can!

Did you hear about the cat who wanted to learn how to bark? Curiousity killed the cat.

How do the Vietnamese like their soup? Purrrrrfect.

What is a cats favorite kitchen tool? The “whisker”.

What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo? An eskimew!

What is a cats favorite book? The prince and the paw-purr.

What did the cat say to the dog? Check meow-t!

What do you call a cat on ice? One cool cat. Cat: “You’re not real!” Nyan Cat: “At least I have a sparkly rainbow butt.”

What is a cats favorite musical instrument? Purr-cussion.

What do you call a cat that can address the media? a Press Kit.

What do cats wear at night? paw-jamas!

What time is it when ten cats chase a mouse? Ten After One.

What do you call a cat that does tricks? A magic kit.

What do you call a painting of a cat? A paw-trait

What do you call a cat when it is huge? A MEOW-SIVE CAT

What do you call a cat that can’t stop licking itself? Purrr-verted.

What do you call a cat that can put together furniture from Ikea? an Assembly kit. Why did the cat go to the river? Claws it wanted to.

What’s grumpy cat’s favourite ride at Dreamworld in Australia? The Paw!

What’s the first thing you say to a cat? HELLO KITTY!

What do you need to get a fast cat to use the litter box? Quicksand.

What was the special offer at the pet store this week? Buy 1 Cat get 1 Flea!

What does a cat say when somebody steps on its tail? Me-ow!

How do you make cats furry? The spin cycle.

Did you hear about the cat that climbed the Himilayas? She was a sher-paw.

Why did the cat cross the road? It was the chicken’s day off!

Where does a cat go when he looses his tail? The retail store!

What do you call a cat that can rough the great outdoors? A survival kit.

What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time? Sandy Claws!

Dogs will tilt their heads and try to understand every word you say. Cats will ignore you and take a nap.

Cats look silly on a leash.

When you come home from work, your dog will be happy and lick your face. Cats will still be mad at you for leaving in the first place.

Dogs will give you unconditional love until the day they die. Cats will make you pay for every mistake you’ve ever made since the day you were born.

A dog knows when you’re sad. And he’ll try to comfort you. Cats don’t care how you feel, as long as you remember where the can opener is.

One Liner Cat Puns

You got to be kitten me right meow.

I hope it isn’t a cat-tastrophe!

This must be an ocelot of work

I’m a meow-nificent meow-sician!

LOOK! ITS RAINING MEOW-NY! (money)

This is a awkward mew-ment

That’s so a-meow-zing. (amazing)

Is it Mewsday (Tuesday) Already? Thats clawful for me…

Cat Puns Words

Amewsing = Amusing

A-paw-ling = Appalling

Be-claws = Because

Cat-ch = Catch

Cathletic = Athletic

Catsle = Castle

Cat-titude = Attitude

Catuccino = Cappuccino

Claw-ful = Awful

Claw-ments = Comments

Claw-strophobic = Claustrophobic

Claw-ver = Clever

Feline = Feeling

Furr-ever = Forever

Furr-get = Forget

Furriendship = Friendship

Furr-ious = Furious

Furr-miliar = Familiar

Furr-tunate = Fortunate

Furry = Very

Guacameowly = Guacamole

Hiss-terical = Hysterical

Hiss-tory = History

Kitten = Kidding

Litter-ally = Literally

Litter-a-ture = Literature

Lion = Lying

Lynx = Links

Meow = Now

Meow-nificent = Magnificent

Meow-velous = Marvelous

Meow-sician = Musician

Paw-don = Pardon

Paw-fer = Prefer

Paw-lease = Please

Paw-lite = Polite

Paws = Pause

Pawty = Party

Paw-sitive = Positive

Paw-some = Awesome

Pro-cat-stination = Procrastination

Purr-fect = Perfect

Purr-haps = Perhaps

Purr-illiant = Brilliant

Purr-sonal = Personal

Purr-suasion = Persuasion

Purr-thday = Birthday

Su-purr-ior = Superior

Tail = Tell/Tale

Tail-ent = Talent

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