#all hail skibidi

[gelu-the-babosa-multiversal]

@llamawrites they rock the t-shirts. Priss was the one who bought them jhfkaf

[andyfairfaks]

So yummy!

[if-you-mind]

Skibidi toilet rizz with the grimace shake Ohio gyat with duke denis and Kai cenat Fortnite Fortnite all hail big chungus morbius

Stares at you like this (on skibidi)

[cosmica-galaxy]

In response to the new Skibidi Episode (66)

I am 100 PERCENT certain that the Speaker and Camera Titans are completely OKAY, but the Skibidis wanted to spread misinformation to dishearten the troops, which backfired and made the troops even angrier. Instead of surrendering and giving up, like the skibidi's hoped, the titans "deaths" just enraged the factions and now they were all hellbent on killing toilets. With literally ANYTHING. Swords, guns, fists, and such. Now, we also know that the TV titan is about to get back into the ring with a new upgraded form we haven't seen yet! So while the other two titans go back for repairs and upgrades, the TV titan is about to go on the biggest murder spree that the toilets have yet to grasp. Hell is about to get released on those Skibidi Bastards. ALL TOILETS WILL DIE. HAIL TV TITAN!!!

[countjortula]

"I'm gonna write your name in my rizz note, skibidi it all! all hail skibidi, we all say in unison"

- my brother

[us-the-voices-and-more-voices-2]

well, new knowledge acquired.

this makes way too much fucking sense, and why I have this stupid ass uh code switching god the code switches.

I am fluent in the old ways, I know how to do shit the old way. but man you can LITERALLY feel the difference and disconnect, I like talking with you guys online because well. You understand it, my friends almost understand what I mean. But yeah it’s weird.

I’m not a digital native first gen, I didn’t get on til the mid and late 2000s. And then the old web had basically was gone.

so new disconnect between old gen digital natives and new internet natives, like different again.

personally I prefer old digital native shit, I like the vibes and the culture since I grew up in the last hurrah of the old web.

new web is weird, I only know what I know because I LITERALLY grew up on here.

a computer and a mouse or a touchscreen and my wits are as natural to me as walking, which is weird.

sometimes the culture slips in and I reference shit that makes no sense and people look at me funny.

I so desperately want to indulge in basically the stories and shit of my childhood, but it doesn’t make much sense.

It’s all pretty crude and unsettling, and like I don’t “behave” right.

like boo, lemme be super weird and happy about being in the internet.

I know most think that it not important or something but shit the culture on here is my culture, it doesn’t matter where the fuck we live we speak the same shit.

even if it’s not the same language, it’s weird.

I bite my tongue even though I shouldn’t lol, I don’t say things how I normally do because it’s so “strange” to people.

yeah I sound like a walking YouTube video sometimes!

How the fuck else am I supposed to talk? I was literally raised there I was raised on here it’s my fucking blood.

I don’t know what’s going to happen in the next couple decades what new cultural practices will appear for us internet natives.

will we inherit our parents social media and or email accounts?

what will be considered normal for us, are our internet accents and dialects going to diverge into their own languages?

what’s going to happen to the digital natives who grew and lived on social media’s that died? What sort of culture do we leave behind?

I already am learning so so much about tumblr I ain’t a tumblrina though, YouTuber over here.

what the fuck is the future going to be like, we are 2 generations deep now in the budding internet culture and history.

we might as well be our own thing, which is weird.

I have adjusted so well to tumblr because well Tumblr and YouTube are so similar, the culture is so different and the language and accents and history are too.

but it’s weird, because well I feel happy and welcomed here.

some of us settle down into our own little cultures and lives and fuck it’s weird.

we are literally dubbed with our own new names, and you can tell where people hail from.

some people speak so strongly internet accented, we are genuinely a generation or 2 away from our own internet dialects becoming languages.

why do you guys think you don’t here skibidi and rizz and “REAL” on here?

I’m literally just straight up speaking YouTube, I have been my whole life. whatever the fuck this means for me, I don’t sound like a tumblrina I won’t ever. I can’t get it right, but man we literally are diverging our own languages at this rate.

[makifishcake]

I refuse to tag my skibidi daiki stuff with #skibidi saiki. All deserve to see. They deserve to see his greatness, lord Skibidi Saiki. All hail Skibidi Saiki 😌👏👏

@mac33cheese do you like my creation

[cosmica-galaxy]

i mean, where did origin come from? why did origin go into "hiding"?

