gravelyhumerus

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today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god

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so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig

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no sentence fills me with utter loathing so much as "i asked chatgpt"

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Me: yeah in the future we make fun of hipsters again. But we don't call them that, we call them "guys into stomp clap hey" and joke about how they like mediocre overpriced burgers and make podcasts

The 2010s fandom blogger I time traveled to, visibly shaking: can we please go back to that thing you said about destiel

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I find your lack of whimsy disturbing

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A bad photoshop will always be funnier than an AI image no matter what

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straigbt up "under it" and by "it" well lets jusr say, my blankeys

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I love personalization. I love stickers on water bottles and on laptops. I love shitty marker drawing on the toes of converse. I love hand embroidered doodles on jeans. I love posters on walls. I love knick knacks on shelves. I love jewelry with goofy charms. I love when people take things and make them theirs.

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'do you think you're superior for not using AI in your work' thank you for asking! yes i do

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bastille is correct. how AM i gonna be an optimist about this?

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still being active on tumblr is camp

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sometimes it's not your circus and they're not your monkeys but you ARE friends with the clowns. you know?

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when the spring evening sunlight hits and you can be productive at six in the evening instead of dissolving into goo. fine. i guess the sunlight is powerful or whatever.

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I sent you omens and all kinds of signs please respond

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“do you know where you’ll be headed in 5 years?” no. but i do know about themes and motifs. and friendship. and putting garlic on everything

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We are receiving unconfirmed reports that it is bedtime. Citizens are advised to get into their pajamas and remain on high alert

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Shows don't have a monster of the week anymore. That's what's wrong with society. I wanna see a whole new type of freak EVERY SINGLE WEEK.