I also saw the sketch of origin you had earlier, how did origin know about the alliance and that the mimics looked like now that humans were practically wiped out? if its been underground for who knows how long?

Why did origin wake up so suddenly?

oh god why do I have so many questions

Origin hails from an old realm between dimensions and only arrived in the world during an event that was similar to the Toba Catastrophe Theory that occurred in the distant past.

In hindsight, a large scale catastrophe occurred in human history that nearly killed off humanity's ancestors in the past, pulling their numbers down to a few thousand members. In the height of the disaster, ancient humans begged for mercy from whomever would give it...and Origin heard their pleas for mercy and help.

Origin wanted to help humanity, as they felt pity for their fleeting existence and the cries of them begging for their lives motivated the eldritch to assist.

Origin breached the world veil and was "birthed" into the world that was covered in darkness and blackened snow and falling ash. Their original form, bearing human-like attributes, was created and some elements of their "eldritch" nature carried over. But the shift wasn't bothersome to Origin. Despite the world being torn asunder by the cataclysm, Origin assisted humanity. Using their abilities, they pieced the shattered world back together and revived what it could. Life began to bounce back and the worst of the calamity had passed, but numbers were still too few. Origin then breathed life into little fragments of themselves. Each head gave a piece of themselves to bring to life with their breath and gifts, bringing rise to the first mimics to walk in the new world. The mimics were directed to live with humanity. To look like them, to act like them, to COPY them. To live amongst them and survive with them. Origin grew weak and the toll of restoring as much of the world as they could, as well as birthing the mimic race, had drained them of their energy in its entirety. They needed to rest and they chose to ground themselves in this new world they came to call their new home. Nestled in the crater of the source where the disaster originated from, a large volcanic crater, Origin curled up in a makeshift womb of the world and entered a long slumber.

There, Origin slept and recovered from their exhausting endeavors and the mimics above integrated with humanity and their numbers rebounded back. Witnesses of the event would only be able to draw what they saw in old tomes and forgotten caves...nowadays, humans have little, if any, recollection of Origins' existence or deeds.

All was calm and the tides of balance came and went while Origin recovered. Days became weeks, weeks became months, months became years, and years became centuries. Origin only roused when they felt...different. The constant chatter of their mimic creations, once buzzing about in their many heads like a collective of humming static now only resonates as faint hushed whispers...and Origin's connection to them was growing too weak for comfort. Once awake, they only knew something was certainly wrong when they noticed that they lost their older form and how it was replaced with something new...and unfamiliar. Voices above in their conscious could be heard crying out in pain and then they were thrusted into silence. The voices of their people were getting weaker and they knew something horrible had occurred above. Origin could only reach out so far, but one thing stood out in the collective's collapsing memories before they met their eternal silence. An annoying sound...repetitive and regressive in nature, gibberish to many, but lowly primitive eldritch speech to them. A blight that echoes a distant familiarity...one they heard from a rift elsewhere in the void. "Skibidi skibidi" This phrase would slowly enrage Origin as the more they understood the corrupted lower eldritches, the more they hated them. Their damage, like a disease, spreads throughout the patterns of time and space. Destroying all that exists with them--just like a blight, they infect hosts to replicate more of themselves. A blabbering pest.

Origin only grew angrier when they realized the human voices had fallen eerily silent and the balance of the world was corrupted. Were they too late? Did these blight carrying atrocities already rot the world above? Had they slept too long? Was there even a world left to save? If only they could break out of the vault that sealed them, they would rip their way to the surface to cease the damage and assess the probability of a repeated scenario that involves the world that they had experienced long ago when they arrived in this world. Origin wanted nothing more than to breach the surface again...

And rend the lowly eldritch parasites that dared invade their territory.

[cosmica-galaxy]

Hey Cosmica. It's me again. I had this one in the back of my mind for a while now. Here's the scenario:

The alliance OC trio, the veteran, the mimic trio, the matriarchs (the female trio & the brave duo), & the large trio by some coincidence are on a scouting mission together. They then have to deal with a platoon of Skibidi Toilets that attack them. They fight back very well until some larger toilets come in. Before the TVs of the squad were about to teleport them all out, they're suddenly saved by a Camera Apache Helicopter that flies in at full speed, launching missiles & firing off its machine guns at the toilets, destroying a large portion of them whilst dodging any incoming attacks gracefully & expertly, before the remaining toilets attempt to scamper away before the large squad catches & flushes them. The chopper then lands to the ground & guess who comes out of it? That's right, it was non other than their resident human! Turns out, they had sneakily taken an instruction manual to learn how to fly the Alliance's flying vehicles & found it to a breeze first try because the controls were quite simple. How would they all react to this?

P.S: Sorry if this is too long.

Camron was surprised from the sudden assistance that they got from such a skilled driver of that appache helicopter, but the moment the coast is clear and the helicopter lands, color him surprised when the HUMAN of all people hops out of it. Then, he swoons as hard as he can within reason. The human...by the titan they are amazing. DJ was stunned from the two surprises they got in a few short minutes, first a massive skibidi assault...the next--a helicopter showdown that puts most pilots to shame! However, he wasn't expecting a third surprise...it was the human driving! Wow...you're so freaking AWESOME human! (Dances happily) Vee was concerned the moment they all got surrounded by the enemy. If things got ugly, they would all surely get destroyed! But then, just as he was getting ready to abort the mission and pull his companions out of there, when a rain of gunfire hails from the sky. Watching the helicopter masterfully dodge the bullets and missiles being launched at it impressed him...even more so when the battle was won and the HUMAN of all individuals steps out. Did...did his core just skip a cycle?? The Veteran was prepared to fight to the death out here when the sound of the sky lighting up with gunfire and a rouge helicopter comes flying in and assist the ground troopers with such grace. It impressed the veteran as he watches the helicopter rip through skibidi units and demolish their assault. However, the moment victory was certain and the helicopter lands, color him surprised that the HUMAN of all individuals hops out. He gives them a brief scolding about their secretive ways of flying helicopters...but then gives them a hug. He's never been prouder of his trainee than this moment here and now. (ACK--I can't fit anymore or Tumblr will refuse to post this ask. I have a limited threshold I can work with! So I hope the main trio and the veteran are good enough! <: ( )

[cosmica-galaxy]

Yoo Cosmica. I haven't been able to think of anything new to ask so I ask of you kindly for a part 2 of my helicopter ask please. This time, the reactions are from the matriarchs.

Survei was starting to feel the pinch of the attack as some units were injured, despite her trying her best to help with the rifle on her back. It felt like whenever she popped a few skibidis, a few more just show up! However, she wasn't expecting a sudden hail of gunfire to come down from the sky! The skibidi's scramble as a helicopter swoops on by and peppers them with bullets, dodging their counter attacks with grace. Not gonna lie, she was impressed and if the Plunger Cameraman wasn't down on the ground, she would've guessed that it was him in there! Once the attack is completed and the skibidi units retreat or die, the helicopter lands and color her surprised when the human steps out and greets the units! Impressive, human...impressive!! The speakerwoman would be trying her best, but there was a LOT of skibidi units in this attack! They were already getting overwhelmed, despite all units resisting the assault. However, the sound of rapid gunfire fills the air and the larger skibidi units fall, much to her confusion. She looks to the sky and finds a rouge helicopter flying about the air, shooting and peppering the ground with bullets, as well as shooting down skibidi units. It dodges bullets and rockets masterfully as it dispatches units after units, even dog fighting and taking down airborne units nearly effortlessly. It was quite a show for the units on the ground. Once the skibidi units lost enough of their own and the tides turn in the alliances favor, they retreat to report a failed attack. Then, the helicopter lands and out steps the alliance treasure themselves, the human! The speaker woman can only clap in earnest as the human tries to be humble while surrounded by the units in a brief moment of celebration. Who knew the human was capable of such skill? The TV woman was already feeling the hurt as the skibidis injured and hurt units left and right. This battle was not going in their favor that even a blinded camera unit could see it. However, right before the matriarch in question began to pitch a tactical retreat, the sound of helicopter blades approaching made the tv woman turn to look towards the source, finding a camera-copter zooming in as fast as possible. The sound of machine-based gunfire filling the sky came next and the skibidi units were suddenly downed by a bullet storm from the air. The mistress can only watch as the helicopter side-hovers, dodges, and snipes enemies left and right. Almost like it had a mind of it's own! The units on the ground were assisted from the support from the helicopter that the tide of battle quickly changed in the alliances favor. They all fought back the menaces as the support from the helicopter covered them and took down larger foes. Once the enemy had taking a violent beating, they all turned tail and ran for the hills. Shortly after that, the helicopter came flying in and landed not too far away and...out stepped the human?! All the units, including the tv woman herself, were shocked and approached to celebrate the human's assistance in winning the battle. From that moment on, the TV woman saw the human as a much more capable fighter than she gave them credit for. They were a force to be reckoned with...and she appreciates that about them. What a valuable ally indeed.